From:	DKy22
 
 
>For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced
>each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
>"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That
>I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to
>life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want."  And
>with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
>
>The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the
>bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling,laughter,
>and shaking of branches.  Fifteen minutes later, the two statues
>emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
>
>"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at
>them.
>
>Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male
>statue and said, "Great! .... this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll
>shit on its head!"
 
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