From: Elki 
 
 
 
>Top Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than SEX
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>1.  You can GET chocolate
>2.  "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
>3.  Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
>4.  You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
>5.  You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
>6.  You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
>7.  If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
>8.  Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called 
	 nasty names.
>9.  The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
>10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working
>    hours without upsetting your work mates.
>11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
>12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
>13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
>14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
>15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
>16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
>17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
>18. You can never be too young or too old for chocolate.
>19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
>20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; its always good!
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