Thursday, July 8, 2004 11:14PM

Saturday, June 26, 2004 12:27AM ~This is for Saturday even though it os technically written on Sunday.

Today when i was ripping up carpet in my dad's rental building, I decided that the way they put down carpet is stupid. that is enought said.

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Today I realized that peop;e call me in the morning too much. For the past three or four days people have been calling my cell at like ten or eleven. I mean Im still sleeping then you dont need to wake me up. Well last night i thaught i would be smart and put my phone on silent, but that diddnt work either someone called me and it was loud as ever ( because of the vibrations ) Plus the same person calle me like five times, thats too much, youy know who you are if you are reading this. I diddnt call you back for a reason... I WAS BUISY. Some people just make me unhappy. GRRRR

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Well I just decided the other day that people nowadays are to paranoied, it buggs me. They always are askin dumb questions like "you don't want to talk to me do you?" well to me thats a question that requires an answer, therefore if you really cared that they didn't want to talk to you, you wouldnt ask that question. Beacuse if you actually cared you wouldnt want them to talk if they didn't want to. Plus its so obvious if they dont want to talk to you becaust they wouldnt be talking or they would be acting like a beioch. so yeah.

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Well today had a whole two things to rant about wait......wait three things!!!! One is why packing groceries is stupid, another is about Need for Speed Underground, and the third is about why Comedy central is stupid.

So i was at the grocery store with my mom today and she baught alot of groceries. Well you know how after you pack the groceries you want the heavy stuff ont the bottom of the shopping cart so the light stuff doesn't get crushed? Well yea. What buggs me is when you go to put the groceries in the car you want the same thing, to put the heavy stuff on the bottom. The stupid thing is all of the heavy stuff is buried under the light stuff so before you cant put stuff into the car you have to unbury the heavy stuff... that really, REALLY buggs me.

Now Need for Speed Underground (NFSU) is a really good game in all, but if you have gotten to the end have you ever noitced that you can't unlock all of the upgrades? Is it just me or is that really retarded , the same thing with NFL Street, they don't give you enough tokens to get everything. Geeze that really buggs me, I bet the game developers only do that so you can't say you beat the game because IT'S NOT POSSABLE!!!

Now the only one reason Cmedy central is dumb is because they don't show the Chapelle Show enough. I mean 2 days a week, Tuesday and Sunday, four episodes, but only two differen't episodes because the Sunday episodes anr reruns of the tow episodes they played on Tuesday. That makes me an unhappy person, but the make up for not showing the Chapelle Show by showing the Daily Show and Sputh Park and all the other quality programs. Yeah.......

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This is my first rant in awhile so it probably wont be that good, so DON'T hate. ha ha So today i got up at like noon thirty cause I'm lazy and such. Any ways the there wasnt much to rant about becides why in the world does it take so long to make meat loaf? Well that makes me angry cause i was all hungry and stuff and it took too long to make i was so hungry. Yeah... Oh this song is hilarious:

Is it just me or is that the most rediculous song anyone has written or heard? I mean when they put that into a videogame werent they thinking that that song sucked. Seriously though, did they really think that song was good? If they did they need to be beaten to death with the papers the lyrics were written on. And The funny thing is, is thta isn't the only horrable song in the sound track for that game all of the songs are hilariously crappy. So in short if you want to laught at horrable songs thats one you can find them somewhere on the internet.

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I finally updated my site so yea. I'm adding more shout outs and a new section. SIGN THE GUESTBOOK. yea anyways I'm going to continue with updating the site so imma jet. HAHA HA yea.

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Today all I did was get football cleats. Why don't they come in thirteen and a half? Instead of getting that size I had to get fourteens. At first I had to go to Maple Grove then I had to go all the way to Coon Rapids, that is rediculus.

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Sorry to all of you people that look forward to reading my rants, I got lazy and for awhile I actually forgot about my site. so really there isn't anything you missed except for my vacation which I will have a seperate page for when I get my pictures developed. Anyway well on the subject, during my vacation I was with my cousins alot and my one cousin that really annoys me. The only annoying cousin Alyssa. Well to start off she is almost 11 and she acts like she is 4. Yes you read right four, not 10, not 8, FOUR! And all she does is play videogames and watch tv. Well, you are thinking, what is wrong with that, I'll answer that. THAT IS THE ONLY THING SHE DOES. ahem. So my proof for this is...

1. Well when they (relatives) come for thanksgiving and stay for about four days, she will eat and play videogames unless she isn't at home (not very often). A story comes with this. Well, last thanksgiving as usual the day after the "feast" we go shopping. But she didn't go with us, she stayed home with my dad and uncle. we were gone for like ten hours. When we left she was playing videogames, when we came back she was playing videogames. So I asked my dad and he said that all she had been doing was playing videogames. He said that he asked he if she was hungry when they at lunch but she said no and kept playing games. Then I asked her what she did while we were gone and she said that all she did was play videogames. Ten hours of nonstop videogames, it just gives me the jibblies.

2.For being the second and last proof for this rant it is very decicive in my favor. When we go there that is all she does and my cousin Emily (alyssa's sister {god help her})even says that is all she does. Well that is it for today kiddies, go look at the rest of my site, and if you already have do it again.

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Well I got lazy and I decided to just put up a rant when I feel like it. That is why I skipped five days. Today I had to help move a stupid stove down a flight of stairs. Why are stoves so damn heavy? And the one I had to move was all nasty and stuff. Why don't people clean their stoves? Imean all they have to do is freaking get some 409 and spray it then wipe it down with a cloth. Gas stoves are stupid too. My dad shoud just replace the gas stoves with electric stoves. Electric stoves are easy to clean so when I have to help move them they would probably be less nasty. There fore gas stoves are stupid.

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Well referring to yesterday's rant as far as I know no one has read the story yet. That really sucks. It took me a whole hour to wright that story. Then people go read that Mystic Show, but they won't read mine that hurts.

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Nothing much happened except I wrote a story. It is in the stories section. (The Vash and Auron Show) I also posted it on a message board.

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So after we were at her house, we went to goi to get my sister's computer. That is when I got a multitap. anyway after we baught the computer, we brought it home of course. So after we set it up it didnt work. Why the he11 do HP computers suck so bad? Well we have to bring the CPU back tomorrow.

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Today all I did was talk to Dylan on the phone.

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When I woke up today I started to read Harry Potter and realized how crappy the book is only because of Harry and his mood swings. He has some serious issues and should get some help.

Becides that I was playing Mario Tennis fo Game Boy Color on my SP. Why the hell are the Tennis matches so long in that game. I mean it takes like twenty minutes to play one match. I expecially hate doubles too because my tennis partner sucks ass.

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Well my sister just said that I'm a drund, it is past your bed time because it is 1:32 AM. I had to go to the stupid apartments today to fricken pull weeds out of a freaking drive-way. Stupid weeds. Who envented weeds anyway. Did you know that some stupid english settler lady braught dandy lions to America because she thaught the damn weeds were pretty. She should have been beat to death with dandy lions. There is ony one kind of good weed and we all know what that is..... crab grass! Just kidding.

Afer typing just kidding that reminded me of how stupid it is to say J/K. That is what I call freaking retarded. Who says that anyway. I'll tell you who freaking retarded people. J/K that is sooo retarded.

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Nothing happened today until about midnight. I went to the basement to watch my sister play Final Fantasy Ten. I also watched Jerry Springer. There was a gay guy with one boob. It was gross. HE had one BOOB, TIT whatever you want to call it he had ONE, 1. Well any way that was about it. I was up till three reading freaking Harry Potthead.

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Well I helped my sister play Final Fantasy 10. Well for her sake I'll rant about how much of a b**** Lady Yunaleska(for a game she is hot) is. First when you walk into the room thinge you fight her in she is all nice and stuff. Then there is a thing like a memory where she beats Auron (one of the characters) to a bloody pulp. Then after that it all goes down hill. She starts talking s***, the your people whine about stuff. Well once you get into the fight you find out that the b**** has around thirty-thousand health points. Once you think you finally beat the evil, but hot b**** she grows into a second monster with her hanging like fifteen feet in the air. Then she has about forty-thousand health points. You think that is the end? Well it's not. She grows into a third form with about sixty-tousand health points. At that point she is behind a bigger face hanging off a snake hair. I mind yuo this took my sister like five tries to beat her.

Also after my sister went to work I beat the Bears 70-17. Half the frickin points they got were because of stupid penalties like offsides. Without me they got three first downs.

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While I was playing franchise mode in Madden, I was doing a Hail Mary and I got sacked. so I decided that I needed a new offensive line. Now I don't get penalties or sacked.

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Today I went to go see The Hulk. The movie wasn't that good, but it wasn't bad. I recomend that if you haven't seen it yet, to wait until it comes out on DVD and rent it. Well the best part is when the Hulk dies in the end. Ha Ha Ha I'm just kidding I'm not going to tell ypu the ending, but what I said is a clue to what happens. If you think that The Hulk is a really good movie, then I personally think you are a big pile of monkey nuts. But I will tell you that Goldmembe is a funny movie. "Youre very toight like a toiger, isn't that wired. he he." And here's a song from Dr.Evil:

Then before I went to pick up my sister form work wtih my mom, I put in the new battery for my lawn mower (riding) and it worked. When we got home I mowed the lawn.

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So today my mom wakes me up all pissy because it was one o'clock. But, she saw I was reading and even though she saw me reading she told my dad I was still sleeping. So I finished the chaper I was on and went downstairs to eat breakfast. Then my dad gave me a lecture and my mom was just being pissy. Then I found out that we had to go work in the stupid apartments, while my dad went to Menards. Menards is pure evil. Becides that the place smelt it wasn't that bad. So when I got home I ran upstairs and took a shower. Today I found out that my dad is also a pyro. We were playing with fireworks and stuff. Finally, watch the movie Life (it has Eddy Murphy, Martin Lawrence, and Burnie Mack) a great combo.

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So today my lawn mower didn't start so we had to do it by push mower, that my friends is what I call "gay."

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Well today I'll give you a play by play. I got up and read a chapter in the fourth Harry Potter book. Then I went downstairs and ate lunch (a sandwhich, chips, and a coke). Then I went to the basement to play Madden 2003 on PS2, which is better than Lame, I mean Game Cube. I played for two or three hours then my dad called me upstairs to tell me that he was going to drop my sister off at work then go to work. After he told me that ha asked me to microwave some pizza for him. So I went to the microwave and found out the power was out. Now that pissed me off becavse I was in the middle of beating the Viqueen, sorry, Vikings 44 - 14 in all pro mode (the second hardest to all-madden). Well then I called Megan. She bet me that Dylan wouldn't call If I gave him her number.Then the power went back on about an haur later. My mom got home, then I went to start the game over. Then at like eight thirty my aunt called and said that they weren't coming because their air-conditioning broke in their car. (use windows) Now tell me what is wrong with windows? And that is bout it.

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Played Madden all day and og money. But why the hell do muli- taps for PS2 cost thirty dollars?

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Just played Madden all day.

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The only bad thing is that Cory was still here at like six PM.

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Today was my sister's graduation party! Well today sucked for alot of reasons, but was still fun. I had to wake up at fricken five-fory-five and I went to bed the day before that at three AM. Well when I woke up I got dressed and went to Cub (the grocery store). Then after we got back I had to put up a canopy, which was a pain in the anal cavity. Then I had to help clean. After about another two or three hours we went to pick up the baloons and cake. The balloons were in Maple Grove and the cake at Cub. Then after we picked those punks up Cory came, late I might add. He was supposed to show up at one-thirty but he didn't until two. But the party didn't start till three. Then at around three I called Amanda J. She hung up on me! Then she had the nerve to call back. She claimed her phone died... right. During the call James the dead beat showed up. Then at three-fifteen Dylan showed up. Alex never came. Well long story short I got drenched in a storm, got annoyed by little kids, and Dylan and cory spent the night over.

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Today sucked because I had to mow my dad's stupid rental properties' lawns. Of course my sister got out of mowing because she had to go to work. That meant that I had to mow tham by mysef. Then I ended up finishing before she even went to work. But my dad had already left to go home to pick her up then bring her to work, so then I had to sit waiting for my dad to come back form dropping my sister off. But the only good thing is that I got paid twenty dollars to mow them.

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Tody is Thursday. Yay Thursday!!

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Hmm. Well today iI went to the stupidest store ever. And I mean ever. The store Menards is almost as evil as Wal*Mart! Any way, I went there with my dad because I stpidly told him I would go with him the day before. We went there to get cchairs and a tent for my sisters graduation party. The store is only stupid because when we found the tent we wantwe out on display we couldn't find the box it was in. Well instead of the box being logicly put next to the display, the box ended up being on the other side of the store. That is why Menards is stupid.

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Today had to be the worsee day of all of my rants. I had to got to one fo my dad's rental properties to paint. On top of that I got eight dollars instead of ten dollars an hour. So that meant after painting six hours I only made fourty-eight dollars instead of the sixty my sister got fot ten an hour. I don't even know why I only got eight, it so probably because my sister came. Also it is actually 3:34 AM therefore it is tomorrow but that doesn't matter. Any way my dog is freaking out because of the thunder-storm. He is a wuss because he is scared of thunder.

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Well today was weird. My sister with the website, wich you should got to (look in links section) , had to go to work. So when my dad told her to do something that would take like twenty minutes, two haurs brfore she had to go to work, she told me to do it! That poissed me off. Well I ended up doing it anyway being the good person I am. HA HA HA.... excuse me.

Then when I went with my mom to pick her (my sister) up form work, my friend NOT,HELL NA, NOT, NOT my girl friend went with he rmom to pick her brother up (he works in the same place) except she had two of her friends with her, both girls. So I got out of the cvan to throw some trash away, then on my way back to the van one fo her friends attacls me from the other van. I was like "STEP OFF BITCH!" then she shut the door. Nither my mom or hers cared, they were too buisy laughing at what I just said.

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Nothing really happened today.....

Thats why it sucked.

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This day is stupid because nither my brother or my sister, Lola who doesnt matter, came home today. My brother went to Milwakee to watch the Twins get their ass beat. My sister went to Duluth to run a marathon. They usually come home on Saturdays because they don't live at home, duh. My brother is really the only one that matters to me because he takes me places.

And I had to go to Menards, then sit in the freaken hot car in the damn parking lot of Wal*Mart to watch some things in the truck bed. WHile I was sitting there a guy pulls up next to the truck, waiting for his wife with his dog....

This guy takes out this drink, takes a sip then gives some to his dog. The dog starts lickinkg the drink up then, when the dog was done drinking he took another sip! I nearly puked. Well mabe I didn't need the warning sign.......

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Today I was too lazy for it to be that bad of a day, but I have to whine about something. I was watching the best news channel, Fox News Channel 30, and they were talking about the new Harry Potthead, I mean Potter, book and they said that it is 1/3 longer than the fourth book that is freaken 978.7 pages. J.K. Rowling needs to stop making those books so damn long. I mean I'm going to buy it of course, but that is going to take forever to read. Those books keep losing their quality too. The next book is probably going to be like a thousand something pages long. And the other thing that bothers me about J.K Rowling is that she probably already has all of the damn books written,but she is going to wait another year to release the next book (6). I heard somewhere that she kills off Harry in the last book, if there is a last book. And if there isn't going to be a last book in the next seven years then I think that there is probably going to be like fifteen books, I mean come on what is this freaken Animorphs. Animorphs was a good book until like book 10. My advice to Rowling is to quit while she is ahead.

That is enough on that. I decidec that going for walks is dumb unless you have somewhere to go to. I mean how stupid is it to walk in one big ass circle. Think about it.

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