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sound files :: Cadillac man
sound 1 (.rm - 66k)
Joey: Be a guy, Larry. Time to be a guy
Larry: An ok guy.
Joey: Yes, an ok guy.
sound 2 (.rm - 196k)
Joey: You want to give him your name?
Larry: No, I told him my name. He's gonna know who I am.
Joey: Thinking. Why don't you make one up?
Larry: Oh. What kind of name?
Joey: Anything you want. You're in charge.
Larry: Hmm. Ok, ah. How about Smith?
Joey: Smith? What? Are you checking in the motel? No. Give me your first name.
Larry: Chip.
Joey: Chip? Chip is a name for squirrel. How about Charlie?
Larry: No Charlie. Charlie is a commy name.
Joey: Commy?
Larry: Yeah, sounds Chinese.
Joey: How about Chuck? Chuck's an all American name.
Larry: Ok, Chuck.
sound 3 (.rm - 43k)
Joey: You smoke?
Larry: No, I don't. It's disgusting. Put it away.
Joey: Yeah, I've tired to quit.
sound 4 (.rm - 84k)
Joey: I'm glad to be on your side, Larry. Gosh, am I glad to be on your side? Ok, you ready for
the final part of the plan. Here, final part of the plan.
Larry: Final part. What's it?
Joey: You give up.
Larry: What?
sound 5 (.rm - 43k)
Joey: He wants to know what you want, Larry?
Larry: What? I've told him already. I want him to go away.
sound 6 (.rm - 84k)
Larry: I didn't know it too good when I married her.
Joey: It's not good marrying someone you don't know.
Larry: Tell me about it. Love sucks!
Joey: Yeah, but sometimes, it's pretty nice too.
sound 7 (.rm - 114k)
Donna: I don't wanna go.
Joey: Donna.
Larry: Oh, now you don't want to go.
Donna: No.
Larry: You wanna stay in and torture the hell out of me?
Donna: Yeah.
Larry: Get out of here. Go. Go. Get out of here.
Donna: You fool. You know I love you, Larry. You jerk.
sound 8 (.rm - 51k)
Larry: You ladies get out of here. You tell the cops I'm an ok guy.
sound 10 (.rm - 218k)
Joey's mom: Hello. Can you hear me?
Larry: Hello.
Joey's mom: This is the terrible thing you've done. Scaring all those people. Are you listening?
Larry: Yeah.
Joey's mom: You listen to me and you listen to me good. I'm an old woman and he's all I have.
So, don't hurt him. You hear me?
Larry: Alright.
Joey's mom: Yeah. Yeah. Don't you lie to an old lady. Don't you hurt my Joey.
Larry: OK, I won't.
Joey's mom: Promise me you won't hurt him.
Larry: I won't.
Joey's mom: You're not gonna promise me. It means you lie to me. So, promise me.
Larry: I promise.
Joey's mom: You're a nice boy. Now promise one more time.
Larry: Alright, I promise.
sound 11 (.rm - 43k)
Larry: [automatic gun shot] Everybody freakin' shut up. This is my thing, alright.
sound 12 (.rm - 95k)
Larry: Joey, thanks for talking to me.
Joey: Larry, thanks for simplify my love life. Let's go.
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