Revenge part 2
One day Red XIII was walking around Rocket Town ( since it was the last place we left off in part one ) and seemed to notice Sephiroth flying through the skies. He dropped a note.
Red XIII: hmmm, I wonder what this says.
He picks up the note
Red ( reading ): get ready for 5 days of storytelling hell..... what does that mean.
After a few minutes of thinking....
Red: Oh My God!
Red XIII dashes home to tell.....
Red: Vincent!!!
Vincent, who was still drinking tea from part one.
Vincent: What?
Red:Look!
Vince looks at the note and reads it.
Vince: get ready for 5 days of storytelling hell...... Im lost.
Red: Do you know what this means?
Red and Vince: A SEQUEL!
Red: Oh God! Our lives are over!
Vincent: I hate sequels!
Red: what do we do?
Vincent: tell the others.
Vincent: This a horrible, we can't live our lives starring in sequels.
At Shinra H.Q ( which was rebuilt after the bomb blew up in Seph's lap )
Rufus: A SEQUEL!!!!!
Reeve: afraid so, sir, and it will last for five days too.
( Notice how Reeve and Elena are in this story )
( I'm making up a Turk's lounge, if there wasn't one in the first place )
In the Turk's Lounge
Reno: We got to find a way to stop this.
Rude: Stop what?
Reno: The sequel, you idiot!!
Rude: oh.
Elena: Tseng, what do you think we should do?
( see, i told you she was in here )
Tseng: huh? oh....the sequel. um...we...uh....uh..............dunno.
Hojo walks in ( oh yea, he is in the story too. )
Tseng: Professor Hojo knows what to do.
Hojo: About this damn sequel? nope, not a clue.
Turks: ......
Hojo: Now if it were a human or planet or something I think I could get something, but this is just a story.
Tseng: What about a disease of some............
Hojo: DISEASE! EXCELLENT!! I'll poison everybody on this planet including ourselves and the narrarator wont have anything to talk about!!! Great Idea! I knew I can count on you. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hojo walks out of the room and the Turks look sternly at Tseng.
Tseng: UH OH!
Back at Cid's house.
Cid: A sequel, huh?
Red: yea! and its 5 days of storytelling hell.
Vincent: Yeah Cid! And we don't need you stealing the main role!!
Cid: Shut Up!
Vincent:Make Me!
They both draw their weapons.
Vincent: ok, truce!
Cid: ha, chicken!
Then they put up their wepons.
Cid: Ha! I knew you weren't man enough to fight me.
Vince: We'll See!!!!
He jumps on Cid and start punching him with his metallic claw.
Cid: Ow! Stop! s**t!
Vincent: ha ha, hey Red, I was right! I told you I was going to kick Cid's....
Cid: Not in this lifetime!
Cid grabs Vincent's neck. Then they ended up strangling each other.
Vince: uh....can...t,,,,,bre,,,,,,athe
Cid:.....st....op.......chok.......uh....me
Tifa ( to Aeris ): I always hated you for stealing cloud away from me!
She slaps Aeris
Aeris: Ow! You B***h!!!
Aeris decks Tifa in the stomach, which she decked pretty hard, making Tifa barf on her.
Aeris: ewwww, gross!
Aeris gets sick and barfs back on Tifa.
Tifa: you sick little.....
Aeris pulls Tifa's hair, and she does the same to Aeris
Tifa: Ahhhhhhhh! Stop it! That hurts!
Aeris: Never! OWWW! Quit It!
Cait Sith ( to Yuffie ): I hate you, you're a ditzy b**ch who needs to be shot.
Yuffie:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Take this! Prepare to take some brutal damage!!!!
Yuffie flicks Cait Sith's ear. ( not much huh? )
Cait: ha! you call that brutal damage, eat this!!
Cait Sith farts on Yuffie. Which she passes out a few seconds later from the overpowering stinky smell.
Cait: ha!
Red: Man i'm bored.
Rufus and Seph crash through the window.
Red: ha ha! now is my chance!
He starts to maul Rufus to death.
Cloud: Sephiroth! Prepare to die!
Seph: over my dead body!
They get in a sword fight.
Barret: well since i'm not in a fight, i'll tell you whats happening so far..
Cloud and Seph are fighting
Tifa and Aeris are fighting
Vincent and Cid are fighting
Yuffie and Cait are fighting
Red and Rufus are fighting
and I am doing nothi......whoa!
The Turks pounced on Barret
After hours and hours of fighting, Vincent and Red wake up.
Vince: uh. where am I?
Red: i uh don't know.
Vince: uh..wow..i see colors. and my life flashing before my eyes. Oh my God! im in Limbo!
Red: You're not in Limbo you idiot! besides you don't even know what limbo is! HUH!
Vince and Red see that cloud,seph,tifa,aeris,yuffie,cait,barret,all the Turks,rufus, and cid in beds right beside them, Hospital Beds!
Vincent: I hate sequels.
Red: I agree.
End. ( right now you are wondering, damn this is a short story, but remember what the note said of 5 days of storytelling hell, that was day two, right below is day three )
Revenge part 3
When they got back at Cid's house
Red: never again.
Tifa: what.
Red: sequels! I hate them. do you know what i think, sequels suck!
Vince ( to cid ): our fight isn't over yet!
Cid: damn strait!
Vince: get over here, i cant move, im numb!
Cid: so am i!
Vince spits on cid
Cid: what the hell was that!?!
Cid flicks his cigarette ( which is in his mouth ) out and it lands in Vince's lap.
Vince: OW! God! sh*t! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cid:heh heh heh, sweet dreams vince, heh heh.
He fell asleep
Tifa ( to aeris ): Aeris, why are you crying?
Aeris ( sobbing ): let's see, its just because you pulled out HALF OF MY HAIR!!! YOU STUPID BI**H!!! I'LL GET MY REVENGE!!!!!!
Tifa ( with a smirk ): Well, if you wouldn't of stole my boyfriend, i wouldn't have to do that.
Red: Old habits die hard, don't they Vincent?
Cid: I agree.
Red: I was talking to Vincent!
Cid ( rubbing hands together ): yea, well, Vincent is busy right now, so.......
Vincent: OWWW! SHUT UP CID!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!
Cid: and since tomorrow we will raid Shinra headquarters once again, getting our revenge, heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh..........
Red: Cid?
Cid: heh heh heh heh....
Red: Cid?
Cid: heh heh heh heh heh heh...
Red: CID, DAMN YOU!!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: heh...huh...oh what.
Red: SHUT THE HELL UP!! YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES!!!!!
Vincent: I agree
Cid: oh shut up vincent!
End ( This stupid and yet confusing story continues with day four below. )
Revenge part 4
Let's see whats going on at the h.q, Shinra H.Q.
Oh, and everybody recovered from their bruises.
Rufus: This sucks!! I can't stand these sequels!!!
Reeve: What do you suggest we do sir?
Rufus: Don't know. Hey, where's whats his name?
Reeve: who?
Rufus: whats his name, the dude with the beard and the stupid horse laugh.
Reeve: oh! whats his name! I know what his name is.
Rufus: who?
Reeve: whats his name.
Rufus: what whats his name?
Reeve: that dude with the horse laugh.
Rufus: oh that whats his name! Whats his name?
Reeve: what ? whos name are you talking about, whats his name as in the the name of whats his name or whats his name as in what is whats his names name?
Rufus: Who the hell knows?
Rufus: Why can't we say whats his name's name?
Reeve: it seems like the narrarator forgot how to spell his name, sir.
Rufus: oh, well that explains it all!
Back at Cid's
Cloud: Now we will split up in three groups, and one favor to ask of you all, LET ME START TALKING MORE!!!!!
Aeris: Don't ask us, ask the narrarator.
Cloud: oh
Cait: I just found out that Professor Hojo is going to poison everybody on this planet including himself.
Barret: sounds original to me
Cid: How the hell do you know this, are you a mind reader or something?
Cait: No dumbass, I work at Shinra, I know whats going on.
Cid: humph!
Tifa: Why would Hojo want to poison everybody? including himself?
Cid: He's a freakin loon, Tifa, what do you expect?
Tifa: You have a point there.
Cloud: Let's go! But before we do lets split up.
Cloud:Since we have 9 people, this will work.
Cloud: I will go with Aeris and Barret
Tifa: of course, he picks her.
Cloud: Cid, you go with Vincent and Red XIII
Cid,Vincent, and Red: DAMN!!!
Cloud: Tifa, you go with Cait Sith and Yuffie.
Tifa: Is it 7 years bad luck? This sucks!
Tifa walks behind Cloud and steals the PHS ( remember that thing you use to call other members )
Cloud: Now, we can go.
Back at Shinra H.Q
Rufus: So whats his name is not in this story.
Reeve: right!
Scarlet: hello mister president.
Rufus: Now listen here narrarator, since you are writing this damn story i want her out of here, got that?
Narrarator: Sorry, can't do that, she wanted to be in the story again and.......
Rufus: Big deal! Get her out of here!!
Narrarator: Hey if you argue with me i'll make this story a month of storytelling hell!!!
Rufus: Ah ha!!! So it was you who thought of the 5 days and stuff.
Narrarator: honestly, it was seph's idea for the 5 days, not mine.
Rufus: oh i see, and what is it with whats his name?
Narrarator: what whats his name, are you talking about whats whats his name, or whats whats his name's name?
Reeve: Oh God, not again!!
Narrarator: I have to go and finish this story, and a gift for you and your shinra dudes, i put in the story that the highwind is flying toward you office windows and will crash in a second, see-ya later.
Rufus: No! Wait! Stop!
CCCCCRRRRAAASSSSHHHHH!!!!!!!
Rufus and Reeve were looking at the metallic boat that crashed through the office window, then Vincent and Cid jumped out.
Vincent: eat lead!!!
click
Vince: oops out of ammo, bye!
Cid: Shi...Back off you bucket heads, or ill cast bahamut zero!!!
Sephiroth materializes above them
Seph: What did i tell you, NO BAHAMUTS!!!! Got that???!!!
Tifa was on the 46th floor.
Tifa: heh heh, with this PHS, ill be in Cloud's group.
Tifa activated the PHS.
Cid:Ok, now for what you did to us, we will kick your .........whoa!
Cid just dissapeared and appeared before tifa.
Tifa: oops, wrong one. Go away Cid!
Cid: say, what are you doing with........ahhhhh.
Cid dissappeared again, and went back to the office.
Tifa tried but ended up with yuffie,then vincent,then red, and cait sith. then replaced them all to their specified locations.
Tifa tried it again and Cloud appeared.
Tifa: Crap! I'm not in Cloud's group, but this is good enough. Say, Cloud, what are you doing Friday night?
Cid: That does it, my pissed off level has reached its official high!
Vince: What? That doesn't make sense.
Yuffie: HIGH! Did someone just say what i do for a living?
Red XIII rolled his eyes
Cid: Ok, Seph, I wont cast Bahamut.
Seph: Thank You!!
Cid: I'll cast odin!!
Sephiroth: OH GOD!! THATS WORSE!!!
The Turks rushed in.
Elena: were too late!!
Tseng: Because that pesky Avalanche is stopping our devestation and destruction to the world and Hojo's poison plan to kill everybody including himself so the narrarator wouldn't have anything to talk about and keep on coming up with sequels and Rufus's plan for total domination of the world?
Elena: No were late for the party we were having!!
Tseng: That got cancelled because of everything that was happening in the sentence I just said.
Elena: poo!
Reno:Whats that?
Rude: It's ODIN!!!!!
Reno: we couldn't stop it!!
Tseng: We were also late fo that.
Odin came down and cut the Shinra H.Q in half.
Yuffie: Oh God! Were Falling!!!!
Aeris: I say were in Trouble
Tifa: You think?
Aeris: shut up.
Tifa:Don't tell me to shut up!!!
Aeris: ....
Tifa: ....
Aeris: Tifa?
Tifa: What?
Aeris: shut up.
Tifa: You shut up you....you boyfriend stealer.
Tifa: Acually, I asked him on a date for friday night and he said.....
Aeris: No, of course, he hates you, and your'e jealous of me because i'm prettier and you look like the back end of a doney's as*!
Tifa: Aeris?
Aeris: What?
Tifa: shut up.
Tifa punches Aeris's face and throws her over her shoulder.
Red: Hello fello readers. As you can see, or read, Shinra H.Q is falling and so are we, so it will turn very messy and somehow bloody. So we will stop this part for now and when we get fully cured we will continue with.....
BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Red: part five.....uhhhh ( This story would of contained part 5 but i couldn't think of anything at the moment and i will have it next time, expect that the story will be longer, more stupid, more confusing than ever. And once i find out how to spell whats his names name , you know what im talking about, he'll be in the story along with some other surprises )
End