You name some of your stuffed animals that could possibly be Beatle related after the Beatles. (Like a Walrus: "I Am The Walrus")
Your room, binder, folders, locker etc are covered with Beatles pictures.
People see any of these items and think you're weird. You can't figure out why.
You have a Beatles website.
You have seen all of their movies.
You like the Lord of the Rings just because the Beatles did.
You own all of their albums.
You write a 25 page report on them in school.
Any stranger could look at you and tell that you like them.
Your teacher(s) know that you love them.
You've memorized all of their songs.
You can name all of the "Paul is dead" clues.
You constantly quote them and their movies.
You dress in 60's style.
You like all the 60's popular colors.
You say "groovy" a lot.
Your friend uses your locker. He/she doesn't want to be seen using it because they don't want any one to think that they like the Beatles.
You write lists like this.
You would rather listen to the Beatles than Christmas music in December.
When meeting someone new, the first question you ask is, "Do you like the Beatles?"
You're listening to them now aren't you?
You are seriously considering naming one of your children after one of the Beatles
Or maybe you're considering naming him/her Beatle or Beatles.
Everything you write in school has the Beatles twisted into it somehow.
You memorize their movies, but you still can't figure out that darn radius in math.
Your new goal in life is to become a guitarist.
You've read this far.
You send Paul and Ringo birthday cards, Christmas cards, Valentine's Day cards, Easter cards, hope-you-get-well-soon cards, Hello-I'm-a-big-fan cards, and Hey-check-out-my-website cards.
No matter how old you are, you have had a crush on one of the Beatles at one point in your life.
You have used up lots of space on your hard drive because of songs and pictures.
You have read all the way through the Beatles Anthology.
At family reunions, your family asks you Beatles questions, and you get everyone right.
Your friend says some words out of a Beatles song (without meaning to) and you automatically think of that song. (If they say speaking words you finish: of wisdom. Let it Be.)
You talk about them so much, your best friend has dreams about them.
You have a dream about smiling and floating people with huge flowers. (From Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds)
When you listen to Revolution #9 backwards and make sense of it.
When you can wear Beatles shirts to school every day for a month without wearing the same one twice
When you raise your hand in English class during the explanation of a research topic and before you open your mouth the teacher says, "Yes, you can write yours on John Lennon."
When you freak out at the Chinese restaurant because the "Learn Chinese" section of your fortune tells you how to say, "She Loves You" in Chinese...
You've been singing Beatles song out loud for the last ten minutes... and you didn't even realize it.
All your friends' parents love you because they can talk to you about the Beatles
All of a sudden your hearing Beatles songs and theres no source of music on
You start thinking/talking in a Liverpudlian accent (on accident) and you're not from Liverpool, or even England!
You watch the Beatles 'music videos' so much, you've memorized every single move they've done in it.
You've seen one or more of the Beatle cartoons. (By the way, I know a website where you can watch them. If you want to watch 'em, e-mail me.)
