| SO, YOU WANNA BE ON OUR STREET TEAM.... |
| IF YOU ARE SELECTED to be on the LARGE MARGE street team: 1. You get a LARGE MARGE T-Shirt to wear around town so people can see our band name and laugh at you. 2. You get to tell everyone you see what a f*&^%#$ great band we are and how cool they will be if they get on the bandwaggon and also start liking us. You also have to get people to come to our shows... and we mean paying people! 3. We will give you FREE tickets or discount tickets to our shows and we don't care if you bring your smelly friends. [But, the worse they smell, the more they pay.] 4. We give you some free LARGE MARGE merch to pass around, like stickers, tattoos, buttons, etc. We expect you to be as annoying as possible without making anyone call the cops. 5. If you email us ugly pics of yourself and your lame ass friends, we will put them up on our website so everyone can see how ugly our street team really is. Just please try to look like you are enjoying the experience. 6. When we have demos made up, we will give you some so that you can give them out to your friends who will think you are cool for hanging out with us. 7. You have to promise to stay in touch with us and tell us whats going on. |