num=Math.random()*30;
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var quote = new Array(31);
quote[0]="My dear Professor, I've never seen a cat sit so stiffly. -- Dumbledore";
quote[1]="Brazil, here I come.... Thanksss, amigo. -- Boa Constrictor";
quote[2]="I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS. -- Uncle Vernon";
quote[3]="Meant ter turn him into a pig, but I suppose he was so much like a pig anyway there wasn't much left ter do. -- Hagrid";
quote[4]="It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. . . -- Dumbledore";
quote[5]="Never try an' get a staight answer out of a centaur. Ruddy stargazers. Not interested in anythin' closer'n the moon. -- Hagrid";
quote[6]="There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those to weak to seek it. . . -- Quirrell";
quote[7]="Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back. -- Ron";
quote[8]="Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh, what have you done, You're killing off students, you think it's good fun. -- Peeves";
quote[9]="Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through.... -- Fred and George Weasley";
quote[10]="Oh, well ... I'd just been thinking ... if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet. ... -- Moaning Myrtle";
quote[11]="Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. -- Mr. Weasley";
quote[12]="It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. -- Dumbledore";
quote[13]="I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. -- George Weasley";
quote[14]="The consequences of our actions are always so complicated, so diverse, that predicting the future is a very difficult business indeed. -- Dumbledore";
quote[15]="You can exist without your soul, you know, as long as your brain and heart are still working. But you'll have no sense of self anymore, no memory, no ... anything. There's no chance at all of recovery. You'll just — exist. As an empty shell. And your soul is gone forever ... lost. -- Lupin";
quote[16]="You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think that we don't recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble? Your father is alive in you, Harry, and shows himself most plainly when you have need of him. How else could you produce that particular Patronus? Prongs rode again last night. -- Dumbledore";
quote[17]="Why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me? -- Harry";
quote[18]="The tail I can live with. But the fleas... They murder. -- Sirius";
quote[19]="Oh Professor, look! I think I've got an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor? -- Lavender / It is Uranus, my dear. -- Professor Trewlawney / Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender? -- Ron";
quote[20]="Dobby knows, sir! Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy. -- Dobby";
quote[21]="Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open. -- Dumbledore";
quote[22]="I'm telling you, that's not a normal girl! They don't make them like that at Hogwarts! -- Ron / They make them okay at Hogwarts. -- Harry";
quote[23]="Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl! -- Hermione";
quote[24]="Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt. -- Fred Weasley";
quote[25]="This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this. -- Harry";
quote[26]="But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young … and I seem to have forgotten, lately. -- Dumbledore";
quote[27]="The Prophet exists to sell itself, you silly girl. -- Rita Skeeter";
quote[28]="Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have. -- Hermione";
quote[29]="Listening to the news! Again? Well, it changes every day, you see. -- Harry";
quote[30]="'Don't put your wand there, boy!' roared Moody. 'What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!' -- Moody";
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