 | On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while
sleeping. |
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| Sears 吹風機：睡眠時請勿使用 |
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| On a bag of Fritos: You could be a
winner! No purchase necessary -Details inside. |
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| (The shoplifter special!) |
| Fritos 玉米脆片：你可能就是贏家！不用花錢
-詳見包裝內說明。(給三隻手的特惠！) |
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| On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use
like regular soap. (And that would be how?) |
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| Dial 香皂：使用說明：如一般香皂使用
(那到底是怎麼用呢？) |
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| On some Swanson frozen dinners:Serving
suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!) |
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| Swanson冷凍食品：食用建議：解凍
(建議而已喔！) |
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| On a hotel provided shower cap in a
box: Fits one head. |
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| 某飯店提供的浴帽外盒：適用於一顆頭 ( 剛好放得進一顆頭) |
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| On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed
on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. |
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| Tesco's Tiramisu點心：(印在盒子底部) 請勿倒置 |
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| On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating. |
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| Marks & Spencer麵包布丁：本產品加熱後會變熱 |
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| On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do
not iron clothes on body. |
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| Rowenta熨斗：請勿燙身上穿的衣物 |
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| On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery. |
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| Boots 兒童咳嗽藥：請勿開車或操作機械 |
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| On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause
drowsiness. |
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| Nytol安眠藥：警告：可能會引起嗜睡 |
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| On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning
keep out of children. |
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| 某韓國製廚房用刀：警告：隔離小孩 |
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| On a string of Chinese-made Christmas
lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. |
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| 某中國製聖誕節燈泡：限室內或室外使用 |
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| On a Japanese food processor: Not to
be used for the other use. |
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| 某日本製食物處理器：請勿用作其他用途 |
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| On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning:
contains nuts. |
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| Sainsbury's花生：警告：內含花生 |
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| On an American Airlines packet of
nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. |
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| 某美國航空的堅果點心包裝上(飛機上常會發的點心，內含花生、豆子、榛果等堅果)： |
| 說明：打開包裝，吃堅果 |
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| On a Swedish chain saw:Do not attempt
to stop chain with your hands or genitals. |
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| 某瑞典製的電鋸( 殺人魔會用的那種鏈鋸)：請勿試圖用你的雙手或生殖器停止電鋸 |
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| On a child's Superman costume:Wearing
of this garment does not enable you to fly. |
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| 某兒童穿的超人服：警告此服裝無法讓你飛起來 |
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