This is a declaration of love to my boat. All you women who read this; please don't feel offended. This page wasn't created to discredit you, but to praise my boat.

Why boats are better than women:
1. If you take care of your boat, your boat will take care of you.
2. Boats are faithful.
3. Boats have souls.
4. Boats don't age (at least not plastic boats)
5. Boats always share your interests.

Of course, there are some things you can't do with boats. But on the other hand: Compare your best orgasm to a nice gale, and you'll know what I mean. Which lasts the longest time, is the wetter, and so forth.