by: The Lauderdale
[Sung by Megavolt to the tune of "Santa Baby"]
(baboom baboom baboom baboom)
Santa buddy, just slip a light bulb under the tree
For me.
Been an awful good boy,
Santa buddy, so hurry to the lighthouse tonight.
Santa buddy, a new electric power drill too,
Dark blue.
I’ll wait up for you, pal.
Santa buddy, so hurry to the lighthouse tonight.
Think of all the good I have to give,
Think of all the people that I’ve let live.
I promise I won’t zap you tonight
If you’ll just make my season bright.
Santa buddy, a darling little vibrating chair.
I’ll share:
QJ can use it too—
Santa buddy, so hurry to the lighthouse tonight.
Dearest Santa, a new hard drive so I can replace
The one
Negaduck just defaced.
Santa buddy, so hurry to the lighthouse tonight.
Santa chubby, and put an ATM in my sock.
The bank?
Hey, First National works.
Santa buddy, so hurry to the lighthouse tonight.
Come and deck my place with lights
In your coat and your red tights.
If you’re really, really real,
This Christmas should be a steal!
Santa buddy, and if I haven’t used up my luck,
Roast duck
With a cape and a hat.
Santa buddy, so hurry to the lighthouse tonight.
Hurry to the lighthouse tonight.
Hurry…tonight.
New lyrics (c) The Lauderdale, December 24th, 2003.
