by: The Lauderdale
[To the tune of "Do You See What I See?" (yeah, I went cheap on the title)]
Said the little kid hiding on the stairs,
Do you hear what I hear?
Coming down the chimney with his sack?
Do you hear what I hear?
A rat, a rat, with a big bag on his back—
Megavolt is on the attack!
Megavolt is on the attack!
Said the loony rat to the Christmas lights,
Do you see what I see?
On your tree, colored Christmas lights?
Do you see what I see?
A duck, a duck, a-shaking of his head—
I think Darkwing Duck wants me dead!
I think Darkwing Duck wants me dead!
Said the duck hero to the loony rat,
Do you know what I know?
Robbing Christmas lights, loony rat?
Do you know what I know?
Your plot, your plot, will avail you not.
I’ll prevail and you will be caught!
I’ll prevail and you will be caught!
Said the little kid to the hero duck,
Listen to what I say!
In your mask and cape, Darkwing Duck!
Listen to what I say!
A crook, a crook, you have put away!
Oh, my dad just saved Christmas Day!
Thank you for a safe Christmas Day!
Gosalyn: Glad that’s done with. Now hand over the presents!
Darkwing Duck: I love you too, sweetie.
Megavolt: Bah! Humbug….
New lyrics (c) The Lauderdale, December 24th, 2003.
