Miroku: "……….."
Woman: “And….he….TOUCHED BY BUTT! I screamed and yelled for someone to help me! He got scared that someone would discover his terrible, disgusting act, and ran for it!”
Miroku: “I…I would never do something like that!”
Maury: “Ma’am, are you sure it was Miroku who did this?”
Woman: “I’m sure. I drew this picture of him just after the incident.”
*She shows the audience the picture*
Audience: “OOOOOooooooooOOOoo!”
Maury: “Amazing. It looks just like him.”
Miroku: “Are you people blind!? That looks nothing like me!”
Maury: “I’m afraid we’re almost out of time for today’s show. But, I think we’ve accomplished something very important. We’ve warned the entire world of the horror that is Miroku.”
Miroku: “Wait! Give me a chance to explain! Give me a chance to -!”
*Miroku is dragged off by security*
Maury: “Ok! That’s it for today’s show! Join us next time when our topic is: “Jaken Gets a Makeover!” See you tomorrow everybody!”
*Audience stands and claps. Maury’s ending music plays, and the screen fades to black*
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