If you see a *** after a word, this is a term some people may not understand. If you find your self confused about the meaning of one of these words, you will find the meaning of it at the very end of the sentence in parentheses.
A single * indicates an action that is going on. For instance: *audience claps*
Oh, and just to help you visualize this better, here's what Maury looks like. Just in case you didn't know! ^_^
Maury: “Hello and welcome to our show. Today we’re going to be talking about a man we’ve had many viewer phone calls about: Miroku. We are going to be talking to some of his friends to find out who this man really is. Lets welcome him to our stage, Miroku!”
*Miroku walks out and takes the seat nearest to Maury.*
*The audience stands and applauds. Screams from the audience are heard: “Miroku, I’ll bear your child!”, “You stay away from my girlfriend, monk!” and “I love you Miroku!!!”*
Miroku: “It’s nice to be here Maury.” *smile*
*A woman tries to run out on stage and throw herself at Miroku. A security guy grabs her and drags her off. She struggles to get away as she yells: “Miroku! Marry me Miroku!!!” She is dragged offstage.*
Maury: "I'm sorry about her Miroku, crazy people sneak in here sometimes."
Miroku: "Don't worry about it, that happens all the time. I'm very popular with the ladies." *winks at the audience*
Maury: "So Miroku, we want to know, what kind of person are you?”
Miroku: “Well Maury, I’ve got very high morals, I’m very virtuous and I spend my free time saving the innocent and cuddling puppies.”
Women in the audience: “AAAAwwww!”
Maury: “And, do you think your friends would describe you the same way?”
Miroku: “Of course Maury. You don’t think I’m lying, do you?”
Maury: “We’ll see. Now, lets welcome our first guest. She’s decided that she does not want her identity revealed, so we’re going to be talking to her on our monitor.” *Turning to monitor* “We’ll be referring to her as Ms. X. Ms. X has been listening from backstage. Now, Ms. X, how would you describe Miroku?”
An image appears on the monitor.
Ms. X: “High morals?! Why you lying little *beep* *bebeep* always trying to touch my *beep* butt!”
Audience: “OOOOoooOOoooh!”
Maury: “Calm down please Ms. X. Could you say that again, using less vulgar language so our television audience will be able to hear it?”
Ms. X: “I’m sorry Maury, it’s just that when I heard him saying that he was virtuous and moral I got a little angry.”
Maury: “So, you wouldn’t use those words to describe him?”
Ms. X: “Ha! Would a moral man ask nearly every woman he comes across if they will have his child? Would a moral man touch my butt at every chance he gets? THAT’S SEXUAL HARASSMENT MAURY!"
Maury: “Is what she says true, Miroku? Do you really do these things?”
Miroku: “No! No, of course not Maury! I don’t know what Miroku she’s talking about, but it’s not me. Miroku is a very popular name you know.”
Ms. X: “I know what Miroku I’m talking about you lecherous monk! It’s you! You’re pathetic! You’ll take any woman who crosses your path!”
Miroku: "That’s not true! I have very high standards."
Maury: “Really Miroku? Can you describe for us your idea of a perfect woman?”
Miroku: “Certainly Maury. She must be between the ages of 4 and 87.”
Maury: “And?”
Miroku: “And what? That’s all.”
Maury: “Ok, let’s move onto our next guest. He’s a Half-Demon boy who has been traveling with Miroku for several months now. Lets welcome him to our stage, Inuyasha!”
*Inuyasha walks out on stage* *the audience claps* *a half-crazed woman wearing hand-made dog ears and holding a “Inuyasha is my God” sign stands up and begins waving the sign around. She is screaming and giggling uncontrollably.*
(it get's funnier.....maybe..... O_o)
