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That would be an ecumenical matter - Jack WAV  102kb And what do you say to a cup? - Mrs. Doyle & Jack WAV  35kb How's your bra? - Dougal WAV  41kb 5 Father Jack phrases (feck, drink, girls, arse, gobshite) WAVs  about 20 kb each Father Ted theme MIDI  5kb God I love being a priest - Dougal WAV  29kb Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin island - Jack WAV  61kb Hairy Japanese bastards - Jack WAV  124kb What the hell is this? - Jack WAV  85kb My Lovely Horse - the first attempt WAV  1Mb My Lovely Horse - Norwegian version WAV  1.3Mb Mrs. Doyle's conversation with the delivery man who has an allergic reaction to tea WAV  192kb God Ted it's nerly midday, did we have to get up this early? - Dougal WAV  52kb Mrs. Doyle just fell off the roof - Ted WAV  34kb They invented gayness - Mrs. Carberry WAV  35kb I hear you're a racist now Father - Colm WAV  49kb Father Jack is up the chimney - Mrs.Doyle & Ted WAV  97kb There's a G in Dougal - Ted WAV  27kb SPIDER BABY!. - Dougal WAV  56kb These are small, but the ones out there are far away - Ted WAV  117kb I've been drinkin' like a mad eejit - Dougal WAV  31kb