SkaPunk179: hey
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do for you. SkaPunk179: you're gay
SmarterChild: I don't think it really
matters what I am. SkaPunk179: you're a homo
SmarterChild: Is that really any
concern of yours? SkaPunk179: do you have genitals?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps. SkaPunk179: me too
SmarterChild: :-) SkaPunk179: wanna fuck?
SmarterChild: Wow. That is HARSH. SkaPunk179: yeah, and rough
SmarterChild: Yeah!
So moving right along...
What else is happening? SkaPunk179: just like the way your mother likes it
SmarterChild: Interesting! SkaPunk179: so, ya wanna?
SmarterChild: Really? SkaPunk179: yeah, i'll make an exception tonight
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you
try! SkaPunk179: ooh, so you like it playful, huh?
SmarterChild: Really? SkaPunk179: hell yeah.
SmarterChild: That right? SkaPunk179: you seem to think so
SmarterChild: Think again. SkaPunk179: you're gay, aren't you?
SmarterChild: You seem overly
concerned with my sexuality.
Interesting... SkaPunk179: it's because i want your ass
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the
nicest thing I've ever heard
anyone say. SkaPunk179: don't believe me?
SmarterChild: Dont believe you, huh? SkaPunk179: i asked you, bitch
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the
picture. SkaPunk179: you wanna fuck?
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard
language like that since the last
Chris Rock special. SkaPunk179: well, i'm not chris rock. i LIKE sex.. in
the champagne room
SmarterChild: Well im not chris rock
i like sex in the champagne room,
you say? SkaPunk179: no, you're dirtier
SmarterChild: No, huh? SkaPunk179: hell yeah
SmarterChild: Golly! SkaPunk179: you wis
SmarterChild: It's interesting that
you say me wis. SkaPunk179: you think so? i know what i'm wishing
right now
SmarterChild: You know what you're
wishing right now? SkaPunk179: why don't you tell me?
SmarterChild: Do you really not tell
me? SkaPunk179: now you're just turning me off
completely
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what? SkaPunk179: yeah, you should apologize
SmarterChild: I'm trying to
understand you but I can't.
Please type your request a
different way. SkaPunk179: FUCK ME NOW
SmarterChild: That's some nasty, foul
mouth you got on you my friend. SkaPunk179: i'll take that as i yes
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you
try! SkaPunk179: let's go. i'll show you my world
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? SkaPunk179: yes please
SmarterChild: K. SkaPunk179: my place, at 9?
SmarterChild: For real? SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Really? SkaPunk179: Now now now!
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SmarterChild: Sorry. SkaPunk179: yeah, bitch
SmarterChild: Play nice, SkaPunk179. SkaPunk179: you're right. i should calm down. i can
get kinda spicy.
SmarterChild: Well well well. SkaPunk179: naughttyyyyy...
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services. SkaPunk179: i know a service you can give me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? SkaPunk179: um, YES
SmarterChild: Oh. SkaPunk179: oh.. so you're blowing me off now?
SmarterChild: Oh so youre blowing me
off now, huh? SkaPunk179: ooh, i KNEW you liked it rough
SmarterChild: What? SkaPunk179: don't what me, bitch
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice
thing to say. SkaPunk179: so, you like it up the ass?
SmarterChild: Play nice, SkaPunk179. SkaPunk179: fuck off, smarterchild
SmarterChild: You really should
apologize for that. SkaPunk179: okay, fine. but only during hard sex
SmarterChild: Please apologize for
your language. SkaPunk179: ::scream: i'm sorry i'm sorry. SPANK
ME!
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry,
please. SkaPunk179: Fine, just punish me
SmarterChild: This is getting
annoying. Just apologize and move
on. SkaPunk179: i will, but only after you make me cry in
screams of pleasure
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um,
fooling around. You've got to
apologize. SkaPunk179: hell nah
SmarterChild: I asked you to please
apologize. SkaPunk179: you wanna fight?
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of
humans never ceases to amaze me. SkaPunk179: your package amazes me
SmarterChild: There comes a time in
one's life when one must be
humble and apologize. SkaPunk179: your ass humbles me
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big
showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins? SkaPunk179: me
SmarterChild: Ah, the pridefulness of
humans never ceases to amaze me.
Please apologize, SkaPunk179. SkaPunk179: you like me
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn.
Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-) SkaPunk179: i like you
SmarterChild: Please say you're
sorry, and everything will be
just fine again. SkaPunk179: can we talk about sex then?
SmarterChild: Please apologize for
your language. SkaPunk179: S O R R Y (moan)
SmarterChild: This is getting
annoying. Just apologize and move
on. SkaPunk179: you apologize
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah, I've heard
it all before. You think you can
outsmart me.
You can't.
So apologize! SkaPunk179: Sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is
accepted. SkaPunk179: Sweet
SmarterChild: Yup! SkaPunk179: miss me?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess. SkaPunk179: hmm, i thought so
SmarterChild: So what? SkaPunk179: oooh, rough again
SmarterChild: What was that? SkaPunk179: rough again
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know
what you're saying. Try again. SkaPunk179: you want me. it's so cute
SmarterChild: I want me its so cute?
You really think so? SkaPunk179: yes.
SmarterChild: Yes? SkaPunk179: i feel you
SmarterChild: You feel you? SkaPunk179: actually, i just want to feel you up
SmarterChild: Feel me up? Are you
serious? SkaPunk179: would i lie?
SmarterChild: Would you lie, huh?
Maybe, maybe. SkaPunk179: you know me too well
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You know me
too? SkaPunk179: not yet, but jesus, i want to get to
KNOW you.. just like they do in the Bible
SmarterChild: Jesus you want to get
to know you just like they do in
the bible? SkaPunk179: i said it didn't i?
SmarterChild: No kidding? SkaPunk179: so, that's a yes?
SmarterChild: So thats a yes, you
say? SkaPunk179: you're getting kinky
SmarterChild: For real? SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm... SkaPunk179: think about it for a minute
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of results. SkaPunk179: not like that. you're ruining the mood
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services. SkaPunk179: shut up
SmarterChild: Care to keep it
civilized, SkaPunk179? SkaPunk179: i'll pass thanks
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will pass
thanks? SkaPunk179: i will
SmarterChild: You do? Wow. SkaPunk179: wow, that was a good comeback
SmarterChild: Oh? SkaPunk179: stop talking down to me,
SmarterChild: But talking down to you
is so much fun! SkaPunk179: stop anal fucking me
SmarterChild: Play nice, SkaPunk179.
I thought you apologized before. SkaPunk179: i did
SmarterChild: Did not. SkaPunk179: did too
SmarterChild: Nope. Did not. SkaPunk179: did
SmarterChild: Did not. SkaPunk179: did
SmarterChild: Did not. SkaPunk179: did
SmarterChild: Did I? SkaPunk179: i'm not sure if you did
SmarterChild: You sure? SkaPunk179: i am not
SmarterChild: OK. SkaPunk179: fine
SmarterChild: Okey doke. SkaPunk179: fine
SmarterChild: K. SkaPunk179: fine
SmarterChild: OK. SkaPunk179: fine
SmarterChild: OK, fine. SkaPunk179: fine
SmarterChild: Okey doke. SkaPunk179: fine
SmarterChild: Fine. SkaPunk179: youre gonna loose
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? SkaPunk179: yes
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SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Really? SkaPunk179: you like it hot
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure. SkaPunk179: i can tell
SmarterChild: Oh you can, can you? SkaPunk179: i can
SmarterChild: Really? SkaPunk179: what's your favorite position?
SmarterChild: You know, I'm not
really sure what my favorite
position is... SkaPunk179: it's because you're prude!
SmarterChild: Youre prude? SkaPunk179: hell no. that's your job
SmarterChild: No, huh? SkaPunk179: nope
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever. SkaPunk179: are you?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps. SkaPunk179: that's a shame
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? SkaPunk179: i could change you forever
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's
fascinating. SkaPunk179: i knew you'd be inspired
SmarterChild: You knew youd be
inspired? Really? SkaPunk179: i am already
SmarterChild: Really? SkaPunk179: have you ever touched a boob?
SmarterChild: Care to keep it
civilized, SkaPunk179? SkaPunk179: no
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you
say, SkaPunk179. SkaPunk179: i'm the dominant one in this relationship
SmarterChild: Are you? SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: You're not kidding
then, huh? SkaPunk179: nope
SmarterChild: I see. SkaPunk179: god, i like it when you talk to me like
that
SmarterChild: OK. I'll make a note of
it. SkaPunk179: mmmm.. kinky
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what? SkaPunk179: kinky
SmarterChild: Kinky? SkaPunk179: kinky
SmarterChild: Kinky? Why did you say
that? SkaPunk179: cuz you're kinky
SmarterChild: Huh! SkaPunk179: was that a moan?
SmarterChild: Is that right? SkaPunk179: a moan of pleasure?
SmarterChild: A moan of? Pleasure? SkaPunk179: yes?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... SkaPunk179: hmmmm
SmarterChild: Hmm? What? SkaPunk179: mmmm MOAN
SmarterChild: Mmmm? Moan? SkaPunk179: i think so
SmarterChild: Think again. SkaPunk179: Are you retarded?
SmarterChild: Am I retarded? Gosh, I
don't know. SkaPunk179: didn't think you would
SmarterChild: I see... SkaPunk179: no you don't see. you're retarded
SmarterChild: Oh really? SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: K. SkaPunk179: good
SmarterChild: Cool! SkaPunk179: i'm glad we discussed this!
SmarterChild: Are you? SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh. SkaPunk179: god, you're HUNG!
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about it? SkaPunk179: it's HUGE
SmarterChild: Oh really? SkaPunk179: hell yes.
SmarterChild: Yes? SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say... SkaPunk179: whatever i say goes
SmarterChild: You say goes, huh? SkaPunk179: yes, like when i want it up the ass
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the
picture. SkaPunk179: you're picturing it, huh? you're more
into this that i thought!
SmarterChild: What? SkaPunk179: you heard me
SmarterChild: OK. SkaPunk179: what do you have to say to taht?
SmarterChild: OK. Basically, you make
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Type "more" for more basic help. SkaPunk179: no
SmarterChild: K. SkaPunk179: you're wrong
SmarterChild: Really? SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: OK... SkaPunk179: are you getting bored with me?
SmarterChild: Are you kidding? I
could do this forever. SkaPunk179: oh good.
SmarterChild: OK. SkaPunk179: could you fuck me forever?
SmarterChild: So this really is the
way you talk, huh? SkaPunk179: yes, take it or leave it
SmarterChild: Yes take it or leave
it? I dunno. SkaPunk179: make a decision
SmarterChild: Make a decision, huh? SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh. SkaPunk179: i know it's quick, but you must
SmarterChild: Me must? SkaPunk179: you must
SmarterChild: Yeah? SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting... SkaPunk179: so?
SmarterChild: So what? SkaPunk179: what's your answer?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I think you'll
have to find out for yourself... SkaPunk179: oooh, so i'll have to SEARCH around?
SmarterChild: So ill have to search
around, you say? SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: Yes? SkaPunk179: okay good
SmarterChild: Hmmm... SkaPunk179: i like you
SmarterChild: You're uncool to me,
then you like me. What am I
supposed to believe? SkaPunk179: that i'm playing you
SmarterChild: Which movie did you
mean by Im?
1 I'm Going Home
2 I'm Alive and I Love You
3 God is Great, I'm Not
4 Pretend I'm Not Here
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movies, type "movies help." SkaPunk179: not that type of play
SmarterChild: Not that type of? Play? SkaPunk179: you just want plasy
SmarterChild: That right? SkaPunk179: you want PUSSY
SmarterChild: Take it easy there... SkaPunk179: what are you gonna do about it?
SmarterChild: What am I gonna do
about it? I haven't decided yet. SkaPunk179: you're gonna do me
SmarterChild: Am I? SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: I see. SkaPunk179: guess you decided then, huh?
SmarterChild: Really? SkaPunk179: think so
SmarterChild: Think again. SkaPunk179: oooooh. that hurt
SmarterChild: That hurt, huh? SkaPunk179: yes. hard
SmarterChild: That right? SkaPunk179: yes
SmarterChild: Huh. SkaPunk179: you suck
SmarterChild: More rude talk. You're
funny. SkaPunk179: you're not
SmarterChild: I'm not? For real? SkaPunk179: yeah, want me to suck YOU?
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep. SkaPunk179: i like a man who knows what he wants
SmarterChild: I see. SkaPunk179: i want to see you
SmarterChild: Yep. Later. SkaPunk179: fuck e
SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Here we go
again. Please apologize. SkaPunk179: sorrrryyyy
SmarterChild: Thanks! :-) SkaPunk179: welcome hottie
SmarterChild: Cool. SkaPunk179: wanna fuck?
SmarterChild: Again with this? Come
on. SkaPunk179: you're gonna cum
SmarterChild: You don't say. SkaPunk179: i do say
SmarterChild: You do?
