(Aegian Dreams founder and President Brian Rentfro (not to be confused with the PWA announcer - same name, different guys) appears on the screen.)
Brian Rentfro: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my sad duty to welcome you the last ever Pioneer Wrestling Association pay per view event. This morning, the board of directors of Aegian Dreams met and decided that it was in the best interests of business to cut our losses with the wrestling division, namely with the PWA. Due to recent talent defections and inconsistent quality, we've been losing money hand over fist. The PWA has had a great run since it began in 1999, but times change and so does business. So, sit back, enjoy the show. And to all the performers of the PWA over the years, thanks for the memories.
(George Harrison's All Things Must Pass comes on as the screen goes black and the PWA logo comes on.)
Jon McDaniel: That's got to be the worst news I've ever heard! I can't believe that the company is over!
Brian Rentfro: I've gotta say, for once I'm speechless. But I don't think that we could have a more fitting ending to the PWA than tonight's big event. Especially this first match. Two true PWA legends will face off for the right to be known as the one true Franchise of the PWA, because that's what this tournament is really all about.
Jon McDaniel: For once I'm in total agreement with you, Brian.
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger! Sirus Moran!
('More Human Than Human' playing over the speakers. On the screen above him is a clip of Sirus standing in a hallway holding onto 'Al' and waving to all of the nice people. He comes out onto the stage and smiles while being genuinely happy to be here and his aura proves it. He runs and jumps up and down the aisle. He brings 'Al' along with him to the ring, waving him in the air and greeting and high fiving as many fans as possible. He slides into the ring, tells 'Al' to behave and sets him up in the corner but out of harms way.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, Nightstryker!
(The sound of thunder is heard throughout the arena. The lights slowly dim, but
before they completely go out, a flash of lightning hits the ADCtron as white
fountain pyro's go off next to the entrance. Blue smoke eminates from the back
as Nightstryker walks casually through the smoke to the ring)
Jon McDaniel: This is going to be a thrilling contest it could go either
way. And here we go
(The two circle each other around the ring to start with both snapping at the
other but missing. Finally Stryker challenges Sirus Moran to a test of
strength. When they are about to grapple Sirus stops and flips Stryker off.
Nightstryker swings for a major clothesline, but Sirus Moran ducks and gives
Stryker a dropkick to the back of the head. Stryker rolls to his feet, runs in,
and gets hiptossed to the mat hard. Once again Stryker rolls to his feet and
runs in, but this time he gets pushed forward towards the ropes. He bounces back
and Sirus Moran leap frogs him. Again coming back Sirus drops down trying to go
under him, but receives a hard forearm to the lower neck.)
Jon McDaniel: Some great action with both veterans showing great skill
and showing how they can outsmart their opponent.
Brian Rentfro: That was a great move by Stryker, Stryker has the right
attitude, Sirus's too trusting. Stryker'll get the best of him
in the end.
Jon McDaniel: We'll find out in the end, but right now it could go either
way.
(Sirus Moran climbs to his feet clutching his neck as Stryker gets him in
a front headlock. Stryker leans to left then flies back to the right
with a swinging neck breaker furthering the damage to Sirus's neck. As he rolls
on the ground in pain Stryker approaches and drops a knee to Sirus Moran's neck.
Stryker grabs Sirus Moran's head, and puts a knee to the injured part of the
neck and pulls back.)
Jon McDaniel: Nightstryker is using some great ring technician working on
that neck. If he keeps him in this hold long enough Sirus Moran may have to give
it up.
Brian Rentfro: Stryker isn't gonna let up, he's gonna pound on that neck
until it snaps or Sirus taps out.
(Sirus Moran starts to call for the crowd and widdles his arms and finally gets
the bottom rope with his foot. He rolls up but is immediately sent hard
into the turnbuckle where his head obviously snaps way forward due to whiplash
and he lays motionless. After a 7 count he pulls himself up by the
ropes and walks into a couple stiff punches followed by a belly-to-belly over
head suplex forcing Sirus Moran to land on his neck. Stryker makes a
cover 1...2...2 3/4)
Jon McDaniel: Stryker was inches away from retaining his Internet belt.
I'm not sure that Sirus Moran can last much longer.
Brian Rentfro: Of course he's not gonna make it, he doesn't have the
heart, not like Panzadise!
(Gingerly, Sirus Moran climbs up to his feet, then ducks a clothesline only to
get kicked in the stomach afterwards. Stryker sets him up and then plans him
hard with a piledriver compressing the neck leaving the former champ down and
out. Stryker simply stares at the injure opponent laughing, and instead of
making a cover he lifts him up. He just stares at Sirus Moran for a couple
seconds holding him up.)
Brian Rentfro: Hahaha! Stryker knows he has Sirus Moran dead, he's about
to finish him off right now.
(Finally, Sirus Moran comes to and gives Stryker a kick to the crotch. He
signals to the crowd to a good response, then connects with the Organ Grinder!)
Jon McDaniel: Oh my god! What a move, what a great time to do it. Can he
make a cover!?!
Brian Rentfro: No, of course not, he's not man enough to make the cover,
he's too "winded" and "hurt" like a little baby.
(Sirus Moran slides over and makes a cover 1...2...kick out! They both climb to
their feet Stryker sneaks in a low blow. Sirus falls to his knees, then gets his
neck pulled strait back hard and he goes back up in pain as Stryker does it two
more times. Finally, he makes it to the corner
but is quickly stuck in the tree of woe. Stryker runs and tries a sliding drop
kick but Sirus Moran lifts up and Stryker crotches himself on the
poll. Sirus Moran gets himself down and then lifts Stryker up for a powerbomb
and sits him on his shoulders, but quickly gives way and falls backwards out of
the ring with Stryker still on his shoulders.)
Jon McDaniel: Oh my God! Stryker landed face 1st on that guardrail,
but Sirus Moran landed on his back, both may be out. The ref is starting the
count.
1
2
3
4
5
6
both start to stir
7
8
both get up
9
Sirus Moran scoop slams Stryker and rolls in
10!)
Jon McDaniel: Sirus Moran wins! Sirus Moran wins the match via countout.
What a match!
Ring Announcer: Introducing first...Silverback!
(“Down With the Sickness” by Disturbed blasts over the speakers, the drum beat emphasized by white and green ramplights. A light fog floats in upon the entryway as Silverback emerges from backstage.
Jon McDaniel: Oh my! Silverback wasn’t kidding. The man is still completely covered in animal excrement. Except…
Brian Rentfro: Except it’s all oogy now! That’s disgusting! You can’t even see his face!
(Crewmembers frantically scatter out of the way as the cameramen make good use of their zoom lenses. Silverback strolls to the ring, stopping here and there to tease those in the crowd. Many of them back away, holding their noses tightly.)
Jon McDaniel: I think he actual enjoys this…that’s just not right.
(Silverback smirks and slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope. He takes extra effort to roll several more times, smudging crusty bits of filth into the mat.)
Brian Rentfro: I think I’m going to lose my lunch.
Jon McDaniel: Keep it in, man. If you spew chunks, I’m gonna hurl.
Brian Rentfro: *burps* I don’t remember eating that.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, Chamelion!
(The lights go out and Chamelion makes his way to the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: This is going to be an exciting battle!
(They lock up and both men fight for the advantage, with Chamelion finally coming out on top with a front face lock. Chamelion leaps forward with a bulldog. Chamelion bends down to pull up Silverback, but Silverback gives him an eye gouge. Silverback takes control with a knee lift to the face. Silverback locks on a camel clutch in the middle of the ring.)
Brian Rentfro: That's excellent strategy right there. Don't wear yourself out early in the night. Lock on a nice submission move and just sit on it for a while. You're tear up your opponent and still keep yourself pretty fresh.
Jon McDaniel: Absolutely. Silverback knows that Sirus just took a beating and he's wrestling with that knowledge in mind. Plus, he's covered in shit and you just can't overestimate that effect.
(Chamelion finally makes it to the ropes after a long struggle. Silverback breaks the hold, but stomps Chamelion on the back. Chamelion uses the ropes to pull himself to his knees. Silverback tries to take over and pull him up, but Chamelion stops him with a shoulder block to the midsection. Chamelion grabs Silverback's head and throws him out of the ring. Chamelion rests on the mat for a second, then rolls out after Silverback. Chamelion grabs Silverback in a waistlock, then gives him a belly-to-belly suplex onto the guard rail. Silverback is on his knees now, and he locks his arms around Chamelion's waist, almost like he's begging for mercy. Chamelion punches Silverback, but Silverback manages to get to his feet and lift up Chamelion, hitting a spinebuster on the concrete.)
Jon McDaniel: These men are really punishing each other, but you don't advance in the tournament outside the ring! If they don't get back in there, Sirus is going to win by default!
(Silverback rolls Chamelion into the ring, then hits over to grab the ring bell and slide in the ring with it. Silverback drops the bell onto the mat behind Chamelion. Chamelion is getting to his feet now, and Silverback gets behind him and gets him ready for the Death Wish! Silverback executes the move, but Chamelion grabs the ring ropes and avoids going down! Chamelion whips Silverback into the ropes, but Silverback reverses it, then Chamelion reverses it. Chamelion catches Silverback in a chokehold coming off the ropes, lifts him high in the air, then lands a chokeslam on the ring bell!)
Brian Rentfro: That's got to hurt!
(Chamelion makes the cover. One...two...three!)
Jon McDaniel: Chamelion and Sirus will face off in the finals of the Who's the Man tournament! I can't wait!
Jon McDaniel: What’s this? Silverback hits Chamelion from behind with a double axe-handle to the back. Chamelion is down…and now a kick to the head! Silverback drops an elbow on Chamelion’s neck and applies a chokehold. Chamelion is losing consciousness!
(Silverback waits for Chamelion’s body to go limp and shoves him outside the ring. Hopping off the apron, Silverback grabs Chamelion by the arm and continues up the ramp to the metal supports holding up the giant ADCtron. Grabbing a length of rope from a pile of nearby stage supplies, he ties the insensible wrestler to one of the metal beams. Chamelion slouches against the pipe, his head lolling back and forth.)
Brian Rentfro: Silverback is calling for a mic, although it seems no one wants to get near him!
(Finally, one of the crew tosses a mic from a safe distance. Silverback winks before turning around to face Chamelion. He reaches out and pinches the wrestler’s cheek hard.)
Silverback: Wake up, slick! I don’t want you to miss a second of this. I’m about to turn Julia Child on your ass. We’re gonna have ourselves a little B…B…Q!
Jon McDaniel: What the hell? Is he insane?!
Brian Rentfro: Yes and…um…yes….
(On cue, Nightstryker appears from backstage to a chorus of boos with a can of gasoline in one hand. The other is hidden behind his back. Silverback nods to his tag team partner as he is handed the gasoline. Screwing off the top, he shoves it under Chamelion’s nose, causing him to choke and gag.)
Silverback: Smell that? Smells like victory.
Jon McDaniel: I can’t believe I’m seeing this! Why isn’t anyone coming to his aid?
Brian Rentfro: That’s politics for ya!
(Chuckling, Silverback begins to splash globs of the flammable liquid onto Chamelion’s clothes. The wrestler squirms helplessly. After a sufficient soaking, Silverback sets the can down and pantomimes thoughtfully. He snaps his finger.)
Silverback (to Nightstryker): You have a light?
(Nightstryker stalls for a moment and brings out a blowtorch from behind his back. He carefully lights it and hands it to his partner, who appears mesmerized by the flame. Silverback holds out his hand again. This time NightStryker pulls a pack of cigarettes from his pocket. Silverback snags one and shoves it between his lips, using the blowtorch set it aflame. He then hands the blowtorch back to NightStryker.)
Jon McDaniel: This is agonizing! I don’t understand…what’s going on here?
(Silverback takes a long drag from the cigarette and blows the smoke into Chamelion’s face.)
Silverback: My oh my…look what we have here. I warned you I would drag you down to my world, ace. And it could all end here. Bryce could light you up like a firecracker…
Jon McDaniel: Someone do something!
Brian Rentfro: Do what? I’m glued to my seat!
Jon McDaniel: You’re such a coward.
Brian Rentfro (looking down at his seat): No…really! I think I sat in something? What is that? Gum?
Silverback: But Bryce isn’t going to hurt a hair on your pretty little head. Isn’t that right, pard?
(NightStryker contemplates this for a moment and steps back, a grin plastered on his face.)
Silverback: No need to worry, right? It’s not like we can kill you, what with all the…what-do-you-call-them…legalities involved. It’s like you said, the PWA just wouldn’t be the same without you…
(A collective sigh echoes within the arena. Silverback turns his head to face the crowd.)
Silverback (intensely): No. It would be better...
Jon McDaniel: What the…?
Silverback: WHOOPSIES!
(The cigarette falls from Silverbacks lips. He quickly hops backwards as it falls into the small puddle of gasoline at Chamelion’s feet. There is a small burst of flame, which quickly climbs up Chamelion’s tights. He shrieks and jerks madly.)
Jon McDaniel: …my…god…
(Immediately personnel run out from backstage with fire extinguishers. They blast the fire at full force, covering Chamelion with the sticky foam. During the commotion, the Creatures slink behind the curtain, holding back their laughter.)
Jon McDaniel: Wait…Chamelion appears to be okay. Emergency workers have untied him and he appears to be in full use of his limbs. Although he looks a little…
Brian Rentfro: Crispy…I think the word you are looking for is “crispy”.
Jon McDaniel: This is no joking matter. The M.o.A. almost ended Chamelion’s life this evening!
Brian Rentfro: You’re point being what?
Jon McDaniel(shaking his head): I don’t think I’ve ever been more happy to go to a commercial break. We’ll be right back with more PWA action!
Brian Rentfro: I tell ya, this may not be a PWA original match.. but the build up to this has been incredible. The pure rage and hatred between these two men are going to make this one of the most intense match ups I’ve ever witnessed.
Jon McDaniel: Machine demanded this shot, and was even willing to add it as a stipulation in his upcoming match with Chamelion.
Brian Rentfro: But Chamelion decided to just give him the shot, for he knows Machine is a capable champion… but he has to prove it here tonight.
Jon McDaniel: Let’s get to the ring for the introductions.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the AOWF Undisputed Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, coming from the JWA…. He is THE MACHINE!!!!!!
["One Man Army" by Our Lady Peace hits the speakers as the lights flicker on and off and then completely fade out. Fireworks explode in all four corners of the entryway and then one huge explosion in the middle of the entryway. The Machine somersaults through the explosion and lands on the stage, coming up to his feet. He shows off to the crowds and receives a chorus of boos intermixed with a chorus of cheers, evidently people who appreciated his effort in the Hell in a Cell matchup. The Machine winks at the crowd before turning around as X-Stacy strolls out onto the stage. The Machine throws an arm around her and together they walk down the ramp and at the bottom share a passionate, high-school like kiss. The Machine finally breaks it off and slides into the ring as X-Stacy gives off a shriek of pleasure. The Machine bounces against the ropes, awaiting the match to begin.]
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, Making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 247lbs, from ‘The Pond” and representing the W4F, he is the AOWF Undisputed Champion; PSYCHODUCK!!
[“Born With nothing, Die With Everything” by Papa Roach quietly plays through out the arena. As the music slowly get louder, small explosions go off on the stage… as a sheet of ivy drops down, covering the entrance way. The music hits full volume, and one more huge explosion goes off. Silence. Suddenly, through the ivy.. a sword rips through. The ivy splits in two and falls to the sides, the Music bursts back into action again… and out steps Psychoduck, waering his dragon knight style costume. He reaches back behind the entrance way and helps Jennelle out, still dresed in a single piece of ivory, that barely covers her... They pose. Behind them, Heyleigh and TED make their way out. Folowed closely by Gemma, whom is carrying Duck’s Buttercup doll. Whom has the Undisputed Title around her head. The group pose again… and then make their way down to the ringside. Keeping a close eye on their surroundings. As they reach the ring, every walks around it, except Psychoduck who slips underneath the bottom rope… runs up a turnbuckle and poses. He hops back down, removes the sharp pieces of armour… and gives them, and the sword to Jennelle. She holds on to them for the match. The others stay by her side… keeping an eye on the entrance way.. and the crowd. Duck waits for his match to start.]
Brian Rentfro: Finally! This is gonna be good!
Jon McDaniel: The bell sounds and the two men pivot around the ring, eyeing each other and looking for that first move.
[Duck and Machine both move in and lock up. Duck overpowers Machine and scoops him into powerslam. Machine hits the mat hard and Duck follows with an elbow that Machine rolls away from. Machine is quick to his feet and as Duck stands, Machine locks his arm up behind his back and then uses his other arm to grab Duck’s head, swings around and plants Psychoduck with a DDT! Machine tries for a cover…
1
Kickout!]
Brian Rentfro: Machine wants to end this as early as possible!
Jon McDaniel: But Psychoduck isn’t gonna be put away with a move like that!
He then picks up Machine and violently smashes his head
into the turnbuckles three
consecutive times. Machine is down on the floor as
Psychoduck looks at Machine on the floor and starts yelling at him.)
Jon McDaniel: Well
there you see Psychoduck's hatred against Machine
and I have to tell you, Machine feels the same way!
Brian Rentfro:
Psychoduck is now talking trash to the fallen
Ezekial.
(Psychoduck picks up Machine holding him by his
neck. He then swings him to the ropes and catches him into a running power slam.
Psychoduck covers The Machine…1…2…kick out by
Machine!
(Psychoduck picks up Machine
once again and throws him onto the outside. Both men are now outside.)
Brian Rentfro:
This could get ugly, and with two men with such amazing talent as these two you
can bet it is!
(As Psychoduck follows Machine he kicks him in the
midsection. Machine is now on the floor. Psychoduck
picks him up and sets him up for a suplex onto the
guardrail but Machine blocks it.)
Brian Rentfro:
Oh thank God! That could have been ugly!
(Machine then delivers a front face suplex to
Psychoduck on the steel guardrail!)
Jon McDaniel: It just
did! Machine dropped Psychoduck face first on that
guardrail! He just cut him open!
(Psychoduck is seen bleeding from the left corner of
his mouth as Machine swings him in back from the fans onto ringside. He then
throws Psychoduck back into the ring and then climbs
the turnbuckles. As Psychoduck slowly gets up
Machine comes flying and delivers a hurricarana on
Psychoduck. The Machine goes for the cover…1…2…2 ½
…kick out by Psychoduck!)
Brian Rentfro:
These two men are going all at it, not only is the title on the line, but both
men are fighting to prove they’re better then the other !
Jon McDaniel: And can we stress the fact enough that Machine and Psychoduck only feel pure contempt for each other?!
(Machine angrily picks up Psychduck and whips him to the ropes! Machine then ducks to hits Psychduck with a back body drop, but Psychoduck flips over Machine, locks his arms and takes Machine over him. Duck awkwardly lands on his feet and amazingly has the startled Machine locked up into a powerbomb.. Psychoduck takes two steps forward and powerbombs Machine OUT of the RING!)
Brian Rentfro: HOLY SHIT!!!!
(Which the crowd has begun to chant as well!)
Jon McDaniel: How did Duck do that?? Machine is in terrible shape outside the ring!!!
(Psychoduck jumps out of the ring and grabs Machine by the hair and hits Machine in the midsection. Machine bends over in pain, then with a running start, Psychoduck hits a bulldog on the ramp. Psychoduck gets Machine up, and gives him a stiff punch in the face. He picks up Machine and rolls him inside the ring. Psychoduck, grabs a chair and sets it up in the middle ring. The ref gets in Duck’s face, telling him to get rid of the chair.. and Psychoduck nails the referee!!
Brian Rentfro: What the?? He could be Dqed for that!!
Jon McDaniel: As well he should be, but then he’d still be the Undisputed Champion!!! Now we’re without a referee!!
(In the ring, Psychoduck picks
up Machine and irish
whips him, but gets it reverse, Psychoduck comes off
the ropes, and Machine picks him and stun guns him on the chair.
Psychoduck rolls his face off the chair, revealing a
hudge dent on it.)
Brian Rentfro:
DID YOU SEE THAT???
Jon McDaniel: I am pretty sure, that isn’t very good your face or the chair.
(Machine puts Psychoduck in the chair and folds it up. He goes up on the second rope and tries to land on the chair, but Psychduck moves. He take his arm out of the chair, and swings it at Machine’s head. Psychoduck goes over and rips off three ring covers on the same ring post. He rolls out and gets two chairs. He puts the two chairs in the unprotected corner. He turns, as a second referee runs down to the ring! The ref jumps in and goes to Duck, who doesn’t give him the chance!)
Brian Rentfro: NO WAY! Psychoduck just wailed on another referee!!
(Psychoduck then goes over to
Machine, who is waiting for him and pokes him in the eye. Machine goes to whip
Psychoduck into the ropes, but pulls him back and
hits a devestating closeline.
Machine, grabs one of the chairs in the middle, and starts to climb the ropes.
Machine is on the top rope, with Psychoduck down in
the middle of ring. He jumbs to
do a body splash with the chain under him. He lands squarely on
Psychoduck’ chest, but both men are hurt.)
Brian Rentfro:
Machine competely risking his body with that move.
(Both men lay in the middle of the ring, trying to catch
their breathes. Psychoduck gets up first, but
Machine hits him in the side of the knee with the chair. Machine gets up, and
Psychoduck is bent over, but Machine takes the
chair, and puts it under Psychoduck’ face and swings
the chair up, hitting Psychoduck in the face.)
Jon McDaniel: Oh my
god!!! In all my years of doing this, I have never seen someone get hit in the
face like that with a chair.
Brian Rentfro:
Now Psychoduck is bleeding from his mouth and nose.
(Machine picks up Psychoduck and throws him outside.
Finally, a third referee runs to the ring..
and as Machine gets out, the Referee gets in his
face, pointing at his ref shirt and telling him they have to stop breaking the
rules. Machine shrugs and chokeslams
the ref to the floor.)
Jon McDaniel: WHY are they abusing the referee’s like this???
Brian Rentfro: We’re running out of officials!!
(Machine turns around, but Duck is gone..
.Machine then realizes Psychoduck went under the
ring. Machine is walking on the outside of the ring, when out of nowhere he
falls down. But then you see a hockey stick poking out from under the ring, as
Psychoduck gets out, and starts beating Machine with
the hockey stick.)
Jon McDaniel: This is
more violent than hockey. Psychoduck should at least
get a tripping penalty for that one.
(Psychoduck finially
stops beating Machine with the hockey stick and throws him into the crowd.
Machine, takes someones seat, and hits
Psychoduck with it, but it only stuns
Psychoduck as he runs at Machine and dives at him,
knocking the chair into him. Both men are out, but
Psychoduck, gets up and walks further into the crowd until he is where
the floor seating ends, and begins to climb up to the lower bowl part. He
obivously doesn’t see the stairs to his left, but
Machine does, and cuts of Psychoduck who plunges
eight feet on concrete. Machine springs over the railing, but misses
Psychoduck and lands right next to him.
Psychoduck begins to crawl towards the beer stand.
He gets up and picks up the keg, and turns around and hits Machine who is
running at him. He then bends over and starts to drink from the keg. While he
does this, Machine clips his knee and Psychoduck
falls, and the keg lands on his chest, as he lets an oomph
as all the breath in his body leaves.)
Brian Rentfro: Where’s the next referee?
Jon McDaniel: I think they quit!!!
(Machine, slams Psychoduck body on the concrete
floor, before leading him into the hallway. Machine runs and
Psychoduck, but gets back body dropped, through a
glass trophey case. Machine, is laying their,
bloody, on top of broken glass and trophies, as Psychoduck
begins to walk towards him, Machine picks up a basketball trophy and swings in
at Psychoduck. Machine, gets all the way and waits
for Psychoduck to do the same. Machine swings the
trophey as hard as he can at
Psychoduck’ face, but misses, because Psychoduck
ducked, and then speared Machine. Psychoduck, picks
up Machine, and throws him into a nearby water fountain. The water
foutain falls off the wall as water splashes
everywhere. Psychoduck takes him time getting over
to Machine, who is playing posum with him.
When Psychoduck gets by him, he
takes him gives him a blow below the belt. Machine gets up and
ddt
Psychoduck on the cold, hard concrete floor. Machine gets up and picks up
the broken water fountain, and when Lazaurus gets
up, Machine throws the water fountain at him, almost taking off his head.)
Brian Rentfro: Whoah! Look! It’s Chamelion!
(Chamelion races up to the two men, and gets between them. They both stand there, shaking and bleeding and are glaring at Chamelion.)
Chamelion: Whoah.. WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH!!! What the HELL do you two think your doing?? You’ve attacked the PWA referees! You’ve nearly destroyed half the backstage area.. this is NOT how an undisputed title match is supposed to go!!!
(Machine flips Chamelion off, and Psychoduck goes to attack but Chamelion grabs Duck and holds him back)
Chamelion: STOP! Psychoduck, you’re under W4F contract, I can fine your ass.. so get back!! And you, Machine.. we’ll have our fight at New Horizons.. so you can just settle down… I had a quick talk with Robinson and Mack.. and I’m calling an end to this fight here and NOW!!
Brian Rentfro: Chamelion’s calling the match? Can he do that??
Jon McDaniel: Don’t forget, he controls the undisputed title… and it’s true, our refs need assistance if they’re gonna be able to call any of the matches tonight… Duck and Machine looked pissed!
Chamelion: As for you two… Pack your bags… You’re going to Fate’s Calling tomorrow night, and you’re gonna finish this match on MY show.. you’re not going to injure MY referees and you’re gonna fight till there’s a winner.. GOT IT?
(Machine says some choice words, turns and walks off angrily. Psychoduck looks on and then turns to Chamelion and the two walk off, talking.)
Brian Rentfro: I think Chamelion did that just to save Psychoduck and piss Machine off.
Jon McDaniel: He wouldn’t have had to do anything had those two not beat up on the referees like that.
Brian Rentfro: Oh come on! Boys will be boys, jon! It was a hell of a match!
Jon McDaniel: YOU… Need help! Anyway, we think we got our referees awake and back together.. so let’s get on to the next match!!
Brian Rentfro: Our next match has two new stars to the PWA!
Jon McDaniel: I can't wait to see these guys in action!
Brian Rentfro: Ethan is in for one hell of a battle tonight, Ezekial is a powerful individual.
Jon McDaniel: Let’s get to the ring for the announcements!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing first, Ethan Von Eisen!
['Where Eagles Dare' by The Misfits hits the P.A., and Ethan von Eisen
emerges from behind the curtain.
# We walk the streets at night
We go where eagles dare
They pick up every movement
They pick up every loser
With jaded eyes and features
You think they really care #
He wears a sleeveless black PWA hoodie, whcih partially obscures his white
tights. His white boots and shinguards cover pretty much all of his legs
below the knees.
# I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby, babe #
He slides into the ring, then stands in the center. He gives a nod to each of
the four corners of the ring and to the crowd behind them, then
stretches and limbers up, awaiting the opening bell.]
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, Ezekial!!!!
[The ADC-Tron flares to life as the lights fade to a darker tone. Across the ADC-Tron images of a man hugging his knees, his head resting upon the tops of the kneecaps, the man's black hair falls into his face. Like the light from a bolt of lightning the name "Ezekial" flashes in gothic lettering as "Welcome To My Nightmare" by Alice Cooper plays. Ezekial comes out wearing a black t-shirt with the image of a red dragon clutching at a celtic cross, a pair of black pants, and boots. He walks slowly down the ramp and then slides into the ring and then sits down in a corner]
Brian Rentfro: There’s the bell! Both men are very cautious at the beginning. Ethan offers his hand to Ezekial who slaps it away.
Brian Rentfro: You know, as smart as Ezekial is, I'm not surprised that he won't shake hands! Both men lock up and struggle for control! Ezekial takes Ethan into an armbar, and pulls hard on the arm. Ethan counters, pulling Ezekial into a similar move. Ezekial re-reverses the move and strikes Ethan with two hard elbows to the side of the head. Ezekial then whips Ethan into the ropes and catches him with a knee lift!
Jon McDaniel: Ethan is clutching his stomach after that, and he rolls quickly away and climbs back to his feet. Both men are sizing each other up. Ezekial goes to lock up a second time, and this time Ethan kicks him hard in the stomach. When Ezekial bends over in pain, and Ethan hooks him up and .. POWERBOMB!!!
Brian Rentfro: Ethan grabs a modified ankle lock, but Ezekial won't tap. it’s too early and Ezekial is too strong for that! Both men are back up, and Ethan goes in to press his attack, but Ezekial ducks him and hits an elbow to the back of his head. Ezekial then turns, grabs Ethan by the hair and hits a bulldog!
Jon McDaniel: Ezekial is being relentless! He’s now kicking Ethan hard, trying to take the wind out of him. Ezekial then sits on his back and applies a camel-clutch!
Brian Rentfro: This won’t end Ethan, but it will wear him down pretty good!
Jon McDaniel: Ezekial breaks the hold and stomps on Ethan’ back! Ethan uses the ropes and gets up. He turns, and ducks a punch from Ezekial and knees him in the stomach again! Ethan attempts a piledriver, but Ezekial reverses it and piledrives Ethan!
Brian Rentfro - I think that Ethan hit hard on that one!
Jon McDaniel – Ezekial is wasting no time. He pulls Ethan to his feet and tries to hook a suplex, but Ethan reverses it early and hits a face buster on Ezekial! Ethan applies an armbar...Ezekial makes that ropes.
Jon McDaniel - Ethan pulls Ezekial to his feet, and he goes for a piledriver, but this time Ezekial succeeds in reversing it and he piledrives Ethan into the canvas!
Brian Rentfro: I think Ezekial has him now! He pulls Ethan up and whips him to the ropes, Ezekial is going for a huge clothesline, but Ethan ducks it.. he comes off the other ropes and.. swings around and applies a Dragon sleeper. How the hell did he do that?
Jon McDaniel: Ezekial bridges up and counters with a jawbreaker!
Brian Rentfro: I used to do that move all the time.
Jon McDaniel: Sure.
Brian Rentfro: Ethan stands up, grabbing Ezekial who is nearly out and whips him again into the ropes.. Ethan catches Ezekial with a clothesline to the ground. Ethan applies Mephisto's Waltz! Ezekial submits!!!
Jon McDaniel: That did it, it took two of them, but Ethan pulls off the win!
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, Ethan Von Eisen!!!!!
Brian Rentfro: Great battle, but not to take away from that, it’s time to move to the next event!!
Jon McDaniel: Well ladies and gentlemen, this is not going to be for the weak at heart. As you can see Brian and I are up here near the entryway for this match as opposed to the usual ringside seat, but that's for our own safety.
Brian Rentfro: That's right Jon. This match in recent days has been made a match that Demise likes to call Purgatory. And there you see the structure. It is a massive, twenty foot high steel cage. Barbed wire is strewn across the cage. Chains, Kendo sticks, baseball bats, and other assortments of weapons are strewn across the ringside area. This cage encompasses the entire ringside area, not just the ring itself. Tables are their, two-by-fours, and almost every kind of weapon imginable. Once the door is locked, then there is no turning back.
Jon McDaniel: Well if one can remember the history of this structure it has only been used twice. The first time was in the PHWF, where Lou Nattik defeated Dr. Demise and Fallen Angel for the PHWF World Title. The second time was in the SWA where Lex Demise faced Joe Boxer with the fate of Joe's niece Alexia hanging in the balance. I find it odd that Demise's own signature match, he has never won in it.
Brian Rentfro: That's true, but I still have to give the edge to Demise. He seems to have been on the roll as of late. He of course started the mind games off by ransacking FA's house. Everything from Satanic writing, to burning Fallen Angel's scrapbook, to leaving a rotted out wolf's head in FA's medicine cabinet.
Jon McDaniel: From there Fallen Angel destroyed the monuments and burned down the crypt of Demise's deceased wife and child. That manuever seemed to drive Demise to madness, and apparently unleashed the darkest of his alter egos, Lex Demise, though oddly enough he still uses the moniker Dr. Demise.
Brian Rentfro: I don't try and understand the psychological landscape of Dr. Demise. But what I do now is that the psychological landscape of Raylene wasn't very stable.
Jon McDaniel: We don't know through what means but Demise some how made Raylene and Nathan hear his voice, and Raylene under all the stress seemingly emerged with a mild case of schizophrenia. Fallen Angel from there blamed Demise, and when he saw what looked like Demise tracked him down to a shack in the woods. He then strangled to death...to death the man that he thought was Demise. But it turns out that it was Demise's brother, Travis Haley, whom Fallen Angel had killed.
Brian Rentfro: And then Demise said the words that were most poignant, One Way Or Another...It Ends Tonight. And that is what is going to happen in my mind. I mean, how can it not? These two men are liable to annhilate one another tonight.
Jon McDaniel: And add into the mix that Demise and Fallen Angel are the co-PWA World Champions, Demise having beaten Eric Draven and Fallen Angel having defeated Phoenix one week later. This match will determine once and for all, who is the better man, who is the undisputed PWA World Champion, and who will lead the PWA into the next era. And with all that said, let's head to our ring announcer, conviently stationed behind us, for the call.
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, this is part of our double main event here at Who's the Man?...and it is the PURGATORY MATCH for the UNDISPUTED PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Introducing first...
(The lights go pitch black, as the opening chords of "Fear" by Disturbed begins to play.)
RA: He's from Hartford, Conneticut...weighing in at 257 pounds and standing 6 feet 6 inches.
(As soon as the opening chords cease, Demise appears in a flash of smoke in the entryway, a look of sheer focus on his face.)
RA: HE IS CO-PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...DOCTOR DEMISE!!!!
(Demise walks to the ring, dressed in his usual black attire. He stops at the door to the cage, and eyes his creation, before steeping into Purgatory.)
Jon McDaniel: I will say this much, for all his talk Demise has really backed himself up these past few months.
Brian Rentfro: He even holds a victory over Fallen Angel at Manitoba Mayhem.
Jon McDaniel: Albeit with help from Eric Draven.
Brian Rentfro: True...Demise says that this wil be the final chapter. I think he's right.
(Demise stands in the ring, ready to go, as "Fear" by Disturbed fades away.)
RA: And his opponent!
("Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed begins pumping through the arena as spotlights roam the entire arena and the lights go black.)
RA: Hailing from Devil's Tower Wyoming. Weighing in at 285 pounds and standing at a massive 6 feet 9 inches...
(The music turns from just drums to an all out audial assault as a pyros explosion goes off and Fallen Angel walks to the ring. He strips off his robe and cane, leaving only his ring attire as he walks to the ring flanked by Nic Midnight and Raylene.)
RA: CO-HOLD OF THE PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP...FALLEN ANGEL!!!
(Fallen Angel waits before climbing into the cage. He looks at Nic, who nods his head at him, and then he kisses Raylene, before entering the cage. The door is slammed shut behind him and locked tight. Fallen Angel jumps into the ring and stares at Demise. The bell rings, and Fallen Angel and Demise stare each other in the face, slowly approaching one another.)
Jon McDaniel: Fallen Angel with the height and weight advantage as well as an experience advantage here by about two years.
Brian Rentfro: But in terms of what he's capable of, I still say Demise has a slight edge.
(Fallen Angel and Demise approach each other and stand as nose to nose as they can get, Demise being three inches shorter than FA. The two then begin trading right hands in a ferocious nature. Fallen Angel getsthe advantage and throws Demise into the ropes. Demise ducks under the clothesline and tries one of his own on the way back. FA ducks it and tackles Demise. FA begins punching Demise straight in the face, closed fist and all.)
Brian Rentfro: As if anyone needed a reminder, but there is no disqualification here in this match. The ref is just there to clock the pinfall or submission.
Jon McDaniel: With as intense a hatred between these two, neither one will submit. And the ref is out of his power to even stop the match at his discretion. Someone must be pinned in order to win.
(FA lifts Demise up and backs him into the corner. He begins stomping Demise in the gut a few times, before whipping Demise into the other corner. FA follows him in with a charging shoulder, but Demise moves out of the way, making FA smack the ringpost with his shoulder. Demise bounces off the ropes as FA holds his shoulder in pain, and catches FA with a bulldog. Demise then stomps away at FA with surgical precision, before picking him up and slamming him to the mat. Demise bounces off the ropes and tries a fistdrop but misses. FA quickly gets to his feet and grabs the hurt Demise, executing a perfect gutwrench suplex.)
Jon McDaniel: A little more technical wrestling here then I thought I would see.
Brian Rentfro: That's all about to change, FA's going outside of the ring.
(Indeed FA dives out of the ring and grabs a chain from the cage. He climbs back in the ring and wraps the chain around his fist. Demise gets to his feet and is met with the fist-wrapped chain of FA. FA drops to the ground and nails Demise with a couple more shots from the chain. He then flips Demise over and unwraps the chain from around his fist. He hooks the chain around Demise's neck, and pulls back, choking him.)
Jon McDaniel: Oh man, innovative use of the chain there.
Brian Rentfro: Both these men hardcore icons. Both former Hardcore Champs.
(FA releases the choke hold and drops the chain. He picks up Demise and throws him to the outside. FA picks up Demise, who is coughing and struggling to regain some air, and whips him right into the steel ring steps.)
Jon McDaniel: And not even a matting to land on there.
Brian Rentfro: That's right, at their own suggestion the ring mats around the ring have been removed, exposing the solid concrete.
(FA picks Demise back up and tries to whip him into the cage. Demise reverses and pain ignites the face of FA as his back is thrown squarely into the barbed wire cage. Demise rears back and tries to spear FA further into the barbed wire, but misses and throws his own head into the spikes.)
Jon McDaniel: My god! Demise tried a Silver Bullet but instead may have really hurt himself. Demise is definitely bleeding from the top of his head now.
(FA sees this and pounds his elbow onto the wound, causing Demise's short black hair to stain with a dark crimson. FA grabs Demise's head, and beats him face first into the cage multiple times.)
Brian Rentfro: Listen to the crowd, they're counting with FA!
Crowd: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!
(FA stops and Demise slumps to the ground, already a bloody mess. FA throws Demise back into the ring, and then reaches under the ring for a table. He puts the table into the ring and sets it up.)
Jon McDaniel: I have to say that FA has really been controlling the pace of this match for the most part.
Brian Rentfro: Yeah, I have to agree with you on that. But Demise may still have a few tricks up his sleeve.
(FA picks Demise up by the hair and sets him up for a powerbomb. Demise counters the moves with a back body drop. Demise falls to his knees, trying to regain some degree of where he is. He gets back to his feet and catches Fallen Angel with a thumb to the eye before FA can counter him. Demise then whips FA into the corner, and follows him in with a running clothesline. Demise then nails FA repeatedly with right hands to the head. Demise looks around and finds FA’s old chain. He walks over and grabs the chain, wrapping it around his fist. He goes back to FA, who kicks him in the head as Demise stalks in. Fallen Angel then comes out of the corner and places Demise there. FA stomps away at the gut of Demise, causing him to slip down to a sitting position. FA backs up, and then runs at Demise, driving his knee into Demise’s bloody face. FA waits for a moment, and then grabs Demise by the hair. Demise counters with a lowblow, nailing FA with his chain-wrapped fist.)
Brian Rentfro: OOOOOOOOO....not exactly what you would call your average lowblow.
Jon McDaniel: Fallen Angel is staggering around in pain right now, as Demise is just trying to shake out the cobwebs. He’s lost a lot of blood, why’s he going outside.
(Demise finds his way to his favorite weapon, a kendo stick. He grabs the weapon off the cage and climbs back in the ring, waiting for FA to get up. As soon as Fallen Angel gets to his feet Demise scores a home run bash with the kendo stick, causing FA to stagger back into the ropes. Demise hits him again square across the eyes, splitting him open with the shot. Demise then waylays FA across his back, nailing him six or seven times in repetition with the kendo stick. He then sets the half conscious FA up, and breaks the kendo stick in half with a KO shot right across the forehead. Demise drops to his knees and rolls over FA.
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Shoulder Up!)
Jon McDaniel: Demise with the first major pinfall attempt in this match, and it only resulted in a two count.
Brian Rentfro: Will I think Demise may have just noticed a certain something that FA brought in a couple minutes ago.
(Demise looks at the table in the ring, and then moves it into position. He grabs FA and hoists him to the top turnbuckle, as he looks to superplex FA from the top through the table. FA punches Demise in the side a couple times, and then stands on his own, placing Demise’s head between his legs. He hooks the arms, the crowd lights up.)
Brian Rentfro: Don’t tell me!
Jon McDaniel: This could kill him!
(FA jumps off the top and nails the Sweet Revenge through the table. FA shakes his head, himself having been shaken up by the impact, and then goes for the cover.
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2 and a half!)
Brian Rentfro: Sweet Jesus how did Demise kick out of that!
Jon McDaniel: I don’t know but Fallen Angel is seemingly beside himself with that one. He thinks it should have been over right there.
(Fallen Angel gets up and looks to the outside for something. He grabs a two-by-four wrapped in barbed wire. He jumps back in the ring and finds Demise still on his stomach. Fallen Angel lifts the two-by-four high and nails Demise straight across the back with it. He then repeats it twice more. He rolls over Demise and goes for the cover.
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Thrrr...KICKOUT!)
Jon McDaniel: Again Demise is showing his resiliance here. FA needs to do something to finish him off now while he is weakened.
(FA whips Demise into the ropes and tries a clotheline, which somehow Demise ducks. FA turns around and is caught immediately by a Silver Bullet from Demise. Demise rolls over and can’t make the cover due to his weakened state, and FA holds his ribs in pain. Slowly Demise rolls over and drapes a hand over FA’s chest.
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Kickout!
FA rolls back to his feet and Demise claws his way back to his knees. FA picks up Demise and hooks him up in the middle of the ring, nailing him with a beautiful vertical suplex. FA then looks and finds a sledge hammer on the cage. He goes outside and grabs it, before climbing into the ring. He looks to nail Demise in the head with the sledge hammer, but Demise jumps to his feet and nails FA repeatedly in the gut. FA doubles over and drops the sledge hammer. Demise grabs the weapon, looks at it and drives it into FA’s gut. He then reares back and smashes the sledge hammer across FA’s spine, causing Fallen Angel to collapse in pain. Demise screams with rage as he forgets to go for the cover, and goes to the outside. He grabs a table from under the ring and sets up on the outside.)
Jon McDaniel: One can only wonder what Demise is thinking here.
Brian Rentfro: Oh my god Jon...does he have what I think he has?!
Jon McDaniel: Dr. Demise has reached into his jeans pocket and pulled out a book of matches. Oh my god, this is going too far here. Look at the sadistic look across his face.
(Demise lights the book of matches and sets the table on fire. He jumps back in the ring and punches FA in the head a couple times to soften him up. Demise whips FA into the ropes and then sets him up top. He then places FA’s head between his own legs. Demise extends his arms as if he were being crucified, and then lifts FA above his head. Demise positions himself on the top rope, and then dives down, powerbombing FA through the flaming table, and onto the concrete.)
Jon McDaniel: Oh...my...GOD!!!
Brian Rentfro: Luckily FA’s momentum caused him to roll over away from the flaming table, but you can tell that he may have some burn marks on his back. And Demise, well, Demise has hurt his chest, landing with that velocity on the concrete, but he is getting to his feet first.
(Demise rolls FA into the ring and covers him.
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Thrrrreee....NO!!! FA gets the shoulder up!)
Brian Rentfro: How in the hell did FA kick out of that!
Jon McDaniel: I don’t know, and now it’s Demise’s turn to be beside himself. He looks incensed.
(Demise grabs the sledge hammer and runs to the outside. He begins pounding at the cage wall and doesn’t stop till the plating comes off, creating a hole to the outside. The ref can’t stop him. Demise then climbs to the top of the Purgatory structure, ignoring the barbed wire ripping at his hands. The roof has no barbed wire. Demise gets to the top and then yells at FA to wake up. FA slowly stirs, and sees Demise up top, egging him on. FA jumps out of the ring, much to Raylene’s chagrin, and then climbs out of the cage, following Demise to the top, also ignoring the barbed wire. Demise allows FA to climb to the top of the cage, and the two stand there.)
Jon McDaniel: They are twenty feet above the ring here, this match has gotten way out of hand here.
Brian Rentfro: Not even the confines of Purgatory can contain the hatred these two men have for each other.
(Demise and FA begin punching each other in the face, each one trying to get an advantage over the other. FA eventually overpowers Demise, and takes him down with a big right hand. Demise gets up quickly and tries a roundhouse right, but FA ducks it, catches Demise and nails him with a back suplex onto the solid steel. Fallen Angel then gets up, and picks up Demise. Demise tries to fight back but FA grabs him by the throat, lifts him up and chokeslams him. The cage breaks on impact, and Demise falls to the ring below. FA sees it as the crowd begins to chant “Holy Shit!” at the response. FA then climbs back down the cage as Demise lies motionless in the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: Dammit these two men are going to end their careers if this doesn’t stop. Demise and FA both have taken tremendous shots. Both are a bloody mess. And it looks like Demise may have broken his back there.
Brian Rentfro: Hey, we knew something like that was bound to happen. Demise and FA hate each other and they will stop at nothing to win.
(FA gets off the side of the cage and reenters the ring. The ref, being forced to remain in the ring by rules, tries to reprimand FA for what he did, but FA doesn’t listen. FA covers Demise.
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NO! DEMISE KICKED OUT!)
Jon McDaniel: Demise refuses to quit here, I don’t think he will stop until Fallen Angel destroys him.
Brian Rentfro: Demise said he would either break Fallen Angel or be broken himself, and it looks like the latter is happening here.
(FA looks at Demise stunned as he can’t believe the match is continuing. He picks up Demise, who somehow manages a low blow, stunning FA. Demise then bounces off the ropes and hits a Second Silver Bullet. Demise covers.
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Shoulder up!
Demise bangs his hand on the mat in frustration and heads outside the ring again. This time he grabs two steel chairs from the cage and climbs back in the ring. Demise places FA’s head over one of the chairs, and lifts the other one high above his head. He then executes a one man con-chair-to on Fallen Angel, causing FA to convulse in the ring. Demise then covers FA.
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SHOULDER UP!)
Jon McDaniel: Looks like Demise isn’t the only one who can shock us with amazing comebacks.
Brian Rentfro: These two men have been through everything, and yet they still insist on continuing. This is like nothing I have ever seen before in my life.
(Demise rolls FA over and places one of the steel chairs over his head. Demise then climbs to the top rope and slashes his throat with his thumb as a sign that it will be over. Demise leaps off the top rope and nails a swan dive headbutt right onto the chair, and right onto FA’s skull. Demise holds his bloody face in pain, as the chair shot had gashed open another couple of wounds in both men. Demise shakes out the cobwebs and crawls over to FA. He hooks the leg as he covers.
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Thrrr...NO!
Demise looks at the ref with an unbelievable look on his face, as if it couldn’t have possibly happened that way. Demise then pounds the mat in frustration again, as he looks around for something to finish Fallen Angel with. He then notices an previously unnoticed parsel in the corner of the cage. A small sack. Demise smiles maliciously as he heads for the sack, clearing out some debris as he does. He grabs the sack and jumps back into the ring. He then opens the small sack and dumps out the contents...)
Brian Rentfro: THUMBTACKS!!!
Jon McDaniel: Oh man that is going to change the complextion of this match yet again.
(Demise grabs FA and sets him up for a piledriver onto the thumbtacks. FA counters with a back drop. FA then sees the thumbtacks himself and grabs Demise, setting him up. FA drives Demise to the mat with a powerbomb, straight onto the thumbtacks. FA drops to the ground and covers the pincushioned Demise.
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3.....NO!!!)
Brian Rentfro: WAS THAT THREE? IT LOOKED LIKE THREE!
Jon McDaniel: No, referee Buzz Juranski says it was only a two count. Damn that was close.
Brian Rentfro: What does Fallen Angel have to do to end Demise once and for all?
(Fallen Angel picks up the thumbtacked Demise and whips him into the ropes again, only to be caught with yet ANOTHER Silver Bullet. Demise does not go for the cover though, he rolls over to the side and tries to getsome of the thumbtacks out of his back. Fallen Angel crawls over towards one of the steel chairs in the ring and grabs it. Demise too grabs a steel chair. Each man gets to his feet at the same time, and then they both wallop each other in the side of the head with their own steel chair, causing both of them to collapse to the ground.)
Jon McDaniel: This may be the turning point of the match! Whoever gets up first may very well win this match!
(Demise gets to his feet first and walks over to FA, who is still down. Demise sees the barbed wire two by four and grabs it, setting it up in the corner. Demise looks to do something with it. He grabs FA and whips him into the corner, but it is reversed and FA turns it into a drop toe hold, with Demise’s face whacking the two by four. FA goes for the cover.
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NO!)
Jon McDaniel: Fallen Angel in control right now, and it looks like he spotted something to inflict even more pain on Demise.
Brian Rentfro: I think he is heading for that book of matches Demise dropped earlier!
(Fallen Angel crawls to the outside and grabs a table and the afore mentioned book of matches. FA climbs back in the ring and places the table up in the middle of the ring, then lighting it on fire. He then goes back outside the ring, and pulls out from under the ring a plate of glass as big as the table. He sets it up in the ring over the flaming table. He then picks up Demise and sets him up for a powerbomb through the flaming glass table. Demise counters the powerbomb, fighting out of it and appearing behind FA. He hooks FA up from behind, turns him around so that their backs are both facing the table, and then executes the Xtreme Death Drop, driving his own back through the flaming glass and driving FA’s head through it.)
Brian Rentfro: That’s it...their careers may be over after tonight.
Jon McDaniel: If this is a sign of things to come in the PWA, then we are in for one hell of a ride.
(Demise slowly rolls over and covers FA.
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SHOULDER UP!
Demise rolls around as the ref heads out of the ring, taking some assertiveness for once, and grabs a fire extinguisher, extinguishing the remnants of the flaming glass table. As he does this, Demise gets to his feet and picks up FA, whipping him into the ropes. He catches FA with a powerslam as he comes back. Demise looks around for yet another weapon as the ref continues to clear out some debris. Demise finds a steel chair and grabs it. He bangs it on the ground a couple times, looking for a final shot to finish off FA. FA gets to his feet slowly, and Demise takes a swing, only to find air. FA kicks him in the gut, causing Demise to drop the chair. FA grabs Demise and drills him with a piledriver. FA then opens up the chair and picks up Demise sitting him up in the chair. FA grabs the other steel chair in the ring, and places it over his shoulder. He stands at a diagonal line from Demise, and runs at him, nailing him with the Spear of Death, driving his shoulder and the steel chair into Demise’s ribs, while Demise’s back impacts the chair he was sitting in. FA holds his shoulder in pain, before he goes for the cover on Demise.
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Thrrr...NO!)
Brian Rentfro: Good lord this match is STILL going on.
Jon McDaniel: We are witnessing a war ladies and gentlemen, pure and simple. And this war has got to continue till one man can no longer continue.
(FA shakes his head and tries deperately to think of someway to end the match.He goes back to the outside and reaches under the ring, grabbing what appears to be four cinderblocks.)
Jon McDaniel: Good lord now what is he planning?
Brian Rentfro: Demise looks to be half-unconscious, as he has not moved since he kicked out.
(FA places the cinderblocks into the ring and then climbs back in. He grabs the cinderblocks and places them all on top of one another in the center of the ring. He grabs Demise, who is like dead weight. FA climbs to the top rope and hooks Demise up for a Sweet Revenge. Hedelivers the move, driving Demise’s head straight through the cinderblocks. FA rolls him over, and covers him, hooking the leg as far back as he can reach.
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DING DING DING!
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, and now UNDISPUTED PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...FALLEN ANGEL!!!!
(“Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed begins to play over the PA system.)
Jon McDaniel: Can you believe it!
Brian Rentfro: That match had to be the greatest PWA World Title Match of all time! And Fallen Angel is now king of the mountain. But Dr. Demise, Demise showed us everything he had tonight. Both men did. But in the end, it just wasn’t enough.
(The Purgatory cages lifts into the air and Raylene and Nic, who had waited outside the entrance the entire time, dive into the ring. Raylene jumps into FA’s arms, as the referee hands him the brand new PWA World Title Belt. Fallen Angel holds the belt high into the air as his music blares through. EMT’s come out, trying to get help for Demise, and they slowly carry his body over to the stretcher. Then, suddenly, Demise wakes up and rolls off the stretcher. Demise stares at FA who stares right back at him, and Demise nods his head, and adopts a strange smile which FA returns. Demise then walks off, noticeably limping, but walking under his own power.)
Brian Rentfro: What was that all about?
Jon McDaniel: I think that just maybe these two have earned each other’s grudging respect. For Demise there may be another day for the world title, but the time is right now for Fallen Angel!
(Fallen Angel climbs to the corner and salutes the crowd as his music continues to blare. He stares out through his crimson-massed face and holds the PWA World Title high above his head.)
Jon McDaniel: Now's the time for the last match in the PWA, between two legends here. There could not be a more fitting ending to the promotion.
Brian Rentfro: Jon! Look at the ramp!
(Fallen Angel is slowly walking up the ramp dragging the title belt when Nightstryker comes out from the crowd behind him with a baseball bat.
Jon McDaniel: Stryker just took out FA's knee with a huge swing! The champ is down... Nightstryker is handcuffing Fallen Angel and laying into him with the bat. This is just brutal.
Brian Rentfro: Here come the referees to put a stop to it. Stryker grabs the World title belt and walks off, laughing. He and Silverback are both sick!
Ring Announcer:The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for final match in the 2002 Who's the Man tournament. Introducing first, the ...he has held every PWA title and is currently one half of the Brothers Grimm...Sirus Moran!
("More Human than Human" blares out on the PA as the crowd goes nuts. They cheer louder and louder, but still Sirus doesn't appear on the ramp. Suddenly, his music is cut off. The crowd boos, suspecting foul play. "I am a real Canadian" comes on instead and the crowd goes crazy again. Sirus Moran comes out at the top of the ramp and the roar of the crowd mutes the explosions of the pyros. Sirus walks to the ring, slapping the hands of fans at ringside before rolling in and awaiting Chamelion.)
Jon McDaniel: This is going to be one hell of a match!
Brian Rentfro: Without a doubt, Jon. This is what it is all about right here. The man that wins this will be known as the one true Franchise of the PWA. Of course, that honor will last all of ten minutes until the promotion is closed forever.
Ring Announcer: And his opponent...a former PWA World Heavyweight Champion...Chamelion!
(Chamelion comes out to a huge chorus of boos.)
Jon McDaniel: The two men stare at each other as Chamelion says something to Sirus. Sirus doesn't reply so Chamelion slaps him! The crowd nearly boos him out of the ring! They aren't happy with Chamelion! Chamelion mouths off again and still no response from Sirus, so he tries to slap him again, but Sirus catches his arm and hits an armdrag takedown. The crowd is going nuts! Both men jump back to their feet, Chamelion charges Sirus but gets a clothesline. Chamelion is back up and runs into a second clothesline. Chamelion is up again, but now he rolls under the clothesline and hits a thrust kick to the back of Sirus' head! Sirus goes down hard!
Brian Rentfro: That's why he was the champ. He's not going to fall for any of that crap from Sirus.
Jon McDaniel: I thought you hated Chamelion, Brian...
Brian Rentfro: Yeah, but you also think your mustache looks good.
Jon McDaniel: Sirus starts getting up, but Chamelion stops him with a dropkick. Chamelion locks on a fujiwar arm bar and yells to the crowd at ringside. These people just hate him! Sirus tried getting to the ropes, but Chamelion pulls him back to the center of the ring. Chamelion pulls Sirus up by the arm and works a hammerlock. Sirus elbowsmashes his way out and whips Chamelion into the ropes. Chamelion hits an asai moonsault off the ropes onto Sirus! 1...2.kickout!
Brian Rentfro: See, that right there is what makes Chamelion such a great champ! Sirus never saw that coming!
Jon McDaniel: Chamelion stomps Sirus to keep him down, then jumps up and lands with his knee on the injured arm of Sirus. Chamelion grabs Sirus' feet and drags him a bit. What's Chamelion doing? He slingshots Sirus into the turnbuckle! Chamelion climbs up top and poses for the crowd. He just had to duck a flying water bottle! Chamelion comes sailing off the top with a legdrop, but Sirus rolls out of the way! Sirus pulls Chamelion up and whips him into the ropes...powerslam! Chamelion gets whipped into the turnbuckles with Sirus following, but Chamelion kicks his legs up and Sirus runs under him. Chamelion jumps up and hooks under Sirus, rolling him back in a pin. 1...2.Sirus reverses the move and rolls through. 1...2.Chamelion reverses on Sirus now! 1...2..kickout! Both men are up and Sirus clotheslines Chamelion!
Brian Rentfro: But look at that! Sirus used his injured arm! See how he's holding it funny now?
Jon McDaniel: Chamelion brings Sirus down with a legsweep then uses the ropes as a springboard to nail a back elbowdrop on Sirus. Chamelion covers...1...2.kickout. Chamelion slaps the mat in frustration and pulls Sirus to his feet. Kick to the stomach of Sirus and a DDT by Chamelion. He covers...1...2.kickout! Chamelion is yelling at the referee now, saying it was a slow count.
Brian Rentfro: I think it is pretty obvious to the whole world the Chamelion had the match won right there!
Jon McDaniel: While Chamelion is arguing with the referee, Sirus gets to his feet. Chamelion turns around and throw a punch, but Sirus blocks it and hooks the arm. Moran hooks Chamelion's other arm and starts the headbutts! The crowd is cheering Sirus on, but Chamelion hits a belly to belly suplex on Sirus. Chamelion gets up and poses for the booing crowd. Sirus rolls him up from behind! 1...2..kickout! That was close!
Brian Rentfro: Sirus is such a cheater!
Jon McDaniel: Chamelion kicks Sirus in the stomach again and signals for the End Product! Chamelion lifts Sirus up in a waistlock, but Sirus launches himself backwards off Chamelion's shoulders. Now Sirus kicks Chamelion and swings him up in a waistlock! Powerbomb on Chamelion! Sirus hooks the leg and covers! 1...2..kickout! Unbelievable!
Brian Rentfro: That impressed the hell out me right there. As great a champ as Chamelion is, there's no shame in getting pinned by such a devastating move.
Jon McDaniel: Do you owe him money or something? Sirus drops an elbow on Chamelion, then pulls him up and whips him into the ropes. Spinebuster on Chamelion! 1...2..kickout! Sirus points up to the ceiling and the crowd explodes. Moran puts Chamelion on the top turnbuckle and climbs up. Sirus tries to superplex Chamelion, but Chamelion hooks his foot under the top rope and won't go. Chamelion shoves Sirus off and down to the mat. Chamelion walks the top rope...he comes down with a huge right hand!
Brian Rentfro: Sirus is done for!
Jon McDaniel: 1...2..Sirus has his foot on the ropes! This is just amazing.
Brian Rentfro: I'll say this much for Sirus, that's what you get from being a veteran, you always know where you are in that ring. He knew he didn't have the strength to kick out, but he managed to pull out the save. And like him or not, you've got to admit, that's one sign of a champion.
Jon McDaniel: Chamelion is besides himself and the crowd is ecstatic! Chamelion pulls Sirus up, but Sirus counters with a jawbreaker. Sirus grabs Chamelion's feet and holds them while jumping over in a bridge for a pin! 1...2..Chamelion holds Sirus by the waist and bridges up! Chamelion has Sirus in position for a piledriver, but Sirus sits up and nails Chamelion with a facebuster! Sirus covers...1...2..kickout!
Brian Rentfro: And at this point you've got to wonder what's keeping either of these men going.
Jon McDaniel: Sirus pulls Chamelion up and hooks the arms....here are the 5 headbutts! Chamelion gets whipped into the ropes! Its time for the Nameless Knockout! No! Chamelion comes back with a flying forearm! The headbutts must have busted Chamelion open, because he's bleeding heavily from the forehead. Chamelion kicks Moran mercilessly then slides out of the ring and grabs a table from under the ring and comes back into the ring with it. He sets up the table puts Sirus on the top turnbuckle. He's going to superplex Sirus through the table! Is he going for the DQ win?
Brian Rentfro: I don't think so, Jon. The ref knows better than to give us a cheap finish at for this match! This is the final chapter for the PWA, we're not going out on a DQ!
Jon McDaniel: Chamelion climbs up and slaps Sirus. Here comes the superplex, but Sirus hooks his foot! Chamelion tries again, but Sirus hooks the foot again! Sirus punches Chamelion in the midsection, then scoops up Chamelion. Moran steals a page from Nightstryker and hits a sitdown piledriver through the table! Both men are collapsed on the mat and neither is moving!
Brian Rentfro: That was an impressive move, but you've got to question how smart Sirus was to try it. I mean, it obviously took as much out of him as it did Chamelion, so what was the benefit?
Jon McDaniel: You've finally made a good point, Brian. Sirus manages to roll over and drape an arm over Chamelion and the roar in the PWA Dome is deafening! 1...2..kickout! But both men are still just laying on the mat.
Brian Rentfro: I'm telling you, Jon, whoever gets up first has got this match won!
Jon McDaniel: We'll see about that, because Chamelion has pulled himself up! Sirus is still struggling to get up, so Chamelion helps up by the hair. Chamelion whips Sirus into the ropes, but Sirus reverses it...Nameless Knockout! The crowd is so loud I can barely hear myself!
Brian Rentfro: That's not going to matter if Sirus can't make the cover. Look Jon, both men are out again!
Jon McDaniel: Sirus is stirring....he rolls over to cover...1...2...3! Sirus Moran is the Franchise of the PWA! What a match! The referee raises Sirus' hand, though he can't even stand yet. Chamelion rolls out of the ring and limps up the ramp. Here comes Grifter out of the entrance!
Brian Rentfro: And right behind him is Mack Moran. And... President Robinson? With the Moran Clan?
Jon McDaniel: I guess he wants to congratulate Sirus on his win.
(The three men enter the ring. Robinson shakes Sirus' hand, then motions for a microphone.)
President Robinson: So, this is it. Who's the Man, Sirus Moran is the Franchise, Fallen Angel is the World Champion, and the show is over. We're closing the book on over 3 years of action here in the PWA, right?
(The crowd boos.)
President Robinson: My thoughts exactly, folks. There's not a chance in hell that I'm allowing the Pioneer Wrestling Association to close its doors. And when and if that day ever does come, it sure as hell won't be because someone in Aegian Dreams decides that its time. The critics, they can say whatever the hell they want, that we should close or merge with another fed or what the hell ever. Guess what? This is my show, and I call the shots. So I've spent the evening on the phone with Mr. Rentfro at ADC and here's what he told me. The PWA is closed, dead, gone forever. We're off the television schedule, we're evicted from the PWA Dome where we've had so many great events in the past. I tried to explain that this was just a temporary situation. He didn't care, because to him, its all about the money.
President Robinson: So, I made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Let me say this. Once this broadcast finishes tonight, the Aegian Dreams owned PWA is over for good. But there's always a silver lining, and here it is. As soon as the ADC PWA closes, the new PWA opens. Mack Moran and I made the ADC an offer for the fed and they accepted. There will be some changes for us to go through. First, our tv time has been cut drastically. We've got one hour a week on their syndicated package. Our PPV time will be few and far between. As a result, we'll be cutting costs and running smaller venues in a smaller area. No more world tours for us, at least not in the near future. The only real bite in the ass is that the PWA Dome is still property of ADC unless 'Al' wants to front us some more money. We'll still maintain our offices here, just not on the executive floor. And our new deal does give us the right to hold major events in the venue.
President Robinson: So, tonight is the beginning of a very interesting time for the PWA. We're starting on an adventure. Much like the Phoenix is so fond of saying, we've got to rise from the ashes of the past and go on to bigger and better things. And I for one, can't wait to see that happen. The PWA is dead, long live the PWA.
(fade to black)