Brian Rentfro: Welcome everyone to Unsanctioned!!! We have six matches here tonight.. five have NO rules.. but the Undisputed match will indeed be a normal match... As you can see, for the first time in PWA History, there are two rings!

Jon McDaniel: That's because of the Bloodlust match... a Double Hell In The Cell event between Chamelion and Slush.. but we'll get to that later. Let's get on with the show.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Ty Copas and Chase Wilson.. The CEREAL KILLAS.

[The Killas walk to the first ring.]

Ring Announcer: And their opponents... Brian Anderson... and from Old Skool.. Marcus Collins!

[Collins and Anderson walk to the first ring]

Brian Rentfro: Anderson and Collins are non to pleased with the way Chaos went down, they need to redeem themselves here to make a legitimate run after the Tag Titles.

[Anderson and Wilson lock up, and Anderson takes control with a whip, clothesline and leg drop. Chase is wobbly and Anderson tosses him to Copas, who tags himself in. Anderson tags Collins who ducks a clothesline from Copas, turns and hits the Daybreak from behind. Collins pins...1...2....3!]

Jon McDaniel: What?? that's IT?

Brian Rentfro: There was NO play in what Anderson and Collins did. They came out to finish the match quickly, and they did.

Jon McDaniel: Well, Collins does respect the Killas, a quick match ensures less injury.

[Collins helps Copas up, and Copas shakes his head in mild suprise, but shakes Collins hand. The Killas leave and let Anderson and Collins soak up the cheers of the crowd before leaving themselves.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the SPECIAL REFEREE.... RAIZZOR

[Raizzor walks out calmly, dressed in a normal ref's shirt, and walks to the second ring as the fans cheer and scream his name. Raizzor walks up the steps and over the top rope. Then climbs the turnbuckle and plays to the crowd.]

Brian Rentfro: We expected only to see Raizzor once tonight, but with the PWA's recent financial trouble, we're down some refs... So Raizzor agreed to add some more work to his plate tonight.

Ring Announcer: And now, introducing next.. TRIBULATION!

[Tribulation walks to the second ring.]

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, PHOENIX!!!

[Phoenix suddenly rushes out and down to the second ring. He slides in, jumps to his feet and goes right after Raizzor.]

Jon McDaniel: What the hell?

Brian Rentfro: Phoenix has been after Raizzor to get into the ring with him one on one! But this isn't the time or place to deal with him.

[Raizzor meets Phoenix head on and the two exchange punches to the shock and amazement of the crowd. Tribulation stands there is shock... not believing his eyes. Tribulation knocks Raizzor into the corner, and then whips him across the ring. Raizzor bounces painfully off the turnbuckle, and connectd with a clothesline on Phoenix. Raizzor angrily grabs Phoenix by the hair, pulls him to his feet and sets him up and connects with the Tombstone Shoulder Breaker. Raizzor then glares menacingly to Tribulation and points to Phoenix. Tribulation shrugs, drops and covers Phoenix. 123.]

Jon McDaniel: I don't believe what I just saw.

Brian Rentfro; The referee just beat up one of the wrestlers... Tribulation wins..

Jon McDaniel: I think that's a new record for fastest pinfall.

Brian Rentfro: Yeah, 0.00 seconds.. the bell never rang! I don't think that counts as a match!

[Raizzor jumps out of the ring, and walks back up the ramp. Tribulation doesn't know what to do, but jumps out himself and leaves. Phoenix finally moves, sitting up and shaking his head. He looks angry, and crawls out of the ring... giving chase to Raizzor.]

Jon McDaniel: I don't think this one is going to be over any time soon.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring at this time.. from Old Skool.. He is Gareth Evans!!

[Evans walks out, with Chamelion at his side and the two walk to the first ring. Evans slides in while Chamelion takes up a spot next to one of the turnbuckles outside.]

Ring Announcer: And his opponent... he is a former PWA World Champion... he is KEVIN COOL!

[Kevin Cool walks calmly to the first ring, slides in and tests the ropes.]

Brian Rentfro: We've had a strange start to tonight's matches... two of the six gone and we're not a half hour into the event.

Jon McDaniel: it seems alot of tonights matches are lop sided, let's see what Cool and Evans can do.

[Evans and Cool lock up and Cool bodyslams Evans. Cool drops an elbow and then picks up Evans and whips him to the ropes. Evans ducks on the return and bounces off the other side, but gets met with a reverse kick by Cool.]

Brian Rentfro: World Champion experience.

Jon McDaniel: Chamelion isn't looking too happy at ringside.

[Cool picks up Evans and knocks him back with two punches. Cool then goes to bounce off the ropes, but Chamelion trips him with his arm. Cool spins and glares at Chamelion, only to get drop kicked over the top rope by Evans. Cool lands outside and Chamelion stomps away at him.]

Brian Rentfro: That's cheating! Why doesn't the ref DQ Evans??

Jon McDaniel: Remember, this is Unsanctioned.. No Rules!

[Chamelion picks up Cool and rams him into the turnbuckle post. Then he pushes Cool back inside the ring. Evans picks him and up and body slams Cool. Evans applies a figure four leg lock and Cool struggles to reach the ropes. before he does, Chamelion pulls the bottom rope away, and waves with a grin at cool. Cool crawls closer, the pain on his face intense and Chamelion let's go.. sending the rope into Cool's face.]

Brian Rentfro: Chamelion is one hell of a basta...

Jon McDaniel: BRIAN!!!

[Cool grabs desperately at the ropes and the ref tells Evans to let go, but Chamelion says to hold on.. The ref looks at Chamelion who sticks his tongue out. Suddenly, Slush comes running out and Chamelion sees him. Chamelion and Slush slide into the ring at the same time and collide.. the crowd explodes and jumps to their feet.]

Brian Rentfro: This isn't their time!!!!

[Slush takes advantage and kicks Chamelion in the gut. Chamelion backs up, and Evans drop Cool and clotheslines Slush. Slush falls out of the ring and backs up the ramp, yelling at Chamelion. Evans gets picked up by Cool, who is painfully on his feet and Cool hits the Osaka Street Cutter...]

Jon McDaniel: Cool's gonna win!

[Cool covers..1...2 Chamelion hits a leg drop, knocking Cool off. Chamelion picks up Kevin Cool and delivers the Rupture. Chamelion drags Evans on top of Cool.. .1....2....3!]

Brian Rentfro: Unsanctioned is really breaking all the rules tonight.. we've had so much chaos it's unbelievable!!!

Jon McDaniel: And it's only half way over... now it's time for the three main events of the evening.. the first has the PWA World Champion in the first of a three series match set with Chris Pike...

(Note: Gareth Evans was awarded the victory today because Larry, the handler of Evans, fell from his roof and is in the hospital. On behalf of the PWA, we wish him a quick and healthy recovery and that Larry will return to compete with us very soon.)

Jon McDaniel: Next up is the PWA World Heavyweight Champion, Thunderwolf taking on Chris Pike from Unified Wrestling.

Brian Rentfro: This thing has been building for awhile, dating back to the Rumble in the Bronx, where Pike and Thunderwolf went at it. They've been having a bit of a war of words since then, especially during the build up to AOWF 3.

Jon McDaniel: And now they finally get a shot at each other. Something tells me Pike is going to get his ass handed to him here tonight.

Brian Rentfro: We'll see about that.

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Entering first, weighing in at 250 pounds and accompanied by The First Lady of Luchadore, Angela.... From Hershey, Pennsylvania, one-half of the UW tag team champions, He is The Most Merchandisable Man in Sports Entertainment.... CHRISSSSS PIIIIKKKKEEE!!

(The crowd boos as Pike and Angela emerge from the curtain. He stops at the ramp, looks at the camera and takes a long drink from a POWERade bottle. He looks into the camera and goes "AAAHHH".

Brian Rentfro: Heh. Pike's got a few sponsorship deals with companies like POWERade and Dr Scholl's odor eaters...

Jon McDaniel: Yeah, he sold-out before he was even ever heard of. The guy is a jerk. Look at him yelling at his valet already.

(Pike puts a finger in Angela's face, yelling something as they make their way to ringside. Angela holds open the ropes, and Pike slips through and acts as if the crowd is cheering him and he basks in their glow. He drinks another POWERade, as the lights dim.)

(As the opening strains of "Voices" by Disturbed hits the speakers, the crowd goes into a roar. The lights go completly out and A loud "THUNDERWOLF" chant echoes off the arena walls.)

Jon McDaniel: Of course this is a non-title match up....

( The music become more intense with each beat..."Schhhaaaaacccckkkkk'....Are you Breathing?!" with those words the arena lights up in silver and plue pyros shooting from all directions. A giant picture of a wolf appears on the screen with Thunderwolfs name in crimson red. The lights dim back in to a dark blue color as the main chorus line hits and the sides of the entrance ramp begin shooting up silver pyros. T-wolf literally comes out of the entry way hopping with a bottle of Dasani in his hand. He stands in the center of the entry way...the world title around his waist...pauses and begins chugging the water down...letting it drip down his body. He has on a pair of black windbreakers, w/ blue pinstripes running down each side, a black "Fear the Cry" Shirt, black nikes, and his wrists taped. He stops, standing with his arms crossed...suddenly blue fountains of pyros blast into the air and t-wolf points behind him where blaze comes strolling out. She has on black skirt that comes down to the top of her knees, short black boots w/ black socks, a white and black snow leopard design shirt, and her hair straight down just below her shoulders. The fans pop a deafing shout as she raises her hands. T-wolf takes her by the hand and leads her down the entrance ramp and to the ring. He hops up on the apron and pulls his wife up with him. He sits on the middle rope as Blaze smiles at him ever so sweetly. She bends down cautiously and the male fans begin cheering, one leg, then the other. T-wolf leap frogs over the top rope landing on his feet. He takes the center of the ring...unlatching his belt...and holding it high into the air w/ one hand for everyone to see. He puts it over his wifes shoulder, and wraps his arms around her, giving her a kiss. She exits the ring and t-wolf backs up to his corner...)

Ring announcer: Weighing in at 196 lbs, standing just below 6', he is the Master of the Cry of the Wolf...a long standing veteran member of the Pioneer Wrestling Association....he is the current PWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! HE IS.....THUUUUNNNNNDDDERRRWOLLLLFFF!!!!!!

Jon McDaniel: Both men limbering up, awaiting the opening bell. Pike tries playing to the crowd here, I don't think they're on his side though...

Brian Rentfro: If T-wolfs damn entrance didn't take so long...that's a damn shame how long it took him to get out here.

(Pike climbs a turnbuckle, and puts his arms out and throws back his head as if to allow the crowd to shower him with adulation. As the crowd boos in response, Pike glares at them angrily and shakes his head. A small 'Pike sucks' chant breaks out. )

(Thunderwolf looks on, amused, and raises his arm, and the crowd responds with a loud roar)

Brian Rentfro: Stupid fans!

Jon McDaniel: The fans have declared their favorite, and here is the opening bell...

Ding, ding

(Both men circle one another, their eyes locked. The crowd claps in unison, slowly clapping faster, until the noise blurs together. At last, they lock up in the center of the ring, and the crowd cheers... Thunderwolf brings Pike to the mat with a hip toss, holds on to the arm and twists. Pike's face contorts into a grimace. Pike slowly stands, while Thunderwolf maintains the hold. In a swift motion Pike reverses out, spinning to the side of Thunderwolf, who is now the victim of the wristlock. Before Pike can get better leverage, Thunderwolf flips forward, his back on the mat. Wolf kips up and sends pike over and to the mat with an armdrag. Pike slides out of the ring as the crowd bursts into loud applause)

Jon McDaniel: Thunderwolf showing off some serious technical ability here tonight, and the fans seems to appreciate it.

(Pike heads over to his valet, Angela, who attempts to comfort him. Pike has tape on his nipples in the shape of X's, and he messes with them for a moment.)

Jon McDaniel: Why the hell would anyone tape their nipples?

Brian Rentfro: Heh, a little inside info for you - He superglued them to his nipples.

Jon McDaniel: What?!?! Why??

Brian Rentfro: I don't know. I hear he was worried Thunderwolf might try to tear the tape off. He's eccentric.

(After messing with his nipple tape for a minute, Pike slides back in to the ring. Thunderwolf presses his advantage, and kicks Pike in the gut as he stands. Pike doubles over, and Wolf wraps an arm around his head. He attempts a suplex, but Pike is able to resist. Wolf converts into a DDT instead, sending Pike's head crashing to the mat. Thunderwolf, standing, grabs Pike's arm and twists it at an awkward angle.)

Jon McDaniel: Thunderwolf looking dominant here in the early going...

(Thunderwolf looks at the crowd as he twists Pike's arm. The audience responds with cheers. He brings Pike to his feet, and Pike twists out and attempts to wrap his arm around Thunderwolf's neck. Thunderwolf ducks his head and pushes Pike, sending him running toward the ropes. Pike comes off the ropes and sends Wolf crashing to the mat with a shoulderblock. Pike hops over Wolf and goes off the opposite ropes. Wolf gets to his feet and leapfrogs over the charging Pike. Pike comes off the ropes again, Wolf swings a forearm at Pike. Pike cartwheels around Wolf, and stops, now standing behind Wolf. As Thunderwolf turns to face Pike he is caught with a vicious superkick to his temple.)

Brian Rentfro: Damn, Wolf dropped like a ton of bricks.

Jon McDaniel: Pike had better try to capitalize here... What the...??!?

(Pike turns and waves to Angela, who tosses him a POWERade. Pike catches it and opens it up.

Jon McDaniel: Oh, COME ON! This isn't an infomercial, for God's sake!

(The crowd boos loudly as Pike takes long drink, smiles into a camera and gives a loud and satisfied "AAAHHHHH". He throws the drink back to Angela, and turns to face Wolf, who is standing up. Pike punches him once, then kicks him and sends him off the ropes and connects with a dropkick to the jaw. Wolf falls, and Pike hooks the leg for a cover...

1..

Jon McDaniel: Wolf kicks out. It'll take a hell of a lot more than a dropkick to defeat the World Champion.

Brian Rentfro: Still, Thunderwolf's wife Blaze is looking concerned at ringside! Think she'll get fat once she has those kids? That would be a crime!

Jon McDaniel: I'd imagine Misty Kelser will only get better looking once she has kids... We have a match here, Brian!

Brian Rentfro: Sorry, I got distracted when she leaned over for a minute there...

(Wolf gets to his feet, and Pike grabs hold of his head, punching him slowly and methodically in the head. Suddenly, Wolf shoves off Pike's grip and sends Pike reeling with a flurry of punches. The crowd cheers loudly as Wolf sends Pike stumbling across the ring, capping it off with a devastating forearm that sends Pike to the mat and rolling out of the ring. Pike holds his head and yells something at Angela.

Jon McDaniel: Here comes Thunderwolf...!

(Wolf measures up Pike, who isn't even looking toward the ring, and runs off the ropes at lightning speed. Pike suddenly notices and screams, and runs toward the ramp. Thunderwolf effortlessly hops up to the second rope, and springboard backflips toward the middle of the ring.)

Jon McDaniel: Pike noticed at the last second, and Wolf was able to stop his momentum. Pike screams like a girl!

Brian Rentfro: Listen to these fans, cheering Wolf's display of purposeless gymnastics!

Jon McDaniel: They like his style, I guess. That's what separates the good wrestlers from the greats, in my book. You can't just be a good fighter, you have to have that special something.

(Pike climbs the apron, and Thunderwolf grabs for him. Pike slips his head between the second and third ropes and sends Wolf stumbling back with a shoulderblock to the gut. Pike re-enters the ring and brings Wolf to the mat with a bodyslam. As wolf lies near the turnbuckle, Pike puts his hands on the top ropes, jumps so his feet are in the air, then comes crashing down on Wolf's chest in a makeshift splash. He stomps Wolf a few times, so he is slumped in the corner. Pike turns and points at Angela, yelling at her to get in the ring. The crowd begins to boo as she complies)

Jon McDaniel: Oh, now it's a double team?!

Brian Rentfro: Hey! There's no rules here at Danger Zone. They can do whatever they want!

Jon McDaniel: Wait, now Blaze is on the apron! Pike is turning toward her! She's pregnant, you scumbag!

(Pike turns toward Blaze and begins to walk toward her, smirking. Her eyes go wide, and she hops off the apron, fearfully. Pike is standing near the center of the ring and kneels down, his back to Thunderwolf, who is still slumped in the corner. Angela steps over to the opposite corner, waving cutely to the crowd.)

Brian Rentfro: She's pretty hot too... What are they doing though?

Jon McDaniel: I don't know, Pike is praying to Mecca or something. He has tucked his chin...

(Angela suddenly rushes toward Pike, leap frogging over him and converting into a broncobuster on Thunderwolf! The crowd is whipped into a frenzy of cheers)

Brian Rentfro: HELL YEAH! Bronco Buster! She's just crushing Wolf with her...

Jon McDaniel: Yeah, yeah. Gratuitous display, a weak effort by Pike to get some fan support. Look at Blaze, I don't think she appreciated that.

(Angela finishes, climbs onto the apron and hops out of the ring to raucous applause. Pike grabs Wolf by the hair and tries to whip him into the opposite corner, but it is reversed. Pike ends up crashing into the turnbuckle and falling to the mat. Pike slowly stands back up and turns. Thunderwolf rushes toward Pike, hopping over the side rope onto the apron and catching Pike with a kick to the head on the way over. Pike leans forward, holding his head, as Thunderwolf deftly springboards off the top rope and drives Pike's face to the mat with a legdrop.)

Brian Rentfro: Agh... Pike face first into the canvas. The champ now looking fired up...

(Wolf brings Pike to his feet, and tosses him out of the ring. Pike falls to the concrete with a thud. Wolf looks down at Pike, and waves Blaze out of the way. She quickly scampers away, as Wolf hops over the rope and onto the apron. The crowd buzzes as Pike slowly gets to his feet, dazed. Wolf springboards off the second rope, and backflips into Pike as camera flashes light up the arena.

Jon McDaniel: ASAI MOONSAULT! And he landed on his feet!

(A "THUNDERWOLF" Chant breaks out throughout the arena.)

Jon McDaniel: Thunderwolf not wasting a lot of time, here... Where's he going?

( Thunderwolf walks over to Blaze, who is holding up the ring apron so Wolf can retrieve something from under the ring. It is large, flat and wooden. A cheer erupts as Thunderwolf drags the table over to the side of the ring facing the ramp)

Brian Rentfro: I guess this was bound to happen - Thunderwolf leaning the table, tall side up, against the side of the ring...

(Thunderwolf stands Pike up by the hair, and walks him up the ramp a little bit. He backs up and looks toward the table. The crowd urges him on, and he complies. Thunderwolf runs toward the table, dragging a stumbling Pike along, and tosses him FLIPPING THROUGH THE TABLE, splintering it in half. Pike crashes to the concrete, the two pieces of the table sandwiching his body. The crowd goes wild.)

Jon McDaniel: Thunderwolf has taken control of this matchup! The crowd is on their feet... Watching the replay on the big screen..

(The crowd yells out a loud "OHHH" as the replay shows the back of Pike's head shearing the table in two. Thunderwolf grins as he watches the replay. Pike is up and slowly rolls into the ring. He stands, and is holding his head. Thunderwolf climbs onto the apron, and springboards off the top rope and lands a missile dropkick in the small of Pike's back. Pike crashes to the mat, and Wolf points toward Blaze. The crowd cheers as she again lifts the apron.

Brian Rentfro: Ohh COME ON! One was enough!

(The arena erupts as Blaze slides another table out from under the ring. She slides it in the ring, and Thunderwolf sets it up near a turnbuckle. He lays Pike's prone body on top of it. The crowd makes some noise as Thunderwolf hops to the top rope...)

Brian Rentfro: Pike is starting to stir...!

(Camera flashes again light up the arena as Thunderwolf takes to the air, a beautiful splash that connects directly with Pike's chest, destroying the table. Splinters break off and fly into the air as Pike comes crashing to the mat. Thunderwolf rolls over, both men lying on their backs, as the fans cheer wildly.)

Jon McDaniel: Pike isn't moving! But I think Thunderwolf is hurt as well! The ref has begun to count!

(The ref's count reaches four, as Wolf regains his senses and drapes an arm on Pike.

Jon McDaniel: The cover!

1!

2!

NO!

Pike kicked out!

Brian Rentfro: I think Wolf is a bit surprised. Pike is showing some resilience tonight! Blaze has got something else, now!

(Blaze grabs a folding chair from a gracious ringside fan, folds it up and slides it into the ring. Thunderwolf stands up Pike, sets up over the flattened chair, and DDT's Pike's forehead into the steel chair.)

Brian Rentfro: Pike is out of it! The cover!

1!

2!!!

NO! Pike kicked out again! The guy's got balls, Jon!

Jon McDaniel: I can't believe he kicked out either. Wolf is sitting him on the turnbuckles here... this might be a mistake. Is he setting up for a superplex? A frankensteiner?

(Wolf has Pike sitting on the top turnbuckle, and stands on the second rope. Pike punches him, and Wolf falls off. Wolf gets up, climbs again, Pike shoves him to the mat. Then, as Wolf stands up, Pike stands and leaps at Wolf, wrapping his legs around Wolf's neck and shoulders, and spins around him, sending Wolf on top of the chair!)

Brian Rentfro: SPINNING HEADSCISSORS ONTO THE CHAIR!

(The crowd lets out a disappointed groan as the PWA World champ crashes onto the chair. Both men flat on the mat. The ref begins to count.)

Jon McDaniel: We've got a shattered table on the concrete in front of the ring, pieces and splinters of another table scattered on the canvas and a folded chair lying among the wreckage as well.

Brian Rentfro: It's Carnage, baby! That's what this PPV is all about! Anything goes!

(The crowd counts along with the ref - 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! The count turns to boos as Pike gets to his feet. He snarls at the crowd, points to his chest and yells "I am the GREATEST EVER!". The crowd boos ferociously, many in attendance giving him the finger.)

Jon McDaniel: The fans really letting him have it. Thunderwolf is rolling around, holding his back. Pike really caught him off guard. Pike is now taking the chair in hand...

(Pike grabs the chair and smirks. He stands over and brings the chair down on the head of Thunderwolf.)

Brian Rentfro: OHHH! Look at the chair! He bent it backwards!

(The crowd groans as Thunderwolf takes a few vicious chairshots. Pike laughs as he does it. Blaze has seen enough, and climbs the apron, a worried look on her face.)

Brian Rentfro: You'd think Angela would be keeping Blaze at bay.

Jon McDaniel: I don't think she'd do anything to harm a pregnant woman. Angela seems to be a decent human being - just saddled with a real jerk of a wrestler. Wait, oh come on, Pike, DON'T DO IT!

(Blaze steps into the ring, and Pike, still holding the chair, turns to Blaze. She is scared, but stands her ground. Pike steps closer to her, glancing at the chair in his hand and back at her.)

Brian Rentfro: He wouldn't hit a pregnant woman with a chair...

Jon McDaniel: What a piece of crap! He's raising the chair above his head! Somebody get out here!!

(Suddenly, Thunderwolf regains his wits, sees what's going on, and springs to his feet. The crowd erupts as Pike raises the chair over his head. Angela covers her eyes at ringside. He brings the chair down in a swift motion..)

Jon McDaniel: NOOO!! NO!

(The crowd erupts into thunderous cheers, as Thunderwolf tackles Pike just before hitting Blaze with the chair. She quickly rolls out of the ring as Thunderwolf pounds the hell out of Pike. The crowd is in a frenzy)

Jon McDaniel: Thunderwolf has lost it! And who can blame him?

Brian Rentfro: Oh, crap, now Thunderwolf has the chair!

(Thunderwolf is yelling at Pike, holding the chair. Pike is in a daze but gets to his feet. Thunderwolf has the bent side of the chair facing Pike, it's practically in an "L" shape. Thunderwolf brings it down directly on the top of Pike's head. Pike falls to the canvas, and Thunderwolf screams at him to get up again as the crowd cheers on. As Pike get up again, Thunderwolf hits Pike in the head again. The crowd yells "2!", counting the chairshots, apparently. The chair has now been bent straight.

Jon McDaniel: I can't think of the last time I saw Thunderwolf this vicious! He's lost it!

("3!")

Brian Rentfro: Angela can't bear to watch! She should do something!

("4!")

Jon McDaniel: Hey, would you get in the ring with Thunderwolf with THAT look on his face?

("5!")

Brian Rentfro: Uhh... No.

("6!")

Jon McDaniel: I think Pike has had enough. He wasn't even standing for that last chair shot!

(Wolf raises the chair above his head once more, and the crowd starts anticipating it, yelling "7!" Pike, lying on his back, semi-conscious, reaches and touches his nipple, feeling the tape. Thunderwolf pauses.)

Brian Rentfro: Hey, Pike, that tape ain't going anywhere.

Jon McDaniel: How's he going to get that tape off? He superglued the tape to his nipples!

Brian Rentfro: Well, I think there's certain types of solvents that can... Wait, what's Wolf doing?

(Thunderwolf drops the chair, a few fans boo. He looks down at Pike, kicking his hand away from his nipple tape. Pike is in a daze. Thunderwolf looks at the nipple tape, then looks to the crowd.)

Brian Rentfro: ...Does Thunderwolf know...?

(The crowd lets out a massive cheer)

Jon McDaniel: I.. I didn't even know until you told me! No harm done, the tape won't come off. It's superglue!

Brina Rentfro: Yeah, Thunderwolf'll just look stupid trying to pull it off.

(Thunderwolf puts a foot on Pike's chest and reaches down)

Brian Rentfro: Still... Someone should tell him... Look - Angela is screaming at him.

(Thunderwolf reaches down and grips underneath a small edge of the tape with his fingertips with his index finger and forethumb. He looks up and gives the fans a boyish smirk)

Brian Rentfro: I think I better tell him not to...

(Thunderwolf then pulls his arm up in a swift and vicious motion. As he does so, little droplets fly into the air. The crowd's cheer comes to an abrupt halt, as Thunderwolf looks down confusedly at a writhing Chris Pike. Pike's hand is covering his nipple, but some kind of liquid is shooting out between his fingers.)

Brian Rentfro: Fucking A.

(The crowd goes silent, confused. A few women at ringside give out shrieks. Angela, eyes wide with panic, rushes the ring, kneeling over Pike. Pike's hand is now covered in a dark liquid, as is most of his chest)

Jon McDaniel: I think... Uh...

(Thunderwolf, still with a confused look on his face, looks at Pike, then looks to the crowd who are standing, straining their necks and buzzing softly.)

(Then he looks down at the tape in the shape of an X in his right palm)

(And attached to it he sees Chris Pike's left nipple)

(T-wolf raises an eyebrow, sweat dripping down his forehead. A look of concern crosses his face, which he quickly masks the look by looking outside towards his wife...he holds the edge of the tape in his hand in disbelief. He looks down at Pike and the damage he's done. No remorse in his eyes now...)

Jon McDaniel: That's BLOOD! CHRIS PIKE'S CHEST IS COVERED IN BLOOD! STOP THE MATCH!

(A team of four EMTs rush from the back with a stretcher carried between them. Angela is crying and trying to help Pike, who is in obvious agony.)

Brian Rentfro: Thunderwolf... He just tore off Chris Pike's nipple for God's sake!

(Thunderwolf hands the nipple to an EMT, as the others load a bloody Pike onto the stretcher. Thunderwolf looks at the referee, who shrugs. Blaze enters the ring, hugging twolf, a concerned look on her face)

Jon McDaniel: Ladies and Gentlemen - I've seen a lot of wrestlers in my day. I've seen wrestlers lose the tip of their finger..

Brian Rentfro: Yeah, I've seen many wrestlers lose an eye...

(The EMTs carry Pike up the ramp, as Angela scurries alongside them. The formerly white stretcher is stained red with blood)

Jon McDaniel: ...I've seen men be stabbed, bludgeoned, even shot with rubber bullets. But I can honestly say to you, I never expected to see the day when I would see a man lose a nipple. And I have no problem telling you I hope to never see it again.

OFFICIAL DECISION: NO CONTEST

(Thunderwolf shakes his head and leaves the ring with Blaze by his side. The canvas is littered with splinters of wood, an un usably dented steel chair, and a pool of dark red blood fastly drying under the hot lights. The ring crew reluctantly slides under the ropes to attempt to clean up the mess.)

Brian Rentfro: Something tells me, if Pike recovers from this, he is going to be extremely pissed off.

Jon McDaniel: I'd be inclined to agree with you, for once, Brian. But the show must go on.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall.. and it is for the Undisputed Interfederation Championship. There are special considerations for this match, as the rules DO apply. You can lose on a DQ or Countout, as well as pin or submission...Introducing now, the referee... RAIZZOR!!

[Raizzor returns, and walks to the second ring. He slides in, and leans against the ropes.]

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger... he is a former PWA World Champion... and a member of Old Skool... he is SHOWTIME...

[Showtime walks to the second ring.]

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, he is one half of the PWA Tag Team Champions and the Undisputed Inter-federation Champion.... a Legend in the PWA.. SIRUS MORAN!!!

[Sirus Moran walks to the second ring.]

Brian Rentfro: We've had a quick night, but Thunderwolf and Pike put on a hell of a show.. that match redeems the quickness so far of the evening!! Now, Sirus and Showtime will put on an incredible match as well!

Jon McDaniel: This is Showtime's first shot at the Undisputed Championship since losing the fatal fourway finals to Chamelion nearly two years ago.