The screen goes black and the PWA logo comes on the screen as Europe's "The Final Countdown" begins to play. Scenes of the PWA superstars in action come on the screen as the music plays.
Lean Bean Miller: Good evening everybody! Tonight is one of the PWA's premier events, Summer Sizzler, and we're coming at you live from the home of the PWA, the PWA Dome right in the heart of St. Louis. I'm Lean Bean Miller, alongside my broadcasting partner, Tony Danza and we're here to run down the card for this evening's event.
Tony Danza: I'll tell ya, Lean Bean, I couldn't be more excited to be here! Since I signed with the PWA, I've been looking forward to this. There are just some events that are milestones in the year. Genesis, Who's the Man, Battle Dome, and of course, Summer Sizzler. So for me to be here in the middle of things is really exciting!
Lean Bean Miller: First up we've got Dark Messiah against Corey Lazarus. Lazarus was off taking a bit of a break while Messiah has been tearing up the competition in the PWA. I think that the ring rust on Lazarus combined with Messiah's momentum will give DM the edge.
Tony Danza: Some people may see the inclusion of Lazarus in the opening match as a step down for the PWA veteran, but they couldn't be more wrong. First off, Lazarus is setting out to prove himself by defeating everyone in the PWA. Mark my words, by the next Summer Sizzler, we'll be talking about former World Champ, Corey Lazarus. And that's only if he somehow loses the belt before then! This guy has greatness written all over him and I think he's got what it takes to pull off the win. No knock against Dark Messiah, but Laz has been around the block and is going to teach the newcomer a thing or three.
Lean Bean Miller: Next up is the triangle match with Convict, Elliot Draven, and Chase Wilson.
Tony Danza: Well, the only thing for sure in a match like this is that the action will be intense. All these guys can go and I think that means this is going to be anybody's match. If I had to pick a winner, I'd go with Wilson, just because he's got the most experience of the three. I may not have ever been a pro wrestler, but I know that you never discount experience. The veteran is going to know more tricks to pull out when he's in trouble and that's going to be just enough to push Chase over the top.
Lean Bean Miller: I totally agree with you there, Tony. This match can go one of two ways. It is either going to be one of the most exciting of the card or it will be a trainwreck. But it certainly can't be any more brutal than Gabrielle vs. the Spider!
Tony Danza: The Spider is a guy that's done it all in the PWA, no doubt about it. He holds all sorts of records and has held nearly every championship in the books. But he still needs to get the Hardcore title to add another feather in his cap. On the other hand, Gabrielle has proven herself to be more than capable of going toe to toe with the best the PWA has to offer. Another factor is that this will be a Hardcore title match, so regular rules and strategy just won't apply. This is going to be a battle for both athletes, and I'm just glad it isn't me that will be taking the beating!
Lean Bean Miller: Dalton Campbell is undoubtedly a legend in the PWA and I don't think he's hit his peak yet. But then again, a win over someone like him would be a huge boost for Gabrielle's career. Especially when you consider the fact that the Spider is the former leader of the MoA here in the PWA, so Gabrielle will be out for revenge. It wouldn't surprise me at all to see Gabrielle retain the title thanks to some help from some disgruntled Masters. After that, we've got another title match. This one sees Ty Copas taking on Rod Tidwell for the Grizzly Beer title.
Tony Danza: This is Ty's second run with this belt, and I'm sure he's going to make the most of it. He's half of the Cereal Killas, a team that's consider one of the absolute best in the PWA, but he needs to prove himself as a singles wrestler. He's also going to be fighting to overcome the so-called "Killas Curse". They're perennial contenders to the tag titles, but haven't yet been able to pull off that big win for the straps. Good showings tonight by Wilson and Copas will really help push the tag team, as well.
Lean Bean Miller: That's very true, but Tidwell is no pushover. The GB title seems to change hands fairly often since it is defended so often. Copas is undoubtedly still a bit sore from winning it just a week ago, so that gives Tidwell a slight advantage. I'm betting that Tidwell gets the win and the title, leaving Copas time to concentrate on his tag team career, and a possible shot against the Grimms at London's Burning. In an odd bit of scheduling, after the GB title match, we get a match where the winner gets a shot at the Grizzly Beer title.
Tony Danza: Yeah, I thought that was a bit odd, too. But nothing stranger than what went on behind the scenes at Who's the Boss. Marcus Collins and Showtime are top level stars in the PWA. I mean, seriously, these are guys that are going places. This match is interesting for a couple of reasons. First, we already know that Showtime will be going to London's Burning to face the World Champion, so Collins has got to be thinking that a win over Showtime will really help his career out. But Showtime knows he needs that momentum going into the next PPV. And by giving the winner of this match a shot at the Grizzly Beer title, it elevates that title and the people that fight for it.
Lean Bean Miller: Some good points there. I think Showtime's going to manage a win against the MoA member tonight. Like you said, he's got a World Title shot coming up and he's wanting to prove himself to either Silverback or Dise that he's worthy of that shot. But what about Sirus and Silverback against Ridel and Jamie Williams?
Tony Danza: Well, I want to say that the PWA is going to run away with this one. But if you think about it, the odds are really stacked against us. Sirus won the AOWF titles with Silverback, back when he was known as Monkey McDee. Since then a lot of things have happend and now Sirus has to team with Silverback, a member of the MoA, against two other MoA members. It doesn't sound like Moran is in for a pleasant night. But Sirus has prevailed against worse odds. So in the end, I say never count Sirus out.
Lean Bean Miller: I've got to disagree. If it were a fair fight, then I think McDee and Sirus could get the win. Not in a cakewalk, but still get the win. As it is, Sirus is a dead man walking. And that brings us right to the main event. Silverback and Panzadise will be fighting for the World Title.
Tony Danza: I think the cards are stacked against Silverback. In the history of Summer Sizzler, no reigning World Champion has ever walked out with the title. And just last year, Panzadise was the challenger to the title. Heck, last year the event was called, "The NAP Present: Summer Sizzler"! If Dise wins this year, he'll officially mark this as his event.
Lean Bean Miller: History aside, I've got to agree that the odds are in Dise's favor, especially with Silverback having to fight in a tag team match right before hand. But then again, this perhaps signals that Silverback won't be helping out Sirus at all, and just leaving him for the wolves. The one other strike against Panzadise is the new persona he's adopted, the new serious Panzadise. It hasn't been especially popular the last few weeks, with everyone from the common fan to President Robinson telling Dise he needs to revert back to his old ways. Silverback is crafty and he could very well use this confusion to his own advantage.
Tony Danza: I've got a long history with the Panzies, and I'm telling you, that when Dise is on his game, there's no one better. But I'm sure that this newfound seriousness is giving him hell. He's totally acting against the grain and that's not an easy thing for a man to do. I'd love for my friend to win the title, but I'm not sure tonight is his night.
Lean Bean Miller: Well, with that, let's turn it over to Jon and Brian at ringside. Enjoy the show, folks!
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger! Corey Lazarus!
(All of the lights in the arena dim as strobelights blink on and off around the entrance set. Myst pours from the entrance curtain, and 2 white police-lights turn on around the curtain. The opening strains of "Coma America" by Amen plays as the fans erupt with applause and cheers. Casey Chaos yells out "CUT OFF!" in the song, to introduce the main riff, and then out from behind the curtain walks Corey Lazarus wearing a Fab 5 football jersey.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, Dark Messiah!
(Messiah makes his way to the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: This is going to be a thrilling contest, it could go either
way. And here we go.
(The two circle each other around the ring to start with both snapping at the
other but missing. Finally Dark Messiah challenges Corey Lazarus to a test of
strength. When they are about to grapple Lazarus stops and flips Messiah off. Dark Messiah
swings for a major clothesline, but Corey Lazarus ducks and gives Messiah a
dropkick to the back of the head. Dark Messiah rolls to his feet, runs in, and
gets hiptossed to the mat hard. Once again Dark Messiah rolls to his feet and
runs in, but this time he gets pushed forward towards the ropes. He bounces back
and Corey Lazarus leap frogs him. Again coming back Lazarus drops down trying to
go under him, but receives a hard forearm to the lower neck.)
Jon McDaniel: Some great action with both veterans showing great skill
and showing how they can outsmart their opponent.
Brian Rentfro:
That was a great move by Messiah, Dark Messiah has the
right attitude, Lazarus is too cocky and arrogant. Messiah'll get the best of
him in the end.
Jon McDaniel: We'll find out in the end, but right now it could go either
way.
(Corey Lazarus climbs to his feet clutching his neck as Messiah gets him in a
front headlock. Messiah leans to left then flies back to the right
with a swinging neck breaker furthering the damage to Lazarus's neck. As he
rolls on the ground in pain Dark Messiah approaches and drops a knee to Corey Lazarus's
neck. Dark Messiah grabs Corey Lazarus's head, and puts a knee to the injured
part of the neck and pulls back.)
Jon McDaniel: Dark Messiah is using some great strategy working on that
neck. If he keeps him in this hold long enough Corey Lazarus may have to give it
up.
Brian Rentfro: Messiah isn't gonna let up, he's gonna pound on that neck
until it snaps or Lazarus taps out.
(Corey Lazarus starts to call for the crowd and widdles his arms and finally
gets the bottom rope with his foot. He rolls up but is immediately sent hard
into the turnbuckle where his head obviously snaps way forward due to whiplash
and he lays motionless. After a 7 count he pulls himself up by the ropes and
walks into a couple stiff punches followed by a belly-to-belly over head suplex
forcing Corey Lazarus to land on his neck. Dark Messiah makes a cover 1...2...2
3/4)
Jon McDaniel: Dark Messiah was inches away from retaining his Internet
belt. I'm not sure that Corey Lazarus can last much longer.
Brian Rentfro:
Of course he's not gonna make it, he doesn't have the
heart, not like Panzadise!
(Gingerly, Corey Lazarus climbs up to his feet, then ducks a clothesline only to
get kicked in the stomach afterwards. Dark Messiah sets him up and then plans
him hard with a piledriver compressing the neck leaving Lazarus down and out. Messiah
simply stares at the injure opponent laughing, and instead of making a cover he
lifts him up. He just stares at Corey Lazarus for a couple seconds holding him
up.)
Brian Rentfro:
Hahaha! Dark Messiah knows he has Corey Lazarus dead, he's
about to finish him off right now.
(Finally, Corey Lazarus comes to and gives Messiah a kick to the crotch. He
signals to the crowd to a good response, then connects with the Heartbreaker!)
Jon McDaniel: Oh my god! What a move, what a great time to do it. Can he
make a cover!?!
Brian Rentfro: No, of course not, he's not man enough to make the cover,
he's too "winded" and "hurt" like a little baby.
(Corey Lazarus slides over and makes a cover 1...2...kick out! They both climb
to their feet Dark Messiah sneaks in a low blow. Lazarus falls to his knees,
then gets his neck pulled strait back hard and he goes back up in pain as Dark Messiah
does it two more times. Finally, he makes it to the corner but is quickly stuck
in the tree of woe. Dark Messiah runs and tries a sliding drop kick but Corey Lazarus
lifts up and Dark Messiah crotches himself on the poll. Corey Lazarus gets
himself down and then lifts Dark Messiah up for a powerbomb and sits him on his
shoulders, but quickly gives way and falls backwards out of the ring with Messiah
still on his shoulders.)
Jon McDaniel:
Oh my God! Messiah landed face 1st on that guardrail, but Corey Lazarus
landed on his back, both may be out. The ref is starting the count.
1
2
3
4
5
6
both start to stir
7
8
both get up
9
Corey Lazarus scoop slams Messiah and rolls in
10!)
Jon McDaniel:
Corey Lazarus wins! Corey Lazarus wins the match via
countout. What a match!
Ring Announcer: The foolowing match is a triple threat match schedualed
for one fall. Introducing first, Chase Willson!!!!
(The lights dim as Rage Against The Machine's "Bulls on Parade" blares over the P.A System. Chase walks out
calmly. He is wearing his wrestling outfit. Which is loose leather pants with a blue flame
going up the right leg of the pants. And then over that he is wearing black leather trench coat.He gets in the ring and takes off his
trench coat. And then he goes and sits on one of the top turnbuckles waiting for his opponent.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the second participant in this triple threat match, Convict!!!!
("Escape" by Metallica hits and the words "Break Out" break through
the middle of a picture of a jail cell on the PWA-tron. The Convict walks out from behind the curtains, receiving a huge pop. He walks
down to the ring, gets in, then stands in the middle of the ring. He raises his arms very quickly and blue pyros go off. He then goes to a
corner and waits for his opponent.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the final participant in this match, Elliot
Draven!!!
(Draven does not even wait for his music to hit and rushes to the ring and the bell rings to start the match. All three men exchange
blows back and forth but Wilson catches Draven with a superkick beneath the chin and a Convict with a european uppercut. Chase then
picks Convict up and nails him with "The Chaos")
Jon McDaniel:
Chase Wilson is looking for an early finish!
(Chase covers Convict.)
1
2
Draven breaks up the count
(Draven then quickly picks Chase up and whips him into the ropes but Chase hooks onto the ropes and Draven charges towards him but Chase
ducks and back body drops Draven all the way to the outside and he hits the concrete with a loud thud. Chase trys to get outside the
ring but out of nowhere Convict hits him with a clothesline and he tumbles in between the ropes to the outside. Convict then fals back
down to the mat still trying to recover from the effects of "The Chaos")
Jon McDaniel:
This match has gotten off to an explosive start!
Brian Rentfro: If it was any more explosive we would have to call in a bomb squad!
(Draven and Chase then both get up on the outside and pound each other with rights and lefts. Draven gets the better of the exchange
and smashes Chase's face into the announce table.)
Brian Rentfro: I am going to have a meeting with President Robinson
tommorow!
Jon McDaniel: About what?
Brian Rentfro: My contract doesn't have hazard pay!
(Draven trys to put Chase on the table against the refs wishes but Chase manages to fight back with a couple of elbows to the gut. Chase
then boots Draven in the mid section and piledrives him on the concrete.)
Jon McDaniel:
The piledriver is a lethal move that has ended many careers but on the concrete you are taking your own life in your hands!
(Case then gets up but before he has any time to gloat Convict comes flying over the top rope to nail Chase with a plancha to the fans
approval.)
Brian Rentfro: Convict is crazy!
(Convict then rolls Chase into the ring and covers him.)
1
2
Kickout
(Convict then picks Chase up and slams him to the mat and climbs to the op rope but before he can do anything Draven comes from behind
and trips him up and he lands crotch first on the turnbuckle. Draven then climbs onto the top rope with Convict and gives him a superplex
on top of Chase Wilson!)
Brian Rentfro: Two birds with one stone!
(Draven then covers both men at the same time.)
1
2
2 3/4
Both men kickout
Jon McDaniel: Both guys just managed to escape!
(Draven then picks both guys up and nails them with a double DDT. Draven then picks Chase up and whips him to the ropes and goes for a
clothesline but Chase is slightly quicker and nails Draven with a spear. Draven is a little winded but still staggers to his feet as
Chase charges towards him once again but Draven then catches Chase in a roll up as the ref counts)
1
2
3
(Convict breaks it up but is too late)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match Elliot Draven!!!!
Jon McDaniel: Chase Wilson was completely taken by surprise by that roll up from nowhere!
Brian Rentfro:
Yeah, that was a good match but there is still much more to come!
Brian Rentfro: That last match was a doozy!
Jon McDaniel: Indeed it was, Brian. Ladies and gentlemen watching at home, LIVE
on Pay-Per-View, the next match is between the two factions of the Masters of
Armageddon. In one corner, the PWA Hardcore champion Gabrielle, of the MoA, will
be. In the other corner, the leader of the MoA Renegades, The Spider is going to
stand.
Brian Rentfro:
And it's a Hardcore match for the Hardcore title. Interference
is allowed; pinfalls count anywhere in the state, and every weapon is legal.
Jon McDaniel: Let's got to the ring, where the announcements are being made.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one
fall and has NO time limit, and it is for the PWA Hardcore championship!
("The Final Countdown" by Europe plays over the PA system, and a
picture of a spider appears on the ADC tron. The music continues to play, and
the spider on the screen fades into darkness as the word "RENEGADES"
replaces it. A video kicks off on the ADC tron of various matches and moves
delivered by The Spider, as The Spider himself lowers from the rafters via a
cable. Spider lands in the center of the ring, and detaches himself from the
cable, giving it a quick tug to signal it to be pulled back into the rafters.
The cable ascends back to where it came from, and white pyro flares out of the
four corner posts.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, weighing in tonight at 240
pounds, and standing at 6 feet, 2 inches tall.the leader of the MoA Renegades,
and the 2001 Who's The Man tournament winner. SPIDER!!!!!!
(The fans let out a chorus of cheers as Spider looks towards the entrance
curtain. "The Final Countdown" cuts off suddenly, and "After The
Flesh" by My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult begins to play. The lights dim,
and Gabrielle emerges from behind the entrance curtain, dragging the Hardcore
title along at her side, and she looks down at the floor as she walks, as if
sad. She is wearing a ratty old gray sweater, a few sizes too big for her,
and faded blue jeans. She is barefoot, and her hair look to be in desperate need
of a wash. Her steps are quiet and meek, and she doesn't look
threatening in the least bit. Gabrielle walks up the ring steps, steps between
the ropes, and stands in the corner. She takes a seat, holding the
Hardcore title in her lap, resting her arms on the bottom ropes.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next, weighing in tonight at 135 pounds, and
standing at 6 feet tall.from New York City, New York, she is the current PWA
Hardcore champion, and a member of the Masters of Armageddon. GABRIELLE!!!
("After The Flesh" fades into silence as the ring announcer steps out
of the ring. Gabrielle pulls on the top rope to her feet, and gets a chorus of
boos. She doesn't let the booing faze her in the least bit, and walks towards
the center of the ring, where Spider and the referee stand waiting.)
Brian Rentfro:
The referee right now is explaining the rules of the bout to
both participants, although I'm fairly sure, Jon, that both Spider and Gabrielle
KNOW the rules.
Jon McDaniel: It should almost be a given that Gabrielle knows the rules, Brian.
She's the champion of this division. Spider, on the other hand, is mostly
used to hard-hitting technical opponents as opposed to the Lucha-Libre, martial
arts-based style of Gabrielle.
Brian Rentfro:
But what about Corey Lazarus? Spider has faced him at least 3
times, in total, and his style is very much so Lucha-Libre and martial
arts-based as well.
Jon McDaniel: But Lazarus blends more of a brawling and powerhouse style into
his arsenal, not including the array of technical holds he uses. Gabrielle,
albeit a good technical wrestler, prefers to use her speed to more of her
advantage than to try to go toe-to-toe with people larger and stronger than her.
Brian Rentfro: This is true.
(The bell rings, and Gabrielle hands the referee the Hardcore title belt. She
takes off her sweater, revealing a black half-shirt with the "MoA
SUPREME" logo on the chest. She looks directly into Spider's eyes, and
tries to size him up. Spider takes a step back, and then pushes Gabrielle.
Gabrielle goes back a few feet, and then walks over to Spider. She pushes
Spider, and Spider goes back a few feet as well. Spider and Gabrielle then tie
up, and Spider pushes Gab into the ropes. Gab knees Spider in the ribs, and then
locks on a front facelock.)
Brian Rentfro: A-HA! She DOES know technical wrestling, Jon!
Jon McDaniel: I never said she didn't, Brian. You misinterpret the words I
say constantly!
Brian Rentfro: Jon go suck a.
Jon McDaniel: HEY! Brian, we may be on Pay-Per-View, but we also have young
impressionable minds watching us!
Brian Rentfro: Oh yeah.sorry, ma'am.
(Gabrielle wrenches in the front facelock. Spider lifts Gabrielle up into a
Northern Lights suplex, and gets a 1-count. Gabrielle gets to her feet, and
dropkicks Spider. Spider reels back, into the ropes, and Gabrielle charges.
Spider goes for a back body drop over the ropes, but Gab grabs the top rope and
lands feet-first on the apron. She reaches over the top rope, grabbing the back
of Spider's head, and springboards onto the top rope. She then flips over
Spider, grabbing his arm along the way, and does a somersault arm-drag to
Spider. Spider hits the mat, rolls, gets to his feet, and then
rotates his shoulder. The fans clap a little bit, and then Spider walks over to
Gabrielle. Gabrielle slaps Spider right across the face, and Spider
turns.)
Brian Rentfro: Oo!! BITCH SLAP!
Jon McDaniel: Coming from a bitch, that makes sense!
Brian Rentfro: What, are you so high-and-mighty that YOU can swear, but I
can't?
Jon McDaniel:
No. I need to vent now and then.
(Spider delivers a solid right to Gab's forehead, and Gab reels back. Spider
begins to melee her with a series of kicks to the midsection, and then whips her
off of the ropes. When Gabrielle returns, Spider leapfrogs over her and then
turns around. Gabrielle returns again, and Spider bends over for a back body
drop. Gabrielle turns around, and backflips over Spider as he rises. Spider
turns around, and Gabrielle flips him off, punching him in the face. Spider
holds his jaw, and then Gab whips him into the corner. Spider kicks off of the
second rope onto the top turnbuckle, and turns around. Gabrielle rushes him, and
Spider flies off of the top rope with a somersault. Gabrielle slides out of the
ring at the last minute, and Spider lands on his feet.)
Jon McDaniel:
Dalton Campbell trying for that Hero's Victory a bit too early.
Brian Rentfro:
Yeah. That's the move he uses quite often, but Gabrielle's been
scouting him, obviously.
(Gabrielle reaches into the ring, and grabs Spider's ankle. She trips him up,
and jumps onto the apron. She springboards herself off of the top rope,
and does a corkscrew leg drop to Spider. She hooks a leg: 1.2.kick out!)
Jon McDaniel: Gabrielle didn't have the even weight distribution, and Spider
is too strong to be pinned THAT early.
(Spider rolls to his feet, and Gabrielle kicks him in the midsection. She goes
for a clothesline, but Spider ducks it, and then locks on a rear
waistlock. Spider puts Gab's arm around the back of his head, and lifts her up
for an Atomic Drop. Gab kicks her legs, and then backflips over the top rope,
landing feet-first on the ringside mat. She spits at Spider, and Spider grabs
the top rope, performing a slingshot body press to Gab on the
outside. He hooks a leg, and the referee rolls out of the ring and drops to the
ground: 1.2.kick out!)
Brian Rentfro: Ha! Dalton Campbell can be a real dumbass at times!
(Spider gets to his feet, and walks over to the ring. He grabs the second rope,
and rests his knee on the apron, ready to pull himself up. He then
looks at Gabrielle, getting to her feet a little slow, and hops off of the
apron, pulling up the apron itself and reaching under the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: What's Spider going for?
Brian Rentfro: I don't know, Brian, but you can be sure that this Renegade is
going to find something hard and heavy to beat poor, defenseless Gabrielle with!
Jon McDaniel: POOR, DEFENSELESS GABRIELLE?! Brian..SHE CAN KICK BOTH OF OUR
ASSES AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Brian Rentfro: ...
(Spider pulls out a garbage can with a pool cue and steel chair sticking out of
the top. Spider dumps the contents of the can onto the ringside floor,
revealing not only the pool cue and the steel chair, but also a "NO
PARKING" sign, a VCR, three trash can lids, a piece of sheet metal, a
barbed
wire-wrapped brick, and a cookie sheet. Spider picks up the pool cue, taps it on
the ground twice, and then backs up. Gabrielle gets to her feet, and
then Spider knocks her off the side of the head with the pool cue.)
Fans: OH!!!!!
Brian Rentfro: SPIDER, DAMN YOU!!!! THAT SEXY GABRIELLE IS A WOMAN,
DAMMIT!!
Jon McDaniel: Brian.SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! SHE DESERVES THIS AFTER THE CRAP
SHE'S PULLED ON MOST OF THE PWA!!!!
Brian Rentfro: But she's still a WOMAN!
Jon McDaniel: A woman that can kick many a men's ass!!!
Brian Rentfro: Shut up, Jon!
(Gabrielle gets to one knee, holding the side of her head. She pulls her palm
down a few feet from her face, staring at the blood that covers her
hand.)
Brian Rentfro:
SPIDER, DAMMIT!!! YOU BUSTED HER WIDE OPEN!!
(Spider picks up the cookie sheet, and holds it high in the air. He begins
walking over to where Gabrielle is kneeling, but gets punched in the gut,
dropping the sheet. Gab gets to her feet, picks up the sheet, and taps Spider on
the shoulder. Spider stands up straight, and the cookie sheet gets
folded right in half over his head. Gabrielle drops down for a sloppy cover by
only placing an arm over Spider's chest.)
Brian Rentfro:
1!
Jon McDaniel: 2!
(Spider gets a shoulder up, as Gabrielle slaps the floor in frustration.)
Brian Rentfro: KICK OUT, KICK OUT!!
Jon McDaniel: SPIDER KICKED OUT!!
Brian Rentfro: Gabrielle, listen to me. HIT HIM WITH THE BARBED WIRE BRICK!!
Jon McDaniel:
Whatever happened to being unbiased?
Brian Rentfro: SCREW BEING UNBIASED!!
(Gabrielle, seemingly hearing Rentfro's screams, picks up the barbed wire brick.
Spider stumbles to a knee, and Gab places the brick on the floor.
Spider turns around, and gets met with a knee to the gut. Gabrielle grabs Spider
by the back of his head, and then delivers a facebuster onto the
barbed wire brick.)
Fans: OH!!!!!!!
(Gabrielle picks up the trashcan, and tosses it into the ring. She then grabs
the steel chair, and unfolds it. Spider gets to one knee, and Gabrielle turns
around. Spider, who has trickles of blood streaming down his face from the
barbed wire brick, punches Gab in the midsection. Gab bends over, and Spider
stands up straight. Spider places Gab's head between his knees, and lifts her up
for a powerbomb.)
Brian Rentfro: Oh no. What is Spider doing now?
Jon McDaniel: I don't think you want to know.
(Spider walks over to the side of the chair, and then powerbombs Gabrielle right
onto the seat of it, folding it the wrong way.)
Fans: HOLY SHxT! HOLY SHxT! HOLY SHxT! HOLY SHxT!!
Brian Rentfro:
POOR GABRIELLE!!!
Jon McDaniel: Spider has the advantage now!
(Spider rolls into the ring, and then grabs the trashcan as he stands up. Spider
places the trashcan in a corner, and then turns back around, facing
Gabrielle. Gab, holding her lower back, tries to get to her feet, but keeps
stumbling down and landing on the floor. She has a great look of pain and
anguish on her bloodied face, but also the look of determination. She finally
slaps the floor, and stands up, albeit wobbly.)
Brian Rentfro: Look at the sheer determination of Gabrielle! After all of that,
she still got to her feet and is going to continue the match!
Jon McDaniel: Of course, Brian. She's a major badass.
(Spider bounces off of the ropes, and then goes for a somersault plancha. Gab
slides into the ring right at the last minute, and Spider lands hard on
the legs of the steel chair, the pool cue, and the barbed wire brick. In the
ring, Gabrielle smiles, and then rolls out of the ring. She picks up the
VCR, and then slides it into the ring. Gab walks over to the downed and hurting
Spider, and stomps on his face.)
Jon McDaniel: Real tough woman, there, that Gabrielle. Kicking a man when
he's down.
Brian Rentfro:
Hey, Jon, be fair: She STOMPED on a man when he was down.
(Gab brings Spider to his feet, and then rolls him into the ring. Gab steps up
onto the apron, and perches herself on the top rope. Spider gets to one
knee, and then punches the mat in frustration, standing up and turning around,
his face a crimson mask. Gabrielle stands up straight on the top turnbuckle, and
flips Spider off.)
Brian Rentfro:
Oh no. What are we going to see the precious Gabrielle do now?
Jon McDaniel: First off, Brian, SHE'S NOT A LITTLE ANGEL. Second off, she
appears to be going for a Hurricane-rana!!
(Gabrielle leaps off of the top rope, and then hooks her legs around Spider's
head, delivering a picture-perfect hurricanrana into a pin. The referee,
clearing some debris from ringside, slides into the ring and counts: 1.2.)
Fans: OH!
Jon McDaniel: Close call, but a kick-out at 2!
Brian Rentfro: Gabrielle better hear this. ANOTHER ONE!!!
(Gabrielle gets off of Spider, and then places the VCR, from the ring apron, in
the center of the ring. Spider gets to his feet, and Gabrielle leaps onto
his shoulders, wrapping her legs around his head, and delivers a quick
hurricanrana away from the VCR. Gabrielle gets to her feet, and then drops
down with a lateral press. The cover: 1.2.KICK OUT AT 2!)
Jon McDaniel: That was close!
Brian Rentfro:
Gab almost had it!
(Gabrielle points up to the sky, and goes onto the ring apron. She steps up to
the top turnbuckle, and holds onto the top ropes to steady herself.
Spider gets to his feet, and wobbles around, trying to steady himself so he can
stand up straight. Gabrielle stands up high and mighty on the top rope,
and then "slits" her throat with her thumb. The fans go nuts as Spider
turns around, in direct position for a Hurricane-rana onto the VCR, and his eyes
go wide. Gabrielle jumps off, getting some serious sky, and then lands on
Spider's shoulders, wrapping her legs around his head. She tries to go for a
backflip to complete the rana, but Spider holds on tight, standing still. Spider
pulls Gab back up, and then delivers a Liger Bomb onto the VCR,
smashing the back of Gab's head into it and destroying the VCR.)
Fans: HE'S HARDCORE! HE'S HARDCORE! HE'S HARDCORE! HE'S HARDCORE!
Brian Rentfro:
Damn. I haven't heart his chant since Philadelphia!
Jon McDaniel: Brian. you've never been to Philly.
(Spider gets to his feet, and then shakes his head. He rolls out of the ring,
and reaches back underneath the ring. Spider, searching for something,
pushes around a lot of useless "crap" and then finds what he's looking
for.)
Brian Rentfro: Uh-oh.
Jon McDaniel:
Brian, we should have known better! You can't have a hardcore
match in America without using.
Fans: TABLE! TABLE! TABLE! TABLE!
(Spider pulls out a table, and picks it up. He slides it into the ring, and then
rolls in himself. Spider stands up, and drags the table near a corner.
He sets it up so that one short-end of the table is near the corner, the
long-ends face the two corners to the sides of the one Spider is now
standing in. Spider looks all around the arena, and then points to the
turnbuckle.)
Brian Rentfro: Oh no.not this.!
Jon McDaniel:
Yes, this could only mean ONE THING!
Spider: HERO'S VICTORY!!
(The fans go nuts as Spider brings Gabrielle to her feet. Gab, on the other
hand, has other ideas, and begins delivering a series of punches and kicks
to the midsection of Spider. Gabrielle connects with a solid right across the
face of Spider, and Spider falls down hard. Gabrielle's hands now are
covered with her own blood and the blood of Spider. Gabrielle rolls out of the
ring, and reaches underneath it.)
Jon McDaniel: What is Gabrielle doing? She has Spider doomed in the ring!
Brian Rentfro: She's being smart and going for the overkill, Jon! Just like
Spider was going to do with the table, Gabrielle is going to do with
whatever.she.finds.uh-oh.
Jon McDaniel:
Uh-oh.
(Gabrielle backs up, holding a ladder. She backs into the guardrail, where fans
begin to pat her on the back, and the ladder is so long that it still
isn't fully revealed. Gabrielle begins strafing to her left, and pulls the
ladder out fully.)
Brian Rentfro:
That must be 20 feet long, Jon!
Jon McDaniel: And one can only tell what Gabrielle is going to do with that
ladder!!!
(Gab sets the ladder up at ringside, and then rolls into the ring. She grabs the
trashcan left previously in the corner, and then grabs Spider by the
back of his head.)
Brian Rentfro: And now, Gabrielle is going to demolish Spider with that
trashcan!
Jon McDaniel:
I wouldn't be so sure of that, Brian!
Brian Rentfro:
And why not, Jon?
Jon McDaniel:
BECAUSE SPIDER HAS THE REMAINS OF THAT VCR!
(Sure enough, Spider pushes Gab away and smashes a part of the VCR over her
head. Gab falls down, the trashcan tossed forward to Spider, who catches it, and
holds her head. Spider places the trashcan on its side in the center of the
ring, and then ascends the turnbuckle, his back to Gabrielle, as if to go for a
moonsault. Gabrielle, thinking quickly, stumbles to her feet and crotches Spider
on the top turnbuckle. Spider goes wide-eyed, and exhales slowly.)
Brian Rentfro: HAHA! GAB JUST CROTCHED CAMPBELL!!
Jon McDaniel:
I can see that, Brian!
(Gabrielle looks behind her, sees the trashcan, and then walks over to it with
an obvious limp. She grabs the trashcan and brings it closer to the
corner where Spider is crotched. Gab then looks at Spider, and wipes some of the
blood away from her face.)
Jon McDaniel: Oh no. oh NO. what is Gabrielle going to do now?!
(Gabrielle climbs up the ropes, and sits down directly behind Spider. She locks
on a rear waistlock, and then delivers a German suplex from the top,
landing Spider on the trashcan. Spider collapses in the ring, landing on the
back of his head, neck, and his upper back on the trashcan.)
Fans: HOLY SHxT! HOLY SHxT! HOLY SHxT! HOLY SHxT!
(Gabrielle, now in Tree-of-Woe position, sits up straight, and then un-does her
legs from the turnbuckle. Gabrielle stands up straight on the top
turnbuckle, and then does a corkscrew as she leaps off of the top rope, turning
the corkscrew into a 450 Splash in mid-air.)
Brian Rentfro: PHOENIX SPLASH!! PHOENIX SPLASH!!
Jon McDaniel:
It's all over for Spider!!
(The referee looks incredibly shocked, and as Gabrielle hooks a leg, looks on in
awe. Gabrielle looks up at the ref with a look of annoyance on her
face.)
Brian Rentfro: Count, ref, count!
Gabrielle: C'MON!!
(The referee shakes off some cobwebs, and dives down for the count, as the fans
play sing along.)
Fans: 1! 2! OH!
(Spider kicks out at 2 9/10, and the fans begin loud cheers.)
Fans: SPIDER! SPIDER! SPIDER! SPIDER!
Jon McDaniel: Can you believe this action, Brian?!
Brian Rentfro: THE STUPID REFEREE DIDN'T COUNT SOON ENOUGH!! IT WAS A SLOW
COUNT, DAMMIT!! GABRIELLE SHOULD HAVE RETAINED!!
(Gabrielle slaps the mat in frustration, and then slowly gets to her feet,
holding her ribs. Spider stumbles to one knee, breathing heavily, holding
his ribs and the back of his neck. Gabrielle walks over to the ladder, and
stands it up, leaning it against the corner turnbuckles. She walks over to
Spider, and then brings him to his feet. Gabrielle goes to whip Spider into the
ladder, but Spider reverses the Irish whip, captures Gab in a front
facelock, and then delivers a snap suplex to her onto the ladder.)
Brian Rentfro: NO!!!
Jon McDaniel: Oh my god! GABRIELLE COULD HAVE A BROKEN BACK!!
Brian Rentfro:
Damn you, Spider, damn you to hell!!
(Spider crawls to the bottom rope, and then pulls himself to his feet using the
ropes. Gabrielle does the same, and Spider grabs her by the back of her head.
Spider brings Gab to her feet, but Gab knees Spider in the midsection.)
Brian Rentfro:
Get revenge, Gab!
(Gabrielle picks up Spider in a fireman's carry, and then backs into the ladder,
ramming Spider into it. She then drops Spider to the mat, and
stumbles forward, falling down to one knee, bleeding profusely still.)
Jon McDaniel: Standing Samoan Drop onto the ladder!
Brian Rentfro:
That took a lot out of Gabrielle, but she'll continue, though!!
(Gabrielle stands up straight as Spider wobbles to his feet. Gabrielle backs up
a little bit, and then superkicks Spider. Spider flies back into the
ladder, but doesn't seem to be fazed by it a whole lot. Gabrielle backs up,
backed against the table in the other corner, and then runs full speed
towards Spider. Spider jumps towards the charging Gabrielle, spearing her down,
and then quickly gets to his feet, holding Gabrielle's legs for what
looks to be the beginning of a Boston Crab.)
Brian Rentfro:
Oh no.Spider, you asshole! GABRIELLE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS!!
Jon McDaniel: Shut up, Brian! Spider is the challenger, and he wants to do
everything and anything to win this match!
(Spider stands up straight, holding Gab's legs, and then catapults her into the
ladder. Gabrielle smacks chest-first onto the ladder, and Spider jumps
to his feet. Gabrielle backs up, wobbling, and turns around to be met with a
kick to the gut by Spider, who puts Gab's head between his knees, and then
powerbombs her down hard.)
Brian Rentfro: NO! GABRIELLE IS THE PWA HARDCORE CHAMPION!! SHE'LL KEEP THE
BELT,
DAMMIT!!
Jon McDaniel:
Calm down, Brian! It doesn't look good for Gab right now, but
she
MIGHT win this! I highly doubt it, though!
Brian Rentfro:
SHE'S GONNA KEEP THE BELT!!!
(Spider rolls out of the ring, and lifts up the apron. He looks underneath the
ring, and pulls out a folded steel chair. Spider slides back into the
ring, and stands up, his back to the now-risen Gabrielle, and displays the chair
for the crowd.)
Spider: HUH?!
(Spider turns around as the fans let out a chorus of cheers, and suddenly
Gabrielle delivers her patented pinwheel kick, the Waking Nightmare, right
to the chair, smacking the chair against Spider's forehead in a Van Daminator
sense. Spider goes down, hard, and seems to be knocked out cold.)
Brian Rentfro: HAHA!! I TOLD YOU GABRIELLE WOULD KEEP THE BELT!!
Jon McDaniel: SHE HASN'T WON THE MATCH YET, Brian! SHEESH!
(Gabrielle brings Spider to his feet, and then lays him out on the table. Gab
walks over to where the ladder is still leaning against the corner, and
grabs the ladder. She walks to the center of the ring, and then sets it up.
Gabrielle points to the top of the ladder, and the fans let out many chants
of encouragement, anticipating the next high spot.)
Brian Rentfro: Oh no.Gabrielle is going to kill herself to keep the belt!
Jon McDaniel:
Well then, Brian, at least she keeps the belt, right?
Brian Rentfro:
I don't want her to kill herself for it! Then I won't have ANY
chance with her!
Jon McDaniel:
Newsflash, Brian.you never had any chance with her anyways!
(Gabrielle slowly climbs up the ladder. She reaches the halfway point, and then
wipes some excess blood from her face. Gabrielle climbs to the top of the
ladder, and then straddles it, standing on the top run of both sides of the
ladder. She looks down at Spider, spits at him, and then flies off.)
Brian Rentfro: OH MY!!!
(In mid-air, Gabrielle turns her body to the left 45 degrees, landing in a
perfect semi-swivel splash onto Spider through the table, with the aid of
the 20-foot ladder. Gabrielle lies almost lifelessly across Spider's chest,
making a lateral press in essence. The referee drops down for the count:
1.2.3!! The bell rings, and EMTs rush down to ringside.)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, and STILL.
(The fans let out boos after realizing that the match is over, and a MoA member
has walked away victorious.)
Announcer: The PWA Hardcore champion.GABRIELLE!
("After The Flesh" blasts over the PA system again as the referee
raises Gabrielle's hand in victory, but the EMTs need to help her out of the
ring.
We cut to Jon McDaniel and Brian Rentfro at ringside, whose eyes are wide.)
Brian Rentfro: We will NEVER see another match like this, Jon.
Jon McDaniel:
No, we won't. This will forever go down in history as one of
the greatest PWA Hardcore title matches ever.
Brian Rentfro: Gabrielle can barely move. I wonder how Styx and Ridel are going
to feel now that Gab is most likely injured.
Jon McDaniel: Only time will tell. Fans, we're going to show you some replies
as the EMTs help Spider and Gabrielle out of the ring and to the nearby
hospital for treatment, and then we'll go on to the next match.
(The replay section includes:
*Gabrielle delivering the Van Daminator-style Waking Nightmare
*Gabrielle delivering the top rope German suplex to Spider onto the trashcan
*Spider catapulting Gab into the ladder, and then powerbombing her
*Spider Liger Bombing Gab onto the VCR
*Spider smashing the remains of the VCR over Gabrielle's head
*Gabrielle jumping off of the ladder with the semi-swivel splash through the
table to Spider for the win.)
Ring Announcer: First the challener, from Dummeysville, Florida, weighing in at two hundred forty-eight pounds, being accompied by Chip, Rod Tidddddddddddddwell.
(The arena lights up as the picture of a lumberjack chopping down a tree comes on the ADCtron. "Timber!" can be heard throughout the arena as the tree takes a mighty fall to the ground. The ADCtron then shows the process that is taking the wood from the tree and carving it into Chip Wood as "The Ventriloquist" Rod Tidwell makes his way down the aisle with his hand turned sideways and shoved straight up Chip Woods wooden ass. Chip manages to offend some women with some hollers as he makes his way down to the ring on Rods arm as they prepare to begin the match.)
Ring Announcer: And his oppenent, the PWA Grizzly Bear champion, from Hells Kitchen, New York, weighing two hundred and twenty four pounds… Ty Copassssssssssssssssss
(Lights dim as Linkin Park's "One Step Closer" blares over the P.A system. As Ty walks out from the back. He walks to the ring. Slides under the ropes. Walks to the corner and sits down.)
Ding Ding
Rod tries to do a lock up but Ty punches him with a taped up fist. Rob falls to one knee and touches his lip. He gets back up and tries to tie up again, and Ty goes to punch him in the mouth again but Rod ducks and kicks Ty in the knee. Ty grabs the side of his knee and Rod hits him with a double axe handle across his back. Ty falls to all fours and Rod puts his arm up in the air while he gives Ty a kick in the ribs. He goes for it again, but Ty catches his foot and spins his foot causing Rod to spin in the air and land hard on the mat.
Ty gets up and kicks Rod in the back of the head. He picks him up by his head and knees him in the gut. He whips Rod into the ropes and elbows him in the jaw. Rod stumbles back and Ty closelines him to the outside. Ty goes to the middle of the ring as the ref moves him away from the ropes, but then all of the sudden he runs to the turnbuckle and jumps on the top rope and hits cross body on Rod who is just had stood up. Both men are sluggish to their feet by finially Ty gets in and rolls into the ring. He stands up but from the outside Rod trips him, and climbs up on the apron and flips over the top ropes and hits an elbow drop onto Ty’s back. Rod uses the ropes to get up, still hurt from the cross body block, and kicks down onto the back of Ty’s knee.
Ty yells out in pain and tries to crawl away. Rod drives his knee into Ty’s back and whips him into the ropes. Rod runs into Ty and hits a high knee lift. Ty stumbles out of the corner and turns around and Rod hits a tornado ddt on him. Rod covers...1...2..3!
Jon McDaniel: That was totally unexpected! Rod Tidwell gets the win!
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, representing the Masters of Armageddon...Marcus Collins!
(The arena lights dim as "Nothing Man" by Pearl Jam comes on the PA. A spiraling array of lights erupt from behind the curtain. As this happens so too does Collins move out to stand atop the rampway, but not another moment passes before a waterfall of sparklers descend upon him, bathing his body in a sulfuric fury...Another moment passes as he stands inside the sulfuric storm. A prayer is given...it's unknown and goes unanswered as finally he emerges from beneath the waterfall...Collins, dressed in a pair of gray tights, black elbow and knee pads, and a white t-shirt looks out to the crowd and smiles. He takes a another moment to look to the fans, grins wider, and finally takes off for ringside.Marcus finally takes off to ringside at a jog. He hits ringside, jumps to the apron, and starts a one handed vault over the top rope, but as he reaches the peak of his vault he stills his body into a perfect one armed hand stand. He remains this way for only a second then he finally drops into the ring landing on his feet. The fans boom around him as he leaps to a turnbuckle and acknowledges them once again. Collins' music dies down, and he hops down off the apron...)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent...Showtime!
(The lights go out, and "What If" by Creed hits. Maroon fireworks shoot up from the entrance way for about thirty seconds. Then as the vocals start in "What If" Showtime comes out with Sarah by his side. He wears a sleevless shirt with the sides cut on it so it is like a pancho. The shirt is black and has the Showtime dragon on the front of it. He wears black trunks with maroon and white barbwire going everywhere on the trunks. Sarah is wearing a maroon tight t-shirt and leather mini skirt. As they walk down the ramp fireworks go off by the side of each of them.)
Jon McDaniel: The two men circle each other in the ring and finally move in to lock up. Neither man is moving an inch and Collins breaks the lockup. They circle some more and try for the lock up again. Showtime gets the better of this and powers Collins into the far corner. Senior referee Lance Weston steps in and demands a break and Showtime complies. Both men back to the middle of the ring and another lock up. This time Collins wins and pushes Showtime into a corner. Again, Lance Weston calls for the break and it is provided.
Brian Rentfro: Bah! What's with all these clean breaks? Don't they know you have to cheat to win?
Jon McDaniel: Not everyone has to cheat to make up for a lack of natural talent, Brian. Collins backs away and Showtime quickly hops onto the second turnbuckle and launches himself at Collins, taking the Master down with a flying forearm. Showtime lands in a roll and is quickly on his feet. Collins is up nearly as quickly, but turns around to eat a clothesline from Showtime! The crowd is very loudly cheering for Showtime's every move! Showtime turns his attention back to Collins and grabs a front face lock. Showtime goes for a suplex, but Collins hooks the leg and blocks the move. Showtime tries again, but Collins blocks it. Now Collins reverses! But Showtime flips around and grabs Collins from behind. Big German suplex from Showtime! 1...2.kickout!
Brian Rentfro: Don't let the near fall fool you. Even though that was an impressive move, Collins has more than enough left in him to kick out. That two count was a combination of shock and taking the extra count to catch his breath.
Jon McDaniel: Showtime applies a fujiwar armbar and pulls way up on the arm. Collins is reaching for the ropes, but is nowhere close to grabbing them. The crowd is chanting Showtime's name now!
Brian Rentfro: Showtime's got a sound strategy to control the pace of the match, but what he really needs to do is work on the neck. That'll make his finisher, the End Product just that much more devastating.
Jon McDaniel: You must be psychic, because Showtime lets go of the arm and steps over into a camel clutch. Collins really needs to get the ropes, and he tries, but they're still just out of reach. Collins is trying to stand! He's actually getting to his feet, with Showtime still on his back! I can't believe it. Even the crowd is impressed, cheering him on. The determination of the young man is winning over the fans, Master or not! Collins is on his feet and he falls backwards, sending Showtime crashing to the mat! Collins is up just before Showtime and leans into the ropes. He comes back with a clothesline, which Showtime ducks. Showtime nails him in the back of the head with a superkick!
Brian Rentfro: The force of that kick sent Collins sailing through the ropes and out of the ring!
Jon McDaniel: Showtime follows him out. Collins is laying on the ground, not moving so Showtime pulls him up. Showtime tries to whip him into the guardrail, but Collins manages to reverse it! Showtime crashes hard into the guardrail.
Brian Rentfro: I don't believe it! The crowd is cheering for both men. How is that possible?
Jon McDaniel: Showtime is back to his feet and runs at Collins, who backdrops him! Collins climbs onto the ring apron and comes crashing down onto Showtime with a legdrop! Showtime gets pulled up and rolled into the ring. Collins climbs back to the ring apron and slingshots himself over the ropes and lands on Showtime with a senton splash! Collins covers. 1...2.kickout.
Brian Rentfro: That was a close one. Both men have had a lot taken out of them during this match.
Jon McDaniel: Collins climbs up top and crouches down, waiting for Showtime to get to his feet. Now he launches off with a missile dropkick! Showtime sidesteps and pulls Collins to his feet. Showtime signals to the crowd for the End Product and they go crazy! Showtime lifts Collins up with a waistlock, but Collins flips backwards and brings Showtime down with a facebuster! Collins covers! 1...2...3! Marcus Collins has just beaten Showtime!
Brian Rentfro: Not just that, but there's a chance that this time next month, Showtime will be the World Champ, and since Collins has pinned him at Summer Sizzler, that's gotta put him in line for a title shot!
Jon McDaniel: What a great match, and it really could have gone either way. And now we're heading into the main events. Up next, PWA legend...Sirus Moran!
(Static bursts onto the screen for a few seconds. When the picture returns, we see the familiar PWA Dome, but the layout is slightly different.)
Moke Doshky - Introducing first, the former tag team champions, the Brothers Grimm!
(Sirus and Grifter enter the ring)
Moke Doshky - Their opponents tonight...Rage and Fear!
(Rage and Fear enter the ring)
Jon McDaniel -Rage and Fear rush the Grimms! They're laying a beating on the former champs!
Brian Rentfro - I knew it! The only way those hacks could win is by double
teaming the poor BGs. Those guys have already fought one match each tonight! This isn't fair! Ref, call for the bell!
Jon McDaniel - They whip both of the Grimms into the ropes, in opposite directions. The Grimms collide hard! Fear scoops up Grifter and hits the Death Wish! Rage grabs Sirus and puts him in the Fires of Rage! Fear covers Grifter! One, two, three! That was a travesty!
Brian Rentfro - That wasn't right! Those guys only had about 5 minutes since their matches were finished. That isn't time to rest up for a match agains former World Champs!
President Robinson (over the ADCTron) - I agree with Rentfro. They didn't have enough time to rest, but the ref's call will stand. Rage and Fear win the match. But, too bad for them, they didn't win the war. Grimms, because it would appear that you got ripped off, on Tuesday, you'll face the Tag Team champs for the gold! (picture starts going snowy)
(The picture on the ADCTron shows a now familiar video of the PWA Dome parking complex. The time and date show this to be the same video that has been at the center of the contraversy for so long. A man enters the frame, and when he turns, his face is revealed. But, it isn't Dr. Steven Remo. Fans gasp as they see the face of President Robinson. Robinson crawls under the car and comes back up a few minutes later. Then, a voice comes over the PA.)
Voice - Now you all see what happened to Banshee! The sick, evil mind of President Robinson knew that Rage was growing too powerful, and sought to remove him from the PWA, forever. But poor Beth got in the way, and she's the one that paid the price!
(Rage and Fear are watching the screen, both with looks of hatred. They run backstage. A cameraman catches up with them near the control center. They grab Robinson and start beating him senseless. After several minutes, they leave him beaten and bloody, while paramedics are finally able to enter the room to take care of him.)
Jon McDaniel - I'm not sure what is going on here, folks. Rage and Fear have left the arena, at least for now. President Robinson is being attended to by the paramedics backstage. It isn't clear right now whether he's going to the hospital or not. As for the video, I'm not sure at all what is going on with that. That's the second time we've seen it on a PWA PPV, and basically, it was the same thing, but with a different person's face on the body. Hopefully, we'll get to the bottom of this really soon.
Brian Rentfro - I've just got word that the show will continue. Robinson is hurt fairly badly, but we're going on. The next match is Dark Phoenix against Tundra. For the folks in the Arena, we'll have a live video feed, because this match will be fought at the local Church of the Glowing Taco.
(The static bursts onto the screen again, and the picture comes back to a confused looking Jon and Brian at the announcer's table.)
Jon McDaniel: I'm very sorry about that, folks. I've got no idea what that was all about, but it obviously wasn't the match you were expecting. Instead, you saw the Brothers Grimm take on Rage and Fear from the very first Summer Sizzler, back in 1999. While that was going on, I recieved a note from Nightstryker, who is currently in rehab for an addiction to PWA Powersauce bars.
Brian Rentfro: It isn't really rehab, Jon. He was filming a commercial for them and accidentally swallowed a tiny piece and they rushed him off to the hospital. You just thought it was treatment since he was in there for about 6 weeks.
Jon McDaniel: Well, nevertheless, the note is from him. It says that during the PWA tour of Europe, we're going to have a special tournament to determine the number one contender to the IC title! We'll have 3 mini-battle royals, each consisting of 4 contestants. The winners of the battle royals will go on to face Nightstryker in a guantlet match at London's Burning!
Brian Rentfro: I just got word from the back that the AOWF tag team match won't be taking place tonight. Turns out the Masked Lard found the title belts and thought they were really chocolate wrapped in gold foil and tried eating them. To make up for this, we'll have the rematch this Saturday in Bonn, Germany! And not only that, but the Cereal Killas will be fighting for the PWA Tag Team Titles at London's Burning!
Jon McDaniel: The European Tour is certainly shaping up to be very exciting! I'm sure all our fans across the pond will be very happy to hear that news! And that just leaves one more match tonight...the main event!
[Green and white spotlight begin flashing over the arena as Silverback comes down the aisle. The arena explodes in boos. The champ argues with some kids
as he makes his way down to ringside. He lies his title with the ring attendant, and looks to be threatening him.]
Jon McDaniel: "Silverback is making sure that title doesn't go anywhere."
Brian Rentfro: "Well with this new Panzadise crap, I don't think he has much to
worry about."
[Silverback climbs the ring steps and stands on the apron. The crowd continues booing as he enters the ring. He keeps arguing with people, as
well as dodging debris being launched at him. Just then the NAP theme music begins to play.]
Brian Rentfro: "Here we go. Dise is gonna get his ass whipped!"
Jon McDaniel: "Unfortunately, I may have to agree with you. Silverback is the
biggest asshole in the PWA...and he isn't gonna go easy on the panzy."
[Dise appears at the top of the aisle as the crowd continues to boo. Dise ignores the reaction and heads down to the ring. Silverback grins as he
races out of the ring. He sprints down the ramp towards Dise and begins lacing into him with punches.]
Brian Rentfro: "Dise should have stayed backstage!"
Jon McDaniel: "The champ is unloading on Dise. Dise falls down hard onto the
ramp. Silverback is now stomping away on the panzy!"
[Silverback grabs Dise's head and starts bringing him back to the ring. He throws him under the bottom rope and follows him in. He grabs Dise, gets him
to his feet, and drops him with a DDT. He then picks Dise right back up and backs him into the corner. He climbs the ropes and begins pummeling Dise
with right hands. 1....2....3....4....5....6....7....! The referee grabs Silverback and pulls him down warning him to calm down. Silverback pushes
the official and goes back to work on Dise in the corner.]
Jon McDaniel: "Silverback better watch out or he is gonna get himself DQed!"
Brian Rentfro: "Like he really cares..."
[Silverback stops the onslaught and again argues with the crowd. He is leaning over the top rope and screaming at the fans. Dise begins to get up
in the background.]
Jon McDaniel: "Dise is getting up! Silverback better watch out."
[Dise hobbles to his feet and notices the champ with his back turned.]
Brian Rentfro: "NAIL HIM!"
[Dise grabs Silverback and executes a roll up. The official hits the mat hard and begins making the count.
1
2
KICKOUT!
[Silverback kicks out and immediately attacks Panzadise. He throws him into the ropes and follows after him. Dise hits the ropes, and instantly gets
clotheslined out of the ring by the champion.]
Renterfo: "Why in the hell did Dise go for a roll up?!"
Jon McDaniel: "He is all business now, you have to respect his choice."
Brian Rentfro: "This idiot is wasting his world title shot. Why didn't Robinson
find someone else? Anyone else!?"
[Silverback slowly heads outside the ring towards Dise. He grabs Dise and tosses him into the steal steps head first! He laughs and charges towards
the panzy. With all his momentum he lifts a knee and prepares to drive it into
Dise.....
Dise moves out of the way!
Silverback's knee goes crashing into the steps and he is on the ground in
pain.]
Brian Rentfro: "The crowd is cheering, but I don't think it is for Dise. They
just want to see the champion in pain!"
Jon McDaniel: "There's no doubt about that."
[Dise gets up and realizes Silverback is down. He grabs him and brings him back into the ring. Silverback slowly gets to his feet, and Dise stares at
the opportunity. He then grabs Silverback and locks on an arm bar.]
Brian Rentfro: "I don't know if I can watch anymore!"
[Dise then pulls Silverback close and hip tosses him to the mat. He hits the mat as well and locks on a head lock. Silverback tries to escape, but Dise's
power is too much. Silverback then begins pleading with Dise to let him go.]
Jon McDaniel: "Well, if there is one thing the panzy hasn't lost, it is his
power. I don't see Silverback getting out of this head lock."
[Dise clenches the head lock harder as Silverback screams for him to let go. Dise then drops the hold and gives Silverback a breather.]
Brian Rentfro: "You have got to be kidding me! Dise actually mounted some
offense, and now he doesn't want to hurt him?"
Jon McDaniel: "Dise is just being a good sport."
Brian Rentfro: "I'm gonna puke!"
[Silverback slowly gets up and looks at Dise. He puts his hands up to signal for Dise to back away. Dise lets Silverback have his time. Silverback then
boots Dise in the stomach and smashes Dise's head into his knee. Dise is down on the mat holding his head.]
Jon McDaniel: "Silverback with a knee to the head! Dise has gotta be the most
gullible wrestler in the PWA."
Brian Rentfro: "Yeah...and he falls for everything."
Jon McDaniel: "How do I work with you?"
[Dise begins to get to his feet. Silverback grabs him and puts him between his legs. He signals for something and tries to lift him up. The champ
can't get him up, and Dise backdrops him to the mat. Both men fall and the referee begins a ten count.....
1......2.......]
Jon McDaniel: "Both men are down..."
Brian Rentfro: "Good call."
[4.......5.......6]
Jon McDaniel: "Wait a minute...who's this coming down to ringside?"
Brian Rentfro: "It's that fat chub....it's Carlos!"
[Carlos Baerga begins hobbling down to the ring as the crowd pops. He climbs up on the ring apron and begins distracting the referee. The ref stops the
ten count and begins telling Baerga to get off the apron.]
Brian Rentfro: "Why is Baerga here? Dise doesn't want anything to do with him."
[Dise begins to get to his feet in the ring. He stumbles as he stands up and notices Silverback down. He heads towards the ropes, and accidentally runs
into the referee. The official flies out of the ring through the middle rope. Dise looks shocked. Baerga beings trying to talk with Dise, but Dise
pushes Baerga to the ground with the referee.]
Jon McDaniel: "Well, we got a mess on the floor. Dise accidentally runs into
the referee....and then he pushes Baerga outside to join him!"
Brian Rentfro: I think we know how Dise feels about the NAP."
[In the ring, Dise is hanging over the top rope trying to see if the ref is all right. Silverback has already left the ring, and grabbed a metal fold
out chair. Silverback reenters the ring and holds the chair up high. The crowd screams as Dise turns around....
SMASH!
Dise gets leveled with a menacing chair shot! Silverback throws the chair down and begins screaming at the helpless panzy. Just then, Baerga slides
under the bottom rope on the other side of the ring. Silverback quickly turns around and notices Carlos. Carlos then tries to leave the ring, but
the champ grabs him. He delivers a right hand which sends Baerga down. Silverback then grabs Baerga from the ground by his pants.....]
Jon McDaniel: "The referee is starting to get up on the outside."
[Silverback gives Baerga a heave out of the ring. Carlos lands on the referee, and both men are again down outside the ring.]
Brian Rentfro: "I don't know what had to hurt more....Dise getting a chair across
his skull, or the referee getting Baerga launched on to him!"
Jon McDaniel: "Flip a coin."
[Silverback heads towards Dise, who is bleeding from the chair shot he took earlier. Silverback grabs the top rope for leverage, and begins driving his
boot into Dise's neck. The crowd boos, and garbage starts getting tossed into the ring. Silverback breaks the hold, and laughs. He then cocks back
and....
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
kicks Dise in between the legs. Dise squirms in pain as the champ continues laughing.]
Jon McDaniel: "I have never seen Panzadise more helpless."
Brian Rentfro: "You got Baerga outside the ring looking like a beached whale....the referee is outside the ring in a coma....Dise is in the ring
grabbing his privates....this is insanity!"
Jon McDaniel: "And you wonder why Robinson hates the MoA."
[Silverback paces around the ring. He almost looks like he enjoys the trash being thrown at him. Baerga is moving around outside the ring. He gets
up...and again heads back into the ring. This time, Silverback doesn't see him. Baerga comes up from behind and clips Silverback in the back of the
knee. The champ goes down to his knees, as Baerga winds up.]
Brian Rentfro: "Hit him you damn chub!"
[Baerga clocks Silverback in the face as the crowd explodes. Baerga then starts stomping on Silverback, and the champs hits the mat in pain.]
Jon McDaniel: "Baerga has mounted more offense in this match then Dise!"
[Silverback somehow gets back to his feet. Baerga puts up his dukes, but Silverback spears him to the mat. Quickly he locks on the Silver Lock.
Baerga is screaming in pain. Silverback pays no attention and continues yanking on the hold.]
Jon McDaniel: "Who's this?!"
[Tony Danza comes running out with a Nintendo. He slides it into the ring towards
Dise. Dise grabs it and manages to get to his feet. Dise stares at
the Nintendo, then at Danza. Dise turns around and sees Baerga in the Silver Lock. He looks over the crowd and smiles. Dise throws an NAP sign up as the
sold out arena explodes.]
Brian Rentfro: "LISTEN TO THIS PLACE!"
[Silverback hears the noise and breaks the hold. He gets up and turns around. Dise runs in....
CRASH!!!!!!!!
HUGE CROWD POP!!!!
The Nintendo explodes into pieces all over the ring! Silverback falls onto his back. As Dise jumps on the champ to make the cover.]
Jon McDaniel: "The ref is out cold outside the ring. We need a god damn....WAIT
A MINUTE!!!!"
[Another official begins racing down to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and begins the count....
1
2
3
KICKOUT!!!!!
Brian Rentfro: "THE CHAMP KICKED OUT!"
Jon McDaniel: "You have got to be kidding me. Come on Dise!"
[Silverback begins to get up, but Dise boots him in the stomach. Dise slams down onto Silverback's back with an ax-handle. Again Silverback tries to
fight the pain. Dise stands back and lets Silverback get up. He waits patiently, then heads in....
PANZONIC KICK!
Silverback hits the mat as the arena explodes.]
Brian Rentfro: "THE PANZY IS BACK!"
Jon McDaniel: "I can't hear a god damn thing!"
[The old referee begins getting up outside the ring. Baerga and Danza notice, and deliver a double clothesline to the ref. Inside the ring, Dise
again throws up the NAP sign and plays the crowd.]
Brian Rentfro: "I love it! NAP FOR LIFE!"
Jon McDaniel: "Thank god he's back....but he needs to get his head in the match."
[Silverback begins to make some movements on the ground. He gets to his knees, then his feet. Dise turns around and is greeted with a boot to the
stomach. Silverback locks his head, and pulls back for a suplex. Dise goes for the ride, and his boot hits the referee in the head on the way. The new
official is out, and both wrestlers are on the ground in pain.]
Jon McDaniel: "I told you...Silverback just won't quit."
Brian Rentfro: "Damn it Dise...get up!"
[Both men begin getting to their feet around the same time. Silverback gets up first, and outside Baerga begins bad mouthing him. Silverback pays no
attention. Dise is now just about to his feet as the champ hits the ropes. Baerga grabs his foot causing him to stumble....right in between Panzadise's
legs...the crowd gasps.....
PANZADISE BOMB!!!]
Brian Rentfro: "I can't take any more of this!"
Jon McDaniel: "Only in the PWA!"
[Dise jumps down onto the champ and hooks the leg. Again, there is no referee to make the count.]
Jon McDaniel: "Dise should be the new champ. This isn't right....."
[The announcers voice can no longer be heard thanks to the explosion of noise coming from the fans. The camera switches to the aisle way to see President
Robinson running down the ramp in a referee outfit. He slides into the ring and makes the count....
1
2
3!]
Brian Rentfro: "NEW CHAMP....NEW CHAMP!!!!!!"
[The NAP theme begins as Robinson helps Dise to his feet. Baerga and Danza rush into the ring with the belt to celebrate. The crowd noise is deafening.]
Jon McDaniel: "Dise has just captured the PWA World Title for an unprecedented
Fourth Time!"
Brian Rentfro: "Dise is back....woo hooo!!!"
Jon McDaniel: "This had to have been one of the craziest main event's I have
ever witnessed in my career!"
[Dise grabs the title from Baerga and holds it up to the crowd. Dise then heads over to the ropes and grabs a mic from the ringside attendant. He
stands in center ring over Silverback.....]
Dise: "Hey Monkey Boy....Welcome to Panzadise!"
[With that said Dise drops the mic and continues celebrating. Robinson begins throwing up NAP signs as the crowd eats it up.]
Jon McDaniel: "Folks, we are out of time. For Brian Rentfero, I am Jon McDaniel saying....goodnight!"
Brian Rentfro: "The MoA has been stopped!!!!!!"
......Fade Out........