(The camera sweeps across the Winnipeg Arena, showing a private luxury box full of Morans. Signs are scattered across the arena, mostly showing devotion to the Brothers Grimm and Al, but some for other wrestlers.)
(The crowd is getting anxious as the NAP music begins to blare
through the arena. Seconds pass, and soon Carlos Baerga and Don Beebe are
standing at the entrance ramp. Soon, Panzadise steps out in between them,
and the three men take time to soak in the cheers. Beebe and Carlos are
wearing Summer Sizzler shirts with the word "STAFF" on the back.
Dise is wearing an NAP Hockey Jersey, Jeans, and black shades. He heads
down to the ring as explosives shoot From all over the arena. Dise gets
handed a microphone, but has to wait until the place calms down. Literally
minutes later, he begins.....)
Dise: "Welcome to Summer Sizzler!!"
(The place explodes. An "NAP" chant begins as Dise tries to talk
over them...)
Dise: "I'm sure you all paid good money to be here....and the
NAP is going to give you what you deserve! There will be
surprises......there will be excitement.....and wherever the NAP is, you know
there will be some beat downs!"
(Dise hands the microphone to Carlos as the place continues screaming....)
Carlos: "Oh, and how can we leave out the most important
thing...."
Dise: "Yes indeed....not only will you get to see all
that....but you will also get to see the People's Panz win the PWA World Title
once again!"
(The arena is shaking in screams and applause. Dise grins and stands still
in center ring....)
Dise: "PWA, Welcome .....(Crowd Joins In)...... To......Panzadise!"
(Dise throws down the mic as the NAP music starts up once again. Dise
smiles as he exits the rig with Beebe and Baerga. It is scary to imagine
just what might happen here tonight...)
Jon McDaniel: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! The PWA is proud to be up north in Canada this evening for a night of action that won't be soon forgotten. My usual partner, Brian Rentfro, won't be here tonight. Instead, from the New Age Panzies, joining me will be Tony Danza!
Tony Danza: Hey! Man, I haven't seen this many people in one place since...well not in my career!
Jon McDaniel: It's gonna be a long night, folks. Tonight, we've got the returning ICON Prima Donna facing off against another returning PWA star, Shocking Shawn Jones. Also, we've got two new PWA members in Eric Draven and Remorse.
Tony Danza: Man, those two guys are scary.
Jon McDaniel: And don't forget the main event six man elimination World title match. Six of the PWA's best will step into the ring to fight for the big prize. And even though the action hasn't even started in the ring, plenty has been taking place backstage. Here's some footage that was shot earlier.
(The ADC-Tron comes to life with a black and white shot of President Robinson at a makeshift desk in the back of the arena. Nightstryker is sitting on the other side. Bud Adams is standing quietly by the wall. Nightstryker signs a piece of paper, Bud Adams initials it, then Robinson signs it. Robinson extends his hand, but Nightstryker ignores him, grabs his duffel bag and walks out of the arena.)
Jon McDaniel: President Robinson hasn't made any official announcement concerning Nightstryker, but after Stryker's actions in PWA Headquarters the other day, we are under the impression that he has been granted a full release from the PWA. As some of you already know, Nightstyker's merchandise has already been pulled from the shelves.
(Steve Morley comes out on the ramp with a microphone.)
Steve Morley: Look, this is a load of crap and everyone back there knows it. After working my ass of in the PWA for over a year now, I was finally supposed to get my moment in the spotlight, opening up the big Summer Sizzler pay per view. But what happens to the Birdman? That idiot Nightstryker quits the damn company and I'm screwed. Well I'm not settling for that. I'm wrestling tonight and I don't care who I face. So if there's anyone back there that has enough guts to face the Birdman on the first night of his new winning streak, then head on out here and I'll take you to school.
(Morley enters the ring and waits.)
Jon McDaniel: Morley has finally lost it!
(Heavy by Collective Soul comes on the PA and Moke Doshky steps out from behind the curtain and heads to the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: What is Doshky doing out here? And why isn't he in his turtle costume?
(Morley charges Moke, but the German catches him in a powerslam. Moke gets back up and hits a standing leg drop, then pulls the Birdman to his feet. Morley gets whipped into the ropes and Doshky nails him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker coming off. Moke pulls Morley up by the hair again and locks on a bearhug.)
Jon McDaniel: There's the Mokey Squash!
(Morley waves his arm, letting the referee know he submits. The bell rings, but Moke doesn't release the hold. The referee tries to break the hold, but Moke spins Morley around, knocking the ref down. Doshky then executes a belly to belly suplex and demands a microphone.)
Moke Doshky: Next Saturday, we're going to be in my hometown, Bonn, Germany. I'm issuing an open challenge to anyone with balls enough to face me.
Tony Danza: Why don't you fight him, Jon?
Jon McDaniel: I think he meant a wrestler, Tony.
Tony Danza: Are you afraid?
Jon McDaniel: Moke really showed some brutal efficiency in that match. I get the feeling that Saturday is going be a fight, not a wrestling match. Next up are two of the newest stars in the PWA, Eric "Valek" Draven and Remorse.
Tony Danza: This match sounds pretty good, but you know what would make it better?
Jon McDaniel: (sighs) What?
Tony Danza: If a Panzy was in it!
(Draven starts out with a clothseline to Remorse. Remorse falls
down, but does a quick acrobatic jump to his feet and plows over to Draven, who
was attempting a kick to the face. Remorse keeps hold of Draven by the foot, and
twists it sideways, making Draven land on his face. Remorse
runs up to the turnbuckle and climbs on it, attempting an aerial maneuver on the
KO'd Draven, but Draven rolls out of the way and lets Remorse
land hard on his side. He goes in for the pin. 1...2...Kickout.)
Jon McDaniel: The match was nearly over right there!
(Draven pulls up Remorse and slams his head against the
turnbuckle. He attempts to repeated it, but Remorse turns it around and grabs
him by the
head, landing a face buster on the turnbuckle. He grabs him around by the head,
and drops his face on the mat. He goes in for the pin. 1...2...Kickout. Remorse
picks up Draven and drags him to the turnbuckle, where he begins punching him
repeatedly. Draven suddenly wakes up from whatever daze he was in, and slugs
Remorse in the jaw. The shocked Remorse stumbles back, Draven punching him repeatedly,
as this has turned into a fist fight. He lands one last punch, followed by a
neckbreaker. He finishes it off with a pin. 1...2...3!)
Jon McDaniel: Eric Draven picked up his first win in the
PWA, but both men put on a great show! Next up, we've got some returning former
tag team champions!
Announcer: Introducing first, The Unknown Demons!!!!
("Dead Bodies Everywhere" by KoRn hits the P.A. System, and as the low
pulsing of the begging of the song hits, the arena slowly flickers from dark
blue and blood red. On the screen, as this is happening, the camera circles
around a figure whose head is bowed, and is highlighted by a single spot light.
As the music begins, the light on the figure hits blood red, and the arena
flickers even more brightly, causing the crowd to stand up in anticipation.
Suddenly, just as Johnathan Davis screams, "Dead Bodies Everywhere"
the Unknown Demons appear, with pyros and a huge pop from the crowd. They slowly
strut down to the ring.)
Announcer: Now Introducing one half of their opponents, Fletcher!!!
Announcer: And his partner, The Prisoner!!!!
(Lust For Life' plays. Fletcher runs and jumps up and down the
aisle, the Prisoner following behind. Fletcher brings 'Al' along with him to the
ring, waving him in the air.)
Jon McDaniel: This match is bound to get violent!
(Both teams stare each other down in the ring as the bell rings. Fletcher then lunges towards Nikon and tackles him to the ground while Death Angyl takes down The Prisoner with a clothesline. Fletcher then picks Nikon up and clotheslines him over the top rope and to the outside at the same time The Prisoner low blows Death
Angyl and superkicks him to the outside. Fletcher and the Prisoner then look at each other and climb a corner each and dive to the outside on top of Nikon and Death Angyl.)
Jon McDaniel: Great communication between Fletcher and The Prisoner!
(Fletcher rams Nikon into the security railing and starts giving him knife edge chops as The Prisoner beats Death Angyl up the ramp and into the back.)
Danza: Where are The Prisoner and Death Angyl going?
(Fletcher then whips Nikon into the guard rail but Nikon bounces off of it to catch Fletcher with a vicious clothesline. Nikon then pulls away the padding on the floor and powerbombs Fletcher on the concrete. Nikon then picks Fletcher up and tosses him into the timekeepers table. Nikon then goes to pick Fletcher up again but Fletcher grabs the ring bell and rings it over the head of Nikon. Fletcher then throws the bell on the ground and gives Nikon a ddt on top of it.)
Tony Danza: Why did I just get a flash back of King Agony?
(The camera then cuts backstage where The Prisoner is beating down on Death Angyl with a shovel. The Prisoner then picks Death Angyl up and goes to ram him into a wall but Death Angyl blocks and rams The Prisoner into the wall. Death Angyl then beats The Prisoner through the back and into the parking lot.)
Jon McDaniel: Death Angyl has turned the tide on The Prisoner!
(The camera cuts back to ringside where Fletcher has Nikon in the ring and is beating down on him with a kendo stick. Fletcher then drop kicks Nikon through the middle rope and starts to beat him up the ramp. Fletcher then whips Nikon into the metal support of the
ADC-Tron and heads back down to the ring and pulls a table from underneath it. Fletcher then
carries the table up the ramp and sets it up beneath the ADC-Tron. Fletcher then nails Nikon with a piledriver onto the steel ramp and places him on top of the table. Fletcher then grabs the metal support of the
ADC-Tron and starts to climb it.)
Jon McDaniel: Don't tell me Fletcher is going to do what I think he is going to do!
Tony Danza: I won't tell you then.
(Fletcher then climbs to the bottom of the ADC-Tron screen and is standing about 15 feet above Nikon who is still on the table. Fletcher then attempts a senton bomb from 15 feet up on the
ADC-Tron but at the last second Nikon moves out of the way and Fletcher is sent crashing through the table as chants of "Holy Shit!" fill the arena.)
Jon McDaniel: My God! He is broken in half!!!
(Nikon then quickly picks Fletcher up out of the table wreckage and throws him about a mile off of the ramp and Fletcher hits the concrete 10 feet below with a splat.)
Jon McDaniel: No!!! I can not get any worse for Fletcher!
(Nikon then takes a run up and dives off of the ramp to connect with a Samoan drop from 10 feet up on Fletcher as another "Holy Shit" chant erupts.)
Jon McDaniel: God damn it Nikon! Pin the man and put him out of his misery!
(Nikon the covers Fletcher as the ref climbs down the ramp to count.)
1
2
2 3/4
kickout
Jon McDaniel: How did he kick out?!?!?!?
(As Nikon puts his hands behind his head in shock the camera cuts back to the parking lot where Death Angyl is puling The Prisoner off the roof of a car and is starting to beat him back towards the arena. The camera then cuts back to Nikon and Fletcher and Nikon is now dragging Fletcher back down to the ring. Nikon then rolls Fletcher into the ring and pulls out a giant box big enough to fit a man in from underneath the ring. The camera then gets a shot inside the box to reveal that it is full of thumbtacks. Nikon slides that into the ring and slides in another man sized box that is filled with broken glass. As Nikon slides these into the ring Death Angyl and The Prisoner appear on the ramp with Death Angyl still in control.)
Tony Danza: Here comes Death Angyl and The Prisoner!
(Death Angyl then nails The Prisoner with a chair shot and rolls him into the ring. Nikon and Death Angyl the position the two boxes in front of a corner each. Death Angyl then takes The Prisoner and Nikon takes Fletcher and they
both climb up to the top rope with the and raise them up into a powerbomb position. Death Angyl then powerbombs The Prisoner into the box of broken glass at the same time Nikon powerbombs Fletcher into the box of thumbtacks as another "Holy Shit!" chant erupts.)
Jon McDaniel: Will the suffering ever stop!?!?!!?!?!
(Death Angyl and Nikon then pull both Fletcher and The Prisoner out of the boxes. The Prisoner has lots of broken glass sticking out of his skin and is bleeding badly from the head while Fletcher looks like a human pin cushion. Death Angyl and Nikon then toss them both down to the mat and cover them for a double pin.)
1
2
3
Jon McDaniel: Finally! I could not take much more of that!
Tony Danza: I don't think Fletcher and Prisoner could either!
Announcer: The winners of this Hardcore tag match are, The Unknown Demons!!!
(Medics rush down to attend to Fletcher and The Prisoner as The Unknown Demons walk off celebrating.)
Jon McDaniel: It is time to move on.
Announcer: This is a special "Jersey through the Hoop" match. The winner will be the man that removes his opponent's jersey and puts it through one of the basketball hoops hanging over two of the ring corners. Furthermore, by special order of President Robinson, the loser of this match must wear the winner's jersey or be suspended without pay.
Announcer: Introducing first, from New Orleans, MVP!
("Hi, My Name is..." by Eminem hits the PA as the lights start to flash on and off. Blue flares shoot up in the air as MVP appears to a tremendous pop. He plays to the crowd as he walks smoothly down to the ring. He circles the ring slapping the fans' hands and when he gets to the announce table he stands on it and points out to the crowd. He gets down, climbs onto the apron and hops over the ropes as he walks to the middle of the ring. He does a taunt as a blue pyro goes off behind him.)
Announcer: And his opponent, coming to the ring with JoJo the monkey, Monkey McDee!
(Monkey McDee's voice booms over speakers, "WHO IS THE GREATEST?! ISN'T IT EASY TO SEE?! THE BESTEST OF THE BEST! OH YES. IT'S MONKEY MCDEE!!" "Brass Monkey", by Beastie Boys, soon blasts into the arena and as the first five notes are played, red fountain pyros go off horizontally across the entryway in accordance with each note. Red spotlights move rapidly around the arena as Monkey McDee enters. He is clad in a red tank top, and black wrestling tights inscribed with "Monkey" written down his left leg in red lettering and outlined in white. As he walks down the ramp, he smiles wide as his left arm swings behind his body like a tail. McDee rolls into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles, displaying "M's" formed by his fingers. JoJo scurries up one of the basketball nets and sits on the backboard.)
Tony Danza: This match reminds me of an episode of Who's the Boss where Sam was trying out for the basketball team and...(Danza's microphone mysteriously gets cut off)
(McDee and MVP circle each other and finally lock up. MVP takes control with a hammerlock, then lifts up using the arm and slams McDee to the mat. McDee grabs MVP's ankle and trips him. McDee locks on a half crab with amazing speed, but MVP is too close to the ropes. McDee breaks the hold, and MVP slides out of the ring to regroup. Monkey goes up top and tries to connect with a flying axehandle, but MVP catches him with one arm, spins and nails him with a urinage on concrete floor.)
Jon McDaniel: I think McDee hit his head on that one! A few more of those and he's gonna be talking like Danza here.
(Monkey starts to pull himself up, but MVP starts stomping him. MVP rolls Monkey into the ring then follow himself. A few more stomps, then MVP pulls his opponent up. MVP starts the Most Valuable Move, but Monkey shoves MVP forward into the ropes, then catches him with a release German suplex as he stumbles backwards. McDee pulls the jersey off MVP, but before he can do anymore, MVP hits a low blow. MVP hits a double arm DDT on Monkey and tries to remove his jersey. McDee grabs MVP's arm and pulls him to the mat, locking on a fujiwar armbar. MVP uses his other arm to poke McDee in the eyes, then kicks McDee out of the ring. Cash Money runs down the ramp as MVP corners the ref who's yelling about the eye gouge. JoJo runs down from his perch, and grabs MVP's jersey, then carries it back up top with him. Outside the ring, Cash Money hits the Ripped Off on Monkey McDee, then rolls him back in the ring. MVP gets out of the ref's way and takes off Monkey's jersey. JoJo drops MVP's jersey through the hoop as MVP is climbing up the other side to dunk McDee's jersey. The ref sees MVP's jersey hit the mat and calls for the bell.)
Jon McDaniel: I can't believe that! Even with the help of Cash Money and some great offensive moves, MVP got beaten by a monkey!
Tony Danza: How'd he train that little guy to do that?
Jon McDaniel: How'd they train you to do your lines on Taxi? Wait. Don't answer that, please. Next up, we've got the culmination of a huge feud here in the PWA. Chamelion and Dutch will finally face off for the TV title!
Tony Danza: Okay, I am confused about this next match up. At least, where the stipulations are concerned.
Jon McDaniel: As weird as it seems.. Chamelion has given Dutch the championship before this match begins.. So, officially, Dutch IS our PWA TV Champion.. and Chamelion must win it from him either by pinfall or submission .
Tony Danza: Well, let’s get on to the match then.
Ring Announcer: The following is scheduled for one fall, and is for the PWA TV championship. Introducing first.. the challenger… weighing in at 250lbs, and hailing from the Great Lakes State… led to the ring by his manager and brother, Raizzor.. he is CHAMELION!
["You Think You Know Me" begins playing over the loudspeakers and the spotlights hit the stage. Chamelion and Raizzor step onto the ramp and soak in boos and hisses from the crowd. Raizzor looks nonplussed but Chamelion is giggling up a storm as they walk down the ramp. Raizzor walks around to the other side. Raizzor sits down at the announcers booth, and grabs a headset]
Tony Danza (Startled): Umm, welcome Raizzor.
Raizzor: Thanks, Tony.. I figured I’d get the closest view I could during this match. My brother has come a long way, don’t you think?
Jon McDaniel: He has. But this stip??
Raizzor (shrugs): My brother has his reasons…
Ring Announcer: And now, introducing the PWA Television Champion.. DUTCH!!!!
[Dutch comes out, holding the PWA TV title high in the air, a huge grin on his face. He walks down the ramp, arrogant and self assured.. and slips into the ring. He hands the belt to the ref and he hands it to the time keeper. Dutch laughs at Chamelion and the two start to circle each other]
Tony Danza: All Dutch has to do.. is get DQ’ed or counted out.. and he will be the TV Champion for sure.
Raizzor: This is true. My brother has put himself into a very delicate situation. But I trust his judgement.
[Chamelion moves forward to lock up with Dutch, but the Champion ducks under and comes up behind with an elbow to the back of the head. Chamelion stumbles to the ropes, ticked off, and turns just as Dutch Clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor.]
Jon McDaniel: Dutch gets the upper hand early!
[Chamelion shakes off the cobwebs and walks around the ring to the announcers table, he leans over and Raizzor lifts the headset off and consults with Chamelion. Chamelion nods and turns back to the ring. Chamelion slides inside and the two men circle again. Chamelion again goes for a lockup, and again, Dutch ducks under, but this time, Chamelion spins and hits a strong back hand.. reeling Dutch.. allowing Chamelion to follow up with a drop kick.. sending Dutch out to the ring floor, right in front of the announcers table. ]
Tony Danza: The actions getting a little to close.
[Chamelion jumps down onto the floor, and picks Dutch up. Chamelion goes for an irish whip into the corner posts, but Dutch managers to reverse it.. and Chamelion’s head connects with the steel. Dutch steps forward, picks up the dazed challenger and rolls him into the ring.]
Raizzor: Dutch is showing great skill and self awareness.. it’s a shame he’s gonna fall soon.
Jon McDaniel: You’re so sure about that?
Raizzor: Absolutely.
[ Dutch slides in after Chamelion, picks him back up and tosses him into the ropes, Chamelion comes off and ducks Dutch’s clothesline attempt, bounces off the other ropes and shoulder blocks Dutch onto his back. Chamelion then quickly strikes with a serious of elbows to the chest..knocking the wind out of Dutch. Chamelion then moves to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle. He turns, and jumps, intending to drive his elbow into Dutch’s sternum, but Dutch rolls out of the way. Dutch climbs up to his feet as Chamelion rolls around in pain. Dutch gives a couple of kicks to Chamelion’s side.. and Chamelion rolls back out of the ring]
Tony Danza: Chamelion slides out to avoid any more damage!
[Chamelion leans against the apron to catch his breath, and when Dutch comes over, Chamelion reaches in and pulls Dutch's legs out from under him. Chamelion starts to pull Dutch out, but Dutch pushes with his legs and Chamelion hits the steel fence surrounding the ring. Dutch crawls the rest of the way out, and attacks Chamelion. The two exchange punches as the ref begins his count]
Jon McDaniel: A countout will be costly to Chamelion.
[Chamelion gets hit with a strong left hook and he stumbles onto one knee.. Chamelion then shoves his fist upwards, and strikes a low blow on Dutch!]
Tony Danza: That should be a DQ!!
Raizzor: Outside the ring.. ref’s letting it go.
[Dutch is in pain, and Chamelion hits a crescent kick, knocking Dutch down. Chamelion climbs into the ring, and grabs the ref’s attention, stopping the count. Dutch climbs gingerly and Chamelion immediately begins a ferocious assault. Chamelion DDT’s Dutch to the mat, scampers behind him and wraps his legs up into a Boston Crab]
Jon McDaniel: The ref is checking on Dutch.. he’s in pain but not giving up!
[Chamelion finally let’s the hold loose.. and turns around, straddling Dutch’s back.. he lifts his chin up and pulls hard. Dutch gets to his knees, the lifts up.. standing with Chamelion straddled on his back. Dutch rams himself backwards into the corner post, knocking Chamelion senseless. Dutch stumbles forward, catches his breath.. Turns.. and runs in to clothesline Chamelion. The Challenger ducks down and Dutch strikes his head on the ring post.. Chamelion grabs his legs and goes for a pin.. with his legs on the ropes. The ref counts.. 1……2… and sees the legs. He yells at Chamelion who just gives him an innocent look. Dutch stirs and Chamelion waits for him to get to his knees. Chamelion then runs and DDT’s Dutch’s face to the mat. Chamelion rolls to his feet.. and tries to pick up Dutch, who hits his own low blow with the ref not looking. Chamelion stumbles back, in pain.. and Dutch gets up.]
Raizzor: Hmm, very unsportsman like… Think I’ll get a closer look.
[Raizzor drops the headset and steps around the announcers table. Chamelion angrily goes for a swing at Dutch, who ducks, twists his arm around and locks him into the Lockdown!!!!]
Tony Danza: Dutch has his finisher locked on!!!! Chamelion’s squirming in pain!! Where is the ref??
Jon McDaniel: Raizzor is on the apron, arguing with the referee!! Chamelion’s tapping out.. but the ref is so busy with Raizzor he doesn't see it.
Tony Danza: Hey! That’s Mark Bagwell!! He’s running down to the ring with a steel chair.
Jon McDaniel: He just slid in and.. OUCH!! Right to the back of Dutch’s head!!!! Bagwell just creamed Dutch with the chair!
Tony Danza: Bagwell’s out of the ring.. Raizzor just jumped off the apron and the ref turns to see Chamelion struggling to his feet.. and Dutch laid out on the mat.
Jon McDaniel: Chamelion is shaking the cobwebs off, apparently angry about being caught like that. Chamelion grabs Dutch by the hair and lifts him to his feet. He’s locking him up and yes!! The Rupture!
Tony Danza: Chamelion hit the rupture perfectly, the ref counts.. 1….2……3!!!
Jon McDaniel: Chamelion has won the match, even if with help!
Ring Announcer: The winner, and NEW PWA TELEVISION CHAMPION.. CHAMELION!
Jon McDaniel: Chamelion slides out of the ring.. and goes to join Bagwell and Raizzor when the Prisoner comes out.. he slams into Bagwell.. knocking him down and begins chasing Raizzor and Chamelion back stage, Dutch slides out of the ring.. sees Bagwell.. and begins attacking him. Bagwell is able to get to his feet, and the two fight their way back stage!!
Tony Danza: What a match!!! Chamelion is the Television champion.. .. by hook or by crook!
Jon McDaniel: And the Dark Forces have increased their numbers It seems!!
("Baby with Power" blares loudly over the PA system as a giant Jalapeno
pepper flashes on the ADC-Tron as do clips of the video and some of Sandra's earlier matches. Then as the clip of KWB break-dancing hits the screen white and gold pyros flash and KWB appears on the stage emulating the moves on the screen. The crowd starts cheering as they both make their way to the ring passing out
jalapenos. They both slide into the ring and go to opposite corners riling the crowd up)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall...and it is for the PWA Women's Championship! Now making her way to the ring...being accompanied by Krazy Whyte Boy, the Challenger...PSYCHO SANDRA!
Jon McDaniel: I think we're gonna have a new Women's champion after this match Brian.
Tony Danza: I wouldn't doubt it. Did I mention I like cheese? Anyways, you can't really count the Champion out yet... she HAS won the other 3 matches against Sandra...and that could play into the match either way.
("The Final Countdown" by Europe hits and Lindsey walks out accompanied by her husband The Spider)
Ring Announcer: Now making her way to the ring...being accompanied by the PWA Intercontinental Champion, The Spider...she is the PWA Women's Champion...LINDSEY CAMPBELL!
(Lindsey climbs into the ring and then hands the ref her belt as the bell rings. Shortly the two women lock up in the middle of the ring and Sandra knees Lindsey in the gut. Lindsey doubles over as Sandra bulldogs her.)
Jon McDaniel: It really looks like Sandra's fired up for this match...so far she's making an excellent showing...
(Lindsey is quick to her feet and Sandra Irish whips her into the ropes and then spears Sandra to the mat. Lindsey, hoping to wrap this match up quickly goes for a quick cover and scores a one count)
Jon McDaniel: Oh my...just a one count...
(Sandra is quick to her feet as Lindsey charges towards her. Sandra goes down for a drop toe hold. Both women are quick to their feet and Lindsey goes to work on Sandra with a flurry of right hands. Sandra staggers back and gets taken down by a second spear. Lindsey gets up and drags Sandra up by her hair and then tries to Irish whip Sandra into the ropes but it gets reversed and as Lindsey starts to rebound Sandra goes up for a drop-kick but Lindsey stops herself by grabbing the ropes as Sandra falls to the mat)
Tony Danza: Looks like Lindsey's taking charge of this match...
(Sandra kicks back up to her feet as they start trading right hands. Then Lindsey connects with a kick to thee gut doubling Sandra over as Lindsey connects with a DDT. Lindsey rolls her up for a 2 count)
Jon McDaniel: The Champion is definitely trying to end this one as quickly as possible. These women...both spectacular athletes...both want that tile as much as the other... this could be a long one folks
(After the count is broken Lindsey gets up and starts gloating a but, waving to the crowd and such. Sandra staggers to her feet and drop-kicks her in the back of the head. Sandra rolls her over and covers and scores a 2 count. Sandra pulls Lindsey to her feet and then the two women g at each other with another flurry of traded blows. Sandra then whips her into the ropes again. Lindsey continues her charge and Sandra lifts her up for a back body drop.)
Jon McDaniel: It seems that the champion is making some big mistakes here...this could be the edge that Sandra needs to score the pin.
Tony Danza: But you can't count out Spider... I mean at any moment he could POW change the whole outcome of the match
Jon McDaniel: Pow?
(Lindsey gets up and grabs Sandra trying to whip her into the corner, instead, she hits the ref knocking him out and her as well. Lindsey slaps Sandra awake before grabbing her by the hair dragging her to her feet. Sandra starts hitting Lindsey with a flurry of attacks. As if on cue, The Spider slides into the ring chair in hand and clocks Sandra on the back of the head with it. Sandra goes down as KWB vaults into the ring charging towards the Spider. Spider swings with the chair, but KWB does a superkick to the chair smacking it back into Spider's face. KWB then leaps to his feet and gets behind him applying The Straightjacket)
Jon McDaniel: The Straightjacket! KWB has The Straightjacket on Dalton Campbell!
Tony Danza: Sandra and the ref are out. What's going on here? Did I mention that Swiss cheese is the best?
Jon McDaniel: Yes they ar...what? Cheese? What is it with you and cheese? Pay attention to the damn match!
(Soon after The Straightjacket is applied The Spider drops the chair and flutters into unconsciousness. KWB drags The Spider out of the ring as "Battery" by Metallica hits and BD rushes down 2x4 in hand towards Spider's unconscious form. BD then brings the 2x4 down hard on Spider's right knee and then knocks KWB away as he sets him up for the Big Ride and hits it right on the floor. Eventually...Sandra gets to her feet and wakes the ref)
Jon McDaniel: OH MY! Big Daddy exacting a little revenge on Spider for the tag match Wednesday night that he missed
(Lindsey charges Sandra once more, this time Sandra getting rather angered, hits the Lobotomy and then covering for the 1.......2.......3)
Ring Announcer: Here's your winner...and New Women's champion...PSYCHO SANDRA!
Jon McDaniel: What an awesome match this was....Sandra narrowly coming away with the victory.
Tony Danza: Alright! Everyone Free Gouda at my place!
Jon McDaniel: Enough with the cheese already!
(KWB slides into the ring as Sandra is hopping up and down happily clutching the belt. she runs towards him and jumps up. KWB catches her and spins around a bit)
Jon McDaniel: Another exciting match, since both of these men are returning PWA stars!
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger! Prima Donna!
(The lights dim and fireworks come one and HOT STUFF appears on the ADC-Tron and Prima Donna appears in the entry way. Testosterone by BUSH plays as he dances down the aisle.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, the PWA Internet
Champion, Shocking Shawn Jones!
(Icp's "bring It On", blares over the speakers as the man simply known
as The Shock makes his way to the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: This is going to be a thrilling contest for the Internet
Title, it could go either way. And here we go.
(The two circle each other around the ring to start with both snapping at the
other but missing. Finally Shocker challenges Prima Donna to a test of
strength. When they are about to grapple Prima stops and flips Jones off.
Shocking Shawn Jones swings for a major clothesline, but Prima Donna ducks and
gives the Shock a dropkick to the back of the head. Shocker rolls to his feet,
runs in, and gets hiptossed to the mat hard. Once again Shocker rolls to his
feet and runs in, but this time he gets pushed forward towards the ropes. He
bounces back and Prima Donna leap frogs him. Again coming back Prima drops down
trying to go under him, but receives a hard forearm to the lower neck.)
Jon McDaniel: Some great action with both veterans showing great skill
and showing how they can outsmart their opponent.
Tony Danza: That was a great move by Jones, Shocker has the right
attitude, Prim Donna's too cocky and arrogant. Jones'll get the best of him
in the end.
Jon McDaniel: We'll find out in the end, but right now it could go either
way.
(Prima Donna climbs to his feet clutching his neck as Shawn Jones gets him in a
front headlock. The Shock leans to left then flies back to the right
with a swinging neck breaker furthering the damage to Prima's neck. As he rolls
on the ground in pain Shocker approaches and drops a knee to Prima Donna's neck.
Shocker grabs Prima Donna's head, and puts a knee to the injured part of the
neck and pulls back.)
Jon McDaniel: Shocking Shawn Jones is using some great ring technician
working on that neck. If he keeps him in this hold long enough Prima Donna may
have to give it up.
Tony Danza: Jones isn't gonna let up, he's gonna pound on that neck until
it snaps or Prima taps out.
(Prima Donna starts to call for the crowd and widdles his arms and finally gets
the bottom rope with his foot. He rolls up but is immediately sent hard
into the turnbuckle where his head obviously snaps way forward due to whiplash
and he lays motionless. After a 7 count he pulls himself up by the
ropes and walks into a couple stiff punches followed by a belly-to-belly over
head suplex forcing prima Donna to land on his neck. Shocker makes a
cover 1...2...2 3/4)
Jon McDaniel: Shocker was inches away from retaining his Internet belt.
I'm not sure that Prima Donna can last much longer.
Tony Danza: Of course he's not gonna make it, he doesn't have the heart,
not like Panzadise!
(Gingerly, Prima Donna climbs up to his feet, then ducks a clothesline only to
get kicked in the stomach afterwards. Shocker sets him up and then plans him
hard with a piledriver compressing the neck leaving the former ICON down and
out. Shawn Jones simply stares at the injure opponent laughing, and instead of
making a cover he lifts him up. He just stares at Prima Donna for a couple
seconds holding him up.)
Tony Danza: Hahaha! Shocker knows he has Prima Donna dead, he's about to
finish him off right now.
(Finally, Prima Donna comes to and gives Jones a kick to the crotch. He signals
to the crowd to a good response, then connects with the Heartbreaker!)
Jon McDaniel: Oh my god! What a move, what a great time to do it. Can he
make a cover!?!
Tony Danza: No, of course not, he's not man enough to make the cover,
he's too "winded" and "hurt" like a little baby.
(Prima Donna slides over and makes a cover 1...2...kick out! They both climb to
their feet Shocker sneaks in a low blow. Prima falls to his knees, then gets his
neck pulled strait back hard and he goes back up in pain as Shocker does it two
more times. Finally, he makes it to the corner
but is quickly stuck in the tree of woe. Shocker runs and tries a sliding drop
kick but Prima Donna lifts up and Shocker crotches himself on the
poll. Prima Donna gets himself down and then lifts Shocker up for a powerbomb
and sits him on his shoulders, but quickly gives way and falls backwards out of
the ring with The Shock still on his shoulders.)
Jon McDaniel: Oh my God! Shawn Jones landed face 1st on that guardrail,
but Prima Donna landed on his back, both may be out. The ref is starting the
count.
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4
5
6
both start to stir
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8
both get up
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Prima Donna scoop slams The Shock and rolls in
10!)
Jon McDaniel: Prima Donna wins! Prima Donna wins the match via countout.
What a match!
Tony Danza: BUT, he's not the Internet Champ since belts don't change
hands on count outs!
Brian Rentfro: This match is gonna be great!
Jon McDaniel: Yeah, Spider is a great Intercontinental Champ....
Brian Rentfro: You idiot, Too Panz is what makes it great, he is
the greatest wrestler in the sport....
Ring Announcer: First, the challenger. From the New Age Panzies...Too Panz!
(The NAP theme starts over the PA as Too Panz makes his way to the ring, followed by Scott Baio.)
Ring Announcer: And now, the PWA Intercontinental Champion! The Spider, Dalton Campbell!
(The Final Countdown by "Europe" begins to play just
as the arena lights go out and the ADC-Tron lights up with a picture of a giant
spider. The picture of the spider fades out and white pyros flare of the
ring. The Spider the comes down from the rafters on a harness and enters
the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: There's the bell, and both men are circling each
other. Too Panz starts stomping his foot and getting the crowd pumped.
Spider gets angered and charges in for a clothesline, but Too Panz ducks and
hits him with a right hand. And another, and another. Spider is
wobbling around, and Too Panz takes him down with Forearm smash.....
Brian Rentfro: Would you listen to this place....Too Panz....Too
Panz!
Jon McDaniel: Too Panz grabs him by his hair and gets him back on
his feet. He throws Spider into the ropes, and delivers a drop kick.
Brian Rentfro: Too Panz is now climbing the ropes. He signals
to the crowd, and is coming down for an elbow smash, but Spider moves!!
God damn him!
Jon McDaniel: Spider gets up and grabs Too Panz who is holding his
arm in pain. Spider sets him up, and delivers a neckbreaker in center ring.
Spider then wipes the sweat from his brow and flings it on the panzy.....
Brian Rentfro: Spider is a disgrace to wrestling.
Jon McDaniel: Campbell is now stomping away on the number one
contender. The referee tries to get in and stop the assault, but Spider
pushes him away and continues stomping. Campbell now goes into the ropes,
but is tripped up by Scott Baio.
Brian Rentfro: I hate Baio, but I have to give him credit there....
Jon McDaniel: Spider is furious. He begins yelling at Baio
outside the ring, but Too Panz comes up from behind and rolls up
Spider....1....2....kickout!
Brian Rentfro: 1 count away from gold....I can't believe this!
Jon McDaniel: Too Panz takes Spider and throws him over the top
rope. He then goes off the far ropes, and leaps over the top ropes and
hits a splash onto Spider. Both men go smashing into the guard rail and
look to be hurting. Baio hops into the ring and begins distracting the
referee....
Brian Rentfro: Brilliant....Too Panz is up and he has got a chair!
Swing batter batter swing!
Jon McDaniel: No....Spider ducked, and he just kicked Too Panz in
the stomach. Too Panz drops the chair, and Spider picks it up. He smashes
it over the panzy's head as Baio turns around to see the mess. Baio rushes
outside to help Too Panz to his feet as Spider rolls back in.
Brian Rentfro: Look at Too Panz, he is in a daze from that chair
shot.
Jon McDaniel: I think Too Panz thinks Baio is Spider. Too
Panz wobbles a bit, and knocks Baio out with a right hand.
Brian Rentfro: Get in the ring Too Panz, the referee is counting
you out.....
Jon McDaniel: Baio is to his feet, and now Too Panz and Baio are ducking
it out in the aisle way. The referee has hit 10!
Brian Rentfro: NO! Too Panz got counted out!
Jon McDaniel: Spider is still the PWA Intercontinental
Champion.....and you gotta wonder if Baio is the new number one contender....
Brian Rentfro: Shut up....
(A video package plays showing how this match came about. The War of the Worlds theme plays in the background as they show Brymstone beating Project-X with help from The Man in the Who's the Man? tournament finals. The scene then cuts to the match between Project-X and Panzadise and shows Project-X beating Panzadise for the title with help from the Dark Forces. The clip then shows Big Daddy and Ron "The Fear" Porter in action also and the words six man elimination flash across the screen as a split screen of the six men appears with the World title in the picture the clip then fades.)
Jon McDaniel: This is the match we have all been waiting for. He is worthy of holding the PWA World championship. We will find out tonight.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the main event and is a six way elimination match for the PWA World championship! Introducing the first challenger, Panzadise!!!!
(The NAP theme plays as Panzadise struts down to the ring wearing an NAP t-shirt. Panzadise then takes off the shirt and stands in the corner.)
Tony Danza: Project-X beat Panzadise for the title and has defended it against him once before, could the third time be the lucky charm for Panzadise?
Announcer: Introducing the second challenger, Sirus Moran!!!!
('More Human Than Human' plays. He runs and jumps up and down the aisle. He brings 'Al' along with him to the ring, waving him in the air.)
Jon McDaniel: Panzadise and Sirus seem to have some sort of alliance together along with The Spider but will that alliance hold up if it comes down to just the two of them?
Tony Danza: Both men want the gold and I think they will sell their own mothers to get a hold of it!
Announcer: Introducing the third challenger, Ron "The Fear" Porter
(Ron "The Fear" Porter then walks to the ring and eye balls Panzadise and Sirus.)
Jon McDaniel: Ron "The Fear" Porter could prove to be trouble in this match!
Announcer: Introducing the fourth challenger, Big Daddy!!!!
("Battery" by Metallica blares over the p.a. system. Up on the ADC-Tron appear the words "Big Daddy" in big silver letters. The video screen shows some of his matches, and his winning of the IC belt. The lights start flashing like Kronic's
entrance, with the addition of blue and silver lights flashing around the arena on the fans. He comes, escorted by Britanny and stands on the ramp. He looks around, grins, and he and Britanny head to the ring. He pulls himself up onto the apron, as she climbs the metal steps and he holds the rope down for her, she gets in, he steps into the ring, and pryos start going off as he stands in one of the corners, arms held high.)
Tony Danza: Big Daddy is a wild card in this match!
Announcer: And the fifth challenger, he is the winner of the Who's the Man? tournament, he is Brymstone!!!!
("Sad But True" plays on the PA system and the entire arena goes dark. A dark threatening voice is heard saying "Who dares stand before the might of Hell falls beneath it's sword...Beware the coming of the Destroyer." Across the ADC-Tron flashes some of Brymstone's earlier matches along with visions of his dogs Cerberus and Lucifer. A dark blue light shines on the stage and Nina Daemon clad in a dark black robe with a silver ankh on the hood walks out and throws her silver ankh onto the stage. Flames burst out as Brymstone rises to the stage. Brymstone stoops to pick up the ankh and hands it back to Nina. Once he starts down the ramp an eerie howling is heard and pyros go off forming the Celtic dragon. Brymstone wears a black bodysuit with forest green flames running up it to the middle of his chest. A face mask likewise decorated covers his face. He holds the rope for Nina and then climbs over the top rope. Nina throws her ankh into the air and it explodes into a green flash of light as Brymstone stands in the center of the ring, raising his arms above his head and slamming them down causing red flames to erupt at the ringposts (A tribute to his father).)
Tony Danza: Brymstone is a favorite in this match!
Announcer: And introducing the final participant in this match, he is the PWA Heavyweight champion of the World, he is Project-X!!!!
(The lights go out and everybody is left in the dark . The phantom of the opera starts playing and then suddenly a blinding white light covers the ramp and Project-X appears wearing all black and a black mask with a phantom of the opera mask over it. As he walks down the aisle the light turns white to green and then back again.)
Jon McDaniel: Project-X has had a good run as champion thus far, but will it end tonight!?
(The ref then calls all six men forward and asks them all to pick a number between 1 and 20. Brymstone and Panzadise get the numbers and they are the ones who will start the match. The other four then take their corners as the bell rings and Brymstone and Panzadise start sizing each other up. Brymstone then makes the first move and lunges at Panzadise but Panzadise dodges him and gives him a drop toe hold down to the mat.)
Jon McDaniel: Panzadise is toying around a bit here.
(Brymstone then stands up and tags in Big Daddy.)
Tony Danza: Here comes Big Daddy!
(Panzadise and Big Daddy lock up in the center of the ring. Big Daddy over powers Panzadise and sends him to the ropes. Big Daddy then catches Panzadise with a big boot and sends him flying down to the mat. Big Daddy then picks Panzadise and nails him with lefts and rights before backing him up into a corner. Big Daddy then bends over and nails Panzadise with a few shoulders to the ribs.)
Jon McDaniel: Big Daddy has taken control here.
(Big Daddy then holds Panzadise in an abdominal stretch and tags in Project-X. Project-X then gets into the ring and nails Panzadise with a boot under the lungs while Big Daddy still has him in an abdominal stretch. The ref then forces Big Daddy back into his corner as Project-X works over Panzadise with lefts and rights. Project-X then sticks Panzadise in between his legs and powerbombs him down to the mat and covers.)
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Kickout
Jon McDaniel: Panzadise is not willing to let this title chance slip out of his hands!
(Project-X then tells the ref to count faster as he whips Panzadise hard into the corner and tags in Ron "The Fear" Porter. Porter then comes in and chokes Panzadise in the corner. The ref counts to 4 and Porter lets go. Porter then whips Panzadise to the ropes to nail him with a sidewalk slam and covers.)
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Kickout
Tony Danza: Panzadise needs a tag badly!
(Porter stomps Panzadise in the face before picking him up and whipping him into the ropes again. Panzadise then ducks a clothesline from Porter and rebounds off of the ropes to catch him with a cross body. The crowd goes wild but Panzadise is too beaten down to take advantage.
Both Porter and Panzadise both lay in the middle of the ring as the ref begins a 10 count. He gets to 7 and both Porter and Panzadise start to stir and crawl towards different corners to tag out. Panzadise crawls towards Sirus Morans corner while Porter crawls towards
Brimstone's corner. Panzadise reaches Sirus first and he comes into the ring on a house of fire. Sirus then runs across the ring and drop kicks Brymstone off the apron and into the security railing before Porter can tag him. Sirus then whips Porter to the ropes and goes to the ropes himself to nail Porter with a spinning heel kick. Sirus then whips Porter into the corner and climbs up on top of him and starts punching him in the head as the crowd counts along, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.)
Jon McDaniel: Sirus is cleaning house on Ron "The Fear" Porter!
(Sirus then drags Porter to the middle of the ring and goes to the ropes to finish him off but as he bounces off the ropes, Brymstone who has now recovered grabs a steel chair and strikes it across the back of Sirus. Sirus then falls to the mat holding his back which gives Porter time enough to tag in Big Daddy. Big Daddy then picks Sirus up and piledrives him into the mat and covers.)
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Kickout
(Big Daddy then picks Sirus back up and goes to give him a powerbomb but when Sirus is lifted up into the air he turns it into a hurracurrana on Big Daddy.)
Jon McDaniel: Sirus just hit a hurracurrana on Big Daddy!
(Sirus then crawls over and tags Ron "The Fear" Porter back in while Big Daddy tags Brymstone in. Both men then rush in but Brymstone is the quicker of the two and catches Porter with a clothesline. While Porter is dazed Brymstone quickly picks him up and nails him with a Pits of Hell and covers.)
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Tony Danza: Ron "The Fear" Porter is the first one to be eliminated after a Pits of Hell from Brymstone!
(Porter then makes his way to the back as Project-X steps over the top rope and goes toe to toe with Brymstone. They start mouthing off to each other until Project-X shoves Brymstone and nails him with a right hand. The two then find themselves exchanging punches in the middle of the ring. Project-X gets the better of the exchange and whips Brymstone into the ropes. Project-X then catches Brymstone in a choke and goes to give him The Probe but Brymstone sticks his leg behind Project-Xs and trips him up before he can execute it.)
Jon McDaniel: I believe Brymstone may have found a counter to The Probe!
(Brymstone grabs Project X's arm and executes a face first Russian legsweep. Brymstone rolls to the corner and tags in Big Daddy. Big Daddy puts the boots to Project X then executes a surfboard/bow and arrow combination, standing on the back of the champ's legs and pulling back on his arms. Project X is able to get Big Daddy off balance and knock him off, but as BD falls, he pulls P-X's arm at an awkward angle.)
Jon McDaniel: Big Daddy may have yanked the champ's arm right out of the socket!
(P-X tags in Sirus who slingshots onto the top rope then nails a missile dropkick on Big Daddy. Sirus whips BD into the corner and charges after him only to meet a boot. Big Daddy hops on the second turnbuckle and hits a fistdrop on Sirus. Big Daddy pulls Sirus up and whips him into the ropes. BD catches him coming off, spins around and hits a side slam. He covers. 1...2..kickout. BD pulls Sirus up and sets him up for the Big Ride. As he pulls Sirus up, Sirus grabs BD's head and starts punching him in the face, finally sending the big man down. Sirus tags Panzadise, whips Big Daddy into the ropes, back body drops him, and Dise nails the Panzadise Bomb.)
Tony Danza: The Nameless Panzout!
(Dise covers. 1...2...3)
Jon McDaniel: Big Daddy is eliminated. Just four men left!
(Brymstone enters the ring to replace Big Daddy. Dise and Brymstone go toe to toe trading blows. Dise staggers first and Brym takes him down with a powerful clothesline. Brym takes Dise's legs and slingshots him into Project X, knocking the champ off the apron with Dise crashing down on top of him. Brymstone gets out of the ring and picks up Panzadise, gorilla pressing him and dropping him throat first on the guard rail. Then, Brymstone whips Dise to the other end of the ringside area, with the Panzy crashing into the announcer table.)
Tony Danza: Hey there Dise! How's the match going?
Dise: (weakly) Shut up Danza...
(Brymstone charges Panzadise, who steps forward and backbody drops Brymstone through the announcer's table and Tony Danza. One the other side of the ring, Chamelion and Nightmare run down the ramp and Chamelion swings hard at Project X's back with a baseball bat. Nightmare picks up the champ and chokeslams him on the steel steps, then they exit through the crowd. The ref checks on Brymstone and lets the match continue.)
Jon McDaniel: Danza is out cold! There is justice in this world! Brymstone and Panzadise have taken a beating. Sirus has to be liking his chances at the gold now!
(Project X is slowly getting to his feet and somehow manages to stand on the ring apron, though he has to use the turnbuckle to hold himself up. Brymstone gets pushed into the ring by Dise. Dise rolls in and starts to pull Brymstone up, but Brym grabs his throat and slowly stands. Brymstone hits the Pits of Hell on Panzadise and covers! One...two...three. Brymstone gets up and motions toward Sirus when the ref stops him and points at Dise's foot, which is on the bottom rope. Brymstone shoves the referee in anger while Panzadise gets to his feet. The ref threatens to DQ Brymstone, who backs off and turns to deal with Dise. Dise nails him with the Panzonic Kick as he approaches and covers. 1...2...3!)
Jon McDaniel: I don't believe it! Somehow Dise managed to pull off that one last move and put away Brymstone. Talk about luck!
(Sirus enters the ring to replace Brymstone while the badly beaten Panzadise tags in Project X. P-X comes into the ring, but he favors his arm. Sirus ducks a lock up and uses a dragon screw legwhip to bring the big man to the mat. Still holding onto the leg, Sirus turns P-X over in a liontamer. The champ won't tap out, but can't reach the ropes. Sirus pulls back further on the legs, digging his knee in deeper to Project X's back. The ref checks P-X's arm. It falls once. It falls twice. It falls the third time.)
Jon McDaniel: Everyone was targeting that back tonight. Project X must have passed out from the pain! It is down to just Panzadise and Sirus now!
(The crowd is roaring as Sirus stands alone in the ring, waiting for Dise to enter. The Panzy steps into the ring and looks over at Sirus. They lock up, and Sirus grabs a headlock. Sirus runs to the corner and hits a tornado bulldog on Panzadise. Sirus covers. 1...2..kickout. The crowd boos Dise's kickout. Sirus pulls Dise up and hits an inverted DDT as the crowd chants "AL AL AL AL". Sirus covers. 1...2..kickout. Sirus pulls Dise up and whips him into the ropes and ducks down for the back body drop. Dise stops shorts and nails the Panzadise Bomb on Sirus. The arena is silent as the ref counts. One...two..kickout! The Winnipeg Arena erupts as Sirus escapes defeat. Sirus gets to his feet, blocks a punch and lands one of his own. Blocks another and lands another. The crowd is to their feet. Sirus blocks a third punch, pulls back and lands a haymaker. Dise goes down. Sirus pulls the Panzy up and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Moran sets him up for a superplex, but Dise grabs Sirus' legs to block. Sirus tries again, but can't move the Panzy. Dise lifts him up and they both come crashing down with Dise landing a spinebuster. One...two...three/kickout! The bell rings and the referee raises Panzadise's hand.)
Jon McDaniel: Sirus kicked out a split second too late! Panzadise is the World champion again! I can't believe it! The crowd can't believe it!
(Sirus stands up and shakes hands with Panzadise. The crowd goes nuts as Dise puts the belt around his waist and the two men stand in the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: What an amazing night this has been. Don't forget to tune in Saturday when the PWA will be coming to you from Bonn, Germany! See everyone then!