[The Crowd is pumped for the first PWA Pay Per View extravaganza in over two months. The crowd is on their feet chanting "PWA" over and over and over. Various signs can be seen in the crowd saying things such as "The Man for President," "Go Home Project-X," "The Corpse Stinks," and "Take me Russell" White Fireworks scream for the entrance way and explode over the heads of the fans. "Oh Canada" hits the loud speakers and Acting President Crippler makes his way down in a wheel chair. He has a microphone in his hand.]

Crippler: I have two announcements to make. First of all, our deal with the ADC to have our weekly timeslots changed has fallen through. As a result Chaos and Rampage will continue to be aired on Wednesday and Saturday Respectively.

Secondly, Our internet title match has been canceled for this evening and will be aired on Saturday Rampage.

Last but not least, I am proud to announce the ADC board of directors has narrowed their choice for Vice President down to two people. There will be a vote held at a later date to determine who the new VP of the PWA will be. It is my pleasure to introduce them both to you tonight, please give a warm round of applause for Lindsey Westbrook and Jamal King.

[A stunning redhead walks down the ramp towards the Crippler. She is about 5’8 with a fairly slender build. Her curly red hair bounces up and down as she walks confidently towards The Crippler. She is wearing a blue sequened dress with a slit cut high up her leg. She smiles seductively at the Crippler as he hands her the microphone]

Brian Rentfro – Good god, Jesus Hezues Chris Jon, would you look at her. I know where my vote is going.

Jon McDaniel – She is quite an attractive lady I will agree with you there Brian.

Lindsey: Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen. I am Lindsey Westbrook (There is a huge pop from the crowd with quite a few males whistling at her) The Crippler has only given me a couple of minutes here so I would just like to introduce my self. My name is Lindsey Westbrook and hopefully I will become your new Vice President. I plan on taking the PWA to new heights of excitement and making sure that EVERYONE knows that it is the Hottest Action on the Net!

Crippler: Thank you dear, we have got a lot of action happening this evening I am Sorry to cut you short. Let me introduce at this time Jamal King or other Candadate.

[Jamal steps out from behind the curtain. He is fairly tall, about 6’3 and his skin his beer bottle brown. He has on a Jamican style woven hat and has dreadlocks over his shoulders. He jogs down to the Crippler and Lindsey and takes the microphone]

Jamal: What up, PWA? Jamal King is in da house! You want to keep this federation fun and cool, vote for me man. You will not be sorry. Peace out!

Crippler: Thank you Jamal and Lindsey, we will be hearing more from the canadadates in the weeks to come, for know just sit back and enjoy the show!

[Jamal heads backstage followed by The Crippler who is being pushed by Lindsey.]

Brian Rentfro – mmmmm…. She is fine, fine, fine.

Jon McDaniel – Indeed she is, wait there is something coming up on the ADCtron!

[We see a grainy picture with the PWA cam logo in the corner. It shows Russell in the back with Jamal. He is whispering something in his ear. They shake hands and walk in different directions.]

Brian Rentfro – What was that all about? Is Jamal a member of the cult?

Jon McDaniel – I don’t know Brian only time will tell.

Brian Renfro - This match is a Standard Match for the T.V. Title. On

his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 295 from Brandon, Manitoba,

Smiley Mack Moran!!! (crowd cheers *****)

['Hey Bulldog' starts to play over the speakers. Mack Moran pushes the curtain aside and walks through. Wearing his black combat pants, leather gloves and his Grey T-shirt with the smiley face with the bullet hole in it's head, he starts to head down the ramp. All of a sudden the music stops and is replaced by drums and a flute. Mack spins around ready for an attack. Sirus, Grifter and Fletch step through the curtains. Grifter, dressed up in an old red English soldier's uniform is playing a flute. Fletcher is wearing an old Confederate soldiers uniform and is playing a drum that's strapped around his shoulders and hanging in front of him. Sirus is dressed up as a Mountie waving a Canadian flag. 'Al' is in a carrier backpack behind Sirus. We recognize the tune as 'Billy, Don't Be A Hero'. Mack hangs his head, sighs and turns to continue towards the ring as the other four join him. When they all get to the ring Mack turns to them, we can't hear what he's saying but with his hand gestures we can assume it's 'Why?' After a few more moments of talking the three of them shake his hand and head off towards the locker room area. When Sirus turns around Mack pats 'Al' on the head. Then just he just stands there stunned looking at his hand. After shaking his head clear he hops up into the ring.]

Brian Renfro - and his opponent, weighing in at 260 from Crown Point, IN he

holds the T.V. Title belt, Elliot Shadow!!!

[Song The Unforgiven by Metallica, Smiley Mack Moran strikes Elliot Shadow

in the elbow. Dwayne Cross checks Elliot Shadow's boots and knee pads. (the

bell rings) Smiley Mack Moran tackles and begins punching Elliot Shadow.

Elliot Shadow is back on his feet. Elliot Shadow drives a forearm into

Smiley Mack Moran. ]

Jon McDaniel - Elliot Shadow with a Forearm Smash.

[Smiley Mack Moran slaps Elliot Shadow in the face. Smiley Mack Moran stands

up. Smiley Mack Moran connects with a flying knee. Elliot Shadow goes down.

Elliot Shadow gets up. Smiley Mack Moran kicks Elliot Shadow in the back of

the leg. Elliot Shadow lifts Smiley Mack Moran and delivers a back breaker.

Smiley Mack Moran is back on his feet. Elliot Shadow puts Smiley Mack Moran

in a reverse chin lock. Referee Dwayne Cross is checking for a tap out. ...

Elliot Shadow tightens the hold. ... Elliot Shadow tightens the hold. Elliot

Shadow breaks the hold. Elliot Shadow drags Smiley Mack Moran to the floor.

Dwayne Cross starts the count (.1) ]

Jon McDaniel - Elliot Shadow is doing quite well at this point in the match.

[(..2) Elliot Shadow slaps the face of Smiley Mack Moran. Elliot Shadow is

back on his feet. (...3) Elliot Shadow slaps Smiley Mack Moran in the face.

Smiley Mack Moran piledrives Elliot Shadow. ]

Jon McDaniel - Good Standing Piledriver by Smiley Mack Moran.

[Smiley Mack Moran takes Elliot Shadow into the ring. Smiley Mack Moran

kicks Elliot Shadow on the mat. Elliot Shadow gets back to his feet. Elliot

Shadow forearm smashes Smiley Mack Moran. Smiley Mack Moran punches Elliot

Shadow in the head. Smiley Mack Moran kicks Elliot Shadow in the head.

Smiley Mack Moran measures Elliot Shadow up and drops a closed fist. Smiley

Mack Moran climbs to his feet. Elliot Shadow climbs to his feet. Smiley Mack

Moran tries for a vertical Suplex but Elliot Shadow avoids it. Smiley Mack

Moran puts Elliot Shadow in the Mandible claw!! The referee is checking the

situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Elliot Shadow is fighting the hold. Smiley Mack

Moran breaks the hold. Smiley Mack Moran short-arm clotheslines Elliot

Shadow to the mat. Smiley Mack Moran shoulder tackles Elliot Shadow. Smiley

Mack Moran applies an arm wrench to Elliot Shadow. Smiley Mack Moran covers

Elliot Shadow. Dwayne Cross counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Elliot Shadow escapes.

]

Brian Renfro - Smiley Mack Moran should have known better than to try for a

pin at this point in the match.

[Elliot Shadow executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Smiley Mack Moran. Elliot

Shadow goes for a pin. Dwayne Cross counts. ...1 ...2 Smiley Mack Moran

escapes. Smiley Mack Moran is up again. ]

Brian Renfro - The WWF is the only place for entertainment like this!

[Elliot Shadow slaps Smiley Mack Moran in the face. Elliot Shadow gets up.

Elliot Shadow forearm smashes Smiley Mack Moran. Smiley Mack Moran lifts

Elliot Shadow up and drops him on the mat. Smiley Mack Moran lifts up Elliot

Shadow and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Elliot Shadow slaps Smiley Mack

Moran in the face. Now Elliot Shadow standing. Elliot Shadow drives a

forearm into Smiley Mack Moran. Smiley Mack Moran delivers a kick to the

head of Elliot Shadow. Elliot Shadow is up again. Smiley Mack Moran tackles

Elliot Shadow and pummels his head. Elliot Shadow moves back to his feet.

Smiley Mack Moran grabs his hand and flips him to the mat. Smiley Mack Moran

falls head first into Elliot Shadow. Elliot Shadow is up again. Smiley Mack

Moran executes a neck breaker. Smiley Mack Moran sets up for the Maxim and

he hits it. He rolls up Elliot Shadow. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2

...3 ]

Brian Renfro - We've got ourselves a winner!

Brian Renfro - The winner of this match, and new T.V. Title champion, Smiley

Mack Moran!!!

What a match for the Internet title! You’d have thought they were fighting for the World Championship!"

Rentfro: "Or for a half-eaten hamburger…the pigs."

McDaniel: "Folks, its time to meet the challengers in the this tag team Championship match!"

Announcer: "Now coming to the ring, at 6’4" and 254lbs, from Chicago Il…one half of the Creatures of the Night…bringing Nightfall to all that stand against him, NIGHTSTRYKER!"

[Nightstryker appears on stage to the sound of a howling wolf. Blue pyros bloom as the man walks calmly to the ring. He arrives, tossing his sunglasses into the crowd, and takes a seat on the top rope.]

McDaniel: "There’s seems as though there might be some animosity growing between Nightstryker and his partner. I wonder if his single entrance means that the Creatures aren’t as much of a team as we once believed?"

Announcer: "And his partner, weighing in at 220lbs and standing 6’2"…hailing from Hartford, Conneticut…the mysterious man with the simian alter-ego…He demands to know that you’re a ‘Monkey’s Uncle’…Stephen ‘The Monkey’ McDonald!"

[From the arena speakers blares "Say You’re a Monkey’s Uncle!" As his music hits, pyros fountain: then, as McDonald enters, green spotlights circle the venue. He makes his way to the ring as clips flash on the Titantron.]

McDaniel: "And now for the Champions!"

Announcer: "Fans, please welcome the second tag-team of this match. They are YOUR tag team title holding Champions…first hailing from Winnipeg, Manitoba, weighing in at 234 lbs and standing an even six feet tall, master of a finisher so devastating that it no victim can seem to remember its name…SIRUS MORAN! And joining him with ‘Al’ in tow, tipping the scales at 6’4" 240 lbs, from Moose Jaw, the masked man…GRIFTER!

Fans…your champions…the Brothers GRIMM!!"

[Sirus and Grifter appear on stage, holding ‘Al’ between them. Grifter is shaking his head vehemently, but Sirus nods and, pulling ‘Al’ away from him, tosses the bear HIGH into the rafters. The cheering fans suddenly gasp in horror as ‘Al’ reaches the apex of his flight, begins to arc downward…and then zooms off around the arena! Fans cheer as a cape unfurls from ‘Al’s’ back, revealing a gigantic glass of milk on a black background. There is a red circle with line through it over the cowjuice, demonstrating his disdain.

‘Al’ comes to rest in the Grimms’ corner, the no-milk flag draping gracefully over the turnbuckle. Sirus and Grifter walk to the ring.]

Rentfro (rolling his eyes): "Here we go again. We’ve got some of the PWA’s weirdest goofballs in the ring, the Brothers Grimm, squaring-off against two newcomers calling themselves the "Creatures of the Night" in a match for the tag-team Championship. I think this title is the most worthless title we have."

McDaniel: "What are you talking about, Brian? The tag-team Championship is one of the most historic and coveted titles in the PWA. Some of our greatest competitors have been tag-team champs."

Rentfro: "Well, I never held the tag-team belts, so I can tell you that they aren’t all that important. Besides, is you’re going to have someone in your corner to help you, why go through all the trouble of going over to ‘tag’ them? I always just had my manager help me all around the ring."

McDaniel: "Some wrestlers want to follow the rules, Brian."

Rentfro (mocking him): "And some wrestlers are IDIOTS, Jon."

McDaniel: "And maybe some announcers, too?"

Rentfro (smugly): "Exactly, Jon!" (He pauses, looking confused as McDaniel smirks back at him.)

McDaniel: "I thought you’d never admit that, Brian." (Turns back to the camera.) "Well, folks: this match is gonna be a doozy. Not only are the champs facing two tough wrestlers in Nightstryker and Stephen McDonald, but they’ve got the added consideration of that 36’ Louisville Slugger suspended over the ring on a pole on one turnbuckle. That bat is fair game for either team, and could be the deciding factor."

Rentfro: "The Grimms don’t know how to use weapons—they’re always talking about how cheating is bad, interfering is bad, double- and triple-teaming is bad. Now they’re going to find out that being hit in the face with a bat is bad!"

McDaniel: "Dwayne Cross is checking both teams’ uniforms. It looks as though Grifter will start the match for the Grimms, and—"

Rentfro: "Yes! Nightstryker will start for the Creatures! I LOVE his bandana! It’s so cool!"

McDaniel: "There’s the bell!"

[Ding, ding…DING!]

McDaniel: "Nightstryker bee-lines for the opposite corner, headed for the turnbuckle over which is suspended that thick baseball bat. Grifter speeds-in from his corner, tackling Nightstryker from the side. Both men are down on the mat."

Rentfro: "At least Nightstryker had the right idea. Get the bat! Get it!"

McDaniel: "Both men react quickly, brawling from their sides, kicking and punching. Whoa! A no-handed kip-up from Nightstryker gives him the advantage, and he kicks Grifter viciously in the ribs as the masked man makes his way to his feet."

Rentfro: "Oooh! I think I heard a CRUNCH!"

McDaniel: "Nightstryker is going to work on Grifter with overhand rights, pounding away three…four…five times. A sixth? NO! Grifter with a falling arm-bar reversal!"

Rentfro: "See? No bat, no pin. Nightstryker is howling. What an idiot!"

McDaniel: "Grifter stands over the writhing Nightstryker, making no move toward the bat. He stomps Nightstryker’s head, then drags him toward Sirus. He doesn’t want to leave his opponent while he makes the tag…great forethought!"

Rentfro: "Oh yeah. That’s a hard one to think of. OOOH! Ding! Maybe he should have thought about what he would do if Nightstryker delivered a little lowblow action!"

McDaniel: "Nightstryker moves toward the bat again, but Grifter manages to trip him from the ground. Grifter tags-in Sirus as Nightstryker is getting to his knees…what is this!? Sirus runs UP Nightstryker’s back, kicks his legs forward and catches the bandana-ed one with a VICIOUS bulldog!"

Rentfro: "Now THAT was sweet, sweet can!"

McDaniel: "What?"

Rentfro: "I said that was a great move!"

McDaniel: "Sirus is unrelenting. He points to ‘Al’, then to the fans, then drops a quick leg drop on Nightstryker. The champ picks him up and moves to sling him into the ropes…reversed! Nightstryker catches him Sirus with a clothesline."

Rentfro: "What is the guy doing on the apron? He looks…what the hell? That’s McDonald…he’s going apeshi—"

McDaniel: (Clears his throat) "It looks as though Stephen ‘The Monkey’ McDonald is so eager to get into the match…he’s become the Monkey! He’s leaping up and down on the apron."

Rentfro: "Looks like he can’t wait any longer. He’s over the ropes and on Sirus! He’s pummeling that weirdo! Get him! Wait…get each other! Freaks!"

McDaniel: "The Dwayne Cross only sees Grifter as he begins to come into the ring to the aid of his partner. Cross and Grifter are arguing heatedly now…but The Monkey and Nightstryker continue to double-team Sirus."

Rentfro: "Where’s your bear now? Huh?"

McDaniel: "Nightstryker wisely exits the ring as Dwayne Cross turns to find The Monkey in the ring. The referee looks quickly back and forth between the Creatures, finally deciding that there must have been a tag that he missed."

Rentfro: "It looks like Dwayne might be getting kind of old…he’s missing a lot these days. Especially around his cranium!"

McDaniel: "Sirus is stunned in the ring. The Monkey climbs behind in and wraps him in a knee-choke submission move. Grifter is pounding the turnbuckle, waving frantically. Sirus screams, then somehow slips out of the hold."

Rentfro: "Grifter is really worked up. He looks like he could tear both of these guys a new a—"

McDaniel: "Whoa! He sure does look like he could tear them APART, Brian. Meanwhile, Sirus is up. He’s wobbly, but manages to dodge The Monkey’s charge. He catches The Monkey as he goes by, whipping around and delivering a cross-body DDT. Both men reach their feet slowly."

Rentfro: "These guys don’t know what a bat-on-a-pole match is all about."

McDaniel: "Sirus looks hurt. He brawls with The Monkey and both men miss punches. Finally, they turn and stumble toward their corners."

Rentfro: "Who’ll make it there first? Grifter is practically running in place…the tags are simultaneous! HERE WE GO!!"

McDaniel: "Grifter is DEMOLISHING Nightstryker with lefts and rights. He hooks his opponent around the neck with both arms…double underhook DDT! Grifter pulls Nightstryker to his feet…a jawbreaker! Oooh…Nightstryker is paying for the double-team he put on Sirus!"

Rentfro: "Grifter is just mad because HE didn’t think of it!"

McDaniel: "Dwayne Cross hasn’t noticed that The Monkey is crawling along the ring apron. He’s headed for The Grimms’ corner. In the ring, Grifter dodges a half-hearted haymaker from Nightstryker, then leaps, turns…and HITS HIM WITH A HURRICANRANA!"

Rentfro: "Sirus hasn’t seen The Monkey either…Stephan McDonald is near the corner…he shoots forward and grabs Sirus’ ankles, and pulls the champ’s feet out from under him! OH MY GOD! YES! FACE TO THE RING APRON! Does Sirus have any teeth left? He’s sitting outside the ring, maybe unconscious, with one hand to his bleeding mouth."

McDaniel: "OH MY! Nightstryker doesn’t have it much better. Grifter holds him high for a suple—NO! BRAINBUSTER! Wait…he’s just noticed Sirus. He runs to their corner, where Dwayne cross joins him. Grifter immediately turns…into a HUGE kick to the jaw from the Monkey! The Monkey is in the ring again, and Cross doesn’t see him! The Monkey slings Grifter into the ropes…double clothesline from the Creatures. The Monkey scampers back to the apron as Cross turns from Sirus, who has groggily rolled back on the apron."

Rentfro: "Grifter is dazed, but he’s mad as a hornet."

McDaniel: "Grifter and Nightstryker lock up…it’s a struggle…Grifter is shake from the sucker-kick and gets whipped into the corner…"

Rentfro: "The BAT corner! HE-HEEEE!"

McDaniel: "He’s got one hand tangled! Nightstryker runs for a splash…BIG BOOT! He comes back, throws two lefts, and wrenches Grifter to the top turnbuckle…the bat is dangling over them, but Nightstryker can only think of Nightfall! He wraps Grifter’s head…but HE’S MET WITH A LOW BLOW!! He’s still wrapped-up in the ropes, though, and Sirus is out on the apron…he’s no help!"

Rentfro: "This is SO exciting!"

McDaniel: "Nightstryker is coming back again. The Monkey is screaming wildly from the Creatures’ corner. As Nightstryker runs, Grifter unhooks himself! He catches Nightstryker on his sides, hoists him high in the air for a chest-press sla—OH MY GOD!! Nightstryker used GRIFTER AS A LAUNCH PAD!! HE’s on the top turnbuckle! He’s pulled down the bat, and as Grifter spins, confused…"

Rentfro: "WHACK!! Bat to the face!"

McDaniel: "GRIFTER FALLS! HE’S OUT…and Sirus is struggling to get into the ring! Nightstryker throws the bat down on Grifter, then puts on the pin…"

(1…)

McDaniel: "The Monkey hurtles across the ring, and Sirus groggily ducks him, pulling himself through the ropes as McDonald lands on the safety rail outside."

(2…)

Rentfro: "Yes!"

McDaniel: "Sirus stumbles toward the bat-corner, falls to break the p—"

(3.)

McDaniel and Rentfro: "OH MY GOD!"

McDaniel: "The crowd is going crazy! There are boos and cheers and people just screaming their heads off because their neighbors are, too! The Creatures of the Night have WON the Tag Team CHAMPIONSHIP!"

Rentfro: "Look at the Grimms: laying there in a broken heap."

McDaniel: "Nightstryker runs to the Grimms corner and smacks ‘Al’ from his perch…the bear falls to the mat next to his closest friends with an audible thud. That was uncalled for!"

Rentfro: "What the hell do you mean? Nightstryker and The Monkey can do WHATEVER they want!"

McDaniel: "Nightstryker meets the shaken-up Monkey outside the ring. Together they receive their belts from Cross. They hoist them into the air and celebrate."

Announcer: "Winners of the match, and NEW…TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD…The CREATURES OF THE NIGHT!"

[First Nightstryker’s, then McDonald’s music hits. They cheer their way up the ramp.]

McDaniel: "It’ll be sometime before the Grimms will forget THIS match!"

Ring Announcer - Now coming to the ring, weighing in at 245lbs. Standing

6'4" and hailing from Pittsburgh, PA. TROOOOOY MAAAARTIN!!!

[The lights go out and the arena falls silent. The ADCtron comes online and

"TROY MARTIN" comes across the screen, staying there for 15 seconds, then

switching to "W4F". A single spotlight comes across the ramp, and out walks

Troy Martin to NO MUSIC. Martin walks out into the spotlight revealing his

usual wrestling garb, of his signature black wrestling tights with "SIT ON

IT AND SPIN" written down the leg, he is wearing a black W4F T-shirt, and

the W4F World Title is wrapped around his waist. His died blonde hair has

been cut, and his goatee has been shaved. As soon as Martin steps into the

spotlight, PWA:" comes across the ADCtron followed by "SIT ON IT AND SPIN".

Martin is just standing on the ramp now, stroking his goatee and laughing.

A slow methodical tune starts to play as "THE PWA WILL NEVER BE THE SAME"

flashes across the ADCtron. The tune plays for about 30 seconds, and then

abruptly changes into "BREAK STUFF" by Limp Bizkit! As soon as it begins

Limp Bizkit jumps out from the crowd!!! Wes Borland, and John Otto come and

join a smiling Troy on his left, and DJ Lethal on his right. But where's

Fred Durst??? Just then Fred Durst come running down the ramp, with a mic.

The crowd is going nuts!!]

Fred - Yo what up PWA?? The boys and ME are out here to support our boy

Troy, and help take the PWA down! Don't mess biatches!

[Fred flips the mic to Troy]

Troy- You heard the man, I was getting a little bored around here, so I

brought in my buddies to liven things up around here! The PWA will NEVER be

the same!!!!!!!

[Troy & LB now form a mob now, and make their way to the ring to an enormous

pop. Troy & Co. enter the ring, and set up shop waiting for his opponents to

come to the ring.]

Brian Rentfro - Wow! Troy Martin has allied himself with rock superstars

Limp Bizkit! Who would've seen this one coming????

Jon McDaniel - I don't know Brian, but it should prove interesting.

Ring Announcer - Coming to the ring, tonight's second competitor in this

Hardcore match up, "Shocking" Shawn Stevens.

[The Shocker makes his way to the ring carrying a bedpan in his hand and

dragging a trash can behind in the other]

Ring Announcer - And now tonight's mystery opponent, Grendle!

[Grendle comes to the ring.]

Brain Rentfro - Grendle? Who's Grendle?

Jon McDaniel - I have no idea, Brian!

Brain Rentfro - I can't even see him? Can you?

Jon McDaniel - Yeah, but he's out of focus. He's looks a little fuzzy.

Brain Rentfro - Whatever. Let's get on with the match.

[Duane Cross signals for the bell and the match is underway.]

[The three men stare at each other in the ring. The Shocker looks to Troy

Martin who returns the look and nods. The Shocker tosses Troy Martin the

bedpan.]

Brian Rentfro - What is the Shocker doing? He's just asking to go back to

the hospital.

[While the stare down between the two men takes place, Grendle tries to take

advantage of the situation and creeps behind the Shocker. Troy Martin

points behind the Shocker, who quickly turns and nails Grendle with the

trashcan. Grendle stumbles back into the ropes. As Shocker goes to crown

Grendle with the trash, Troy Martin walks over to Shocker, raising the

bedpan above his head.]

Brian Rentfro - OH MY GOD! He is gonna take out The Shocker with the

bedpan! I knew it! This is great!

[With his other hand, Troy Martin pushes Shocker out of the way and proceeds

to smash Grendle with the bedpan and knock him over the top rope onto the

floor.]

Jon McDanial - Looks like you were wrong Brian. For some reason they were

teaming up to take out the newcomer, Grendle.

[Troy turns to face Shocker who is extending his hand in appreciation. As

Troy goes to shake the Shocker's hand, he slaps the hand away and kicks him

in the stomach. He follows it up with a bedpan to the back of Shocker's

head. Shocker falls to the mat in pain.

On the outside, the members of the group Limp Bizkit have gathered around

Grendle who is just now crawling out of the trashcan. Grendle looks up and

is met with spit in his eye from Fred Durst. The group starts stomping away

at Grendle who is now at their mercy.]

Brian Rentfro - Oooh, that's gotta hurt.

Jon McDanial - I don't think that's the impression Grendle wanted to make

this evening.

[In the ring, Troy Martin picks up an ailing Shocker and delivers a

devastating body slam to the mat and follows it up with a leg drop across

the neck. Pulling the Shocker by his hair, he tries to Irish whip him into

the corner. Instead Shocker reverses it and sends Troy Martin headfirst

into the turnbuckle. Troy stumbles back into the arms of Shocker, who then

hits Troy with a belly-to-back suplex.

Both men are down in the ring. Troy Martin rolls to the outside, pushes the

ring announcer out of his chair, telling him to sit and spin. The crowd

cheers Troy grabs the chair and heads toward Limp Bizkit and Grendle. Limp

Bizkit scrambles out of the way of Troy as he swings and hits Grendle with

the chair across the back. Grendle falls to the floor grabbing his back.

Martin tosses the chair into the ring and climbs in himself. Shocker is up

on one knee, hiding the bedpan behind him. Troy picks up the chair, holding

it in front of him, looks to hit the wobbly Shocker. Swiftly, the Shocker

brings the bedpan around his body, smashing the bedpan into the chair. The

chair hits Troy in the face, who falls back into the corner, still holding

onto it. The Shocker stands up and delivers a drop kick into the chair

which crashes into Troy's skull.]

Brian Rentfro - This is what the people paid to see: mindless violence and

destruction. GOTTA LOVE IT!

Jon McDanial - It is a great matchup, Brian. But wait, who is that making

his way down to the ring?

[Flecher Moran walks slowly to the ring carrying a large duffel bag. He is

whistling the Muppet theme song. Outside of the ring, he bends over and

starts taking hockey equipment out of it.]

Jon McDanial - It's Fletcher Moran! What is he doing down here? Even more

important than that, where's Grendle?

Brian Renfro - I don't see him. He probably ran home to his mommy.

[Back in the ring, Shocker has lifted Martin off the mat and proceeds to

punch him in the face several times. He tries to Irish whip him in the

corner but Troy reverses it and sends him into the turnbuckles. Martin then

performs a body splash onto Shocker's back. Shocker falls to the mat face

first. Martin spies Fletcher on the outside with the hockey equipment and

walks over to that side of the ring. Shocker is on his knees, shaking his

head groggily.]

Jon McDaniel - Looks as if Martin is going to find some more items to use in

this hardcore match.

Brian Rentfro - Well he certainly isn't going to talk about last night's

hockey game with Fletcher!

[Fletcher holds out a goalie mask to Martin who bends over the ropes to

reach it. Shocker is trying to stand up but he falls to the ropes wobbly.

The crowd cheers as Martin grabs hold of the mask but as soon as he does,

Grendle rolls out from beneath the ring apron.]

Brain Rentfro - That sneaky Grendle was hiding underneath the ring!

[Grendle grabs Martin's head from outside the ring and bounces his head off

the rope. Stumbling backwards, still holding the hockey mask in his hand, he

walks right Shocker who delivers his finishing move, The Shockwave.]

Brian Rentfro - Well it looks like this match is just about over. Good

riddance to Troy Martin. I personally kind of like that Grendle guy.

Jon McDaniel - You would. But wait! What is Shocker doing!

[Back in the ring, Shocker spits on Troy Martin and walks over to Fletcher

who is holding out a hockey stick. Grendle rolls back in the ring. Shocker

snatches the stick from Fletcher and turns around. He clotheslines Grendle

with it, sending him right back out of the ring. Martin is up to one knee,

holding the hockey mask behind him. The Shocker walks over to Martin,

holding the stick high above his head.

At the last moment, Martin swings the goalie mask into the groin of Shocker,

who drops the stick. Martin then stands up and slams the mask into Shocker's

head. Shocker bends over, clutching his temple. Tossing the mask aside,

Martin tells Shocker to sit and spin. The crowd cheers wildly as Troy Martin

performs the Trojan Horse on Shocker.

[Suddenly the lights go out and come back on spinning all over the place like the lights of a bomb raid, they soon form together as a spot light at the entrance ramp on one of the arenas walls, Over the loud speakers you hear an intro voice booming, And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, PWA and W4F wrestling fans of the WOoorlllld! (World drawn out), for your entertainment and your entertainment only introducing the host with the most, the King of Comedy, the MC of TV, the Super Hilarious Excitement filled, Action packed Fun wrestler and game show host, SHEAF!!!

[Sheaf burtsts out of the curtains clad in sparkly blue leisure suit style and a 50’s talk show host hair do. He is holding a microphone in his left hand and gives the crowd who is in an uproar of cheers a wave and a wink.]

SHEAF: (In his fast paced, shot gun style game show English) Ladies and gentlemen, and now the moment you have all been waiting for, PWa and W4F wrestling proudly presents, an Asian World Production, your favorite game show and beat down fest, "Wuss Ass or Whoop Ass!?" The crowd begins to cheer and laugh, as SHEAF runs toward the ring and somersaults onto the canvas, sliding and shaking his head from left to right Ace Ventura style he stops in the middle of the ring.

Both wrestlers have stopped their assaults on each other, or actually one wrestler has stopped pounding the near death opponent he was facing and watches SHEAF in amazement and dull confusion.

Brian Rentfro – Who the hell is this guy?

Jon McDaniel – I don’t know Brian, perhaps if shut up for three seconds he might tell us.

Sheaf looks at the opponents in the ring and begins to wave at the crowd and says:

SHEAF: Please give a round of applause to our two unknowing but soon to be god fearing opponents!

The crowd erupts and cheers loudly for the poor soul who is tired and beaten and just wants to leave with his victory in tact wrestler in the ring, and his fallen opponent.

SHEAF: Asian World productions proudly presents to you, their own undefeated and Asian world champion, the largest, biggest, strongest and most impressive package of pounding ever assembled in the Eastern culture, My Man, our Man (Makes a cirlce around himself at the crowd), and very soon to be (Points at the standing wrestler who is yelling and complaining to the referee) your Menace! KIIIIIiiiiiiMMMMMmmmOOOooooo!!!

The music strikes and the bell tolls finish as Kimo Steps out glaring, arms crossed, dressed in his patented spandex knickers, and all black boots. The black eye make up, 2 inches in width runs the length of his face temple to temple covering both determined and cold eyes. Hovering above is his black braided top knot on top of his massive head that is in conjunction with the rest of his frame. At 6’7", 363 he is an impressive sight. As the Pyrotechnics burst around him, he seems not to notice, only continues staring at the ring. The crowd cheers for what they don’t know, they just know this guy has style and flair.

SHEAF: (Holding his arm up to greet Kimo as he begins to run toward the ring, looks back to the wrestler still standing) Is he Wuss Ass or (Holds the mic to the crowd who screams deafeningly) Whoop Ass! I leave you to decide.

Kimo leaps into the ring and begins assaulting Troy Martin with rapid fire fists to the melon. Troy is still confused and now very much dazed stumbles around until Kimo spears him into the corner and begins to continually thrust his shoulder into the gasping opponent. Stopping, and allowing the mess of a wrestler to fall to his face Kimo backs away and, arms crossed stares at the man intently as if to decide what horrendous thing to do next. The crowd Cheers and SHEAF is running about the outside of the ring clapping his hands and getting the crowd more involved.

Kimo walks to the Shocker and jerks him up by the head one handed. Kimo lays him gently into the corner and hooks his arms over the top ropes. Kimo leaps out of the ring and picks up the table the announcers are sitting at, toppling their equipment onto the floor.

Brian Rentfro – I wish these outsiders would know there role and mind their own business.

Jon McDaniel – Look at the power and Strength of Kimo, though. He is awsome!

Kimo tosses the table one handed into the ring and leaps under the rope to where the man is still dazed. Placing the table on the man so as it covers his entire body Kimo then picks up Shocker who was nearly forgotten about and places him on his shoulder. Running full steam he spears the table with the man still on his shoulder and the opponent still behind the table as well. The crowd goes ecstatic in a cruscendo of orgasmic cheer!

Kimo pulls away the remnants of the table and drags his opponent off the floor and placing his head on the turnbuckle face first. Kimo then climbs to the top rope and, as is customary for his call sign of his finisher) Crosses his arms and glares at the crowd. They are loving it. Kimo grabs the opponent by his sides from the back and flips oup into the Razor’s Edge Position and quickly applies. "The Crucifix" Feeling the man go limp from exhaustion and pain, Kimo completes the application of "Kimo-Therapy" by leaping off the rope and spininng toward the mat and slamming down on top of the opponent who is now face first on the mat.

The announcers are in shock at what they have just seen. They begin conversing at the size and power of this mysterious man from Asia. As the crowd begins to writhe in pleasure and go hoarse from screams, Kimo leaps onto the floor and walks back to the arena exit, giving five and allowing himself to be patted on the back by his new found fans.

As Kimo leaves SHEAF somersaults back inot the ring again and does his little walk to the center. Facing both opponents who are now beaten and battered to near death he says:

SHEAF: Lets give a warm round of applause to our two contestants! Weren’t they just good sports? (SHEAF begins to walk in circles smiling holding the mic to the fans)

SHEAF: (Facing the two men) For being such great contestants it would be a travesty to send you away without a door prize! (SHEAF faces the crowd and gloats in the warmth of their love) As it is in all games there must be a winner and there must be a loser! (He pauses again and looks to the crowd) Who will it be folks? Wrestler number one? (SHEAF stands Shocking Shawn Stevens) The crowd screams an emphatic, NO! (SHEAF walks over to the wrestler who just received Kimo-Therapy, Troy Martin) How about wreslter number two? The crowd screams, YES! (SHEAF pulls the man on top of the other man and the ref applies the count) The bell rings and SHEAFS looks down to the man who has just "won" the Match. Mr. Troy Martin You have fought a valiant match and your breath is Minty fresh! For this we salute you! (SHEAF salutes the near dead man as Paramedics storm into the ring. SHEAF somersaults back into the crowd and runs back stage, all the while waving and clapping to the fans)

Duane Cross starts the count. 1…2…3]

Ring Announcer - The winner of this match, and new hardcore champion of the

PWA, TROY MARTIN!

Jon McDaniel - What an amazing turn of events! Troy Martin just received the

Hardcore Belt! Thanks to this guy named Kimo!

Brian Rentfro - Yeah, whatever. Grendle should have won that match.

Jon McDaniel - Why am I not surprised you would say that?

[The crowd cheers as Limp Bizkit climbs into the ring and gives

congratulations and high-fives to Martin. Troy & Co split into to two groups

who continue to beat on The Shocker and Grendle. After a few moments, Troy

Martin tell them to that's enough and they disappear backstage.]

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. The following match is a special triple threat contest for the PWA Intercontinental Championship. Making his way to the ring now, escorted by The Cult, weighing in at 315 pounds............RUSSELL!

The stadium goes black, after a second violins, piano,

nice soft church music, and angles sound over the arena. As this happens

Russell walks out, while the stadium is still pitch dark. The spotlight hits

on Russell as he crosses himself, and raises his arms to the side, hanging

his head low. Meanwhile the stadium is still pitch black as Russell walks

down to the ring, with the spotlight on him. He makes his way through the

ropes and walks out to the center of the ring with boos, and cheers. With

the spotlight on him the lights come on over the stadium, as do white pyros

from all the turn buckles, and he stands alone. Out of nowhere, people just

start coming from different places. People are coming from the audience, and

some are coming down from the raptures. There are about 15 or so guys, and

girls ranging from small to large, old to young.

Announcer: Participant number two.........REESE!

The arena lights flash as a festive Cajun jig plays, getting the crowd to rise to its feet in

anticipation. Blue and red floodlights bloom in the darkness and we hear creaking wood and rattling chains over a pressing, urgent march. Reese makes his way to the ring, steps between the ropes and walks toward Russell. The two men begin talking like old friends.

Jon McDanial: What's going on here. These two are about to go into battle against each other and they're talking like they're best friends.

Brian Rentfro: I think something's going on here. These two don't look like they're ready to kill each other. That could be a huge mistake.

Jon McDanial: Whatever's going on here, it can't be good for The Man. Let's go back to the ring.

Announcer: The final participant weighs is at 243 pounds and comes to us from Hollywood, California. He is......THE MAN!!!

The lights in the arena suddenly turn off. The only illumination comes from four green spotlights that are making passes over the crowd. An unfamiliar music is heard over the loud speakers. The music that is heard sounds like a symphony of tubas, trumpets and saxophones, all electronically digitized to make the hair on the back of your neck stand on end. The music sounds like

it heralding the arrival of a person of great importance.The Man's voice is heard, he says "Say it, Say I'm the Man" At the same time these words appears on the ADC-tron in large block letters. Bolts of green lightning spiderweb across these letters. Suddenly there is a great explosion and green flames shoot up from the entrance way. The music changes abruptly to "Start Me

Up" by the Rolling Stones. The ADC-tron shows The Man applying the lion tamer to an opponent until he passes out. It then shows The Man being handed a world championship belt. The Man then comes strutting down the ramp and enters the ring.

All three men head to neutral corners, but Russell and Reese keep looking at each other with sadistic grins on their faces.

All of a sudden the lights in the arena go out again, and the four green spotlights pass over the crowd one more time.

All three men in the ring look around, confused.

Jon McDanial: What the...........It looks like our technicians are having some trouble here. Bare with us ladies and gentlemen.

Brian Rentfro: Those guys really need to get their shi(BEEEP) together.

The Man's music starts and an unfamiliar voice is heard in place of The Man's, "Say it, Man, tell the world who the real man is. Say it! Say I'm the Man!"

Green, Blue, and Red strobes start flashing throughout the arena and Rage makes his way to the stage area. The crowd begins booing like crazy as he walks down the aisle to the announce table, sits down, and puts a headset on.

The Man stands up on the second turnbuckle, glaring at Rage with a real pissed off look on his face, not noticing Russell and Reese slowly making their way over to him.

Brian Rentfro: Rage, what the hell are you doing here? You have a match with The Corpse later, as well as the series for the world title.

Rage: Shut your stink hole, Rentfro! I'm here to watch The Man get his ass kicked by these two losers. I want to see if he can take two losses in one week!

Brian Rentfro: Hey, easy Rage. I've always thought you were the greatest.

Jon McDanial: Oh, please, spare me.

Rage: Rentfro, didn't I tell you to shut your sewer. Now SHUT IT before I feed this table to ya!

Inside the ring, Russell and Reese sprint to where The man is standing and pull him off the turnbuckle. The two men start pummeling The Man in the corner with a barrage of punches and kicks.

Rage: Yeah! Damn, hell, piss, YEAH! Kick his ass!

Jon McDanial: Watch it, Rage, we're live..........

Russell and Reese continue pounding on The Man, then swing him into the opposite turnbuckle. The man hits hard and falls to the ground. Russell and Reese rush over to The Man, pick him up and hurl him into yet another corner. The man hits again with a bang and falls limply to the ground. The two men stand in the middle of the ring, proud of their accomplishment, then slowly walk over the the fallen Man. They pick him up and throw him down with a powerful double suplex.

Brian Rentfro: The plan is working! These two guys are killing The Man here, he can't take much more of this.

Rage: I love it. I LOVE IT!! BEAT HIS ASS!

Reese and Russell pick up The Man, send him into the ropes, and knock him down again with a double clothesline. Reese picks him back up and slaps on a bearhug, lifting The Man into the air. Russell stands behind Reese, laughing in The Man's face.

The referee checks the man, lifting his hand into the the air once........twice........thr........The Man keeps his hand in the air as chants of "The Man" start ringing through the arena. The man begins pounding Reese with a series of headbuts, causing the big man to break the hold and go to one knee. Russell heads toward The Man, but ends up on the ground with a fireman's carry. Reese begins getting to his feed, but the man takes the opportunity to send him back down with a kick to the groin.

"The Man" chants begin getting louder as the fan favorite gains momentum.

Jon McDanial: They love this guy. What a show of courage from The Man.

Rage: Shut up, McDanial! Courage my ass.

The Man picks Reese up and sends him flying outside the ring, then turns his focus to Russell, but Russell grabs him and throws him down with a belly to back suplex. Russell picks him back up, sends him into the ropes, picks him up and throws him down with a powerful Gorilla Press Slam.

The Man lies motionless on the ground as Russell picks him up again and hits him with the Crucifix.

Brian Rentfro: That's it, it's over! We have a new champion.

Russell goes for the pin, and the referee starts the count. ONE............TWO...........THRE...........

Reese stomps Russell on the back, breaking the count. Russell gets up and the two men start arguing. It's tough to make out what's being said. Something about a "deal" and a "title shot". Russell grabs Reese, lays on the Crucifix, picks him up and dumps the big man outside the ring. Reese gets up immediately, clearly pissed, and grabs a steel chair. He climbs up onto the apron, but the referee is there to stop him.

Inside the ring, The Man stands up behind Russell, German Suplexes him and locks on "Who's The Man". The Man's screaming, "Say it! Say it!"

The crowd is going crazy. "You da Man" chants start rocking the arena.

Rage: No damn way! No way is that turd lick going to win that belt.

Rage throws his headset off, and rips a monitor off the announce table.

Jon McDanial: Rage! RAGE! What are you doing?

As the ref is still distracted by Reese, Rage slips into the ring and nails The Man on the back of the head with the monitor, knocking him unconscious. Rage stands in the middle of the ring with his hands in the air before spitting on The Man, slipping out of the ring, and heading up the aisle.

Russell covers The Man and the referee turns around in time to make the count. 1..........2..........3!

Brian Rentfro: New Champion, New Champion! Russell has done it.

Announcer: The winner of this match.....and NEW PWA Intercontinental Champion.......RUSSELL!!!!!!!!!!

Jon McDanial: This isn't right. Rage single handedly gave the belt to Russell. What is that man's problem?

Brian Rentfro: He's the REAL MAN, and he proved it tonight. HA!!

McDaniel:This next match should be huge it is between two of the main

attractions here in the PWA,The Corpse and Rage.

Rentfro:Yeah,both men have proven themselves in the PWA and this one should

be a classic.

McDaniel:Well I hear that they are about to start,so lets get you down to

ringside.

Announcer:The following contest is for one fall,about to make his way to

the ring is Rage!!!(crowd boos***********)

(A red light appears over the aisle and ring.Rage enters and makes his way

down the aisle.)

Announcer:And his opponent The Corpse!!!(crowd boos***********)

(The arena lights flash as a festive cajun jig plays,getting the crowd to

rise to its feet in anticipation.They clap and bounce,waving signs like

"Green Means Go" and "The Corpse is no Stiff".Suddenly,the lights dip.Blue

and red floodlights bloom in the darkness and we hear the creaking of wood

and rattling chains over a pressing,urgent march.The music is spine

tingling.On the ADCTRON flashes a grave yard scene,with headstones poking up

through swirling fog.The camera view then whips between the

tombstones,speeding up until it stops suddenly,focused on a single,cracked

memorial:it reads "The Corpse".Simultaneously he appears at the head of the

stage,and the audience responds with a tremendous rush of cheers and

applause.As he raises his hands over head,holding one fist enclose in the

other,red sparks flare and flow like mist over the edges of the

stage.Allowing the cheers to continue for a moment,he then walks

determinedely to the ring.)

(The bell rings and both men size each other up.)

Rentfro:This match should be a classic!

(Both men lock up in a test of strength.Rage wins the test of strength and

sends The Corpse down to his knees.Rage then picks The Corpse up and whips

him to the ropes.Corpse ducks a clothesline from Rage and rebounds off of

the ropes to catch Rage with a clothesline of his own.The Corpse then picks

up Rage and takes him back down to the mat with a snap mare into a chin

lock.)

McDaniel:This match is starting off at a steady pace.

(Rage then gets a surge of energy through him and he climbs to his feet and

elbows The Corpse in the mid section to break the chin lock.Rage then goes

to the ropes and catches The Copse with a drop kick right to the chin

sending him to the outside.)

Rentfro:What a drop kick by the big man!

(Rage then follows The Corpse to the outside of the ring and rams his head

into the security railing.The ref then stops his count and jumps outside the

ring to try and break the two up.Rage shrugs the ref off and tosses The

Corpse into the crowd.The crowd go wild as Rage climbs up on to the security

railing and dives on top of The Corpse.)

McDaniel:They are taking this fight into the stands.

Rentfro:I hope The Corpse and Rage pulverise each other!

(Rage then picks The Corpse up to get a low blow.Rage then falls to his

knees holding his sack as The Corpse shoves a fan off of his chair and grabs

the chair.Rage then gets up to his feet to be nailed with a steel folding

chair by The Corpse.)

McDaniel:Is the ref going to let that slide?

Rentfro:I think I like this ref he lets them go at it.

(The Corpse then picks up Rage and tosses over the security railing to

ringside. The Corpse then takes a few steps back and jumps up on top of the

railing and nails Rage with a spring board drop kick.)

Rentfro:What a move by The Corpse!

(The shouts at The Corpse to bring the fight back into the ring. The Corpse

does so after he gives Rage an Irish whip into the steel steps. The Corpse

then follows Rage into the ring and hovers over him like a vulture stalking

his prey. Rage then gets up to his hands and knees and The Corpse nails him

with a well placed boot to the face.)

McDaniel: It looks like The Corpse has Rage well scouted.

Rentfro: The Corpse and Rage better hope that they don’t use up all their

energy in this match, they still have the World title match straight after

this match.

(The Corpse then picks up Rage and whips him to the ropes. Rage ducks a

clothesline and rebounds off of the ropes to catch The Corpse with a cross

body. Rage then goes for a cover.)

1

kick out

Rentfro: It will take a lot more than that to put away The Corpse.

(Rage then picks up The Corpse and places him between his legs. Rage then

lifts The Corpse high into the air and plants him back on to the mat with a

sitting powerbomb The ref then goes down to make the count.)

1

2

kick out

Rentfro: Still more work to be done by Rage

(Rage then frustrated picks up The Corpse and gives him an Irish whip into

the corner. Rage then follows up with an avalanche and leaves The Corpse

dazed in the corner. Rage then sits The Corpse up on the top rope and climbs

up with him. Rage then delivers a devastating superplex to The Corpse.)

McDaniel: What a move!!!

Rentfro: You can tell Rage wants to get this finished early.

(Rage then makes the cover on The Corpse.)

1

2

2 1/2

kickout

Rentfro: Rage was only half a count away from winning.

(Rage then pounds the mat with his fists in frustration .Rage then picks up

The Corpse only to be low blowed and DDTed to the mat. The Corpse then comes

to life and sets Rage up on the mat. He then runs up and jumps on to the top

rope and nails Rage with a spring board moonsault. The Corpse then gets

straight back up and picks Rage up. The Corpse then places Rage in the corner

and nails him with a closed fist. The ref then walks over and starts giving

out to The Corpse. The Corpse does not pay attention and whips Rage out of

the corner into the ref knocking him out. Rage collides with the ref and

falls to the mat.)

Rentfro: Things are about to pick up, the ref is out!

(The Corpse then sees the ref knocked out and slides to the outside of the

ring. The Corpse then looks under the ring and pulls out a table and slides

it into the ring. The Corpse then sets up the table and places Rage on to

it. The Corpse then climbs up to the top rope taking time to brag to the fans

and leaps off of the top rope in an attempt to hit a flying elbow but at the

last second Rage moves out of the way and The Corpse is sent crashing

through the table.)

McDaniel: That is what you get for taking too much time.

Rentfro:I don’t know how either man is going to compete in the title

atch, they look like they have nothing left.

(Rage then starts to move and lays a hand on top of The Corpse but there is

no ref to count. Rage then pulls himself to his feet with the ropes and picks

The Corpse up.Rage then sticks The Corpse between his legs and tries to give

him a piledriver but The Corpse blocks it and back drops Rage to the mat. The

Corpse then hops up to the top rope as the ref recovers and nails Rage with

a flying leg drop. The Corpse then picks Rage up and whips him to the ropes

and nails him with a spinning heel kick. The Corpse then runs to the ropes

and jumps on top of them to use them to moonsault himself on to Rage.)

McDaniel: The Corpse is on fire!

Rentfro: And Rage needs an extinguisher!

(The Corpse then climbs up to the top rope and waits for Rage to get back

up. The ref then fully recovers as The Corpse launches a cross body on to

Rage but Rage catches The Corpse in mid air and plants him down with a back

breaker. Rage then picks The Corpse up and plants him down to the mat with a

chokeslam. He then picks him up again and sticks him in between his legs and

lifts him up for a powerbomb but as The Corpse is lifted in to the air he

nails Rage with a series of lefts and rights causing Rage to drop The

Corpse.)

McDaniel: The Corpse escaped.

(The Corpse then runs up and drop kicks Rage into the corner. he Corpse

then sits Rage up on the top turn buckle and climbs up with him. The Corpse

then nails Rage with a devastating hurracurrana and makes the cover.)

1

2

3

Announcer:The winner of this mach The Corpse!!!

Rentfro: The Corpse has won this match but at what price. I dont think either

The Corpse or Rage have enough energy left for the main event.

McDaniel: You may be right there Brian but it was a good match none the

less.

Rentfro: Well our next match is the main event and I cant wait to find out

who the new champ is, so lets move on.

[We see The Man standing in the back stage area, he is flailing his arms,

yelling at a person who is obscured by a wall. We hear him yell "Would you

just listen to

ME for once big guy? We can win this thing!" The Man continues to yell at

the figure who we can not see. Finally he throws up his arms and yells

"Fine, we are on

in like, less then 5 minutes. Hopefully you will come to your senses

before then! I have got to go NOW!"]

Brian Rentfro  - What the hell was that all about?

Jon McDaniel - I don't know, I have seen The Man having conversations with

this guy before, but I don't know who it is!

Brian Rentfro    - He keeps calling him "Big Guy"

Jon McDaniel - Well he can't be bigger then the freak Nightmare!

Brian Rentfro    - Lets hope not, the last thing we need is another person

like that in the federation.

[The lights flash red and "Oh Canada" blares over the PA system and The

Canadian Crippler comes down the ramp with the World Title in his lap. He

wheels down

to the side of the ring and talks to Dwane Cross who is in the ring. He

speaks into the Microphone]

Crippler - Good evening folks and welcome to tonight’s main event, where for

the first time in over two months we WILL crown a new heavyweight champion

of

the PWA. Now, Dwane I know that it is going to be very chaotic in the ring

with 16 wrestlers at ringside, so I give you FULL PERMISSION to disqualify

ANY

wrestler who enters the ring when they are not the legal man. So with that

said I introduce our first team of the night. THE MORAN CLAN!

Jon McDaniel - Well folks this is it!

[Suddenly the lights go out. The introduction to 'Carmina Burana' starts to

play. A spotlight shines on one end of the stage. We see a figure dressed

in a black cloak.

The only real thing we can make out is a white smiling mask looking back on

the crowd. His head is weaving back and forth as his arms rise out from his

side. Then

on the other side another spotlight. This time we see a man in ripped jeans

and a ripped blue long sleeved shirt. He is wearing an old style goalie's

mask. A red

stained machete is in one hand. A third spotlight, closer to the center of

the stage this time. A large figure of a man dressed in old-fashioned black

riding clothes with

a black cloak, leather boots and long leather gloves. He is carrying a

jack-o-lantern under his arm, which once belonged on top of his headless

frame. Finally one

last spotlight turns on. We see a man dressed in dark brown padded leather

pants. A heavy, black shirt, a thick brown leather belt with a dulled

silver buckle and a

black hood/mask covering his face from the world. In his right hand is an

axe and in his left a gunnysack trailing behind him. The four of them

gather in the center of

the stage. Slowly they make their way down to the ring. A strobe light

starts and fills the arena with eerie shadows dancing across the walls. The

figures each go to a

separate corner and lumber into the ring. They meet in the middle and turn

to face the audience. The lights go out for about 10 seconds there is

darkness, then, a

blinding white light and we see the silhouette of the men in the ring. The

arena lights come on and we see our wrestlers, the Moran Clan. Grifter with

his black cloak

and ghost mask off. Fletcher with the goalie mask lifted on top of his

head. Mack getting out of the executioners outfit. Sirus shrugs off the

headless horseman's outfit

and takes 'Al' out of the jack-o-lantern. Mack opens the sack and they all

reach into it. They then go to a different corner and hop up on the ropes

and start tossing

out Halloween candy to the excited crowd. After undressing and getting rid

of the props we notice that they're all wearing the same shirt, a black

T-shirt with big

white letters on the front and back that read 'TMC'.]

Brian Rentfro    - You know Jon, I will bet you 20 bucks that Sirus will win

this world title tonight!

Jon McDaniel - You know, Brian Sirus is a former world champion so that is

definitely not a safe bet!

Crippler- Introducing next, the team of "The Cult"

[The stadium goes black, after a second violins, piano, nice soft church

music, and angles sound over the arena. As this happens Russell walks out

followed by The

Great One, while the stadium is still pitch dark. The spotlight hits on

Russell as he crosses himself, and raises his arms to the side, hanging

his head low. Meanwhile the stadium is still pitch black as Russell and

The Great One walks down to the ring, with the spotlight on him. He makes

his way through

the ropes and walks out to the center of the ring with boos, and cheers.

With the spotlight on him the lights come on over the stadium, as do white

pyros

from all the turn buckles, and he stands alone. Out of nowhere, people

just start coming from different places. People are coming from the

audience, and

some are coming down from the raptures. There are about 15 or so guys, and

girls ranging from small to large, old to young.]

Jon McDaniel - Russell's team seems to be having a bit of problems of late,

he and Project-X have NOT been getting along very well. Not to mention the

fact that

Reese is totally untrustworthy, he could turn on Russell at any minute!

[After Russell and The Great One are in the ring, The lights go out and

everybody is left in the dark .The phantom of the opera starts playing and

then suddenly

a blinding white light covers the ramp and Project-X appears wearing all

black and a black mask with a phantom of the opera mask over it. As he walks

down the aisle the light turns white to green and then back again. As he

walks to the ring he stares at Russell. Project-X slides under the rope

and bumps Russell in

the shoulder as he walks past him. Russell shakes his head but maintains

his cool.]

[Reese’s voice booms over the loud speaker "Not So fast Chump" 311’s transistor then plays as the ADCtron flashes clips of Reese's old matches. Reese makes his way to the ring]

Brian Rentfro    - Here comes Reese, I bet you 20 bucks that Reese will win

this match.

Jon McDaniel - I thought you said that Sirus would win the match?

Brian Rentfro    - I changed my mind!

Crippler - Introducing next representing the W4F the team of Troy Martin,

The Monkey, Nitestyker and The Man!

[The lights go out and the arena falls silent. The ADCtron comes online and

"TROY MARTIN" comes across the screen, staying there for 15 seconds, then

switching to "W4F". A single spotlight comes across the ramp, and out walks

Troy Martin along with the members of Limp Bizkit to NO MUSIC. Martin walks

out

into the spotlight revealing his usual wrestling garb, of his signature

black wrestling tights with "SIT ON IT AND SPIN" written down the leg, he

is wearing a black

W4F t-shirt, and the W4F World Title is wrapped around his waist. His died

blonde hair has been cut, and his goatee has been shaved. As soon as Martin

steps

into the spotlight, "PWA:" comes across the ADCtron followed by "SIT ON IT

AND SPIN". Martin is just standing on the ramp now, stroking his goatee

and

laughing. A slow methodical tune starts to play as "THE PWA WILL NEVER BE

THE SAME" flashes across the ADCtron. The tune plays for about 30 seconds,

and then abruptly changes into "BREAK STUFF" by Limp Bizkit! They all walk

down to ring side and pat the Crippler on the back and Troy Martin steps

into the

ring. ]

Brian Rentfro    - Maybe they will sing a love song for you Jon?

Jon McDaniel - No thanks, Brian I am not really into that.

[The crowd hears from the speakers, "SAY YOUR A MONKEY'S UNCLE!!" Then

Brass Monkey, by Beastie Boys, blasts in the arena. As the first five notes

are

played, small fountain pyros go off horizontally across the entryway in

accordance with each note. Then green spotlights move rapidly around the

arena as Stephen

MacDonald enters. He is clad in a black tank top with the "The Three

Monkey's" in white on the back (Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil).

He is also

wearing black wrestling pants with "Monkey" written down his left leg in

white lettering outlined in green. His long black hair is tired behind his

head. When he

"transforms" into "The Monkey", his shirt is ripped off and his hair is no

longer tied down and sticks up all funky.]

Brian Rentfro    - Hey Jon, I will bet you 20 bucks that The Monkey will the

match.

Jon McDaniel - I can't believe this.

[the lights go dark and the sound of a wolf howling is heard. Enter Sandman

by Metallica starts playing. Blue flames arise as Nitstyker walks out. The

lights go

up as I enter the ring. In the ring, I sit on the top rope waiting for my

opponent. Wearing a black outfit, with a crescent moon on the back. A blue

bandana, and

black boots. Sunglasses that he takes off and toss into the crowd before

the match starts.]

Jon McDaniel - Only one person left to go on this team! The Man!

[The lights in the arena suddenly turn off. The only illumination comes

from four green spotlights that are making passes over the crowd. An

unfamiliar music

is heard over the loud speakers. The music that is heard sounds like a

symphony of tubas, trumpets and saxophones, all electronically digitized to

make the hair on the

back of your neck stand on end. The music sounds like it heralding the

arrival of a person of great importance.The Man's voice is heard, he says

"Say it, Say I'm the

Man" At the same time these words appears on the ADC-tron in large block

letters. Bolts of green lightning spiderweb across these letters. Suddenly

there is a great

explosion and green flames shoot up from the entrance way. The music

changes abruptly to "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones. The ADC-tron shows

The Man

applying the lion tamer to an opponent until he passes out. It then shows

The Man being handed a world championship belt. A HUGE FIGURE IS STANDING

AT THE ENTRANCE WAY WHERE THE MAN SHOULD BE!!! The figure is wearing a

black robe with a hood covering his face!]

Jon McDaniel - NO! NO! It can't be!!!! Tell me it isn't true! That looks

like Nightmare!!

Brian Rentfro    - Oh my god! He must have beaten up The Man and taken his

place in the match, Ummm Jon I want to change my bet....

[The huge figure walks slowly, menacingly down the Ramp. The crowd is

booing like crazy and throwing empty beer cups and popcorn bags at the

Mamoth beast

the is walking down the aisle. The figure steps slowly up the steps and

hops over the top rope. The figure stands and seems to stumble a bit upon

landing.]

Jon McDaniel - I thought we had gotter rid of this beast for good!

[The Figure raises his hands in the air and slowly lowers in them in the

gesture to get the crowd to quite down. The figure then crosses his hands

and rips off the

cloak........

THE CROWD GOES NUTS! There standing in the middle of the ring is The Man

wearing a W4F t-shirt and black Nike shorts. Standing on his shoulders is

a

midget wrestler who looks just like The Man complete with the shoulder

length blonde hair and goatee! The Man is carrying a microphone which he

raises to his

lips.]

The Man: Ladies and Gentlemen, It is my pleasure to present to you MINI

MAN!

[Mini Man jumps off of the Man's shoulders and onto the mat, he then

climbs up each of the four turnbuckles and poses for the crowd to take his

picture. They are

loving it.]

Brian Rentfro    - Mini Man! Can you believe it! So that is why The Man is

always calling him "Big Guy!" Oh man, this is great! And you thought it

was Nightmare!

Crippler - *laughing* And our final team, the winners of the tournament

last Saturday... Rage, The Corpse, Heavy Metal and Elliot Shadow.

[Song The Unforgiven by Metallica, Smiley Mack Moran strikes Elliot Shadow

in the elbow. Dwayne Cross checks Elliot Shadow's boots and knee pads. (the

bell rings) Smiley Mack Moran tackles and begins punching Elliot Shadow.

Elliot Shadow is back on his feet. Elliot Shadow drives a forearm into

*INSERT HEAVY METAL ENTRANCE*

[The arena lights flash as a festive cajun jig plays,getting the crowd to

rise to its feet in anticipation.They clap and bounce,waving signs like

"Green Means Go" and "The Corpse is no Stiff".Suddenly,the lights dip.Blue

and red floodlights bloom in the darkness and we hear the creaking of wood

and rattling chains over a pressing,urgent march.The music is spine

tingling.On the ADCTRON flashes a grave yard scene,with headstones poking up

through swirling fog.The camera view then whips between the

tombstones,speeding up until it stops suddenly,focused on a single,cracked

memorial:it reads "The Corpse".Simultaneously he appears at the head of the

stage,and the audience responds with a tremendous rush of cheers and

applause.As he raises his hands over head,holding one fist enclose in the

other,red sparks flare and flow like mist over the edges of the

stage.Allowing the cheers to continue for a moment,he then walks

determinedely to the ring.]

Jon McDaniel - The Corpse is bruised and beaten as a result of his previous

match with Rage from which he was victorious. What a brilliant move by the

Crippler

to break down those two superstars.

[A red light appears over the aisle and ring. Rage enters and makes his way

down the aisle.]

Brian Rentfro    - I think Rage will still win this event Do you want..

Jon McDaniel - To bet 20 bucks, No Brian actually I dont.

Brian Rentfro    - Sirus, Russell, The Man and Rage start this match off!

*DING DING DING*

The Man immediately goes for a spear on Rage.

Rage catches the Man and powerbombs him to the Mat!

Russell comes over and kicks the Man while he is on the ground.

Jon McDaniel - The Man in trouble early on here! Very Early on!

Russell goes for a knee to the Man's sternum while he is lying on the

ground.

Sirus comes over and pulls Russell away from the Man with an Irish Whip

into the corner of the ring.

Sirus follows up with a splash into the corner of the Ring.

Meanwhile Rage picks up The Man and tosses him into the ropes and goes for

a clothesline.

The Man ducks the clothesline and bounces off the other side of the ring.

The Man goes for a dropkick and hits Rage on the chin!

The Man goes down too and is slow to get up.

The Man rolls into his corner and makes the The Monkey!

Brian Rentfro    - The Monkey is in this match for the W4F, The Man needs to

catch his breath!

Sirus whips Russell across the ring and he collides with Rage in the

middle!

Rage staggers back to his corner and makes the tag to Elliot Shadow.

Sirus is on the move and begins to grapple with Elliot Shadow.

Sirus wins the Grapple and throws Elliot into the ropes.

Sirus bends over to telegraph a move but The Monkey runs in and hits him

with a rocker dropper!

The Money is flailing madly at Sirus assailing with a series of punches and

elbows to the head.

Elliot Shadow gets in on the action and he hits Sirus with an Elbow drop.

Russell clotheslines Elliot Shadow from behind and he falls on top of

Sirus.

Russell goes to his corner and climbs the turnbuckle for a high risk move!

Jon McDaniel - That is very dangerous in a match like this.

Project-X pushes Russell off of the top of the turnbuckle!!!

Russell gets up and slaps Project-X in the face!

Brian Rentfro    - I think that the ref just counted that as a tag! Project-X

is now the legal man!

Project-X comes in and levels Elliot Shadow with a superkick to the face.

Sirus crawls out of the fray into his corner and tags in Mack.

Elliot sees Mack and goes after him for a little revenge!

Mack dodges out of the way of Elliots attack and hits him with a reverse

DDT!

Project-X begins to attack The Monkey.

The Monkey with a kick to Project-X's midsection!

The Monkey bounces off the ropes and hits Project-X with a spinning heel

kick.

Meanwhile Mack, drops an elbow to the throat of Elliot Shadow.

Project-X regains a bit of composure and ducks a fist from The Monkey,

Project-X goes for a choke-slam but Mack easily spins out of the way.

Mack tosses Elliot Shadow across the ring and he lands right into the hand

of Project-X!

Project-X hits the probe on Elliot Shadow!

Project-X makes a cover.... 1...2...3

Jon McDaniel - Elliot Shadow has been eliminated! The Corpse will take his

place!

The Corpse runs into the ring and he is a house of fire.

The Corpse levels Mack with a clothesline.

The Corpse punches Project-X in the head and pummels him repeatedly into

the corner.

The Corpse the tosses The Monkey into the ropes and lifts him up and hits a

tremendous belly to belly suplex.

Project-X staggers back to his Corner and makes the tag to Reese.

Reese comes into the ring and helps The Corpse work on The Monkey..

Reese and The Corpse are taking turns punching The Monkey in the midsection

while Mack goes back and makes a tag to Fletcher.

Brian Rentfro    - Is Fletcher going to attack the Monkey or take on The

Corpse or Reese?

Fletcher walks up behind the Corpse and taps him on the shoulder.

The Corpse turns around and Fletcher sucker punches him in the nose!

Fletcher then throws The Corpse into the ropes, the Corpse is able to grab

the ropes though and refrain from being hit again.

The Corpse pulls himself towards his corner and makes the tag to Heavy

Metal.

Heavy Metal comes into the Match.

Reese tags in The Great One.

Jon McDaniel - Uh oh, The brothers are in the ring together! This could be

trouble!

The Great One runs and tackles Heavy Metal to the mat.

The Great One punches Heavy Metal Repeatedly in the head.

The Monkey heads over to his corner and tags in Nitestryker!

Nitestyker comes in and grapples with Fletcher.

Fletcher has the strength advantage and flips him around into an arm lock.

Fletch hits a belly to back Suplex on Nitestyker.

The Great One picks up Heavy Metal and tosses him into the corner and

follows up with a knee to the midsection.

The Great One drags him into the middle of the ring and hits The Greatest

Move Ever!

The Great One goes for a pin 1...2...3

Brian Rentfro    - Heavy Metal has been eliminated by his own brother! Rage

comes into the match in replacement!

Jon McDaniel - The wild cards team is down two members already!

Fletcher tags in Mack who continues to work on Nitestyker!

The Great One comes over and starts to punch Mack in the head.

Rage also comes over and begins to double team Mack!

Nitestyker is lying in the center of the ring catching his breath.

Rage and The Great One toss Mack across the ring.

Mack jumps over Nitestyker and rebounds of the ropes.

The Great One and Rage both double clothesline Mack.

Rage lays an elbow drop onto Mack

Nitestyker has crawled into the corner and tagged in The Man.

The Man comes in and begins to attack Rage.

Rage is knocked to the ground by The Man and he makes a cover.

The referee counts 1... kickout!

The Great One gets up and tosses the Man into the ropes and connects with a

kick!

Mack runs into the fray but gets suplexed my a pissed off Rage.

Rage gets Mack into the Fires of Rage!

The Referee is checking to see if Mack is going to give up!

Mack taps out!

Brian Rentfro    - Mack is out of here! Grifter is taking his place

The Man tags in Troy Martin.

Rage reluctantly tags in The Corpse.

The Corpse comes in and kicks The Great One in the solar-plexus

Troy Martin with a spinning neck breaker on The Great One.

Now Grifer with a leg drop on The Great One!

The Great One is being Triple teamed!

The Corpse picks up The Great one and suplexes him onto the ground.,

Troy Martin then Hits The Great One with an Elbow drop.

The Corpse scoops up Grifter and Power bombs him onto The Great One.

The Corpse pins both The Great One and Grifter!

1...2...3

Jon McDaniel - Holy smokes! The Corpse just eliminated The Great One and

Grifter all in one fell swoop! Russell comes in for The Great One and

Fletcher

comes in for Grifter!

Brian Rentfro    - Alright folks, we've narrowed the field down here. The

Moran Clan has Sirus and Grifter left, The Cult has

Russell, Project-X, and Reese left. The W4F has Troy Martin, Nitestryker,

The Man, and "The Monkey" left. And last but not

least, Wildcards Corpse and Rage.

Jon McDaniel - Lets get back to the action!

Russell, Fletcher, Troy Martin, and The Corpse stand each in their

respective corners.

Facing each other out of breath and suspicious.

Limp Bizkit, who showed up earlier tonight in support of Troy Martin are

lurking around the side of the ring.

Brian Rentfro    - They're up to no good!

Russell suddenly makes the first move and goes at Fletcher.

The two lock up, and Fletcher places Russell in an armbar.

Martin & The Corpse follow suit, locking up.

Corpse takes Martin and Irish whips him into the ropes.

Martin hits the ropes, but is pulled out to rest by DJ Lethal of Limp

Bizkit

Martin is on the floor resting, and The Corpse has a disgusted look on his

face.

The action fades back to Fletch and Russell who have taken it to the corner

now, by Rage.

Fletch and Russell trade blows, but no one seems to budge, while the ref

starts a ten count on Martin,

Rage hits Russell with a double axehandle, and then does the same to

Fletcher.

The action shifts back now to Martin and Corpse. Martin has just jumped

into the ring on 8.

Corpse and Troy lock up.

Martin with the armbar on Corpse, reversal!

Corpse now has Martin in an armbar.

Corpse whips Martin into the corner where The Cult is.

Project-X clobbers Martin from behind! Martin is sagging on the turnbuckle,

while Corpse goes up, 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10!

Action fades back to Fletch & Russell who are making their way back to

their feet.

Russell gets to his feet first, and whips Fletcher into the Morans corner.

It seems while Fletch is laying against the turn buckle, 'Al' whispers

something in his ear.

Russell comes flying with a splash, but Fletch moves out of the way!]

Jon McDaniel - That 'Al' has great wrestling knowledge!

Action fades back to Martin and Corpse.

Corpse now takes Martin down with a snapmare takeover, goes for the pin,

1..Kick out!

A fustrated Corpse picks Martin up, and whips him into the W4F Corner!

Brian Rentfro    - Bad move! You don't send Troy Martin back into friendly

territory.

Martin who has now gathered his thoughts, makes the easy tag to The Man.

The Man steps into the ring ready for action.

Jon McDaniel - Smart tag!

The Man and Corpse lock up.

The Corpse sends The Man back into the W4F corner.

Brian Rentfro    - What is he thinking? Not again!

The Man rests on the turnbuckle, waiting for The Corpse to come at him.

When he does he moves, The Corpse goes face first into the turnbuckle!

Troy Martin and Limp Bizkit now start to beat on The Corpse mercilessly.

The ref, now turning around from watching Fletcher and Russell sees this,

and immediately signals for a DQ.

He tells Martin and Limp Bizkit to leave the ring area, which they do.]

Jon McDaniel - Thats gonna hurt the W4F!

Brian Rentfro    - The W4F now has The Man, Nitestyker, and "The Monkey" left.

Action fades back to Fletcher and Russell. Fletch seems to

be...umm...talking to 'Al'?!?!

The Corpse back on his feet now, rolls Fletcher up in a small package now.

1..2..3...Fletcher is out!

Brian Rentfro    - Now the only Moran left is Sirus!

Fletcher makes his way down the aisle on his way back to the locker room

area.

Sirus now steps into the ring, and is immediately hit with a forearm smash

from Russell.

Action fades to The Man and The Corpse...The Man and The Corpse lock up.

The Man takes a fist full of The Corpse's hair. The Man with a side-suplex

on The Corpse!]

Jon McDaniel - Great move!

Action fades to Sirus and Russell.

Grifter now takes Russell down with a DDT.

Grifter picks up Russell, but sends him into The Cult's corner!

Russell makes the quick tag to Reese.

Action fades to The Man and The Corpse.

The Corpse lunges at The Man and takes him down with a football tackle.

He now punches The Man repeatedly.

Brian Rentfro    - Something’s gotten into The Corpse!

The Corpse continues to punch The Man. He finally breaks for a pin.

1..2..Kick out!

He goes back to mauling The Man, and goes for another pin..1..2..3..

Jon McDaniel - 2nd times the Charm!

Brian Rentfro    - Now the Creatures of the Night are the only W4Fers left!

Nitestryker now steps into the ring for the W4F.

He is immediately knocked over by The Corpse

Brian Rentfro  - This guy is possessed!

Nitestryker now makes a quick recovery.

DDTing The Corpse

Jon McDaniel - There's a momentum killer!

The Corpse gets right back up! Football tackling Nitestryker

Brian Rentfro  - Or maybe not.

The Corpse begins to maul Nitestyker just like he did The Man.

He breaks for a pin 1..2..Kick out!

He resumes his pounding.

Breaks for a pin 1..2..3

Jon McDaniel - Whoa! Dejavu!

Brian Rentfro  - Can anyone stop him?

Jon McDaniel - Man! The W4F has suffered! They only have on man left!

Stephen "The Monkey" MacDonald steps into the ring

Brian Rentfro  - Sirus, The Monkey, The Corpse and Reese are currently in the ring.

The Monkey goes for a little bit of revenge for his team mates and tries to spear The Corpse.

The Corpse steps out of the way and The Monkey crashes head first into the ropes.

Sirus then goes for a swinging neck breaker on The Corpse.

The Corpse hits the mat and The Monkey and Sirus take turns with kicks.

Reese comes in and saves his old friend by placing a kick to the back of Sirus' knee

Reese hits Sirus with a belly to belly suplex sending him down to the mat.

Reese goes for a pin 1..2.. kickout!

Reese throws Sirus into the ropes and goes sets up for a power move but Sirus does a baseball slide thought the big man's legs

The Monkey whips the Corpse into the corner, but it is his own corner.

The Corpse makes a tag to Rage.

Rage comes into the match and starts to attack Reese,

Stephan "The Monkey" McDonald is catching his breath in the corner, away from the action.

Reese and Rage lock up and exchange punches.

Sirus takes a break.

Jon McDaniel - Smart thinking by The Monkey and Sirus, they are the only ones left from their team!

Rage tosses Reese into the ropes and they clothesline each other, both men go sprawling to the canvas.

Reese crawls back to his corner and tags in Russell.

As Russell is going into the ring Project-X slaps Russell’s hand! The ref saw  the tag!!!!

Russell heads into the ring and is going after Rage.

Project-X is right behind him

Brian Rentfro  - The ref thinks that Project-X is the legal man! He has DQ'ed Russell!

Jon McDaniel - What a rip off! Project-X just cost Russell his shot at the title!

The ref tells Russell to leave the ring!  Russell is furious!

Before Russell leaves he whispers something in Project-X's ear and smiles.

Project-X stops fighting and lies down on the mat!

Russell is grinning from ear to ear as he heads back to the locker room.

Rage, The Monkey and Sirus all stare at each other wondering what is going on.

Finally Sirus pins Project-X and the ref counts 1...2...3

Project-X sits up quickly and shakes his head.  Dwane cross is telling him to leave.

With a confused look on his face Project-X heads back to the locker room throwing any chairs or other things that get in his way.

Brian Rentfro  - What the heck Just happened?  Russell gave some kind of command to Project-X and told him to lie down!

Jon McDaniel - I guess Project-X should have thought twice before messing with someone as powerful as Russell!  There are only three men in the ring right now, as The Corpse and Rage still have two people left.

Rage goes for a spear and hits an unexpecting Sirus in the stomach.

Rage punches Sirus many many times in the head.

The monkey is still resting.

Rage goes for a figure 4 leg lock on Sirus.

Sirus is fighting the hold.  Rage changes position and catapults Sirus into the turn buckle. 

Sirus is wobbling on his feet.

Rage goes for a round house kick but Sirus blocks it.

Rage answers with a wicked enziguri to the side of Sirus' head!

Sirus falls to the ground and Rage hits him with an elbow drop.

Rage climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a frog splash on Sirus.

He hits it!

Rage makes the cover 1..2.. The Monkey makes the save!

Jon McDaniel - I guess the Monkey earned a little respect for the Brothers Grimm over the past couple of weeks!

Now the Monkey and Sirus are double teaming Rage.

They throw him into the ropes and he spills over the outside but lands on his feet.

Rage runs around the ring and climbs back in where he can make a tag to The Corpse.

Now The Corpse comes in and throws a punch at The Monkey.  The Monkey ducks and The Corpse hits and already stunned Sirus in the nose.  Sirus falls to the ground and   The Corpse goes for a cover 1.. kickout.

Now Corpse goes back to his corner and tags Rage back in.

Rage comes in and scoops up Sirus and hits him with a pile driver. 

Rage goes for a cover.

Monkey tries to break the pin with an elbow drop but somehow Rage rolls out of the way and the Monkey lands on Sirus.

Rage kicks The Monkey out of the way and goes for a cover 1...2....3!

Jon McDaniel - And then there were three!

Rage and The Monkey circle around each other in the middle of the ring.

As Rage goes near his corner The Corpse begins to choke him with the rope that is tied to the turnbuckle!

Brian Rentfro  - The Corpse is choking his own team mate! Why?

Jon McDaniel - I guess he really wants to get at The Monkey! Plus we all know that he and Rage haven't gotten along so well.

The Monkey kicks Rage several times in the stomach and then sets him up for the Spunky Monkey!

The Monkey spins Rage around and then slams him to the ground yelling 'Say your a Monkey's uncle!"

Rage screams and then taps out.

Rage spits at The Corpse and walks back to the locker room, with a bruised ego.

Brian Rentfro  - All right, The fans are seeing a rematch of last Wednesday now!

The Monkey and The Corpse lock up in the center of the ring.

Jon McDaniel - The Monkey has been in the ring for almost 10 minutes now, he must be getting tired.

The Corpse wins the grapple and lifts The Monkey up with a back breaker

The Monkey howls in pain as he writhes on the ground.

The Corpse picks up The Monkey and lifts him high above his head in a show of strength.

The Corpse then slams Stephan McDoanld down to the canvas.

The Corpse climbs a turnbuckle to a chorus of boos from the crowd.

El Rotty goes for an elbow drop but The Monkey is able to roll out of the way,

The Monkey jumps onto Corpses back and starts pulling out his hair!

The Corpse rams his back into the turnbuckle squishing The Monkey.

The Monkey again lunges for the Corpses face and rakes his eyeballs.

The Corpse grabs at his face.

The Monkey with a baseball slide into The Corpse's knee, taking him down.

The Monkey starts to attack the knee with a variety of kicks and punches.

The Monkey bites The Corpse's knee.

The Corpse is able to shake of The Monkey and hit him with an elbow smash to slow him down.

The Monkey bounces off the ropes and tries to set the Corpse up for The Spunky Monkey but the Corpse reverses it and puts The Monkey in the Closed Casket!  The Monkey is screaming for air and the referee asks if he quits.  There is no response from the Monkey.

Jon McDaniel - The Corpse is doing to the Monkey what happened to him last night!

The referee lifts Monkey's hand Once, twice, three times and calls for the bell.

Ring Announcer - The winner and new PWA Heavyweight Champion of the Worrrrrrrrrrrld!  THHHHHHHHHHHE   CORPSE!!!!!!!!

Brian Rentfro  - I told you so! I told you the Corpse would win the title, you owe me twenty bucks Jon!

Jon McDaniel - Fine here is your 20 bucks now you owe me 100 bucks for losing all of those other bets you made!

Brian Rentfro  - Uhhh, lets just call this one even, OK?

[The Corpse walks slowly out the ring to The Crippler who hands him the world title in his left hand and offers to shakes his hand with his right.  The Corpse snatches the title away from the Crippler and slings it over his shoulder as he walks back stage to a loud series of boos from the fans]

Jon McDaniel - The Corpse is new PWA world champion! That is all the time we have for today folks, see you on Rampage!