Ring Announcer: Introducing first the team of Chichiro and Nakiato!
("Sucks" by Slipknot comes on as they make their way to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: And their opponents...Perfect Execution!
(As the music hits, blue pyros shoot upwards and The Convict enters the arena area.Titantron shows pictures of jail cells. The Convict goes down to the ring and gets onto the turnbuckle and more blue pyros shoot up.)
Jon McDaniel: Convict and Executioner aren't wasting any time in the ring! They've attacked Chichiro and Nakiato in the ring and it is a massive brawl! Convict DDTs Nakiato and kicks him out of the ring. Convict just picked Chichiro up and put him on his shoulder as Executioner climbs up top...Its the Doomsday Device on Chichiro! Executioner covers with one foot on his chest. 1...2..3!
Brian Rentfro: Hope Chichiro and Nakiato like vegetables, cause all they're getting tonight is squash!
Jon McDaniel: Joke all you want, but Perfect Execution just sent out a message. They're ready to challenge for the tag titles and don't have time for anything else!
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, Krazy Whyte Boy!
("Harvester of Sorrow" by Metallica blares over the arena's sound system. The ADC-Tron flashes pictures of the old KWB that slowly go to negativess of him and finally end up being replaced by this new more fit KWB. On the stage KWB comes out in his JNCO's and Metllica shirt does a heavy metal sign and then rushes and dives off the stage into the crowd and surfs to the ring. He then slides in and starts bouncing off the ropes before falling into a corner and resting until the match starts.)
Ring Announcer: His opponent...Jimmy Ultros!
("Epic" by Faith No More begins to play as Jimmy Ultros walks out onto the PWA entrance way. Multicolored lights go up and down the aisle as gold ones swirl over the audience. He's dressed in an elaborate robe with jewels spelling out the word "Ultros" on the back. He's followed by his mute butler, Ingmar, and his bodyguard Bruno Krong. He walks down the aisle, sneering at the fans to his right and left. He climbs up the steps, walks forward a few steps, looks out to the fans with a disdainful look, and steps through them into the ring. He walks to the center of the ring, stops and opens his arms as Ingmar walks up from behind and disrobes him. He then walks over to the corner farthest from the entrance way and leans back.)
Brian Rentfro: I just love cage matches. You know someone is gonna get hurt.
(The match starts up with two wrestlers in the ring. They lock up. Jimmy
comes out on top, throwing KWB into a hammerlock. Ultros kicks him in the ribs twice and
whips him into the ropes. KWB comes back with a Thesz Press. He takes Ultros down and
starts punching Ultros in the face. Ultros knees KWB in the stomach, flips him over his
head onto his back, and then rolls up so he's on top of KWB, then puts him in an armbar.
After holding it for a few second he lets go. He lifts KWB up and pulls him over to the
cage. He goes to bash KWB's head into the cage, but KWB stops himself with his hand and
bashes Ultros' head into the cage.)
Jon McDaniel: This is actually proving to be a good match.
Brian Rentfro: Well of course it is. These two have been at each others
throats, practically since Ultros arrived. Now they're locked in the cage. Alot of pent up
rage is going to come out in this match.
(KWB lifts Ultros up and punches him in jaw. He winds up and throws another punch but
Ultros blocks. He kicks KWB in the ribs and grabs his head for a DDT. Before he can do the
DDT, KWB counters with a release Northern Lights suplex. KWB gets up and hits the ropes.
As Ultros is getting to his feet KWB runs in and dropkicks him in the back of the head. He
grabs Ultros' hair and lifts him to his feet. He whips Ultros into the ropes. As he
comes back KWB jumps over him. Ultros hits the ropes and again. As he comes back KWB back
kicks him in the face, causing him to fall back into the ropes.)
Jon McDaniel: KWB is on fire.
Brian Rentfro: What do you expect? I mean Ultros has been thumbing his
nose at Damage Inc. for weeks.
(KWB runs up and knees him in the stomach several times. He whips Ultros across the ring,
follows him, and knees him in the stomach, flipping him over after he bounces off the
ropes. With Ultros down, KWB starts to climb the cage.)
Jon McDaniel: Is that it?
Brian Rentfro: That can't be it.
(Ultros sees KWB escaping, gets up and grabs his foot. KWB tries to kick him but Ultros
catches his foot and yanks him down. KWB crotches himself on the
top rope, using the cage to keep his balance. Ultros climbs up to the second rope. He
takes KWB around the waist and executes a massive German suplex. KWB
lands and rolls over onto his stomach. Ultros backs into the ropes, runs up and hits a
senton back splash on KWB. He picks KWB up and whips him into the
ropes. On the way back Ultros powerslams KWB. He picks him up again and sets up for a
Northern Lights suplex. He does it, but kicks his feet over, and
executes another northern lights suplex, then kicks his feet over and executes a third,
release northern lights suplex.)
Jon McDaniel: That was new. I've never seen a rolling northern lights
suplex before.
Brian Rentfro: Interesting how, even with all this emotion and rage
flowing in him, he still takes time to please the crowd and keep up his name as a
technical wrestler.
(Ultros picks him up again and whips him into the ropes. Ultros bends over to do a back
body drop, but does so too soon. KWB grabs his head and hits the
Final Encore, dropping Ultros on the mat, holding his head. KWB starts climbing the cage.)
Jon McDaniel: I'm pretty sure that's it.
Brian Rentfro: That's a tough move to recover from.
Jon McDaniel: Wait, who's that?!
(Convict and Executioner of Perfect Execution are sitting front row next to the ring. They
both climb over the guardrail and start shaking the cage. KWB gets to the very top and
throws his leg over. Convict rams his shoulder into the cage jostling the whole thing. KWB
falls and crotches himself on the top of the cage, then quickly falls off into the cage.
He lands on his back in the middle of the ring. The shaking of the ring wakes up Ultros,
who gets up, climbs the side of the cage and exits, leaving the stunned KWB on the floor
of the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: That certainly was a lackluster ending.
Brian Rentfro: All I know is that KWB is going to be angry when he wakes
up. Very angry. I mean where were his stable mates to watch his back.
(Perfect Execution and Ultros head up the ramp when the masked man comes out of the crowd and runs up the ramp after them.)
Jon McDaniel: That's the man that's been attacking Ultros for weeks now!
(The Masked Man grabs Convict and Executioner from behind and shove them off the entrance ramp. Ultros spins around, surprised, but ends up trading blows with the masked man.)
Brian Rentfro: This is hardly a fair fight! Ultros just got finished with a war in that cage!
(The Masked Man blocks a punch and kicks Ultros in the stomach. Ultros doubles over and the Masked Man picks him up for a huge powerbomb on the metal ramp. Ultros' head snaps off the steel. The Masked Man stands over the fallen Ultros and pulls a microphone out of his back pocket.)
Jon McDaniel: He's finally going to speak!
Masked Man: Jimmy Ultros, I've just got one thing to say to you...(he pulls off his mask) Welcome to Panzadise! (the crowd goes crazy as the NAP theme comes on the PA and Panzadise heads backstage.)
Brian Rentfro: I don't believe it! Panzadise is back! Panzadise is back!
Jon McDaniel: The man is a 3 time World Champion and a PWA Hall of Famer, and that means big trouble for Jimmy Ultros!
Brian Rentfro: But more importantly than that, think of what this means to the PWA! Whichever faction scoops him up will be supreme around here.
Jon McDaniel: Unless he's bringing Big Poppa Panzy and Too Panz with him...
Brian Rentfro: Shut up, you hoser.
Sirus is walking with confidence. He has the world title around his waist,
straped over his jeans and mapel leaf t-shirt. 'Al' is tucked gently under his arm, and
seems to have a smile on his face. Grifter walks next to the champ, dressed in his usual
garb. Samantha follows the two, dressed in a rather nice flower print dress, her hair
tied back. Homeless Man follows the group several steps behind Samantha. He stares at the
young woman, making his kissing noises at her. In his left hand he holds a bag of popcorn,
but isn't eating it. Instead,he's dropping it one piece at a time to the ground, making a
trail to follow.
The group rounds a corner and comes to a door marked with Sirus' name. Sirus opens it, and
walks inside. The others follow. Homeless Man dumps the remaining popcorn on the ground as
a starting point.
Jon Jon McDaniel: KWB should have had that match won. And
would have if it wasn't for Perfect Execution.
Brian Rentfro: You don't know what you're talking about. Ultros had that
match from the begining, and you know it! He didn't need any help!
Jon McDaniel: One thing's for sure. With Panzadise back in the PWA,
things are really going to heat up. Next we have the tag team match between Da Cereal
Killas and Cruel Intentions.
Brian Rentfro: Right, Jon. This is a match that I've been waiting for.
The MoA is going to show their dominance once again when Copas and Wilson annhiliate Cruel
Intentions.
Jon McDaniel: They're the 'vetren' team out of the two, but Prophet and
Barakas are one of the most talented teams I've seen in a long time.
Ring Announcer: The following match is a tag-team contest. Making his way
to the ring at this time is one half of of Da Cerial Killas......Ty Copas!
(Lights dim as Linkin Park's "One Step Closer" blares over the P.A system. As Ty
walks out from the back. He walks to the ring. Slides under the ropes. Walks to
the corner and sits down.)
Jon McDaniel: Look at Ty...he sure seems focused tonight.
Brian Rentfro: He looks like a piece of crap!
Ring Announcer: And his partner...Chase Wilson!
(The lights dim as Rage Against The Machine's "Bulls on Parade" blares over the
P.A System. Chase walks out calmly.He is wearing his wrestling outfit. Which is loose
leather pants with a blue flame going up the right leg of the pants. And then over that he
is wearing black leather trench coat.He gets in the ring and takes off his trench coat.
And then he goes and sits on one of the top turnbuckles waiting for his opponent.)
Jon McDaniel: I can see an upset here tonight. Killas are ready for this
one.
Brian Rentfro: They don't look ready for a damn thing, except maybe for
taking a nap.
Ring Announcer: And their opponents. They represent the M....O....A.
First, making their way to the ring, They are Cruel Intentions!
("No Leaf Clover" By Mettalica Hits the speakers. Prophet comes out alone
wearing a black leather trenchcoat, and a black fishnet shirt, his black hair hangs in
front of his face, and stands at the entrance way. Soon Chris Barakas, Steps out to his
Right, Alix Barakas Steps out to his left, and Fyre, wearing only a silver thong, with
silver strips body paint in the pattern of a tiger, with a black cat tail, and black cat
ears steps out and swoons over Prophet.The group then make their way to the ring, as
Prophet and Alix hop into the ring, Prophet then smiles wickedly baring his filed pointed
teeth, as Alix stands on the middle ropes bouncing on them flipping off the crowd.)
Brian Rentfro: WOAH! Look at Fyre...MEEEEEEEOW! Now there's a nice
looking pussy!
Jon McDaniel: My god, Brian!
Brian Rentfro: What? It's true.
(Both teams stare each other down inside the ring, while outside Chris glares at the
crowd. Fyre gazes up at Prophet as if in a trance.)
(The two teams go to their corners, and the bell rings.
Prophet and Ty hook up in the middle of the ring. The two spin in circles a few times
before Ty gets Prophet in a head lock and wrenches it in a few times. Eventually, Prophet
breaks the hold and pushes Ty into the ropes. Ty grabs the toprope and comes to a stop. He
looks at Prophet and shakes his finger at him. Prophet responds by flipping him off.
The two tie up again. This time It's Ty who sends Prophet into the ropes. Prophet returs
back with a shoulder block sending Ty to the mat. Prophet capitolizes by dropping a knee
to Ty's midsection. Ty reels in pain as Prophet squares to drop another one. He leaps up
into the air, but Ty rolls to the side. Prophet drives his knee into the mat, and rolls
over in pain.)
Jon McDaniel: Ty is showing his intelligence with that one.
Brian Rentfro: What? He's a moron...he didn't mean to do that.
(Ty gets to his feet, stomps Prophets wounded knee a couple times, and reaches over to tag
his partner in.
Wilson steps into the ring and makes his way over to Prophet who has gotten to his feet
and is walking over toward his partner. Wilson grabs him from behind just as Prophet tags
Alix.
Wilson didn't see the tag, and begins pounding Prophet's kidney area with his forarm. Alix
comes up from behind and clubs Wilson with several double fists to the back. Wilson falls
to the ground as Alix continues to punch and stomp him into the corner.
Ty jumps into the ring to help his partner, but the ref pushes him away, giving Cruel
Intentions time to double team Wilson in the corner.)
Brian Rentfro: Brutal! I love it!
Jon McDaniel: You would.
(The ref gets back to the action and asks Prophet to get outside the ring, which he does.
Alix whips Wilson into the opposite turnbuckle and laughs as the Killa falls to the
ground. Wilson starts to crawl over to his cornter, but Alix grabs his leg, holding him in
place.)
Jon McDaniel: That's just sick. Let him tag!
Brian Rentfro: NO! Bet him, kick him, rip him apart!
(Wilson rolls over to his back and with his free leg, kicks Alix in the stomach, sending
the man back. Immediatly, Wilson gets to his feet, leaps over, and tags his partner in. Ty
runs in and starts pounding away at Alix. Prophet tries to enter the ring, but the ref
stops him. Ty whips Alix into the corner and follows with a massive clothsline, then
swings behind and nails Alix with a German Suplex.
Prophet gets past the ref and runs over to help his partner, only to be stoped by Wilson,
who starts punching the man down.
On the other side of the ring Ty continues to punch and stomp Alix into the canvas.)
Jon McDaniel: All four men are in the ring and the Killas are in control!
Brian Rentfro: No!
(Ty tosses Prophet out of the ring and follows after him, beating him back and forth
between the ring and the security rail. The ref climbs outside the ring to stop him.
Inside the ring, Wilson locks in 'The Awakening'.)
Jon McDaniel: This is it! Alix can't break that hold!
(Alix is obviously in pain as he tries to reach for the ropes. Wilson only pulls harder,
forcing him to tap out.)
Jon McDaniel: He's tapping...He's TAPPING! It's over!
Brian Rentfro: No it isn't! The ref is still outside the ring, he doesn't
see it!
(Chris Barakas enters the ring and stomps Wilson in the back of the head, forcing him to
break the hold. Alix staggars to his feet and looks around, astonished. He's sees the ref
outside the ring and realizes that the match is still in progress.
The ref crawls back into the ring as Alix lifts Wilson to his feet, grabbs him from beind,
and hits the 'Disenchantment'.)
Brian Rentfro: YES!
(The ref starts the count....1.....2......his hand falls to the canvas for the three count
when he notices Wilson's foot has been between the ropes the whole time. He stops the
count, and gives the signal not to ring the bell. Alix releases the bridge and jumps into
the air.)
Brian Rentfro: It's over! Cruel Intentions won!
Jon McDaniel: It's not over yet! The bell never rang.
(Alix realizes the match is not over and is about to turn around and inflict more damage
when he the arena lights go dim and the ADCtron lights up with the words 'MoA Renegades'.
Alix steps back and looks outside the ring at his partner. The two stare at each other,
puzzled, then back at the ADCtron.)
Jon McDaniel: What's going on here?
Brian Rentfro: I have no idea, but Cruel Intenetions sure doesn't seem to
like it too much.
(Alix continues to stare at the words, then back at his partner. Wilson slowly crawls to
his feet and rolls Alix up from behind.
The ref drops for the count.....1......2......3)
Jon McDaniel: It's over this time! That's it! The Killas win.....the
Killas WIN!
Brian Rentfro: What the hell was that? What's going on here? Would
somebody please tell me?
Ring Announcer: The winner of the following match will receive an IC title shot! Introducing first, Matt Lynch!
("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit starts as the lights dim, and the words "Sit on it and Spin" flash across the ADCtron, followed by clips of Lynch flipping the bird, and hitting The Trojan Horse. Matt Lynch walks out onto the ramp of the PWA set. He is wearing his usual black wrestling tights, with "Sit on it and spin" written down the right leg in yellow graffiti. He has a black W4F t-shirt on, and the W4F World Title around his waist. He stands for a moment, and then makes his way down to the ring....)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from the MoA, Abunai!
("Night on Bald Mountain" by Modest Petrovich Moussorgsky starts to play as the boos of the crowd grow louder and louder. From behind the curtain, dressed in his traditional black gi pants steps Abunai, and the boos reach a fever pitch. Abunai walks down the aisle, unaware of the jeers, focused only on the ring. He walks slowly, deliberately, and his legendary focus is singled in on that ring. As he reaches the apron he, in one jump, leaps up to the apron. Grabbing hold of the top rope he leaps over them as well, landing on his feet, with not a moments worry about what he is to do in his eyes.)
Jon McDaniel: Lynch tries for a lock up, but Abunai sidesteps and drops him with a drop toe hold. Abunai quickly floats over and applies an STF. Lynch makes it to the ropes, but he clearly looks like his gameplan is messed up. Lynch is up and the two men circle each other. He tries for a lock up again, but Abunai ducks under and catches Lynch with a reverse neckbreaker.
Brian Rentfro: You've gotta love this, Jon. Abunai is just dissecting Matt Lynch in the ring.
Jon McDaniel: He's a technician for sure. Lynch has rolled out of the ring and is walking around outside. Abunai comes at him with a baseball slide, but Lynch gets out of the way. The two men trade punches in the ringside area, but Abunai manages to get the upper hand and roll Lynch back in the ring. Lynch gets to his feet and tries a double leg takedown, but Abunai blocks him with a double axehandle. He just hit the Danger Piledriver! 1...2..3!
Brian Rentfro: Abunai really impressed me. He came out here with a purpose and he accomplished what he wanted to. Nothing too fancy, just getting the job done. And that means he'll be facing either Nightstryker or Metalhead for the IC title soon!
Our view is from behind Homeless Man, who sits in a chair facing Sirus,
Grifter and Samantha, who are all seated on a sofa.
Sirus: Ready for the big night HM?
HM: OH! BIG BIG BIG....UNS
Homeless Man starts making his kissing noises again, directed at Samantha. The young woman
doesn't say a word, just flashes a smile.
Sirus: Well....all that in due time, my friend. How 'bout cleaning up
some before your big apperance tonight?
HM: Cleanin up some...Clean em up. Shave and a haircut...two bits.
Sirus: Well, ok then...
Sirus throws Homeless Man a towel. The bum tries to catch it, but misses as it hits him in
the face. He grabs it, stands up, and heads to the shower.
Ring Announcer: The following match is for the PWA Grizzly Beer title! Introducing first, the challenger. From the MoA, Darren Ridel!
("Master of Puppets" hits the PA as blue strobe lights hit a dim arena. Ridel emerges, the 'Hurt Styk' resting on his shoulder, his wife Jessica by his side. He calmly strides to the ring, and drops his ankle-length trenchcoat upon entering. He glares at the entranceway through his navy blue-framed oakleys, and awaits his opposition.)
Ring Announcer: His opponent is the reigning PWA Grizzly Beer champion...Corey Lazarus!
(All of the lights in the arena dim as strobelights blink on and off around the entrance set. Myst pours from the entrance curtain, and 2 white police-lights turn on around the curtain. The opening strains of "Coma America" by Amen plays as the fans erupt with applause and cheers. Casey Chaos yells out "CUT OFF!" in the song, to introduce the main riff, and then out from behind the curtain walks Corey Lazarus wearing a Fab 5 football jersey.)Jon McDaniel: This ought to be a good match-up!
(As they enter the ring they lock up. Ridel pulls Lazarus into a standing
armbar, and kicks him in the stomach. As Lazarus buckles over Ridel grabs his head and
goes for a bulldog. Lazarus counters by lifting him up and doing a
belly-to-back suplex. Ridel is up on his feet soon after, but holding his back. He leans
on the ropes, and Lazarus runs up and clotheslines him over the ropes. He falls to the
outside and the ref starts the ten count.)
Jon McDaniel: Lazarus appears to be domineering in the match.
Brian Rentfro: For now, yes. Let's if Ridel can pull off a come back
(Ridel, after recovering for a minute, slides back into the ring as the ref reaches 6.
He's met with stomps from Lazarus. Lazarus picks him up and whips him into the ropes. He
grabs the ropes as Lazarus throws up and big boot, and avoids it. He runs back at Lazarus
as his foot is coming down, and hits a jumping clothesline, knocking the big man into the
corner. Ridel is on him, kicking him in the stomach. He pulls him out of the corner, and
hops onto the second rope. He sets Lazarus up for a Tornado DDT. When he does it, Lazarus
goes around and drops him into a Manhattan Drop. Suddenly on the ADC-Tron, the words
"MoA Renegades" appear.)
Jon McDaniel: What is that all about?
Brian Rentfro: Jon, you're in Canada. The proper way to say that is,
"what is that all aboot, eh?"
(In the ring, Ridel recovers and tries for a DDT, but Lazarus catches him just as they
collide. He heaves Ridel up and drops him down on his face. He rolls him over and goes for
the pin. 1...2... kick! Lazarus picks Ridel up, but Ridel stands up fast and hits Lazarus
with a series of punches to the face. He knocks him into the corner, runs up to him and
monkey flips him out of the corner. Ridel gets back up onto his feet, hits the
ropes, comes back and hits a senton on Lazarus, who moves and lets Ridel hit the mat.)
Jon McDaniel: This has been an incredible match so far,
with both men giving it their all! I don't know how much more either one of them can take!
Brian Rentfro: Oh Man here comes that logo again!
(The lights dim as the words "MoA Renegades" flash onto the screen.Suddenly the
lights go out and the arena is plunged into darkness. Thefans are screaming in
excitement and suddenly the sound of chair on skull is heard reverberating through out the
arena. The lights come back on and show "The Spider" Dalton Campbell
standing in the middle of the ring with a steel chair in his hands. At his feet lies
the crumpled body of Darren Ridel)
Jon McDaniel: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! HAS DALTON LOST HIS MIND!
Brian Rentfro: It seems that Dalton Campbell has turned his back on his
former team members!
Jon McDaniel: The referee is calling for the bell. It looks like Ridel is getting the DQ win, but Lazarus retains his title!
Jon McDaniel: Here come the other Masters to the ring!
Gabrielle, The Brutal, Nightstryker, Prophet, and Abunai! Dalton has got some serious
explaining to do!
Brian Rentfro: Maybe he had something in his eye wait who is that?
[Coming from the crowd are 4 men dressed in white robes. They leap over the barrier and
meet the rushing masters at the Ramp! 10 men are battling on the ramp now, Lazarus is
keeping Ridel occupied in the ring. The fight continues for a while but finally the MoA
give way and retreat back to the locker room area to plan their next attack.]
Jon McDaniel: Who? What? Why!!!!
Brian Rentfro: I think we are about to find out! Dalton has a microphone.
[Dalton raises the mic to his hand is met by a mixed reaction from the crowd. Most of them
are not sure what to do next. Could this be another cruel trick being played by the master
of deceit himself?]
Dalton: I have been doing a lot of thinking since the Night of Armageddon
when I had my ankle broken at the hands of Monkey McDee. I have been doing a lot of soul
searching, asking myself why I am here. What am I doing with the Masters. After many
sleepless nights I decided that the time was right for a change to come to the PWA. But
wait a minute Dalton, you are a Master for Life, you can't turn your backs on them. Well
to tell you the truth, I am still a Master and with my I have decided to bring some new
Masters to the PWA. I present to you now, the members of the MoA Renegades First of all
they are a tag team sensation in the PWA,
one of the hottest up and coming tag teams in the federation, Chase Wilson and Ty Copas
The Cereal Killas!!!!!
[Two of the men in hoods flip back their covers revealing themselves to be the cereal
killas. There is a pop from the crowd and they stand up on the turnbuckles and pose for
the camera]
Jon McDaniel: I can't believe what I am seeing here!
Dalton: This next wrestler is a former PWA World Champion and maybe a
future one as well. I am pleased to announce to you the newest member of the MoA
Renegades. SHOWTIME!
Brian Rentfro: Showtime! Showtime has joined the Spider! Unbelievable
[The crowd gives a huge pop to this young star as he flexes his muscles and shows off to
the ladies. The crowd has worked their way up to a fever pitch now waiting in anticipation
for the next person to be revealed.]
Dalton: And Finally, another former PWA World champion. Hailing from his
home town of WINNIPEG MANITOBA!
Jon McDaniel: No way! No way!
[The crowd is on their feet right now! We can't even here Dalton announce Sirus' name as
he is already taking off his hood! ]
Dalton: Sirus Moran!
[Don't Fear the Reaper by the Blue Oyster cult thumps the arena as the 5 men walk down the
aisle towards the back room, leaving behind a crowd that is on their feet waiting for the
next match!]
Ring Announcer: The following match is the tag team
contest for the PWA Tag Team Championship! Making their way to the ring at this time...The
Silencers!
(The sound of a gong is heard, followed by the chanting of Buddhist monks. The loud and
quick drumming of traditional Japanese drums marks the arrival of Kowareta, as mist and
fog rises around him. He wears only white martial arts pants, a black belt, and black
boots. His hair is long, bright white, and his eyes are an allmost translucent blue.)
Ring Announcer: And their opponents. They are the PWA Tag Team Champions!
They are Beauty and The Brutal!
(The sound of drums is heard from the sound system, starting softly at first and growing
louder until it fills the entire arena. The Brutal appears from backstage, clenching his
fists. He is outfitted inshiny armor, which covers his upper torso and a metallic helmet
covers his head and face. He marches to the ring with Gabriell following closely behind,
and sheds his breastplate before entering.)
(The bell rings
Kowareta starts of with The Brutal. The two men tie up and The Brutal easily wins the
contest by pushing the European into the corner. Kowareta explodes fiercly and slams into
The Brutal, knocking the man back a few steps. Kowareta siezes the moment and nails TB
with a massive drop kick, sending the man crashing to the mat.
Kowwareta follows with a brutal chop to the sternum, leaving TB gasping for air. Kowareta
reaches over and tags in Psycho Sandra, who leaps over the ropes and hits TB with a leg
drop.)
Jon McDaniel: The Silencers are taking control early in the match.
Brian Rentfro: Yeah, but The Brutal can take a lot of punishement and
still come back 100%.
(Sandra climbs to the top of the turnbucle and leaps into the air, hitting TB with a
swanton bomb. As she stands up, she looks over at Gabrielle and flashes a sarcastic smile,
not realizing that TB has slowly made it back to his feet and is standing behind her. TB
grabs her, turns her around and lifts her into the air. He holds Sandra there for a few
seconds before dropping her to the canvas.)
Brian Rentfro: Gorilla press slam! He just sent Psycho Sandra halfway to
China!
(Sandra tries to gather her wits as TB makes his way to his corner and tags in Gabrielle.
The woman races over and picks Sandra up by the hair, spinning her around. Gabrielle
stares into her opponents eyes, then slaps her across the face, followed by a wicked
european uppercut. Sandra falls to one knee and stares up at Gabrielle. Gabrielle slowly
walks toward her and is stopped when Sandra hits her with a low blow.)
Brian Rentfro: OUCH!
Jon McDaniel: HA! What a move!
(The two women are on their knees, staring each other down for several seconds unitl
Gabrielle slaps Sandra again. Sandra returns fire, and the two start goring at it in the
center of the ring.)
Brian Rentfro: YEE HAW! Now this is entertainment!
(The two are rolling around, exchanging blows, and it seems Sandra has the upper hand. She
leans back and nails Gabrielle with a headbut. Gabby screams, and grasps her forhead.
Sandra takes the opportunity to tag her partner, and Kowereta enters the ring, making a
B-line for the stunned Gabrielle. He grabs her by the hair and lifts her up. She stands
there, dazed as he steps back, ready to deliver a roundhouse kick.
Out of nowhere, TB enters the ring and grabs Kowereta in a full nelson. He lifts the man
up and sends him down with a powerbobm.
The ref comes over and forces TB out of the ring, Gabrielle follows him over and tags the
massive man back in. He instantly makes his way over to the fallen Kowereta. Ge grabs the
man by the head and slowly starts to lift him into the air.)
Jon McDaniel: This could be it for The Silencers. If The Brutal hits
another power move, this could be ov..........Wait! What the hell.........On the
stage.......it's....that's........that's Chamelion! Chamelion is here! We haven't seen him
since Natural Selection did what they did!
Brian Rentfro: No! It can't be....he's dead...or something! He was nearly
broken in half!
(Chamelion just stands there on the stage area, staring down at the action in the ring. He
is clearly not 100%. The man doesn't move, just stares silently, motionless.
In the ring, TB whips Kowereta into the ropes, bounces off the opposide side and nails
Kowereta with a massive spear.)
McDanail: Oh My God!!! What a SPEAR!
(TB goes for the cover. 1.....Sandra leaps into the ring......2........Sandra runs to the
pin............Sandra drops a massive leg drop........3
The ref calls for the bell.)
Brian Rentfro: It's over! B&B win, they reatain the tag belts! Sandra
was a hair too late with that leg drop.
McDanail: A fraction of a second earlier and this match would still be
going.
Sandra leans over her fallen partner, helping him to his feet.
Ring Announcer: And this next match is one fall and is a
hell in the cell ladder match. The winner will be the one to grab the briefcase that is
almost fifty feet above the ground. This is a shot at the PWA World Title. Introducing
first from New York City, New York, and trained in the dungeon in Calgary, he comes in
weighing two hundred and thirty-eight pounds he is the Chamber Crippler, the Lone Wolf he
is Jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
(As the lights dim in, the crowd gets covered by a shadow of blue. Suddenly the techno
beginning of Moby's "The Blue light of the underwater sun" blast throughout the
arena. Jay then enters through the entrance way and stands there. He looks around the
arena with a smirk as he rubs his right hand around his left taped wrist. Jay's attire
consist of blue and black long tights and blue and black elbow pads with no shirt.
Sometime, he will switch the color of his long tights from blue and black to green and
black or white and black.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent and former teammate. He is from
Hollywood California, weighing it at two hundred thirty five pounds, he is the Hollywood
dragon and the son of fame, the former PWA World Champion Showtime…
(The lights go out, and "What If" by Creed hits. Maroon fireworks shoot up from
the entrance way for about thirty seconds. Then as the vocals start in "What If"
Showtime comes out to pyros. He has his hands up in the air and the crowd is cheering for
him. He slowly looks down at the cage and begins walking down the rampway.)
Jon McDaniel: As soon as Showtime steps into the ring Jay attacks him
with the ladder. Jay is just so vicous with those ladder shots. Showtime falls down
between the cage and the ring and Jay continues to use the ladder as a weapon. Showtime
rolls under the ring and Jay goes to look for him, Showtime comes out the other end and
waits for to Jay to come up. Jay comes up and Showtime hits him with a baseball slide. Jay
is stunned and slides into the ring and Showtime kicks him in the head. He picks Jay up
and whips him into the ropes and runs at him and hits a crossbody.
Jon McDaniel: Jay gets up and him and Showtime exchange punches, then Jay
goes for a hip toss but Showtime blocks, then Showtime tries a hip toss but Jay blocks and
gives Showtime a closeline. He starts kicking away at Showtime. He picks up Showtime and
throws him like a javelin into the cage. Jay sets up the ladder in the middle of the hell
in the cell. He starts climbing up and he is almost out of the hell cell when Showtime
pulles it out from under him. Jay is now hanging on by the top of the hell in the cell,
when Showtime uses the ladder like a chair and hits Jay with it making him fall down to
the ring. Showtime sets up the ladder again and picks Jay up and whips him right into the
ladder. Showtime picks Jay up and goes for a suplex but Jay blocks it and suplex Showtime
right on the ladder. Jay rest the ladder in the corner. He then goes over and grabs and
Showtimes legs almost like he is sitting up for a boston crap but then he catapulates
Showtime right into the ladder. Jay then moves the ladder and puts Showtime into the tree
of woe. He slids out of the ring and grabs a chair from under the ring. He slides back in
the ring and starts hitting Showtime in the ribs with the chair. After four or five shots
Showtime falls from the tree of woe position and lays there hepless.
Jon McDaniel: Jay goes back outside and grabs a table and slides it into
the ring. Showtime starts getting up and Jay whips him into the corner. Jay runs at him
and Showtime gets a boot up and Jay is stun Showtime climbs up on the second rope and hits
a lariet. Showtime gets up and hits a ddt on Jay. Showtime picks Jay and throws him into
the cage. Showtime goes and sets up the table and rolls Jay on it. He stands up and Jay
tries to stand Showtime signals like an umpire whan a runner is safe for the End Product.
Jon McDaniel: He puts Jay in the End Product but Jay counters and hits an
hurricarana on Showtime off of the table. Jay jumps off the table and throws it on top of
Showtime. Jay then goes over to the ladder and sets it up. He climbs up it and makes his
way out of the hell in the cell.
Brian Rentfro: That’s it, Jay is going to win. Showtime can’t
make it back.
Jon McDaniel: Back in the ring, Showtime is sitting up the table under
the trap door on top of the cage. Meanwhile on top of the cage, Jay has drug the piece of
plywood and has covered up the trap door. He is now sitting up the twenty foot ladder, as
he starts climbing, Showtime is below on top of the table with the ladder. Jay
doesn’t pay attention, and Showtime begins to lift the ladder and pushes the trap
door open and pushes the plywood up and knocks the ladder off, causing Jay to go falling
back right in front of the our table. Showtime know climbs up the ladder that is on top
the table. He makes his way to the top of the hell in the cell and runs of the side and
tries to hit a double axe handle on Jay, but Jay moves.
Brian Rentfro: OH MY GOD!!! Showtime just landing through our table. HE
IS DEAD. Showtime is busted open and isn’t moving.
Jon McDaniel: Someone end this match, they can’t continue like this.
Jay know picks up a limp Showtime and does a front face buster suplex right on the hell in
the cell. Jay drags Showtime by the leg around the cage. He picks him up and throws him
through the door to get back in to the hell in the cell. He then drags Showtime inside the
ring and throws the ladder of the cage. He puts Showtime on the table and grabs the table
in the ring and hits Showtime in the ribs a few times and Showtime just flinches and shows
few signs of life. Jay goes outside ring and starts climbing the outside of the hell in
the cell. He gets to the top and moves the plywood away and opens the trap door. He then
sits up the ladder and climbs up five rungs and turns around. OH MY GOD DON’T DO IT
JAY.
Brian Rentfro: Jay just jumped off of the ladder and went through opening
in the hell in the cell and land on Showtime and they went through the table. These men
are broken in half, they half to be. This match has gone to far.
Jon McDaniel: Jay rolls off of Showtime and kicks the broken table out of
the way. He then whips Showtime into the ropes and puts him on the top rope. NO Jay, stop
it, don’t do the J-Plex.
Brian Rentfro: NO JAY FINISH HIM, FINISH HIM.
Jon McDaniel: Jay goes over and picks up the chair. OH and god he just
nailed Showtime over the head with it, and again. Jay just looks at Showtime throws his
arms at him in digust. Jay sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring and slowly begins
to ascend it.
Brian Rentfro: OH MY GOD, LOOK AT SHOWTIME? Showtime is starting to
regain himself and is now standing on top turnbuckle, Jay looks over and hit and Showtime
jumps off the turnbuckle and hits a crossbody on the ladder knocking Jay off it and into
the cage.
Jon McDaniel: What won’t these two do to win this match. Both men
are done, and neither is stirring.
Brian Rentfro: All this at a chance to become the World Champ.
Jon McDaniel: Showtime is know starting to get up, and so is Jay, both
men look at each other, Showtime’s face is bloody, and Jay springs at him but
Showtime nails him with the chair that was near by. Now Jay has been busted opened.
Showtime takes Jay’s face and begins to rub it against the cold steel of the cage. He
picks Jay up and hits a powerbomb, then he puts him in the figure four leg lock.
Brian Rentfro: Showtime is stupid, you can’t make you oppenent
submit.
Jon McDaniel: But if your oppenent can’t stand up, he can’t
climb the cage.
Brian Rentfro: Exactly, Showtime is smart. I would do the same thing.
Jon McDaniel: Jay is screaming in pain, as Showtime locks it done even
more. Jay starts making his way to the ropes which won’t do much here. Showtime picks
up the chair that is now dented up, and hits both of their knees. Showtime is just as
crazy as Jay is he is injuring the both of them. Jay is screaming out in pain.
Brian Rentfro: Jay has been in the figure four for at least a minute or
two. JAY REVERSE, JAY REVERSE THE MOVE.
Jon McDaniel: Jay can’t hear you stupid.
Brian Rentfro: Oh he can’t? Look at this. Hey! What's up with the
ADC-Tron? The letter "B" just flashed on it...
Jon McDaniel: Jay is slowly trying to turn over the figure four, but
Showtime is fighting him, Showtime goes to hit Jay with the chair again, but Jay reverses
the figure four, and Showtime is now with a crimson face of blood is riving out in pain.
Showtime finially breaks the hold. And gets up. Jay is hold his left knee in pain and
Showtime grabs the folded up the ladder and drags it over to Jay. He kicks Jay a couple
times and puts his knee in the folded ladder and jumps up and down on it. Jay is screaming
out in pain.
Brian Rentfro: Showtime is sick. He should be arrested and have his hands
cut off. Listen to Jay scream. Showtime climbs up the turnbuckle and jumps off hitting a
senton bomb on the ladder.
Jon McDaniel: Jay’s left knee has to be broken. He tries to get up
and but Showtime hits him with the chair in the back of his knee. Showtime is driving the
chair in the back of Jay’s knee. Showtime now sets up the ladder in the middle of
ring, and slowly begins to climbing it. His ribs and the rest of his body have to be
bruised or broken.
Brian Rentfro: No, Jay get up, get up Jay, Showtime is going to win. We
can’t let this happen.
Jon McDaniel: Showtime opens up the trap door. OH MY GOD, Jay with
something, I don’t know where, but he had something left he pushed the ladder out of
underneath of Showtime. Showtime is dangling from the opening at the top of the cage. He
slowly begins to pull himself as Jay sets the ladder up and hits Showtime with it.
Showtime has finially made it to the top of the cage but he can’t move anymore.
Brian Rentfro: Hey Jon look they brought us out another table, maybe this
time Showtime won’t break it, stupid renegede Showtime.
Jon McDaniel: Jay is painfully climbing up the ladder inside of the hell
in the cell, he finially makes it to the top of the hell in the cell. Both men are on top
of the hell in cell, and Showtime is moving the piece of plywood to cover the trap door.
This is no way out now, except to go over the top of the cage. Showtime sets up that hudge
twenty foot ladder. He starts climbing it but Jay grabs his leg and pulls him down. Jay
then knocks down the twenty foot ladder and folds it up. He kicks it aside off of the
plywood, Showtime starts coming towards Jay, but Jay jumps to hit a hurricarana, wait
Showtime blocks he has Jay in the END PRODUCT.
Brian Rentfro: NO!!!! He just hit the End Product on the plywood. He
rolls jay off that big piece of flat wood.
Jon McDaniel: Showtime goes over and sets the twenty foot ladder. He
slowly starts climbing it.
Brian Rentfro: Oh my god, Jay is moving, how is he still moving. HOLY
FU…
Jon McDaniel: Jay just pushed over that twenty foot ladder that had
Showtime climbing up it. Oh my, the end of the ladder just hit Jay in the mouth, but he
holds on to it. Bleeding from the mouth now. Why is Jay holding on to the end of the
ladder?
Brian Rentfro: Wouldn’t you? If that falls of the Hell in the Cell
it is going to be impossible to get it back up there. Showtime is hanging on to the end of
the ladder that is over the edge of the cage.
Jon McDaniel: Showtime is slowly starting to use the ladder like a monkey
bar and is climbing closer the side of the cage. Jay is now standing up, but with a limp
and is trying to shake Showtime off of the ladder.
Showtime is about to fall he is holding on with one arm. Wait he jumps off and grabs a
hold of the cage. In one big movement, Jay falls back and the ladder is back in place. Jay
starts climbing up the ladder now.
Brian Rentfro: Look Showtime is now on top of the cage but he can barely
move. These men have been through hell in this match.
Jon McDaniel: Showtime is now crawling over to the ladder now. Jay is
only up about half way up the ladder. How can he even climb with that leg?
Brian Rentfro: Now Showtime is climbing the ladder. This can’t be
good for either man.
Jon McDaniel: Jay is almost to the top but he is stopping, he can barely
go on. He now sees Showtime is catching up with him and starts to climb again. He reaches
up to grab the briefcase, but Showtime is there to punch him. He punches him again. Both
men climb up another rung and Jay slams Showtime’s bloody face into the top of the
ladder.
Brian Rentfro: Jay has it won!! Wait what is he doing? OH NO
Jon McDaniel: Jay has Showtime in the J-plex. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Someone get out of here. Jay just hit the J-plex on Showtime almost fifty feet in the air,
through our table.
Brian Rentfro: Jay get up, get up Jay come one.
Jon McDaniel: These men can’t be alive no one can surrive that. This
match should have never happened. Our president is sick to let this match take place. Why
aren’t the paramedics out here?
Brian Rentfro: I heard President Robinson say that he didn’t want
ANYONE to come down in this match.
Jon McDaniel: Neither of these men are moving. These two may never ever
wrestle again. These two young bucks have just cut there careers short by god knows how
much. Jay is know crawling.
Brian Rentfro: Jay is the toughest man in the PWA. He is crawling towards
the ring. A normal person would have gave up a long time ago, but not Jay, he is beyond
any normal human.
Jay is now in the cage and is literally dragging himself up on the ladder.
Jon McDaniel: Doesn’t Jay realize that the piece of wood is covering
the trap door?
Brian Rentfro: I don’t think Jay cares.
Jon McDaniel: Showtime is right in front of us and he hasn’t moved
since that hellish J-Plex. Wait, wait, Showtime just rolled over, and is trying to set up.
Brian Rentfro: it is to late, Jay is almost on top of the hell in the
hell cell. Jay with all the strength left in him pushes open the trap door and knocking
over the ladder.
Jon McDaniel: Showtime is now barely standins and is laying on the side
of the cage. No he isn’t, yes he is starting to climb the cage.
Brian Rentfro: JAY HURRY UP!!!
Jon McDaniel: Jay is on top of the cage, and he laying there, his face
unrecognizable. Jay rolls over and from his knees his stands up that monster twenty foot
ladder. He then drags his lifeless and dead weight body up.
I can’t believe this Brian, Showtime is already half way up that cage. It must be
like climbing a mountain. How either of these men can move is beyond me.
Brian Rentfro: I wouldn’t rely on this two wrestling anytime soon
after this one.
Jon McDaniel: Jay is now on his fourth rung, and Showtime has just
reached the top of the cage. He rolls on and looks up to see where Jay is. Jay is barely
climbing up, Showtime crawls over to the bottom rung and begins to pull himself up.
Brian Rentfro: I think Showtime maybe to late, Jay is three fourths the
way up the ladder.
Jon McDaniel: Jay rest his wrecked body against the ladder and with his
last ounce of energy and begins climbing the ladder again. Showtime is starting to catch
up. Jay is to the top.
Look at Showtime he is starting to rock the ladder, as he is climbing. Jay reaches up and
misses the brief case, he climbs another rung, and he has done it. Jay was won!!!!!
Jon McDaniel: But wait Showtime is still climbing the ladder. Jay has
that briefcase in front of his face and Showtime knocks it out and punches him in the
face. He pulles him to the top of the cage.
Brian Rentfro: What is Showtime doing? No, don’t do it, not the
Showdown.
Jon McDaniel: Showtime just gave Jay the Showdown from the top of that
ladder through the top of the hell in the cell. Both men are laying the middle of the ring
broken. Paramedics start storming the ring. These two mens careers will never the be same
after tonight.
Brian Rentfro: Especially Jay’s, I bet he is the next PWA World
Champ. And again, the lights in the arena dimmed and the letter "O" came on the
screen. Weird!
We cut again to Sirus' locker room. Homeless Man is out of the shower, and
is sitting back in his chair. Our view is still from behind him as his long, wet hair
hangs over his shoulders. Clean at last.
Sirus brings a pair of sizzors to HM, who takes them and starts to cut away at his beard.
Sirus and the others can only watch in amazement as his face is slowly revealed. The
electric razor is next, and only takes a few minutes to cut the remaining hair from
Homeless Man's face.
The shave is over, and HM is looking in a hand mirror at his face. The mirror is placed
just so we can't see the reflection.
Sirus stares at HM in amazement, his mouth slightly open in shock. Grifter and Samantha
have similar looks on their faces; that can'tseem to believe what they're seeing.
Sirus starts to laugh uncontrollably
Sirus: Oooh...HA HA HA!!! TEE HEE HEE!!! Oh...happy day..
Homeless Man seems to have made a complete transformation. He looks up at Sirus and nods
his head a few times.
HM: Let's take care of business.
Brian Rentfro: Well, Jon. This should be an altogether
impressive match. Metalhead has been proving himself over and over again to be deserving
of both of those titles and now he's been forced to put both them on the line.
Jon McDaniel: I agree Brian. I personally think Metalhead is up to the
challenge. There's one very important aspect that could very well be the deciding factor
in this match.
Brian Rentfro: Absolutely. One very important aspect of this match that
really hasn't been mentioned alot. That is, who is the guest referee.
Jon McDaniel: Who is he? Who this is could even the odds for Metalhead or
doom him to loose both titles.
Brian Rentfro: I cant' wait to see how this turns out. Let's bring out
our guest referee, RAIZZOR!!!!
(As a kind of creepy Undertaker-ish theme plays, Raizzor comes out in a ref shirt, to a
mixed reaction from the crowd. He walks down and slides into the ring. "Brass
Monkey" by the Beastie Boys plays and Monkey McDee makes his entrance. He's getting a
more or less positive response from the crowd. His whole Silverback thing is going over
well.)
Jon McDaniel: Well, here he is. The first competitor in this match. In it
to be the new Hardcore Champ, Monkey Mc...
Brian Rentfro: You mean Silverback, the new more viscious, more violent
McDee.
(As he gets halfway down the aisle the brutal intro of "Gods of Rapture" by
Meshuggah blasts over the loud speaker. Metalhead runs out of the back and spears
Silverback from behind, knocking him down and slamming his face into the guardrail. As
Silverback falls back Metalhead stands over him and grabs his hair and starts punching
him. Without warning Nightstryker runs down the aisle and clubs Metalhead in the back of
the head, making him stumble forward.)
Jon McDaniel: This match certainly started off quickly. Let's see what
our ref will do about this.
(With all 3 men now out of the back, Raizzor starts the 10 count. Silverback gets up and
he and Nightstryker rush Metalhead form behind. They each grab one of Metalhead's legs and
run together down to the ring. They lean back and whip Metalhead down, stomach first onto
the ring steps. Metalhead curls up and rolls over the steps onto the floor. Nightstryker
slides into the ring and Silverback grabs one of Metalhead's dreads and tries to pull him
off the ground. Metalhead comes up fast and low blows him. He slides into the ring by 7.)
Brian Rentfro: Was is just me, or did that count slow down when Metalhead
was the only one being counted out.
Jon McDaniel: I noticed that, too. Having Raizzor guest ref may have been
in Metalhead's best interests.
(As Metalhead slides into the ring he's met by a series of stomps from Nightstryker. He
lifts Metalhead up and whips him into the ropes. Metalhead grabs the ropes and
Nightstryker throws a big boot that falls short. As Nightstryker lowers his foot Metalhead
comes off of the ropes and clotheslines him into and over the ropes. Nightstryker hits the
apron and rolls onto the floor. As he stands up Metalhead slingshots over the top, taking
Nightstryker down again. Metalhead gets up and stomps him a few times as Raizzor starts
the 10 count. He hits 2 and Metalhead slides back into the ring. As soon as he gets into
the ring Raizzor speeds up his count.)
Jon McDaniel: WOAH! What is that?! That's not exactly fair!
Brian Rentfro: He can do it if he wants.
(As Metalhead stands up Silverback runs up and smacks him with a chair in the back,
dropping him to his knees. Raizzor turns around and gets in Silverback's face, yelling at
him to get back onto the apron. As he does this Nightstryker slower recovers and slides
into the ring. Metalhead also recovers, but not quick enough to block a stomp to the
shoulder. Nightstryker lands it, then lifts Metalhead up and whips him into the ropes. As
Metalhead heads toward the ropes Silverback holds the chair on the inside of the ropes and
Metalhead smacks into it and stumbles away from the ropes. Nightstryker runs up, grabs him
and hits a short suplex on Metalhead, then tags Silverback. Silverback climbs up top with
the chair and goes for an Arabian facebuster, but Metalhead rolls out of the way.
Silverback lands hard, denting the chair with his back side.)
Brian Rentfro: Here it is. I think this is what the crowd wanted to see.
This is what Metalhead is famous for.
Jon McDaniel: Agreed. Silverback or McDee, the monkey has got a tough
fight ahead of him.
(Silverback rolls back off of the folded chair, holding his thigh. Metalhead grabs the
chair, lifts Silverback up and bashes him in the forehead with the rim of the chair,
busting him open. Metalhead then winds up and nails Silverback in the head with the chair,
knocking the seat out and sending it into the ringside area and leaving the rest of the
chair hanging around Silverback's neck, who stumbles into the corner. Metalhead climbs up
on the second rope and starts pummeling his head. He hops down and whips Silverback out of
the corner. He grabs the chair, causing the other slide to slam into Silverback's neck and
drop him on mat, holding his throat.)
Jon McDaniel: OUCH! That had to hurt!
Brian Rentfro: Nightstryker is lucky, if anything, that Metalhead can't
go hardcore on him, as per the rules of this match.
Jon McDaniel: I don't know, Brian. That's all up to what Raizzor does and
doesn't call.
(Nightstryker tries to climb into ring. As he leans down to go under the top rope
Metalhead takes what's left of the chair and swings it up connecting cleanly with
Nightstryker's face. Everyone hears the metallic smack and Nightstryker falls to the
outside of the ring. Raizzor looks away, acting like he didn't see the clearly illegal use
of a weapon.)
Brian Rentfro: WHAT WAS THAT? He should be DQed right now. Is Raizzor
blind?!
Jon McDaniel: That just goes back to what I said earlier. This match is
subject to the ref's opinion. If Raizzor doens't call it there's nothing that can be done.
(Metalhead picks up Silverback and throws him through the ropes onto the outside.
Metalhead follows him out. He grabs Silverback by the back of the neck and slams his head
into the gaurdrail not once, not twice, but thrice, getting his blood all over the
guardrail. Metalhead lifts him up and scoop slams him on the floor. He covers. Raizzor
slides out of the ring and starts the count. 1..2.. Nightstryker kicks Metalhead, breaking
up the pin. Raizzor starts yelling at Nightstryker. Metalhead, while Silverback is down,
reaches under the ring and slides out a table. He unfolds the legs and sets up the table.
He turns around and is met by a stiff right hand to the jaw from Silverback. He
hits him with another one, knocking him back into the table. Silverback hits with a third
punch to the jaw, knocking him down to his
knees. Silverback runs to the guardrail, reaches into the audience and grabs someone's
chair. He runs up to Metalhead and swings it at his head. Metalhead
catches the chair, grabs either side and slams the seat into Silverback's head. He does it
again, knocking him back. Metalhead goes to do it again, but Silverback kicks him in the
groin. As Metalhead buckles over Silverback hits him on the back with the chair, then
rolls him onto the table. He slides into the ring and tags Nightstryker.)
Jon McDaniel: Metalhead's in a bad way.
Brian Rentfro: What are those two gonna do to him?
(Nightstryker puts his hands together and Silverback puts his foot on his hands.
Nightstryker boost him up over the top. Silverback tries to body splash Metalhead but he
rolls off the table and Silverback tears through it.)
Brian Rentfro: Wait a minute. Nightstryker can't do hardcore. He's in the
for the IC title.
Jon McDaniel: First, it didn't connect. Second, McD... I mean Silverback
actually did the splash.
(Metalhead reaches into the ring, grabs Nightstryker's leg and trips him, knocking him
onto his back. Metalhead slides into the ring. He starts stomping on him. He lifts
Nightstryker up and whips him into the corner. Metalhead charges in, but Nightstryker
turns hits him with a boot to the face. Nightstryker comes out of the corner and
clotheslines Metalhead, doubling him over. Nightstryker lifts him up and sets him up for a
powerbomb. Metalhead stiffens up suddenly and hits a back drop on him. Metalhead runs into
the ropes, comes back and hits a Hulk Hogan style legdrop. Metalhead makes the cover.
Raizzor slides down. 123...KICK.)
Jon McDaniel: OH MY GOD!
Brian Rentfro: What was that?!
Jon McDaniel: That was the quickest count I ever heard.
Brian Rentfro: That could not have been fair! Impossible!
Jon McDaniel: Looks like we won't have a new IC Champ.
(Nightstryker rolls out of the ring cursing out loud. Metalhead raises his arms, playing
to the crowd, which is now cheering for him. He moves close to the ropes and Silverback
grabs his hair from over the ropes. He sets Metalhead up for a reverse suplex over the
rope.)
Jon McDaniel: Look at that. McDee is going to reverse suplex over the
top.
Brian Rentfro: That's not all. Silverback, not McDee, has got a table set
up right next to the ring apron.
(Metalhead fights with Silverback for a minute before he elbows McDee in the stomach,
causing him to let go. Silverback jumps up, springboards off the top and does a dropkick,
catching Metalhead on the shoulder and knocking him to the mat. Silverback grabs his foot
to put on a submission but can't because Metalhead rolls over and kicks him in the face.
Silverback falls into the ropes. Metalhead gets up, rushes Silverback and
clothelines him over the top. Silverback hits the apron. Metalhead reaches through the
ropes and pushes him onto the table. Metalhead then climbs up top...)
Jon McDaniel: What is going to do?
Brian Rentfro: Does it matter? Its obvious that just because of Raizzor,
Metalhead couldn't have won this match!
Jon McDaniel: I disagree, Brian. I think Metalhead was just on top of
things all the way through.
Brian Rentfro: Yeah.. and the ref likes him
(Metalhead jumps off and plants both feet in Silverback's abdomen, stomping him through
the table.)
Jon and Brian: OH MY GOD!
(Metalhead makes the cover on the outside. Raizzor slides out of the ring.
1...2...3...)
Ring Announcer: The following is a no DQ match for the PWA World Title! Making his way to the ring is the challenger, accompanied by President Robinson, Fear, and Banshee...he is Rage!
(The lights in the arena dim. A voice comes over the PA saying, "Can you feel it?" The left screen of the ADC-Tron flashes "N" and then the right screen flashes "S". The voice repeats, "Can you feel it?" "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 starts on the PA and the center screen of the ADC-Tron changes to the words "Natural Selection". During the intro of the song a woman's voice can be heard, "Can you feel it?.............The Adrenaline?..............The Future?..............The Legend...........THE RAGE!?! Robinson and Fear walk out onto the entrance, spotlights shining on them. Rage comes out with Banshee right behind him. Rage stops on the ramp to stare toward the ring, then follows Robinson and Fear into the middle of the ring. Robinson pulls a microphone from an inside jacket pocket and begins to speak. The crowd boos loudly.)
President Robinson: This is a night I've been waiting a long time for. For over 2 years now I've had to suffer while Sirus Moran remained under contract to the PWA. Sure, the fans loved him, but he's not the kind of man I want representing the company I've worked so hard to build. I'm sure you all noticed that while Raizzor may have been here tonight, he wasn't able to take an active role in the event. That's thanks to one man, the man they call Rage. He's here tonight to do what he does best, which is end careers. I know he's the hometown boy (the crowd cheers) so take lots of pictures, cause this will be the last match you ever see Sirus in!
Rage: Robinson here is right, as usual. Sirus is done with folks. This is my kind of match, nothing I do will cost me the title and I like that. And to counteract the Moran Clan (the crowd cheers again), I've brought Fear, Banshee and President Robinson with me to ringside, though I promise they'd never actually try to help me win. I know that all week Sirus has been running scared from me, and I don't blame him. I'm the man that breaks necks and backs and ruins dreams. But if he thinks that just because he could talk his hobo friend into showering he could talk me into going easy on him tonight, then he's got another think coming. Hell, feel free to bring your formerly smelly friend with you, Sirus. It won't make a bit of difference. Before I'm done, your career will be laying in pieces around my feet. And once that is done, Natural Selection will be running the PWA. So Sirus, get ready to feel...the...RAGE!
Ring Announcer: Introducing now, the PWA World Champion...from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada...Sirus Moran!
(Slow soft music comes over the speakers.
"We are real Canadians, fight for the rights of every bear and man,
We are real Canadians, wrestling is a right, wrestle for your life!!!!!")
Jon McDaniel: "Well, here we go again."
Brian Rentfro: "This is great! Here he comes."
Jon McDaniel: "I'm glad the wagon moves so slow otherwise you'd
never have time to jump on it."
Brian Rentfro: "Hunh?"
("Well, you beat up my friends, and you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide,
We are real Canadians, fight for the rights of every bear and man,
We are real Canadians, wrestling is a right, wrestle for your life!!!!!"
Sirus steps out onto the ramp with 'Al' held high in the air. 'More Human Than Human'
starts to play now. Sirus has on his black shorts and a fresh 'L7' on his forehead. The
PWA world title belt is around his waist.)
Brian Rentfro: "I actually have pity for the first person to beat
him and put on that belt. It's got to be filthy by now."
Jon McDaniel: "I .. I actually agree with you."
Brian Rentfro: "Ha! Pay up. Five bucks."
(Sirus is wearing a short sleeved shirt. The sleeves are red and there is a red maple leaf
in the midle of his chest. Sirus face is beaming with pride. There are signs in the
audience that read "Sirus for PM", "Who da bear? 'Al' da bear!",
"Itsy Bitsy Spider", "I felt the Rage, it was small", "MoA is
here, sleep with one eye open".)
Jon McDaniel: "Well, the crowd is sure behind him, but what do you expect? I
think half of the crowd are Morans."
Brian Rentfro: "No kidding, I already recognize Willie 'the wimp'
Moran and his nephew L'il Tyke Moran. Boy, a lot of these people sure really look alike. I
wonder if .."
Jon McDaniel: "Don't. Don't even start."
(Sirus talks to 'Al' a little and them points to the roof. Thousands of balloons with the
PWA logo and 'Al's face appear and float down to the crowd. Sirus leans forward and puts
his hand to his ear, the crowd roars (the advantage of being a hometown boy I guess). He's
smiling so much he's trying not to laugh with joy. He brings a microphone up to his lips.)
Sirus: "I forget, where am I again?"
Crowd: "Winnipeg, MANITOBA, Canada"
Sirus: "Oh yeah, I wondered why so many of you looked familiar. I
see Ms. Davis is here to. Thanks for the cookies, they were great. 'Al' really likes the
peanut butter ones. It's nice to be back home. As a lot of you know, I do actually come
back a lot, but it's still nice to be back. I'd like to take you all out for some of Ms.
Davis' cookies later!
No really, I have a hall rented and everything. That old lady sure can bake up a storm.
Just bring your ticket stub and present it at the door. MoA are welcome, but they have to
behave.
It's sure been a great show hasn't it? Full of surprises. I wonder what's going to happen
next?"
(Sirus turns to look at the monitor which shows him looking at the monitor looking at the
monitor …)
Sirus: "Right! I'm up next"
(The crowd cheers. Sirus and 'Al' head out to the ramp and they try to shake hands with or
high five as many people as they can. Sirus tosses out a few PWA liscenced 'Al' beanies
into the crowd. Sirus starts to head to the ring, but then stops and pulls out a
microphone while standing at the top of the ramp.)
Sirus: You know, since you invited him, why not...
(Sirus stand at the stage area with a grin on his face as he stares down at the ring.
The arena lights go out. The only illumination is that of a simple spotlight shining on
Sirus as he stares down at the ring.
The booming sound of a heart beating over and over again fills the air.
A voice, speaking four simple words echos throughout the arena 'Can you feel it?' The
heartbeats continue as the spotlight over Sirus fades out, the arena is dark
and silent. The beating stops and 'Your Disease' by Saliva begins playing. Red, green, and
blue pyros explode around the stage and down the ramp, and the arena lights come back up
as a figure emerges from the backstage area.)
Jon McDaniel: Oh my god!! That's....that's Brian Andersen!! The
Rage...The Rage has returned to the PWA!!! And Robinson can't belive it!!!
Brian Rentfro: NO!!! NO...Rage is in the ring!! That's can't be...
Jon McDaniel: Yes it is! That is THE RAGE!!! And by the look on his face,
he is not a happy man.
(Sirus and Andersen pound fists and the two make their way toward the ring. The members of
'Natural Selection' spill out of the ring as the two men approach.)
Jon McDaniel: NS is heading for higher ground!
Brian Rentfro: Do you blame them? They thought Sirus was bringing a
homeless guy to the ring. What was he going to do?
Jon McDaniel: You don't think? Was Rage the homeless man? Was this
planned from the begining?
Brian Rentfro: I wouldn't put it past Sirus to pull a stunt like this. He
knew that there was no way in hell Robinson would allow Brian Andersen at ringside.
Jon McDaniel: Well, whatever the reason, this has got to be a shock to
Robinson. He made this a no DQ match.
Brian Rentfro: Oh, no! You're right! Well...this...this isn't fair! He's
the President of the PWA...he should be allowed to change the rules of this match.
Jon McDaniel: It's too late for that! Rage and Robinson are standing
outside the ring, yelling at the referee while the crowd is going crazy. Senior Referee
Lance Weston forces Brian Andersen out of the ring and Rage slides in. Rage tries
attacking Sirus from behind, but Sirus spins, catching his arm and whips Rage into the
ropes. Rage ducks a clothesline and stops to try a superkick. Sirus sidesteps and takes
Rage down with a legsweep. Rage rolls backwards to a vertical base and rushes Sirus,
taking the champ down with a lariat. Rage doesn't waste any time, dropping right to the
mat and pounding Sirus' head into the mat.
Brian Rentfro: And listen to the crowd! They hate him.
Jon McDaniel: Rage heads over to the turnbuckles and starts removing one of the pads.
Brian Rentfro: Now things are getting interesting! And this is 100% legal in this match!
Jon McDaniel: Sirus is up now, spins Rage around and hits him with a haymaker! Now Sirus is kneeling over Rage, pounding him with punches. Rage brings his feet up, hooks them under Sirus' arms and pulls him back for a pin! 1.kickout!
Brian Rentfro: That was way too early for a pin, but a good way to get away from those punches.
Jon McDaniel: They lock up and Rage whips Sirus into the ropes and gorrila presses the champ! Sirus is on the mat on his stomach. Rage pulls him up from behind and grabs him around the neck. Going for an inverted DDT? No! He pulls back and drops to his knee, hitting a variation of a backbreaker, but he's holding the move in a combination backbreaker submission/dragon sleeper! Sirus is getting a lot of strain placed on his neck and back right now.
Brian Rentfro: And even if he could get to the ropes it wouldn't matter in this match.
Jon McDaniel: Brian Andersen jumps onto the ring apron, causing Rage to drop the hold and stand to face him. Rage pulls Sirus up...and nails a fisherman's brainbuster! 1...2..kickout!
Brian Rentfro: That's what you get for working the neck like that. He's working towards the Breakdown, and then its going to be all over for Sirus.
Jon McDaniel: Rage is yelling to Robinson for something. Robinson throws a length of camera cable into the ring. Rage wraps it around Sirus' neck and then throws him out the ring! Rage is hanging Sirus!
Brian Rentfro: And more abuse to the neck!
Jon McDaniel: Fear and Robinson are pulling on Sirus' feet, making the damage just that much worse! Here comes Brian Andersen around the side of the ring! Fear and Robinson let go of Sirus and run. Rage lets go of the cable and turns to yell at Andersen more.
Brian Rentfro: Well, Rage has really been controlling the pace of this match, but with an opponent like Sirus, you don't want to stop your attack for a second, let alone to yell at someone else at ringside.
Jon McDaniel: Sirus rolls back in the ring, but Rage grabs him by the hair and yanks him to his feet, then points towards the exposed turnbuckle! He starts pounding Sirus' head into the corner! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10! Sirus is busted wide open and falls backwards on the mat! As his head hits the mat, blood splatters everywhere! Rage climbs up top and comes down with a big elbow, but Sirus moves out of the way! Rage is furious! He pulls Sirus up and sets him up for a Tombstone Piledriver! Sirus wiggles...he reverses it! Tombstone on Rage! The crowd is going crazy. Sirus goes to pull Rage up, but gets cut short with a low blow! Rage trips Sirus and applies a camel clutch! The blood is just streaming down Sirus' face at this point, collecting in a growing puddle on the mat.
Brian Rentfro: Sirus looks about dead in there! And with Rage working the neck like that, its only a matter of time before Sirus has to tap out!
Jon McDaniel: The crowd is chanting for Sirus, trying to help him rally, but it might be a case of too little, too late. Sirus is struggling to reach the ropes. He finally makes them, but the referee can't force Rage to break the hold. Wait! Sirus is using the ropes to pull himself to his feet! Rage has to let go of the hold, but he steps back and rushes Sirus, but the champ back body drops him out of the ring, right next to Brian Andersen! Andersen is kicking and pounding on Rage before rolling him back in the ring!
Brian Rentfro: When did this turn into a lumberjack match?
Jon McDaniel: Rage gets up and yells at Andersen, then spits on him! But Rage turns around to walk right into a superkick from Sirus! Sirus drops and covers! 1...2.kickout! The crowd is going nuts as Sirus starts his comeback! Rage rushes Sirus again, but gets a powerslam for the effort! Rage rolls out of the ring and starts to walk around, trying to collect himself. Andersen comes up from behind with a running bulldog! Andersen and Rage start brawling around the ringside!
Brian Rentfro: But look in the ring, Jon! While Sirus is watching that, Fear snuck in with a ring bell! He grabs Sirus from behind and hits a Death Wish on the ring bell! That's the move that killed King Agony! Kinda...
Jon McDaniel: President Robinson is trying to get between Rage and Andersen, because he knows that Rage has to focus on winning the title! Andersen clocks the President right in the eye! But Rage sees what's going on in the ring and slides in, covering Sirus! 1...2...kickout! that couldn't have been any closer! Rage pulls Sirus up and lifts him up for the Breakdown! But Sirus flips out and shoves Rage into the ropes. Sirus drop toe holds Rage onto the ring bell! Rage gets pulled up and whipped into the ropes. Sirus hits a nice tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and covers. 1...2..kickout.
Brian Rentfro: Could this place be any louder?
Jon McDaniel: Sirus looks out to the crowd and points to Rage. The crowd roars their approval! Sirus pulls Rage up and delivers the 5 trapped headbutts! He whips Rage into the ropes...its the Nameless Knockout! 1...2..Sirus pulls Rage up! I don't believe it!
Brian Rentfro: What is Sirus doing? He had the match won!
Jon McDaniel: Sirus isn't ready to be done with Rage yet, I think. Maybe he's wanting some vengence for Raizzor and Chamelion? Sirus sets up Rage and hits the Wrong Hand of Doom! But Rage doesn't go down! He's clearly dazed and wobbly, but still standing! Sirus yells something to Andersen...
Brian Rentfro: What's going on?
Jon McDaniel: Andersen gets on the ring apron with 'Al'! The crowd is loving it! Andersen throws 'Al' at Rage and Rage finally goes down!
Brian Rentfro: I should have known! Sirus wanted the hometown folks to see 'Al' hit his patented inverted DDT!
Jon McDaniel: The crowd is on their feet as Sirus covers...1...2...3! Sirus wins!
("Play Around" by Lil Cease comes on the PA and the lights turn red.)
Brian Rentfro: What's going on? I haven't heard that song in over a year!
(A man comes out to the top of the ramp, but his face is still dark. The ADC-Tron goes black as a loud voice comes out on the PA. IN THE BEGINNING....THERE WERE THE... the ADC-Tron flashes to life with the word ICONS in huge gold letters. The lights comes up, revealing Cinergy standing on the ramp.)
Brian Rentfro: Cinergy is back! First Panzadise, then Brian Andersen, now Cinergy! But what the hell is going on?
(Cinergy slowly walks towards the ring, where Sirus and Andersen were celebrating.)
Jon McDaniel: Rage, Fear, and Robinson are using this distraction to sneak into the ring and attack Andersen and Sirus from behind!
(As soon as they attack, Cinergy rushes towards the ring.)
Brian Rentfro: But here comes Cinergy to even out the sides!
Jon McDaniel: Sirus just whipped Robinson into the ropes! Nameless Knockout on the President! And here's Cinergy! He waits for Sirus to hit Fear with a haymaker...Cinergy spins Sirus around and hits the Bolt! Andersen and Rage are fighting each other, but Fear and Cinergy are kicking the snot out of the champ!
("The Final Countdown" by Europe comes on the PA. The Spider, Showtime, and the Cereal Killas run down the ramp and slide into the ring. They attack Fear, Cinergy, and Rage, driving them out of the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: Does this mean that the Spider is now allied with Sirus?
Brian Rentfro: Who knows, Jon. But what I do know is we're out of time, so tune in on Wednesday for Chaos!
Jon McDaniel: That's my line, Brian. And you're not getting paid extra for that.
Brian Rentfro: Dammit.
(The screen fades to black, then a logo appears...)
