Jon McDaniel: Folks, we're coming live from London at the second annual London's Burning event. I have to admit that even though the big pay per view setting is full of chaos, tonight is especially like that.
Brian Rentfro: You can say that again, Jon. We just got word from Aegian Dreams Headquarters about an hour before the show that the PWA was being sold. I'm just stunned. For all we know, once the new owners, Pioneer Entertainment, take over tomorrow afternoon, they could just strip the belts from the champions and appoint anyone as champ! People are out here giving it all for the fans in matches that may mean nothing in the morning!
Jon McDaniel: That goes more than double for Showtime and Panzadise. A lot of times, we call the Battle Dome match the most dangerous in the PWA. But in all seriousness, the London's Burning cage is the single most deadly match ever. It starts off as a simple Hell in the Cell, which is already an exciting and dangerous match. But then we had gas flames that surround the cage from top to bottom, including the roof of the cage. It is an oven in there and it takes it's toll on the wrestlers.
Brian Rentfro: I'd just like to take this time to mention how glad I am that Pioneer Entertainment has purchased the PWA. I've been a big fan of their work for years now, and it is nice to know that we're being run by such a top notch company!
Jon McDaniel: Pioneer Entertainment was just formed about a month ago just to buy the PWA! You haven't been following them! You're just anxious to suck up as quickly as possible!
Brian Rentfro: Hey, with Robinson out the door, I've got to make sure that I'm working, you know?
Brian Rentfro: There is some mystery surrounding our first match of the night. Jeckyll and Hyde, who've we've not seen or heard from in a long time, suddenly got booked to face an unknown Tag Team.
Jon McDaniel: Truth be told, though, Brian... I'm sure most of the PWA fans have a pretty good idea who the team will be.
Brian Rentfro: Who???
Jon McDaniel: Never mind! Let's go the ring!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to London's Burning! Our first match of the evening is a tag team contest. Currently in the ring, the team of Jeckyll & Hyde!
[The two men play to the crowd]
Ring Announcer: And their opponents......
[The arena goes into pure blackness... a few seconds pass when two pyros explode on stage and the theme "Instruments of Destruction" blares over the speakers and the crowd goes wild as The 'Soul-Taker' Raizzor and his brother The Chamelion arrive on the stage. The two brothers move down to the ringside area and as The Chamelion slides under the bottom rope, Raizzor steps over the top and they climb opposite turnbuckles to soak up the fan's cheers.]
Ring Announcer: At a total combined weight of 530lbs, Raizzor & Chamelion; The Krymson Dragons!!!
Brian Rentfro: WOW! Who'd ever have guessed???
Jon McDaniel: (under his breath) Anyone with a brain!
KRYMSON DRAGONS
VS. JECKYLL & HYDE[In The Ring, Raizzor and Chamelion converse for a moment before Chamelion steps outside and Raizzor turns to face Hyde, who starts the match for his team. The bell rings and the two men circle each other. The two lock up and Raizzor overpowers Hyde and scoop slams him to the canvas.]
Brian Rentfro: As a team, Raizzor & Chamelion haven’t been in a match since High Stakes!
Jon McDaniel: And neither have seen any action since just after Who's The Man? We'll quickly see any ring rust if they have any!
[Hyde comes to his feet and t urns just in time to be met with a big boot to the face by Raizzor. Hyde slams backwards to the mat and rolls painfully over to tag in Jeckyll. Raizzor backs to his corner and a quick tag puts Chamelion into the contest. Chamelion charges Jeckyll who sidesteps Chamelion. Chamelion bounces off the corner and stumbles back into a reverse neck breaker by Jeckyll.]
Brian Rentfro: An amateur mistake by the former World Champion, Chamelion.
[Shaking his head, Chamelion crawls to his feet and Jeckyll grabs a hold of him and hooks him up for a suplex. Chamelion blocks the move, and instead, reverses it with one of his own. Chamelion is quickly back up, and bounces off the ropes to deliver a drop kick to the kneeling Jeckyll.]
Jon McDaniel: I think he's getting the hang of being back in the ring.
[Jeckyll tags in Hyde and then falls out of the ring. Hyde gets a knee lift in on Chamelion, doubling him over and then Hyde puts Chamelion down to the canvas with a double-axe handle to the back of the neck. Hyde then drives his knee into Chamelion's back and kidneys for good measure. Confident, Hyde climbs to the second turnbuckle and jumps, driving his elbow down onto Chamelion, who gasps in pain.]
Brian Rentfro: What should have been a Sunday drive for the former Tag champions, is becoming a more dangerous issue every moment.
[Hyde hooks on a Boston Crab and applies deadly pressure to Chamelion. In pain, Chamelion struggles to get his feet under him.. but Hyde drops his body down onto Chamelion, keeping him in check. Chamelion tries again, gets his legs under him and lifts up Hyde, dropping backwards and sending him crashing to the mat.]
Jon McDaniel: Both men are down... it's gonna go to whoever can make the tag first!
[Chamelion crawls painfully towards his corner as Hyde mirrors his actions towards Jeckyll. Both men make their tags almost simultaneously and the crowd erupts as Raizzor and Jeckyll meet in the middle of the ring. Raizzor delivers a couple strong punches, grabs Jeckyll and whips him to the ropes. Raizzor quickly bounces off the other side and delivers the flying clothesline onto Jeckyll. Raizzor covers... 1...2... Kickout!]
Brian Rentfro: Close!!!
[Quickly, so as not to lose momentum, Raizzor picks up Jeckyll and again whips him to the ropes... Jeckyll ducks a clothesline and hits the other side. On his way back, he goes for one of his own that Raizzor ducks.. Raizzor turns, measures Jeckyll and hits a spinning heel kick!]
Jon McDaniel: That's a new one for Raizzor!
[Hyde tries running in, but gets speared by a recovered Chamelion, driving Hyde back outside the ring. Chamelion then turns, his grin devilish and motions Raizzor to end this. Raizzor nods, picks up Jeckyll and sets him up for a powerbomb!]
Brian Rentfro: Looks like powerbomb time! Hey! Chamelions going to the top rope behind Raizzor!
[Raizzor lifts Jeckyll up, but not in a classic powerbomb.. it's....]
Jon McDaniel: The Last Ride?????
[Raizzor gets Jeckyll up over his head in the Last Ride, and holds him there as Chamelion flies and Spears Jeckyll from over Raizzor's head and the two men crash tremendously to the canvas. Chamelion rolls away as Raizzor drops and makes the cover...1....2.....3!]
Brian Rentfro: What a MOVE! That hurt me from over here!!!
Jon McDaniel: A devastating finisher by the Krymson Dragons!!! They definitely have made a strong come back, but will they be able to stand up to the amazing teams here in the PWA? Only time will tell.
Brian Rentfro: Raizzor and Chamelion are heading backstage and it's time to move on to our next match.
Jon McDaniel: And here we are, folks! It’s time for the most unusual event I’ve ever been a part of. Jay and Monkey McDee will face each other at the Tower of London in what they are calling a “Disturbed” match.
Brian Rentfro: That’s right, Jon. Think of it as a going away present from Silverback!
Jon McDaniel: Well, this is one present I won’t mind getting from the former M.o.A. member. As far as I know, nothing like this has ever been attempted in the PWA before.
Brian Rentfro: It’ll probably be the last time too. I’m betting McDee doesn’t make it out of this one alive!
Jon McDaniel: I don’t know about that, Brian. Both wrestlers have an extensive background in hardcore matches. But you are right about one thing. We have no idea how McDee’s recent resurgence will effect his performance tonight.
Brian Rentfro: Like it matters. Jay has dominated over McDee in the past, and tonight won’t be any different.
Jon McDaniel: Tonight’s official, Hackie Chen, is informing us that the match is about to begin. Let’s check out the action!
*The camera cuts a courtyard area, where we see an array of fans cheering behind roped barriers. Both Jay and McDee are warming up on the grass. Referee Chen signals to the wrestlers that the match is about to begin. *
Jon McDaniel: Did Robinson sell seats at the Tower as well?
Brian Rentfro: Of course! He’s a great businessman! The PWA is going to make some major moolah tonight!
Jon Daniel: That’s assuming Jay and McDee don’t destroy too many priceless relics!
Brian Rentfro: If only!
Referee Chen: Coming to the rin-…errr…field at this time, standing at 6’3” and weighing in at 238 pounds, he is the Chamber Crippler…he is JAAAAY!
*Jay raises his arms and smacks his fits together triumphantly. *
Brian Rentfro: Boy, without entrance music, this introduction stuff as boring as dirt!
Referee Chen: And his opponent, also on the field, standing in at 6’2”, and weighing in at 230 pounds, he is the originator of the Spunky Monkey…he is MOONKEEY MCDEEE!
*The small crowd is on its feet as McDee signals his patented “M” symbol with his fingers. The referee blows his whistle to start the match and both wrestlers begin to grapple. *
Jon McDaniel: The “field”, as official Hackie Chen so aptly called it, is actually a moat that was drained out in 1830. Both wrestlers are starting on the outside of the tower, but will be able to at the foot of Tower Hill”
Brian Rentfro: Are you going to be spouting out little factoids all night, or are you going to commentate?
Jon McDaniel: Hopefully a little bit of both! Jay wraps one arm around the McDee's neck while stepping in front of the nearest leg of the McDee and hooking it. Jay pushes the McDee head and shoulders downward and Jay falls forward, pinning the McDee’s shoulders to the ground with a forward leg sweep cradle. Referee Chen makes the count. 1…. McDee kicks out quickly.
Brian Rentfro: Look at that. Jay is mocking the Monkey!
Jon McDaniel: McDee is up to his feet, and clotheslines Jay to the ground. He goes for a quick elbow drop, but the Chamber Crippler rolls out the way and onto his feet. He gives McDee a few kicks to the gut and lifts him up into a front face DDT.
Brian Rentfro: Jay shows McDee up even more with a well-placed elbow drop. He drags McDee to his feet, but the Monkey pushes him away and delivers a series of devastating punches. The two are nearing a stone wall and…
Brian and Jon: OOHH!
Jon McDaniel: McDee just whipped Jay into the wall face first, but it appears the Chamber Crippler was able to deflect most of the blow with him hands. McDee wastes no time, and spears him to the ground. Both men get to their feet, but Jay looks a little groggy. McDee rushes in for the attack but Jay hits him in the chin with spinning roundhouse kick. Jay picks McDee up by the hair and leads him through the archway to the Tower of London, as the crowd flows in behind them.
Brian Rentfro: Now we’ll get to the good stuff! This technical grass wrestling is boring stuff!
Jon McDaniel: McDee now grabs Jays arm and whips it behind Jay’s back, and once again shoves him into the stone wall. Jay uses his other elbow, driving it into McDee’s skull. McDee stumbles and Jay is practically dragging him across the causeway!
Brian Rentfro: McDee tries to throw in a few punches, but Jay counters them, and kicks him in the side. It looks like Jay is leading him towards an outdoor restaurant!
Jon McDaniel: That’s where the Lion Tower once stood, Brian. A complete ancestry of royalty kept a menagerie of animals there until 1834, when they were moved to Regents Park, becoming the core of what is now the London Zoo.
Brian Rentfro: No animals? Geez! I thought this was going to be a gruesome match! But there’s nothing here! No more moat! No more ferocious animals! What a jip!
Jon McDaniel: The crowd doesn’t think so, Brian! Jay just tossed McDee into a mess of tables and chairs. I can’t see him…wait…there he is! Jay makes his way to the fallen Monkey, but McDee has a wooden chair in his hand! He thwacks Jay in the head…once, twice, three times!!! The chair is broken! Jay falls back into another chair. He’s having a rough time recovering those blows, but McDee is tripping over tables and chairs.
Brian Rentfro: He’s covered with food! I always said that McDee was a smorgasbord! McDee is finally nearing the Crippler…he makes a leap, and Jay moves out of the way, and McDee falls face first into the salad bar! Oh! This is wonderful! Jay is shoving pieces of lettuce down McDee’s throat….oh! Ad there’s the Ranch dressing! Is that ketchup?
Jon McDaniel: No, Brian! That’s blood! Those blows from the Monkey have bloodied Jay! Jay now slams McDee’s head in the sneeze guard over and over again. McDee twists is legs behind Jay and pulls him backwards into a Russian leg sweep. Both men hit the cement hard. McDee is the first to stand. He places Jay on one of the few intact tables. He hops onto another table nearby, kicking the contents away…
Brian Rentfro: What’s he doing? He signals to the crowd and…NOOO! A senton bomb! Jay crumples through the table. McDee takes a few moments to rest and pulls Jay up. It looks like he’s tired of the Lion Tower. He wrenches Jay’s head under his armpit and books it towards a fence of iron posts.
Jon McDaniel: But shoves McDee up and over the gate. Boy, that was close! He could have been impaled on those spikes. Jay balances himself on those spikes and completes a frog splash onto McDee! Jay is quickly up to his feet, shoving McDee back over the gate and onto the cement. He himself hops over and places McDee into a cobra clutch. Referee Chen is checking to see if McDee is conscious….
Brian Rentfro: …and Jay lets go of the hold. He’s just playing with him, Jon! Jay kicks McDee in the side and viciously stomps him in the ribs. The crowd shouts for more as Jay pulls McDee up by the hair once again and heads for a nearby tower.
Jon McDaniel: That tower, Brian, is the famous Bell Tower! Sir Thomas More was once imprisoned there!
Brain Rentfro: Who?
Jon McDaniel: Nevermind. McDee begins to put up another fight but Jay body slams him cement, before dragging McDee further!
Brain Rentfro: Look at that guy in the big black fuzzy hat! He looks like a giant dil-…
Jon McDaniel: That’s one of the guards! Jay pushes his way up the chair, and farther up the tower, pulling McDee along for the ride. The cameraman is having a hard time keeping up.
Brian Rentfro: God! How long is this going to take! Look at all those stairs! This better be worth.
Jon McDaniel: So far it has been. They’ve reached the top of the tower now. McDee is swaying back and forth. Jay shoves his head into the giant bell over and over!
DONG! DONG! DONG!
Brian Rentfro: Hey! It’s not three o’ clock! Jay grabs the bell rope and wraps it around McDee’s neck, choking the life from him! McDee’s face is turning blue! But The Monkey kicks the Chamber Crippler in the chest, sending him tumbling down the flight of stairs!
Jon McDaniel: McDee rushes after him, rubbing his sore throat. It’s amazing that these men haven’t killed each other yet! McDee reaches the bottom of the stairs and see Jay rolling in agony. After a few quick stomps, McDee pulls Jay to his feet and hoists his onto his shoulder for a fireman’s carry.
Brain Rentfro: McDee makes the cover…
1….
2…
Jon McDaniel: Jay kicks out! There is still life in this match left. McDee is obviously frustrated, as he punches Jay in the face repeatedly. He then tugs Jay by the shirt, dragging his across the cement. Jay kicks out at McDee with his feet, tripping him. McDee hits his head!
Brian Rentrfo: Both men are down, but Jay begins to stir and is first to stand. He appears to be looking for something. What is it? What is he doing? He just stole a sword from one of the guards! Holy crap! Yes! Slice that monkey up good!
Jon McDaniel: Several of the guards confront his, but he shakes the sword threateningly at them…and now he’s walking towards McDee, smiling. What a sadistic man! He raises the sword…he brings it down…. but McDee is able roll out of the way!! The guards seize the sword from Jay, and he looks angry. He picks McDee up and pounds him with several punches to the face. The Monkey staggers, and Jay begins to walk him around even more, continually delivering blows to his sides. They’ve now reached the Yeoman Warders.
Brian Rentfro: Hey? Who’s that funny clown man?
Jon McDaniel: That a beefeater.
Brian Rentfro: So? I’m a beefeater too!
Jon McDaniel: No! A beefeaters! Or Yeoman Warders. They were established as King Henry VIII’s bodyguards in 1485.
Brian Rentfro: But he’s dead now right? What are they still doing here?
Jon McDaniel: Mostly they tell interesting stories of old to the tour groups.
Brian Rentfro: How lame! And Jay must realize this, because he’s not stopping to talk to those girlie men. In fact, he just gave a beefeater the finger! How do you like that, Mr Meaty?
Jon McDaniel: They are now coming to Traitor’s Gate. Look at those long iron bars. Jay has his eyes set and tries to smash McDee’s head into them, but McDee grasps them him his hands and elbows Jay in the side. Now the Monkey is dealing out the punishment as he rams Jay head into the metal gate.
Brian Rentfro: Jay can barely stand. He and McDee begin to trade more punches, but McDee get seems to have the advantage, but Jay counters with a neckbreaker. Both are gasping on the pavement. What a match! These two men can barely breathe, but they are both slowly climbing to there feet now.
Jon McDaniel: They stumble their way to the entrance of the Bloody Tower. How convenient, don’t you think. Both men stop to catch their breath and look skyward at the roof. No! ….They can’t! They are smiling at each other. They are going to go up. Jay knees McDee in the ribs and sends him through the doorway.
Brian Rentfro: They’ve disappeared. I don’t see them!
Jon McDaniel: We can’t get a cameraman to follow them in. It looks like everyone will have to wait until they reach the top! This is terrible place for such machismo! Both of these wrestlers are going to kill themselves!
Brian Rentfro: I can’t wait!
Jon McDaniel: This would also be a good time to mention some of the murderous deeds, which took place within those dark rooms. The most notorious of these were the killings Prince Edward V and his younger brother Richard, Duke of York. The circumstances surrounding their death are still a mystery. Archbishop Cranmer and Bishops Ridley and Latimer where also condemned to death for heresy in 1585. Sir Walter Raleigh spent last years of his life within the walls of the Bloody Tower before he was beheaded at Westminster! But today, two PWA superstars may lose their lives as well!
Brian Rentfro: Oh, stop being so melodramatic, you big sissy! Look! There they are! Both men appear to have renewed their vigor. Look at them battle it out with their fists. Jay knocks McDee from his feet and climbs the edge, and hits the J-Plex! He makes the cover! Where is Referee Chen? I don’t see him!
Jon McDaniel: There he is! He was a little late getting up all those stairs. He makes the count…
1…
2…
2 ˝….
Jon McDaniel: McDee gets a shoulder up!
Brian Rentfro: I can’t believe this! Jay was robbed! He grabs the Monkey’s head, but McDee reaches down and falls him to the ground. He grabs the ankle! SILVERLOCK! Wait, but…he’s…he’s letting go! I knew it! The man is mentally imbalanced! He has no idea who he is!
Jon McDaniel: Monkey McDee takes a step back and…he tripped…oh, no! He’s going to fall! McDee grabs hold of the ledge! Phew! My, that was close! But it’s not over yet! Jay is regaining his surroundings and searching for McDee, who is now frantically trying to pull himself up.
Brian Rentfro: Jay spots him! Oh! He’s smiling now! McDee is helpless. Jay steps on one of McDee’s hands, forcing him to hold on with just the other. He’s going to fall!
Jon McDaniel: McDee, with a last minute effort, grabs Jay’s legs and yanks it hard. The Chamber Crippler loses his balance and…Jesus Christ!! Both men and now hanging onto the ledge!!! McDee and Jay try to kick at each other, but their legs have become entangled…there is some struggling! OH MY GOD! Jay lost his grip! He and McDee are plummeting towards the ground! I CAN’T LOOK!
(dramatic pause)
Brian Rentfro: Of all the luck! The canopy of a PWA cart vendor cushioned their fall…and they land on the cement hard! Both men look as if they’re unconscious!! Oh god! Look a McDee’s leg! It’s all twisted! He must have landed on it wrong! Oh my! I think I’m going to be sick!
Jon McDaniel: Official Chen races from the tower to check on the both men! I can’t believe it! McDee is moving! What the…?! He’s crawling towards Jay! This can’t be happening! He reaches an arm over! Chen makes the count.
1….
2….
3….!
Jon McDaniel: Monkey McDee has won the Disturbed Match! But at what cost?! Jay is still out cold and medics are rushing to the scene. I can’t see anything! We’ll have to take a commercial break! We’ll be right back with more PWA action!
Brian Rentfro: Does anyone have a paper bag? I’m gonna barf.
Jon McDaniel: But before we get to the next match, we
hear that Bud Adams is backstage with a special guest for an interview, Bud...
(Bud Adams is standing backstage, at the London's Burning interview area.)
Bud Adams: That's right, I have here a man who hasn't been seen in the
PWA for some time. He came in, made his mark, then slowly faded away. Well, I
have him here tonight and he has something to say, and a few questions to
answer...
(Jimmy Ultros then walks onto the screen, followed by Bruno Krong. We can hear
the mixed reaction of the people in the arena.)
Jimmy: That is right, after a short time on the bench, I have now
returned to the golden shores of the PWA!
Bruno: GOLDEN SHORES GOOD!
Bud: Well, the first question we have for you is, What happened? Why did
you so suddenly leave?
Jimmy: A tough question, but a fair one. As some of you may remember my
last match here was a Who's The Man qualifier against a man who I have not
exactly seen eye to eye with, PaNZaDiSe.
(The crowd erupts at hearing his name.)
Jimmy: Yeah, well although some of you may not have noticed, I wasn't
walking so well after it was all over. It turns out I had a dislocated ankle,
not fun. I was advised by the doctors to stay off of it, so I called up Rob,
gave him the news and was given the time off I needed.
Bud: Good news for the PWA, but what have you been doing on your time
off?
Jimmy: Well, in my last segment before I left, Frank brought up the point
that I had no merchandise. So, I took the time to create my own company.
(Jimmy opens up the suit jacket he's wearing to show a black T-shirt with the
words "Ultros Enterprises" in big, gold letters.)
Jimmy: Ultros Enterprises! Accomidating all of your Jimmy Ultros and
Bruno Krong needs, but that's a different story for a different day. We're also
investing in opening a PWA Ultrastore in the Mall of America in Minnesota, but
that's not why I'm here.
Bud: Then, why are you here tonight?
Jimmy: Well, besides this little interview? Well, like I did when I
entered the PWA six months ago, I'm here to make an sudden impact.
Bud: What do you mean?
(Jimmy puts his finger over Bud Adams' lips)
Jimmy: Wait, and see.
(Jimmy and Bruno walk out.)
Bud: Well, I don't know what to make of that. London's Burning has
already been a great event in PWA history, I guess like Jimmy said, we'll just
have to "wait and see" what else is to come here tonight.
(Multicolored light's begin flashing around the arena as we go
back down to ringside where the camera is currently infront of Brian Rentfro and
Jon
McDaniel. "Dragula" by Rob Zombie plays through the arena as the
fans cheer awaiting the next match. Fan's hold up sign's with the name's
of there favorite wrestlers: "Lazarus 4 Prime Minister", "Sirus
Moran is my dad", "Thunderwolf is Back!", "Showtime
will rock the party!", "Itsy Bitsy Spider Fan", "Tecmo
Bowl!!!". )
Brian Rentfro: What a night we have a head of us, tonight it is
guaranteed that there will be some blood, and lots of it!
Jon McDaniel: Next up we have Two competitors that are out for Vengence,
they want each other's blood spilt bad...Thunderwolf and Convict will butt
head's in the next competition. And it seem's that it's time for the match
to begin...
Ring Announcer: The next competition will be a 1 fall, single's
match...introducing first....
(The arena pitches itself black and Red strobe lights begin going off, “Gets
me Through” by Ozzy Osborne begin's blasting throughout the arena as Convict
steps out with a girl by his side. Convict is wearing a Open Black
Trenchcoat, Black Denim jeans, and a black T-shirt that says "It's
Coming", The girl is wearing the same, Black Jean's and a "It's
Coming" T-shirt, she has Dark Black hair and Dark Black make-up.
Convict begin's walking down the ramp slapping fan's hand's on his way down, The
girl following behind waving to the fans...He runs to the ring and slide's in,
he holds a hand up as he back's up towards the turnbuckle. He climbs
the turnbuckle and holds both hand's up as the cheer's give off a little pop.
The girl enter's the ring and Convict hold's up her hand... )
Ring Announcer: Accompienied to the ring at this time by the Mrs. Cherill,
weighing in at 245 lbs, and standing nearly 6'9" hailing from Chicago
Illinois...He is.....CONNNNNNNNNNVIIIICTTT!!!
Jon McDaniel: Cherill?! Who's that? Where'd she come from?
Brian Rentfro: Uhhh...maybe he met her at Prison!
Jon McDaniel: Shut-up Brian, why would convict bring a woman out
here...it's not like him.
Brian Rentfro: I'm putting all my money on Convict tonight, he's gonna
get what he deserves!
Ring Announcer: Next, hailing in from an Undisclosed Location in
Alaska....
(The Word's "ARE YOU BREATHING???!!!" Appear on the ADCtron as Blue
strobe light's begin flashing throughout the arena.
"Voices" by Disturbed begins playing. On the ADC-tron a new
Entrance video for Thunderwolf is shown. His name in Bold Red letter's
appears followed by him delivering a series of Fatal End's, Eternal Flame's, and
Cry of the Wolf's to opponent's. Silver Pyro's begin shooting up from the
rafters and foutain's of Green pyros light up at the entrance way.
Finally the song begins picking up intensity as Blaze walks out to a huge pop,
in a short black skirt w/ matching top, Wrap around black high heel's that
spiral up to her mid shin and clasps at her ankle, a thin silver rope around her
waist, and bracelet's on both wrist's. Her hair is very straight now, as
opposed to it usually having slight curl to it, she has on dark eye shadow and
light pink lip gloss. Her first PPV since getting Married, looks very
differnt then her last PPV. She looks back at the entrance way as
Thunderwolf comes out, and the fans create a huge pop. He has on Black w/
white pinstripe windbreakers, a Black sleevless shirt, red and black flame
design nikes, and is signature black gloves that go almost to his knuckle.
He cracks his neck from side to side, his hair still bleached blond.
T-wolf takes Blaze by the hand and begin's walking down towards the ring.
He high fives a couple fans and then enter's the ring holding the middle rope
down for Blaze, she bends over to climb inbetween the ropes and the fan's pop
loudly. She gives off a half smile and T-wolf hops over the ropes.
He jumps up onto the turnbuckle and begin's poining to his chest with his
thumbs. He jumps down and gives Blaze a kiss and they begin talking...)
Ring Announcer: The Master of the Cry of the Wolf, accompined by his wife
Misty "Blaze" Kelser, weighing in at 196 lbs standing 5'11 he
is....THHHHHHUNNNNNDERWOOOLLLLLLFFFF!!!!!
Jon McDaniel: He's pumped, and ready to roll!
Brian Rentfro: All my money is definatly going on Thunderwolf...I mean
look at him he's juiced and ready to bring out the big guns.
Jon McDaniel: Didn't you say your money was on Convict?
Brian Rentfro: Ummm no...I didn't...I said my money was on
T-wolf....didn't you hear me?
Jon McDaniel: Riiiiighhht...
(Thunderwolf smirks as Convict walks towards the center of the ring...T-wolf
just stands in his corner, arms spread out along the ropes, not really
worried about the upcoming match. Finally he yawns and begin's to come out
of his corner and Convict comes running at him for a clothesline but T-wolf
drops to the ground hitting a a roundhouse sweep kick, flipping convict into the
turnbuckle. Thunderwolf stands up and grabs convict by the hair and slams
his head into the turnbuckle. T-wolf grabs Convict before he falls and
sets him up backwards on the turnbuckle and goes up top, He grabs him for
a a backdrop but Convict elbows him and T-wolf falls backwards onto the mat, he
begins to stand up and is caught with a spinning elbow from the top rope by
convict. T-wolf grabs his face and starts to stand up but Convict kick's
him in the ribs, and again, and a third time. T-wolf rolls towards the
ropes and pulsl himself up clutching his ribs, Convict grabs him by the arm and
whips him into the ropes. Thunderwolf bounces off and ducks a clothes, he
bounces off the other set of ropes and connects to convicts skull with a Knee
Smash. He rolls Convict over with his foot and hits a elbow drop to
convicts throat. He stands up and cockly puts his foot on Convicts chest
for a pin.)
Ref: 1.....Kickout!
Jon McDaniel: Thunderwolf had better get his head on straight, regardless
of whether he thinks he's better then Convict or not, he's going into this half
heartedly, I've never seen him act like this before.
Brian Rentfro: Just wait...
(Convict grabs Thunderwolfs foot and twists him to the ground, he slaps on a leg
lock and T-wolf quickly gets a hand on the bottom rope, Convict breaks the hold.
Thunderwolf stands back up and hit's a spinning back kick to Convict before he
can stand all the way up. T-wolf picks Convict up and whips him into the
ropes, T-wolf await's him but he grabs onto the ropes, but Blaze pulls Convict's
foot out from under him, the ref goes over to tell her to stop and Cherill comes
in, she hits t-wolf in the back with her hand's interlocked, T-wolf turns around
and pushes her, she flips over the ropes to the outside...Blaze runs over to her
and begin's choking her on the floor, on the inside T-wolf looks on as Convict
rolls him up for a pin)
Ref: 1......2...Kickout!
Brian Rentfro: Cat FIGHHHHHTT!!!!! WHOOOO-HOOOO!!!
Jon McDaniel: Sorry to say...but I do feel sorry for Cherill, Blaze has
had a few matches here and there, and has been trained well by T-wolf.
Brian Rentfro: Wouldn't you love to see what's under that shirt of
Blaze's Jon? You so know you would...I mean, it's not like were ever going
to since she's so opposed to showing off anything...well...cept her legs...but
yeah....I'd like to...
Jon McDaniel: Shut up and call the damn match!
(T-wolf swings his legs into the air and catches Convict for a hurricanrana but
when he tried to pull him self up to flip him, Convict gets a boost of
momentium and powerbombs him to the floor, T-wolf holds his ribs and
stands back up once more Convict rares back and tries to hit T-wolf, but T-wolf
bobs and catches convict under the leg and swings him around for a T-bone suplex.
On the outside Cherill has Blaze against the Security rail, she backhands her
and Blaze holds her chest. Cherill has a chair and swings it wildly at
Blaze, Blaze rolls out of the way and begins crawling backwards as Cherill
forces her back with a chair...T-wolf see's this and rolls out of the ring,
still holding his ribs from the powerbomb. Cherill swings the chair and
hit's Blaze's weak knee, the one that was injured during her Indy days, it
begins to bleed and swell . Blaze cries out in pain as T-wolf comes
running, he see's Cherril and goes running towards her. He grabs the chair
from her and pushes her backwards, and she falls down. T-wolf rares back to
swing the chair into Cherill's skull, but behind him is Convict who take's the
chair from him. T-wolf turns around and hits a standing missle drop kick
into it, knocking it into convict's face. T-wolf then goes over to Blaze,
he helps her up and carries her to the corner, she holds her knee in pain and
cries out painfully as he calls for Medical back-up. An EMT along with
Quicksilver come running down, they help her up the ramp as T-wolf goes back
around the ring towards Convict. Convict out of nowhere Spear's T-wolf to
the ground, the impact taken to T-wolfs rbs again)
Jon McDaniel: Cherill could have just reinjured Blaze's leg...who does
she think she is?!
Brian Rentfro: That is one pissed off bitch, she's like...Goth....and
uhhh....shouldn't have done that to Blaze's leg, listen to the fan's boo!
(Convict rolls Thunderwolf back into the ring and climbs inbetween the ropes.
He grabs Thunderwolf by the throat and lifts him up with both hands for a
double chokeslam but T-wolf kick's him in the groin, They both fall down.
On the outside Cherill is up, she is going for something under the ring and
pulls out a table. She set's it up, and T-wolf is first to his feet.
He grabs Convict and whips him into the ropes and runs to the other set of ropes
and pulls them down...Convict flips over but hangs on to the bottom rope.
He pulls himself up, T-wolf grabs him by the next, but Convict punches him Away.
T-wolf goes towards the ropes again Convict shoulders T-wolf into the
stomach under the rop rope, he grabs Thunderwolf and set's him up on the outside
apron, he goes for a DDT, and hit's it perfect through the table. The ref
refuses to throw out the match. T-wolf lay's on the outside out
cold, hit forehead is cut and is bleeding. Convict picks T-wolf up once
again and roll's him into the ring. Convict goes for the top ropes. He
set's up for a diving headbutt and taunts)
Jon McDaniel: This really doesn't look good for T-wolf, he just doesn't
seem focused enough tonight. Well this could be it, you have to say we
have seen a new, more furocious sideof Convict tonight.
Brian Rentrfo: Oh yeah...I told you Convict was gonna win!
Jon McDaniel: Oh whatever Brian!
(Convict jumps off the top rope and T-wolf rolls out of the way, Convict's neck
snaps hard against the Mat. T-wolf grabs him, still bleeding, and takes
him to the top rope...he set's him up for one of his rarest seen moves...the
Fury Driver...)
Brian Rentfro: No! The tide's have turned...T-wolf is gonna snap
Convict's neck in two! Go T-wolf I knew you could pull it out!
Jon McDaniel: T-wolf's pissed! Cherill could have done some serious
damage to Misty's leg and Convict has just added insult to injury...and T-wolf
says No More!!!
(Thunderwolf locks Convict's arms in a VerteBreaker Posistion and comes flying
down into the ground, driving Convict's neck into the mat, it snapping backward
violently. T-wolf goess for the cover.....but Cherill pulls Convict's leg
on the rope. T-wolfs eye's light up with fire as he see's
Cherill on the outside.)
Jon McDaniel: T-wolf was Robbed!
Brian Rentfro: He had it right there...but this cherill woman keeps
screwing everything up!
(Convict get's the ref's attention as T-wolf walks towards the ropes...Cherill
runs around to the other side of the ring with a chair...she comes up behind
t-wolf and slaps him in the back of the head with it. He falls down and
she runs back out of the ring. Convict goes in and cover's a fallen
T-wolf, the ref has a confused look on his face but count's anyways...)
1
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2
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KICKOUT!!!!!!!
Jon McDaniel: What's gonna happen here next!
Brian Rentfro: This match is pure hell and Carnage!
(Convict pulls T-Wolf to his feet and whips him into the ropes.)
Jon McDaniel: Here comes the Jail Breaker!
(T-Wolf drops down in a roll at the last moment, coming up to his feet behind Convict. Thunderwolf grabs Convict from behind in a reverse front facelock, then spins around and hits a reverse neckbreaker. Thunderwolf climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes down with the Eternal Flame! 1....2...3!)
Jon McDaniel: Thunderwolf pulled that one out of nowhere. A great showing by both men!
Brian Rentfro: I'll say! I thought Convict had him with the Jail Breaker, but some quick thinking and quicker moves helped T-Wolf score the pinfall.
(Suddenly, Showtime, Jay, and a masked man run down to the ring and start to beat on Thunderwolf. After several minutes, security breaks them up, and T-Wolf limps up the ramp as the crowd cheers him on.)
Ring Announcer: The following match is for the PWA Hardcore Title! Introducing first, the challenger...Corey Lazarus!
(All of the lights in the arena dim as strobelights blink on and off around the entrance set. Mist pours from the entrance curtain, and 2 white police-lights turn on around the curtain. The opening strains of "The Reckoning" by Godhead plays as the fans erupt with applause and cheers. From behind the curtain walks Corey Lazarus wearing a PWA football jersey.)
Ring Announcer: And the champion...Calvin Coolman!
(The voice of two women saying "Calvin Coolman, Calvin Coolman" with a sexy tone is heard over the PA system. An explosion of gold pyros go off as "Feel So Good" by Mase blares over the PA system. A gold spotlight is on top of the ramp as Calvin spins and holds his hands up in the air wearing a black tanktop with gold lettering that says Mr. Anti-PWA on the front and PWA:You know I'm better than you! on the back. He is wearing white windpants with black trim and a pair of huge red and chrome sunglasses. He enters the ring and does the Coolman Shuffle(A spinaroonie into a nip up and then a moonwalk) as gold pyros go off from all 4 corners in the ring. The music and the spotlight fade off.)
Jon McDaniel: Coolman made a big debut by winning the Hardcore Title in his first outing!
Brian Rentfro: Hell, I could win the title too if the champ didn't show up and it was awarded to me!
(Coolman avoids a lock up by Lazarus, so Laz drops down and takes the champ to the mat with a legsweep. Coolman rolls backwards and yells at the ref.)
Jon McDaniel: What is he saying to the referee?
Brian Rentfro: I think he's saying that Lazarus pulled his hair! And even though that's pretty underhanded and many would consider it cheating, this is a hardcore match, so anything goes!
Jon McDaniel: But Brian, he used a legsweep, Lazarus couldn't have pulled his hair!
Brian Rentfro: Jon, in many ways you and I are very different people.
(Lazarus steps in to get Coolman, but Coolman counters by poking him in the eye, then pulling his eye to take Lazarus to the mat. Coolman follows up with a chokehold on the challenger.)
Brian Rentfro: Some great scientific moves from the champ there! I wasn't expecting to see that in a hardcore match!
(Lazarus punches back and Coolman releases the hold. Lazarus is still out of breath, so Coolman grabs him and whips him into the ropes. Coolman lifts him up and hits a stun gun. Coolman covers...1..2.kickout.)
Jon McDaniel: A good try by Coolman, but you've got to do more than that to put away Lazarus.
(Coolman waves his arms in disgust. He slides out of the ring, grabs his belt and heads up the ramp. Lazarus catches him when he's at the top, near the entrance. Lazarus pounds him with lefts and rights, but Coolman catches his arm on one of the blows. Coolman tries to whip Lazarus off the top of the ramp, but Lazarus reverses it and Coolman sails 10 feet down to the concrete. Lazarus stands on the edge of the ramp and looks down as the crowd cheers him on. Lazarus smiles and leaps off, hitting the Hollywood Bomb on Coolman. The ref scrambles down the ramp and gets in position to count. Both men are out cold, but Lazarus is still on top of Coolman. 1...2...3!)
Brian Rentfro: Lazarus wins the Hardcore Title!
Jon McDaniel: And I'm sure he'll be overjoyed when he wakes up!
(The wreckage of the previous Hardcore Title match is being
cleared, as we look at Brian Rentfro and Jon McDaniel, each man wide-eyed over
the last match.)
Rentfro: That match was SICK.
McDaniel: So it was. But fans, up next is tonight's contest for the PWA
World Tag Team titles. And with new ownership controlling the PWA as of tomorrow
afternoon, each team will be sure to have upped their competitive desire one
more notch.
Rentfro: Wait, Jon, are you hearing this?
McDaniel: Hearing what?
Rentfro: Hearing the thousands of fans in this arena wanting you to shut
hell up, and for that music to kick in!
McDaniel: Brian.I hope our new owner fires you first.
Rentfro: He wouldn't fire somebody with the same name as him.
McDaniel: There's only room for ONE Brian Rentfro in the PWA, and looks
like our new boss is just that.
Rentfro: Shut your piehole, strudel-boy.
(The ring is completely cleared, and a referee runs down the ramp, sliding into
the ring, and leaning against the ropes. The ring announcer stands in
the center, with the microphone near his face.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match-up is set for
one-fall with a 30-minute time limit, and it is for the Pioneer Wrestling
Association WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES!!
(The fans pop for the mentioning of the next match, and the ring announcer
lowers the microphone, looking up the entrance ramp. The lights dim as
"Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed blares over the P.A System.
Chase walks out calmly. He is wearing his wrestling outfit: loose leather pants
with a blue flame going up the right leg of the pants. And then over that he is
wearing black leather trench coat. "Down With The Sickness" dies out,
and "First Time" by Finger Eleven plays and Ty Copas walks out and
stands next to Chase Wilson on the ramp. The two look at each other, nod, and
then walk down the ramp. Chase and Ty slide into the ring, and Chase takes off
his trench coat as Ty sits down in their corner. The referee checks out both
men, making sure they aren't carrying any foreign objects, and Chase tosses his
trench coat to a ringside attendant.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of
502 pounds.Chase Wilson, Ty Copas.THE CEREAL KILLAS!!
(The fans give a lukewarm response, mostly boos, and Ty stands up, still leaning
against the turnbuckle. Chase stretches out on the top ropes, and
"First Time" gets cut off. "More Human Than Human" by White
Zombie begins playing over the PA system, and the fans erupt with cheers. The
main riff starts, and the Brothers Grimm, Sirus Moran and Grifter walk out from
behind the entrance curtain. Sirus is wearing his Canadian flag t-shirt with the
Eternal Chaos symbol on the back, a pair of blue jeans, and the "L7"
painted on his forehead. Sirus also has his Tag belt around his waist, and he is
pointing to it with one hand as he holds 'Al' by the arm in the other. Grifter
walks out from behind the curtain when the vocals to the song kick
in, and is wearing his usual attire of black tights, black shirt, and black
boots. His "assassinated smiley face" mask is on, and his hair pushed
back.
Grifter's Tag belt is over his shoulder, and he looks at Sirus. When Sirus turns
to look at Grifter, Grifter looks away and towards the crowd. The two
then start walking down the ramp.)
Ring Announcer: Now making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of
474 pounds, they are the current Pioneer Wrestling Association WORLD TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS.Sirus Moran, Grifter, and being accompanied by 'Al'.THE BROTHERS
GRIMM!!!
(The fans go crazy as Grifter and Sirus slide into the ring. The two hand their
belts to the ref, as the ring announcer leaves the ring. The referee
shows the Cereal Killas the belts, and then shows them to the crowd.)
Rentfro: That's what this match is all about, Jon. The Cereal Killas
getting those belts!
McDaniel: Hey, Brian, guess what?
Rentfro: What, Jon?
McDaniel: SIRUS AND GRIFTER ARE GOING TO RETAIN!
Rentfro: How does your fan-friendly ass know that?
McDaniel: It's my prediction.
Rentfro: Well.it's certainly your pre-DICK, not so sure about that
"shun" part.
(The bell rings, and Ty and Grifter are starting the match off. Chase slaps the
top turnbuckle a few times.)
Chase: C'mon, Ty! Kick his ass!
(The fans all go silent, while a few cheers, and some jeers, can be heard.)
Rentfro: Tie up to begin.Ty Copas on the offensive. Ah, look at that! Ty
knocked Grifter right down to the mat with that solid right!
McDaniel: And Grifter back to his feet now, staring at Ty.
(Grifter and Ty tie up again, and Grifter locks on a standing armbar. Ty slaps
his shoulder a couple of times, and then reverses the standing armbar
into a full-arm dragon twist. Grifter holds his shoulder as Ty changes the
dragon twist into a modified hammerlock. Grifter looks over both shoulders,
and then elbows Ty in the head twice. Grifter goes for a third elbow, but Ty
ducks it, and locks on a bearhug waistlock. Grifter delivers a double ear
slap, and Ty stumbles backwards into the ropes, holding the sides of his head.
Grifter looks at Ty, then at Sirus. Sirus is chatting with 'Al,'
pointing to both Grifter and Ty. Sirus begins yelling at 'Al,' and Grifter
shakes his head. Grifter charges Ty, but Ty back drops him over the top
rope. Ty takes a few steps forward, pointing to his head, but he doesn't realize
is that Grifter landed on his feet. Grifter hops back onto the
apron, and then steps back in. Grifter walks up to Ty, standing barely a foot
behind him, and out-stretches his arms. Ty turns around, and Grifter
grabs him by the sides of his neck. Grifter lifts up Ty, and then tosses him
into the corner. Grifter runs in with a back elbow, and then grabs the back
of Ty's head with one hand.)
Rentfro: Dammit.Ty better tag in Chase!
McDaniel: Why? Ty looks to be at the top of his game.
Rentfro: What are you talking about?! TY IS GETTING HIS ASS KICKED!
McDaniel: I'm glad you admit that.
(Grifter slams Ty's head into the top turnbuckle, and then begins continuing to
do so. The fans join in with the count.)
Fans: 5! 6! 7! 8! 9!
(Grifter pulls Ty's head back so that he is standing upright, and then flips him
off. Grifter slams Ty's head right into the top turnbuckle extremely
hard.)
Fans: 10!
(The fans clap as Grifter takes a bow. Ty crawls on the mat, and reaches his
corner. He gets to his feet, his back against the corner, and places his
hand on his forehead. He pulls his hand away, looking at it. No blood.)
Rentfro: Ty's lucky that he didn't get busted wide open there, Jon.
McDaniel: Yeah.so lucky he didn't get busted wide open from having his
head slammed into a cushion 10 times.
(Copas tags in Wilson, who steps between the ropes. Grifter looks ready to tie
up, but Chase Wilson shakes his head. He then wags his finger at
Grifter.)
Chase: No.
(Wilson points to Sirus, and Grifter looks at Sirus, then back at Chase.)
Chase: I want that bastard.
(Grifter nods, and then walks calmly over to his corner. Sirus extends his hand,
and Grifter slaps it, tagging him in. Sirus hands 'Al' to Grifter, who
looks at it. Grifter places it on the corner post, and then steps onto the
apron. Sirus and Wilson circle one another, and then tie up. Wilson locks on
a standing arm scissors, and Sirus punches him in the gut. Wilson bends over
slightly, and then stands back up straight. Sirus delivers a knife-edge
chop.)
Fans: WHOO!!!!
(With each chop, the fans yell out "WHOO". Sirus goes for his seventh
chop, but Wilson grabs his arm by the wrist, and then locks on a hammerlock.
Wilson delivers a few Crossface punches with his free arm, the one not holding
Sirus in a hammerlock, and then releases the hammerlock as Sirus stumbles
forward. Chase kicks Sirus in the small of the back, and Moran bends over
backwards. Wilson locks on a reverse front facelock, and then delivers a diving
reverse DDT.)
McDaniel: Sirus just got planted right there!
Rentfro: And that is why The Cereal Killas WILL win tonight!
(Just as Rentfro says that, Grifter runs into the ring and clotheslines Chase
down. The referee begins yelling at Grifter, but then Ty Copas hops into the
ring, and runs towards Grifter. Copas uses the now-standing Chase as a
springboard, Wilson pushing Copas up in the air towards Grifter, and
leaps over the referee, delivering a spinning wheel kick to Grifter, knocking
him down. Sirus gets up to his feet, and he and Wilson begin trading punches.
Grifter and Ty get up, and begin trading punches as well. The two battle close
to the ropes, and then each fall out over the top, landing on their sides.
Grifter and Copas get to their feet on the outside, and begin trading punches as
well.)
Rentfro: Haha! Now THIS is tag team wrestling!
McDaniel: This match has turned into an all-out brawl! This isn't
wrestling.THIS IS MADNESS!
(Back in the ring, Chase delivers a stiff DDT to Sirus. Chase gets back up to
his feet, and looks at 'Al.' Sirus shakes his head, and gets on
all-fours, looking on as Chase stares as 'Al.' Chase flips off 'Al,' and then
gets a low-blow into a cradle roll-up by Sirus. The ref drops down for
the count, and gets 2. Sirus and Chase get to their feet, and then trade punches
back and forth. Sirus gets the upper hand, and then locks on a side
headlock. Chase whips Sirus into the ropes, and gets knocked down with a Sirus
shoulderblock. Sirus looks at Chase, smiles, and then bounces off of the ropes
again. Sirus jumps up for an elbow drop, but Wilson rolls out of the way. Sirus
lands, and lays down flat. Chase goes for a leg drop, but
Sirus sits up, narrowly missing the leg drop. Wilson, thinking quickly, kicks
Sirus in the back of the head. Sirus falls backwards, rolling over onto his
stomach, holding the back of his head. Chase gets up to his knees, rolls Sirus
onto his back, and then covers with a lateral press. 1.2.kick out at 2 by Sirus.)
Rentfro: Dammit.Chase should've hooked the leg!
(Chase brings Sirus to his feet, and whips him into the Cereal Killas corner.
Chase follows in with an Avalanche, and then begins leveling Sirus with punches
and elbows. Grifter and Ty both get back to their respective corners, and
Grifter starts stomping on the apron to get the crowd behind
Sirus. The fans start chanting the name of the team to help fire up Sirus.)
Fans: BROTHERS GRIMM!! BROTHERS GRIMM!!!
(Sirus blocks a punch from Chase, and delivers a forearm to his jaw. Sirus then
turns and delivers an elbow to Ty's head, sending Ty flying off of the
apron and into the guardrail. Sirus begins clobbering Chase, and then whips him
into the ropes. Wilson reverses, and then nails Sirus with a knee to the
midsection, causing Moran to bend over. Wilson bounces off of the ropes to go
for a knee to Sirus' head, but Sirus stands up and catches Wilson in a Bossman
Slam.)
Rentfro: NO! SIRUS CHEATED!
McDaniel: HOW SO, BRIAN?!
Rentfro: He.er.He did.umm.LOW BLOW, LOW BLOW!!
McDaniel: Brian.check your head!
(Sirus stumbles to his feet, and then stumbles towards his corner. Grifter is
practically jumping over the top rope for the tag, but Ty rolls into the
ring. Copas runs and leaps at Sirus, delivering a bulldog. Ty gets to his feet,
and Grifter enters the ring. The two begin trading punches again, back
and forth, and Grifter gets the upper hand. Grifter delivers a monster right
hook, sending Ty reeling back into the ropes. Grifter whips Ty off of the
ropes, and then goes for a lariat. Ty ducks the lariat attempt, and jumps up,
hooking Grifter's head and landing in a neckbreaker. Ty gets to his
feet, and begins stomping away from Grifter. Sirus gets back up to his feet, and
spears Ty from his side. Ty is down, slumping in the corner, holding his ribs.
Wilson gets up to his feet, shaking his head, and then locks on a rear waistlock
to Sirus. Sirus reverses the rear waistlock into one of his own, holding Chase
tightly. Chase elbows behind him, hitting Sirus in the head. Chase turns around,
kicks Sirus in the midsection, and then locks him in for a Fisherman's Suplex.
Chase lifts Sirus up for one, but Moran flips over Wilson's shoulder, landing on
his feet. Sirus turns around, and punches
Chase a few times in the back of the head. Sirus locks on another rear waistlock,
and lifts Wilson up for a German suplex. Wilson goes wide-eyed,
and then somersaults forward, bringing Sirus down to the mat face-first. Chase
jumps over Moran's lower half and sits on the small of his spine.
Sirus pushes his head upwards and back out of reaction, and reaches for the
ropes. Chase locks on a Cobra Clutch, and really singes it in.)
Rentfro: The Awakening! The Awakening!
McDaniel: Get the ropes, Sirus, get the ropes!
Rentfro: No ropes for Sirus! HE'S GONNA TAP, HE'S GONNA TAP!!
(Grifter gets to his feet, backs up, and then delivers a superkick to the back
of Chase's head.)
McDaniel: Mafia Kick!
(Chase falls down on his ventral side, backside-up, and knocked out cold by the
looks of it. Ty gets to his feet, and Grifter begins wailing away on
him. Sirus gets up to his feet, shaking off the cobwebs, and then clobbers away
on Ty as well.)
Rentfro: Referee. DO SOMETHING! THIS IS DOUBLE-TEAMING!! THAT'S ILLEGAL!!
(Grifter taps Sirus on the shoulder, and the two both nod at each other. Grifter
lifts Ty up for a spinebuster, and Sirus backs up against the ropes.)
Fans: CLAN-DESTINE!!!
McDaniel: Here it comes.
Rentfro: GET UP, CHASE!!
(Suddenly, as if hearing Brian Rentfro screaming, Chase stumbles to his feet.
Sirus bounces off of the ropes, and goes for the leg lariat to Ty to
complete the Clan-Destine. Within a second, Chase tackles Sirus in mid-air and
Grifter, sensing the Clan-Destine will not happen, turns around and
delivers a monstrous spinebuster to Copas. Ty holds his lower back, and wriggles
around on the mat holding it still. Chase begins pummeling Sirus,
and blood begins to flow. Grifter grabs Chase by the back of his head, and
brings him to his feet. Grifter locks on a sleeperhold, and Ty Copas
stumbles to his feet behind Grifter. Grifter wrenches in the sleeper, trying to
choke out Chase Wilson, and Ty walks up to Grifter. Ty elbows Grifter
between his shoulder blades, causing Grifter to release the sleeperhold and bend
his arms behind him. Ty ducks low, locking on a Tomikaze DDT position {Impaler
position}. Ty lifts Grifter up, now standing, and then drops him down face-first
after taking a step forward.)
Rentfro: CRICKET CRAB CRUNCH!!!
McDaniel: Sirus needs to make the save if he wants to keep those Tag
belts!
(Chase gets back to his feet, and Ty makes the cover. The referee barely counts
to one before Chase grabs Ty and brings him to his feet.)
McDaniel: What is this?! THE CEREAL KILLAS MAY SPLIT!!
Rentfro: SHUT UP, JON, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
(Ty looks pissed off, but then Chase laughs a little bit. Wilson mouths the word
"Sirus" to Copas, and the two both nod and smile. They turn around,
and see a bloodied Sirus Moran getting to his feet. Chase gets behind Sirus, and
locks on a Cobra Clutch. Ty kicks Sirus in the midsection, hunching him over.
Wilson holds the Cobra Clutch on, only at his side as Sirus is bent over, and
then runs and delivers a Cobra Clutch bulldog.)
Rentfro: THE CHAOS!!!
(Chase rolls Sirus onto his back, and then delivers a leg drop to Grifter. The
Cereal Killas look at each other, shake hands, and then cover their
opponents, with Wilson covering Grifter and Ty covering Sirus. The referee drops
for the count: 1.2.)
Rentfro: 3!! WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!! NEW CHAMPIONS!!
(The bell rings as The Cereal Killas get to their feet.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners, and NEW Pioneer
Wrestling Association WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.THE CEREAL KILLAS!!!
("Down With The Sickness" begins to play over the PA system, and the
timekeeper hands the referee the PWA Tag Team title belts. The Cereal Killas are
holding their arms in the air out of celebration, and the referee hands them the
Tag Team belts. Ty puts his over his shoulder, and Chase holds his high up in
the air.)
McDaniel: Ladies and gentlemen at home, we do indeed have new PWA Tag
Team champions in the shape of Chase Wilson and Ty Copas, The Cereal Killas.
Rentfro: HOORAY!!
McDaniel: And my colleague here, Brian Rentfro, will probably like to see
some replays from the match, wouldn't you, Brian?
Rentfro: HELL YES, JON!!
(Replays are shown of the match, including the top 5 spots of the bout, from
start-to-finish. The replays are shown in half-speed, a slow motion style
that shows everything in half of its real speed, and the clips are soon cut and
we see a clean ring.)
Brian Rentfro: Amazing show by these two teams!!
Jon McDaniel: Indeed, and... what the??
[The lights go black and pyros explode from the stage... the loud sound and flashing lights confuse Killas and when the lights restore themselves.. Raizzor and Chamelion appear in the center of the ring and attack Killas!]
Brian Rentfro: What's going on here? Why are the Dragons attacking their friends??
Jon McDaniel: This is definitely not something we expected!
[Raizzor and Chamelion take down Ty and Chase and give the a good old fashioned mud stomping. The Dragons then pick up the Killas and whip them to the ropes. Two drop kicks later sends the PWA Tag-Team Champions to the floor outside. Referees race their way down and put themselves between both teams to prevent further conflict. Raizzor grabs a mike and glares down at the Tag Team Champs]
Raizzor: Don't take it personally, boys... we mean business... and you hold what we want... We'll be coming for those belts.... so be ready!
Chamelion (taking the mike from Raizzor): You two did good tonight... but all is in vain.. once you face us.. enjoy them while you can.. Killas... it won't be for long!
[Raizzor and Chamelion exit the ring and make their way through the fans, who are both cheering and booing the Dragons as they disappear into the crowd.]
Brian Rentfro: Not at all what I would have expected from The Krymson Dragons.
Jon McDaniel: I know, but they do want those titles back.. which they never did lose in the first place...
Brian Rentfro: Not directly, anyway, no.. So it's no wonder they feel they're deserving of a title shot.. we'll have to wait on the President of the PWA for an answer to that question!
Jon McDaniel: Let's not worry about that right now.. next up is the IC Gauntlet Match!!
(Nightstryker walks out to the ring with a microphone in hand, but with no music.)
Nightstryker: I'm out here tonight to prove one thing, that I'm the best there is in the PWA. I don't need pyro or fancy music or anything else to do what I do best, which is pin anyone that steps into the ring with me. I designed this tournament to show the world what a champion is supposed to be. Backstage, I drew names out of a hat, so Tidwell...come out and let's get this started!
(Tidwell comes out, again with no music. Inside the ring, Nightstryker extends his hand, which Tidwell takes. Stryker yanks Tidwell off balance, then scoops him up and hits the Mindbender. 1...2...3.)
Jon McDaniel: I can't believe it went that fast! Rod Tidwell is eliminated just like that!
(Inside the ring, Nightstryker picks up the microphone that he dropped.)
Nightstryker: Alright, whose gonna be the next victim?
(The lights lower in the arena and Europe's The Final Countdown comes on the PA as the crowd goes crazy.)
Jon McDaniel: Looks like Dalton Campbell will be the next to challenge the champ!
(The Spider foregoes lowering from the rafters, instead coming out at the top of the ramp. He walks to the ring, never taking his eyes off Nightstryker. Inside, the two men face off, then lock up.)
Brian Rentfro: This is going to be intense, I can tell!
(Nightstryker comes out of the lockup with a headlock. Campbell backs him into the ropes. Stryker ducks a clothesline, but the Spider turns and nails him with a dropkick. Nightstryker flies over the top rope to the floor. Stryker is quickly to his feet, but the Spider springboards up to the top rope, then comes off with a Shooting Star Press onto Stryker on the floor below.)
Jon McDaniel: What an amazing move by the Spider! If he keeps this up, then Marcus Collins will be facing him for the IC title!
Brian Rentfro: Beautiful move or not, Campbell should know better than to take a title match to the outside. He's not going to be taking home any gold this way. He's got to get it done in the ring. And if he thinks Nightstryker isn't aware of that, he's got another think coming!
(The two men brawl on the floor, but the champ gets the better of the exchange. He grabs Campbell's head and rams it into the guard rail. Spider fights back with a stiff back elbow, busting open Nightstryker just above his eye. Campbell hammers back with the elbow again, but Stryker catches it and hip tosses the Spider backwards, right into the steel ringsteps. Stryker picks up the top portion of the steps and hovers over the Spider. Spider saves himself by the kicking the steps back into Stryker's face, causing the blood to flow even faster.)
Brian Rentfro: I told you, Jon. This is a war! Marcus Collins is going to have some easy pickings once his turn comes around!
Jon McDaniel: At the rate they're going, I'm not sure if the match will continue all the way to Collins.
(The Spider is up, none too steady, but he still takes control. He snakes behind Nightstryker and locks on a sleeper hold. Stryker fights, but Campbell has the move locked in tight. Stryker begins to fade.)
Brian Rentfro: Get him in the ring, Spider!
(Stryker is hanging limp from Campbell's arms. The Spider lays Nightstryker out on the Belgian announcer's table, then climbs on to the ring apron.)
Jon McDaniel: Campbell isn't too steady climbing up there, and I can't possibly imagine this being a smart move on his part!
(The Spider flies off the top onto Nightstryker with the Hero's Victory, but Stryker gets his knees up at the very last second. Both men crash through the table and lay motionless.)
Jon McDaniel: Both men are out cold! The champ was able to get his knees up, but I think the impact of going through the table negated any good that could have done him.
Brian Rentfro: All I can say is better them than us!
Jon McDaniel: You can say that again! I wouldn't trade places with the athletes in the PWA for any amount of money!
Brian Rentfro: What are you talking about? I meant the Belgian announce team! I just bought this beer, and if that were our table, I'd be out five bucks!
(Both men slowly begin to move, but not much. Nightstryker gets to his hands and knees and very slowly crawls toward the ring. He manages to pull himself in and collapses on the mat just as the Spider is starting to crawl there. Campbell pulls himself onto the ring apron, but starts going up to the top turnbuckle.)
Jon McDaniel: Hasn't Dalton learned his lesson from that last move?
(Campbell very slowly gets to the top turnbuckle. Nightstryker sees him and starts to get to his feet. Campbell launches himself in another attempt at the Hero's Victory, but Stryker catches him and hits the Mindbender. Both men lay prone on the mat before Nightstryker rolls over and drapes an arm over Campbell to make the cover.)
Jon McDaniel: I don't believe the champ was able to pull off that move!
(Inside the ring, the referee counts. 1...2...3! Before the bell even finishes ringing, Marcus Collins is running down the ramp and slides into the ring. He rolls Stryker over and covers. 1...2..kickout!)
Brian Rentfro: If I live to be a hundred, I'll never know how Stryker kicked out! Where did he get the energy for that?
(Collins starts to beat on Stryker as the champ attempts to get to his feet. Every time Stryker grabs the ropes, Collins nails him with a double axehandle to the back, forcing him to the mat. Finally, Stryker nails him with a low blow and pulls himself up using the ropes. Stryker whips Collins into the ropes, but Collins springboards backwards off them, flipping in midair and landing a Daybreak. Collins covers. 1...2...3!)
Jon McDaniel: We've got a new IC champion in Marcus Collins!
Brian Rentfro: Collins is certainly worthy of the title, no doubts about that. But let's give Nightstryker all the credit in the world for taking on three challengers tonight. What a great match!
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger...Showtime!
("What If" By Creed hits, right before the words start in, the music cuts off, and Showtime voice comes over the speakers. "Hollywood Dragon" Then "Hollywood" by Nickelback hits and Showtime comes out wearing silver and maroon tights with a black dragon on it. Heather comes out wearing a shirt that has no back and tight glitering pants. Heather walks Showtime down to the ring and sits down by the announcers.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent...the PWA World Heavyweight Champion...Panzadise!
(The NAP Theme Music begins to blare over the speakers as Panzadise stands on the entrance ramp. He looks over the crowd grinning as he begins to make his way down to the ring. Fans reach to get their hands on Dise, but he smirks and pays little attention to the reaction. He then enters the ring, and stands dead center. Dise looks over the crowd, shrugs, and throws the NAP sign into the air. The places explodes as red and silver Flames shoot From all Four turnbuckles.)
Brian Rentfro: You know, Dise was in this very match at last year's London's Burning and lost the title to Monkey McDee. Let's hope he has better luck this year!
(Once the two men are in the cage, the flames are turned on. The two men circle each other and Showtime darts in, looking for a lock up. Dise side steps and trips Showtime. Showtime slaps the mat in anger and gets back to his feet. The crowd starts chanting for Panzadise as the two men finally lock up. The taller Dise gets the advantage and powers Showtime into a corner. Dise frames him and hits an elbowsmash. The referee steps in and Dise gives him a clean break. Showtime steps out of the corner and the two men circle each other again. Showtime quickly hits a dropkick to Dise's knee, which buckles and sends Panzadise to the mat.)
Jon McDaniel: Good strategy by Showtime. Dise is both taller and stronger, so Showtime has to work on eliminating those advantages.
(Dise rolls out of the ring and tries to walk off the injury. His knee appears stiff as he limps.)
Brian Rentfro: As we look at the replay of that dropkick, you can see that Dise turned at the last second and Showtime hit the side the knee, forcing the leg to bend in a way it wasn't meant to. It is possible he's got a serious injury going here. But inside the cage, there aren't any EMTs to help you out!
(Showtime tries a suicide dive over the top rope and sends Dise reeling into the side of the cage! Dise is quickly away from the flames, though the back of his top is smoking. Showtime smiles and starts they start to trade punches. Dise starts to get the better of the exchange, but Showtime drops down and sends Dise crashing into the cage again with a dragonscrew leg whip.)
Jon McDaniel: Showtime is using the cage to his advantage. You can see the criss-cross pattern burned into the shoulder blades of the champion already, just from that brief contact! And again, Showtime is working that injured knee.
(Showtime rushes over to the fallen champion, but Dise lunges up with surprising speed and hits a massive clothesline that sends Showtime flipping backwards onto the floor.)
Brian Rentfro: Damn! I think he nearly took off Showtime's head!
(Dise reaches under the mat and pulls out a steel chair. He hits Showtime on the back with it, then holds it against the side of the cage for a few seconds, then hits Showtime again! Dise drops the chair, then pulls Showtime to his feet. Dise hoists Showtime up in a waistlock and hits the Panzadise Bomb on the steel chair!)
Jon McDaniel: You can feel the heat from the cage all the way over here. It is just intense. Its got to be an oven in there. You can see from the close ups that the sweat is just pouring out of both men, and at this point, every move they make is a huge effort.
Brian Rentfro: Right, Jon. The key to this match is to do your damage early, while you're still fresh. Because that heat is going to just suck away all your energy after only a few minutes. And if you factor in things like getting whipped into the cage or being hit with a white hot steel chair, well, you can see why it is in everyone's best interest to end it quickly.
(Dise rolls Showtime into the ring and stands over him, putting one foot on his chest. 1...2..kickout!)
Jon McDaniel: I thought Dise had him!
(Dise shakes his head, then backs up, waiting for Showtime to get to his feet. Showtime does and Dise comes forward with the Panzonic Kick, but Showtime ducks under it. Dise spins around, but Showtime kicks him in the stomach.)
Jon McDaniel: He's going to try for the End Product!
Brian Rentfro: But look, Jon! Dise is too tall and Showtime is too tired. He can't get the leverage to lift him!
(Showtime tries lifting Dise up, but can't do it. Finally, Dise straightens up and back body drops Showtime. Dise turns, again waiting for Showtime to get to his feet. The crowd starts chanting for Dise...Showtime gets up...)
Jon McDaniel: "PANZONIC KICK!"
Brian Rentfro: "This has got to be it, Showtime is done!"
[The crowd explodes as Panzadise goes for the pin on Showtime as the ref goes
down for the count
1!
2!
KICKOUT!!
Jon McDaniel: No! It's not over yet! Showtime just kicked out of the
Panzonic Kick! What a great show of guts by the challenger!
Brian Rentfro: Oh yes it is over, look at the Panzy!
[Panzadise throws up the NAP sign.]
Brian Rentfro: This is it! This has got to be it!
[Panzadise picks up Showtime and puts his head between his legs. He then thrusts
Showtime up into the air.]
Jon McDaniel: He's going for the Panzadise Bomb! This has to end the
match!
Brian Rentfro: Showtime put up a good fight, but this looks to be the end
of it!
[Panzadise then hits the PANZADISE BOMB on Showtime! The flames around the cage
shoot up into the air, but then the flames and the lights all around the arena
suddenly go out.]
Brian Rentfro: WHAT THE HELL?! What's going on?!
Jon McDaniel: I don't know, the lights just went out here in the arena,
perhaps there was an electrical problem. We apologize, but we want to see
this just as much as you do.
Brian Rentfro: Wait, do you hear that?
[The opening bassline for Rage Against The Machine's "Calm Like a
Bomb" begins in the darkness. There is a common air of confusion around the
arena. Then "Feel the funk blast!" is heard as the music kicks in and
multicolored lights flash around the arena and two spotlights shine on a figure
on the top rope wearing a black suit jacket and black pants with a white t-shirt
underneath. He is holding a baseball bat.]
Jon McDaniel: Is that who I think it is?
Brian Rentfro: Well, he said he was going to make an impact earlier
tonight!
Both: IT'S JIMMY ULTROS!
[Ultros stares at Panzadise standing in the ring, looking perplexed at him.
Showtime is still laying in the ring. Ultros then jumps from the top rope,
right arm extended and he clotheslines Panzadise with the baseball bat! The ref
goes and begins to yell at Jimmy Ultros, Ultros drops the bat and
extends his hand to the ref. The ref begins to shake the hand, but then Ultros
wraps the hand around the ref's neck and drops him in a neckbraker-type drop.]
Jon McDaniel: I was talking to Jimmy earlier, he calls that move
"The Ecstacy of Gold!"
Brian Rentfro: Wait, you talked to Jimmy earlier? So you knew this was
going to happen?!
Jon McDaniel: No, he said nothing about this!
[Ultros then picks up the baseball bat again and begins to wail on Panzadise
with it. He then grabs Panzadise's arms and locks in CASH IN THE BANK! The
semi-conscious Panzadise seems to me making almost no reaction to the pain.
After about 30 seconds Jimmy lets go and signals to the back.]
Jon McDaniel: Jimmy seems to be signalling to someone!
Brian Rentfro: And I see who it is, big Bruno Krong is coming down to the
ring!
[Bruno runs to the cage and takes one big boot to the cage door. The door falls
off as Jimmy turns around and takes one last look at Panzadise, and
then spits on him.]
Brian Rentfro: The ultimate sign of disrespect as Jimmy Ultros spits on
the PWA World Champion!
Jon McDaniel: Yeah, and look at him now, making his cowardly escape!
[Jimmy climbs out of the ring and walks away with Bruno. Another ref runs down
to the ring and Showtime begins to stir.]
Jon McDaniel: There's some motion in the ring now as Showtime is
beginning to move!
Brian Rentfro: This has been such a great night, I don't want to see it
end like this!
[Showtime puts an arm over Panzadise as the ref goes down for the count...]
1!
2...
3!
Brian Rentfro: Showtime is the new PWA Champion! I don't believe it!
Jon McDaniel: He needs to credit Jimmy Ultros with a huge assist, I'll tell you that much! Panzadise had the match won with that Panzadise Bomb!
Brian Rentfro: All's fair in love and war, Jon, and that match was certainly a war!
Jon McDaniel: Maybe so...We're out of time, but we'll be back on Saturday under new ownership!