(The camera sweeps across the sold-out stadium. Hanging from a crane at the top of the stadium is the specially configured "Hell Cell" for the night's main event.)
Jon McDaniel: Good evening from London, England! Tonight is the night the PWA has been waiting for!
Brian Rentfro: You couldn't be more right, Jon! The excitement has been building for weeks now and it is all set to be released in the ring tonight!
Jon McDaniel: Lean Bean Miller will be joining us now to go over the evening's matches.
(Lean Bean Miller comes out and joins McDaniel and Rentfro at the announcer booth.)
Lean Bean Miller: Jon, Brian, good to be here and good to be back from Japan for a brief break. The first match for London's Burning involves The Shadow and Solstice, two newcomers to the fed. The Shadow wanted to make a big splash with his entrance, but the huge number of other "dark side" wrestlers really made him just another face in the crowd. He's currently in a state of regrouping, trying to bring something unique to the PWA. Solstice is another enigma. Based on his match last Wednesday, he's got the tools to succeed here. The key to this match is that both men are really looking to make their mark in the PWA and they're going to pull out all the stops to make that happen. I think that the Shadow's current confusion over his role in the company will give Solstice the edge he needs to pull off the win.
Lean Bean Miller: Next up we've got two more new faces in Showtime and "Maple Leaf" Mark Marino. From my time in RJW, I've seen a lot of very impressive things from Showtime. Of course, he's the current RJW World Champion, so you just know he's going to be working hard to make a good impression in a large American promotion. Marino is more of an unknown. I've seen some scouting tapes of this young man, and he's good. He's very good. But I think that Showtime will be able to use the momentum from his recent World title win to pull through this match.
Lean Bean Miller: The tag match featuring the Unknown Demons and the Authority is next. On the one hand you've got former PWA Tag Team champs looking to make a dent in the tag team division. On the other side, you've got a brand new team looking to do that same thing. Who's going to be the winner here? The fans.
Lean Bean Miller: Following that is the match I've been most looking forward to. This has been building to a slow boil since last month's Summer Sizzler when Chamelion's attack on Project X caused him to lose the World Title in the elimination match. Over the course of the next few weeks, Chamelion has made more attacks and caused P-X to lose more matches, including another World Title match. There's another very important factor here. President Robinson has said that if there is any kind of cheating, Chamelion will be stripped of the Television title, even though it isn't on the line in this match. P-X is coming into this match a man possessed. Chamelion is a sneaky, evil man. I except blood here and a level of brutality we don't normally see in the PWA. But in the end, I suspect that Chamelion will still find a way to thwart whatever plans Project X has.
Lean Bean Miller: The PWA Hardcore title will also be on the line tonight. Krazy Whyte Boy has had one or two title defenses so far, and there's no doubt he's a great hardcore champion, but the real question is how good Kowereta is. This is another young man I've spent some time watching in Japan and I've got to say he's very promising. I'm expecting a tough match for both men, but in the end, Kowereta will walk home with the belt.
Lean Bean Miller: Recently, former World champion Sirus Moran made a comment about all the new faces in the PWA. That sentiment is expressed perfectly in the Internet title match. Two new stars are fighting for a title that many see as the stepping stone to bigger and better success in the PWA. It is true that the Internet title has quite a history in the PWA and I honestly believe that holding it does indicate that that wrestler is ready to take the next step in his career. One sign of that is the fact that this match is taking place on the second half of the card, a spot normally reserved for established stars and champions. Having said that, Jay is a former champion going into this match, having lost the title under less than legal circumstances at Chaos. Bagwell is certainly a worthy champion and I don't think this will be the last gold he tastes in the PWA, but I do think that the anger fueling Jay will be enough to allow him to regain the title.
Lean Bean Miller: The three way tag team title match is sure to be a crowd pleaser. It doesn't matter who they're fighting, the fans love the Brothers Grimm. But this time you throw in the team of Chamelion and Nightmare plus the duo of Sword and Remorse and you've got a powder keg. The Grimms have been on vacation around Europe for the last couple of weeks while Death has really cleaned up in the tag team tournament. The Twilight Forces were able to secure the third spot thanks to some creative help from the Spider. If it weren't for that, you'd be looking at a normal tag match. I think that Death will keep moving forward from their tournament win and turn that victory into gold tonight.
Lean Bean Miller: Speaking of the Spider, he'll be facing Eric "Valek" Draven for the Intercontinental title. These two men have been mixed up in a strange assortment of intrigue and murder that still hasn't been cleared up to my satisfaction. This match could also feature a whole slew of outside players ranging from Nina to Raizzor. I think that outside influence is going to be the deciding factor here and allow the Spider to retain his title.
Lean Bean Miller: Finally we come to the main event, the never seen before Hell Cell match. The premise is pretty diabolical. You take the cage from a Hell in the Cell match and then add some piping to shoot out fire anywhere there is a right angle to basically make a cage that is made out of fire. Without even taking the danger that the fire represents into account, this is going to be one tough match. Think about how hot it is going to be in there, and you can see that this is quickly going to turn into an endurance test for both men. Oddly enough, in a match like this, the gimmick would be generating as much talk as the match itself, but not this time. Always the showman, Panzadise has found a way to overshadow even the bizarre surroundings of his latest title defense by declaring that he'll retire at the end of the event win, lose, or draw. Some people think that is going to lead to the champ phoning the match in and not giving it his all, but I suspect that Dise has enough respect for himself and for the sport to really put something extra into the match and make his last hurrah something special. So I'm giving the win to Dise tonight in a close contest, but I wouldn't be surprised at all to see McDee pick up the strap in a tournament for the vacant title once Dise is gone.
Lean Bean Miller: This is a pretty solid event from top to bottom. The PWA isn't doing anything too flashy, besides the main event gimmick match, but they're really putting some substance out here for us. I think that's a good plan, too. After months of tournaments for various prizes and every gimmick match known to man we're getting back to what brought us to the dance and that is certainly a good thing. Of course, even with that having been said, it wouldn't be a PWA PPV without some shocking turns of events. I just told you all what I expect to happen should the matches go down like they're supposed to on paper, but we all know that isn't always the case. In past PPVs we've seen alliances formed, friendships broken, and new stars born and I don't think this will be any different.
Brian Rentfro: Those are good points, Miller, but let's be honest about something else. This show is really heavy on new or untested talent. There are only a handful of established PWA stars in matches tonight, while some of the higher profile matches feature the newer guys. What is going to establish this show as something important instead of just a run of the mill event that you have to pay to see?
Lean Bean Miller: That's a good question, but I think you're going to see that the wrestlers will work extra hard to make this an important event. They know this is their one shot to really make a name for themselves and show the management what they can do and they're going to go all out. For a lot of these guys, this is either their first pay per view match or their first pay per view championship match so there is pressure. But they wouldn't be in the positions they're in right now if they weren't up to the challenge.
Jon McDaniel: I've got to agree. President Robinson knows that the top stars don't stay around forever. Just this time last year we had the Corpse, Rage, Fear, and Raizzor headlining shows, but where are all of them now? But our time is up and it is time to get started with London's Burning!
(Disco Inferno by the Tramps comes on the PA as the London's Burning logo appears on the screen.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, the Shadow!
(As the fans wait expectantly for the beginning of the PWA matches to begin, they are shocked to hear the mighty bongs from AC/DC's Hell's Bell's come over the PA System. The lights go completely dim, camera flashes and lighters can be seen. Then the ADC-Tron shows a blood-red moon floating downward slowly, until it reaches the edge of the mountains below. Then a line of storms comes across, slowly blackening the screen. Out of the darkness emerges the words that everyone has come to fear in the PWA, in jagged red letters, The Shadow. We see him emerge, standing his full 6'3 inches, covered with a black cloak and mask. His shoulder length hair hands downward and he looks over the crowd much like a ruler over his domain. He then walks slowly down to the ring, looking straight ahead, never to the side. He climbs into the ring slowly and stands there, waiting for the crowd to cease.)
Ring Announcer: Next, his opponent....Solstice!
(Blue lights shine throughout the stadium as Solstice makes his way to the ring.)
(They lock up and Solstice whips Shadow into the ropes. Shadow ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm. Both men quickly on their feet again and Solstice gets sent down with a dropkick. Shadow goes to pick up Solstice, but he gets wrapped in a small package instead. 1...2..kickout. Shadow is up first and Solstice takes him down with a double leg takedown. Solstice hooks the leg in a half crab then reaches back and applies a modified chinlock.)
Brian Rentfro: I've never seen that move before! He's going to break Shadow in half!
(Shadow manages to get his foot on the ropes and Solstice breaks the hold. Solstice picks up Shadow and nails him with a backbreaker.)
Jon McDaniel: Solstice keeps working the break, wearing Shadow down.
(Solstice climbs up top and comes down with a moonsault, but Shadow rolls out of the way. Shadow nails Solstice with a series of right hands. Shadow tries for a suplex, but Solstice blocks and reverses it. Shadow flips out of it and hooks Solstice's head and lands a jumping inverted DDT. Shadow covers. 1...2..kickout. Shadow picks Solstice up with a waistlock and hits a release belly to belly suplex and the crowd goes crazy. Shadow pulls Solstice up and tries to whip him into the ropes, but Solstice reverses it. Solstice ducks down for a back body drop, but Shadow stops short and locks him in a waist lock then hits a sitdown powerbomb. 1...2...3.)
Jon McDaniel: The Shadow wins with the Eternal Darkness!
Brian Rentfro: That was a great match and both men really showed a lot of promise. Wouldn't surprise me at all to see Shadow challenging for the Internet title in the near future.
Jon McDaniel: Well folks, our next match should be a
great bout.
Brian Rentfro: Oh, you can say that again, PWA newcomer "Maple
Leaf" Mark Marino will square of against RJW champion Showtime!
Jon McDaniel: You have to wonder, will Jay be a factor in this match. Him
and Showtime where friends until Showtime made one little comment on Canada, Jay
flipped!
Brain Rentfro: Oh come on, that was just a little misunderstanding, I am
sure everything will get cleared up so stop adding fuel to the heat and let's
get on with the match.
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, about to make his
way down the isle, the RJW heavyweight champion…Showtime!
(A serious of Japanese women come out wearing mask and dancing. Then "Big
Pimpin" by Jay Z starts to play. A pattern of pyros and fireworks go off
like at a fire work show. Then Showtime is seen at the entrance way. He wears a
black boxing robe with a red line going down it.)
Jon McDaniel: Showtime will sure win the best entrance award (laughing).
Brian Rentfro: Shhh!
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada…The
"Maple Leaf" Mark Marino!
(The crowd erupts in boos as "O Canada" By Five Iron Frenzy starts to
play. "Maple Leaf" Mark Marino appears up on the videotron as Mark
Marino and Melissa make their way to the ring. Mark is wearing red pants and a
white and red sleeveless Canada shirt. He is waving the Canadian flag. The crowd
boos as he continues to wave his Canadian flag very patriotically. He looks into
the camera and says "USA is going down!!" He laughs and then climbs
into the ring. He places his flag up on the top turnbuckle in the flag holder
and then climbs back down, but then gets into the ring where Showtime waits for
him in the corner smirking. Marino has a microphone.)
Mark Marino: "Well, here I am at London's Burning
and is it any surprise that on my debut, I am going to be taking out the biggest
scum that America has ever produced and that is Showtime! What's even more of a
disgrace is how this man treats the country that made him what he is! He turned
his back on them and resorted to wrestling in Regal Japan Wrestling! I, on the
other hand, love my country and I will always follow my country and be proud of
my country, the greatest country in the World....CANADA!!"
Jon McDaniel: Alright, this is the time when all the talking stops, let's
see what these two young studs got, both in-experienced in a PWA ring.
Brian Rentfro: What happened to Showtime's girls?
(The two men lock up in the middle of the ring as Showtime gets the early
advantage by kneeing Marino to the corner. He continues kneeing him then turns
away to face the crowd. He shouts "London sucks!" to get enormous
heat and to be caught off guard by a clothesline from Marino. Marino goes for a
quick cover…1…Showtime kicks out.)
Jon McDaniel: Showtime got caught off guard, he must keep his eyes on the
ball to defeat this young Canadian.
(Marino picks up Showtime and goes for a body slam only to have Show wiggle his
way out and deliver a big boot by bouncing off the rope. He picks up Marino and
sets him up for a suplex but instead driving his mid-section into the ropes.
Marino screams in pain as Showtime goes for a clothes line knocking Marino out
onto the outside.)
Brian Rentfro: Oh no, all hell is going to break loose, the two men are
outside and they are going to really deliver a beating to each other.
Jon McDaniel: You can bet on that, Showtime may have the early advantage
but don't count Marino short!
Brian Rentfro: I am not counting Marino short, he's actually pretty tall.
Jon McDaniel: Showtime is now going after Marino who leans on the
guardrail.
(As Showtime goes to punch Marino, Marino blocks it to deliver a combination of
punches and kicks then driving Showtime into the steel steps. Marino takes
Showtime and rolls him back into the ring. Showtime quickly gets up and starts
pounding on Marino, he then sends him to the rope and summersaults over Marino
to get a pin…1…2…kick out by Marino.)
Jon McDaniel: These men are dishing out incredible maneuvers, this match
is great!
(Showtime picks up Marino and head butts him to the ground. He then smiles at
the crowd as the crowd boos. He goes up to the top turnbuckle and waits until
Marino is up, Showtime dives with a cross body only to be power slammed by
Marino who attempts a pin…1…2…kick out by Showtime! Marino gets up and
opens Showtime's legs to apply a sharpshooter. Showtime is clearly in pain but
refuses to give in as Marino tightens up the hold. Showtime finally gets to the
ropes.)
Jon McDaniel: Showtime was in incredible pain! But the high quality
wrestler that he is, he refused to give in. Marino is now stomping away on
Showtime who tries to get up.
Brian Rentfro: But wait, Showtime is getting up and now is punching
Marino violently, look at this Showtime sends Marino towards the ropes and drop
toe drops him to get a crippler cross face!
Jon McDaniel: It looks like Marino, is not the only one with polished
technical skills!
(Showtime applies the cross face with great strength as Marino finally gets to
the ropes. Showtime then goes to pick up Marino only to be put into an
inside cradle….1…2…2 ˝….Showtime kicks out. Showtime quickly clothes
line Marino then picks him up, he sends Marino to the ropes and painfully drives
Marino down with a piledriver.)
Jon McDaniel: Showtime just drove Marino's head into the canvas!
(Jay's theme entrance plays.)
Brian Rentfro: What the hell is that? That's Jay's theme!
(Jay jumps on the apron and the ref goes to argue with him. Showtime rolls out of the ring and comes back with his RJW World Title belt. He hits Marino with the belt, then throws it out of the ring and makes the cover.)
Jon McDaniel: Marino's been cheated!
(Jay jumps off the apron and the ref turns around, sees
the pin and counts. 1….2….3!)
Brian Rentfro: Showtime did it! He has beaten Mark Marino as Melissa
looks up in disappointment.
Jon McDaniel: He only won by cheating!
(Jay slides into the ring drop kicking Showtime out of the ring through the
ropes. He then asks for a microphone as he looks at Marino who is now starting
to get up. Jay sees if Marino is alright then backs away.)
Jay: "Marino, this is for Canada!"
(Jay takes Marino and sends him to the rope and catching him in a running power
slam. He then sets him up in the top turnbuckle and J-plexes him!)
Brian Rentfro: What the hell did Jay just do!
Jon McDaniel: He just befriended Marino that's what he did! And look at
Melissa she is scared she is backing away from ring.
(Showtime comes back through the ropes and slaps Jay's hand in victory as Marino
is held back by referees from dashing towards the two men and taken backstage.)
Brian Rentfro: Yeah!
John McDaniel: There is going to be hell to pay!
(Jay takes the microphone and begins to speak)
Jay: "There's a lot of talk going around about how my attitude
stinks...(looks in back of him, then to his side, then points at the camera as
he stands in the middle of the ring) well as I look around these pieces of crap,
I wonder, why do I have to act formal with you idiots! (The crowd boos as Jay
puts his hands down and looks around the arena) The fact of the matter is I
don't need anyone to get anywhere! I am the PWA future Champion and will soon be
the Undisputed champion. There is only one person that understand and feels the
same way I do against all you morons, and that is a man that you hate, a
man you despise almost as much as you all despise me, that is Showtime! Together
we are going to become the PWA tag team champions and take over the PWA with a
Sudden Impact! Why?.....(looks straight at the camera) BECAUSE WHILE WE ROCK,
ALL YOU INHABITANTS COMPLETELY SUCK!
Showtime: First off, I must say, that London smells worse than Japan.
And that is saying something. (The crowd boos him as Showtime gets a smirk
on his face) Now everybody is wondering how me and Jay hooked up. Well it is
simply, since the time that I saw Jay ruining Mizu's face back in the RJW, I
knew that I had to team up with this guy. You talk about ruthless, you
gotta be mentioning Jay. So if you think about it people, the
question isn't why me and Jay teamed up it is why it didn't happen sooner.
With me being the RJW world champion and Jay being the PWA future champion, it
is only fitting that we become the PWA tag team champions. Mark this down
people, this is where it begun, right here in garbage dump of Europe…London!.
So, for every tag team in the PWA, stock up on crutches, bandages, cast, and go
reserve a hospital room, because when Sudden Impact hits you, you will suddenly
wake up in the hospital, and wondering will you ever wrestle again.
When the glitz and glamour, teams with chamber crippler, that only means one
thing, everyone's show will be over.
(Jay & Showtime shake each others hands smiling as the crowd delivers
amazing heat)
Jon McDaniel: I know Lean Bean already hit on this, but this is really a make or break match for both these guys. Considering the more active tag team ranks in recent weeks, they're going to have to pull off something special to get noticed.
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the Unknown Demons!
("Dead Bodies Everywhere" by KoRn hits the P.A. System, and as the low pulsing of the begging of the song hits, the arena slowly flickers from dark blue and blood red. On the screen, as this is happening, the camera circles around a figure whose head is bowed, and is highlighted by a single spot light. As the music begins, the light on the figure hits blood red, and the arena flickers even more brightly, causing the crowd to stand up in anticipation. Suddenly, just as Johnathan Davis screams, "Dead Bodies Everywhere" the Unknown Demons appear, with pyros and a huge pop from the crowd.)
Ring Announcer: Their opponents, the Authority!
("Breathe" by Prodigy comes on the PA as the Authority make their way to the ring.)
(Greg Halston and Nikon start out trading punches. Halston blocks one and gets Nikon in a hammerlock. Nikon escapes with an elbowsmash. The Demon comes off the ropes and takes Halston down with a shoulder block. Halston rolls to his corner and tags in Bryan Mitchell. Mitchell dodges a dropkick by Nikon then hits one of his own when the Demon is standing. Mitchell scoops Nikon up and hits a powerslam. Nikon is back to his feet quickly, but Mitchell whips him into the corner and charges in after him only to get a boot to the face. Nikon tags in Death Angyl who puts the boots to Mitchell. Mitchell grabs Angyl's legs and hits a dragon screw leg whip to send his opponent down.)
Brian Rentfro: Neither team has really gained any sustained advantage so far. What this match needs is some blood!
(Angyl jumps back up but meets a clothesline from Mitchell. Mitchell picks up, tags in Halston and they hit a spiked piledriver on the Demon. Halston covers. 1...2.kickout. Halston locks on an ankle lock and holds it while Death Angyl fights to get to the ropes. After a long time, Angyl makes it. Halston won't break the hold. Referee Lance Weston warns him, but he still won't release it, so the ref calls for the bell. Nikon rushes in to save his partner, but Mitchell intercepts him with a missile dropkick. Mitchell starts the beatdown on Nikon while Halston continues to work Angyl's ankle. Mitchell picks up Nikon and ties him upside down in the ropes then goes to get a chair. He puts the chair in front of Nikon's face and baseball slides into it. Finally, an army of refs comes to break this up. Halston and Mitchell are led away laughing while in the ring, Nikon is split open and Death Angyl can't put any pressure on his left leg.)
Brian Rentfro: The Demons won the battle, but I think the real victory went to the Authority.
Jon McDaniel: They seem to think it is better to just cripple the competition instead of actually beating them!
(The Shock comes out with a microphone and stands in the ring.)
The Shock: You know the Shock came back to the PWA for one thing and one thing only and that is to win the world title. Now the Shock aint saying that he is worthy yet of that title shot I need to climb some more hills till I get to that mountain but the Shock is certainly set to make his run and go through anyone who is put in his path. The people behind the scenes though dont think much of the Shock. I've been held back both times I've been in the PWA by that damn Robinson. I dont know if he has a personal vendetta against the SHock or what but I never seem to get the fair shake of things around here. Well let me tell Robinson and the whole damn PWA that the Shock is and always will be the damn toughest SOB in this orginization and if there are any takers I will put myself, my health on the line at the next Chaos and any challenger who feels he has the balls to step into the ring, no no make that a steel cage with barbed wire ropes and weapons all over the place, if they have the nuts to do that then let them enter the ring if they wish for the Shock will beat them till they cant even piss straight, so Robinson if your listening and I damn well know that you are then you better find the Shock somebody to whoop on or the Shock may drag your ass to the ring and let you feel the Shockwave.
(Chamelion walks to the ring with no music, but he is holding a microphone.)
Chamelion: Now, most of you know that I've got two matches tonight. One against Project X and one against the Brothers Grimm and Death. I may be crazy, but even I realize that the match with the alien freak is going to be brutal. So I've come out here to ask a favor of President Robinson. I'm asking, no I take that back. I'm begging him to push the singles match until after the tag team match. The Twilight Forces earned their shot at the titles tonight and it isn't fair for me to be brutalized before I can get it! So what do you say, Rob?
(For several seconds nothing happens. Then, What's the Story Morning Glory by Oasis comes on the PA and President Robinson comes out.)
President Robinson: Let me see if I understand this request, Sommers. First, you and Nightmare do you best to make sure Project X loses the title at Summer Sizzler and at every match he's had since then you attack him and further his injuries. Knowing that this is a huge, bad man you still keep it up and add to his growing hatred by not stopping the attacks? Then, when I make the match to have the two of you meet, you're upset over the order of the card?
Chamelion: That's not really it. See, I just think it is fair to get my tag title shot. (the crowd boos)
President Robinson: And it was fair for you to give Project X a career threatening injury? And even worse than that, you try to take out one of the guys that sells tickets and pays for my many homes and cars and...well, that's not important. What you're saying is you've made your bed but now you won't lie in it?
Chamelion: That's not it at all! I just don't want to lie in it yet!
President Robinson: Sommers, let me tell you a little something. You've always been a wormy little bastard. I've got no clue why I ever hired you to be Vice-President, honestly. That must have been when I was coming into the office drunk every day. And it is no secret that I hate your big brother Raizzor. So in the interest of me wanting to screw you and slap Raizzor in the face every chance I get, I'm going to have to deny your request. I'm sure you understand.
[As Chamelion is staring up the ramp, the cameras pan behind him to see Project X sneaking out of the crowd. He crawls quietly into the ring behind Chamelion and stands. Chamelion shakes his head and begins to turn when PX slams into him with a forearm. Chamelion slams into the ropes and PX goes on the attack. Vicious rights and lefts pummel into the hapless Champion before the ref is finally able to pull PX back. Chamelion slides through the ropes to the floor, dazed. Project X jumps out of the ring and grabs Chamelion, whipping him towards the corner. Chamelion though, with presence of mind, reverses the whip and sends Project X head first into the steel stairs! Chamelion growls angrily and begins kicking PX in the stomach and kidneys. PX groans and grabs Chameleon's leg, pulling him off of his feet and he turns, grabs the top portion of the steel steps, and slams into down into Chamelion’s midsection. PX pulls the steps back up.. ready to deliver another shot when Chameleon's legs shoot out, slamming into PX’s knees. PX falls with the steel stairs slamming a second time into his head.]
Brian Rentfro: MAN! How vicious are those two going to get! Two more shots already to Project X’s skull!
Jon McDaniel: And the bell has not even rung yet!
[Chamelion rolls painfully to his feet, but has to bend over to gasp for breath. Project X shakes off the pain and lifts the stairs up for another shot. Chamelion glares at him and hits a perfect drop kick, sending the steel into PX’s face a third time. Project X lays there, blood pouring from his nose as Chamelion slides into the ring. The ref sees the mess, and calls for the paramedics!]
Brian Rentfro: what? This match is over before it begins?? Medics are coming down to tend to the nearly unconscious Project X. Chamelion is in the ring, on his knees coughing, aching.
Jon McDaniel: It was a monstrous few minutes!! It looked as if those two were going to kill each other.
Brian Rentfro: LOOK!
{Project X staggers to his feet, pushing the medics away and crawls frantically into the ring. He stands and charges Chamelion, who tries to stand, but gets shoved hard to the mat. The ref shakes his head and signals for the bell. DING!]
Jon McDaniel: The match finally starts!
[Project X slams a knee into Chamelion’s midsection and spins the champion onto his back. Project X then hits two perfect elbow drops onto the stomach and chest of his opponent. Chamelion grabs his arm on the third attempt and wraps his legs around the arm and pulls, trying to dislodge it. Project X however, with his massive body weight, lifts Chamelion up and slams him into the mat on his back. Chamelion gasps and let’s go, rolling away as Project X stalks him]
Brian Rentfro: Project X is determined beyond words!
[Chamelion reaches the corner, trying to pull himself up, and PX goes to grab him when the ref gets in the way, ordering him back. Chamelion uses the distraction and sends a low kick into PX’s groin. Project X backs up, gasping, face red and Chamelion slams into him with a clothesline. Project X falls onto his back and Chamelion charges the ropes, and hits a perfect Lion-Sault on PX. The ref drops for the pin, 1…2 Kickout!]
Jon McDaniel: Were those wrestling moves we just saw?
Brian Rentfro: I think so.. I was beginning to doubt we’d see any.
[Chamelion staggers painfully back to his feet, with Project X a close second. Chamelion swings at Project X, who blocks and returns with a solid punch to Chamelion’s jaw. The champion stumbles backwards and Project X spears him to the mat. With the wind knocked out of Chamelion, PX makes the cover.. 1…2 kickout! Project X grabs Chamelion by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Hooking his head under Px’s arm, PX lifts him up into a suplex and slams him backward to the mat. PX rolls over for another cover.. 1…2…kickout!]
Jon McDaniel: I think Project X realizes that no matter how angry he is, he’s got to try to put Chamelion away quickly!
[Project X stands pulling Chamelion back up. He whips Chamelion into the ropes and goes for a Clothesline From Hell, but Chamelion ducks, spins and drop kicks PX in the knee. Px staggers but does not go down.. Chamelion hits another drop kick, this time sending PX to his knees. Chamelion uses the ropes to come flying off with a hell of a shoulder block, sending PX all the way to the mat on his face. Chamelion then bounces off the other side at PX staggers back to his knees and Chamelion drop kicks him in the face.]
Brian Rentfro: VICIOUS!! Chamelion is trying to destroy Project X!
[Project X, battered and bleeding. Pulls himself up, and as Chamelion comes off for another attack, slams a clothesline so hard into Chamelion, he does a near 360 in the air before landing on his face. Project X turns, blood covering one eye, and grabs Chamelion’s feet. Turning, he cinches in a boston crab!! The ref checks on Chamelion, who struggles and cries out in pain. But the ropes are closer the PX would have liked, and Chamelion is able to grab them.]
Jon McDaniel: Chamelion kept in control long enough of his pain, to reach the ropes. PX has to let go.
[Project X does indeed let go. Turns and grabbing the legs, pulls Chamelion to the center of the ring. He then slams a knee into the small of Chameleon's back. Chamelion grunts and rolls over as PX uses the ropes and goes for a huge splash! Chamelion lifts his legs in time and PX crashes his gut into Chameleon's knees and rolls away in pain.]
Brian Rentfro: Chamelion’s keeping his wits about him, but it’s barely during any good.
[Chamelion gets back up, and climbs to the top rope. He soars through the air and hits a perfect elbow onto Project X. He covers the injured man. 1….2….Kickout! Chamelion is angry and returns to the corner. He climbs up, turns and without thought, soars again. However, Project X has gotten up, and catches Chamelion in midair in a chokeslam.. and hits The Probe Dead center of the ring! He covers and the ref counts…1….2…..3!!!!
Jon McDaniel: Project X is the winner!! What a gruesome match!
Brian Rentfro: Both men gave it their all!! Project X is bloody and Chamelion looks to be broken in two. If not for the pinfall, I couldn’t tell which one was a winner in this one.
[Project X looks down upon chamelion, unconscious on the mat.. and shakes his head. Chameleon gave as good as he got. Project X crawls out of the ring as medics come to attend to Chamelion.]
Jon McDaniel: As the medics help Chamelion out of the ring, lets get onto our next match!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is scheduled for
one fall and is a falls count any where, no disqualification match for the PWA hardcore championship. Introducing first the challenger, he stands an
enormous 7 foot one inches tall and weighs in at over 400 pounds. He is a martial arts expert hailing
from Shi, Japan.
Kowerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrata!!!!
[The arena goes dark and the sound of a gong is heard reverberating through out the arena over the PA system. A soothing
Japanese tune begins
to play which is then followed by loud triumphant Oriental music from the Ming Dynasty. Kowareta appears at the top of the ramp and comes down to
the ring with no expression on his face. ]
Jon McDaniel: This is going to be one hell of a match up Brian!
Brian Rentfro: Blood is going to be spilled, I can taste it in the air!
Ring Announcer: And his opponent. Being accompanied to the ring by the current PWA
Women's champion, Psycho Sandra. He is the current PWA
Hardcore Champion of the Worrrrrld!!!! The master of the straightjacket...Krazy White Boy!
Jon McDaniel: Here they go!
[The two men lock up in the center of the ring and begin to grapple with each other. Kowareta wins the contest and send KWB flying into the
turnbuckle. He quickly follows up with a big boot to the stomach and then nails KWB with a series of karate chops to the neck and head. KWB
staggers and manages to regain his balance. Kowareta drags KWB into the middle of the ring and then throws him into the ropes and nails him with a
spinning heel kick sending KWB to the ground. Kowareta makes the cover 1kickout!]
Jon McDaniel: We almost had a winner early on!
Brian Rentfro: This has been a boring match so far. This is a hardcore match lets see some violence!
Jon McDaniel: I think you are about to get your wish. They are coming this
way!
[Kowareta grabs KWB by the neck and throws him over the top rope and he lands right in front of the announcers table. Kowareta then climbs the
turnbuckle to go for a high risk maneuver. He leaps of the turnbuckle for an elbow smash. SMASH!!!! KWB rolls out of the way and Kowareta comes
crashing down onto the announcers table holding his arm in pain. KWB runs over and begins to choke Kowareta with a microphone cable. Kowareta is
gasping for air, and out of desperation he picks up a pitcher of water and throws it in the face of KWB.]
Brian Rentfro: I have got to learn to stop bringing a drink to these hardcore matches.
[Kowerata then jumps up and lands a round house kick to the head of KWB who goes staggering back to the barricade. Kowareta grabs KWB and tries to
slam his head into the steel barricade, but KWB puts his arm down and blocks the move. He counters sending Kowareta's head crashing
repeatedly into the cold steel barrier. KWB then whips Kowareta across the side of the ring and he crashes right into the steel steps sending them all over
the place. KWB reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a broom. He comes over and breaks the broom over the back of Kowareta's neck.]
Jon McDaniel: KWB is starting to really clean up here.
[Kowareta is able to pick up a broken handle of the broom of the ground and begins to use it like a kendo staff. He manages to sweep KWB off his
feet. He then tries to jab the broom handle into the Chest of KWB but he dodges the move. Out of nowhere, KWB nails a
straddling Kowareta right in
the groin. Kowareta goes down like a sack of hammers holding his crotch. KWB rolls him over and makes the cover 12. Kickout!]
Brian Rentfro: KWB almost won the match right there!
Jon McDaniel: Uh oh, what is going on here.
[KWB picks up Kowareta and begins to lead him up the ramp into the back stage area. The camera angle changes to backstage where we see KWB and
Kowareta trading punches in the loading dock area. Kowareta manages to nail another roundhouse kick sending KWB staggering back into a loading
bay door. Kowareta goes over to a chain which is used to open the door and raises the door and then drops it on KWB's chest. KWB is squirming trying
to get out from underneath the giant steel crush of the loading bay door. Kowareta again raises the door and hops out onto the loading bay. The two
men are now outside of the arena. Kowareta hits another spinning heel kick sending KWB over the ledge of the loading bay.]
Brian Rentfro: Where will this match go next?
[Kowareta jumps down and smashes KWBs face into the loading dock. KWB picks up something that is lying on the ground and nails Kowareta in the
head with it. We see a wrench fall to the ground from KWB's hand. He then sets up Kowareta for the straight jacket he nails it right onto the
cement! KWB covers 1.2.3!!!!!]
Jon McDaniel: KWB won the match and is still the hardcore champion!
Brian Rentfro: Yeah thanks to that wrench that some moron left lying around!
(All of a sudden the lights black out and the arena is filled
with darkness)
Jon McDaniel: What is going on here?
(After a moment, the lights brighten up to show Eclipse standing in the middle
of the ring with a microphone)
Brian Rentfro: How does he keep doing that?
Eclipse: By now you are all probably wondering why all of a sudden I have
shown my face around here and caused the "supposed" chaos I have.
Don't know what I mean? Let me refresh your memory in case you've been in
a coma this past week. Exhibit A…
(On the ADCtron, a clip is shown of Eclipse standing over a bloody Monkey McDee)
Eclipse: That's great! Did you see that? I mean, he never saw
that blood capsule coming and it nailed him right in the forehead.
Jon McDaniel: What in the hell is he talking about? Blood capsule?
Eclipse: Superb job of acting there Monkey boy. I must admit, you
really outdid yourself on that one. Maybe you should go into acting and
give up
this wrestling kick you are on. It's just a thought. Still confused?
Let's go back a little further, shall we?
(Once more the ADCtron comes to life and a video is shown of Nightstryker and
President Robinson signing Stryker's release forms right before Summer Sizzler.
Nightstryker signs the paperwork and storms out of the office)
Eclipse: I'm sure you are all saying, "Yeah, Nightstryker is gone,
so what does this have to do with anything?" Well, I was getting to
that.
I must say that President Robinson should take better care of the paperwork he
leaves lying around. Apparently, and I have no idea how, the papers that
were signed were not release forms. No joke! Somehow they were
switched.
Brian Rentfro: Switched? I don't like where this is going.
(From backstage, Jojo comes running down the ramp carrying a piece of paper. He
hops up and into the ring and hands the paper to him. Upon doing so, he
makes his way to the corner and sits atop the turnbuckle.)
Eclipse: Jojo? What is this? Oh my! This is the release
form that Nightstryker was supposed to sign. How did you get your hands on
this?
Jojo: Eek eek!!!
Eclipse: Oh yeah, that's right, I put you up to it! Now, you must
all be asking yourself, why would you switch documents on President Robinson and
Nightstryker and what was it that Nightstryker actually signed? Well, I
think it would be best for Nightstryker to tell you himself, so let me get
him for you.
(Eclipse walks over to the turnbuckle that has Jojo sitting on top of it.
He stands there and Jojo pulls off the mask he was wearing to reveal himself as
NIGHTSTRYKER! The crowd cheers at the sight of him)
Nightstryker: I guess you missed me, huh? Well, don't worry, cause
I'm back and not going anywhere for a while. The Creatures of the Night
has their leader back and business is about to pick up! But, without
further ado, let me let you in on why I'm back and what I actually signed at
Summer Sizzler.
President Robinson had no idea that the papers were switched and that I was
really signing a contract extension for two more years.
(The crowd erupts at the sound of the news)
But wait! There's more! Much more!
Being the creative genius I am, the fine print included something interesting.
Robinson, you might want to check this out just so you know.
Also included in the contract extension was a neat little clause. The
clause is that I, Nightstryker, am entitled to a shot at every title in the PWA
at
any time I choose to take them. So, just so that there is no confusion, I
will be holding a PWA title very soon. As a matter of fact, I may hold all
of them by the time everything is said and done.
(Nightstryker walks over to the ropes and is about to leave when he turns back
remembering something)
Nightstryker: Oh yeah, and a notice to the PWA and especially
Robinson…Where do you hide, when the Night is very much alive?
(That being said, Nightstryker waves Jojo over and they make their way to the
back.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger. From New York City...Jay!
("Spit it Out" by SlipKnot comes on the PA. As his music hits the lights go out but no pyros explode. The lights just shade in as he walks down the isle with a serious face, sometimes exposing an evil smirk. He wears long black tights that are Black and Silver with his name, "Jay", on one side and on the other it reads The Chamber Crippler. His body and hair are soaked in water. He wears black and silver elbow/knee pads and no shirt. Showtime comes with Jay to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: His opponent, the current PWA Internet Champion....Mark Bagwell!
(The "Theme from Bad Boys" by Mark Mancina begins to play over the PA system and a cocky "Bad Boy" Mark Bagwell steps out from the back and walks down the aisle with an arrogant look towards The fans Bagwell stops half way down the aisle to bask in the cheers and boos from the crowd. As he makes his way to the ring, Bagwell climbs through the top and middle ropes.)
(The two men attack each other before the ref can even have the bell run. They brawl around the ring with punches and kicks, neither man letting up. Jay corners Bagwell and hits him with repeated knees to the midsection and a double axehandle to the back when he is doubled over. Jay continues kicking Bagwell as the ref pulls him away. Jay turns to yell at the ref and Bagwell jumps him from behind, pinning him on the mat and punching him in the face. The ref tries to break it up, but he gets shoved away by Bagwell.)
Brian Rentfro: Hey Jon, do you think these guys hate each other or something?
(The ref manages to pull Bagwell off Jay, but Bagwell shoves him away and tries to go back on the attack. Jay is ready for him and grabs his arm to lock him in a crossface hold. Bagwell manages the ropes, but Jay doesn't release the hold right off. Jay corners the ref while Showtime uses a leather strap to choke out Bagwell. Jay comes back from the corner and leisurely kicks Bagwell. Jay pulls Bagwell up and whips him into the ropes and back body drops him out of the ring. Jay corners the ref again, allowing Showtime to hit the end product on Bagwell outside the ring and roll him back in.)
Jon McDaniel: Look at all the cheating going on!
(Jay covers by placing on foot on Bagwell's chest. 1...2..foot on the rope. Bagwell tries to pull himself up using Jay's legs while Jay laughs. Bagwell hits a low blow and whips Jay into the ropes. He hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Jay and pulls him back up. Bagwell nails a powerbomb but doesn't release the legs, then slingshots Jay into the corner. As Jay is stumbling backwards, Bagwell hits a bulldog. Jay climbs up top, but Showtime yanks on his leg, crotching him on the top turnbuckle. Jay slowly climbs up and hits the Jay-Plex. Jay covers. 1...2...3)
Jon McDaniel: Jay wins the title, but only because his new friend Showtime helped. That was a handicap match for Mark Bagwell, plain and simple.
(What's the Story Morning Glory by Oasis comes on the PA as President Robinson walks out on the entrance ramp with a microphone.)
President Robinson: Oh dear, whatever shall we do? Remorse is MIA and Chamelion is far too injured to take part in a tag team match tonight. So, that leaves Sword and Nightmare without partners. So...maybe we should just call the match off and have it at Rampage when we return to the States?
(The crowd boos)
President Robinson: I didn't think so, either. So I've made an executive decision. Tonight, Sword and Nightmare will team up to face the Brothers Grimm for the tag team titles!
(Robinson walks backstage.)
Jon McDaniel: But those two men hate each other!
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challengers. By executive order, Sword and Nightmare!
(Happy Together by the Turtles plays and after several seconds, the Sword comes to the ring. He looks at the ramp and waits and finally Nightmare starts walking out.)
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, from Moose Head, Canada....The Brothers Grimm!
('More Human Than Human' plays as the Brothers Grimm and 'Al' come out to the ring.)
Brian Rentfro: I'm going out on a limb here and saying the Grimms are gonna have a cakewalk.
(Grifter stands in the ring while Nightmare and Sword getting into a shouting match about who's going to start for their team. Finally, Nightmare punches Sword over the top rope. Grifter clips Nightmare's knee, and the big man starts to hobble. Grifter tries it again, but this time Nightmare moves out of the way and picks up Grifter from behind. He tosses Grifter up in the air and then falls down on him with a big elbow. Nightmare leans into the ropes to deliver a legdrop and Sword tags himself in. Nightmare tries to argue with the ref, but gets sent out of the ring, giving Grifter time to tag in Sirus as the crowd erupts.)
Jon McDaniel: Sounds like the Londoners are glad to see Sirus!
(Sword rushes to Sirus and gets taken down with a clothesline. Sword is back up, but gets another clothesline. Dizzy now, the Sword stands and Sirus locks his arms to start the Nameless Knockout. Sword manages to hit a belly to belly suplex to block the move. Sirus is up quickly. He locks up with Sword and Sword powers him to the ropes. Sword whips him to corner and charges in with a splash. Sword sets Sirus on the top turnbuckle, then climbs up and hits a top rope DDT. Sword covers. 1...2..Nightmare breaks the pin.)
Brian Rentfro: Looks like Nightmare didn't want Sword going home with those belts!
(Sword and Nightmare argue and shove each other. Sirus comes up behind Sword and rolls him up for a pin. 1...2..kickout. Sword jumps up and Sirus locks the arms and hit the five headbutts then whips him into the ropes. Sword manages to hold on to the ropes and goes to his corner to tag in Nightmare who refuses to tag. Sword starts yelling at Nightmare, who climbs into the ring while Sirus looks on confused. Finally, Nightmare has enough and tries to superkick Sword, but Sword ducks and the kicks hits Sirus. Sword dropkicks Nightmare out of the ring and pins Sirus. 1...2...3!)
Jon McDaniel: I don't believe it! Grifter couldn't get across the ring fast enough to break the pin!
(The ref gets the tag belts and walks to Sword, who tries to take both belts, but the ref will only give him one. Sword argues, but the ref hands the other belt to Nightmare.)
Brian Rentfro: But I thought that the man that got the pin would be the champ?
Jon McDaniel: I guess not. Robinson said that they'd be a team and now they're the tag team champions!
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger...Eric "Valek" Draven!
(The lights in the arena fade to a low dim. Red and purple spotlights flash madly over the screaming fans. "Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson begins as the dim lights fade to a dark red turning the arena a blood red color. A thick blinding smoke fills the entrance. The fan's excitement grows as the smoke settles, revealing Valek standing there infront of a towering wall of flames. He enters the ring and awaits the bell.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, the current reigning PWA Intercontinental Champion..."The Spider" Dalton Campbell!
(The Final Countdown by "Europe" begins to play just as the arena lights go out and the ADC tron lights up with a picture of a giant spider. The picture of the spider fades out and white pyros flare of the ring. The Spider then comes down from the rafters on a harness and enters the ring.)
(The two men circle each other, facing off. Spider ducks a lock up attempt and kicks Draven in the back. Draven spins around and meets a dropkick. Draven grabs Campbell's legs and trips him. Draven locks on a full nelson and pulls the Spider to his feet. Campbell fights the hold, but Draven lifts him up and executes a full nelson slam. Draven covers, 1...2.kickout.)
Brian Rentfro: Eric Draven nearly had the match won right there.
(The Spider catches a right hand and locks on a hammerlock, then goes for a dragonwing suplex. 1...2.kickout. Spider kicks Draven in the stomach as he's getting to his feet and hits a hangman's piledriver, then covers. 1...2..kickout.)
Jon McDaniel: The champ is showing Draven that it won't be easy to take that belt from him!
(Campbell climbs up top and comes down with the Hero's Victory, but Draven brings his knees up. Draven pulls Spider up and DDTs him. 1...2..kickout. Draven goes for a right hand, but Spider ducks under it and locks on a sleeperhold. Draven tries to get to the ropes, but Spider keeps him in the middle of the ring. Lindsey Campbell comes running down the entrance ramp and jumps on the ring apron as Draven goes limp. Campbell looks worried and drops Draven to talk to Lindsey. She starts talking and Campbell looks shocked. Draven stands and shakes his head, then goes behind Campbell and executes a German suplex. 1...2..3!)
Brian Rentfro: We've got a new champion!
Jon McDaniel: But I'm wanting to know what Lindsey said to Dalton that would cause him to be so off his game?
(The cage begins to lower and surround the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger...Accompanied to the ring by JoJo, Monkey McDee!
(Monkey McDee's voice booms over speakers, "WHO IS THE GREATEST?! ISN'T IT EASY TO SEE?! THE BESTEST OF THE BEST! OH YES.IT'S MONKEY MCDEE!!" "Brass Monkey", by Beastie Boys, soon blasts into the arena and as the first five notes are played, red fountain pyros go off horizontally across the entryway in accordance with each note. Red spotlights move rapidly around the arena as Monkey McDee enters. He is clad in a red tank top, and black wrestling tights inscribed with "Monkey" written down his left leg in red lettering and outlined in white. As he walks down the ramp, he smiles wide as his left arm swings behind his body like a tail. McDee rolls into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles, displaying "M's" formed by his fingers.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent...the PWA World Heavyweight Champion...Panzadise!
(The NAP theme comes on the PA as Panzadise slowly walks to the ring.)
(The two men are locked in the cage and the flames come on, engulfing the cell in fire. Dise and McDee lock up, with Dise getting the upper hand. Dise scoops Monkey up and hits a sidewalk slam. Dise whips McDee into the ropes and back body drops him out of the ring. McDee hits the cage and bounces to the floor, his back scorched. Dise rolls out of the ring and the two men brawl on the floor. Monkey hiptosses Panzadise into the cage, burning the champ.)
Brian Rentfro: Both men are really using the cage to full advantage!
(Dise spears McDee into the steel steps, stunning both men and sending the ring steps fallen over. Dise stands up and Panzadise Bombs McDee onto the ring steps. Dise picks up one section of the steps, but it was close to the fire and he drops it, his hands burnt.)
Jon McDaniel: Both men are sweating heavily. The environment is already starting to get the best of them. Those guys are basically in a huge oven!
(Dise rolls McDee into the ring and covers him. 1...2..kickout!)
Brian Rentfro: Dise took too much time after the Panzadise Bomb!
(Dise slides out of the ring and leans a table against the side of the cage and it catches on fire, then goes back in the ring. McDee and Dise exchange punches until Dise catches one and turns it into a single arm DDT. Picking up McDee, Dise sets him on the top turnbuckle. Dise tries to pick him up for a powerbomb to the outside, but Monkey manages to block it and straighten up, sending Dise crashing through the burning table and into the side of the cell. Dise's shirt catches fire and the ref throws a towel over him to put it out.)
Jon McDaniel: Good Lord! Someone needs to stop the match right now! This time the PWA has gone too far! These men are in serious danger!
(Monkey jumps to the floor and picks up Dise, but the champ whips McDee into the cage. As McDee is stumbling back, Dise hits him with a Panzionic Kick back into the cage. McDee's clothes begin to catch fire and he drops to the floor and begins to roll to put it out. The PWA locker room empties out onto the top of the entrance ramp to watch the match. Dise picks up McDee and tries to Samoan Drop him into the side of the cage, but McDee holds on to Dise's head and both men fall into the cell wall.)
Brian Rentfro: For once, I've got to agree with you, Jon! These guys didn't sign up to be in a death match!
Jon McDaniel: I've just got word from the back that Robinson demands the match continue.
Brian Rentfro: What the hell for? Who's he punishing here? I know he hates Dise, but is he doing this to McDee to get back at Nightstryker for screwing him with that contract extension?
(McDee picks up Dise and piledrives him on the floor outside the ring. Monkey grabs a chair and slides in the ring, setting the chair up near the ropes by Dise. As Dise begins to get to his feet, McDee leans into the ropes, runs to the far side of the ring, rebounds back, jumps onto the chair, jumps over the top rope and nails Dise with a senton bomb that sends both men crashing hard into the cage.)
Jon McDaniel: Even without a flaming cage, that was a hell of a move!
(Monkey pulls himself to his feet using the ring and somehow manages to roll Dise into the ring. Monkey rolls in and covers. 1...2..foot on the ropes. Monkey climbs up top and waits for Dise to stand up. Once he does, Monkey dives at him with a shoulder tackle. Dise catches his head and counters it with a DDT. Both men are out on the mat. 1...2...3....4...5....6...7...8..Dise rolls over and drapes an arm across McDee. 1...2..kickout. Both men get up and trade punches. Dise kicks McDee in the stomach and sets him up for the Panzadise Bomb. As Dise gets McDee up, he's too tired and collapses backwards. Monkey climbs up top and waits. Dise rolls over on gets to his knees and pulls himself up. McDee comes off the top and hits the shoulder tackle. McDee finished off the Spunky Monkey, but Dise isn't submitting. Dise stops moving and the ref checks his arm. 1...2...3!)
Jon McDaniel: Monkey McDee wins! He came out of hell the PWA World Champion!
(The cage extinguishes and raises back up as the PWA wrestlers storm the ring and help both men to their feet. Neither Dise nor McDee are too steady standing. Referee Lance Weston raises McDee's arm carefully, trying to avoid any obvious burns and hands him the belt. Dise calls for a microphone.)
Panzadise: I've stated this is going to be my last match. So I guess I've got a couple things to say. First, McDee, that was a hell of a match...Second...all that retiring stuff was just a joke. I was bored.
(Dise drops the microphone and rolls out of the ring as the other wrestlers look on, not sure what to say. McDee continues to celebrate his win as paramedics tend to his burns.)
Jon McDaniel: What a great night in the PWA! We're all out of time tonight, but we'll be back on Saturday with Rampage from the PWA Dome back home in St. Louis! Congratulations to Monkey McDee and we'll see you later.