Jon McDaniel: Due to technical problems, the following match, which was taped on Wednesday was unable to be aired until now. And don't forget, PWA fans, you only have 30 more minutes to order High Stakes!
(Raizzor comes out alone and heads to the ring. He steps over the top rope and raises his fists to the fans. He then turns, and waits.]
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, a member of Syck & Twysted… he is ASHE!!!!!!!
(Ashe runs out, looking eager and ready as he slides into the ring. He circles the ring as the crowd pops loudly for him as well.)
Brian Rentfro: Ashe has a lot to prove here, while Raizzor merely wants to keep in one piece for the huge weekend ahead!
(The bell rings as Ashe and Raizzor lock up in the middle of the ring.. Ashe then
forces Raizzor down into a headlock but Raizzor powers out and shoves Ashe to the ropes.
Ashe then bounces off the ropes as Raizzor lowers his head to deliver a back drop but Ashe
stops and and nails Raizzor with a ddt down to the mat. Ashe then covers Raizzor.)
1
2
kickout
Rentfro: It is a bit too early for pin attempts!
(Ashe then picks up Raizzor and scoop slams him down to the mat in front of the corner.
Ashe then jumps up onto the top rope and moonsaults himself on top of Raizzor and covers.)
1
2
kickout
McDaniel: Raizzor is refusing to give in
(Ashe is now starting to get frustrated becaus he can not keep Raizzor down. Ashe then
picks Raizzor up and whips him into the ropes. Ashe then goes for a clothesline but
Raizzor ducks it and runs into the ropes and rebounds to nail Ashe with a cross body into
a cover.)
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2
2 3/4
shoulder up
Rentfro: That took Ashe by surprise!
McDaniel: There has been a lot of covers in the start of this match.
(Raizzor then starts stomping Ashe on the mat but Ashe then grabs Raizzors leg and trips
him up. Ashe then gets up and low blows Raizzor with a boot as the ref warns him about
it.)
Rentfro: It looks like Ashe is really frustrated with this match.
(Ashe then goes over to pick Raizzor up but suddenly Raizzor rolls up Ashe as the ref
counts.)
1
2
2 3/4
kickout
McDaniel: Once again Raizzor pulled a surprise pin out of nowhere and
nearly won the match!
Rentfro: That just goes to show that Ashe could dominate this whole match
but one surprise move by Raizzor can end it if Ashe is not careful
(Ashe then gets mad and really takes it out on Raizzor with kicks, stomps and punches.
Ashe then picks Raizzor up and superkicks him through the ropes to the outside of the
ring.)
McDaniel: This could get dangerous!
(Ashe then rams Raizzors head into the steel steps. Ashe then whips Raizzor into the steel
railing but the force of the whip causes Raizzor to bounce back out and catch Ashe with a
vicious clothesline and nearly takes Ashes head off. Raizzor then picks up Ashe and rolls
him into the ring and covers.)
1
2
kickout
(Raizzor then goes to the apron and climbs up onto the top rope as Ashe gets back up.
Raizzor then goes for a flying cross body on Ashe but Ashe catches him in mid air and
brings him down with a painful back breaker. Ashe then picks Raizzor up and sits him up on
the top rope and nails him with a superplex. Ashe then covers Raizzor.)
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2
2 3/4
shoulder up
McDaniel: Ashe almost had it won with that superplex
(Ashe then complains to the ref about a slow count and goes to cover Raizzor again.)
1
2
kickout
(Ashe then complains about another slow count but as he does so Raizzor recovers and spins
Ashe around to nail him with a stunner and Raizzor then covers Ashe.)
1
2
kickout
McDaniel: Raizzor’s trying some different moves to win this thing!
(Raizzor then goes to pick up Ashe only to recieve a low blow followed by a roll up
from Ashe as the ref goes down to count.)
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2
2 3/4
kickout
Rentfro: The longer this match goes on, the better chance Raizzor has of
winning it.
(Ashe then pounds his fists against the mat in frustration as he picks Raizzor up and
sits him up on the top rope. Ashe then climbs up with him and tries for a hurricarrana,
but Raizzor grabs his feet and jumps, bringing Ashe down into a horrendous powerbomb! The
ref drops for the count.)
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2
3
Rentfro: Raizzor wins! What a great counter-move!
McDaniel: Raizzor’s back on his feet, moving to leave the ring! Look! Ashe is up! He’s swinging Raizzor around!
Rentfro: What a sore loser!
(Ashe and Raizzor stare at each other, and suddenly Ashe extends his hand. Raizzor looks at him for a moment, then they shake. Raizzor leaves to the cheering fans and Ashe stands there, alone.)
McDaniel: What a great show those two put on!
Rentfro: Ashe should have sucker punched him anyway!
Brian Rentfro: Our first match of the evening is a Tag-Team Title bout.
Jon McDaniel: Three of the four competitors come from the very recent event ‘Night of Armageddon", and I can tell you now.. they are in BAD SHAPE!
Brian Rentfro: Gabrielle has a broken arm, and that would normally hinder her chances here in the Tag-Team match, but when you see the Dragons.. well, my money is on Beauty and the Brutal!
Jon McDaniel: I’m going to actually agree with you. Raizzor and Chamelion were TRASHED last night at NoA.. even though they won the match, I don’t think it was worth it.
Brian Rentfro: Let’s get to the ring for the introductions.
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the PWA Tag-Team Championship! Introducing first, the challengers.. from the M.o.A., at a total combined weight of #111, BEAUTY & THE BRUTAL!!!!!!
["After the Flesh" by My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult starts through the
arena.
The lights dim as Gabrielle emerges from behind the curtain, her right arm is in a sling
and she looks to be in some pain, and stepping behind her is The Brutal. Wearing an old
ratty black sweater a few inches too big for her, and a pair of faded blue jeans, she
walks side by side with the Brutal to the ring. Her eyes downcast, as if in shame, her
steps are quiet a meek. The Brutal jumps on the ring apron and pulls open the ropes for
Gabrielle who quietly steps through, cradling her arm. The Brutal then steps inside and
they move to the far corner to quietly discuss strategy.]
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, weighing in at a total combined weight of 535lbs, they are the PWA Tag-Team Champions, THE KRYMSON DRAGONS!!!!!
[The Lights dim as the ADCtron flickers to life. Then four claws rake across the screen, leaving a bloody trail that drips down to form the word "Krymson". Then, from the "O" a beautifully designed dragon flies out and breaths green fire that becomes the word "Dragons". Both words then come together to create the logo; "Krymson Dragons"... this sparks a hard rock guitar rift with a gong sound similar to the Undertakers as both Chamelion and Raizzor enter the stage. The arena let’s out a collective gasp at the site of the nearly demolished visage of the two champions. Blood red scars, dissipated hair, stitches make up the majority of their looks. You can hardly see the original scar above Raizzor’s right eye, and Chamelion is slightly limping. They stand there, quiet and unmoving for a few moments.. Suddenly, despite the pain, both men raise their arms high, holding their Tag titles and salute the crowd, which goes insane in cheers as the two men, defiant of the pain, walk purposely to the ring.]
Brian Rentfro: These guys should probably just give it up, already. There is no way they’re going to be able to survive two tag team matches tonight, even IF they get by B&tB!!
Jon McDaniel: But man, are they determined! They’re not going to let Gabrielle and Brutal off that easy.. I’ve seen Raizzor in the heat of battle.. he becomes a mindless monster.. it’s his brother, Chamelion that I’m most worried about.. he’s letting the pain show a lot more.
Brian Rentfro: For those who did not see Night of Armageddon, I caution against it.. people’s lives changed last night.. and even for the winners, I can’t say it was for the better.
[Raizzor and Chamelion slide in under the ropes, cautiously. They stand and hand the titles to the ref who quickly displays them to the crowd. The ref then hands them to a tech outside and calls for the bell.]
Jon McDaniel: We’re underway!
Brian Rentfro: It looks as if Brutal and Raizzor will start this match off. Both men are circling each other. Brutal goes in for the attack, but Raizzor ducks him and moves away! What a chicken move!
Jon McDaniel: I think Raizzor’s not quite willing to lock up so quickly, he’s not at 100%!
Brian Rentfro: The Brutal turns, and sizes Raizzor up. Slowly, methodically, The Brutal lessens the space between him and Raizzor, cornering him.
Jon McDaniel: Raizzor is keeping his eyes on Brutal, and not giving away anything, but he is backing up. Now he’s in the corner. The Brutal waits.. waits.. and now he attacks.
Brian Rentfro: Raizzor ducks his attack, and turns behind Brutal and gives him a hard fore-arm to the back of the head!! The Brutal is hardly phased and Raizzor clutches his arm, the burns he must have there! PAINFUL!
Jon McDaniel: The Brutal uses the distraction and clotheslines Raizzor to the canvas! Now the Brutal, well, brutally stomps at Raizzor’s arm, and the Soul-Taker tries to fend off the kicks, but with little success!
Brian Rentfro: Chamelion’s in the ring!! He charges Brutal and shoulder blocks him backwards! The Brutal stumbles slightly, but doesn’t go down! Now he’s got Chamelion is a bear-hug and OH the pain! All those burns and scars on the younger Sommers brother, and the Brutal is making sure to squeeze in all the right places!
Jon McDaniel: The ref is trying to break the two up, since Chamelion is not the legal man. The Brutal tosses Chamelion back and forth like a rag doll in his massive arms, and turns to glare at the ref!
Brian Rentfro: HOLY! Raizzor just slammed his arm up between Brutal’s legs! Groin Shot! The Brutal drops Chamelion like so much fruit and stumbles, nearly dropping to his knees!
Jon McDaniel: No matter how large a man you are, a hit there takes you down! Chamelion is rolling away, struggling back to his corner as Raizzor stands, shaking off the pain and he presses the attack on The Brutal!
Brian Rentfro: From behind, Raizzor hits a superkick to Brutal’s head, and the Brutal finally goes all the way down to the canvas. Raizzor grabs one of Brutal’s legs, pulls it up as high as he can and slams his knee down on the mat!
Jon McDaniel: The Brutal hardly registers the pain, but Raizzor is relentless, as he again pulls the leg up, with another slam down!
Brian Rentfro: Raizzor is being smart here, and trying to take out The Brutal’s vertical base! A third, a forth, a fifth time, Raizzor sends Brutal’s knee crashing down! I think it’s finally wearing into the Brutal, as he’s starting to show signs of weakness!
Jon McDaniel: Gabrielle’s coming alive, she’s screaming at Raizzor to get his attention!
Brian Rentfro: It’s working. Raizzor drops The Brutal’s knee and stalks over close to Gabrielle! She’s saying something and he’s responding, his fists curling up into balls!
Jon McDaniel: it’s enough! The Brutal is up! He’s hobbling somewhat, but he charges at Raizzor! Whoah, Raizzor was anticipating that! He sidesteps and Brutal almost crashes right into Gabrielle in the corner!
Brian Rentfro: but the Brutal comes to sudden stop and the two members look at each other for a brief second. From behind, Raizzor drop kicks Brutal and that sends him into the corner hard, and he hits Gabrielle, who falls off the ring apron to the floor!
Jon McDaniel: I think Raizzor has angers the big man! He turns, and dives into Raizzor and the two men tumble to the mat! The Brutal throws punch after punch into Raizzor, and it begins to take it’s toll on the Soul-Taker!
Brian Rentfro: The Brutal has Raizzor up, and scoop slams him to the mat! Oh, the pain Raizzor has to be feeling with his whole burn-covered body hitting the canvas like that!
Jon McDaniel: The Brutal picks Raizzor up and whips him into the ropes, and then Brutal uses the other ropes! The Brutal goes for a clothesline, but so does Raizzor! They’re both down!!
Brian Rentfro: Gabrielle is back on the apron, and she is PISSED!
Jon McDaniel: The ref is slowly counting to ten, and we know that if this ends in a double countout, the Dragons retain the titles!
Brian Rentfro: A cheap way to win, but granted, a win non-the-less. The ref is up to seven, and Raizzor is moving! Very slowly he’s turning his body over and struggling to his knees!
Jon McDaniel: The Brutal as well, has started to move, and he’s trying to get to his feet! Raizzor is nearly over to Chamelion!
Brian Rentfro: Look! Gabrielle is demanding a tag! But The Brutal doesn’t seem to want too, he knows she is way too injured to compete in this match! Plus, with her IC title defense later on, she should save herself.
Jon McDaniel: Raizzor’s close, but it’s hard for him to move! Gabrielle is INSISTANT! The Brutal looks pained to make a decision. Finally, he shrugs helplessly and TAGS Gabrielle in!!!
Brian Rentfro: She’s racing to stop Raizzor, but Raizzor makes the tag! Chamelion’s IN! Gabrielle stops shot, and her face turns from rage to a look of concern!
Jon McDaniel: As well she should be, Chamelion is the fresher man.. even in the pain he’s in. He charges Gabrielle and she stumbles back a bit. Whoah, Fake out! She just hit a drop-toe-hold on Chamelion and he sprawls face first to the mat!
Brian Rentfro: Smart move by Gabrielle! What is Brutal doing? He’s distracting the ref!!
Jon McDaniel: Gabrielle has a rope!! She’s wrapping it around Chamelion’s throat and pulling, trying to choke him out!!
Brian Rentfro: What ever it takes to even the playing field! She’s yanking hard as she can, and Chamelion is grasping at his neck, trying to get any air he can into his lungs!
Jon McDaniel: The Brutal is doing a fantastic job of keeping the ref turned. Look! Raizzor is in the ring.. OH MAN! Drop kick right on Gabrielle’s broken arm!!
Brian Rentfro: She’s down, and she is crying out in pain, clutching at that arm! The Brutal then shakes his head violently, pointing to the ring and trying to get the ref to notice Raizzor.
Jon McDaniel: Raizzor slides out of the ring and pounds the canvas from the outside, trying to rouse his brother.
Brian Rentfro: Gabrielle looks nearly passed out from the pain of being hit directly in her arm, and Chamelion is on his knees, rubbing his throat. Oh man, do you see the look he’s giving Gabrielle?
Jon McDaniel: Chamelion’s on his feet, and he stalks over to Gabrielle, who’s crawled to a neutral corner. OUCH! Chamelion stomps his foot down on her hand, and then kicks her cast!
Brian Rentfro: Gabrielle screams! Even the crowd looks to be in pain along with her! Chamelion is relentless!! He’s grabbing her arm and pulling her to her feet! Gabrielle claws desperately at Chamelion, trying to break free.
Jon McDaniel: Chamelion pulls her arm over the top rope and then ties the ropes around her broken arm! She’s trapped!!! Now Chamelion begins punching mercilessly on the arm!
Brian Rentfro: This is too much for the Brutal, he’s running into the ring! Here he comes, racing past the ref!
Jon McDaniel: SPEAR BY RAIZZOR!! Where did he come from? Both men crash to the mat and tumble away! The ref goes to them, trying to force them out of the ring, and with his back turned, Gabrielle returns an earlier favor, kicking Chamelion in the groin!
Brian Rentfro: Chamelion stumbles to one knee, and Gabrielle struggles to pull herself free of the ropes! The ref yells at the two other men to exit the ring, but they have tumbled outside to the floor! Raizzor whips The Brutal, but he reverses it and Raizzor slams knees first into the steel steps, flying over them and crashing to the ground!
Jon McDaniel: Gabrielle’s free! She’s charging Chamelion! Chamelion’s back up!! He’s caught Gabrielle, is it.. is it?? Yes, The RUPTURE!! Chamelion hit the Rupture on Gabrielle! He’s making the cover!
Brian Rentfro: The ref races over, ONE…..TWO…..Oh man! The Brutal hits a leg drop on the back of Chamelion’s head! Chamelion rolls off of Gabrielle, clutching the back of his head in pain!
Jon McDaniel: The Brutal drags the nearly unconscious Gabrielle to their corner. He steps through the ropes and then reaches over, and tags himself in. He then drops to the floor, pulls Gabrielle out and sits her carefully down by the time keeper, away from further harm.
Brian Rentfro: The Brutal seems like a monster, but he’s very much intent on protecting Gabrielle from further harm.
Jon McDaniel: Brutal is back in the ring, and he’s approaching Chamelion. He grabs Chamelion and lifts him over his head!! Bench press slam and Chamelion is back on the canvas, groaning in horrendous pain!
Brian Rentfro: How can the Dragons hope to win this thing? The Brutal reaches down, grabbing Chamelion to pull him up! Chamelion however, eye rakes the Brutal who stumbles backwards!
Jon McDaniel: Look! Raizzor’s back up, and in the ring! The Brutal turns, rubbing his eyes and Raizzor spears him to the canvas! The ref is getting really tired of this, and demands Raizzor to get out of the ring! Raizzor complies and goes to his corner!
Brian Rentfro: He’s not there for long! Chamelion tags him in and both men use the five count to grab Brutal and whip him into the ropes! A double clothesline sends Brutal down hard!
Jon McDaniel: Look at those two! They seem to be getting stronger, the Dragons are not mere men, they can’t be!
Brian Rentfro: Chamelion is back outside, and Raizzor scoops the Brutal up! Tombstone Shoulder Breaker!!! That’s it!!!
Jon McDaniel: Wait, Raizzor is tagging Chamelion in, and pointing to The Brutal, drawing a thumb across his throat!! Chamelion is nodding, and backs into the ropes. He’s going for the People’s splash!
Brian Rentfro: Whoah! Gabrielle is up on the other side, she just pulled down the ropes and Chamelion stumbles, his feet slipping through the ropes and he crashes outside on Gabrielle’s side!
Jon McDaniel: She just saved her team from a sure defeat! Gabrielle kicks Chamelion in the kidneys, and with the combined might of his burns, Chamelion roars in pain and clutches his side.
Brian Rentfro: Raizzor jumps down to the floor! He runs around and grabs Gabrielle from behind! Gabrielle’s eyes go wide, but she quickly recovers and tries to attack! Damn, this woman won’t give up!
Jon McDaniel: Realistically though, it’s a mistake! Raizzor blocks her punch, and jams his fist into her broken arm. Gabrielle stumbles back, and Raizzor clothesline her over the railing into the crowd!
Brian Rentfro: Chamelion is crawling back into the ring! The Brutal is awake, and up on his feet! He grabs Chamelion by the head and pulls him up! The Brutal lifts Chamelion up into a vertical Suplex!! Oh, this is going to hurt!
Jon McDaniel: WAIT! Raizzor has Brutal’s foot!! The Brutal trips and crashes backwards, with Chamelion ontop!!!
Brian Rentfro: Chamelion’s got Brutal covered, the ref gets into position to count!!
Jon McDaniel: ONE!!!!
Brian Rentfro: HEY, Raizzor’s holding Brutal’s foot down!!!
Jon McDaniel: TWO!!!!
Brian Rentfro: Gabrielle’s struggling over, trying to get to Raizzor!!!!
Jon McDaniel: THREE!!!!!! The Dragons WIN THE MATCH!!!!!
Ring Announcer: The winners of this match, and STILL PWA Tag-Team Champions, The Krymson Dragons!!!!
Brian Rentfro: Gabrielle stops short, knowing it’s no use, and Raizzor whips his head around and stares a hole into Gabrielle! Chamelion is out of the ring on the other side, and they have Gabrielle trapped between them!
Jon McDaniel: Oh, this does not look good for Gabrielle! I mean, she is of the M.o.A., and she is a very strong wrestler, but even with all that, she does look concerned..
Brian Rentfro: Wait! Raizzor walking right past her, his eyes never leaving hers.. and he joins his brother, as they collect their titles.
Jon McDaniel: The Dragons move up the ramp, limping and clutching themselves.. the pain nearly over whelming.. and for them, the night is far from over.. three more tag-teams want their titles..
Brian Rentfro: Gabrielle is moving to join the Brutal, and he picks Gabrielle up, carrying her up the ramp! Her night is not over either.. later on she faces the Hardcore champion for the Intercontinental Championship.. I can promise you this.. she is in for the fight of her life.
Jon McDaniel: As if this fight wasn’t anything less serious! A great match by two teams.. The Dragons did take a short cut to win, but with their injuries, it makes sense..
Brian Rentfro: You do what you can to remain champions.. it’s time now, to move onto the next match
Jon McDaniel: Well this should be a good match. These two
have developed something of a feud just in the small time Ultros has been in the PWA.
Brian Rentfro: Feud doesn't describe it. Ultros is the new PWA megaheel.
All of Damage Inc. and half of the guys in the back want him dead.
("Epic" by Faith No More plays. Multicolored lights flash around the arena. The
crowd instantly pops, exploding into a chorus of boos and flying food. Jimmy Ultros comes
down to the ring, dodging food and other flying whatnot. He's not alone though. Bruno
Krong is following him to the ring.)
Brian Rentfro: Bringing his crony to the ring really won't help his
public image.
(About half way down Ultros grabs "Dear Mr. Pussy, Kill yourself" sign and rips
it up, then Bruno and Jimmy slide into the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: He's not the only one, Brian. Look at this.
(Akina's intro plays, and she is also accompanied to the ring... by KWB.)
Jon McDaniel: Uh-oh. She's bringing that lunatic with her, this won't be
pretty.
Brian Rentfro: I don't think it'll be a problem. He's got to go through
Bruno Krong to interfere in this match.
(As KWB and Akina walk side by side to the ring, they stop to play to the crowd in front
of the ring. Ultros starts it off early, running and slingshotting over the top and taking
both of them to the floor.)
Jon McDaniel: Ultros starts things off fast!
(Jimmy is up fast and gives her a chop to the throat, sending her staggering back. The ref
warns Ultros to watch it and he quickly turns toward the ref to deny it. As he turns KWB
grabs him from behind in a sleeper hold type move. The ref, who was up to 4 on his 10
count, has stopped counting and is now yelling at KWB. Ignoring the ref, he keeps the hold
on. Akina recovers and starts punching Ultros on the stomach. As the ref reaches 7 Akina
slides into the ring. The ref is still alternating between counting and yelling at KWB,
who is still choking. He's up to 8 on the count. Inside the ring, with his back turned,
Bruno is unsuccessfully trying to catch Akina.)
Jon McDaniel: What's going on here?! These people have to straighten
themselves out and get in the ring.
Brian Rentfro: I couldn't agree more. The legal man has to face the
legal.... woman.
(By this time the ref is at 9 and Ultros grabs his foot. He yanks the ref's foot, knocking
him over and stopping the count. He then elbows KWB in the stomach 3 times and slides into
the ring. In the ring he's met by stomps from Akina. Ultros catches one of her feet and
shoves her over onto her back. He quickly grabs one of her legs and rolls her over into a
half-crab. She almost reaches the ropes and Jimmy holds her leg and walks into the
center of the ring dragging her.)
Brian Rentfro: In this match Akina has to be careful. She is simply
overpowered.
Jon McDaniel: She's also very light. but she has to avoid close
encounters and grapples with Ultros. She just can't beat him that way. She needs to take
advantage of her speed.
(The ref is down asking her is she submits. Behind the ref's back KWB runs in and kicks
Ultros in the head, making him release the hold. Bruno slides into the ring and blindsides
KWB with a massive shoulderblock, knocking him to the mat.)
Jon McDaniel: Again. The managers have to stay out of the ring! They're
not involved in this match!
Brian Rentfro: I don't that matters when two people hate each other that
much. I mean Jimmy and Bruno have been pushing Damage Inc., just building up to this
match. He's getting the blow-back for all that taunting and prodding.
(Bruno picks KWB up and hammers him with a hard right hand, dropping him again. The ref
gets in Bruno's face, telling him to back off. Jimmy, however,
has picked up Akina and has her set up for a suplex. He lifts her up easily, but she turns
in the air and lands on her feet. She runs into the ropes, comes back and Ultros ducks.
She jumps over him. She hits the ropes again and comes back and Ultros throws a boot to
the face. Akina stops, grabs his foot and kicks him in the groin, dropping him. She sits
on his back and puts him in a camel clutch. The ref down checking to see if Jimmy submits.
He doesn't. He jumps up to his knees and flips Akina over onto her back in front of him.
Ultros jumps up onto his knees, runs into the ropes, comes back and hits a running leg
drop on Akina. He goes for the cover. 1...2...KICK!)
Jon McDaniel: Well this match really isn't moving as well as it could
have been.
Brian Rentfro: There's been too much interference from the managers at
ringside. Look at them.
(Back at the match Ultros is climbing up top and Akina is still on the mat. Half way up
KWB comes up and shoves him off the turnbuckle. He lands face down on the mat, temporarily
stunned. As Akina recovers, Bruno runs up outside the ring, grabs KWB from behind and
throws him down onto the floor. The two start brawling outside the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: Finally, those two and settle their score and leave the
real wrestlers to do their thing.
Brian Rentfro: And that appears to be what they're doing right now.
(Akina picks up Ultros. She puts him in a front headlock and drops him into a DDT. She
gets up, picks him up and whips him into the ropes. As he comes back
she does a hiptoss. Ultros reverses it by flipping all the way over, landing on his feet
and turning it into a hammerlock. Ultros kicks Akina in the ribs twice and whips her into
the ropes. When she comes back Ultros kicks her in the stomach and she buckles over.
Ultros backs into the ropes and comes back with a sunset flip. 1...2...thrKWB out of no
where, drop kicks Ultros in the back of the head. As he runs out of the ring the ref
follows him, but stops at the ropes, and is yelling at him, making threats to DQ and stuff
like that. Akina is recovering but Jimmy is at the ropes. Bruno tosses him a chair.)
Jon McDaniel: Turn around ref!
Brian Rentfro: I knew he could do this fair and square.
(He smacks Akina in head with the chair just as she's recovering and she hits the mat.
Jimmy covers after throwing the chair out of the ring. The ref is still arguing with KWB.
Jimmy gets up grabs the ref's shoulder, spinning him around. He runs over to pin her, but
she's recovered and moved, because she's not on the mat anymore. A Ultros is looking
around Akina flies off of the turnbuckle and drop-kicks Ultros square in the face. She
gets up and crosses the ring, moonsaulting Ultros. She lands and makes the
cover.1...2.kick. Akina gets up and goes for guillotine legdrop. Ultros rolls out of
the way. Akina lands and sits there stunned. Ultros, after a few seconds recovering, sees
Akina and runs up behind her. He grabs her wrists and turns her over to lock her into All
That Glitters. Just as he turns her over KWB hits the ring again to attack Jimmy. Halfway
there Bruno reaches into the ring and grabs his foot, tripping him. Bruno slides in and
KWB gets to his feet and they start brawling in the ring and disrupting. Ultros now has
Akina in All That Glitters, but the ref is trying to break up the fight that's broken
out.)
Jon McDaniel: Look at this. They're breaking up the match.
Brian Rentfro: Come on ref! Take charge and kick them out!
(The ref eventually calms the fight and sends Bruno and KWB out of the ring. By this time
Ultros has let go of Akina. He's climbing up top. He hits a back elbow drop on Akina.
Jimmy rolls her over for the pin when suddenly a masked man runs down the aisle. The
masked man shoves Bruno out of the way, slides into the ring and superkicks Ultros in the
face. He pulls him up and hits a release powerbomb on Ultros. The ref has had enough, and
declares Jimmy Ultros the winner by DQ. As soon as the bell rings refs and security hit
the ring to break up the brawl which is developing between all 5 people in there.)
Jon McDaniel: Who was that masked man?
Brian Rentfro: Beats me, Jon but he left this silver bullet...
Jon McDaniel: Well, those moves he did looked pretty familiar to me.
(Perfect Execution are shown in their locker room discussing strategy before the four way match later in the evening. Suddenly, several masked people rush into the room and attack them. When they're done, Perfect Execution are laying battered on the floor and the attackers leave.)
Brian Rentfro: Our next match is one of the two battles that Sirus Moran will be in this evening!
Jon McDaniel: Both of them against the MoA, by the way!
Brian Rentfro: Sirus is in for one hell of a battle tonight, the Spider is a powerful individual.
Jon McDaniel: Let’s get to the ring for the announcements!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Undisputed Chamelionship! Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 234lbs and hailing from Winnepeg, Canada.. he is Sirus Moran!
["More Human Then Human" begins playing and the crowd goes wild as Sirus Moran comes out, wearing the PWA World Title and waving ‘Al’ as he walks quickly down to the ring.]
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, the leader of the MoA and the Undisputed Champion, weighing in at 240lbs, he is The Spider!!!!
[The Final Countdown by "Europe" begins to play just as the arena lights go out and the ADC tron lights up with a picture of a giant spider. The picture of the spider fades out and white pyros flare of the ring. The Spider the comes down from the rafters on a harness and enters the ring.]
Brian Rentfro: There is still a lot of flack about this championship, because for a while, it fluxuated so much. The W4F was able to bring it back into the spotlight, but then they got bought out by the PWA.
Jon McDaniel: There was some worry as to the future of the Undisputed Championship, but thanks to the PWA, it’s beginning to get recognized again. Sirus has a chance today to become it’s first repeat winner.
Brian Rentfro: There’s the bell! Both men are very cautious at the beginning.
Jon McDaniel: I just realized as well, since Spider and Stryker are both MoA, the Spider could potentially take Sirus out of contention to defend the world title later tonight!
Brian Rentfro: You know, as smart as the Spider is, I bet that is exactly what he plans to do! Both men lock up and struggle for control! Spider takes Sirus into an armbar, and pulls hard on the arm. Sirus counters, pulling Spider into a similar move. The Spider re-reverses the move and strikes Sirus with two hard elbows to the side of the head. The Spider then whips Sirus into the ropes and catches him with a knee lift!
Jon McDaniel: Sirus is clutching his stomach after that, and he rolls quickly away and climbs back to his feet. Both men are sizing each other up. The Spider goes to lock up a second time, and this time Sirus kicks him hard in the stomach. When the Spider bends over in pain, and Sirus hooks him up and .. POWERBOMB!!!
Brian Rentfro: Sirus makes the cover, but only gets a two count.. it’s too early and The Spider is too strong for that! Both men are back up, and Sirus goes in to press his attack, but Sirus ducks him and hits an elbow to the back of his head. The Spider then turns, grabs Sirus by the hair and hits a bulldog!
Jon McDaniel: The Spider is being relentless! He’s now kicking Sirus hard, trying to take the wind out of him. The Spider then sits on his back and applies a camel-clutch!
Brian Rentfro: This won’t end Sirus, but it will wear him down pretty good!
Jon McDaniel: The Spider breaks the hold and stomps on Sirus’ back! Sirus uses the ropes and gets up. He turns, and ducks a punch from Spider and knees him in the stomach again! Sirus attempts a piledriver, but The Spider reverses it and piledrives Sirus!
Brian Rentfro - I think that Sirus hit hard on that one!
Jon McDaniel – The Spider is wasting no time. He pulls Sirus to his feet and tries to hook a suplex, but Sirus reverses it early and hits a face buster on The Spider! Sirus covers! One, two, kickout!
Jon McDaniel - Sirus pulls The Spider to his feet, and he goes for a piledriver, but this time the Spider succeeds in reversing it and he piledrives Sirus into the canvas!
Brian Rentfro: I think The Spider has him now! He pulls Sirus up and whips him to the ropes, The Spider is going for a huge clothesline, but Sirus ducks it.. he comes off the other ropes and.. HOLY! The Nameless Knockout!!! Sirus covers The Spider!
ONE!!! TWO!!! THRE.. KICKOUT!!!!
Jon McDaniel: The Spider kicked out of the Nameless Knockout??? Has anyone ever done that??
Brian Rentfro: Raizzor did.
Jon McDaniel: Oh..
Brian Rentfro: Sirus stands up, grabbing The Spider who is nearly out and whips him again into the ropes.. Sirus catches The Spider and hits a second Nameless Knockout!! He covers again…ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!!
Jon McDaniel: That did it, it took two of them, but Sirus pulls off the win!
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, and new Undisputed Champion, SIRUS MORAN!!!!!
Brian Rentfro: Great battle, but not to take away from that, it’s time to move to the next event!!
Jon McDaniel: We've just gotten word that Perfect Execution have been rushed to the hospital. I'm not sure exactly what's going to happen here, but they won't be taking part in the match.
Brian Rentfro: Then it looks like the Dragon's job of defending the titles just got a little easier. They already beat Beauty and the Brutal to get here…
Jon: I still smell a rat concerning that attack.
Brian: Well your mom is sitting right behind us.
Jon: I’m not talking about her, I am talking about the MoA.
Brian: Whoa, whoa, Perfect Execution probably feel through that table themselves, you are always blaming people Jon, you shouldn’t do that.
Ring Anouncer: I have just been informed, that Perfect Execution is unable to compete in the match tonight.
Now entering first, weighing a combined weight of 488 lbs. from Tallahasse, FL Syck and Twyztedddddddddddddddddddddd.
("Fade to Blackby Metallica blares over the p.a. as KWB & Ashe come out. They stand in the enterance way holding their arms high with hands in heavy metal symbol. They both run down to the ring slapping fans' hands along the way before sliding in the ring and going to seperate corners and once again holding their hands up with hands in heavy metal symbols. They get off the turnbuckles and converse before the match. They both go to the far corner and wait for their oppenents.)
Next, weighing a combine weight of 502 lbs, from New York and New Jersey, they are the Cereal Killassssssssssssssssss.
(The lights dim as KottonMouth Kings "Day Dreamin' Fazes" blares over the PA. Green lazer beams dance through the crowd and smoke comes from behind the curtain. Ty and Chase step through the curtain. Ty is wearing A blue Lucky Charmed T-shirt and cutoff snow camos. Chase is wearing a red Lucky Charmed T-shirt and cut-off jeans. They walk to the ring and when they get to it they slide under the bottom rope. Ty rolls over to the nearest corner and sits there and Chase stands in the corner.)
Weighing a combine weight of 535 lbs, Las Vegas’ own Krymson Dragons, the PWA World Tag Team Champions.
(The Lights dim as the ADCtron flickers to life. Then four claws rake across the screen, leaving a bloody trail that drips down to form the word "Krymson". Then, from the "O" a beautifully designed dragon flies out and breaths green fire that becomes the word "Dragons". Both words then come together to create the logo; "Krymson Dragons"... this sparks a hard rock guitar rift with a gong sound similar to the Undertakers as both Chamelion and Raizzor enter the stage. They move to the ring where Chamelion slides in under the bottom rope while Raizzor steps up and over the top rope. Both then climb opposite turnbuckles and raise both fists to the fans.)
Jon: Now we are ready to go…
Brian: Whoa, he isn’t done yet Jon.
Ring Announcer: And now introducing the team that is replacing Perfect Execution.
Jon: What???
Ring Announcer: Weighing a combine weight of 455 lbs., they are the MoA’s Beauty and the Brutallllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!
("After the Flesh" by My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult strats through the arena.
The lights dim as Gabrielle and the Brutal emerge from behind the curtain. Both wearing what they were wearing earlier, and Gabby has a cast on her broken arm.)
Jon: That damn MoA, they took out Perfect Execution, and added themselves to this match, even though the Dragons already beat them early in the night.
Brian: Jon, you are acusing the MoA, when you have no proof. And I do believe in our legal system you are innocent until proven guilty.
Jon: Gabby and the Brutal enter the ring, and all four teams look each other down, in their respective corners. Then the three teams turn to the Krymson Dragons and attack them. The three teams stomp away at the already beaten and battered Krymson Dragons. Raizzor starts fighting back when KWB hits a missle dropkick from the top rope. Chamelion knocks Ty Copas out of the ring, but the Brutal and Ashe give him a double powerbomb. The Brutal picks up Chamelion and holds him for ten seconds in a stalling brainbuster, then Ashe comes off the top rope for a body splash and stays on him for the pin.
1
2
3….Krymson Dragons, eliminated.
The Brutal closelines Ashe back down, then picks him up for a press slam and throws him to the outside on top of Ty Copas who is getting up.
On the other side of the room, Chase Wilson and KWB are working Gabby’s arm over, but the Brutal comes behind Chase and ddt him, and picks KWB up with one hand and throws him into the corner, then charges given him a hellish spear.
Brian: The Brutal has dominated everyone in this match.
Jon: Ty Copas comes back in and the Brutal gives him a big boot, but then from behind Chase Wilson hits a face buster. KWB climbs up the turnbuckle but a recoving Gabby, uses the top rope as support and causes KWB to lose his balance, and fall from the top rope.
Chase and the Brutal are exchanging right hands, but then Ty Copas dropkicks the Brutal from behind, making him fall into a Chase Wilson closeline. Ashe comes back in and tackles Copas into Chase and starts punching away at Copas. Meanwhile KWB gets back up and Gabby nails him with her forearmed that has the cast on it. She grabs her arm in pain, but KWB is bleeding from the forehead and is knocked out. The Brutal gets up and stomps on Chase and throws him out of the ring. The Brutal then picks up Ashe and gives him five or six knees to the chest. Copas comes off the ropes but the Brutal catches him in a bear hug, squeezing the air and life out of him. Chase Wilson comes back into the ring and kicks the Brutal in the side of the knee. He goes to kick the Brutal again, but Gabby comes up from behind him and hits him with a low blow. Wilson falls over dubling in pain. Copas, kicks Gabby in her arm and whips her into the ropes, but when she bounces off the ropes, the Brutal blindsides Copas with a hudge closeline. KWB climbs up to the top rope and waits for Chase Wilson to stand up and hits him with a flying cross body, and lands on him for the pin.
1
2….Broken up Copas.
Brian: Look, the Cereal Killas just cheated and you aren’t accusing them of a damn thing.
Jon: This match is complete choas, I don’t think there are any rules here.
Ashe stands up and Gabby hits the Walking Nightmare on him. KWB tries to make the save but runs right into the Brutal’s chokeslam.
1
2
3… Syck and Twyzted eliminated.
Ring Announcer: Now, with two teams left, the team who wins, wins the tag team titles, the loser becomes the number one contenders!.
Brian: Now we are down to two teams!!!
Jon: Right away The Cereal Killas, double team The Brutal, knocking him out of the ring. Chase goes outside and takes the time keepers chair, and goes back and nails the Brutal repeatly with the chain in the head, completely denting the chair in.
Inside, Ty has a hold of Gabby’s broken and is punching her in the cast. She falls down, and he still has her arm and hits an elbow drop on it. Gabby’s starts screaming pain as Copas puts her in an arm bar. She barely makes it to the ropes before she almost passes out. Chase outside, moves the top of the steps off, and yells at Ty to bring her outside. Ty gets on the apron still having a hold of Gabby’s arm and jumps off the apron, snapping that broken arm over the top turnbuckle. Gabby falls to the grown, and grap her arm, now crying out in pain. Ty grabs her legs and pulls her outside. Ty holds her broken arm over the bottom part of the steps. Chase picks up the top half and drops on her broken arm. He goes to do it again, but he looks up, and inside, is the Brutal on the top turnbuckle as he jumps off the turnbuckle to the outside, knocking the steel steps into Chase’s face.
Brian: Chase is out, that is what those cheaters get.
Jon: Ty Copas, lets go of Gabby and runs at the Brutal how picks him up and throws him into the crowd. Gabby lays on the ground barely moving holding her arm.
Brian: Gabby is a trooper, she shouldn’t even being competing, but she is.
Jon: Serves her right for cheating to get into the match.
The Brutal takes Chase Wilson and slides him into the ring. The Brutal grabs those steps that are dented from Chase’s face and throws them into the ring too. The Brutal stands up in the ring, but Ty Copas comes running and spring boards off the top rope and hits a bulldog on the Brutal, causing his face to smash into the the steel steps. Ty is standing up daze and begins to walk but from outside, with her good arm, Gabby trips Ty causing him to hit the bottom step on the steps. She grabs a chair from under the ring and throws into the ring. Tries to get herself but can’t. Chase gets up first, and goes to pin the Brutal but he kicks out, and kicks out so hard, Chase flies to the outside of the ring, and as he begins to stand up Gabby also stands up and hits the walking nightmare.
Back inside, the Brutal picks up Ty and chokeslams him onto the steps, then gives him an inverted piledriver on that chair Gabby threw in. He covers Ty.
1
2
3…Chase tries to make the save, but Gabby hangs onto his leg. He kicks her in the arm, but the Brutal grabs him from inside the ring. He goes to suplex Chase in but Ty hits the Brutal with a chair, and the Cereal Killas leave, staring at the Brutal who has Gabby in his arms, as the ref hands them their tag team titles.
Ring Announcer: And NEWWWWWWWWW PWA Tag Team Champions, Beauty and the Brutal!!!!!!!!
Brian Rentfro: Damn.that Tag title four-way was one hell
of a match!
Jon McDaniel: Yeah, and the champs are going to have a hard time keeping
those belts if the other 3 teams put up as strong a showing as they did tonight!
Brian Rentfro: Like.Hercules strong, or Taco Bell strong?
Jon McDaniel: Whatever.
Brian Rentfro: Anyways, fans, our next match is another 4-way
elimination-style match.
Jon McDaniel: Yes, and it is indeed for the PWA Grizzly Beer title. The
winner of this match will be handed the Grizzly Beer title next week on Rampage by either
Nightstryker or Sirus Moran, depending on who wins the World title tonight, and whoever is
eliminated last, the person that the winner gets rid of last before they are indeed
declared the winner, will receive the number 1 contendership to the title.
Brian Rentfro(dripping with sarcasm): Thank you, Mr. Know-It-All, for
that wonderfully put insight into the stipulations in this match.
Jon McDaniel: Why, thank you, Brian.
Brian Rentfro: Sheesh.!
Jon McDaniel: Anyways, now it is time for the match to begin! Here's our
ring announcer.
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a 4-way elimination-style bout,
every competitor for themselves, and is for the PWA Grizzly Beer title!
("Sikamikaniko" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers plays, and Sandra walks out wearing
a red plastic swimsuit-type outfit. She does round-offs down the ramp and jumps
energetically into the ring, tossing out jalapenos to the audience.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, weighing in tonight at 130 lbs., and
standing at 5 feet, 4 inches tall.from Washington, D.C.SANDRA!!
(The fans let out cheers as Sandra takes a bow and heads over to a corner. The arena goes
black and strobes begin to flash, The Cure's "BURN" begins and a green spotlight
flares to life and circles the arena. The speakers emit the sound of the jungle and Animal
walks out and into his adoring fans' screams of "Animal! Animal! Animal!" Animal
strolls to the ring with all of the intensity in his eyes of a rabid beast, and then
circles the ring and jumps up onto the apron. Animal steps into the ring and walks over to
his corner, standing on the second turnbuckle as the fans let out cheers.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing second, weighing in tonight at 195 lbs., and
standing at 5 feet, 6 inches tall.from the Jungles Of New Zealand.ANIMAL!!
(Animal raises his arms into the hair, his hands balled into fists tightly, as the fans
cheer for him again. The sounds of the jungle are cut off, and is replaced with some sort
of grunge rock music. The man they call Acid then makes his way to the ring the lights dim
down and then green pyro shoot all over the arena. He is wearing a black tee shirt
with a grunge band on the front, as well as torn jeans. He also wears black boots
and has a bandana around his head. Acid slides into the ring and practically towers over
Animal and Sandra, as the two look at Acid and display two polar opposites of emotions:
Animal with anticipation for the match, and Sandra with slight fright.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next, weighing in tonight at 265 lbs., and
standing at 6 feet, 7 inches tall.from Seattle, Washington.ACID!!
(The fans all hiss at Acid as he flips a couple off.)
Jon McDaniel: Look at Acid, totally disrespecting the people that give
him his paycheck!
Brian Rentfro: Hey, Jon, look at it like this: Acid gets money for
pissing the people off because they want to see him get beaten down. But, that just won't
happen, so they'll continue to chug out money until he does get beaten, which won't happen
anytime soon.
Jon McDaniel: So, you think so, do you?
Brian Rentfro: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. Why?
Jon McDaniel: Because Corey Lazarus is coming out next, and he just may
be the victor of this match. He is the one that has already been through a hardcore war
with Metalhead, and the other 3 would probably not survive what Corey's been through, and
Lazarus is only stronger!
Brian Rentfro: Blah! Blah! Blah! That's all you ever do.bitch on about
how your guy will win.
Jon McDaniel: I'll bet you 50 dollars Lazarus will win.
Brian Rentfro: You're on! My man Acid will totally obliterate that
miniscule piece of crap known as Corey Lazarus!
Jon McDaniel: **laughs gently**
(All of the lights in the arena dim as strobelights blink on and off around the entrance
set. Myst pours from the entrance curtain, and 2 white police-lights turn on around the
curtain. The opening strains of "Coma America" by Amen plays as the fans erupt
with applause and cheers. Casey Chaos yells out "CUT OFF!" in the song, to
introduce the main riff, and then out from behind the curtain walks Corey Lazarus wearing
a Fab 5 football jersey. His long, brown hair is pulled back into a ponytail, and his
wrestling singlet is already on. With hands taped up, and kneepads on correctly, Corey
rolls into the ring, and then jumps to his feet in the center, spinning around with his
fists in the air so the fans can see him from all angles. Flashbulbs go off all around the
arena to get a picture of Corey, as Lazarus takes off the football jersey and hands it to
the ringside attendant. "Coma America" is then slowly cut
off as Corey awaits the bell to ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing last, but certainly not least, weighing in tonight at 249 lbs., and standing at 6 feet, 3 inches tall.from Hollywood, California.COREY LAZARUS!!
Brian Rentfro: And the bell rings.and Acid is just taking it to Animal and Sandra! Look at that coward Lazarus.he's just sitting back and letting this go on! What kind of a hero is he?
Jon McDaniel: Hey! He's smart.he's going to let Acid wear down 2 of his opponents, while wearing himself down a bit, and then take Acid out.
Brian Rentfro: Whatever you say.LIAR!
(Acid lays Sandra out with a devastating chokeslam, pulled off easily on the small woman, and then turns his attention to Animal, who is now delivering a barrage of punches to Acid's back. Acid then knees Animal in the midsection, and lifts him up for a powerbomb.)
Jon McDaniel: This might hurt.!
Brian Rentfro: NAIL HIM, ACID! NAIL HIM! LET HIM HAVE IT!
(Acid whips Animal up for a powerbomb, but Animal punches Acid in the head a couple of times. Animal then looks behind him for less than a second, and delivers a variation of the Eye Of The Tiger to Acid, right into the center of the ring, sending the big man down.)
Jon McDaniel: Eye Of The Tiger!
Brian Rentfro: No, dammit! Wait.Animal gave a low blow to Acid! I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!
Jon McDaniel: Who is lying now?
Brian Rentfro: Shut up, McDaniel!
(Animal hops up onto the second turnbuckle to gloat for the fans, and Sandra rolls to the outside, getting to one knee to catch her breath. Animal then takes a step onto the top rope to further gloat for the fans, and Corey is laughing slightly. Corey then rushes over to where Animal is gloating, and pushes him off of the top rope, sending him crashing head-first onto the entrance ramp.)
Brian Rentfro: Dammit! Lazarus cheated again!
Jon McDaniel: AGAIN?! That was his first offensive move in the entire match!
Brian Rentfro: Then.HE PEARL HARBOR'ED ANIMAL! ATTACKED FROM BEHIND!
Jon McDaniel: hey, you would do it too if given a chance like that!
(Corey then turns his attention to Acid, who is now rising to his feet again. Corey bends over and seems to be anxious to do something. Sandra slides into the ring and superkicks Acid as he stands up, sending him turning around, where is met with a superkick by Lazarus as well. Acid now falls down, and Sandra delivers a leg drop followed by a couple of punches to his face. Corey goes up to the rope, facing Acid so that he can see his side mostly, and then yells at Sandra.)
Corey: Sandra.MOVE! MOVE, DAMMIT!
(Sandra looks up at Corey, looks over at a couple of the fans, and grins. She gets to her feet and rushes Corey on the top turnbuckle, but Lazarus flips off from the top over Sandra with a swan-dive somersault. Lazarus then flips himself over at nearly the last second, landing a swan-dive 450 splash.)
Jon McDaniel: The Hollywood Press! The Hollywood Press! Lazarus just nailed the Hollywood Press onto Acid!
(The referee drops for the count as Sandra pushes down on Lazarus, laying on top of him for extra leverage on Acid: 1.2.3! The bell rings as Corey and Sandra roll off of Acid, and then get to their feet.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Acid has been eliminated!
(The fans erupt with cheers.)
Brian Rentfro: No! No, no, no, God dammit!
Jon McDaniel: So, ready to give me 50 yet?
Brian Rentfro: Jon, you said if LAZARUS wins.he still needs to eliminate two people!
Jon McDaniel: Yeah.two smaller, lighter, and not nearly as technically sound nor powerful as he is.
Brian Rentfro: Hey, Lazarus just eliminated a man bigger than he is, so it's possible.
(Corey and Sandra tie up, and Corey locks on a side headlock. Sandra delivers a pair of forearms to Corey's ribs, and then bounces him off of the ropes. Sandra tries for a shoulderblock, but Corey knocks her down. Corey bounces off of the ropes, and jumps over Sandra as she slides towards Corey on the mat. Sandra jumps to her feet, and then leapfrogs over Corey as he bounces off of the ropes again. Sandra then falls backwards as Lazarus is returning once more, and goes for a monkey flip variation. Corey does a complete flip and lands on his feet on the mat, and then turns to face Sandra, who then jumps to her feet. The two tie up again, and Sandra locks on a front facelock. She then drapes Corey's arm over her head, and goes for a vertical suplex. At this time, Animal rolls back into the ring, holding his head and bleeding slightly from his nose, and makes his way to the top rope, facing Lazarus' back.)
Brian Rentfro: What's Animal going to do now?
Jon McDaniel: I don't like the looks of this.
Brian Rentfro: Almost looks like your mom.I'm talking about Animal, of course.
Jon McDaniel: That's okay.you almost look like Sandra, only you have a goatee and no boobs.
Brian Rentfro: What about my, ya know.genitalia?
Jon McDaniel: Won't even get into that.if you catch my drift.
Brian Rentfro: Hey! I'm the dirty-joke teller around here, got me?!
Jon McDaniel: Rentfro, calm the hell down! I need to release them on the air every now and then!
Brian Rentfro: Okay.just don't do it too often!
Jon McDaniel: Will do.well, won't do. Agh.And Sandra lifting Corey up for a vertical suplex for the third attempt, and Lazarus blocks again.
(Corey lifts Sandra up into the air for a stalling vertical suplex, and then Animal stands straight up on the top rope. Animal dives off and clips Corey's knee, causing him to fall back with Sandra in a cross-body like move. The referee makes the count as Sandra applies full pressure to Corey's shoulders: 1.2.Corey gets his hand on the bottom rope.)
Brian Rentfro: Close call, there, McDaniel. You almost owed me 50.
Jon McDaniel: I guaran-damn-tee you, Brian that I won't by the end of the match.
Brian Rentfro: We'll see about that.and get ready to pay up.
(Sandra gets to her feet, and then Lazarus gets to his. Animal nods to Sandra, who replies with the same motion, and the two then start beating on Lazarus. Corey is down to his knees as Sandra delivers a couple of punches to his forehead and Animal continues to kick him in the back.)
Jon McDaniel: Vicious double-teaming now by Animal and Sandra!
Brian Rentfro: Just 3 seconds, Jon. Just 3 seconds and I'll be 50 dollars richer.Imagine all of the hook.er.CDs I can by with 50 dollars.
Jon McDaniel: Rrriiiight.
(Sandra brings Corey back to his feet, and then kicks him in the midsection. Corey bends over, and Animal goes over to the same side as Sandra. The two place Corey between them, and wrap their arms around his waist. Sandra and Animal lift Corey up with one of Lazarus' leg on one of both of their shoulders {Corey's left leg is on Sandra's left shoulder, vice versa for Animal}. The two then take a step forward, and deliver a double-team powerbomb to Lazarus, laying him out in the center of the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: Future Shock by Sandra and Animal!
Brian Rentfro: 1.2.3.50 bucks more in my pocket.
Jon McDaniel: Shut up, Brian, or else I'll have Corey smack you.
Brian Rentfro: Sure you will.
(Lazarus is down, and then Sandra covers him. 1.2.Animal breaks up the count and talks to the now standing-up Sandra.)
Animal: I'm gonna prove to everybody that I'm the best person in this match! The Eye Of The Tiger demands it!
(Animal hops down and hooks one of Corey's legs. 1.2.Sandra breaks the count up and grabs Animal by his ears. She brings him to his feet, and then holds his face inches away from hers.)
Sandra: Listen, asshole! I'm eliminating that bitch!
(Sandra then winds up and bitch-slaps Animal, which sends him down to one knee, holding his cheek. Animal rubs his cheek, and moves his hand to his side, revealing the bright-pink patch of skin where Sandra bitch-slapped him. Animal just screams out of anger.)
Animal: That's it, bitch!
(Animal gets to his feet and kicks Sandra in the midsection. He then grabs the back of Sandra's top, and rips it in half. Animal whips Sandra up onto his shoulders, and then delivers a knee-drop powerbomb down to the mat, a mere foot away from where Corey is laid out.)
Brian Rentfro: PUPPIES! PUPPIES!
Jon McDaniel: Animal just sexually assaulted Sandra! He made her expose her.her.um.her.you know!
Brian Rentfro: Nips? Boobs? Knockers? Melons?
Jon McDaniel: Yeah!
(Animal, who was covering Sandra the entire time after the powerbomb, hooks a leg. 1.2.3. The bell rings as Animal moves out of the way, and reveals Sandra to be wearing a strapless sports bra.)
Brian Rentfro: Dammit! No skin!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Sandra has just been eliminated!
(The fans cheer for Animal as Sandra rolls herself out of the ring. The ringside attendants and one security guard help her back up the entrance ramp as Animal brings Lazarus back to his feet. Animal whips Corey into the corner, and charges with an Avalanche, sandwiching Corey between the turnbuckle pads and Animal.)
Brian Rentfro: Just 3 seconds is all it takes, Jon. And just 2 taps on the mat in succession.that's all it takes.2 words saying "I quit."
Jon McDaniel: So, Brian, let me get all of this straight.you just terminated yourself from this fine company?
Brian Rentfro: I did nothing of the sort!
Jon McDaniel: But you just said that you quit!
Brian Rentfro: I was talking about what it takes for Lazarus to lose the match! If he says those two words, he's lost the match!
Jon McDaniel: What two words would that be?
Brian Rentfro: "I quit!"
Jon McDaniel: So.once again, you said you quit?
Brian Rentfro: Jon, shut up before I shut you up.
Jon McDaniel: Okay.and Animal with a clothesline.NO! Lazarus ducks and.
(Corey connects with a spear that sends Animal nearly out of his boots, landing hard on the mat, holding his ribs and the back of his head, which smacked hard against the ring mat. Lazarus gets to his feet, and then shakes his arm a little bit. He points up into the air.)
Corey: Huh? Should I fly?!
(The fans respond with cheers, and Corey goes up to the top rope. Animal gets to his feet, and jumps up, dropkicking Corey and making him sit across the top turnbuckle, landing on his you-know-what.)
Brian Rentfro: Ha!
Jon McDaniel: Shut up.
(Animal brings Corey's legs into the ring-region, and then backs up into the center of the ring. Animal stretches his arms out to his sides, bends backwards, and lets out a primal scream.)
Animal: EYE OF THE TIGER!!
(Animal stands up straight, an angered look ever present in his eyes, and then rushes towards Corey. Animal jumps beautifully to the top rope, and drapes his legs over Lazarus' shoulders to go for a hurricanrana. Animal tries to backflip, but Corey holds onto the top rope and Animal is sent crashing down to the mat headfirst.)
Jon McDaniel: Just 3 seconds until I win 50 bucks from you, Brian. Just 3 seconds.
Brian Rentfro: Stop rubbing it in.oh no.what is Lazarus gonna do next?!
(Corey hops down from the top rope and pulls his thumb slowly across his throat, signaling for "the end." Lazarus brings Animal to his feet, and then puts him in a Torture Rack-like hold. He stretches Animal out, as Animal writhes in pain and lets out grunts of distress.)
Referee: Do you wanna give up, Animal? Do you give?
(Animal continuously shakes his head no, screaming the word even, and Lazarus stops stretching Animal out, just holding him in a reverse Fireman's Carry. Corey inhales deeply, and then lets it out slowly. Lazarus inhales deeply again, and holds his breath. He twists his body so that Animal's head is in front of him, and then pushes Animal down and drops to his knees, converting the Torture Rack/reverse Fireman's Carry into a knee-drop piledriver.)
Jon McDaniel: THE MERCURY DRIVER! THE MERCURY DRIVER! IT'S ALL OVER NOW!
Brian Rentfro: NOOO!!!!! ANIMAL, DAMN YOU, KICK OUT, KICK OUT!!
(Corey hooks Animal's leg, and pushes his body weight down on Animal's shoulders as the referee drops for the count. The fans count along.)
Fans: 1!
Brian Rentfro: NOO!!!
Fans: 2!
Brian Rentfro: 50 bucks down the gutter!
Fans: 3!
(The bell rings as Lazarus rolls off Animal, and the referee raises his arm in victory. Corey has a grin on his face, and is breathing heavily now.)
Jon McDaniel: Looks like I just won 50 dollars.heh, heh.
Brian Rentfro: Shut up, you.
(The sound of paper being slipped out of one hand and into another is heard from the commentator's as the Ring Announcer brings the mic up to his face.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match.COREY LAZARUS!!
("Coma America" plays over the PA system again, right before the first chorus so Casey Chaos can yell out "COMA! AMERICA!" without music behind it, and Lazarus gets to his feet. The referee raises his arm one more time in victory, and pats him on the back.)
Jon McDaniel: Well, before Brian tries to steal back the money I won off of him, let's check out some of the replays!
(Replays are shown of Acid going for a powerbomb to Animal, but Animal turning it into the Eye Of The Tiger; Animal is then pushed off of the top rope to the entrance ramp by Corey Lazarus; Lazarus dives over a charging Sandra from the top rope and delivers the Hollywood Press to Acid for the 3 count on him; Sandra and Animal delivering a double-powerbomb to Corey is shown; Sandra bitch-slapping Animal, and then getting her top ripped in half before being powerbombed, is shown; Sandra in her strapless sports bra is shown in super-slow motion; Corey reversing the top-rope Eye Of The Tiger attempt into by pushing off Animal; Lazarus finally delivering the Mercury Driver to Animal and getting the 3 count is shown as "Coma America" can be heard all throughout the background and the arena.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, one half of Sudden Impact...Matt Lynch!
("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit starts as the lights dim, and the words "Sit on it and Spin" flash across the ADCtron as Lynch comes out. He walks to the ring as the crowd boos.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, PWA Hall of Famer, Monkey McDee!
(Monkey McDee's voice booms over speakers, "WHO IS THE GREATEST?! ISN'T IT EASY TO SEE?! THE BESTEST OF THE BEST! OH YES.IT'S MONKEY MCDEE!!" "Brass Monkey", by Beastie Boys, soon blasts into the arena and as the first five notes are played, red fountain pyros go off horizontally across the entryway in accordance with each note. Red spotlights move rapidly around the arena as Monkey McDee enters. He is clad in a red tank top, and black wrestling tights inscribed with "Monkey" written down his left leg in red lettering and outlined in white. As he walks down the ramp, he seems very serious and ignores the crowd.)
Jon McDaniel: McDee doesn't waste any time, he attacks Lynch with a level of intensity I haven't seen in a long time! Lynch is caught off guard and goes down to the mat quickly. McDee pulls him up and then hits a cradle piledrive. McDee covers. 1...2..kickout.
Brian Rentfro: I think Lynch is totally off guard right about now. This is not the McDee he scouted!
Jon McDaniel: McDee drops a knee on the back of Lynch's neck! With Lynch laying on the mat on his stomach, McDee grabs him around the waist and hits a brutal German Suplex!
Brian Rentfro: Lynch landed right on his neck! The scary thing is, I think McDee did that on purpose!
Jon McDaniel: McDee climbs up top and waits for Lynch to get to his feet. Lynch doesn't move quickly enough, so McDee comes up with a knee drop on the neck of Lynch again! Now McDee locks on the Spunky Monkey! Lynch is out cold and the referee stops the match! The EMTs run down to the ring to help Lynch!
Brian Rentfro: The referee tried to raise McDee's hand, but McDee pushed him away! And Lynch hasn't moved yet!
Jon McDaniel: I don't know what got into McDee, but he may have ended Matt Lynch's career! The EMTs have Lynch loaded on a stretcher and are carefully pushing him up the entrance ramp.
Brian Rentfro: McDee just ran back out from backstage and literally threw the EMTs away from the stretcher! He grabbed it and is pushing it...
Jon McDaniel: Dear lord, no! That's a 15 foot drop and Lynch is strapped to that thing!
Brian Rentfro: McDee doesn't care! He shoves the stretcher off the top of the ramp!
(The camera angle switches to show the stretcher on its side on the concrete floor. Lynch is still strapped in.)
Jon McDaniel: More EMTs are rushing to attend to Lynch, but it could be too late! Has McDee followed the footsteps of Eric Draven and Jay?
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, Brymstone!
("For Whom The Bell Tolls" plays on the PA system and the entire arena goes dark. A soft mist billows out form the backstage area as Nina walks out. She stops at the top of the ramp and then bows her head as if mumbling something. As the words "Time Marches On" are heard Dark blue flames erupt from the stage as well as th four ring posts as Brymstone comes out slowly. Once there he and Nina make their way to the ring. Nina slsips in easily walking around as Brymstone hops up on the apron and vaults himself over the top rope landing in the center of the ring. He slowly raises his right hand and closes it in a fidst causing teh lights to come back on and the flames to be extinguished.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, Showtime!
(The lights go out, and "What If" by Creed hits. For a few seconds a large letter B fills the ADC-Tron. Maroon fireworks shoot up from the entrance way for about thirty seconds. Then as the vocals start in "What If" Showtime comes out with Sarah by his side. He wears a sleevless shirt witht the sides cut on it so it is like a pancho. The shirt is black and has the Showtime dragon on the front of it. He wears black trunks with maroon and white barbwire going everywhere on the trunks. Sarah is wearing a maroon tight t-shirt and leather mini skirt. As they walk down the ramp fireworks go off by the side of each of them.)
Jon McDaniel: They lock up and Showtime quickly gets Brymstone in a hammerlock. Brymstone comes off the ropes to break the hold, but Showtime clotheslines him to the mat. Brymstone is up quickly, but Showtime dropkicks him to the mat again. Showtime waits for Brymstone to get to his feet, then comes of the ropes with a shoulder block, but Brymstone powerslams him. Brymstone then climbs up top, but as he's climbing, Showtime jumps up and grabs the top rope, causing Brymstone to lose his balance and crotch himself. Showtime climbs the turnbuckle and hits the Showdown on Brymstone!
Brian Rentfro: Showtime just broke out a new move! A piledriver from the top will take anyone out!
Jon McDaniel: Instead of covering, Showtime pulls Brymstone up and kicks him in the stomach! Its the End Product! But Brymstone flips out of it! Showtime blocks a punch and kicks him in the stomach again! Now he hits the End Product! 1...2...3!
Brian Rentfro: It looks like Brymstone still has some ring rust to shake off.
Jon McDaniel: Showtime is heading up the ramp to the backstage area, but a fan just jumped the guardrail and is attacking him from behind! The fan whips Showtime to the ring and throws him in!
Brian Rentfro: That fan is stomping a mudhole in Showtime then picks him up and sets him on the top turnbuckle! The fan just hit a J-Plex on Showtime!
Jon McDaniel: The fan takes off his ball cap and its Jay! I thought he was out injured?
Brian Rentfro: I did, too. But I guess we're going to find out what he wants! He's motioning for a microphone!
Jay: I am back, your career and Sudden Impact has come to a Sudden Death."
(Jay kicks Showtime again and heads backstage.)
Jon McDaniel: Gabrielle has to be running on fumes at this point! This will be her third match of the night, she's already won the tag team titles and she's done it all with a broken arm!
("Gods of Rapture" by Meshuggah blasts over the loud speaker and
after the intro and some smoke effect Metalhead comes out of the curtain and walks down
the ramp, getting and altogether good pop from the crowd. Metalhead walks down the ramp,
high-fiving fans. He slides into the ring and stands on a turnbuckle, putting his hands
up, inciting the crowd even more. His music suddenly stops.)
Jon McDaniel: Metalhead certainly has become a fan favorite since he's
shown up here.
Brian Rentfro: I agree. He's shown off his talent in the hardcore arena.
This is practically a new thing for him. He's only had a few really technical matches...
and even they weren't that technical.
Jon McDaniel: I guess we'll see how it turns out.
("After the Flesh" by My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult comes on over the PA and
the IC Champ, Gabrielle, makes her into and gets a very mixed reaction from the crowd.
Alot of the wrestling fans are booing her but alot of women in the audience are screaming
their heads off for obvious reason.)
Brian Rentfro: Gabrielle is more than just our IC Champ. She's one of
PWA's female icons. She's walking talking proof that a woman can make it in a man's world.
Jon McDaniel: I don't know Brian. This is the 3rd time these two have
met. And you know what they say... 3rd times the charm.
Brian Rentfro: I don't think so. I think this is just going to add
another win to Gabrielle's record. She's got more technical experience, she's faster and
she's got momentum of 2 other wins and her title to defend.
Jon McDaniel: Either way, this will be interesting.
(The match has already begun. They just came out of a grapple with Metalhead whipping
Gabrielle into the ropes. She comes back and gets shoulderblocked
down. Metalhead runs into the ropes to his left and comes back with an elbow drop.
Gabrielle takes it, but doesn't even let Metalhead get a 1 count when he covers.)
Brian Rentfro: Looks to me like Metalhead wants this over with as fast as
possible.
(They are both up and they go back into a grapple. Metalhead comes out on top with a
hammerlock. Gabrielle rolls forward, kicks up onto her feet and reverses the hammerlock.
She then kicks Metalhead in the stomach and he buckles over. She grabs his arm and hooks
her leg, setting up for Russian legsweep. As she pulls him up Metalhead stands up quickly
and tries to turn and clothesline her with his free arm. She ducks and spins and
waistlocks him from behind. Metalhead runs into the ropes and grabs them, send Gabrielle
rolling back and they both recover, ready to go. They get a small pop from the crowd.)
Jon McDaniel: Are they going for fast technical combinations. I know
Gabrielle can do that, but I don't think Metalhead can handle that.
Brian Rentfro: I have to agree with you here. He's not trained for fast
technical wrestling. I mean he's held his own so far, but what about when Gabrielle breaks
out the big guns?
(Metalhead rushes her and Gabrielle arm drags him. He lands, recovers and runs at her
again and she takes him down this time with a Japanese armdrag. He
recovers a third time and runs in again, this time kicking her in the stomach before she
can react. He grabs her head and DDTs her.)
Jon McDaniel: I think this is about as technical as Metalhead gets. He
needs to break out his power moves, powerbombs, suplexes, and end the match fast.
(Metalhead lifts her up and whips her into the ropes. As she comes back he grabs her legs,
lifts her up and drops back, hitting her chest on the top rope and folding her over. She
dangles for a minute before he falls, first onto the apron, then onto the floor. The ref
begins the 10 count.)
Brian Rentfro: That wasn't very technical.
Jon McDaniel: I agree... but it was effective.
(Metalhead plays to the crowd while Gabrielle is recovering. As Metalhead slowly walks
around the ring Gabrielle runs in and waits in the corner. As Metalhead turns around she
runs in and tries to spear him. She connects completely but Metalhead only slides back a
few inches.)
Jon McDaniel: Did she really think she could move him?
(Metalhead easily grabs her waste and lifts her up for a powerbomb. When she gets up she
hammers him twice in the face with 2 left hands, then flips him
over in a hurricanrana. she catches his legs in a pin attempt. 1...2kick! They are both up
fairly quickly. Gabrielle runs in at Metalhead. He catches her and tries to lift her up
for a gorilla press type move, but she drops kicks him in the face, knocking him back into
a turnbuckle and dropping Gabrielle on the floor. She gets up and climbs onto the second
rope and punches Metalhead in the face. The audience counts with her punches.
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10. She then jumps down to the mat and, with some trouble she
manages to hook Metalhead on her good shoulder and heaves Metalhead up to the top rope.
She climbs up to the top and sets up for a top rope hurricanrana.)
Brian Rentfro: This could be it. The fatal blow, la coup de gras, the big
one.
Jon McDaniel: He let the match run too long. He should have overpowered
her early on.
(As she gets ready to jump Metalhead punches her in the stomach. She loses her balance and
falls down, catching herself on the second rope. Metalhead punches her twice in the head,
then grabs her In a front headlock.)
Jon McDaniel: Or maybe not. What's he going to do?
Brian Rentfro: There's only so much he can do from there.
(Metalhead steps up and positions himself on the top rope. He springs off flips over
Gabrielle, landing on his back on the mat and hitting a massive flipping neck breaker.)
Jon (in the spirit of Joey Styles): OH MY GOD!
(Metalhead quickly covers for the pin.1...2..thrKICKOUT!)
Jon McDaniel: How did she kick out of that?!
Brian Rentfro: God only knows. But if she still has life in her after
that Metalhead may have a tougher match than he signed up for.
(Metalhead picks up Gabrielle and whips her into the ropes and when she comes back he
heaves her up into a press. The crowd pops. Metalhead holds her up
there for almost a minute. Turning and acknowledging the entire crowd. He even bends
his elbows and presses her up and down a few times.)
Brian Rentfro: Well. Metalhead really is making a big deal out of this.
Jon McDaniel: Of course he is. This is the woman that beat him twice
before. This is his man hood on the line here. He has to beat her completely. And to do
that he's going to make sure everyone knows who's in charge.
(Soon Gabrielle realizes where she is and kicks. Metalhead loses his hold and she slides
down behind him. She drops to knee and low-blows him before he knows what's happening. He
buckles over and holds his groin. Gabrielle gets up and leg drops the back of his head,
sending his face onto the mat. She turns him over and climbs up top. She jumps off and
somersault forward, but spins in the air, hitting a kind of 180 moonsault. She covers.
1...2...kickout. She gets up and picks Metalhead up and whips him into the ropes.
Metalhead reverses it and follows behind her. As she comes off the ropes he knees her in
the stomach, flipping her over onto her back. She tries to get up but Metalhead double
knee-drops her stomach, making her curl up on the mat and hold her stomach. Metalhead
picks her up and quickly lifts her and lays her out with a spinebuster. With her flat on
the mat, Metalhead squares her the turnbuckle and starts climbing up top. He stands with
his
back into the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: What in the world is he trying to do?
Brian Rentfro: Metalhead can't do a moonsault. No chance.
(Metalhead preps to do it the first time, but loses his balance. He quickly slides down to
the second rope. He slowly climbs back up top and tries again.)
Jon McDaniel: He didn't learn the first time....
(Again he loses his balance, but this time manager to catch it before he falls. Instead of
trying for a moonsault again, he reconsiders and turns around, but he took too long.
Gabrielle recovered, and runs into the ropes. Metalhead falls, crotching himself on the
ropes, and since he was turning around he has one leg in the ring and the other outside.)
Brian Rentfro: I knew he couldn't do it.
Jon McDaniel: I was afraid he couldn't do it.
(Gabrielle climbs through the ropes onto the apron. She springboards off the top rope and
spins 180 toward Metalhead, round kicking him in the side of the head in mid air, then she
falls into the ring. Metalhead, however, is knocked off of the ropes. He falls, manages to
grab the ropes on the way to angle the fall, and smacks onto the concrete, landing flat on
his back spread eagle. He doesn't move and everyone goes quiet.)
Jon McDaniel: Uh-oh.
Brian Rentfro: Is he breathing, I can't tell?
(Gabrielle watches him from inside the ring and the ref begins the 10 count. After he
reaches 2 Metalhead suddenly coughs, and the crowd pops, cheering for him. He slowly...
very slowly... stands up, using the guardrail for support. The ref is on 7 by the time
he's standing. He slowly makes his way back to the ring and slides in, barely beating 10.)
Brian Rentfro: That had to hurt. I hope he's OK.
Jon McDaniel: It would be a catastrophe if he was seriously hurt. The
fans wouldn't stand for it.
Brian Rentfro: He shouldn't even finish this match. He should just take
the loss and care for himself.
Jon McDaniel: I agree... but that's not how Metalhead plays. He'll
continue injured or not. Hopefully it won't play into the match too badly. And I hope
Gabrielle has the presence of mind to go easy on him.
(As Metalhead enters the ring Gabrielle backs up. As he stands up she goes
for a superkick. Metalhead catches it and clotheslines her down. Metalhead winces
as he bends over to pick her up. He whips her into the ropes and as she comes back he
lifts her into a what looks like a chokehold, but drops her into what
looks like a sitout powerbomb. He covers. 1..2..thrKICK!)
Jon McDaniel: My god. That's 2 devastating moves she's kicked out of
tonight.
Brian Rentfro: I really wouldn't call that devastating. I'm sure she's
kicked out of worse.
(Metalhead slowly stands and lifts her up with him. He turns her around and sits her up on
the top rope with her back into the ring.)
Brian Rentfro: Oh no... its all over.
Jon McDaniel: I think we all know what's coming.
(Metalhead grabs her arms and heaves her into the air by them. He hits the Iron Cross on
her square in the middle of the ring and covers. 1...2...3! The crowd pops and goes nuts.)
Jon McDaniel: Listen to that crowd, their going nuts.
Brian Rentfro: Can you blame them? We've just seen a revolution here!
Metalhead has proven himself in and out of a hardcore setting, Gabrielle's hold on the
title has been over turned, and Metalhead has proven once again that men are bet...
Jon McDaniel: Stop Brian... I really don't think that would be a
career-smart thing to say on the air.
Brian Rentfro: You think so?
(In the ring Metalhead has had ring hands slide in a table, which he is setting up.)
Jon McDaniel: What were you saying about out of a hardcore setting.
Brian Rentfro: The match is over... what's he doing?!
Jon McDaniel: It seems you can take Metalhead out the hardcore matches...
(Back in the ring Metalhead has the table set up. He lifts Gabrielle above his head and
presses her again, this time a look of pain on his face. He doesn't show off to the crowd
this time, he just slams her through the table, sending a few little bits out into the
ringside area. He then walks to the ropes and as he climbing through, stops to spit at
her, then goes out, accepts his title, and is treated by medics, checking his neck
and back. Medics also run into the ring to check on Gabrielle.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome out our special commentator for this match. You know him from such television shows as Taxi and Who's the Boss...Tony Danza!
(Teen Angst by Cracker comes on as Tony Danza walks out to cheers. He makes his way to the commentator's table and sits down next to Brian Rentfro.)
Tony Danza: Thanks for having me out here, guys! Let me tell ya, its great to be on tv again!
Brian Rentfro: I bet! So tell me, what do has-beens do with their time?
Tony Danza: (in a hurt voice) Come on, Brian. What did I ever do to you?
Jon McDaniel: (interrupting Rentfro) I heard you've just signed a long term contract with the PWA?
Tony Danza: Right. I'll be working the Wednesday Night Chaos shows from now on!
Ring Announcer: The following match is for the PWA World Heavyweight Title! Introducing first, the challenger. Hailing from Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at 254 pounds...Nightstryker!
(The sound of thunder is heard throughout the arena. The lights slowly dim, but before they completely go out, a flash of lightning hits the ADCtron as white fountain pyro's go off next to the entrance. Blue smoke eminates from the back, but Nightstryker doesn't appear.)
Tony Danza: Now, I know this is my first night and all, but should Stryker be coming to the ring?
Jon McDaniel: Right you are, Tony. Where could he be?
(Monkey McDee's voice booms over speakers, "WHO IS THE GREATEST?! ISN'T IT EASY TO SEE?! THE BESTEST OF THE BEST! OH YES.IT'S MONKEY MCDEE!!" "Brass Monkey", by Beastie Boys, soon blasts into the arena and as the first five notes are played, red fountain pyros go off horizontally across the entryway in accordance with each note. Red spotlights move rapidly around the arena as Monkey McDee enters, leading Nightstryker on a leash.)
Brian Rentfro: What the hell is going on?
(McDee and Stryker enter the ring and stand, waiting.)
Jon McDaniel: I don't know what this means, but I'm not sure I like it...
Ring Announcer: Introducing now, the PWA World Champion! Fighting out of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada and weighing 234 pounds, he is Sirus Moran!
(More Human than Human blares out of the PA as the crowd erupts. Sirus Moran comes out to the top of the ramp and holds 'Al' high above his head to more cheers. Sirus walks to the ring and as he enters, McDee removes the leash from Nightstryker. Stryker promptly attacks Sirus, drawing boos from the crowd.)
Tony Danza: Look at that! Nightstyker isn't wasting any time!
Brian Rentfro: I'm just wondering what all this means. Are the Creatures of the Night reformed? And I thought McDee and Sirus were friends?
Jon McDaniel: Stryker pounds Sirus into the mat with double axhandles then proceeds to stomping the champ. Stryker pulls Sirus to his feet and whips him hard into the far corner.
Tony Danza: Ouch! I think the ring moved with that one!
Jon McDaniel: Nightstryker flies at Sirus and connects with a Stinger Splash. Stryker grabs Sirus and whips him into the opposite corner. Sirus hits hard and flies over the top, spilling outside the ring.
Brian Rentfro: McDee is yelling something to Stryker...I think he's giving him instructions.
Jon McDaniel: Strkyer uses the top rope as a springboard for a legdrop to the outside, but Sirus moves out of the way! Sirus is still dazed from the surprise attack earlier, giving Stryker the chance to recover. The two men brawl around ringside, but Sirus gets the better of it and whips Stryker into the guard rail.Stryker manages to jump on top of the railing and flies backwards with an elbow smash! What agility!
Tony Danza: That was an impressive move. Of course, Rentfro will tell you that Stryker screwed it up. If you ever watch tapes of Rentfro's career, you'll see the correct way to do that is to slam into the guard rail and let your opponent beat on you some more.
Brian Rentfro: Listen here you talentless hack...
Jon McDaniel: Stryker rolls Sirus into the ring and follows him in. Sirus is getting to his feet, but Stryker scoops him up in a waistlock, flips him over his back and is holding him, like he's about to deliver a crucifix powerbomb! Stryker slips his arms down and is pulling back on Sirus' arms...Its a sort of inverted full nelson! I've never seen that move before! Sirus reaches, trying to get his feet to the corner. He makes it and pushes him self back over Strkyer's head!
Brian Rentfro: But now he's got Stryker's arms locked! He just delivered the five trapped headbutts! Its time for the Nameless Knockout! Stryker gets whipped into the ropes, but McDee grabs his foot, tripping Strkyer and pulling him out of the ring!
Tony Danza: And just like that, Sirus nearly won the match at the drop of a hat! That's what being a champion is all about, being able to turn anything into a victory!
Jon McDaniel: Sirus waits in the ring for Stryker to return, using the time to catch his breath.
Brian Rentfro: That's a smart move right there. He's taken most of the abuse in this match, so he's got nothing to lose here.
Jon McDaniel: They lock up and Stryker lifts Sirus up for a hanging vertical suplex, but Sirus kicks and comes back down on his feet, then continues down, DDTing Nightstryker! Sirus floats over for a quick cover, but only gets 1. Sirus quickly moves to a bow and arrow submission to wear down the challenger.
Tony Danza: Stryker is really giving the champ a tough way to go tonight. Its more like he wants to hurt him than he wants that title.
Jon McDaniel: Stryker gets to his feet, but as soon as he does, Sirus takes him back down with a Russian legsweep. Sirus drops a knee on Stryker's back, continuing to work it. Sirus pulls Strkyer up and whips him into the ropes. He hits the Nameless Knockout! Sirus covers...1...2..the referee sees that Stryker has his foot on the ropes!
Tony Danza: McDee just put it there! Sirus had the match won!
Jon McDaniel: Sirus looks frustrated, but doesn't say anything. He pulls Stryker up and hooks him, ready for a fisherman's suplex. Sirus changes it to a swinging neckbreaker, but holds the leg for a bridge. 1...2.kickout. Sirus pulls Stryker back up and powerbombs him, but continues to hold the legs and flips over in a bridge. 1...2..Stryker lifts up to a standing position, holding Sirus and pancakes him. Stryker rolls him over and covers. 1...2.kickout.
Tony Danza: Everyone in the arena is on the edge of their seats! You just know that anyone could win this match at any time!
Brian Rentfro: Without a doubt. When you've got two men of this caliber in there, anything can happen. Several times already, this match has been one second from being over.
Jon McDaniel: Stryker pulls Sirus up and whips him into the ropes. Sirus comes back with an Asai moonsault onto the standing Nightstryker! Stryker catches him...its the Mindbender! Stryker hit the Mindbender on the champ! Stryker covers...1...2..Stryker pulls Sirus up! What is he thinking?
Brian Rentfro: Even McDee is yelling at him. You just can't give Sirus a second chance like that.
Jon McDaniel: Stryker picks up Sirus and sets him on the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd...He executes a crucifix powerbomb on the champ from the top rope! The referee needs to stop the match!
Tony Danza: The crowd totally hates Nightstryker at this point.The crowd is louder than Rentfro's suit!
Brian Rentfro: Har har...
Jon McDaniel: Still Nightstryker isn't covering. He's taunting the prone Sirus with kicks. Stryker grabs a half crab and leans way back on it, yelling into Sirus' ear the whole time.
Brian Rentfro: The human leg isn't supposed to be bending back at that angle. Sirus needs to do the smart thing and tap out before he gets seriously injured. Right now he can always fight for the title later, but if he doesn't get that hold released, his career is over!
Tony Danza: And lord knows we don't need another bitter ex-wrestler to do commentary.
Jon McDaniel: Stryker releases the hold by himself, then spits on Sirus. Stryker pulls Sirus up again and hits him with another Mindbender! 1...2...Stryker pulls him up again! Nightstryker points to McDee and climbs up to the top turnbuckle! He's waiting for the Spunky Monkey! Sirus gets to his feet and Stryker launches himself, but Sirus sidesteps! Stryker lands in a roll and comes up on his feet. He comes swinging at the champ, but Sirus ducks under the punch and catches Stryker in a single arm belly to belly suplex! Stryker is up quickly and rushes Sirus, but eats a dropkick for the effort. Both men are on the mat, but it looks like Stryker is going to get up first! Stryker waits for Sirus then comes at him with a right hand, which connects! Another right hand, but Sirus catches it and arm drags Stryker down! Stryker is up fast and tries another punch, but Sirus arm drags him down again. Up again with Stryker and another attempted punch! Sirus blocks it and hits the Wrong Hand of Doom! Stryker drops like a stone and Sirus covers! 1...2...3! Stryker gets a shoulder up, but its a half second too late! Sirus is still the PWA Champ!
Tony Danza: Like I said, that came out of no where!
Brian Rentfro: Things aren't over for Sirus, though. McDee slides into the ring and the Creatures of the Night advance on Sirus!
Tony Danza: Here comes Showtime running down the ramp! He slides in behind the Creatures!
Jon McDaniel: Stryker sees him and turns to fight him! McDee sees what's going on and rolls out of the ring, yelling for Stryker to follow him! The Creatures of the Night head backstage and Sirus and Showtime are left in the ring soaking in the cheers from the fans! That's all the time we've got tonight, but we'll be back soon on Aegian Dreams Television!