Forward: For the record it is about 10 to midnight PST, so by all intensive purposes the card was held on Sunday, so now grab a drink and some popcorn and enjoy the latest incredible installment in a series of excellent PWA PPV's...

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[The Scene opens up inside the sold out arena in Tampa Bay Florida, the crowd is going wild for the PWA's most recent PPV event, Bad Blood.  The crowd is littered with signs such as "Reese is a Redneck" and "Remo for President"  Fireworks scream down from the rafters exploding in the entrance way as Oh Canada hits the loudspeakers and President Crippler appears at the top of the entry way in his wheelchair.]

Crippler: Hello, PWA fans! I would like to take this opportunity to personaly thank all of you coming down this evening to participate in our Bad Blood festivities.  For tonight will be an unforgettable night.  Tonight is the night of ICON blood, present and former, I am sure you will all love to see Prima Donna and Cinergy lying on the mat bleeding in our main event.  Stay tuned, you won't want to miss out!

[The Crippler turns around and wheels back stage.]

Jon McDaniel - The Crippler is right, tonight will be unforgettable.  We aren't going to waste any time here and we are going straight to the action.  Our first match will be between Tundra and The Great One to see who will face Ironheart later in the night for the PWA Intercontental championship!

Brian Rentfro - That is right Jon, judging by what we say from these two the last time they were in the ring, this match should be a great start to the night.

Ring Announcer - Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is sceduled for One Fall and has a 10 minute time limit.  Making his way to the ring first from Beverley Hills California weighing in at 281 pounds.  THhhhhheeeee Great One!

[The arena goes dark as the song "Pollution" from Limp Bizkit fades onto the speaker and soon gets louder as white pyros explode from the ramp and TGO emerges from the fire. And walks down to the ring and flexes and struts for the crowd as the song blares from the radio.]

Ring Announcer - And his opponent, hailing from Fairbanks Alaska, weighing in at 265 pounds, TUNDRA!

[The lights dim...a slow beating of a drum is heard...slowly getting louder and louder...then a huge boom  goes off as "Cold Day in Hell" cranks over the PA...Green and White pyros shoot off in all directions.... over the ring a light mist of snow starts to fill the arena as Tundra makes his way to the ring wearing black shorts and a blue and white tanktop that has BRAINFREEZE across the chest in green....he jumps into the ring and climbs the middle rope in each corner with his arms raised in the air.]

The Great One checks his boots.  Tundra checks out the ring.  (the bell rings) The Great One delivers a low blow to Tundra.  Tundra moves back to his feet.
Tundra shoulder tackles The Great One.  The Great One stands up.  The Great One drives a forearm into the head of Tundra.  The Great One short-arm clotheslines Tundra to the mat.  Tundra stands up.  Tundra kicks The Great One in the back of the leg.  Tundra applies an arm wrench to The Great One.
Tundra stomps The Great One.  The Great One executes a gut-wrench powerbomb on Tundra.  The Great One sends Tundra to ringside.  ]

Jon McDaniel - The action has gone outside the ring!  Things are going to get violent pretty soon!

[Dwayne Cross starts the count (.1)  (..2)  Tundra delivers a kick to the head of The Great One.  The Great One moves back to his feet.  (...3)
The Great One slaps Tundra in the face.  The Great One is back on his feet.  (....4) \ Tundra runs and tackles The Great One. Tundra punches him in the head.
The Great One stands up.  (.....5)  They fight into the aisle.  The Great One and Tundra move back to ringside.  They fight into the aisle.  The Great One and Tundra move back to ringside.  The Great One takes Tundra into the ring.  The Great One kicks Tundra in the back of the leg.  Tundra gets back to his feet.
Tundra slaps The Great One in the face.  Tundra gets up.  Tundra delivers a short-arm clothesline to The Great One.  Tundra rolls onto The Great One connecting with a knee.  The Great One gets back to his feet.  The Great One trys for a Omote Gyaku but Tundra avoids it.  Hisaku Kiyati clotheslines Tundra.  Hisaku Kiyati is interfering! The Great One kicks Tundra in the head.  The Great One grabs Tundra and applies an arm wrench.  The Great One fist drops Tundra on the mat.  The Great One covers Tundra.  Dwayne Cross counts.  ...1 ...2  Tundra kicks out.  ]

Brian Rentfro - The Great One almost won it there, but Tundra still has got some fight in him!

[Now Tundra standing.  Tundra punches The Great One in the head.  The Great One tackles Tundra and pummels his head.  Tundra is back on his feet.  Tundra lifts up The Great One and delivers the Brainfreeze.  The Great One gets back to his feet.  Tundra sends The Great One to ringside.  Dwayne Cross starts the count (.1)  (..2)  Tundra connects with a flying knee. The Great One goes down.  The Great One climbs to his feet.  (...3)  The Great One uses a closed fist on Tundra.  (....4)  Tundra uses a closed fist on The Great One.  (.....5)  They fight into the aisle.  The Great One and Tundra move back to ringside.  The Great One takes Tundra into the ring.  The Great One delivers a short-arm clothesline to Tundra.  Tundra is back on his feet.  Tundra tackles The Great One and pummels his head.  Tundra fist drops The Great One on the mat.  Tundra gets back to his feet.   Tundra stomps The Great One's head.  Tundra takes The Great One off his feet with a short-arm clothesline  ]

Brian Rentfro - Tundra is back in control here! What a great start to the night!

[Tundra rolls onto The Great One connecting with a knee.  The Great One is back on his feet.  The Great One trys for a Reverse DDT but Tundra avoids it.  The Great One puts Tundra in a reverse chin lock.  Referee Dwayne Cross is checking for a tap out.  ... Tundra is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... The Great One tightens the hold. ... The Great One tightens the hold. The Great One breaks the hold.  The Great One kicks Tundra in the back of the leg.  Tundra is back on his feet.  Tundra kicks The Great One in the stomach.  The Great One moves back to his feet.  The Great One tackles Tundra and pummels his head.  The Great One rolls onto Tundra connecting with a knee.  Now Tundra standing.  Tundra connects with a flying knee. The Great One goes down.  The Great One climbs to his feet.  The Great One delivers a kick to the head of Tundra.  The Great One stomps Tundra.  The Great One covers Tundra.  Referee Dwayne Cross makes the count.  ...1 ...2  Tundra kicks out.  Tundra moves back to his feet.  The Great One slaps Tundra in the face.  The Great One gets up.  The Great One punches Tundra in the head.  The Great One connects with a low blow. Tundra goes down.  The Great One kicks Tundra on the mat.  Tundra climbs to his feet.  Tundra flips The Great One to the mat.  Tundra chokes The Great One. ]

Brian Rentfro - Nice choke by Tundra.

[The Great One is back on his feet.  The Great One drives a forearm into Tundra.  The Great One slaps the face of Tundra.  The Great One is back on his feet.  Tundra kicks The Great One in the head.  The Great One kicks Tundra in the stomach. \ The Great One measures Tundra up and drops a closed fist. ]

Jon McDaniel - Tundra takes a Fist drop, neither man is able to get an advantage here.

[The Great One grabs Tundra and applies an arm wrench.  Tundra trys for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but The Great One avoids it.  Tundra sends The Great One to ringside.  Dwayne Cross starts the count (.1)  Tundra picks up a chair and throws it at The Great One.  (..2)  Tundra shoulder tackles The Great One.  Tundra gets back to his feet.  (...3)  Tundra grabs The Great One and applies an arm wrench.  The Great One gets back to his feet.  (....4)  The Great One tackles Tundra and pummels his head.  (.....5)  The Great One and Tundra move back into the ring.  The Great One rolls onto Tundra connecting with a knee. The Great One grabs Tundra and applies an arm wrench.  The Great One covers Tundra hooking the leg.  Dwayne Cross counts the pin.  ...1  Tundra kicks out. ]

Brian Rentfro - Not even close!

[The Great One takes a slap to the face from Tundra.  Tundra gets back to his feet.  Tundra slaps The Great One in the face.  Tundra gets back to his feet.  Tundra takes The Great One off his feet with a short-arm clothesline  The Great One climbs to his feet.  The Great One hits the mat.  Tundra gets up. Tundra measures The Great One up and drops a closed fist. ]

Jon McDaniel - The Great One takes a Fist drop.

[Tundra is up again.  Tundra fist drops The Great One on the mat.  The Great One short-arm clotheslines Tundra to the mat.  The Great One knees Tundra and rolls back to his feet.  Tundra climbs to his feet.  The Great One uses a closed fist on Tundra.  Tundra tackles The Great One. Tundra climbs to his feet.  The Great One connects with a low blow. Tundra goes down. The Great One stomps Tundra's head. The Great One fist drops Tundra on the mat.
]

Jon McDaniel - Tundra takes a Fist drop.

[ Tundra and The Great One go to the floor  Dwayne Cross starts the count (.1)  Tundra stomps The Great One's head.  Tundra rolls onto The Great One connecting with a knee.  (..2)  Tundra leg drops The Great One.  Tundra stomps The Great One's head.  (...3)  Tundra applies an arm wrench to The Great One.
The Great One stands up.  Tundra runs and tackles The Great One. Tundra punches him in the head.  The Great One stands up.  (....4)  Tundra piledrives The Great One.  Tundra falls head first into The Great One. (.....5)  ]

Brian Rentfro - Tundra can't win the match out there.

[Tundra rolls onto The Great One connecting with a knee.  Tundra fist drops The Great One on the floor.  Now Tundra standing.  (......6)  Tundra fist drops The Great One on the floor.  Tundra moves back to his feet.  Tundra executes a reverse DDT on The Great One.  (.......7)  Tundra grabs The Great One and applies an arm wrench.  The Great One moves back to his feet.  Tundra lifts The Great One into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat.
Tundra moves back to his feet.  (........8)  Tundra rolls onto The Great One connecting with a knee.  Tundra kicks The Great One on the floor. Tundra is moving back to the ring! (.......9)

Jon McDaniel - Tundra has won it, I think!

*Ding Ding Ding*

[Tundra looks around with a confused look on his face]

Ring Announcer: This match has exceed its time limit and has resulted in a draw!

Brian Rentfro - This means that both The Great One and Tundra will face Ironheart in the ring for the Intercontential title!

Jon McDaniel - Now it is time for out first title match of the night when Ashe defends the television title against newcomer MVP!

["Bawitiba" begins to play as the arena turns blue and the fans erupt in boos. MVP and Ashley appear in the entrance way as two gray flares cross infront of  them. They make their way to the ring as sparks fall from the rafters. MVP climbs up on the apron  and hops the ropes. He does a taunt as a blue and gray pyro goes off behind him.]

Jon McDaniel: Introducing first and making his way to the ring from New Orleans, Lousiana weighing 261 lbs. ... M.. V.. P!!!
 

["Firestarter" by Prodigy hits. The lights dim and about 5 seconds later, Ashe appears in the entryway. He puts both arms up and slams his fist into this right hand causing a massive red pyro explosion. Slowly he walks down to the ring.]

Jon McDaniel: And introducing YOUR PWA TELEVISION CHAMPION hailing from Birmingham, Alabama and weighing 275 lbs.... ASHE!!!!

[The bell rings and instantly MVP charges toward Ashe.  Ashe counters with an arm bar takedown which is broken by MVP early. Both men are back on their feet when they lock up again. Ashe puts MVP up in a huge scoop slam followed by a short leg drop. Ashe picks MVP up and attempts a vertical suplex, but MVP blocks. Ashe tries again, but MVP blocks once again.]

Brian Rentfro: Look at MVP come back!

[Ashe tries one more time, but instead MVP picks Ashe up and hits a reverse suplex slamming Ashe down on the canvas face first. MVP gets to his feet and immediately yells out at the crowd. The crowd boos as MVP taunts them and grabs a mic.]

MVP: Shut up ALREADY! I am the Most Valuable Play...

[Ashe tries to roll up MVP, but MVP kicks out in one count. MVP comes back again and hits Ashe with a huge right hand. Ashe comes back with a big right and they are trading punches. Ashe gets the upper hand and punches MVP into the corner. He steps back a little bit, throws crotch chop and hits MVP with a huge STINGER SPLASH! MVP is reeling and staggering on his feet. Ashe comes off the ropes and hits MVP with a huge clothesline.]

Jon McDaniel: My god! What a match! I think Ashe is getting the upper hand. THAT is why he is the champion.

Brian Rentfro: Nobody likes Ashe... or should I say little Rage. Talk about a screwed up family there.

[Ashe picks up MVP and gorilla presses him, but MVP slides out and is behind Ashe. MVP low blows Ashe when the ref is turned and Ashe is down. MVP covers.]

1... 2... KICK OUT

[MVP picks up Ashe and tosses him outside the ring. He runs to the opposite ropes and jumps over the top ropes and hits Ashe with a cross body press. Both men are out.]

Jon McDaniel: MVP is near 7 foot tall and he just cleared the TOP ROPE! That is amazing folks!

Brian Rentfro: That's right McDaniel. You better recognize who the Most Valuable Luchadore IS! Move over Mysterio!

[MVP gets up and stomps the head of Ashe. MVP goes for another stomp, but Ashe grabs a leg. A single leg takedown puts MVP to the ground and the crowd is cheering on Ashe. Ashe picks up MVP and drops him on the barrier. Someone from the crowd grabs MVP and is hitting him with a lead pipe.]

Jon McDaniel: It's the Black Sheep Will Bradley! BLACK SHEEP! BLACK SHEEP! BLACK SHEEP!

[BSWB has opened up MVP his head and blood is everywhere. Duane Cross, realizing the championship match, lets the match continue as security attains Black Sheep Will Bradley.]

Brian Rentfro: That Black Sheep is a crazy cat, and he is ruining MVP's chances. Man, he is really bloody.

[Ashe rolls MVP back into the ring and locks the cobra clutch for the Ashes to Ashes.]

Jon McDaniel: Could he get the Ashes to Ashes? It's OVER!

[The lights dim and Rage's music hits. Ashe stops and looks to the ADC-Tron waiting ready to fight Rage. Rage comes up from behind and OH MY GOD! It's the Fires of Rage on Ashe. Ashe is out. Rage rolls out of the ring. MVP struggles and puts one arm over Ashe. Duane Cross, occupied by BSWB's interference runs to the ring and counts.]

1...2... KICKOUT!

[Ashe kicks out again and MVP quickly brings him back to his feet. MVP sets him up and it's the Most Valuable Move. MVP covers.]

1...2...3.

Brian Rentfro: He did it! He did it! MVP is our NEW TV Champion!

Jon McDaniel: That sinister Rage did it all for him. How could Cross not see that. Ashe is upset and has nonetheless lost the TV title.

Brian Rentfro - What a match that was!  Now the action doesn't stop as it is time for....

[The steel cage begins to lower from the roof of the arena..]

Jon McDaniel - The internet title match to be determined in a steel cage!!!!

Ring Announcer- This match is a Three-way Cage Match for the Internet Title. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 253 pounds, from Chicago, ILL, Nightstryker!!!

[Nightstryker walks to the ring in silence. ]

Ring Announcer - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Hartford, CT,  Stephen "The Monkey" MacDonald!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[The crowd hears from the speakers, "SAY YOUR A MONKEY'S UNCLE!!" Then Brass Monkey, by Beastie Boys, blasts in the arena. As the first five notes are played, small fountain pyros go off horizantally across the entryway in accordance with each note. Then green spotlights move rapidly around the arena as Stephen MacDonald enters. The Monkey makes his way to the ring with an angry look on his face pointing at Nightstryker.]

Ring Announcer - And third, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Unknown, The Dragon!!! (crowd boos ****)

["Heavy" by Collective Soul. The Dragon wears black full length tights with a silver dragon on the right leg. He also wears a matching black & silver mask.  The Dragon runs to the ring.]

Jon McDaniel - Looks like these guys are ready to tear each other limb from limb.

Brian Renfro - Yeah, I can't wait.  I believe we're gonna see blood even before the main event!

[Nightstryker runs and tackles MacDonald to the ground and repeatedly punches him in the face. Stephen "The Monkey" MacDonald doesn't know what hit him. The Dragon from behind, pulls Nightstryker off of him and delivers a short arm clothesline.  He follows up with a leg drop across Nightstryker's throat.  Stephen "The Monkey"    MacDonald gets up and goes for a punch at The Dragon, only to have it blocked.  Dragon kicks MacDonald in the stomach and DDT's him into the mat.]

Jon McDaniel - All three of these men mean business tonight.  The Dragon seems to have the upper hand right now, but I don't see that lasting, do you Brian?

Brian Renfro - I hope not.  I want to see Nightstryker kick some butt.  He likes the movie Cruel Intentions! That's one of my fav's.  Wanna know why?

Jon McDaniel - I believe now is as good a time as any to get back to the match.

[The Dragon picks up The Monkey and whips him into the ropes.  A back body drop has MacDonald in pain on the  mat.  Meanwhile, Nightstryker is leaning on the ropes in the corner catching his breath.  The Dragon sees this and runs in at him only to have Nightstryker sidestep out of the way.  The Dragon hits hard in the corner and stumbles out.  Nightstryker steps behind him and executes a neck breaker.  The Monkey is just getting up as Nightstryker meets him in the middle of the ring.  The two lock up.  The Monkey wins and runs Nightstryker's head right into the steel cage.]

Brian Renfro - Is he bleeding?  I'm ready to see blood!!!

Jon McDaniel - You are a sick, sick man Brian!

[As The Monkey turns around, he is met with a huge roundhouse kick from TheDragon sending him crashing down hard to the mat.  Both The Monkey and Nightstryker lay on the mat holding their faces.  The Dragon takes the opportunity to climb to the top rope.  Nightstryker and The Monkey finally make it to their feet, only to be met with a flying double clothesline from The Dragon.]

Jon McDaniel - That was pretty impressive!  The Dragon is taking on both competitors at one time...and winning! Wait, what is he doing now?

[The Dragon has made his way back to the corner and is untying the turnbuckle pad.]

Brian Renfro - This is gonna be good!

[He has taken the turnbuckle pad completely off.  He turns around to be met with a double boot to the stomach from both The Monkey and Nightstryker.  They lift him into the air and bring him back down with a great suplex.]

Jon McDaniel - The Monkey and Nightstryker are working together.  I guess neither one of them took too kindly to the double clothesline.

[The Monkey goes to climb the ropes and Nightstryker follows in behind him. Nightstryker grabs ahold of his tights and pulls him back to the mat, spins him around, and nails him with a dropkick.  Nightstryker goes for his moonsault.  He runs in at the ropes, springboards off and is caught by The Dragon.  The Dragon plants him with a piledriver.]

Jon McDaniel - This match can go any way.  None of the three men in the ring have the upper hand.

[The Dragon goes over to The Monkey and picks him up off the mat.  He grabs his head and drives him head first into the cage...once...twice...three times.  The Dragon turns him around and superkicks him up and over the ropes so that he is now between the ropes and the cage.  The Monkey is now bleeding from his forehead.]

Brian Renfro - Finally!!  Someone is bleeding!  This is quality sports entertainment!

[Nightstryker is up now and charges in at The Dragon.  He picks him up and drops him with body slam. Nightstryker climbs up the side of the cage, turns around and jumps off, hitting The Dragon with a big splash. Nightstryker picks up a hurt Dragon and walks him over to the exposed turnbuckle.  He attemps to ram The
Dragon's head into the steel, but Dragon blocks the attempt.  They are both trying to slam each other's heads into the steel.  The Monkey is now moving again.  He stumbles behind them, kicks Nightstryker in the back of the leg and he goes down.  The Monkey grabs The Dragon's head and slams it down into the exposed steel.]

Jon McDaniel - This is getting violent!  There are all getting worn down now, we should be looking at a winner soon.

Brian Renfro - Now I really don't care who wins, I've got to see what I wanted to.

[The Monkey is now going over to the corner of the ring and reaching under the mat.]

Jon McDaniel - What is he doing?  He shouldn't turn his back on The Dragon and Nightstryker.  That's asking for trouble.

[The Monkey has pulled out brass knuckles.  He puts them on and walks over to The Dragon.  The Dragon is now back on his feet, but he is met with the brass knuckle shot to the back of the head.  The Dragon is down.  The Monkey walks over to Nightstryker who is still down, goes to pick him up, but Nightstryker grabs his tights and flings him into the steel cage.]

Jon McDaniel - Smart move by Nightstryker!  He was playing possum!
 

[Nightstryker stands and takes off the brass knuckles from The Monkey.  He looks at them and then throws them outside of the cage.  Nightstryker looks over at The Dragon who still looks to be out cold.  He focuses on The Monkey.  Nightstyker picks up The Monkey and fires him hard into the steel on the other side of the cage.  The Dragon begins to stir.  Nightstyker looks at The Dragon who is near the door and decides to climb the cage instead.  Nightstryker begins to scale the corner of the cage.  The Dragon just looks at him.]

Brian Rentfro - What is the Dragon doing? Stop him you idiot!

[Nightstyker gets up to the top corner of the cage and then...... KAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! A thunderous explosion rocks the arena and Nightstryker is thrown backward and lands right on the head of the Dragon!  Now President Crippler appears in his wheelchair at the top of the ramp.  He makes his way down and he he unlocks the door where The Monkey is now standing over the colapsed forms of Nightstyker and The Dragon.   As the Monkey walks through the door The Crippler slams the steel door on his head!]

Jon McDaniel - What is the Crippler doing, he just slammed The Monkey's head into the door.

Brian Rentfro - BLLLOOOOOODD!!!

[Stephen McDonald lies bleeding on the ground from the wound the door caused to his head.  Nightstryker is still unconcious from the blast.  The Dragon begins to rise and slowly crawl towards the door.  The Dragon is almost at the door.  The Dragon is getting out of the cage.  Suddenly Nightstyker's hand darts up and grabs The Dragons leg draging him back into the ring.  Nightstyker  hauls him over to the steel cage and hits him with a huge powerbomb!

Jon McDaniel - The cage door is still standing wide open!

[Suddenly we see Stephen McDonald smile and his closed eye open and lightup.  He does a quick sommersault and lands with his feet on the floor outside the cage.]

Brian Rentfro - He was faking it!

Ring Announcer - Here is you winner and NEW PWA INTERNET champion Stephen "The Monkey" McDonald!

[The Monkey looks happy but he glares at The Crippler who was sitting in his wheelchair.  The Crippler begins to back up the ramp but the Monkey charages at him.  A hush falls over the crowd as The Crippler stands up and runs into the back room the Monkey following him!

Jon McDaniel - The Crippler..... he.... isn't Crippled?

Brian Rentfro - I can't explain it Jon, I am at a loss for words!

Jon McDaniel - That is a first!

[The scene cuts backstage to where The Monkey is running around opening doors looking for The Crippler]
 

McDaniel:What a night we have had so far and things are bound to pick up with our next match for the PWA Hardcore title.It is a hardcore match involving Fletcher and Grendle.This one is going to be a classic.

Rentfro:Yes,this title match has really been fueled up by the participants and there is a lot of anger to be released in that ring in a minutes time.

(We cut to a backstage shot with the Hardcore title around the waist of Reese.Reese then starts heading towards the entrance ramp area as we cut back to the ramp.)

The action is interrupted—a booming voice demands throughout the arena,)

Voice:  “NOT…SO…FAST…CHUMPS!”

(Most of the crowd erupts in frenzy as Reese’s music and video montage hit.  Some fans jump to their feet, waving signs made in anticipation of the Mountain’s return.  They read, “Suck My Cack, Reese is Back!,”  “Reese = Mean Street Posse Reject!,” and “Reese, the REAL PWA Showstopper.”

As scenes of his previous devastations flash on the ADCTron, Reese saunters out to the top of the stage holding a microphone to his mouth.  Wearing a fitted sweater and flat-front khakis, Reese looks as though he’s just walked in from outside.  He glares down to the ring and waits for his music to die down, then speaks.)

Reese:  “Well, well.  Look what we’ve got here…my friend Fletch and some bitch fighting over the Hardcore Championship Belt.”

(The crowd cheers for the contestants.)

Reese:  “Uh-huh.  Yeah, only…there’s a problem.”

(He pauses for the crowd noise.)

Reese:  “That is…” (he growls angrily)” I’m still the Hardcore Champ!”

(Crowd cheers.)

Reese:  “So the two of you don’t have much to fight over, I’m guessing.  That’s right, folks.  I might have been suspended for ‘conduct detrimental to the company’s image,’ but my title was never stripped from me.  NEVER.  So I’d like to see our gimpy acting president out here RIGHT NOW to put an official end to this match.  No one is fighting for the Hardcore championship unless they’re fighting ME!”

[Oh Canada hits the loudspeakers and The Canadian Crippler appears at the top of his ramp in his wheelchair.]

Brian Rentfro - But is this the real Crippler?

Crippler: Reese, Reese, Reese... Judging by the crowd here it seems that they want you in this match.  So I suppose that I can play by your rules and let you in this match.  This championship match is now a HARDCORE ELIMINATION MATCH!

Jon McDaniel - It sounds like the Crippler!

[The Crippler turns around and heads back stage.]

[Grendle walks out to the ring wearing a red robe, to a fast beat.]

McDaniel:Grendle has come here tonight looking for gold.

(INSERT FLETCHER ENTRANCE)

Rentfro:Fletcher is as detirmined as any man in the PWA.

(A sampled voice booms over the speakers: "NOT...SO...FAST...CHUMP.") (The 1