Saturday Night Rampage

Taped from Poplar Bluff, MO

September 7, 2002

Ethan Von Eisson vs. 'Fate' Darren Ridel (Grizzly Beer Title Match)

["New Skin" by Incubus blares over the PA, and the fans errupt into a chorus of boos and jeers. First appear Jose Gonzales and Redemption...
followed soon thereafter by Cole, Jason Creed, and Silverback holding Nick Ridel by a long steel chain...

Then comes Fate himself, side-by-side with Nightstryker.]

Rentfro: "Whoa! Fate's brought out the reserves tonight! I haven't seen some of these guys in months!"

McDaniel: "This might not bode well for Ethan..."

[The entourage make their way to the ring, and while the seven Master wait around the ringside area... bats and chairs in hand... Fate enters the
ring alone.]

Announcer: And his opponent.. From Parts Unknown, weighing in at 236 pounds... ETHAN VON EISSENN!
 
['Where Eagles Dare' by The Misfits hits the P.A., and Ethan von Eisen emerges from behind the curtain.
 
#We walk the streets at night
We go where eagles dare
They pick up every movement
They pick up every loser
With jaded eyes and features
You think they really care#
 
He wears a sleeveless black PWA hoodie, whcih partially obscures his white tights. His white boots and shinguards cover pretty much all of his legs below the knees.
 
#I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby
I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You better think about it baby, babe#
 
He slides into the ring, then stands in the center. He gives a nod to each of the four corners of the ring and to the crowd behind them, then stretches and limbers up, awaiting the opening bell.]

McDaniel: This ought to be a great match-up! Both men circle each other and now they lock up. The champ powers Ridel into a corner, but gives a clean break. A go behind by Von Eisson leads to an elbowsmash from Ridel. Wow, some impressive martial arts kicks from Ridel and Von Eisson is staggered. Ridel goes for a front face lock and looks for a suplex... Von Eisson hooks his leg blocking it... DDT by Von Eisson. Now the champ is going for a figure four leglock, but Ridel counters with a small package. 1...2.kickout!

Chamelion: That was close! I think Von Eisson's inexperience is showing right now. Ridel's changing up his moves, going from martial arts to technical wrestling and none of Von Eisson's past opponents have really done that before.

McDaniel: Von Eisson isn't looking too happy at the moment. He kicks Ridel in the midsection and lifts him up for a powerbomb? No! A Gory Special! Ridel is fighting it, but this is a very painful submission move. He's kicking towards the ropes and manages to hook them with his foot! Look at the leg strength of Ridel, he's pulling himself to the ropes and over. What's he doing? He goes over the top rope, causing Von Eisson to release the Gory Special, but Ridel hits a modified reverse neckbreaker going down, using the top rope to make the move extra painful!

Chamelion: Not just that, Jon, but the ropes actually snapped Von Eisson backwards so hard that he hit the mat in a facebuster!

McDaniel: Ridel is back in the ring, he picks Von Eisson up...Spinal Tap Suplex! 1...2...3! Darren Ridel wins!

Matt Attict vs. Showtime

Watas: This next one should be good!
 
Announcer: Entering first... From Miami Beach, Florida.. Weighing in at 267 pounds.. MATT ATTICT!
 
[Attict steps out from behind the curtain, wearing black loose fitting leather pants and black ankle high wrestling boots.  He also is wearing two gold necklaces, one with a diamond, dotting the I of the word Perfection, which is also made of gold. He is also seen in golden framed Raybans.
 
He comes to the ring slowly, flexing for the crowd.  He then enters the ring quickly..again, striking another pose.]
 

Announcer: ..And his opponent, weighing in at 228 pounds, from Marina Del Rey, California... THIS IS SHOWWTTIMMEE!!
 
["Bullets" by Creed comes on the sound system.  The song starts off soft, until the song yell's "I think they shoot cause they want to"  and blue and maroon pyros shoot off.  Outsteps Showtime wearing blue grey long tights  with a a silver dragon on the left.]
 
Watas: Man, Attict is making out with his bicep, there. Not even looking at Showtime.
 
DING DING
 
McDaniel: SHOWTIME WITH A SCHOOL BOY!
 
"1!"
 

"2!"
 

"3!!"
 
 
 
[Did he-~?]
 
 
 
DING DING
 
Announcer: YOUR WINNER - SHOWTIME!
 
Rentfro: CHEAP SHIT!
 
McDaniel: That's clever work by Showtime... Especially seeing as how he has two matches tonight. He is 100% fresh for it, now.

'Executioner' Leon Williams vs Frost

McDaniel: Next up is Leon Williams, who takes on AOWF veteran Frost in her PWA debut!
 
Watas: Should be a good one.
 
Announcer: "Coming to the ring now from New York, New York..."
 
[The arena lights die as "American Dream Girl" by Joydrop hits the PA-system...]
 
Announcer: "Standing at five-feet eight-inches, and weighing in at 135-pounds...She is one-half of Seraphim. She is a former Unified Wrestling Burn Champion. She is...FROST!!"
 
[The lights spring back to life...Gabrielle stands atop the ramp way dressed in a black, leather, halter top, and a pair of black, leather, pants and boots. She rotates her head on her shoulders, and casting her gaze down to the ring starts to move...
 
...
 
Reaching ringside she hops up on the apron, and grabbing the top rope bounds over the top...Inside the ring she moves towards a corner...her eyes shooting around the ring as her music fades...  ]
 
Announcer: And her opponent.. Hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 270 pounds... LEONNN WILLIAMS!!
 
[The fans let out a mixed reaction as Williams makes his way to ringside.]
 
Rentfro: Whoa, what the deal with his nips.. Looks like a laser..
 
Watas: That's just a fan's pen-light.
 
Rentfro: Oh.
 
McDaniel: The Ref checks both competitors... And this one is underway!
 
DING, DING
 
(* Due to time constraints we present you a clipped version of the actual match. Somebody's late or lazy or both and his name is probably Sean!! *)
 
[Frost charges and hits Leon with an elbow. He stands still, unaffected. She goes off the opposite rope. They collide again - Williams remains unfazed. She goes for a martial arts kick, Williams catches the leg and shoves her to the mat. Still holding, he turns her over and yanks.]
 
McDaniel: Half crab! Williams has a huge weight and size advantage, and so far Frost has yet to adjust.
 
[They both get to their feet. Williams hoists her up for a powerbomb, but she twists in the air so she ends up sitting on his shoulders, facing the same way he is. She flips forward, converting to a neckbreaker on the way down.]
 
Watas: ACE CRUSHER!
 
Rentfro: STUNNER!
 
McDaniel: It hurts any way you slice it!
 
[Frost presses her advantage, anxiously timing her next move as Leon gets to his feet....]
 
Watas: NO WAY!
 
** THHUDDD!! **
 
McDaniel: ABSOLUTE ZERO!! THE COVER!
 
"1!"
 

"2!"
 

"3!!"
 

DING DING
 
Rentfro: Frost picks up the win!!
 
McDaniel: Williams put in a great effort, but Frost squeaked it out by taking a big risk, and it paid off.

[For the second time, "New Skin" kicks up, and the fans immediately respond with resentment. The MoA, lead by Darren Ridel, enter the arena.]

McDaniel: "This doesn't look good for Frost..."

[They stop at the top of the ramp, and Fate produces a mic...]

Fate: "Hello, Angelica... glad to see you're alive and well..."

[He pauses, then continues.]

Fate: "Listen, I won't waste either of our time on bullsh*t. I'm a bit more courteous than that. I realize you may very well despise me above
most other men in the AOWF, and that's understandably so. However...

I don't have quite the... irresponsibility I did when last we met face to face. I was slightly less capable of a leader.

I don't expect you to just come back to us... I don't ever really expect it to happen. If aligning with Roe is your choice, then so be it. I won't be
standing in your way. But if you choose to come back... Things won't be the same, Angelica. I've changed. We've both changed.

All I can promise is that there won't be any brain-washing. Nothing keeping you here except your faith... if you have any left. I know you never
saw any kind of leadership in me... but look around. The MoA hasn't fallen like so many want to believe... I'm still here. Bryce is still here. Adam,
Jason, Jose, Nicholas, we're all still fighting...

I'm just offering to you your birthright... Humbly, of course. Roe may seem the better option, but don't ever try to deny your place with us. I
know you feel it inside, just like Gabrielle did. I'll be waiting if and when you decide..."

["New Skin" signals their exit...]

Nick Ridel vs Ezekial

The matches opens with the grapple. Ezekial gets a hammerlock, which Ridel counters, and Ezekial recounters, and Ridel recounters, and kicks him in the stomach, then in the face when he buckles over.Ridel whips him into the ropes, then runs himself. Ezekial jumps over him and he continues running. On the way back, with his back still to Ridel, Ezekial tries to jump over him again, but Ridel comes up underneath him, landing Ezekial on his shoulders. Ridel stands and quickly tilts back, hitting a backdrop on him. Ridel climbs up top and goes for an elbowdrop. Ezekial rolls and Ridel lands hard. Ezekial picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Ridel holds the ropes and stops and Ezekial misses Yakuza kick he was going for. Ridel, with Ezekial spun by the kick and his back facing Ridel, grabs him and goes another backdrop type move. Ezekial flips back off his shoulder, grabs the ropes and lands on the apron. Ridel isn't sure what happened and looks around, confused, but with his back toward Ezekial on the apron. Ezekial springs off the top rope just as Ridel turns and catches him a massive flipping neckbreaker. He makes the cover... 1... 2... kick. Ezekial picks him up and whips him into the ropes and catches him in a spinebuster slam and goes for the pin again...1...2...thr-KICKOUT! Ezekial picks him up and whips him into the corner, and follows up with a bodysplash. He chops Ridel once. The audience "WOOO!"s.Another chop-- another "WOOO!". Ridel suddenly grabs him and throws him into the corner. Ridel shoulder blocks him in the corner a few times, then backs up and lets him drop the mat. Ridel throws Ezekial outside and yells at some fans on the other side of the ring. Chamelion comes out of the crowd and gives Ezekial the Rupture on the outside of the ring. The referee sees it and calls for the bell.

Winner: Ezekial (DQ)

Dr. Demise vs Showtime

Announcer: This next match is for the #1 contendership to the PWA WORLD TITLE!!
 
[Cheers]
 
Announcer: Showtime's opponent: DOCTORRR DEMISE!
 
[Dr. Demise makes his way down the ramp to loud jeers.]
 
Rentfro: Man, he didn't announce his weight or anything. That announcer's a racist!
 
Watas: * sigh *
 
DING DING
 
[Showtime and Demise circle one another. They lock up, Demise gets Showtime in a headlock. Showtime lifts him up for a makeshift suplex, Demise flips out and lands on his feet. Showtime turns. They pause.]
 
[The fans cheer]
 
Rentfro: INDY RESPECT!
 
Watas: Is that what we are now? An indy?
 
Rentfro: I dunno what the hell we are. I do miss the good old days though.
 
[Demise whips Showtime into the ropes.... Showtime comes off.. Showtime hits a hurricanrana into a victory roll.]
 
"1!"
 

"2!!"
 
 
 
"3-"
 
Watas: ONLY TWO!
 
[Both men get up, Demise practically beheads Showtime with a short arm clothesline.]
 
** CCRRUNNCCH **
 
[The crowd groans in sympathy]
 
McDaniel: Demise in control.
 
[Demise gives Showtime a bodyslam, then drops a few knees to his face. Then a snapmare. Then he sets Showtime up on the turnbuckle... And hits a vicous superplex.]
 

* WHHUUDDDDD *
 
McDaniel: THE COVER!
 
"1!"
 

"2!"
 

"3!!"
 
 
 

Watas: NO! ONLY TWO!
 
Rentfro: CLOSE!
 
[Demise scoops up Showtime and makes a 'cut throat' motion]
 
Rentfro: THIS IS IT!
 
[Suddenly Showtime comes alive, punching away at Demise, backing him into the corner. Showtime grabs his arm, hops up onto the top rope,  jumps, springs his legs off so he backflips and then lands on the mat in a roll and tosses Demise to the mat.]
 
McDaniel: Mexican armdrag! Showtime climbs the ropes!
 
 
 
* WWHUDDD!!! *
 
Watas: WALK OF FAME!
 
 
 
"1!!"
 
 
 
"2!!"
 
 
 

"3!!!!"
 
 
 

DING DING
 
McDaniel: He did it!
 
Announcer: YOUR WINNER - AND #1 CONTENDER - SHOOWWTTIMMME!!
 
[The fans let out a huge cheer]
 
McDaniel: Showtime is one step away from once again holding the PWA world title! But can he hope to defeat Nightstryker with a solid MoA force backing him? We'll find out! See you next week. Wait...what's going on?

["New Skin" kicks up one last time, and Fate, along with Nightstryker and Jason Creed appear at the top of the ramp. None of the other Masters to be found, Fate produces a mic.]

Fate: "Why, hello Markus... How you been?"

"I was just thinking... if you're not doing anything on October 31st, you might consider letting me destroy you. That is, if you don't have any plans
already..."

"But um, if that doesn't appeal to you... I can just destroy everyone you care about. That should tide me over. Although I have to say, annihilating
Ethan is getting a bit redundant.."

[The PWAtron comes to life, showing the other five Masters standing around Ethan von Eisson... chained around a column in the boiler room,
bleeding profusely from his head.]

Fate: "That looks a bit painful... And he's covered in blood. He needs to be cleaned up a little... Cole, hose him down would you?"

[Nicholas Cole grabs a fire-hose from off-camera. Holding it about thirty feet away from Ethan, he lets the water loose...]

[And it finds its mark, sending Ethan flailing in every direction, as the impact of the high-pressure assaults his body.]

[After about fifteen seconds, he turns it off... And Ethan lies motionless.]

Fate: "That's better... You know, Showtime... I bet I could find quite a few more of your close friends to torture... Friends, lovers,
siblings... I'm sure I can keep myself amused until Night of Armageddon... Unless you just say the word..."

["New Skin" takes its final beat, as the three of them head backstage.]

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