**The camera zooms in from an aerial view of the Horseshoe Stadium at Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio. Thousands of fans are on hand as the packed stadium is ready to rock and roll to tonight's show. The camera makes it's way around the horseshoe, as the screaming fans of the PWA rant and rave at being on the camera.**

Jon McDaniel: Hello everybody and welcome to tonight's special event Wednesday Night Chaos! We are sold out here in Columbus, Ohio, Home of the Buckeyes and this is our first show ever televised LIVE from Columbus stadium!

Brian Rentfro: That's right putz,... er Jon. We've set up a special ring and filled in the open space with lawn chairs. It looks like The acting president, Canadian Crippler has forked out some big bucks for the addition of two more ADCTron monitors for extra viewing to our nosebleeder seat fans. If he thought that was expensive, wait
till he see's my upcoming contract demands Jon! *grins*

Jon McDaniel: Well I for one cannot wait. That is, cannot wait for him to laugh in your face and get me a new co-host. Welcome everyone to another action-packed PWA Wednesday Night Chaos! Tonight's line up will feature some of the PWA's best. in winner take all matches of power, strength, wit and a bit of the old luck.

Brian Rentfro: Well! Thank you Captain Obvious! Move over son your crowding me. (Pushes Jon McDaniel over a bit to make elbow room) Yes indeed folks, we are looking at some serious metal in tonight's lineup that could change hands at the drop of the bat!

Jon McDaniel: Did you say bat?

Brian Rentfro:Bat? oh, Hat! I said Hat! Moon.....(Mumbles)

Jon McDaniel: (Annoyed) Anyway folks I can see the crowd is on it's feet as we are about to begin our first match.
 

(The audience hears the first eight notes of Beethoven's 5th Symphony blast  into the arena. White and green pyros go off on the entryway as Stephen "The  Monkey" MacDonald appears alone on the ramp. His clothes are disheveled and  his hair is comically sticking up. Black circles underline his eyes.)

Brian Rentfro: "My God! The Monkey looks…well…beastie! What a mess! But  where's The Amazing Amanda?! I wanted to see something Amazing tonight?!"

Jon McDaniel: "Settle down, Brian. She's probably backstage. MacDonald did  not want to wrestle in this match, tonight. He has been fretting over it,  but not only that, has been antagonized by comments from 'The Band'."

Brian Rentfro: "Antago-who?"

Jon McDaniel: "He's upset, Brian."

Brian Rentfro: "Oh."

(Elliott Shadow walks slowly to the ring without any music playing.  He's  looking very grungy. His long hair hangs down in front of his face. He is  wearing torn jean shorts, ripped shirt, and a ratty pair of sneakers.  Carrying a microphone, he heads toward the ring.)

Brian Rentfro: "Whew! Elliot makes 'The Monkey' look like Brad Pitt.

Jon McDaniel: "Well we haven't seen him since he lost the T.V. Title to Mack  Moran at October Oblivion. He's been away in hiding."

Brian Rentfro (holding his nose): "Or something. Can you smell that?

Jon McDaniel: "Oh, stop it!"

(Shadow enters the ring and addresses 'The Monkey'. His voice is low as he  slowly paces back and forth. The crowd is quiet, for a change)

Elliott Shadow: "Hello Stephen.  I do not wish to fight you.  I have been  going through some rough times lately and I have no beef with you.  I'll  tell ya what I'm gonna do, I'm going to shake your hand and then get the  hell out of here.  What do you say?"

(He extends his hand. The crowd yells in mixed response. MacDonald thinks it  over.)

Brian Rentfro: "Oh…c'mon. You can't trust him. Just look at him! He looks
like he crawled out of a pile of manure!"

(Deciding it is in his best interest,  The Monkey goes to shake Elliott's hand. Elliott Shadow takes advantage of this and spins the Monkey around, putting him in The Shadow Maker. "The Monkey" flails in the headlock but  Elliott squeezes the life out of him. MacDonald drops to the mat,  motionless)

Brian Rentfro: "See! I told you. You can't trust a man like that."

Jon McDaniel: "Shh. Shadow has asked for the mic."

(Elliott Shadow paces in circles in the ring. His eyes are full of energy as  they dart back and forth. He brings the mic to his grinding teeth)

Elliott Shadow: "I'm through with you (points to MacDonald) and I am through
with the WF4."

(Shadow throws the mic at MacDonald and walks out of the ring, exiting the  arena. MacDonald slowly gets to his knees, shaking his head. He stumbles to  his feet in confusion)

Brian Rentfro: "'The Monkey' isn't going to like it when he finally realizes  what just happened!"

The Monkey:  Now you have done it Elliot! Now I am PISSED OFF! *The Monkey  goes over to a turnbuckle and slaps it with his fist.  I want BLOOD tonight and I don't care who's! So Crippler I am asking you, no I am demanding you that you make my title match tonight with The Band a "No Disqualification" match!  No one, messes with The Monkey!

*The Monkey thumps his chest and throws the microphone at the announcers table*

Brian Rentfro: Holy smokes, I was almost KO'ed with that mic!

Jon McDaniel: "Too bad, Brian. But it looks as if that match isn't  going to take place tonight. So let's take a commercial break and we'll be  back at you with some more great wrestling action."

** Commercial Break**

**We are back stage where The Cripper is sitting in his wheelchair. Nightstryker is talking to him, explaining how The MOnkey has been very emotional lately, and he should just agree with The Monkey's terms to the match.  The Crippler hesitates but eventually gives in.**

Announcer: The following match is scheduled for One Fall.  Making his way at this time from parts Unknown, the master of Grendle's Edge.... Grendle!!!

*Grendle comes out from the curtain wearing a robe to a fast beat.  He walks into the ring and throws off his robes checking the ropes.*

Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds from Beverley Hills Califonia, The Man!

**The lights in the arena suddenly turn off. The only illumination comes from four green spotlights that are making passes
over the crowd. An unfamiliar music is heard over the loud speakers. The music that is heard sounds like a sympony of tubas,
trumpets and saxaphones, all electronicly digitized to make the hair on the back of your neck stand on end. The music sounds
like it heralding the arrival of a person of great importance.The Man's voice is heard, hesays "Say it, Say I'm the Man" At the
same time these words appears on the ADC-tron in large block letters. Bolts of green lightning spiderweb across these letters.
Suddenly there is a great explosion and green flames shoot up from the entrance way. The music changes abrupty to "Start Me
Up" by the Rolling Stones. The ADC-tron shows The Man applying the lion tamer to an opponent until he passes out. It then
shows The Man being handed a world championship belt.**

**The Man steps out of the curtain with his head down.  He looks to the sound and lights crew and makes a signal to cut his music.  The music stops and The Man walks slowly to the ring with his head down. **

Jon McDaniel - The Man has suffered a tremendous injury at the PPV.  His ego was bruised and it has seriously been affecting his performance.  He seems to not care about anything that is going around him anymore.

** As The Man walks around the side of the ring the camera focuses in on a Scotsman sitting in the front row.  The Man stares at the man and he stares back intently at The Man.  Ashamed, The Man quickly looks away and walks up the steps into the ring.**

Brian Rentfro - Oh my god! That was...

Jon McDaniel - Former PWA and W4F superstar Gareth Evans!!  Die hard wrestling fans now that Gareth used to be good friends with The Man.  Until Gareth stabed him in the back and caused him to lose his W4F world championship at the W4F PPV.

Brian Rentfro - Just what the Man needs right now, more ghosts from the past, I am sure it will affect his performance!

** The Man is standing in the ring as Grendle takes him down with a clothsline and begins to stomp The Man.**

Jon McDaniel - My god, The Man should have easily ducked that move!

**Grendle scoops up The Man and slams him down hard to the mat!  Grendle goes up to the top rope for a high risk manouever!  An elbow to The Man's sternum.  Grendle goes for a pin... one...two...thr... Grendle lifts The Man's shoulders from the mat and decides to beat him some more.**

Jon McDaniel - Come on ref, ring the bell.  The Man is in no shape to compete!

**Grendle tosses The Man into the ropes but hits The referee instead!  Grendle picks up The Man and sets him up for Grendles Edge! Wait, Gareth Evans is hoping over the guard rail and heading into the ring.  Gareth tackles Grendle from behind causing The Man to fall to the floor.  The crowd is cheering like mad for the scotsman.  Gareth jumps on top of Grendle and begins to punch him in the head.  The crowd counts out loud 1...2...3...4...5..6..7..8..9.............10! Gareth picks up Grendle and powerbombs him to the mat.  He then hits his old finisher, on Grendle "Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good night!" Grendle is out cold!  Gareth drags The Man on top of Grendle and rouses the ref.  The ref makes a groggy count. 1.........2.......3!!! Gareth has hoped over the guard rail and disappeared into the crowd.

Brian Rentfro - Gareth gave The Man the match!  I guess he wants to call a spade a spade and make peace with The Man.

Jon McDaniel - I don't have a lot of sypathy for Grendle, he clearly had the match won, but he decided to stop the count.  Now the Man is getting up and heading backstage.  I don't know if he realizes that he won the match or not.  Grendle is on his feet and he looks angry!  We gotta take a break!

**Commercial Break**

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, about to make his way down to the ring, at six feet, four inches tall and two hundred and forty pounds, from Moose Jaw, New Orleans, Grifter!

**The speakers come to life as "Another Brick in the Wall" fills the horseshoe. The crowd erupts as the masked Grifter enters the arena. The maniacal happy face with a bullet hole in it's center that is etched upon Grifter's mask gleams in the lights. His black tights and boots show in slight contrast to the dark blue trenchcoat that covers the mans massive frame. A fan rushes the camera with a sign that says, "Moose Jaw Mime!" He is quickly tackled by the security of Columbus's finest.**

Jon McDaniel: Boy, the fans have really come alive and are ready for a knock down drag out fight.

Brian Rentfro: Yes indeed Jon. Ya know, that mask looks better then your ugly mug. So here, look, I got you a gift. From me to you, with love. (Brian hands Jon anidentical mask of Grifter that is being sold to the masses of Grifters fans that are on
hand tonight)

Jon McDaniel: (In disgust) Grow up will you! (Brian Rentfro snickers)

Announcer: And now making his way down to the ring. At six foot eleven inches tall, and weighing at three hundred and ten pounds. The self-proclaimed back bone of the PWA. The two time PWA champion of the world! Rage!

**All the lights in the arena go out.  It stays dark for a few seconds and then the ADC-TRON comes on with a bright white  screen.  The screen fades into several shots of Andresen being handed the world title twice, the IC title  twice, putting the "Dream Maker/Fires of Rage" on countless opponents.  The scene changes to Andersen and Fear winning the tag belts, and going on various rampages (Destroying Tundra's truck, beating up Brian Rentfro, Kidnapping 'Al').  Theses scenes play over and over, getting faster each time until the tron goes dark again and the stage area and aisle explode with red, green, and blue pyro's.  The arena fills with a blue strobe lig h t a nd  A n der s en   c o mes out as Beethoven 's   " M o o n light  S onata"begins playing.    A n d e r s e n   w hares neon green shorts (like J eff  J e r e t t' s)   w i th   black pannels on eac h  s i de .   H e  walks to the ring  w it h   hi s  a rms  hi g h  in   t he   a i r ,  as  th e   c r o w d   m a k es it known what they think of him. **

Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall.....

Brian Rentfro: Do you think Grifter would give a eulogy if the Brother's Grimm were killed in a car accident?

Jon McDaniel: Grifter can't speak Brian?

Brian Rentfro: And what a shame that is. I mean, what the world could do with the sage like advice given from a man who wears a shot up happy face mask.

**As the two wrestlers begin to circle each other and wait for the bell to begin, the deafening sound of Queen's, "We are the Champions" rings out of the stadium's speakers. The Great One appears from behind the curtain and makes his way
down to ring side. All the while singing loudly, "I am the Champion" to the unruly crowd**

Jon McDaniel: What in the world is The great One doing here?

Brian Rentfro: I don't know but he better not come over here or I'll have to lay the beat down, wrinkles!

**The two men in the ring watch in puzzlement as The Great One takes up a seat next to the ringside announcers

Brian Rentfro: The Great One, what brings you down ringside with us? You have your own match later in the show! The Great One: Shut your hole Brian. You aren't good enough to speak to The Great One. The Great One always keeps an eye on his competition and is always on the look out for up and comers.

Jon McDaniel: Oh my! Did you see that?

**Rage has stopped his momentary confusion and rushes Grifter from the back side. Slamming him down into the mat and thrashing him with a fury of punches to the base of the skull. The crowd boos as Rage comes to his feet and steps on
Grifters neck to apply a foot choke.**

The Great One: You know, if The Great One wasn't The Great One, I just wouldn't be great. I'd be....I don't know. I'd be YOU Rentfro. I'd be a toilet. I'd be like all the other jag offs that don't see The Great One for what he is...PURE perfection.

**Rage has stopped his choke on Grifter and jerks him up by the hair. Grifter, still dazed, lolls from side to side until Rage whips him into the ropes and spears him on the return. The boo birds are out and Rage soaks it all in. Strutting about
the ring, he grasps Grifter once more and stands him up. Grasping him by the neck with both hands and lifting him off the ground in a choke hold. The referee comes over and begins to count as the crowd cheers for Grifter to break free.**

Jon McDaniel: Rage has been in control of this match from the start. Grifter had better come up with some offense or he's gonna be out of it soon.

The Great One: If The Great One wanted offense.....

**Rage drops Grifter who falls choking to the mat. Rage wings himself into the ropes and sets up to drop the elbow as Grifter rolls and dodges the blow. Rage crumples and begins to hold his arm as Grifter rises to his feet. The fans cheer Grifter and taunt the fallen Rage. Rage rolls to one side, still grasping his arm as grifter begins to give him the boots. Kicking and stomping, Grifter pulls the aching arm of Rage between Rage's legs and lifts him off the mat with it and slamming him back down again with brute force. A crack is heard and Rage screams out in anguish as he continues to hold his limb.**

Brian Rentfro: Wow, what a break for grifter.

**Grifter pulls the screaming Rage to his feet and body slams him back down to the mat. Going over to the turnbuckle, Grifter hoists himself on to the second rope and drops down elbow first onto the face of the anguished Rage. The crowd wails in delight as Grifter stands and poses. Rage gets to his feet and Grifter picks him up for the scoop slam. Pressing his edge, Grifter concentrates on the arm of rage standing and dropping both knees on top of the injured arm. Rage grimaces in
pain as Grifter jerks him off the mat and power bombs him. The crowd becomes defeaning with appreciation as Grifter begins pulling the lifeless Rage to his feet. **

Jon McDaniel: Wow what a turn of events! Grifter is really putting it to Rage!

**Grifter decides he is through toying with the beaten Rage. Dragging him to the center of the ring, Grifter climbs the rope and prepares for the final move.....the Buzz Bomb. The crowd is alive in recognition and straddles their seats, stretching their necks to see all that they can. Rage slowly rises to his feet, seemingly oblivious to the surroundings**

Brian Rentfro: After this Buzz Bomb, the master of humanities Dark Side, will be little more than a smudge on the mat.

The Great One: Never gonna happen my friend.

**Grifter zero's in on Rage and begins his leap. Rage snaps to consciousness and charges the flying Grifter to cut off his leap midway. Catching the huge man in his arms, Rage reverses the "Buzz Bomb" and performs he "Breakdown". The crowd is
stunned as Rage goes for the cover...1....2....3!**

Announcer: And the winner of the match, Rage!

Jon McDaniel: Wow! What an unbelievable move! Rage was nearly done for and found the heart to pull this one out! That's the stuff true champions are made of!

**Rage decides he is not finished with his victim. The crowd's boos have gotten to him and he snaps the neck of the fallen Grifter backwards and applies "The Dream Maker". Grifter begins to squirm and writhe in pain as Rage continues to
apply the pressure. The referee has come over and begins to try and pull Rage off the beaten man only to be thrown back against the ropes. The capacity crowd on hand let'sRage know what a scum bag he is and a swirling wind of debris and trash
swirls it's way toward the ring.

Jon McDaniel: What in the hell does this prove? He's already beaten the man and now he
wants to try and end his career?

Brian Rentfro: Well you know what they say, beat a man once, and he'll come back
stronger. Kill a man once, and he won't come back at all!

**As Rage continues his punishment on the fallen Grifter the lights cut out and the crowd silences in wonder. The speakers trumpet the sounds of White zombies "More Human than a Human" and Sirus appears running toward the ring. The crowd froths at the mouth with crazy glee. Yelling commands to Sirus to maim and destroy Rage. The Great One comes to his feet and watches the ring with great interest. Rage releases the hold on Grifter and comes to his feet still holding his arm. Sirus
grabs a lawn chair from the crowd and flies into the ring. Rage leaps underneath the ropes and makes his way back to the curtains. Sirus has picked up his chair and is screaming insults at the victorious Rage who, walking backwards, gives him
and the crowd the Finger as he holds his hands high in a victorious display. Sirus picks Grifter off the mat and slings him over
his shoulder as he walks back to the curtain. The Great One sets down his head mic and begins to walk down the ramp of the
victorious Rage. Making his way backstage as well.**

Jon McDaniel: Well, this has certainly been an exciting night so far and please stay tuned for our next contest. Where the T.V. Championship belt is on the line!

**Commercial Break**

Jon McDaniel:Welcome back everyone and my what an exciting time we have had thus far. Our next match will pit two true competitors against each other for the T.V. Title belt! 'Smiley' Mack Moran and our just recent surprise guest host, The Great One.

Brian Rentfro: Ya know, it's a good thing he left when he did because I was getting pissed sharing my limelight with his no-account ass. Not that I'm afraid of him stealing my thunder, I just don't want the show to suck because some wanna-be decides he wants to be an announcer!

Jon McDaniel: I didn't see you saying that to his face?

Brian Rentfro: Do you blame me? Take a look at the guy? I could hardly find room in the arena after he stepped in with his ego! Jon McDaniel: Let's go down to ringside as the match is about to begin.

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, our next match is for the World Television Title Championship of the world! Coming to ringside at six feet. four inches in height and weighing in at two hundred and ninety five pounds! Smiley Mack Moran!

**Toad the Wet Sprockets, "Hey Bulldog" is pumped to the crowd who cheers and boos the entrance of the large bald man. Sporting black pants and shoes with a gray tank top that adorns the familiar Happy Face with a bullet hole in it, Mack
makes his way down to ringside.**

Announcer: And his opponent,  from Beverely Hills, California and also standing at six feet four inches in height and weighing in at two hundred and eighty five pounds! The Great One!

**The stadium rumbles as The Great One appears in time with Queen's, "We are the Champions". The Great One adds his less than impressive stylistic version of "I am the Champion" Karaoke style. The crowd seethes with disgust as TGO makes
his way down to the ring.**

Jon McDaniel: No love lost between these two opponents here as Mack and The Great One had quite a few words to say to each other this week.

Brian Rentfro: I just hope nobody else get's the urge to scratch their commentary itch.

**The wrestlers have heard the bell and the match is underway. The Great One charges Mack Moran and grasps him about the waist, flinging him backwards, crashing him down on the mat. TGO rolls to the side and places Mack Moran's
arm in an arm bar. The referee begins to count and TGO releases his hold, and then quickly reapplies. Mack Moran grits his teeth and bit and continues to try and resist The Great One's lock. Still holding the arm, The Great One rises to his feet and
gives the trapped arm a hard tug. Mack Moran leans over and begins to slap his back in pain. Pulling him toward the ropes, The Great One lays the boot to Mack Morans midsection loosening him up a bit to short arm clothes line Moran over the
top rope. Smiley Mack Moran falls to the floor and The Great One flexes his chest.

Jon McDaniel: Wow! Look at the power of The Great One! He just sent Mack Moran over the ropes like he was nothing!

Brian Rentfro: He IS nothing.

**TGO stands centered in the ring fixing his attire and eagerly waiting for Mack to climb back into he ring. Mack Moran paces the ring, staring at TGO, then the crowd, and then TGO again as he races to the side of the mat and rolls back
in before The great One can inflict any damage.**

Jon McDaniel: Looks like Smiley Mack Moran caught TGO sleeping on that one.

Brian Rentfro: (Pretending to be asleep and waking up) Huh? Wha? Who?

**Smiley Mack Moran paces the ring and both wrestlers soon meet in the middle of the ring grasping hands and trying to outmuscle each other. Smiley Mack Moran steps to the side and lays the knee into TGO's gut and performs a suplex.
TGO leaps up almost instantly in pain just in time for Mack Moran to clothes line him outside of the ring.**

Jon McDaniel: What goes around comes around.

Brian Rentfro: Yeah, sometimes it comes around twice. Just ask the Kennedy's
.
**The Great One is in shock at the surprising power of Mack Moran. Pacing the outside floor, The Great One rushes the mat but Mack Moran is ready and catches TGO by the hair as he rolls into the ring. Wrapping the arms and slamming TGO's head into the mat "Pedigree" Style. Theres a quick cover but TGO kicks out befor the ref can even get to one. Smiley Mack Moran jerks the head of TGO back and wraps his legs around his throat performing a leg scissors choke. The crowd begins
to stomp and clap and sing the "Hey Hey Good-bye song". Smiley Mack Moran releases his grasp after the referee counts to five. Getting to his feet Mack Moran slowly raises TGO to eye level and knife hands him across the chest, as he falls awaygrabbing his arm and sending him hurling toward the turnbuckle. Following close behind is Mack who leaps and splashes on top of TGO. The Great One staggers and falls. Smiley Mack Moran races  to the ropes and begins his ascent. Upon
reaching the top of the ropes, he leaps, spinning 360 degrees and landing with all his might on top of the battered Great One. Mack Moran raises to his feet and begins to taunt The Great One. Slapping him in the face and pointing a finger at him. The
Great One tries to stand as Mack Moran sends a kick to the midsection and follows
it up with a DDT. The fans cheer and Mack Moran goes for the pin.**

Jon McDaniel: This could be it Brian. Mack Moran could be the T.V. Title Champion!

Brian Rentfro: Man, what a blow heart TGO is!

**The referee slams his hand down hard for the two count and The Great One finds the will to kick out. Irritated, Mack Moran picks The Great One up and Gorilla Presses him. The Great One rolls to his side and tries to make it to the outside of the
ring.  Smiley Mack Moran grabs him by the back of his pants and begins to drag him about the ring. The Great One claws and scratches at the mat trying to get a grip on something and finally spins sideways and wails Mack Moran in the
skull with a kick. Mack falls backwards and finds his way to the turnbuckle as The Great One charges and slams his shoulder into Mack's ribs. Mack falls to the floor and The Great One continues to ram his shoulder into any body part he can hit.
The crowd stands on their seats and jeer the sudden turn around. The Great One strolls to the opposite corner and darts back toward Mack Moran and leaping into the air crashes down on the crumpled Moran and rides the Bronco Buster. The Great
One begins to pound on Mack Moran's head with flying fists of Juda.

Jon McDaniel: The Great One is laying into Mack Moran! He better get out of that corner soon!

Brian Rentfro: Be a real announcer Jon! Don't root for anyone! Be totally bias you pig!

Jon McDaniel: What???

**As The Great One stops his assault and begins to climb off of Mack Moran, he feels a pinch in his leg. Smiley Mack Moran grasps The Great One by his side, from underneath his legs and using his massive legs begins to stand upright. The
Great One tries to escape Smiley Mack Moran but nothing is phasing him. Mack's eyes are as determined and cold as a hunter. Now fully erect and still holding the wailing Great One in his arms, Smiley Mack Moran crashes The Great One to the mat and drops his legs over TGO's arms in a pin. The crowd's joyous applause fill the air as the referee comes over for the count. 1!

Jon McDaniel: this could be it Brian!

**The referee slams his arm down again. 2!**

Jon McDaniel: It doesn't look good for The Great One!

Brian Rentfro: Some, "Great One" he is!

**3! (ding ding ding) The crowd goes sick as Smiley Mack Moran leaps into the air. The Great One is still trying to figure out what has happened and tries to stand up. Mack Moran races to the ring girl and grasps his T.V. Title Belt firmly in
hand an hoists it into the air.**

Jon McDaniel: And Smiley Mack Moran is still the T.V. Title Champ! What a match this has
been and man, it makes me glad to be an announcer.

Brian Rentfro: You're an announcer?

Jon McDaniel: We'll be back after this commercial break from tonight's sponsor, "The Itchy and Scratchy Show".

**Commercial Break**

Jon McDaniel: Welcome back everyone and we are about to gear up for our next match
for the Tag Team Title Belts!

Brian Rentfro: Could be more than one strap of gold changing hands tonight if The Creatures of the Night aren't careful. These two never seem to have any camaraderie between themselves, and that could pose a problem.

Jon McDaniel: Let's go down to ringside as the match is about to begin.

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, our next match is a no disqualification match for the Tag Team Championship Belts of the World! Making their way to ringside is the challengers, "The Band"!

**The infamous "Sad but True" rocks the stadiums loudspeakers as Heavy Metal and Styxx make their way to ringside. Stopping occasionally to smack hands and hob-knob with the fans who are clawing to get a piece of "The Band".

Announcer: And now, coming to ringside the current Tag Team Champions of the world, "The Creatures of the Night"!

**The words"Say your a monkey's uncle" screams forth from the loudspeaker followed by the written words on the ADCTron. The speakers quickly click over to "Supernova goes Pop" Powerman 5000. The pyrotechnics burst and the lights begin
to blink. A half-crescent moon shines on the ADCTron, but the "Creatures of the Night" have already run out from behind the curtain and have charged down to the ring. Pulling their championship belts off from around their waist and gripping
them firmly in hand they bolt into the ring.**

Jon McDaniel: Whoa! The Creatures of the Night mean business tonight!

**Stephen "The Monkey" MacDonald rushes Styxx and wails him in the head with his belt. Styxx crumbles and "The Monkey" continues to pound on him with his belt. Heavy Metal has met Nightstryker half-way into the ring and they are exchanging blows. Nightstrykers belt has fallen to the ring as the two men battle. The bell has rung and no one knows who is suppose to be the legal man. The Ohio State University's Horseshoe sounds like a sold out Buckeye game with the defeaning roar of the crowd. "The Monkey" tosses his belt to the side of the ring and applies "The Spunky Monkey" on Styxx. Spinning and slamming him to the mat he applies the camel clutch. Heavy Metal rushes forth and slams Stephen MacDonald in the back of the head forcing him to release his grip**

Jon McDaniel: Stephen "The Monkey" MacDonald went for the finisher already Brian!

Brian Rentfro: I don't think I have ever seen "The Creatures of the Night" This focused Jon.  Perhaps their new Manager The Amazing Amanda has had a lot of impact on the boys!

**Stephen MacDonald has flung Styxx onto the floor outside the ring and Heavy Metal and Nightstryker are now the legal men. Heavy Metal plows away on Nightstryker with fists to the chest and gut. They are just brawling now, this is not a wrestling match. Nightstryker falls to the floor and rolls over to his belt. Heavy Metal leaps at Nightstryker with a flying knee and finds the belt implanted into his knee cap. Heavy Metal rolls about in pain as Nightstryker climbs to his feet. Stephen "The Monkey" MacDonald has flung Styxx out into the crowd and with his belt now firmly strapped across his waist, has preceded to pummel Styxx with a lawn chair. The crowd boo's and hisses as "The Creatures of the Night" continue to wipe the
floor with "The Band".

Jon McDaniel: "The Band" didn't even have a chance. The bell rang and boom "The Creatures of the Night" were all over them with the belts. This is ridiculous!

Brian Rentfro: Hey, that's the way the game is played. You gotta stand ready for anything and everything.

**Nightstryker has rolled to the outside of the ring and has begun ripping the bell off the ring side. Heavy Metal continues to grasp his knee in agony and the crowd is furious. Nightstryker tears the bell from the wooden siding, fragments of wood fly and the dull sound of the muffled bell can be heard as Nightstryker carries it into the ring. Stephen "The Monkey" MacDonald has just spun and slammed Styxx again with the "The Spunky Monkey" for a second time out in the middle of
the lawn seats on OSU's converted football field. Nightstryker rolls into the ring and slowly walks toward the screaming Heavy Metal. Heavy Metal see's his foe lingering toward him and tries to get to his feet.......*DING* the bell rings out as Nightstryker
strikes Heavy Metal across the head with the ring bell!**

Jon McDaniel: This is ludicrous! The Creatures of the Night are pure thugs!

Brian Rentfro: This wasn't a wrestling match this was a jail break!

**The one half of "The Band" known as Styxx is completely unconscious. Stephen"The Monkey" MacDonald is oblivious to the fact....or is he? As he continues to apply his "submission" choke hold. The referee glides from ringside to ringside trying to stay as far away from the bell swinging Nightstryker as he can. It's curtain call time......Nightstryker scoops Heavy Metal up for the suplex and quickly reverts to dropping him on his head. "The Last Nightfall" has taken the last of Heavy Metal's fight out of him. The crowd is hushed and Nightstryker beams a glance at Stephen "The Monkey" MacDonald who is dragging the carcass of Styxx back to ringside. The crowd continues to voice it's disapproval and "The Creatures of the Night" continue to ignore. Dragging Heavy Metal up from the ground again, Nightstryker scoops him up a second time and yet again, gives him "The Last
Nightfall". Stephen MacDonald hops over the top rope and grabs Heavy Metal by the legs and begins spinning him.**

Jon McDaniel: I cannot believe I am seeing this. This is just sheer torment! The men are both totally unconscious and yet The creatures of the Night continue to beat on them!

Brian Rentfro: Ya know, even I am almost offended at this.

**Heavy Metal comes crashing to the floor below and "The Monkey" straps him into a leg lock. Nightstryker steps outside the ring and the referee checks the will of Heavy Metal and finds none remaining. The bell has been torn from the ring
so the announcer brings the match to a close.**

Announcer: The winners of the match by submission, and still Tag Team Champions of the World, "The Creatures of the Night"!

**The crowd boo's it's disgruntled opinion of the two men who strap their belts upon their waists and strut back to the dressing room. Paramedics have come on the scene and have started tending to the fallen, "The Band" members.**

Jon McDaniel: I cannot believe what I just saw! Well thank you for watching tonight's broadcast ladies and gentlemen we will keep you posted on the condition of "The Band" in the weeks to follow.Thank you everyone, good night from Columbus, Ohio.

Brian Rentfro: Well, it's not like they had a great music career to look forward to or anything.