Note: Due to 'T' and Chase Wilson leaving the PWA, their respective matches won't be taking place. Due to previously entered strats, Scottie Snow will be taking Wilson's place.
Jon McDaniel: Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen and
welcome to Wednesday Night Chaos! "Historic" is the only word we can
use to describe Good vs. Evil. All four of the PWA's major title changed hands.
Brian Renfro: I think what you're trying to say is that all the former
champions got screwed over by the new "Powers That Be", the SWA!
Jon McDaniel: What do you mean?
Brian Renfro: Well, let's look over the circumstances, Thunderwolf is the
New Intercontinental Champion, beating Marcus Collins and Corey Lazarus beat
Jimmy Ultros, becoming the new Grizzly Beer Champion, and they're both members
of the SWA, and I don't think it's a coincidence!
Jon McDaniel: Well, controversial or not, Marcus Collins and Jimmy Ultros
both lost their titles at Good vs. Evil, but what about two strong PWA
representatives, Team Supreme, taking the tag titles from the Cereal Killas?
Renfro: Frankly, I think the Killas got what they deserve after turning
on Sudden Impact, and I hope this is the first of many losses they have coming.
Jon McDaniel: Also, the PWA has a new world Champion after Jay defeated
his former tag team partner, Showtime, in another controversial decision.
Brian Renfro: Controversial my ass, there's not question about it, Jay
shouldn't be the new World champion, Convict and Chamelion should be the
champion, they're the ones that beat Showtime, Jay just got the pin, now let's
go to the ring.
("FEEL THE FUNK BLAST!" is heard over the arena, followed by a chorus
of boos as "Calm Like a Bomb" by Rage Against the Machine begins to
play. Jimmy Ultros and Bruno Krong, holding a briefcase, walk out form the back
and head down to the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: Well, here comes the former Grizzly Beer champion, he is
still upset since his loss at Good versus Evil.
Brian Renfro: Well, Jimmy has all the right to be upset! He and Showtime
have to redeem themselves after both of them got the royal screw job! It's
an SWA Conspiracy!
Jon McDaniel: It looks like Bruno's got a microphone, this ought to be
intelligent.
(Bruno has a microphone in hand, Jimmy is pacing back and forth.)
Bruno: OK, OK, JIMMY HASN'T BEEN QUITE HIMSELF LATELY! HE'S VERY UNHAPPY
AFTER LOSING HIS TITLE, AND HE'S BEEN A LITTLE STRANGE, BUT HE'S GETTING BETTER,
THE DOCTOR SAID IT'S OK FOR HIM TO BE ON TV. SO THERE'S NO NEED TO HIDE THE KIDS
OR ANYTHING, JIMMY'S OK!
(Jimmy snatches the microphone from Bruno, and continues pacing. He then stops
in the center of the ring.)
Jimmy: It seems to me that we've got a guy tonight that's walking around
this city calling himself the Grizzly Beer Champion. It seems to me that
there's a guy walking around tonight that thinks he deservedly won the honor of
being called a "Champion". It seems to me that there's a guy walking
around here tonight that believes that he beat Jimmy Ultros fair and square last
Sunday night, and it seems to me that this man is named "Corey
Lazarus".
(A mixed reaction comes from the fans, some booing the name "Lazarus"
and others cheering the fact that Jimmy Ultros is no longer the Grizzly Beer
Champion.)
Jimmy: Well, it also seems to me that at an unsanctioned event, there
should not be any sanctioned PWA titles on the line.
Jon McDaniel: Didn't Jimmy Ultros already make this point? A few times?
Brian Renfro: Hey, if he needs to repeat himself many times so that the
PWA fans and SWA members can comprehend what he's saying, then let the man
repeat himself!
Jimmy: Therefore, I should still be standing before you as the Grizzly
Beer Champion. If the event is unsanctioned, all title changes should be
declared null and void. So, I am still the PWA Grizzly Beer Champion, and more
importantly, my buddy, Showtime, is STILL The PWA World Champion!
(Nothing but the angry sounds of fans is directed at Jimmy Ultros.)
Jimmy: Also, I was a victim of circumstances beyond my control, Sunday
Night. It seems interesting that the Hardcore Title was on the line Sunday,
making my match a Hardcore match, taking me out of my element, and the next day,
the Hardcore Title is gone. Pretty interesting, huh?
Brian Renfro: Testify, it's a conspiracy! SWA is taking control of the
all the PWA and turning it against Sudden Impact!
Jon McDaniel: Are you kidding me? Jimmy's just trying to make excuses!
Brian Renfro: He wouldn't have to make excuses if there wasn't a
conspiracy against him and Showtime!
Jimmy: Now there's this whole "SWA" thing. SWA, PWA it doesn't
really matter to me, because I'm not affiliated with either! It's Sudden Impact,
or it's nothing! All that matter to me is restoring the rightful order, and that
is what I shall do at Rumble In The Bronx on November 25! Corey Lazarus, you
have my Grizzly Beer title, and I want it back! You and me, Rumble In The Bronx,
no duct tape or glass plates, just you and me and the Grizzly Beer Title!
(All of the sudden, Frank Gotch appears on the new "Pioneer-Tron".)
Gotch: Good Evening, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Oh, hello, "Uncle Gotchy" or should I call you,
"VILE BETRAYING BASTARD"?!
Gotch: Now, there's no need for hostility Jimmy, I'm here to make a deal
with you.
Jimmy: Deal? What kind of deal? I thought we had a deal when I came back
to the PWA, but apparently I was wrong.
Gotch: This is different, as the SWA's Commissioner, I want to give you a
Grizzly Beer Title Shot at Rumble In The Bronx, if you can do one thing for me.
Jimmy: Yeah, sure, I can do anything, just name it!
Gotch: Good. On this Saturday, on Thunder, there will be a steel cage
with you and the "IV" member of your choice in it, if you win, then
you get your title shot.
Jimmy: That's it?
Gotch: That's it.
Jimmy: Are SWA members barred from ringside, or should I say "cageside"?
Gotch: As long as your large friend, Bruno, and Showtime aren't around,
sure.
Jimmy: You got yourself a deal, and I can choose any SWA member?
Gotch: Any SWA member your want.
Jimmy: You've got yourself a deal.
Jon McDaniel: You heard it here first, next week Jimmy Ultros will take
on the SWA member of his choosing in a steel cage next week on Thunder!
Brian Renfro: If I was in the SWA, I'd pack my bags and head for the
hills now!
(Then it goes to a commercial.)
Convict attacks Prisoner as he is entering the ring. He nails Prisoner with repeated punches and then switches to axe handles to the back. Convict pounds Prisoner to the mat, then starts stomping him. Convict pulls the Prisoner up and whips him into the ropes where he nails a vicious clothesline. Convict covers, but only gets 2. Convict locks on a rear chin lock to wear down The Prisoner, but he fights to his feet, than lands a jawbreaker to break the hold. Both men are on their feet, Prisoner ducks a wild right hand and nails an atomic drop. The Prisoner follows up with a bulldog. Prisoner pulls Convict up, whips him into the ropes and catches him in a choke. Prisoner hits a chokeslam. 1...2..kickout. The Prisoner starts to pull Convict up, but Convict hits a low blow and DDTs the Prisoner! Convict rolls Prisoner up and puts his feet on the ropes for added leverage...1...2...3!
Winner: Convict
(We go backstage, in Jimmy Ultros' locker room to be more
precirse, where Jimmy is prepping up for his match against Chase Wilson. Bruno
is eating a bag of Lays and a thing of french fries from McDonald's, and Frank
is playing GameBoy while listening to *NSync on his CD player. The door suddenly
swings wide open, and Jimmy looks up. Corey Lazarus walks in with the Grizzly
Beer title around his waist, the Hardcore title over his shoulder, and his hair
pulled back. He is wearing a black SWA t-shirt with the term "BREAKING ALL
THE F'N RULES" below the SWA logo on the chest, and a pair of torn black
jeans, along with his knee-length wallet chain and black Converse Chuck
Taylor's. Emma walks in behind him, the top half of her hair pulled back into a
ponytail and the rest hanging down, and wearing a black SWA t-shirt as well.
Emma is also wearing a pair of baggy black jeans and her black, Dominatrix-style
boots. She has on purple lipstick, is carrying a duffel bag over his shoulder,
and her and Laz are holding hands. Corey looks over at Ultros, who just stands
up.)
Ultros: What do you want?
(Corey just smiles, and then looks over at Emma. Emma looks up at Laz, smiles as
well, and then they both look down at the duffel bag over Emma's shoulder. Laz
looks up at Ultros.)
Laz: Well, Jimmy, pal...I heard about your challenge, of sorts, to take
on any member of Team SWA in a cage match, and if you win, you'd get a shot at
my Grizzly Beer title...
(Laz looks down at the Grizzly Beer title around his waist, and then
"shines" it with his hand.)
Laz: ...at Rumble In The Bronx.
(Corey looks back up at Ultros. Bruno looks up from the bag of Lays and the
small carton of french fries.)
Bruno: WHAT?! HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?!
(Emma looks disgustingly at Bruno.)
Emma: We walked through the door, dumbass.
Bruno: OH, SORRY. DOORS ARE USEFUL LIKE THAT.
(Frank takes off his headphones.)
Frank: Yeah, they are, aren't they?
(We can clearly hear the chorus to "Bye Bye Bye" from Frank's
headphones, and Laz just looks over at him, disgusted.)
Laz: Shut up, Frank.
Frank: Yessir...
(Frank puts his headphones back on, and Corey looks back at Ultros.)
Ultros: Yes, and...?
Laz: And what?
Ultros: And why did you feel the need to come into my locker room after
telling me you heard about my challenge?
Laz: Oh yeah...my reason...well, let me say something, first of all...
(Corey looks back down at the Grizzly Beer title, smiling.)
Laz: Thanks for getting your ass kicked by me at Good Versus Evil, you
sad son of a bxtch!
(Corey then looks back up at Jimmy Ultros. Bruno goes back to eating his Lays.)
Laz: And, second, I have some challenges of my own. Well, not really
challenges, but more along the lines of stipulations. You see, you really
don't think that I'd give you a rematch for just beating a fellow member of Team
SWA in a cage, do you? Pfft...Jimmy, you had private tutoring as a
child! C'mon, man, give me a little more credit than that!
(Corey goes out to give Ultros a high-five, but Jimmy raises an eyebrow. Corey
lowers his hand slowly, his small smile disappearing, and he just puts
it back on the strap of the Hardcore title, holding it in place over his
shoulder.)
Laz: Anyways, Jim, I have decided to set some stipulations for your
matches, both tonight against Chase Wilson and for the cage match...whenever you
decide to have it.
Ultros: So you agree to the cage match against any member of Team SWA?
Laz: Yeah, sure, as long as you go through with any and all stipulations
I set forth for your match tonight, the cage match is a go.
Ultros: And what if I don't?
Laz: Then Frank Gotch...well, I should think that would be COMMISSIONER
Gotch to you...has given me the right to deny said cage match. So...do you
accept any and all stipulations I give you for tonight's match?
Ultros: If it means I can get a shot at getting a shot at you and the
Grizzly Beer title...yes, I accept.
(Laz smiles, and starts laughing. Emma laughs too, and they both stop laughing
and start smiling really "evil"...)
Laz: Well then...I guess it's time for the stipulations. Well, the first
stipulation is that whatever Emma has packed into that duffel bag will be
your in-ring gear for your match against Chase Wilson tonight. Oh, and I assure
you that she did pack SOMETHING...
Ultros: Well, let me see what it is...
(Ultros goes towards the duffel bag, but Corey slaps Jimmy's hands away.)
Laz: No no no...you can only open the bag after we've left.
Ultros: Okay.
Laz: As for your next stipulation...hmm...let me think...
(Bruno jams a whole bunch of potato chips into his mouth, and when he talks,
crumbs spray out onto the carpet.)
Bruno: HOW ABOUT HE HAS TO STOP EVERY 5 MINUTES FOR A COOKIE BREAK?!
(Corey smiles.)
Laz: For once, a good idea from Bruno. Yes, Jim...every 5 minutes, you
will have to stop for a cookie break during the match.
Ultros: What about Chase Wilson?
Laz: He will too, I suppose. Now...as for your next stipulation...
(Bruno jams a handful of fries into his mouth, and when he speaks, little pieces
of french fries fly out of his mouth onto the carpet as well.)
Bruno: MIDGETS IN THE FRONT ROW!!
Laz: I like that idea. Jimmy...give Bruno a pay-raise!
Ultros: I'll be sure to give him a pay-raise...
Laz: Now...what else...
(Bruno starts choking, and then Ultros bitch slaps him, and Bruno coughs out a
ball of potato chips and french fries onto the carpet. Bruno looks at the ball,
but Ultros just stares at Corey and Emma, who just stare back.)
Bruno: CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN!
Laz: That's it...every single time you hit Chase Wilson, Mr. Ultros, you
need stop and cluck like a chicken.
Ultros: Bruno...no more food for you.
Bruno: BUT BRUNO LIKE POTATO CHIPS!!! AND FRENCH FRIES GODLY WEAPONS!!!
Laz: Heh...Ultros, you must throw french fries at Chase Wilson before the
match.
Ultros: Bruno...SHUT UP!
Bruno: BOSS...BRUNO NEED FOOD!! HMM...BRUNO WANT CAKE!!! CAKE GOOOOOOD!!!!!!
Laz: Haha! I've got it!
Ultros: Oh god...what is it now?!
(Corey smiles big time, and Emma raises an eyebrow at him.)
Laz: Regardless of the outcome of this match, you must let Chase Wilson
hit you in the face with a cake 5 times! Each time with a different cake! Haha!
Ultros: So...that means I have to let Chase Wilson hit me in the face
with 5 different cakes, one time each?!
Laz: Precisely!
Ultros: Dammit!
Emma: Now now now, Jimmy...no need for profanity!
Ultros: Shut up you stupid bit...er...person, you!
Laz: Nice save, Ultros. But now, you have to speak in a British accent
starting...NOW!
Ultros (in a British accent from this point on): Why?!
Laz: Because you attempted to insult my Emma. And nobody gets away with
that. And since you accepted the agreement that you must follow ALL of my
stipulations...have a nice night, Jimmy. Emma, drop the bag. It's time to
leave...hahaha...
(Emma drops the bag next to Jimmy's feet, and then the two of them back out of
the room, closing the door. The cameraman is still in Ultros' locker
room, and Jimmy bends over to open the duffel bag.)
Ultros: Bloody Bruno...
(Jimmy takes out the contents of the duffel bag: A DUCK SUIT.)
Ultros: BLOODY HELL!!!
(The scene fades to black as Bruno and Frank start laughing loudly, and then we
cut to a commercial.)
The bell rings and both mean tie up. Collins gives Fallen Angel a dragon screw. Fallen Angel gets right back and get another dragon screw. He gets quickly again and Collins gives him a hip toss. The crowd starts going wild as Fallen Angel roles out of the ring to slow down Collins's momentum. Collins runs out to get him, but Fallen Angel sees him and slams into the steps. Fallen Angel tries to slam Collins into the ring post but Collins elbows him and slams Fallen Angel into the ring post. Collins slides Fallen Angel back into the ring, and then he gets into the ring, but Fallen Angel is already up and kicks Collins when he tries to get up. Fallen Angel throws Collins into the ropes and goes and for a back drop, but puts his head down to soon. Collins comes up and dropkicks Fallen Angel right in the head. Collins runs off the ropes and hits a senton splash on Fallen Angel who lets loud noise of pain as if all the air in his body had just escaped him. Fallen Angel tries to get up and Collins hits him jumping side kick. Fallen Angel gets up and punches Collins. He then grabs him by the head and hits him with a knee lift. He gets him and tries to punch Collins again, but he is blocked and Collins gives him a chop to the throat. Fallen Angel starts walking backwards but Collins hits the a superkick, sending FA into a sitting position, resting on a turnbuckle. Collins climbs up top and comes down with what looks like a Shooting Star Press, but he dropkicks FA on the way down. However, it takes a lot out of Collins too. Both men lay on the mat, not moving. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10.
Winner: Double Countout
Before the match, Jimmy Ultros tosses french fries at Chase Wilson...Jimmy Ultros is wrestling in a duck suit...Ultros and Snow stop for a cookie break...the first row at ringside (not including the rampway) is occupied by midgets...Jimmy does the chicken dance after he hits Snow...After he wins the match Ultros lets Scottie Snow hit him in the face with 5 different cakes, each one hitting Ultros' face once.
The match starts off with Thunderwolf firmly in control, dominating the more experienced Raizzor. Thunderwolf debuts a new move, hoisting Raizzor up in a waistlock, like in a powerbomb, then releasing him at the top and catching him with a reverse jawbreaker (Franchiser) on the way down. Thunderwolf covers for two. Frustrated at the count, Thunderwolf argues with the ref who insists it was only two. Thunderwolf turns around right into a lariat from Raizzor. Raizzor picks up the offensive, whipping Thunderwolf into the ropes and powerslamming him on the rebound. Raizzor whips Thunderwolf into the ropes again and ducks for a back body drop, but Thunderwolf dives over for a sunset flip. Raizzor isn't going to fall, so he sits down and hooks the legs for 2. Thunderwolf rolls Raizzor over for 2. Raizzor rolls backwards and gets up, grabs Thunderwolf's legs and locks on a sharpshooter. After a struggle, Thunderwolf manages to get to the ropes and Raizzor releases the hold. The two men trade punches and Thunderwolf locks on a front face lock and tries for a suplex, but Raizzor blocks it and counters with a brainbuster. 1...2...kickout. Thunderwolf and Raizzor trade blows, with one of Raizzor's going astray and clipping the referee. Suddenly, Marc Payne runs down to the ring and nails T-Wolf with a superkick. Raizzor eyes him as he extends his hand. Raizzor looks out to the crowd, just as Payne nails him with another superkick. Payne pulls Raizzor on top of T-Wolf and slaps the referee, then rolls out of the ring. 1...2...3.
Winner: Raizzor
After the match, Frank Gotch comes on the ADC-Tron
Frank Gotch: Well...well won, Raizzor. However, I just don't think that's the way a champion should win, or lose, a title. So I'm scheduling a rematch for Rumble in the Bronx. And I promise, Thunderwolf will get that title back!
Showtime comes to the ring, and as Jay’s introduction plays, he is no where to be seen. He pops up behind Showtime and as he turns around, they begin brawling, each man trading punches. Jay gains the upper hand after a moment of brawling with a quick kick to Showtime’s stomach, and brings him down with a DDT onto the canvas. For the next few moments, Jay remains with the upper hand taking Showtime on with various technical moves, like DDTs, and Suplexes. However, when they go to the outside, Showtime picks up a bat and uses it against Jay, but the referee allows it, knowing the heated past between the two. He then drops the bat and slams his head against the rail, taking a break to take a trash can to Jay’s head, causing him to fall. He then assaults him with a variety of weapons, but Jay continues to stand, and fight back somehow. They move up to the ramp, where Jay smashes Showtime with the chair, and then spin kicks him to the ground. Next, Jay lifts up Showtime and brings him down with a devastating DDT. Showtime seems out cold, and Jay goes, and sets up a table. However, as he goes back to Showtime, and lifts him up for a Powerbomb through the table, Showtime slides out and kicks him in the stomach, and then powerbombs Jay through the table. Jay lays in pain, as Showtime goes onto the apron, taking a metal piper, and jumping, bringing down that club across Jay’s throat. Jay kicks out at the two count, and the brawling picks up as both men fight up the ramp. Showtime is then thrown backstage, and they fight back to the Car Garage, where Showtime is then Body Slammed onto a table, and a pin attempt is made, however, only two. They continue to fight, the match staying even, both men limping and bleeding, until Jay throws Showtime onto a hood of a car, and then goes for an elbow drop from the top of a 16 wheeler. Showtime rolls out of the way, and Jay is met with glass, and then Showtime rolls back on, and pins him on the hood of the car, Jay in a bloody heap amongst glass and metal. 1...2...3!
Winner: Showtime