CHAOS

7/25/01

Denver, Colorado

McDaniel "And thank you for tuning into another PWA event that will determine who will be fighting for the title of The Man and the shot at the world title, and those who will get a chance at the IC title instead."

Rentfro "Yeah. That will all go down at the PPV this coming Sunday.

SHOWTIME vs. WILSON

(OOC sorry for the recap, but I'm starting to get a bit burnt out here)

First let's do a recap on the Showtime vs. Chase Wilson match as they wanted to get it done early so as not to give the MoA any ideas while they had a few of their members in one place. Sirus and Copas came down to sheer on their fellow members. There was a lot of back and forth action both hitting high time moves. Sirus and Copas were cheering on loudly, Sirus took Wilson's side as for some reason Copas took Showtime's side. Showtime took Wilson down with a big piledriver but couldn't manage to put him away. Wilson managed to get in a few good hard moves and hit the Chaos on Showtime. Wilson just managed to get the three count and walk away the winner. All four men headed to the back talking and laughing.

Now, on with the rest of our show."

Spider vs. Thunderwolf

WTM match

Announcer "And first to the ring, the Spider!"

[The Final Countdown by "Europe" begins to play just as the arena lights go out and the ADCtron
lights up with a picture of a giant spider. The picture of the spider fades out and white pyros flare of the ring. The Spider the comes down from the rafters on a harness and enters the ring.]

Announcer "And coming next to the ring, Thunderwolf!"

['Voices' by Disturbed start to play but T-Wold doesn't come out.]

Announcer "Ahem, Thunderwolf!"

['Voices' starts to play again but still no T-Wolf. Bud Adams comes out on the stage and runs down to the ring. He climbs the stairs and enters. He speaks to the ref then to Spider. The Spider hits the mat and rolls out of the ring.]

Bud Adams "I have a letter from Thunderwolf. He apologizes to Mr. Campbell, but something much more important has come up for him. He didn't say what, but we'll all find out soon enough."

[Bud Adams is done and looks around the arena at all the people. Hew then slowly starts to move and heads out of the ring and up the ramp, waving at people as he goes.]

McDaniel "I wonder what made Thunderwolf take tonight off?"

Rentfro "Weren't you listening? We'll know soon! Geeze McDaneil."

Panzadise vs. Ultros

WTM match

Announcer "and first in this Who's the Man match, with no real affiliation but his own, Panzadise!"

[The NAP Theme Music begins to blare over the speakers as Panzadise stands on the entrance ramp. He looks over the crowd grinning as he begins to make his way down to the ring. Fans reach to get their hands on Dise, but he smirks and pays little attention to the reaction. He then enters the ring, and stands dead center. Dise looks over the crowd, shrugs, and throws the NAP sign into the air. The places explodes as red and silver Flames shoot From all Four turnbuckles.]

Announcer "And also on his quest for the final four, Jimmy Ultros!"

["Jesus Christ Pose" by Soundgarden begins to play as gold lights begin to swirl around the arena, blinking on and off in tune with the music. About 30 seconds into the song, when the actual music picks up, Jimmy Ultros walks out onto the PWA entrance way. Multicolored lights join that go up and down the aisle join gold ones swirl over the audience. He's dressed in an elaborate robe with jewels spelling out the word "Ultros" on the back. He's followed by his bodyguard Bruno Krong. He walks down the aisle, sneering at the fans to his right and left. He climbs up the steps, walks forward a few steps, looks out to the fans with a disdainful look, and steps through them into the ring. He walks to the center of the ring and a single gold spotlight shines down on him. He disrobes himself and hands the robe to the referee and jumps to one turnbuckle and outstretches his arms as the single gold spotlight shines on him.]

McDaniel "Now, one of these two will go on to the final four and a shot at the world title perhaps, and the other man will get a chance for a shot at the IC title."

Rentfro "Wow, even when you lose you win."

[The ref signals for the bell and we're off. They lock up in the middle of the ring. Ultros gets the better of Dise and whips him to the corner. He follows him in and starts a series of (WOOOOO!) chops to the chest. Dise grabs him by the shoulders and pulls him to the corner and hits him with a knee to the gut. The ref goes in to break it up. Dise hip tosses Ultros out of the corner and pits on a boston crab. Ultros is still close to the ropes and makes an easy grab. The ref goes over and makes Dise let go of the hold.]

McDaniel "The ref is really getting in there. Nice to see."

[Dise rushes at Ultros but gets flipped over the ropes and lands on his back. Bruno heads over to start something but the ref slides out of the ring and gets between them. Ultros uses the ropes for speed and comes back with a baseball slide and clocks Dise in the head. The ref tells him to get back in the ring. Ultros grabs Dise, tosses him under the bottom rope and hops up on the outside edge of the ring. He grabs the top rope and slingshots himself over for a cross body press. Dise manages to get his feet up and flips him over to the center of the ring. The ref gets back into the ring by a post and is telling Bruno to stay out of this. Dise and Ultros lock up again in the middle of the ring and again Ultros gets the better of the confrontation and irish whips Dise into the corner with the ref.]

Rentfro "And .. BAM! Down goes the ref."

[Ultros hits Dise with the Poor Man's Burden.]

McDaniel "And here comes a replacement ref. No, that's the Convict. What does he want know?"

[The Convict runs down the ramp, takes Bruno out with a clothesline, and slides into the ring. His fists are flying as they push Ultros back a bit then finally to the mat. Convict kneels over him and keeps punching.]

McDaniel "Now who?"

Rentfro "The Executioner with a chair!"

[The Executioner runs into the ring, but the Convict sees him and lets up on Ultros, stands and is ready. The Executioner waits for a few seconds until he sees Ultros starting to get up behind the Convict. The Executioner makes a swing with his chair to make the Convict jump back, the Executioner takes the opportunity to get in the ring and raise the chair.]

McDaniel "The Executioner with a massive swing, Convict ducks at the last second and …"

[WHAM!]

Rentfro "Ultros took the chair right in the face. He didn't even have time to get an arm up. The Executioner just drops the chair and looks stunned."

[The Convict kicks the chair out of the ring then rushes at the Executioner and clotheslines him over the ropes, the Convict flips over with him at the same time. They both fall on Bruno who was just starting to get up.

Dise is crawling over to Utlros and lays an arm over him. The ref stirs and starts the count.

One …

..

Two ..

..

Three!]

Rentfro "My grandmother could have gotten out of that pin."

McDaniel "Let's take a chair to her and find out. She is indirectly responsible for you being here after all."

Rentfro "Hey!"

[It takes a little while and a few crewmen, but everyone finally gets to the back area and we can move on.]

Sirus Moran vs. Marcus Collins

Grizzly Beer title match

Announcer "Coming first to the ring, accompanied by 'Al', he is from the Renegades .. Sirus Moran!"

['More Human Than Human' playing over the speakers. On the screen above him is a clip of Sirus standing in a hallway holding onto 'Al' and waving to all of the nice people. He comes out onto the stage and smiles while being genuinely happy to be here and his aura proves it. He runs and jumps up and down the aisle. He brings 'Al' along with him to the ring, waving him in the air and greeting and high fiving as many fans as possible. He slides into the ring, tells 'Al' to behave and sets him up in the corner but our f harms way.]

Announcer "...Standing at six-feet six-inches, and weighing in at 260-pounds! He is a second-generation wrestler. He is Marcus Collllllins!!"

[A spiraling array of lights erupt from behind the curtain. As this happens so too does Collins moveout to stand atop the rampway, but not another moment passes before a waterfall of sparklersdescend upon him, bathing his body in a sulfuric fury...]

[Another moment passes as he stands inside the sulfuric storm. A prayer is given...it's unknown and goes unanswered as finally he emerges from beneath the waterfall...]

[Collins, dressed in a pair of gray tights, black elbow and knee pads, and a white t-shirt looks out to the crowd and smiles. He takes a another moment to look to the fans, grins wider, and finally takes off for ringside. Marcus finally takes off to ringside at a jog. He hits ringside, jumps to the apron, and starts a one handed vault over the top rope, but as he reaches the peak of his vault he stills his body into a perfect one armed hand stand. He remains this way for only a second then he finally drops into the ring landing on his feet. The fans boom around him as he leaps to a turnbuckle and acknowledges them once again. Collins' music dies down, and he hops down off the apron...]

Rentfro "Another glories battle in Good vs. Evil, light vs. Dark, MoA vs. Renegade."

McDaniel "Collins is there against his will, but he is fulfilling a duty. Sirus had never been really good in groups and would never strike first. So really, it's much more about good wrestling than anything else."

Rentfro "Where do you get YOUR information from?"

[The bell is rung and we're on our way. Sirus goes to the center of the ring looking for a hook up as Marcus circles around looking for an opportunity. Sirus looks over at 'Al' and waves, Marcus kicks Sirus up the side of the head.]

McDaniel "Boot to the head."

Rentfro "Nah nah."

[Sirus looks back at Marcus as he puts a hand to his face. He then smiles and charges at Collins surprising him and lifting him off his feet and down for a double leg slam. He then goes down and applies an ankle lock. Sirus notices that Collins has reached the ropes before the ref does and lets go on his own. He gets up and gives Collins room. The ref looks a little confused.]

Rentfro "Didn't 'Al' teach him better than that? Stupid!"

[Sirus rushes at Collins who ducks, gets a low spin kick off that connects at Sirus' ankles who in turn falls forward onto the ropes, bounces back and Collins in keeping with his spin leaps up and hits a tornado bulldog and covers.

One.

Sirus kicks out. Collins grabs a shoulder and start to hit forearms on the same part of the head that he got the first kick in. Collins maneuvers Sirus into a corner. He climbs the ropes on either side of Sirus, grabs a hold of his head and leaps backwards.]

McDaniel "Second rope face buster, that's difficult to et the right distance sometimes, but there it is, right n the money."

Rentfro "Did someone mention money?"

[Collins roll shim over while staying where he hit the mat, puts his legs over Sirus shoulders and gets another pin.

One ..

Two ..

Sirus gets a shoulder up. Collins is up, jogs around the ring a bit and heads to the ropes near sirus and hits a springboard moonsault.]

McDaniel "Sirus got his knees up. Collins rolls off of Sirus onto the mat."

Rentfro "And Sirus is getting up now, scoops up Collins and hits a northern lights supplex. But he goes now to the top rope instead of keeping it for a pinning maneuver."

[Sirus climbs up to the top rope, faces Collins and hits a shooting star splash. The force of the hit keeps Sirus moving and he bounces off of Collins. The two men are now both down on the mat. The ref looks them over and starts the ten count.

One ..

Two ..

Three ..

Four ..

Collins starts to stir

Five ..

Six ..

Collins is up to his feet and Sirus starts to stir. Collins grabs a hold of the ropes and jumps over them landing on the side of the ring. He jumps up and backwards, still holding onto the tope rope, swings his legs in between the top and second rope and hits Sirus square in the jaw with the swing kick.]

McDaniel "Remarkable. And that's not it either. He swung through and scrambles for a pin."

[One ...

Two ..

Thr--]

Rentfro "So close. But not as close as some of the MoA's bloodlines .. did I just say that out loud?"

McDaniel "Yes you did, and I hope they heard it too. But you were right, the ref is showing the time keeper how close it was then shows Collins. Collins doesn't really seem to care though. He's not like a lot of the others who would complain about the count. He knows nothing can be done about it so why waste time and energy?"

Rentfro "I'm sorry. So sorry. Much more than that girl lost in the woods."

[They are both up now, Collins tries for a hip toss, Sirus just lands behind him and applies a behind the back arm lock. He lifts Collins up in the air by the arm and his side and slams him down to the ring. Sirus then jumps and hits a leg across Marcus' chest. A pin.

One ..

Two ..

Kick out. Sirus waits for Collins to start to get up. He points to 'Al' and yells out 'Cherche la Vache!' and the fans scream back. Sirus locks his hands on Collins' wrists and lays down on the mat giving Marcus a catapult to the top rope. Sirus is up and is waiting for Marcus to stumble back so he can lock his arms for some head butts. Marcus does stumble out form the corner and Sirus gets the lock on, but before it's sinched, Collins bends his head down to Sirus' gut and lifts him up and falls back so Sirus hits back first on the mat. He keeps the arm hold on and bridges for a pin.

One ..

Two ..

Sirus manages to roll over and now has Marcus face first on the canvas.]

McDaniel "Nice muscling out, but he's facing the wrong way for a pin."

[Sirus kicks off the mat with his feet, bends back a bit and hits Marcus' head into the mat when his back comes down again. This gets the arm hold broken. Sirus is up on his feet, waits for Collins to get up and applies the arm locks again, this time getting off the head butts. He whips him to the ropes and catches him on the way back and hits the Nameless Knockout.]

Rentfro "That bear is a great teacher."

McDaniel "And one, two, three! We have a new Grizzly Beer champ heading into the PPV."

Rentfro "Now onto what promises to be the most dangerous match of the night."

LAZARUS vs. THE RAGE vs. SANDRA

(RAGE IN THE CAGE MATCH)

 

McDaniel: I've been waiting for this match for weeks. Ever since Lazarus had to take a temporary leave of absence to care for his ailing grandfather.

Rentfro: Yeah, and now it's a three way dance, but with a twist!

McDaniel: The Rage was upset with the idea of a three way, so he told the Commish that the only way he'd do it was 'his way'. Take a look at that cage! It's monstrous!

Rentfro: Thirty feet high, constructed of iron bars, weapons hanging all over the inside of that thing! No door; the cage will be lowered over the wrestlers. A cover over the top, made of the same iron bars to eliminate any possibility of escape! There are no rules inside that cage; no DQ! That thing is a death chamber!

McDaniel: Let's send it up to our Ring Announcer for the introductions.

Announcer: The following is a first round match in the Who's The Man tournament, and it is a RAGE IN THE CAGE MATCH! Making her way to the ring at this time.....SANDRA!

Her theme music "Sikamikaniko" by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers plays, and she walks out wearing a red plastic swimsuit-type outfit. She does round offs down the ramp and jumps energetically into the ring, tossing out jalepeños to the audience.

Announcer: And her opponent....Cory Lazarus!

(All of the lights in the arena dim as strobelights blink on and off around the entrance set. Myst pours from the entrance curtain, and 2 white police-lights turn on around the curtain. The opening strains of "Coma America" by Amen plays as the fans erupt with applause and cheers. Casey Chaos yells out "CUT OFF!" in the song, to introduce the main riff, and then out from behind the curtain walks Corey Lazarus wearing a Fab 5 football jersey.

His long, brown hair is pulled back into a ponytail, and his wrestling singlet is already on. With hands taped up, and kneepads on correctly, Corey rolls into the ring, and then jumps to his feet in the center, spinning around with his fists in the air so the fans can see him from all angles.

Flashbulbs go off all around the arena to get a picture of Corey, as Lazarus takes off the football jersey and hands it to the ringside attendant. "Coma America" is then slowly cut

off as Corey awaits the bell to ring.)

Announcer: And their opponent, From Chicago....THE RAGE!

The arena lights slowly fade out to complete darkness. A heartbeat emits from the PA system and the words 'Can You Feel It?' echo through the arena. 'Fear' by Disturbed begins at the 20 second mark as red and green pyros explode on the stage area. Immediately, The Rage walks from the back, arms extended out to the side, and holding a black aluminum baseball bat. He drops his arms to his side and struts to the ring, as blue strobe lights begin flickering throughout the building...simulating lightning. The Rage enters the ring and again extends his arms out as the strobes end, and the arena lights fade back.

As all three wrestlers stand in separate corners, staring at each other, the cage begins to lower. After about a minute, the structure is on the ground. The bell rings....

McDaniel: This is it! Lazarus charges Rage but is stopped by a drop kick to the back from Sandra. The Rage does nothing but look on of as Sandra jumps on Laz's back and begins hitting him with a series of left and rights!

Rentfro: Look at Lazarus! he's gettin' beat up by a girl! HA HA!

McDaniel: Lazarus is trying to turn over, and does! With a great display of strength, he lifts Sandra up and sets her on her feet. The two stare at each other, exchanging words.

Rentfro: What the hell? They're talking! And The Rage is just looking on!

McDaniel: They could be working out a plan of some kind. NO! Sandra just shook her head 'no' and slapped Laz across the face. Cory doesn't appear to be happy about this and reaches to grab Sandra, but she's too quick. Sandra turns a cartwheel and gets out of the way, then kicks Lazarus with a powerful round house, sending him reeling to the ropes and into the cage wall!

Rentfro: Look at The Rage! The sick bastard is smiling; he's letting them beat the hell out of each other!

McDaniel: He's the one with a plan here! Sandra grabs Laz from behind and drops him down with a reverse DDT! As Lazarus lay on the mat, Sandra goes for a quick cover. 1....2....

NO! The Rage has grabbed Sandra by the hair and lifts her off Lazarus. Sandra is trying to reach back, but can't! The Rage takes her by the arm and whips her across the ring, slamming her into the cage wall. Sandra falls to the mat, clutching her face, as The Rage picks Lazarus up into the air and drops him with a gorilla press slam! As The Rage stares down at Laz, Sandra jumps him from behind, grabbing his neck and forehead....sleeper! The Rage spins around in circles, trying to force Sandra to break the hold, but it isn't working! The Rage is fading fast!

Lazarus is up and sees what's going on. He nails The Rage with a drop kick, sending him crashing down on top of Sandra! The two lay on the canvas as Lazarus begins climbing the cage wall to a group of weapons. Once there, he grabs a hockey stick and descends the wall. As The Rage is standing up, Lazarus cracks him across the back with the stick, sending him back down. Laz begins pounding The Rage in the back with the hockey stick! From the corner of his eye, Lazarus sees Sandra beginning to stand up. He takes the stick off The Rage and slams it into her mid-section. Sandra doubles over in pain as Laz trades off between her and The Rage with hard blows with the stick. The two are reeling in pain!

Rentfro: Who would have ever thought Lazarus would have this kind of brutality in him?! I'm starting to like this turd sniffer!

McDaniel: Why do you have to say nasty things like that?

Rentfro: Because I'm a nasty bastard! Now, shut up and call the match! This is great!

McDaniel: Lazarus drops the stick and turns his attention to Sandra. He picks her up and whips her almost limp body into the turnbuckle. She hits with ground shaking force and falls back to the canvas. As Laz is walking over to her, The Rage gets to his feet, picks up his baseball bat, and slowly stalks behind Lazarus. Right as Laz reaches Sandra, The Rage attacks with a blow to Lazarus' back! Cory falls forward and The Rage begins to pummel him with the bat. Sandra rolls away, unnoticed by The Rage, and climbs a turnbuckle She reaches up the cage to a small step ladder that is hanging there and tears it down. She marches over to The Rage, ladder in hand, and swings the weapon at him. The Rage turns and gets the bat up just in time to block the shot. The vibration from the impact causes both wrestlers to drop their weapons to the ground. The Rage shakes his finger at Sandra, then reaches for her. Sandra kicks his arm out of the way, then nails The Rage with a low blow. He kneels down, giving Sandra time to kick him in the head!

Rentfro: The Rage is out cold!

McDaniel: Sandra goes for a cover, but Lazarus is immediately there to break it. Sandra and Lazarus again stand toe to toe. Then, out of nowhere, the two jump on The Rage and begin beating him hard! As hard as he tries, The Rage can't defend the double attack. Sandra and Lazarus don't let up, and continue punching and kicking their fallen opponent. Sandra picks up her step ladder and begins whacking The Rage across the chest with it as Lazarus puts him in a figure four! The Rage screams in pain as Sandra's attack continues. She reaches back with all her strength and slams the ladder into The Rage's head. Moments later, blood begins to pour out of him like water from a faucet. Lazarus picks up the baseball bat and starts to send a shot to The Rage's head, then stops, drops the bat, and goes for a cover. Sandra sends the ladder crashing down on Lazarus, breaking the count. Sandra stares down at Lazarus as he reels in pain from the blow, then picks him up and hits the Lobotomy!

Rentfro: NO! The Rage is out cold and now so is Lazarus! She can't win this!

McDaniel: Sandra goes for the cover, not realizing that a figure is emerging from under the ring. It's Nightstryker! And after him comes Silverback!

Rentfro: The MoA! The MoA is here!

McDaniel: Nightstryker pulls Sandra off Lazarus and begins putting the boots to her as Silverback grabs Lazarus' limp body and puts on the 'Silverlock'. The Rage is slowly getting to his feet when from the rafters a figure a rope drops. A figure begins sliding down it and in a few moments it is clear that it is none other than Sirus Moran! Or is it Mister Incredible? It looks like he has a costume on again. Sirus opens a small piece of the top of the cage, just enough for him to get through and drop to the ring. He rushes over and pushes Nightstryker off Sandra. Sirus begins to pummel 'Stryker with a series of lefts and rights. Sirus lifts him to his feet, hooks his arms and gives Stryker four head butts, then without letting go of the arm locks, hits a double arm Under hook DDT. The Rage does not let the distraction bug him for long as he's up on his feet and heads over to Sandra. He picks her up into the air and hits 'The Breakdown'!

Rentfro: YES! That's it!!!

McDaniel: The Rage goes for the cover. Now what?!?

Jon McDaniel: Hey, look up on the ADCtron!!

Brian Rentfro: That’s Raizzor!

Raizzor: Hey, Rage, over here!

[Rage stops his advance on Sandra and turns, his eyes narrowing.]

Raizzor: Do you really think I forgot about what you did to my dressing room a few weeks ago? Do you think I’d turn tail and run because I was afraid you would come after my family? Does this place look familiar to you?

[The camera pans back to show Raizzor standing in the middle of Rage’s apartment. Rage’s eyes go wide and he leans on the ropes, glaring up at the screen.]

Raizzor (hefting a bat of his own): Yeah, nice place you have here, Rage. A lot of personal items.. what do we have here? Photos, Trophies.. a computer? Well, Rage.. turn about IS fair play.. is it not?

[Raizzor takes the bat and swings, smashing the glass of a mirror, shattering it. He then strikes at Rage’s trophies, his World Title Belts from previous victories. Rage, in the ring, is so enraged, he doesn’t see Lazarus regroup. Then Raizzor comes upon the rickety old chair that Rage sits in a lot.]

Raizzor: Time to trade up, Rage.

[Raizzor drops the bat, picks up the chair and heaves, throwing it out the window. It smashes through the glass and busts apart on the concrete below. Raizzor turns, and smirks cruelly at the camera.]

Raizzor: Think of me when you redecorate. Rage.. Oh, and one last thing.. you lose.

[Rage backs up, shaking his fist at Raizzor, and that’s when Lazarus comes up behind him and rolls him up for a pin..]

McDaniel: Sirus and Silverback are locked up. Silverback manages to slam Sirus onto one of the cage walls but is to late to help Rage who has just been counted out. Lazarus bolts out of the cage. Sirus is up now staring over at The Rage, looks at the ADCtron and back at Rage, shaking his head is disappointment. But is he doing that at Rage? Or Raizzor? Or both?!? The Rage walks over to his former friend and the two men stand toe to toe, glaring at each other. From behind, Nightstryker and Silverback begin walking toward Sirus, but The Rage calls them off, giving Sirus time to leave the ring as the cage begins to rise.

The three MoA members stand in the ring together as The Rage explains his actions. Finally, the three come to an understanding and The Rage's arms are raised by his Stable-mates showing not a win or a loss, but solidarity, determination, confidence and a preview of what to expect on Sunday.

Until then, may your grass be green …

Rentfro: so long as it's not wrapped up in a rolling paper.

Bye!"

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