Cash Money enters the ring and is hooked to a cable, then suspended 6 feet in the air. KWB walks to the ring with a wooden Louisville slugger. He quickly rolls into the ring and swings the bat, shattering it on Cash Money. The cable snaps instantly, sending the member of the Fab 5 crashing to the mat. Money doesn't move, so KWB picks him and whips him hard to the corner. A trickle of blood comes out of Money's mouth on impact. KWB rolls out of the ring and comes back in with a table, which he sets up in the middle of the ring. Then, turning back to Cash Money, he sets him on the top turnbuckle and hits a top rope fisherman's suplex through the table. 1...2...3.
Winner: KWB
MVP starts off strong, dominating both men as they try to attack black ninja style. MVP comes off the ropes with a double clothesline and double pin for the easy win to retain the TV Title.
Winner: MVP
Coffinfeeder and Gamova fight each other, excluding the Prisoner to start. Gamova lands a haymaker on Coffinfeeder, and Prisoner takes the opportunity to dropkick Gamova over the top rope, then cover Coffinfeeder. 1..kickout. Prisoner attempts to suplex Coffinfeeder, but Campbell hooks his leg behind and reverses it into a brainbuster and covers, but Gamova grabs his foot and pulls him out of the ring. Gamova and Coffinfeeder brawl outside the ring. Gamova pulls up the mat and drives to piledrive Campbell on the concrete, but gets back dropped on the guard rail instead. Prisoner comes flying over the top rope with a suicide dive, but Campbell sidesteps and Prisoner hits the guard rail, too. Coffinfeeder rolls back into the ring to beat the referee's ten count and wins a shot at the Internet Title.
Winner: The Coffinfeeder
(President Robinson enters the ring with a microphone)
Robinson: Sorry to Gangster Revolution and Shock and the Ripper, but what I've got to say is more important than their match. Some people have noted a glitch in last Saturday's Rampage where the editing didn't quite match up. Well, it is no secret that from time to time events happen that require the PWA to edit the film to make the show flow a bit better. Normally we broadcast live, but in the event of a taping, we get a bit of leeway.
Robinson: Well, last week some things happened that should have, and did, get edited out of the program. But someone took it upon himself to sneak that deleted footage into our weekly interview shows, because they must have thought it would be funny. There's nothing funny about what that footage showed. For those of you that don't know, some people that are not currently, nor will they ever be under contract make a scene at a PWA event and assaulted a PWA star. Perhaps some people would think that would make for good television, but since they aren't under contract, I refuse to promote them. And based on their past actions, they will never be under contract to the PWA. Furthermore, anyone that mentions those people on my airwaves will be suspended.
Snow and Nikon start. Snow works the arm with an armbar, then whips Nikon into the ropes. Nikon rolls under a clothesline, but Snow catches him with a dropkick when he stands up. Snow pulls him up and whips him into the corner. Snow tags Spider, who climbs up top as Snow sends Nikon out of the corner with a monkey flip. Spider comes crashing down with the Hero's Victory and cover while Snow keeps Death's Angyl out of the ring. 1...2...3
Winners: The Spider and Scottie Snow
Panzadise and Ironheart start with a lockup. Dise uses his size to power Ironheart into the corner and work him over with high knees. Ironheart catches Dise's leg and rolls into a leg whip to escape the corner. Ironheart tag in Sirus. Sirus ducks under a lock up and dropkicks the back of Dise's knee. Dise goes to one knee and Sirus locks on a dragon sleeper. Dise powers up out of it and nails an inverted DVD on Sirus and covers. 1...2..kickout. Sirus tags in P-X. As P-X enters the ring, Sirus grabs his wrist, then whips him into the ropes and backbody drops him to the waiting Panzadise for the Nameless Panzout. Dise covers, 1...2..Ironheart stops the count. Dise whips P-X into the ropes, but P-X crashes into Sirus, knocking him off the apron and through the announce table. Ironheart takes advantage of the confusion to tag himself if, then dropkick Dise out of the ring. P-X tries to whip Ironheart into the ropes, but Ironheart reverses it and hits the Revelation. 1...2...3!
Winner: Ironheart