Jon McDaniel: Both men are already in the ring on this fabulous Paris evening, so let's get right to the action!
(Gangster and MVP lock up. Gangster takes over with a headlock The Heel delivers a knee to the face then hits a rocker dropper before tagging in Scott Vicks. Vicks locks on a half crab with one hand and uses the other hand to pull back on the chin of MVP in a unique submission hold. Cash Money comes in to break the hold, but the ref yells at him and gets him back out of the ring. While that is happening, the Ultimate Heels double team MVP.)
Brian Rentfro: That's strategy! Man, oh man do I love that.
(Vicks takes some time to taunt the crowd, then sets MVP up for a piledriver. MVP manages to straighten up and back drop Scott Vicks. MVP tags in Cash Money. Money jumps over the top rope and takes down Vicks. Gangster comes in and gets punched out, too. Money tries to punch Vicks again, but Vicks blocks the punch and swings around his opponent before hitting an inverted DDT. Vicks tags out to Gangster. Gangster picks up Money and puts him on the top turnbuckle before climbing up and lifting Cash Money.)
Brian Rentfro: He's going for a superplex!
(Gangster pulls Cash Money up and powerbombs him to the floor outside the ring.)
Jon McDaniel: I can't believe it!
(Gangster tries for a shooting star press on to Cash Money, but hits his head on the ring apron on the way down. The ref starts to count. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...Money is able to roll back into the ring...9...10!)
Jon McDaniel: The accident prone Gangster costs the Ultimate Heels another match! MVP and Cash Money win by countout!
(Highlights of the Tag Team Tournament to this point play as the two teams enter the ring.)
(Remorse and Scottie Snow start off. Remorse quickly locks on an arm bar and starts shoulderblocking Snow's shoulder. Snow ducks a short clothesline and kicks Remorse in the stomach, then hits a reverse jawbreaker. Snow floats over for a pin. 1...2.kickout. Snow whips Remorse into the ropes, but Remorse reverses it. Snow tries a frankensteiner, but Remorse catches him with a sit down powerbomb. 1...2..kickout.)
Jon McDaniel: Snow is showing us a lot more than we're used to!
(Remorse pulls Snow to his feet, then whips him to the corner. Snow jumps to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a cross body block. Remorse goes down. 1...2..kickout. Snow tags in Spider. Campbell hits Remorse with a full nelson slam. 1...2..kickout. Spider whips Remorse into the ropes, but Remorse hangs on and is able to tag in Sword. Sword ducks a lariat and dropkicks Campbell.)
Brian Rentfro: This match has been non-stop action, even from Snow! The crowd here is loving it!
(Spider is on his feet and backs into the ropes and comes off with a leg lariat. Campbell picks up Sword and nails a cradle piledriver. 1...2..kickout. Spider pulls Sword up and lifts him for a powerbomb but Sword catches him in a front face lock and DDTs the Spider on the way down. 1...2..kickout. Sword picks up Spider and lands a fisherman's suplex. 1...2..kickout. Frustrated, Sword throws Spider out of the ring.)
Brian Rentfro: What's he doing?
(Sword pulls up the mat around the ring. He whips Spider into the guardrail. Sword lifts Spider up for a brainbuster on the concrete, but Spider flips over and nails Sword with an inverted DDT instead. The ref calls for the bell, disqualifying Dalton Campbell.)
Jon McDaniel: That was a great match! It is just too bad it had to end without a pinfall.
(The PWA cameras scan the crowd as Grendle and Marc Bagwell enter the ring)
Jon McDaniel: I'm sure the viewers at home are noticing the lack of entrance music this evening. Unfortunately the officials at the Paris theme park decided that it wasn't cultural enough. This of course from the same people that worship Jerry Lewis. I just don't get it, folks.
(Grendle and Bagwell start off trading blows. Bagwell takes Grendle down with a double leg takedown and applies an arm bar. Grendle fights his way back up and reverses the arm bar. Grendle whips Bagwell into the ropes and clotheslines him on the way back. Bagwell rolls away from an elbow drop and locks on a camel clutch.)
Brian Rentfro: Bagwell's showing a good knowledge of submission wrestling. He's working hard to wear down Grendle. Right now, by taking out his back he's neutralizing the Grendle's Edge.
(Grendle gets his feet to the ropes and Bagwell releases the hold. Bagwell hits Grendle with a European uppercut (and the crowd goes nuts), then places him on the top turnbuckle. Bagwell climbs up for a superplex, but Grendle shoves him off and comes down with a senton bomb. 1...2..kickout.)
Jon McDaniel: What a move!
(Bagwell hits a reverse Russian legsweep and covers. 1...2..kickout. Bagwell pulls Grendle up and tries for a tombstone piledriver but Grendle manages to force Bagwell over and reverse the move to hit the Grendle's Edge. 1...2...3!)
Brian Rentfro: What a close match, but in the end, Grendle pulled it off!
(A camera view is shown from high on top of the Ferris wheel.)
(Jay and Too Panz lock up, and Too Panz gains the upper hand. Too Panz backs Jay into a corner and hits him with repeated shoulders to the midsection before the ref pulls the two men apart. Too Panz charges again but Jay gets a boot up. Jay comes out of the corner with a wicked clothesline and Too Panz falls hard.)
Jon McDaniel: This is the anniversary of Jay's father's death, so he's fighting extra hard tonight!
(Jay locks a crossface on Too Panz and after a lot of fighting, Too Panz is able to reach the ropes. Both men get to their feet and Too Panz tries for the Panzionic Kick. Jay catches his foot and spins him around, then bulldogs Too Panz. Jay picks up Too Panz and puts him on the top turnbuckle then hits the J-Plex. 1...2...3!)
Brian Rentfro: Jay is the new Internet Champion! I don't believe it!
(A recap of Chamelion's title reign is shown as the two men enter the ring)
Jon McDaniel: This should be exciting. It is Kowareta's first match since coming back from Regal Japan Wrestling!
(Kowareta dodges a dropkick from the champ. He waits for Chamelion to get to his feet, then takes him back down with a legsweep. Kowareta doesn't waste any time and puts Chamelion in an inverted surfboard. After Chamelion refuses to submit he breaks the hold.)
Brian Rentfro: It is going to take more than that to beat Chamelion.
(Chamelion whips Kowareta into the ropes and catches him in a powerslam. Chamelion follows up with a quick legdrop. Chamelion hits a swinging neckbreaker as Kowareta stands up.Chamelion goes for an elbow drop, but Kowareta rolls away and hits an elbow of his own. Kowareta goes up top and waits for Chamelion to stand before coming off with a moomsault. Chamelion catches him and nails a Tombstone Shoulder Breaker. 1...2...3.)
Jon McDaniel: Chamelion is still the champion!
(As Project X is coming out, Chamelion runs up to him and tries to brain him with the TV title belt. Monkey McDee comes out from the back and tries to help P-X, but Panzadise runs out and Panzadise Bombs McDee. Then, Dise holds Project X while Chamelion straps the TV belt around the big man's head. The crowd is yelling and throwing trash. Chamelion dropkicks Project X in the face with the belt, the takes it and waves to the crowd.)
Jon McDaniel: What is that all about? Chamelion could have killed Project X, and at the very least I wouldn't be surprised if his career is over! He just can't keep taking shots to the head like that with a concussion.
Brian Rentfro: Not to mention that McDee just got a little taste of what's in store for him in London! That freak is gonna think twice before messing with Panzadise, I can promise you that!
(President Robinson comes out, passes Monkey McDee as he limps backstage and walks past the paramedics that are tending to Project X. The President enters the ring.)
President Robinson: Well that's just great, guys. We come over here to Europe for the first time ever and we try to impress people and you idiots screw up the main event in one of the most important cities in the world. Well this crap isn't going to be happening in London, I promise you that. I've already made a match where Project X will get to beat the living hell out of Chamelion, but I need to add a little something extra to that. If anyone, and I mean anyone, interferes in that match then Chamelion is stripped of the Television title and is suspended from the PWA for 90 days. If he wants to win, he's got to do it all by himself.
President Robinson: Another thing that has been bothering me is people running around thinking they can do whatever they damn well please. Guess what, folks, that ain't happening any more. MVP and Cash Money...you've both wrestled your last PWA matches tonight. Well, your last for two weeks. See, MVP you lost a match where the stipulation was that you had to wear Monkey McDee's jersey and you haven't been doing that. So bye bye for now.
President Robinson: This brings me to my final match. Lately in the PWA you've seen all sorts of crazy things in the World Title matches. You've seen six men fight for the belt, you've seen DQs, you've seen outside attacks. But you won't see any of that at London's Burning. Oh no. For one night, on September 6th, you're going to see a World Title match that is truly one on one. Panzadise and Monkey McDee will lock up and at the end of the night the better man is going home with the belt. But how can I be sure of that, you're probably wondering. I'll tell you how. I've made this a special match, a match that has never been seen before in the history of this sport. At first glance it looks like a hell in the cell match. Pardon me while I yawn. This PPV isn't named London's Burning for nothing. At every right angle on that cell, I'm placing gas lines that will be shooting fire. No one is getting in, no matter how hard they try, and no one is walking out before the end of the match. When those two men enter the ring and see the fire surrounding them, they'll know that for the first time in wrestling history it really will be hell in that cell.
(Robinson exits the ring and walks backstage.)
Jon McDaniel: I don't know what more can be said about that. Has he lost it? A cell made of fire?
Brian Rentfro: I know one thing, Jon. This match will show if Dise is a panzy or a man!
Jon McDaniel: We're out of time for tonight. See you all Saturday from Aberdeen, Scotland!