Wednesday Night Chaos

Live from the Hartford Civic Center

July 26, 2000

Backstage

The Spider walks up to a door marked "Dark Forces" and tapes a sign to it. As Spider walks away, the camera zooms in on the sign that reads, "Tonight is the Night, you will wish you never crossed The Spider."

Psycho Sandra vs. Jessica Salensky

The two women lock up, with Sandra easily powering Salensky into a corner. A knee shot sends Jessica doubling over and Sandra executes a fast tornado DDT for the win.

Winner: Psycho Sandra

Berserker vs. Shocking Shawn Jones

Berserker charges Jones, but Jones counters with a drop toe hold. Jones wastes no time and applies an STF. Berserker manages to reach the ropes and Jones releases the hold. Jones pulls Berserker up and whips him into the ropes, then nails him with a spinebuster. Jones pulls his opponent up again and hits the Shockwave for the win.

Winner: Shocking Shawn Jones

Backstage

The Dark Forces show up at the arena, see the sign on the door and tear it off. The go inside the dressing room, only to find it full of empty rum bottles.

Big Daddy vs. Hessian

They lock up and Hessian whips Big Daddy into the ropes. BD ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm. Big Daddy pulls Hessian up and whips him into the ropes. BD nails a tilt-a-whirl side slam on Hessian for the easy win.

Winner: Big Daddy

Backstage

The Dark Forces are getting ready for the match when a knock comes from the door. Chamelion opens the door and a busboy wheels in a cart of hamburgers. Raizzor picks on up and starts to eat it, then spits it out in disgust. They open the drawer on the cart and find an empty bottle of Tabasco sauce.

Brittany vs. Lindsey Campbell (Women's Title Match)

The women circle each other before Lindsey finally goes in to attack. She manages a double leg takedown on Brittany. Still holding on to the legs, Lindsey turns her opponent over in a Boston Crab. Unfortunately for Lindsey, they are near the ropes and she has to release the hold. Lindsey bends down to pick up Brittany, but Brittany grabs her head and throws her out of the ring. The challenger rolls out of the ring. She starts to whip Lindsey into the guard rail, but Lindsey reverses it. The champ rolls back into the ring, trying to win by countout. Brittany makes it in at 8. Brittany blocks a punch by Lindsey and nails her own. She blocks again and punches again. Now Brittany goes for a piledriver, but Lindsey reverses into a backdrop. Lindsey climbs the turnbuckles and hits the Heroine's Victory for the win to retain the title.

Winner: Lindsey Campbell

Backstage

Chamelion comes out of the DF bathroom and throws down a magazine. "What is this all about?" The camera shows the magazine is the "Big Man on Campus, the college years" issue of Playgirl.

Sirus vs. Prisoner vs. Too Panz vs. Mako vs. Nightstryker vs. Chamelion (TV Title Match)

Before the match, the ring announcer reminds the audience that for this match, the title can change hands on a DQ or Countout and there must be a winner. All 6 men enter the ring, with Sirus entering last with Al. Sirus sits in his corner, watching the match. Mako and Too Panz start off, with the other four men in different corners. TP starts off with an arm bar, which quickly gets reversed. TP pushes Mako into the ropes, leapfrogs him, then nails the back of Mako's head with a standing side kick. Too Panz tags in Prisoner who gets caught by Mako coming in. Mako nails Prisoner with a spinning heel kick and tries a spinning toe hold, but Prisoner counters it with a small package for 2. Mako tags in Chamelion who goes toe to toe with the Prisoner, trading punches. Sirus, looking bored goes to sit with the commentators. Prisoner gets whipped into the ropes and he grabs them to stop his momentum, then tags in Nightstryker. Chamelion grabs Stryker and tries to whip him into the ropes, but Stryker reverses it. Stryker catches Chamelion in an abdominal stretch and uses the ropes for leverage. The ref catches him and forces him to break the hold. Stryker whips Chamelion into the ropes and powerslams him when President Robinson comes on the ADC-Tron.

Robinson: Referee, stop the match right now. Nightstryker just broke the rules and loses by DQ. I won't have any championship contender in my company thinking the rules don't apply to him."

Nightstrkyer looks very angry and shoves the ref as he leaves the ring.

Winner: Chamelion (New PWA Television Champion)

Monkey McDee vs. KWB

KWB slingshots over the top rope onto McDee to start the match. McDee rolls through with the body press and is quickly to his feet. KWB trips his opponent with a leg sweep, then pulls him up and whips him into the ropes. KWB ducks down for a back drop, but Monkey dives over with a sunset flip, but KWB kicks out at 2. KWB whips Monkey into the ropes and charges with a shoulderblock, but Monkey gets out of the way. As KWB staggers backwards, Monkey nails a release German suplex and climbs up top. He waits for KWB to get to his feet than nails the Spunky Monkey for the win.

Winner: Monkey McDee

Project X vs. Ron Porter (World Title Match)

Porter attacks P-X as the champ is entering the ring. He nails the champ with repeated punches and then switches to axe handles to the back. Porter pounds P-X to the mat, then starts stomping him. The challenger pulls the champ up and whips him into the ropes where he nails a vicious clothesline. Porter covers, but only gets 2. Porter locks on a rear chin lock to wear down Project X, but the champ fights to his feet, than lands a jawbreaker to break the hold. Both men are on their feet, P-X ducks a wild right hand and nails an atomic drop. Project X follows up with a bulldog. P-X pulls Porter up, whips him into the ropes and catches him in a choke. P-X hits the Probe for the win!

Winner: Project X

Brymstone & Nightmare vs. Panzadise & The Spider

Before either team can come out, President Robinson appears on the ADC-Tron again.

Robinson: I've been doing some thinking...I think our wrestlers focus too much on the World title. In order to change that, I think we need to place more emphasis on our other champions. In that spirit, I'm going to add a participant to this main event match to show that our other champions are just as able and just as good as the top of the roster. So, Chamelion, you're going to be joining the Dark Forces this evening.

(The crowd boos)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the Dark Forces! Brymstone, Nightmare, and Chamelion!

(The Dark Forces enter the ring to deafening boos)

Ring Announcer: And their opponents...

(The ADC-Tron comes to life again, but this time the Commish, still cloaked in shadows, comes on)

Commishioner: Believe it or not, I think Robinson had a brilliant idea. So much so, that I want to add another of our fine PWA champions to the mix. Trace Grey couldn't be here tonight and Porter has already fought. Hmm...Angel, the new PWA Japanese champion is...well...in Japan. Who does that leave us with? Lindsey? No, she's already had a match, too. I know! Sirus is one of the tag team champions! (the crowd goes nuts)  He'll do nicely. So Dise, Spider, Sirus will be your third partner this evening.

Ring Announcer: And their opponents...Panzadise, The Spider, and Sirus Moran!

(The three men walk to the ring together.)

Jon McDaniel: This ought to be a great match!

(Sirus and Brymstone start out. The lock up and Brymstone easily overpowers Sirus, crushing him into a corner. Brym nails him with knees to the midsection. Sirus headbutts the big man to get out of the corner. Sirus leaps out of the corner and catches Brymstone in a reverse neckbreaker on his way out. Sirus tags in Panzadise. Dise and Brymstone lock up, with Brym getting send into the ropes. Dise delivers a big back body drop on Brym.)

Brian Rentfro: Did you feel the arena shake from that move?

(Dise goes to the DF's corner and starts fighting with them, giving Brymstone the chance to come up behind him and lay him out with a dropkick. Brymstone tags in Chamelion and hold Dise for the cheap shot to the ribs. Chamelion locks on a rear chin lock. Dise hooks an arm behind Chamelion's right leg and stands up, then drops the TV champ in a modified Samoan Drop. Dise tags in Spider, who goes up top and tries to land the Hero's Victory, but Chamelion gets his knees up. Chamelion locks on a Texas cloverleaf on Spider. Raizzor jumps up on the apron to distract the ref while Brymstone slingshots over the top and hits a legdrop on the back of Spider's neck.)

Jon McDaniel: That was a good double team move.

(Testorone by Bush plays and lights start flashing in the arena. Chamelion releases the hold and turns toward the entryway, as do the rest of the men.)

Jon McDaniel: What is going on here?

(Nightmare enters the ring and stands with his teammates, watching. Suddenly, the ADC-Tron lights up with two words.

HOT STUFF

The arena erupts as Prima Donna comes out.)

Jon McDaniel: The Icon has returned to the PWA! I can't believe it!

Brian Rentfro: Who?

(PD runs down to the ring, where Raizzor tries to intercept him. PD gives him a superkick to the chest for his troubles. Chamelion and Brymstone get out of the ring and start to fight PD, while Sirus, Dise, and Spider help him. Nightmare stands alone in the ring watching. A metal object pokes up through the mat canvas and is revealed to be scissors as they cut away the mat behind Nightmare.)

Jon McDaniel: Now what is going on?

(The brawl continues outside the ring as a mystery man dressed like Nightmare come up from under the mat and clips Nightmare's knee from behind. The big man crumbles like a paper bag at the impact. The fake "Nightmare" rolls out of the ring opposite the melee and tears off his shirt, revealing steel shoulderpads. He exits through the crowd. Sirus sees Nightmare down in the ring and rolls in for the ref to count the win!)

Jon McDaniel: Panzadise, Sirus, and The Spider have won the match, thanks to some help from Prima Donna and someone else. I've got no clue who that was...

(Sirus rolls back out of the ring and joins the fight again, stopping Brymstone from chokeslamming Panzadise. Prima Donna nails Chamelion with another superkick to the chest as the four men stand at the top of the entry way.)

Jon McDaniel: Folks, I've got no idea what is going on here tonight, but I'm sure we'll find out more this Saturday at Rampage!

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