[The scene opens up inside The spiders locker room. He is
standing there
with Scotty Snow.]
Spider: I need you to do some work for me. Somehow I am double
booked
tonight, and I want to be 100% for my match against Nightstyker
Snow: What should I do.
[The Spider passes him a bundle of stuff.]
Spider: I think you know what to do.
A quick opening to the match, Metalhead is ambushed on the way down the ramp by Danny Sparks running out behind him and hitting him in the back on the head with a frying pan. Metalhead stumbles down the ramp and, as he turns around, gets hit with it again. Sparks drops the pan and starts brawling. He gets Metalhead with his back against the apron. Sparks kicks him in the groin and turns around, getting a chair from the audience. He grabs Metalhead's hair and stands him up. Sparks winds up and smashes him in the head with the chair. Metalhead shakes his head gives Sparks the finger. Sparks hits him again and again he eats it. Sparks, pissed now, hits him so hard that the seat of the chair pops out and flies off and the chair frame hangs around his neck. Metalhead starts bleeding now and falls back against the ring. Sparks rolls him into the ring. Sparks locks him in a headlock, Metalhead counters by whipping him into the ropes. Sparks comes back with a clothesline, countered by a full nelson into an atomic drop. Sparks is up fast and runs at Metalhead, who drops him with a drop toe hold. Metalhead locks him in a camel clutch, then into a choke. As it appears the Danny is out, the ref checks him hand. After it drops twice, Metalhead lets go and shoves the ref back. He stands up and reaches into his pocket. He pulls out staple-gun. Metalhead goes to the ropes and Hat Guy tosses him the straw hat. Metalhead tears the back of Sparks's shirt and staples it to his back. Sparks it up fast, avoiding the staple gun and trying to get the hat off his back. Metalhead runs at him and Sparks runs, springs out of the corner and takes him down with a moonsault. Sparks stomps his face a few times, making him bleed more, and takes the staple gun. He pulls a dollar bill out of his pocket and the audience cheers. Sparks staples the bill to his forehead. Metalhead rolls over and crawls away real fast while Sparks works the crowd. While Sparks is up on the turnbuckle, Metalhead runs up behind him and knocks him out into the audience (he flew far). They brawl through the audience, using various weapons and doing stupid spots. An attempted 450 off the top of a ladder (but the ladder fell), a powerbomb on the concrete, more staple gun spots and flourescent lightbulb. After nearly 15 minutes Metalhead comes back to the ring, bloody and beaten, carrying a bloodier and more beaten Sparks over his shoulder. Metalhead drops him on the mat and more or less falls on him. The ref doesn't count.
Ref: Time over 6 minutes and 40 seconds ago.
EMTs come out to work on the wrestlers and the match is called no contest.
Winner: No contest
The two men enter the ring, and go into a grapple. PX whips him into the ropes and clotheslines him down. He stomps him a few times, then picks him up. He grabs his throat for a chokeslam, but McDee grabs his hand and turns it into a hammerlock. McDee kicks him in the stomach and he buckles. McDee hits the ropes and gets a spinning neckbreaker on PX. McDee picks him up and kicks him in the stomach again. He hits the ropes and then a sunset flip. 1... kick. PX rolls back, jumps up and rushes McDee, shoulderblocking him before he can move. PX picks him up and scoop slams him. He picks him up and tries for a gorilla press, but McDee kicks out and lands behind him. McDee jumps onto his back gets him in a headlock. X grabs him legs behind his knees and jumps onto his back, crushing McDee. He rolls over for the pin. 1... 2... kick! X picks up McDee and lifts him into a chokehold. After a few seconds McDee kicks him in the stomach, drops to the mat and hits PX with a cheap shot to the throat. X backs up, holding his throat, and McDee spears him into and through the ropes onto the apron. X gets onto his knees and punches McDee in the stomach, who buckles. PX grabs him and heaves him up for a powerbomb. X spins him around, but McDee grabs the ropes and pulls him back around and frankensteiners him over the ropes and into the ring. Both men in the ring now, McDee goes for the pin. 1... 2... kick out. McDee pops up and lands above Project X's head. X is up almost as fast as McDee. McDee locks him up and tries for a suplex, which Project X easily counters. X picks him up by his hair and whips him into the ropes and hooks him in a swinging chokeslam. He tries for a pin... 1... 2... shoulder up! Almost 3. Project X is pissed. He picks him up and goes for a gorilla press and again, McDee kicks out and kicks him in the groin from behind. X grabs his groin and McDee pulls his legs out, landing PX in a face slam. Project X starts to climb to his hands and knees. McDee runs into the corner and jumps up onto the second rope, jumps back and turns around in mid air. He legdrops X's face back onto the mat. He gets up and climbs up top again. Project X also gets up and shakes the ropes, causing McDee to fall onto his groin. PX grabs him and throws gorilla presses him off the top almost across the ring. He walks over to McDee and picks him up. Project X sets him up and heaves him up for the Probe. McDee kicks him in ribs on the way and falls out of PX's grip. On the way down he grabs X's head for a DDT, but he doesn't sell and McDee lands on his feet. He kicks X in the ribs several more times and continues holding his head. McDee backs up into a turnbuckle and climbs up. He tries for the tornado DDT and again PX doesn't sell. This time he heaves him up for a Northern Lights suplex. McDee doesn't let go and PX turns to avoid breaking his own neck. McDee's feet land on the ropes. He springs off and swings around and plants PX with a swinging DDT, but Project X circles around and reverses into the Northern Lights suplex. PX quickly gets the pin with a slightly fast count from the ref.
Winner: Project X
Nightstryker is in the ring first, and Spider runs out and slides in. Stryker starts stomping him immediately. Spider gets up and gets whipped into the ropes. Nightstryker drops and spider jumps over him. He stands up and hits and back elbow on Spider, who staggers back. Nightstryker runs at him, backs him into the corner and chops him. He steps up the to the second rope and starts punching Spider. After 10, he steps down and whips him into the other corner. Nightstryker rushes him and Spider moves, causing Stryker to hit the corner and stagger back. Spider leans into the ropes and runs at him, hitting him with a dropkick. Nightstryker falls back. Spider picks him up by his hair, but Stryker hits an elbow in his stomach. He hooks his leg and lifts him up on his shoulders. He plants Spider with a Death Valley Driver. Stryker picks him up and whips him into the corner again. He climbs up and starts punching Spider again. This time Spider grabs his legs, runs out of the corner and hits spinebuster slam on him. He hooks the leg. 1... 2... kick! Spider stands up and stomps him. Spider picks him up and body slams him. He goes up top and hits an elbow drop. Again the cover. 1... 2... Nightstryker barely gets his shoulder up. Spider is pissed now. He picks Stryker up, but comes up fast and kicks him in the stomach. He sets Spider up for a powerbomb, but Spider back body drops him. Spider lifts him up and whips him into the corner. Spider runs up and kicks him in the stomach until he falls. Stryker grabs the top ropes and Spider grabs his legs ands hits a swinging powerbomb on Stryker. 1... 2... thr... shoulder up! Spider stands up, lifts up Nightstryker, and DDT's him. He locks him in The Spider's Grasp! Stryker taps quickly and the bell rings.
Winner: The Spider
After both men are in the ring. Slade and Lard lock up. Slade whips him into the ropes. Lard hits them and the ringposts lean out when he hits. He bounces back and Slade drop kicks him, bounces off and falls to the mat. Lard staggers back and leans on the ropes, again, pressuring the ring posts. He gets off the ropes and picks up Slade, who comes up fast and starts punching him. He whips Lard into the ropes, but he gets winded half way and slows down, and just kind of leans on the ropes with his back to Slade. Slade shrugs and super kicks him in the back of the head. Lard falls forward, using the ropes like a slingshot, and gets thrown onto his back, struggling to breathe. Slade tries to life the leg, but can't, so he just sits on him and gets an easy 3 count.
An intro for the Spider.
The lights go dark and the Final Countdown begins to play and The Spider
appears at the top of the ramp.
Jon McDaniel: Wait a minute that isn't The Spider... he looks to thin!
Brian Rentfro: that is Scottie Snow!
[Scottie snow comes to the ring wearing a black haired wig with the hair
tied back into a pony tail as well as wearing a copy of Spiders ring
attire!]
Jon McDaniel: The Spider is a smart man!
Brian Rentfro: I think he is a coward!
The match opens with Jay and KWB in a grapple while Snow rests. Jay locks him in a headlock. KWB tries to escape but, after no success, lifts him into a back drop. Jay rolls back and KWB tries to spear him. Jay jumps up over him and KWB hits the corner face first. When he lands he's met by a clothesline from Snow. He starts stomping Jay and so does KWB after he recovers.
Snow picks Jay up and whips him into the ropes. Snow bends over for a back drop but KWB runs and springs off his back. He spinning wheel kick into Jay's face. He goes for the pin. 1... kick out. Jay gets up and hammers KWB's head. Snow runs up behind him and grabs Jay in a Russian Legsweep. KWB gets up and runs in for the pin, but collides with Snow, who was also going for the pin. Jay gets up, kicks Snow in the face, picks up KWB and DDTs him. Jay goes for the pin, 1...2... Snow runs up behind Jay and gets him in a half-nelson. He pulls Jay off KWB, who stands up and kicks him in the ribs. Snow lets go of Jay and he falls to the mat. KWB says something to Snow, who nods, then picks up Jay and sets him up on his shoulders. Snow walks toward the turnbuckle, then suddenly turns and kicks KWB in the stomach, and KWB buckles and Jay falls and lands on top of him. 1... 2... 3... KWB is eliminated!
KWB rolls out of the ring after Jay gets up. Snow runs up and tries to tackle Jay, but Jay catches his shoulders and monkey-flips him. Jay flips back and sits on Snow’s chest and starts punching him. Jay grabs one of Snow's hands and turns it into an armbar. Snow inches over to and grabs the ropes. Snow gets up and kicks Jay, then hits him with a hard right hand to the jaw. He tries again but Jay grabs his hand and counters with a hammerlock. KWB runs back into the ring and kicks Snow in the ribs. The ref gets in KWBs face until he gets out of the ring again. While the ref's back is turned Snow gouges Jay's eyes. He staggers back, holding his eyes. Snow runs up and grabs him, snap suplex, he keeps the hold, snap suplex, keeps on holding, lifts him up, another, Jay counters, knees him in the side and lifts him up, brainbuster. He goes for the pin. 1... 2... kick! Jay picks Snow up and locks him in a headlock. Snow counters the hammerlock and goes into a headlock. Jay elbows him in the stomach and whips him into the ropes. He tries to jump over Jay, but he catches Snow in mid-air and hits him with a sit-out powerbomb. 1... 2... shoulder up! Jay sets up his legs and gives him a slingshot. Snow flies up and into the turnbuckle. Jay comes up behind him and lifts him up top, facing out to the audience. Jay steps onto the second rope, back to back with Snow. He sets up and delivers a massive reverse neckbreaker. As Jay recovers, Snow is slumped, neck on the mat and feet in the air, in the corner. Jay walks over to him and tries to make the cover but the ref calls Snow in the ropes. Jay takes Snow's hands and pulls him into the middle of the ring. He goes for the pin. 1... 2... 3!!!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our special guest commentator...accompanied to the ring by Messiah...President Robinson!
(Sabatoge by the Beastie Boys plays as the two men walk to the announcer table)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the New Age Panzies!
(The NAP theme plays as the NAP enters the ring.)
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, the team of Raizzor, the Brothers Grimm, and Rage!
(Black Dog by Led Zepplin plays as the four men walk to the ring. Rage comes out last)
Jon McDaniel: Remember, if the Moran squad wins, Raizzor gets a non-title match against Panzadise this Saturday!
President Robinson: That won't be happening, McDaniel.
(Grifter and Too Panz start. TP whips Grifter into the ropes and then executes a hip toss. TP quickly locks on an armbar, but Grifter pushes him into the ropes to break the hold and then hits a dropkick. Grifter quickly tags out to Sirus, who comes in and secures Too Panz in a bow and arrow. TP is able to make the ropes, forcing Sirus to break the hold. TP looks to Evans to tag, but Evans is drunk and barely able to stand. He tags in BPP instead.)
Brian Rentfro: Now we're going to see some ass kicking!
(BPP slams Sirus down with a shoulderblock, then dropkicks Raizzor off the apron. He attempts to clothesline Sirus, but Moran ducks and counters with a uringe. Sirus covers...one..kickout. Sirus starts to tag in Rage, but Raizzor sticks his hand out and demands in. Raizzor enters the ring and calls for a test of strength with BPP. They lock fingers, and BPP turns it into a Northern Lights suplex. BPP whips Raizzor into the ropes and gorilla slams him. BPP tags out to Panzadise.)
President Robinson: I hope this match up doesn't last long. I don't want to put the arena to sleep.
(Dise hits Raizzor hit a kneelift and pulls him to his feet. The Panzy tries to whip Raizzor into the ropes, but gets reversed. Raizzor catches Dise in a tilt-a-whirl coming off the ropes and nails the Tombstone Shoulder Breaker. Raizzor covers.)
Brian Rentfro: This could be it!
(One...two...Rage catapults off the top rope and breaks the pin with a legdrop on Raizzor just as Dise kicks out.)
Jon McDaniel: What was that?
President Robinson: I promised Raizzor he wouldn't get that match against Dise and I meant it. Rage is going to make sure of it.
(Raizzor gets in Rage's face and they argue. Rage hits a legsweep and then a spinning heel kick to the back of Raizzor's head, sending the Sharp One down. Rage rolls out of the ring, and walks up the ramp.)
President Robinson: I know he hated helping out the Panzies, but he really had no choice.
(Panzadise pulls Raizzor to his feet and hits the Panzadise Bomb! Gareth Evans, still drunk, is asking to make the pin. Dise looks over, laughs, and tags in his drunken partner. Evans picks up Raizzor's legs and tries to lock on a sharpshooter, but is taking forever.)
President Robinson: What is that moron doing? Just pin him and be done with it!!!
(Evans is still bent over, trying to lock on the sharpshooter, when Raizzor grabs his head and wraps him up in a small package. One...two...three! Both men get up and Evans, not even swaying now, raises Raizzor's arm!)
President Robinson: That son of a bitch!
(The Panzies storm into the ring, but the Grimms and Raizzor fight them off and send them retreating up the ramp, leaving Raizzor, the Grimms, and Gareth Evans in the ring to celebrate. Evans offers his hand to Raizzor, who grabs his throat and chokeslams him. Raizzor then picks up Evans, throws him over his shoulder and walks up the ramp with the Brothers Grimm.)
Winner: Raizzor, The Brothers Grimm, and Rage
Jon McDaniel: I can't believe what I just saw! But no matter how you look at it, Panzadise will face Raizzor in a non-title match this Saturday! See you then!
Brian Rentfro: Wait a second. What's that music coming on for?
[People are just starting to leave the arena after
anotherexciting, action packed Chaos when the lights go down and the arena is
plunged into darkness. "The Final Countdown" begins to play and
some of the fans are cheering for The Spider hoping that he will make an
appearance. Instead of appearing at the top of the ramp, the "Pieces
of Eight" logo flashes on the ADC-Tron. The fans are now wondering
what is going on as the lights go up. There is a gasp of surprise as they
see that The Spider is standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone.]
Dalton: Today is a very, very momentous occasion here in the PWA.
It is with great pride and Honor that I am able to introduce to you the single
most destructive force ever compiled in the PWA. The pieces of eight!
[The lights begin to flash and one by one eight masked men appear at the top of
the ramp. They stand there as if waiting for a further signal.]
Dalton: These men have come here today of their own designs, each
one specially selected and is here for reasons known only to themselves.
Our purpose? Simple. To plunge the PWA into chaos unlike any it has ever
seen before. So without further ado I introduce to you the members!
Athletic Perfection!
[One of the Eight comes into the ring]
Spartan!
[Another comes forth]
Salai!
[Another]
CRO!!!!
[Another]
Six!
[Another]
Eclipse!
[Another]
X!!!!
[Another]
and finally, the special guest referee for the final tournament match of Who's
The Man!
Integrity!
[The Final man comes to the ring and The Spider hands him a microphone.]
Integrity: That is right. I am to be the special guest referee for
the final tournament match of Who's The Man. I am here to ensure that the
match is called fairly, straight down the middle and to ensure that the true
winner is victorious.
[Integrity looks directly at Dalton and passes the microphone to the Man known
as X 'X' lifts the mic slowly and begins speaking. There is no volume to
his voice; he is practically whispering.]
X: 'I don't care who stands with me or against me; allies are nothing
more than future enemies. I am part of this for one simple reason....
power. The power to make my enemies suffer. The power to hoist myself to
levels higher than any man could imagine. I'm a god among gods here.
Together we will put any differences aside and reach the one single goal of
creating utter chaos in the PWA! No PWA employee will be saved from the
wrath that I bring with me; no man will stand when I'm finished. A few
names come to mind. Names like Raizzor, Brymstone, and Rage. Each will
taste the bitter flavor of vengeance. Yes, vengeance is the key word here;
kiddies, and vengeance will be mine!'
[X-tosses the mic to Salai who catches it in midair]
Salai: "So this is my 15 minutes of fame is it? I'll be brief. Why
am I here? I'm here for a little fun and to add some flavor to all of this. A
little mirth and mayhem is just what we need here. Like he said before, we're
going to tear through the PWA and have fun doing it. But don't expect the usual
fare from us, oh no. When we come busting through here you will notice us and be
able to see the devastation in our wake.
And for those of you who think my name is a little .. .odd or weak sounding?
Look it up."
[Salai tosses the mic to Six]
Six: Why I am here? What is my mission? Don't worry,
you will see soon. Everyone will all see very soon.
[Six passes the mic on to Cro.]
[Cro takes the mic. and he then takes a step forward. Cro's real identity
is hidden by a dorito bag, with the eyes cut out, over his head. As he
holds the microphone in hand, he then begins to speak in a hidden, high-pitched
voice.]
Cro: Well, it's finally arrived. The Pieces Of Eight!
Now, I'm not stupid, so I'm not going to talk much. Just enough to get my
point across. I would just like to let all of you so called
"champions" out there to know, to watch your backs everytime you take
a step out of your locker rooms. I want all of you to know that every
corner you turn, I will be waiting there for
you, to beat the crap out of you. I'm tired of sitting around, givin my
all in my matches, and not win any belts. Soon, you will all feel what I
have, and worse. Soon I will be a champion.
[Cro then takes a step back, and then hands the mic. Over to Athletic
Perfection.]
Athletic Perfection: No, no you got it all wrong. I am here
for one person. Me. That is right, spidey. I am not in this
for your cause, and I am definitely not in it for you either.
[The Spider has a shocked look on his face, he looks at Integrity and Six
and then back to Athletic perfection]
AP: You gave me the chance to be here and now you are going to regret
it. I hope it wasn't in your famous "designs" to control the greatest
athlete in the history of sport. Because I am not going to have it.
I work for one person. Me.
[Athletic Perfection comes up towards spider and gets in face.]
AP: You had better watch yourself mister. You don't know what you have
done.
[The Spider nods to Integrity, and he and six grab Athletic Perfection by the
arms and drag him back to the back stage area, he is flailing away.]
The Spider: We will deal with this later.
Jon McDaniel: Wow, I can't believe this! Who are all these men that
the Spider has gathered to wresck havoc on the PWA?
Brian Rentfro: I don't know, but they don't seem to be working
together!
Jon McDaniel: This is the most unbelievable thing I have ever seen!