The match opens quickly. Scottie Snow whips
Project X and gets shoulder blocked down. He's up fast, gets a
low-blow off on X and hits him with a DDT. The cover... 1... kick.
Snow picks Project X up, but X takes control with
kick to the midsection and a bodyslam. X picks him, whips him
into the ropes and shoulder blocks him again. Project X grabs him
by his ankles and stops his groin. Snow screams for him to stop,
but X stomps again, just to spite
him. Project X picks him up and gorilla presses him. The match is
one sided from there. X hits him with a powerbomb and gets,
somehow, only a 2 count. He picks Snow up, but snow comes up fast
and head butts him. Project X,
temporarily stunned, gets speared into the corner. Snow heaves
him up top and tries for a superplex. X jabs him in the ribs,
heaves him up and reverse suplexes him onto his stomach for the 3
count.
Winner: Project X
Once both men are in the ring they meet in the
center and try to stare each other down. BPP is the first to back
down, sliding out of the ring with the other members of NAP. The
ref starts the mandatory 10 count. Brymstone slowly
walks in a circle, inciting the crowd. At 7, after some
encouragement from the rest of NAP, .BPP reenters the ring. He
tries to spear Brymstone, but gets kicked in the face. While
recovering, Brymstone picks him up and whips him into the ropes.
BPP comes back with a shoulder block, but neither man moves
significantly. Again, they stare each other down and BPP backs
off again. On his way out of the Brymstone catches up with him
and throws him in a sleeper. He only holds the sleeper long
enough to get to the middle of the ring. From there Brymstone
grabs his back and lifts BPP above his head, with his back toward
the mat. As he's about to do what ever he was going to do, Tony
Danza runs into the ring with a chair and hits Brymstone in the
ribs while Panzadise and Too Panz distract the ref by pulling him
out of the ring and beating him up. Brymstone doesn't sell the
first shot, so Danza hits him again. BPP is able to escape and
land on his feet. Danza gets backed into a corner by a pissed
Brymstone and dropped the chair in fear. BPP picks the chair up
and taps Brymstone on the shoulder. Brymstone turns, BPP throws
the chair to him and he catches it. BPP executes the Panzonic
kick to the chair, obviously trying to hit Brymstone. Instead, he
swings the chair forward, hitting BPP's foot and knocking him off
balance. Brymstone drops the chair and picks up BPP. At this
point the ref is waking up outside the ring and yelling at NAP.
Brymstone grabs BPP by the throat and executes the Pits of Hell
... onto the chair! Nina runs up and slides the chair out as
Brymstone goes for the pin. The ref slides in and counts... 1...
2... 3!
Winner: Brymstone
After the match, the Panzies throw Carlos Baerga into the ring and force him to hand over the Tecmo belt and sign away his soul to Brymstone.
The matches opens with the grapple. Mako gets a
hammerlock, which Grifter counters, and Mako recounters, and
Grifter recounters, and kicks him in the stomach, then in the
face when he buckles over.Grifter whips him into the ropes, then
runs himself. Mako jumps over him and he continues running. On
the way back, with his back still to Grifter, Mako tries to jump
over him again, but Grifter comes up underneath him, landing Mako
on his shoulders. Grifter stands and quickly tilts back, hitting
a backdrop on him. Grifter climbs up top and goes for an
elbowdrop. Mako rolls and Grifter lands hard. Mako picks him up
and whips him into the ropes. Grifter holds the ropes and stops
and Mako misses Yakuza kick he was going for. Grifter, with Mako
spun by the kick and his back facing Grifter, grabs him and goes
another backdrop type move. Mako flips back off his shoulder,
grabs the ropes and lands on the apron. Grifter isn't sure what
happened and looks around, confused, but with his back toward
Mako on the apron. Mako springs off the top rope just as Grifter
turns and catches him a massive flipping neckbreaker. He makes
the cover... 1... 2... kick. Mako picks him up and whips him into
the ropes and catches him in a spinebuster slam and goes
for the pin again...1...2...thr-KICKOUT! Mako picks him up and
whips him into the corner, and follows up with a bodysplash. He
chops Grifter once. The audience "WOOO!"s.Another chop--
another "WOOO!". Grifter suddenly grabs him and throws
him into the corner. Grifter shoulder blocks him in the corner a
few times, then backs up and lets him drop the mat. Grifter
climbs up top and gets ready for the Buzz Bomb. As Mako gets up,
he runs into the ropes, causing Grifter to fall and crotch
himself. Mako sets him up for a top-rope Frankenstein. The count...1...2...3!
Winner: Mako
The match opens with brawling on the ramp. Porter
is in charge for most of the time. As the ref reaches 9 on his
count they enter the ring. Porter whips Karkus into the ropes and
goes for a shoulderblock, but Karkus slides between
his legs. He grabs Porter's legs and sweeps him onto his face.
Karkus locks him in a bow-and-arrow. Porter grabs the ropes right
away and Karkus releases him. As Porter is rising Karkus stomps
him a few times. Porter grabs his leg
and punches him in the groin. Not once, not twice, but three
times! Karkus falls to the ground, holding his groin. Porter
leaves the ring and gets a chair. The ref is yelling at him not
to use it or he'll be DQed. Porter gets in the ref's face and
starts yelling at him. Karkus recovers, runs up and spears Porter
form behind. Porter throws the chair into the ref's face as he
falls. Karkus grabs his chin and throws on a camel clutch. Karkus
stands up, pulling Porter up with him and turning the camel
clutch into a cobra clutch. Karkus sets up a full nelson, and
prepares for the Dumpster Driver. Porter, realizing what's
happening, grabs his head and does a kind of front neckbreaker.
Karkus falls, but recovers fast. As Porter makes a break for the
turnbuckle Karkus follows. Porter jumps onto the second rope,
jumps off and
turns in midair. He catches Karkus in a reverse bulldog. He goes
for the pin but the ref is still out. Porter goes to wake the ref.
As he does, Karkus gets up and gets the chair. Porter turns
around and takes the chair to his forehead, and starts bleeding.
He rolls back and stands up, holding his forehead. Karkus runs at
him and swings the chair at him, but Porter ducks and catches the
chair as Karkus swings through. Porter takes it and bashes Karkus
in the head with it twice, before dropping the chair and whipping
him into the corner. Porter sets him up in the corner and turns
him around. Porter sets him up to do a German suplex off the top.
Karkus grabs his head and does a really strong-looking snapmare,
causing Porter to flip over his shoulder and land with his feet
just barely on the apron. His only problem is
that Karkus still has his head in an inverted front headlock.
Karkus sets up and executes an inverted swinging DDT off the
turnbuckle to outside through the announcer's table!!! The
audience is going wild. After a little while Karkus recovers and,
though he may not be conscious, Porter is still breathing. Karkus
rolls Porter into the ring and rolls in himself. Karkus squats
over the ref and, after slapping him in the face a few times, the
ref starts to wake up. Porter, barely conscious, gets up and,
seeing Karkus squatting with his back turned to him, runs up
behind him and grabs him in a quick roll up for the quick 1..2..3.
Winner: Porter
::The NAP theme music starts up as our PWA World
Champion Panzadise appears. He is wearing a "Dise 2...Raizzor
0" Jersey, Jeans, and the World Title on his shoulder.
The crowd erupts in cheers. Dise grins, and begins heading
towards the ring. He then hesitates, and turns around
towards the curtain. Out comes the Masked Lard wearing an
"NAP...Need A Pizza" sweatshirt and sweatpants.
The crowd begins to explode in laughter as the champ and the Lard
enter the ring. Dise grabs a mic, and puts his arm around
his new pal::
Dise: "Raizzor...look at this.
The Masked Lard made it to the ring!"
::The crowd laughs some more. The Lard is eating this
reaction up. He heads over to the ropes and trys to get the
crowd riled up. He does the old Hulk Hogan hand on ear
thing, and the place explodes::
Dise: "You see Sharp One, he set a
goal, and he accomplished it. Unlike you....The Masked Lard
never quits!"
::A "quitter" chant begins to blare throughout the
arena. Dise holds the mic to his side and lets the place
chant. Almost a minute later, Dise trys to interupt the
crowd and continue on::
Dise: "Raizzor, everyone has had to
listen to you whine all week! You got an NAP ass kicking,
and you are gonna have to learn to live with it! Besides,
you should be happy. For the First time people actually
stayed
awake during a Raizzor match!"
::At this point, the crowd explodes again, and is clearly 110%
NAP::
Dise: "Wow, can I say anything wrong
here?.......El Tiger is the man!"
::The crowd again explodes. Dise has them rapped around his
Finger. This is insane::
Dise: "Did you hear Robinson's promo
earlier? There will be no rematch! Get it through
your head. You deserve another shot as much as the Masked
Lard here deserves the July GNC cover!"
Lard: "Hey baby, don't push your luck."
Dise: "Raizzor, keep crying.
Because the NAP always gets the last laugh!
And remember Raizzor...when you're NAP.....
::Dise gives the mic to the Lard::
Lard: "YOU'RE NAP FOR LIFE BABY!
WOOOOOOHOOOOO!"
::The Lard drops the mic. Dise leaves the ring.
Masked Lard attempts to leave, but gets stuck in the ropes.
Dise laughs, and continues his exit::
Sirus and Rage start out. They lock up, and Sirus whips Rage into the ropes. Rage blocks a clothesline and hits Sirus with an armdrag. Rage locks on the armbar, and Sirus fights up, then whips Rage into the ropes again. Sirus feigns a clothesline, which Rage ducks only to be caught off guard by a kick to the midsection. Sirus tries for a dragon sleeper, but Rage counters with a jawbreaker. Rage lands a dropkick on the seated Sirus, then pulls him up and whips him into the corner. Rage charges the corner, but Sirus moves out of the way very quickly. Rage jumps onto the top turnbuckle and flips back in a twisting cross body block. Rage hooks the leg for a one count.
Rage is up quickly and and lifts Sirus high in the air for a falcon arrow, but can only get two. Rage backs off, letting Sirus get to his feet and tries a spear, but Sirus turns it into a DDT. Sirus goes up top now and connects with a flying headbutt for two. Rage tags in Banshee.
Banshee looks uncertain in the ring and circles Samantha. Samantha tries a lock up, but Banshee ducks under it. Samantha tries again and let's Banshee duck under, only to catch her in a waist lock and nail a german suplex for two. Banshee lands a dropkick, then a piledriver. Banshee pulls Samantha up and lifts her in the air for the Breakdown, but Samantha flips out and lands behind Banshee, then hits Instant Karma. She covers and the ref counts, one...two..three.
Winner: Sirus and Samantha Moran