Wednesday Night Chaos

Live from Estadio de la Muerte* in Puerto Rico

May 31, 2000

FILMED EARLIER

[President Robinson is seen sitting inside his office in the Aegean Dreams Corporation.  Piles and piles of paper are sitting haphazardly on his desk.   There is a knock at the door and Dalton Campbell enters.]

Robinson: Come in Dalton, please have a seat.  Coffee?

Dalton: No thank you, lets just get down to business shall we.

Robinson: Of course, now what did you have in mind for the finals of the World Title tournament at Battle Dome?

Dalton:  Well I am really at a loss for ideas here.  I was originally going to have an Ironman match for the semi finals but I hear that I rival federation did that for their main event.  I don't want to appear to unoriginal.  However I have been thinking about what I want to have happen.  Metalhead, you and Sirus will face off in a ladder match.  At the top of the ladder will be a baseball bat Hmmm maybe not.   I know a morning star. Too messy. I know at the top of the ladder will be "Al" The first person to get to the top of the ladder and use "Al" as a weapon wins.


Panzadise, you and Brymstone will be involved in a San Fransisco street fight.  The first person to put their opponent in the Dumpster in the back alley loses.

Robinson: Sounds good so far.  What do you have in mind for the final match?

Dalton: I found these plans the other week.

[Dalton pulls out two blueprints and places them on the table.]

Robinson: Ah The Insanity cell and the Torture cell.

Dalton: Yes!  What I had inmind was a combination of the two.  A cage hanging 20 feet in the air.  Inside the cage are two baseball bats, two chains, two lead pipes and two pairs of brass knuckles.  The first person to open the door and push their opponent out of the cage and onto the floor wins.

Robinson: Excellent Since Insanity is no longer employed by us I guess we need a new name.  

Dalton: How about the Battle Dome?

[Robinson and Dalton break out laughing]


Women's Open Elimination Match - Nina Demon, Ramora, Samantha Moran, Lindsey Campbell, & Carlos Baerga

All four women and Carlos Baerga in a bikini start out in the ring. Nina, Lindsey, and Ramora all pile into a fist fight. Samantha Moran gets Baerga in an arm bar and he starts crying and submits. Nina, Lindsey, and Ramora all fall to the mat and are still punching each other. Ramora ends up on top of Nina, trying to bite her forehead and Lindsey tries to lock on a figure four. With her legs tied up and Ramora on her shoulders, Nina is quickly pinned for 3. Ramora turns on Lindsey and starts biting her now, busting her open. Samantha Moran gets behind her and applies the Beauty Sleep. Ramora fights and won't go down. Lindsey and Samantha send Ramora into the ropes with a double whip, then take her down with a double dropkick. They both make the pin for the win. Now Samantha and Lindsey lock up. Sam sends Lindsey into the ropes and hits a drop toe hold. Samantha starts to lock on an STF, but Lindsey reaches the ropes. Samantha pulls Lindsey over to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle for a tornado DDT. Scottie Snow and Steve Morley, at ringside escorting Lindsey, hold her feet before she can execute the move. Lindsey punches Samantha in the stomach, then suplexes her from the second rope. Lindsey covers for the pin.

Winner: Lindsey Campbell

Too Panz & Big Poppa Panzy vs. The Brothers Grimm (Tag Title Match)

BPP and Grifter start out. They lock up and BPP powers Grifter into the corner, where he punishes the champ with knee lifts. The ref breaks them up. BPP backs up, then spears Grifter back into the corner. BPP lands an elbowdrop, then another. Big Poppa Panzy tries for a third, but Grifter rolls out of the way. Grifter tries to get to his corner to make the tag, but BPP grabs his foot and slides him to the Panzy corner. Too Panz gets tagged in. TP puts Grifter in a Boston crab. Grifter reaches the ropes. He pulls Grifter to his feet and sets him up for a brainbuster, but Grifter slips lose and lands behind him. Grifter turns and tries for his corner, just making the tag before he falls. Sirus comes in and takes Too Panz down with a clothesline. BPP is in too, and Sirus takes him down the same way. Sirus sends Too Panz into the ropes and ducks down for a back body drop. TP catches him and DDTs him. Too Panz whips Sirus to the ropes and Grifter tags himself in. Grifter climbs to the top rope. Too Panz powerslams Sirus and goes to cover. The referee won't count, telling the Panzy that Grifter is the legal man. Too Panz stands up, turns around, and Grifter comes down with the Buzz Bomb. He covers for the pin.

Winner: The Brothers Grimm

Interview with The Spider

[Suddenly Europe's The Final Countdown begins to play and The Spider appears on the entrance ramp.  The crowds reaction is mixed, some are cheering for him, while others are booing.  He comes down the ramp to the ring, ducks under the ropes and takes a microphone.]

Spider: Raizzor!  For the past three weeks that I have been in the PWA, I have been sitting at home with my beautiful wife, watching you spout off week after week about how great you are.  Well to be honest with you, I have had about enough and if I hear anymore then I think that I am going to throw up.  After the recent World Title fiasco, I called in a favor
from Robinson.  I got him to book me in a match with YOU at Battledome.  I am going to do to you what many others have tried to do.  I am going to destroy you.   First I am going to destroy your body, then hopefully you will take the hint and leave it at that.  After I have destroyed your body, I will go on to destroy your life, methodically dismantling everything that you hold precious.

You said that you were wondering why me? Well Raizzor I will tell you why. First of all, as mentioned abobe I am sick of hearing your belly-aching. You hide behind Nightmare, trying to have him doing all of your dirty work for you.  You threaten Robinson that you are going to run away if he does anything to your precious wife Jasmine Lee.  I am so sick of all it.
Secondly, as much as I loathe to admit it, you are over with the crowd.

[Crowd begins to chant Rai-zzor, Rai-zzor]

When they see that you have been completely and totally dominated they will have a new idol in the ring.  A hero that they can truly cheer for.

[The crowd begins to boo, and continues to chant for Raizzor]

Sheep.  Did I ask for your opinions.  No, I don't think I did.  This is my time now, and I will use it as I please.

[The booing continues as Dalton raps up his interview]

Raizzor, while Genisis may have been a beginning for some, Battle Dome  will be an end for you.   You can't win Raizzor, don't even bother to try.

[Dalton throws down the mic as The Final Countdown plays again an he exits the ring and heads backstage.]


Brymstone vs. Nightstryker vs. Fear

Nightstryker and Fear start fighting as soon as Fear enters the ring. Brymstone starts to run to the ring, but gets jumped from behind by Metalhead. Brymstone and Metalhead brawl off the entrance and backstage. In the ring, Nightstryker sends Fear to the ropes, but Fear ducks the clothesline. Fear hits Nightstryker with a flying forearm off the rope. Fear charges Nightstryker, planning to clothesline him over the top rope, but Stryker ducks and back body drops Fear to the mats outside. Stryker rolls out and gives Fear a double underhook powebomb outside the ring. Now Nightstryker tries for a piledriver, but Fear straightens up and body drops Stryker. Fear grabs the ring bell and throws it on the ground. He pulls Nightstryker up and delivers the Death Wish on the ring bell! The ref calls for the DQ.

Winner: Nightstryker

* Stadium of Death

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