WEDNESDAY CHAOS
APRIL 26TH, 2000
PaNzAdIsE vs. Dr. Freeze
Recap: The match started off slow, with Dr. Freeze avoiding a lot of Panzadise’s attacks. Finally though, Panzadise was able to get ahold of Dr. Freeze, took control, and never looked back. Panzadise played around with the young amateur athlete before putting him down for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Panzadise
Too Panz vs. Gareth Evans
Recap: The PWA was witness to two former TWSN stars battling it out in a very heated, strong match. Too Panz started off with the advantage, but sorely misjudged the capabilities of Gareth Evans, who took control and dominated with strong offensive moves. On three separate occasions, Evans nearly scored the pin but each time, Too Panz managed to break free. Finally, Too Panz saw an opening and caught Gareth off guard, hitting a strong DDT and then a powerbomb for the win.
Winner: Too Panz
Big Poppa Panzy vs. Troy Martin
Recap: The New Age Panzies were on a roll, with 2 wins already. Big Poppy Panzy entered the ring and was soon joined by Troy Martin, the former W4F World Champion.
Troy and BPP collided in the center of the ring and Martin put BPP in a headlock, twisting the ears of the Panzy. BPP in turned, sent Martin to the ropes and connected with a powerful clothesline. Martin regained his balance and returned the favor with a well placed drop kick. By far, this was the biggest match of the night so far, as both men gained the advantage over the other numerous times. Then, BPP caught Martin with a German suplex, and went for a cover, which Martin kicked out of. BPP pulled Martin up, signally for his finisher, when out of no where, Martin struck with the Trojan Horse and scored the victory of BPP!
Winner: Troy Martin
Ashe vs. The Unkown Jabroni
Recap: There was very little to this match up, The Unknown Jabroni got into the ring, turned and was attacked by Ashe, who ran down to the ring right behind TUJ. The ref called for the match to begin, and Ashe never gave TUJ a chance, in a short few minutes, Ashe put away TUJ for the 3 count.
Winner: Ashe
Project-X vs. Krazy Whyte Boy
Recap: KWB came out first, then PX. KWB attacked but was over whelmed by the huge PX, who demolished KWB with a variety of huge moves, seemingly trying to obliterate the newcomer. KWB tried to fight back, but each attempt was thwarted and PX grew increasingly violent in his assault. KWB tried to slide outside to gain a few moments of rest, but was dragged back inside the ring and PX hit the Probe! At that moment, Chamelion dashed to the ring and slammed into Project X, attacking him harshly. Project X, caught off guard, had little time to defend himself when Chamelion used brass knuckles to slam into PX’s forehead. The ref called the bell, and Krazy White Boy was Dq’d for the interference, but KWB slid out of the ring and got out of there quickly. Chamelion seemed hell bent on smashing Project X in half when Michael Sommers raced to the ring, ripped Chamelion off of Project X and pivoted him into the Tombstone Shoulder Breaker! Chamelion slid painfully out of the ring and swore revenge as he hobbled up the ramp. Michael turned and came face to face with a bleeding Project X. The two men stared at each other, before Michael backed up slowly, and flipped backwards over the top rope, going back up stage.
Winner: Project X
Skippy & the Brothers Grimm vs. Brymstone, Spectre & Rage
Brian Rentfro: It’s time for the main event!! This is a six man tag match!
Jon McDaniel: Which almost became a five man tag match. Do you have any idea what went on this past week?
Brian Rentfro: Non, what so ever. Let’s get to the ring announcer.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is a 6-man Tag Team War. Introducing first, the team of Brymstone, Spectre and RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Spectre came out first, standing there to the booing crowd, second, Brymstone stepped onto the steel stage, and glared evilly down into the ring.. then, to mixed cheers.. Rage appeared on the stage. The three men then headed to the ring together, climbed in and turned, ready for their opponents.]
Ring Announcer: And now, introducing first, the PWA Tag Team Champions, The Brothers Grimm!!!
[The lights fade, a dark eerie sound begins to play, and on the stage stands Sirus, who is dressed up like Raizzor.. and Grifter, who appears similar to Chamelion. Also with them, is a young woman, dressed in a silver outfit with a low cut V neck in the front and a toy laser gun strapped to her side, on her front, the words "Lovely Angel" are written. She holds the "Al" Urn in her hand and walks in front of the two men, with the Urn held high.
Sirus-Raizzor and Grifter-Chamelion step into the ring, and face the three monsters, with faces grim and determined.]
Brian Rentfro: There go the Grimms again, with their crazy antics.
Jon McDaniel: This may be their best one yet!!!
Ring Announcer: And now, their partner, hailing from parts unknown, accompanied to the ring by Jasmine Lee, he is Skippy, The Plunger Boy!
[Michael Sommers, AKA, Skippy, comes onto the stage with Jasmine at his side. The crowd explodes into more cheers and Skippy nods his appreciation. Skippy then motions to Jasmine to go back behind the curtain, and she obliges. Then, Skippy walks to the ring, climbs the steel stairs and steps over the top rope, staring equally at all three nemesis!]
Brian Rentfro: This match is going to be huge!!!
[The match starts off with Grifter and Spectre, with the two men locking up and struggling for control. Grifter overpowers Spectre and bodyslams him to the mat. Grifter then goes for a elbow drop, but Spectre rolls out of the way and back to his feet. Spectre then rushes forward and rams his knee into Grifter who grunts and rolls over to Sirus, tagging him in. Sirus and Spectre lock up and Sirus pulls Spectre into a headlock, ringing his ears. Sirus steps over and tags in Skippy who takes Spectre by the arm and twists it around, locking Spectre’s arm behind his back, Skippy then steps his left foot in front and takes Spectre down face first. Skippy then tags Grifter who climbs to the top rope and hits a giant frog splash into Spectre’s back.]
Jon McDaniel: Excellent early teamwork from the Grimms and Skippy!
[Spectre crawls over to Brymstone and tags the man in. Brymstone immediately over powers Grifter and powerslams him into the canvas, picks up the big man and hits a power bomb! Brymstone then quickly goes for the Pits of Hell, but Sirus runs in and chop blocks Brymstone in the leg. Grifter is able to break away and tags Skippy in.
Brymstone climbs to his feet and is hit head on by a drop kick from Skippy! Skippy then tags in Sirus and Sirus tries for a leg drop, only to be caught by Brymstone and wrapped into a modified figure four leg lock. Sirus struggles in pain, and tries desperately to reach the ropes. Sirus is successful but the damage has been done. Brymstone picks up Sirus and hits a somoan drop and then two elbows to the sternum. Brymstone then goes and tags Spectre back in who goes to work on Sirus, with ferocious kicks and wounding punches. Spectre then picks up Sirus and hooks him into a German suplex, but Skippy enters and Spears Spectre, sending all three men to the mat. As the ref orders Skippy out of the ring, Spectre takes Sirus to the corner and let’s Brymstone and Rage to pound into Sirus. Grifter and Skippy try to come to the aid of Sirus but the ref stops them ,and with his back turned, Brymstone chokes Sirus while Spectre punches him in the stomach. Brymstone lets go as the ref finally turns and Spectre tags in Rage.]
Brian Rentfro: Good double teaming by Brymstone’s team!
[Rage grabs Sirus, takes him to the center of the ropes and whips him across the ring, meeting him with a knee to the stomach on the return, sending Sirus painfully to the mat. Rage then calls for the Fires of Rage, but Sirus, with sense of mind, wraps Rage up into a small package.. the ref is there to count..1….2 kickout by Rage. Rage climbs angrily to his feet, pulls Sirus up and whips him again to the ropes. This time, Sirus ducks the attempted clothesline, comes back from the ropes and the two men clothesline each other to the mat. The ref begins the count, as both men lay unconscious on the mat!]
Jon McDaniel: Good comeback from Sirus, but that move has put both men down! If they don’t get up by the count of ten, this match is over!
[The ref reaches six, and both men begin to stir.. Rage crawls painfully over to tag in Brymstone as Sirus reaches Grifter! The two men tag almost at the same time and Grifter and Brymstone collide in the center of the ring! Grifter ducks a punch attempt and picks up Brymstone and hits his own modified Tombstone! Grifter goes for the count…1. Kickout by Brymstone. Grifter then pulls Brymstone up but Brymstone jams his fist suspiciously close to below the belt and Grifter stumbles back, hand outstretched and tagging in Skippy. Skippy and Brymstone collide and each man struggles to gain the advantage over the other. Brymstone headlocks Skippy and slams him into the mat with a DDT. Brymstone then steps over Skippy and pulls his legs back into a Boston Crab. Spectre then runs in, pointing over at Sirus and Grifter causing the ref to be distracted. This allows Rage to jump in a hit a hard drop kick into Skippy’s face!]
Brian Rentfro: OH MAN!! That had to hurt!
[Brymstone then lets the move go, as the ref returns his attention to the two combatants in the ring. Skippy, his face bleeding from the move, tries to struggle up, but Brymstone scoops up Skippy and hits The Pits Of Hell! Brymstone makes the cover…1……..2…Sirus lands on Brymstone’s back, breaking the sure 3 count. Rage and Spectre rush into the ring and attack Sirus but Grifter heads them off, and all six men wage war in the ring! Brymstone picks Skippy back up, and goes to scoop him up for another finisher, but Skippy reverses the move, and painfully delivers the Tombstone Shoulder Breaker on Brymstone! Sirus and Grifter send Rage and Spectre to the floor, and Skippy goes over and tags in Sirus. Sirus runs in, picks up the dazed Brymstone and whips him to the ropes, and delivers the Nameless Knockout! As Sirus goes for the cover, Might and Magic suddenly appears from under the ring, crawl in and attack Sirus viciously! The ref calls for the bell, signaling the disqualification!!]
Jon McDaniel: Might and Magic interfered!! There was a good chance Sirus had the victory there!!
[Might and Magic begin to wail away on Sirus, and Grifter comes in, trying to defend his friend. The Dragon catches Grifter and hits a Dragonwing Suplex on the big man! Skippy rushes in, but Spectre and Rage begin to tag team him! Just at that moment, Chamelion rushes down the ramp, hits the ring and begins stomping away at Skippy, with the help of Rage, Spectre and Brymstone! Skippy tries to get to his feet, and attacks in return.. jabbing Spectre in the jaw and sending him over the ropes to the floor, Skippy then ducks both Rage and Brymstone and grabs them by the hair, knocking their skulls together, giving them a moment of confusion! Skippy turns, angrily and gets caught The Rupture by Chamelion! Chamelion laughs as Skippy lays there, motionless and Rage, Brymstone and Spectre renew their attack on the hapless Skippy! Might and Magic meanwhile have laid waste to Sirus and Grifter!]
Brian Rentfro: Somebody stop this!! They’re gonna kill those men!
[Rage wraps the unconscious Skippy into the Fires of Rage, and then gives him over to Brymstone who begins to deliver the Pits of Hell! Suddenly, the crowd erupts as the massive Project X rushes the ring, and climbs inside. Project X gives no one time to figure out his reasons, as he rams into Rage, sending him careening over the top rope, he then turns, and drop kicks Brymstone out of the ring. Spectre tries to slide out but Project X grabs him by the leg, pulls him up and hits the Probe!]
Jon McDaniel: What is Project X doing???
Brian Rentfro: I don’t believe he’s helping Skippy and the Grimms!!
Jon McDaniel: I don’t think he is.. I think he’s after Chamelion!
[Project X roars out in anger, turns to attack Chamelion for his earlier interference, but Chamelion is quicker, and connects with the Rupture on Project X! Chamelion laughs insanely and spits on Project X. By this time, Might and Magic have washed their hands of the down and out Grimms, and have left the ring, leaving the mass of pained and injured bodies behind. Chamelion surveys the damage, as Skippy, the Grimms and Project X lay helpless on the mat. Chamelion slides out of the ring, collects his colleagues and they all point and laugh at the carnage in the ring!]
Brian Rentfro: Man, what a night! Might and Magic have shown they are taking the Grimms seriously, and Chamelion has laid out both Skippy and Project X with the help of the menaces Rage, Brymstone and Spectre!! They may not have won the match tonight, but they’re leaving the victors!
Jon McDaniel: Medics are rushing the ring to help the fallen men, but Chamelion directs the others and all four men attack and lay out the paramedics!! These men are horrors!! What’s going to go down at Genesis this Sunday!! The Grimms have to fight for the Tag titles, and Sirus alone, has two other matches that night!! And he looks to be broken in the ring! Skippy has to fight for his name against his own brother, in what appears now to be a Loser Leaves Town Hell In The Cell Match!! And Chamelion has laid his brother to waste tonight!!
Brian Rentfro: And Project X wanted revenge on Chamelion for the last two matches Chamelion has caused him, but because PX concentrated on clearing the ring, Chamelion got the upper hand yet again!!!
Jon McDaniel: This does not bode well for our heroes heading into this Sunday’s PPV!! Everyone, we’re only 4 days away from the grandest PPV the PWA has ever seen!! We’ll see you Sunday for Genesis 2!! Good Night!!
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