Wednesday Night Chaos

Live from Mid-South Coliseum in Memphis

April 12, 2000

Grifter vs. Skippy the Plunger Boy

Grifter starts off with a series of suplexes, catching the Plunger Boy off guard. Easily the toughest fight Skippy has had since his demotion. Skippy fights back, and gets the advantage when he is able to counter a body slam with a small package for a two count. Skippy gets to his feet first, a nearly takes off Grifter's head with a clothesline. A power bomb gets a two count for Skippy. A second powerbomb attempt gets reversed into a back body drop by Grifter. Grifter gets behind Skippy and locks on a sleeper hold. Skippy starts to fade, but starts to fight back, and Grifter picks him up by his head in the sleeper and turns it into an atomic drop. Skippy staggers and Grifter goes up top for a flying cross body. Skippy catches him, pivots Grifter's body and hits the Tombstone Shoulder Breaker for 3.

Winner: Skippy the Plunger Boy (Pin)

Brymstone vs. Nightstryker (non-title)

[Nightstryker's music hits and after a few moments, he appears in the entranceway with a mic in hand.  Stopping and waiting for the music to end, he stands there with a grin on his face.]

Nightstryker - Well well well, Brymstone.  I applaud you for actually showing up to this match.  Been training hard, have we?  That's good to see as well!  You need to get in shape when you go up against the best the PWA has to offer!

[The crowd cheers on Nightstryker, suprisingly enough]

Nightstryker - Now, I hate to dissapoint all my fans, but I cannot appear in that ring tonight and kick your ass.  I have more important matters to attend to.   But, if you would like your chance to go one on one with this creature of the night, you'll get your chance.  Just count your blessings Brymstone!  You've won your first match against me tonight...and it will be your last!

Now, to all my adoring fans, I leave you with this...All The Presidents Men are in full force and working for the greater good of our stable.  To quote a long lost foe of mine...ATPM are On Tha Rize!!!

[Nightstryker drops the mic and walks into the back.  Brymstone is furious in the ring and runs out after him.]

Brymstone catches Nightstryker backstage and lays into him, slamming him against the walls. Brymstone picks up the IC champ and slams him through the catering table, much to the displeasure of the Masked Lard. The Lard gets in Brymstone's face about it, and the TV champ kicks him in the stomach, then bulldogs him on top of Nightstryker.

Winner: Brymstone (Countout)

Troy Martin vs. Project X

Project X's music plays, but the big man never appears. A camera is sent backstage to find him, but instead finds Brymstone fighting with Troy Martin. Brymstone DDTs Martin on the concrete floor, then leaves.

Winner: No Contest


Spectre vs. The Unknown Jobber

The Unknown Jobber is waiting in the ring and Spectre is walking down the entrance ramp when the Canadian Crippler runs out behind Spectre and nails him with Oh, Canada. The Crippler rolls Spectre into the ring, and TUJ makes a cover, but only gets 2. Spectre rolls out of the ring and chases the Crippler back up the ramp.

Winner: The Unknown Jobber (Countout)

Sirus vs. Chamelion (World Title Match)

Jon McDaniel: There have been some interesting stipulations for this match. It could quite possible be the most expensive match the PWA has ever had. A special cage has been constructed, made of one way mirrored glass. The audience and cameras can see in the cage, but Sirus and Chamelion can't see out. Also, the cage has been soundproofed and will have piped in music to make sure that there are no outside distractions for the two wrestlers.

Brian Rentfro: That is the biggest waste of time and money I've ever seen. Except for that joke, Fear I mean.

Jon McDaniel: Due to the elaborate nature of this cage, both the contestants are already inside as the cage is now being lowered. Chamelion goes for the easy way right off, as he charges Sirus before the bell actually sounds. He lands a kick to the stomach and a double axe handle to the back of the champ. A quick piledriver only gets one.

Briand Rentfro: Is that Tony Orlando playing on the music inside the cage?

Jon McDaniel: Chamelion gets a hammerlock on Sirus, but the champ counters with a jawbreaker. Sirus is quick to lock on a Boston Crab, and he sits down far on the back on Chamelion. The challenger struggles, and finally manages to make the ropes. Remember, this is a normal match, it is just being held inside a mirrored cage.

Brian Rentfro: I can't believe you just said that.

Jon McDaniel: Sirus sends Chamelion into the ropes, then hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, and hold Chamelion on his knee. The ref is checking, but Chamelion won't tap out. Sirus drops him to the mat. Sirus applies a camel clutch, and again sits far on Chamelion's back. Chamelion still won't give up. Sirus releases the hold and sends Chamelion back into the ropes. Chamelion ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm. He slingshots the champ into the cage, which buckles but doesn't shatter. Sirus staggers to his feet, but hit his head hard and isn't fully upright. Chamelion takes advantage of this and goes for a Rocker Dropper. He covers for two. Chamelion sends Sirus into the ropes and ducks down for a back body drop. Sirus dives over him and catches him in a sunset flip! He gets two and Chamelion reverses it for 2 more. Sirus reverses again and gets the win!

Brian Rentfro: Great, the match is over, now turn off that Tony Orlando!

Jon McDaniel: Sirus is still the champ, and we're out of time. Tune in Saturday for more great PWA action.

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