March 30, 2000
Gareth Evans vs. Stephen "The Monkey" MacDonald
A short match, with the Monkey dominating. The former champ easily dispatches Evans, winning with the Spunky Monkey.
Winner: Stephen "The Monkey" MacDonald (submission)
Project X vs. Black Sheep Will Bradley
Bradley takes the advantage early, hammering Project X with drop kicks and then working on his knee once he hits the mat. Bradley tries for the Total Blackout, but X catches his foot, and throws the Black Sheep to the mat. Project X picks Bradley up by the throat and hits the Probe for the win.
Winner: Project X (pin)
MVP vs. Nightstryker
A strong showing by MVP, as he dominates the champion. The challenger powerslams, powerbombs, and piledrives Nightstryker. The IC champ makes a comeback, blocking a suplex and turning it into a DDT. But before he can do anything more, the Canadian Crippler walks to ringside and nails Nightstryker with Oh, Canada!
Winner: Nightstryker (DQ)
The Unknown Jobber vs. Skorch vs. the Masked Lard (Junkyard Match)
Sadly the Junkyard aspect of this match never mattered. The Masked Lard gets winded on the walk from the car to the Junkyard, leans on Skorch for support, and they both fall over. Skroch is trapped under the Lard, and the Lard can't get to his feet. TUJ makes the cover for an easy win.
Winner: The Unknown Jobber (Pin)
Skippy the Plunger Boy vs. Jeckyl and Hyde
Jon McDaniel: This is set to be a handicap match. Jeckyl and Hyde are already in the ring, and they are awaiting the man formerly known as Raizzor.
(The PA comes to life as a familiar catchphrase is shouted out. "Howdy Ho!" and the Mr. Hankey song comes on. Skippy the Plunger Boy walks to the ring.)
Brian Rentfro: It is about time someone put him in his place!
Jon McDaniel: The two men rush Skippy, but he sidesteps, and they fall out of the ring. Hyde is in first, and he runs at Skippy, but gets caught in a drop toe hold. Jeckyl tries up top with a flying body press, but gets a powerslam for his trouble.
Brian Rentfro: Skippy is moving a bit slower today than normal. He seems lacking a bit of his crispness in the ring.
Jon McDaniel: There are a million reasons why, Brian. His brother is waging war on him, he lost his identity as Raizzor, he lost the PWA World Title, the LOR have disbanded. You name it, it happened. Jeckyl and Hyde are getting up, and Skippy takes them both down with a double DDT!
Brian Rentfro: Here comes trouble. Chamelion is coming down to the ring.
Jon McDaniel: Skippy pins both men! One..two...Chamelion grabs his foot and pulls him out of the ring! Chamelion executes the Tombstone Shoulder Breaker on Skippy and rolls him back into the ring. Hyde somehow manages to drape his arm over Skippy. One...two...three! Jeckyl and Hyde beat the Plunger Boy? I can't believe it!
Brian Rentfro: I can. I always said that guy isn't as good as he thought he was. Chamelion just proved that to the world.
Jon McDaniel: Well, I'm sure we'll be hearing more about this. See you Saturday at Rampage!