Wednesday Night Chaos
[The Scene opens up inside the Marine Midland Arena in Buffalo. The crowd is filled with people on their feet waving signs around cheering for their favourite wrestlers. The camera focuses in on Brian and Jon sitting at the announcers table as usual.]
Brian Rentfro: Welcome, folks to the first Chaos that will be seen in its full format.
Jon McDaniel: This isn't the first time, we always used to do have our shows like this, The Crippler just cut back Chaos becuase the ADC was losing money after being under Control of Presidents Robinson and Bitner! But now that he is in charge they have seen an increase in their profits this quarter and have gone back to the normal format!
Brian Rentfro: You know what the means?
Jon McDaniel: What is that Brian?
Brian Rentfro: Bud is out of a job!
Jon McDaniel: He is the head reporter in the PWA. Don't forget that. The first thing on our agenda tonight is the drawing of teams for the World Title match at the PPV.
[The Crippler appears at the top of the stage and then wheels down the ramp to the ring. The Announcer has hat waiting for him and he reaches in and pulls out two slips of paper.]
Crippler: The teams at the PPV will be..... Prima Donna and.... Project-X! Vs. Raizzor and Ironheart.
Jon McDaniel: Prima Donna and Project-X that has got to be the most datardly team ever created.
Brian Rentfro: PLus Raizzor has been paired with his stablemate Ironheart! The PPV is going to be interesting!
[The Crippler wheels backstage humming something to himself.]
Brian Rentfro: Anyways, The Crippler has dedicated tonight to the destruction of Funky Pete! He is set to face a guantlet match against Myst, Nightstyker, Tundra and then Finally one of his own friends the ICONS!
Jon McDaniel: I have gotten word that the match will be a triple threat match featuring Prima Donna AND Cinergy! They suggested that Pete face SLice or Southpaw but Pete thought they were not good enough!
Brian Rentfro: Isn't the Crippler a genius, he played them like pawns! Fighting each other, I love it!
Jon McDaniel: Be quiet Brian, it is about to start!
[First the ADC tron lights up and The Crippler is seen in his wheelchair talking to Myst and Messiah]
Crippler: I don't give a rats ass, if you don't win. Just beat the tar out of that cheeky piece of white rapping trash. Do you understand me?
Messiah: *Cracks his knuckles* Perfectly sir. *Grins*
Brian Rentfro: That could spell trouble for Pete!
Ring Announcer- This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time accompanied by Messiah, weighing in at 225, Myst!!! (crowd boos ***)
[Myst comes to the ring. ]
Ring Announcer - and his opponent, weighing in at 225, Funky Pete!!! (crowd cheers **)
[Funky Pete walks to the ring. Dwayne Cross is the referee for this contest. Myst strikes Funky Pete in the elbow. Funky Pete checks his boots. (ding, ding, ding) Myst tackles Funky Pete. Now Myst standing. Funky Pete gets up. Funky Pete delivers a short-arm clothesline to Myst. Myst kicks Funky Pete in the stomach. Myst grabs Funky Pete and applies an arm wrench. Now Funky Pete standing. Funky Pete piledrives Myst head first into the mat. Myst is up again. Myst forearm smashes Funky Pete. Myst slaps Funky Pete in the face. Myst is back on his feet. Myst takes Funky Pete down with a knee. Myst goes for a pin. Referee Dwayne Cross makes the count. ...1 ...2 Funky Pete escapes. Myst punches Funky Pete in the head. Myst tackles and begins punching Funky Pete. Funky Pete gets up. Myst delivers a low blow to Funky Pete. Funky Pete is back on his feet. Funky Pete picks Myst up and side slams him to the mat. Funky Pete stands up. Myst is up again. Funky Pete drags Myst to the floor. Dwayne Cross starts the count (.1)
Messiah quickly grabs a steel chair and swings it and hits Funky Pete Square in the head! The referee calls for the bell. Myst then grabs onto Pete and Messiah pulls out a pair of Brass Knuckles and begins punching Funky Pete in the stomach.
Jon McDaniel: If this keeps up Pete, won;t have to worry about fighting his brothers!
Brian Rentfro: Wait! HEre come the ICONS! It is the Black and Blue Crew!
[BBB bursts out from behind the curtain followed by SLice Southpaw and Parrothead. They run down to ring side and BBB grabs Messiahs arm and is going to punch him but he sees a cheeseburger on the announcers table and goes for that instead. Messiah and Myst, decided to make a break through the stand seeing as how they are greatly outnumbered.]
Brian Rentfro: Hey, I was eating that!
Ring Announcer- The winner of this match, Funky Pete!!!
Brian Rentfro: Pete, will have his hands full with Nightstyker, another member of the Powerhouse, known as All The Presidents Men
Ring Announcer - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225, Funky Pete!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[Funky Pete comes to the ring. ]
Ring Announcer- and his opponent, weighing in at 267 from Chicago, Ill., Nitestryker!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Nitestryker walks to the ring. Dwayne Cross is the referee for this contest. Funky Pete grabs Nitestryker's arm and strkes his elbow. Nitestryker checks out the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Funky Pete slaps Nitestryker in the face. Funky Pete forearm smashes Nitestryker. Funky Pete tackles Nitestryker. Now Funky Pete standing. Nitestryker slaps Funky Pete in the face. Nitestryker gets up. Funky Pete kicks Nitestryker in the back of the leg. Funky Pete fist drops Nitestryker on the mat. ]
Jon McDaniel - Funky Pete is in control here, despite the beating he took earlier!
[Funky Pete rolls onto Nitestryker connecting with a knee. Nitestryker side slams Funky Pete. Nitestryker gets back to his feet. Now Funky Pete standing. Funky Pete lifts Nitestryker up and drops him on the mat. Funky Pete applies an arm wrench to Nitestryker. Nitestryker runs and tackles Funky Pete. Nitestryker punches him in the head. Funky Pete climbs to his feet. Funky Pete connects with a flying knee. Nitestryker goes down. Funky Pete stomps Nitestryker's head. Funky Pete covers Nitestryker hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 Nitestryker kicks out. ]
Jon McDaniel - Not even close! This isn't a jobber we are talking about, it is Nightstyker!
[Funky Pete runs and tackles Nitestryker. Funky Pete punches him in the head. Funky Pete applies an arm wrench to Nitestryker. ]
Brian Rentfro - Arm wrench!
[Now Nitestryker standing. Nitestryker piledrives Funky Pete into the mat. Nitestryker goes for a figure four. Referee Dwayne Cross is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... Funky Pete is fighting the hold. ... ... Nitestryker tightens the hold. Funky Pete escapes. Nitestryker drags Funky Pete to the floor. Dwayne Cross starts the count (.1) Nitestryker chokes Funky Pete. Nitestryker runs in and leg drops Funky Pete. They head back into the ring. Funky Pete clotheslines Nitestryker. Funky Pete slaps Nitestryker in the face. Funky Pete chants start. Now Funky Pete standing. Funky Pete pulls out a pair of Brass Knuckles while the referee is not looking!
Jon McDaniel: Somehow Pete got Messiah Brass Knuckles!
Pete, hits Nightstyker with an uppercut and he falls to the mat Funky Pete covers Nitestryker. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3
Ring Announer- The winner of this match, Funky Pete!!!
[The Crippler appears at the top of the ramp, he is fuming!]
Brian Rentfro: This doesn't look good.....
[The Crippler comes down to ring side and starts yelling at Dwanye Cross!]
Crippler: You god forsaken idiot! What the hell were you looking at there! I think you need to have your eyes examined. No Actually I know you need your eyes examined. You will not referee another match in the PWA until you come back to me with a certificate from your optomitrist saying that you have 20:20 vision, you can go home early tonigt Mr. Cross!
Jon McDaniel: Now that isn't right folks, Dwane is the senior referee, he has been here as long as you and I have.
Brian Rentfro: Hey, I am with the Crippler here, that old coot can't do his job properly, he shouldn't be here. I mean what if you or I lost our voice, would we be here. No we wouldn't. The Crippler is a fair and just man.
Jon McDaniel: If you say so...
[We see Dwany Cross in the back stage area walking towards the locker room. He passes Jason Carter the other referee on the way to the ring.]
Jason: I saw what the Crippler did to you man, that was budget.
Cross: I know, He has really gone off his rocker this time. Say here is what I think you should do...
[Cross whispers into Carters ear and the scene cuts back to Brian and Jon]
Brian Rentfro: That little weasle! I hope the Crippler fires him!
Jon McDaniel: The same has been said about you....
Ring Announcer- This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 243 from Fairbanks, Alaska, Tundra!!!
["Cold Day in Hell," plays as the master of the Brainfreeze, Tundra, makes his way to the ring amidst a snowy arena. ]
Ring Announcer- and his opponent, weighing in at 225, Funky Pete!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Funky Pete walks to the ring. Jason Carter is the referee for this contest. Tundra checks his boots. Funky Pete checks out the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Tundra takes Funky Pete down with a knee. Tundra knees Funky Pete and rolls back to his feet. Tundra measures Funky Pete up and drops a closed fist. Tundra is back on his feet. Tundra kicks Funky Pete on the mat. ]
Jon McDaniel - Tundra, is doing what Nightstyker could not. I guess that shows who the better stable is eh?
[Funky Pete lifts Tundra into the air and delivers a spine buster. Funky Pete chants start. ]
Brian Rentfro - I think you may have spoke too soon,
[Funky Pete and Tundra go to the floor Jason Carter starts the count (.1) Tundra grabs his hand and flips him to the floor. (..2) Tundra tells Funky Pete to suck it. Funky Pete is up again. (...3) Tundra side slams Funky Pete. (....4) ]
Jon McDaniel - Funky Pete could use some help from the ICONS about now.
[(.....5) They fight into the aisle. Tundra and Funky Pete move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Tundra grabs Funky Pete and applies an arm wrench. Funky Pete climbs to his feet. Funky Pete delivers a short-arm clothesline to Tundra. Tundra kicks Funky Pete in the back of the leg. ]
Brian Rentfro - Funky Pete takes a kick.
[Funky Pete goes for a Omote Gyaku but Tundra dodges the attack. Tundra goes for a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex but Funky Pete dodges the attack. Tundra drags Funky Pete to the floor. Jason Carter starts the count (.1) Funky Pete reverse DDT's Tundra's head into the floor. They head back into the ring. Funky Pete tackles Tundra and pummels his head. Funky Pete kicks Tundra on the mat. Tundra stands up. Tundra shoulder tackles Funky Pete. Tundra stands up. Tundra covers Funky Pete hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Funky Pete escapes. Funky Pete gets back to his feet. Tundra delivers a kick to the head of Funky Pete. Tundra stomps Funky Pete. Tundra applies an arm wrench to Funky Pete. Funky Pete gets up. Tundra takes Funky Pete off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Tundra executes the Brainfreeze on Funky Pete. ]
Brian Rentfro - It's over! Rundra just hit the Brain Freeze.
[Tundra covers Funky Pete, but jsut then Jason Carter starts to itch his eye!]
Jon McDaniel: Is he nuts! Jason Carter isn't refereeing this match properly at all!
Brian Rentfro: He is the last referee we have left, Crippler can't fire him!
[Tundra gets to his feet and start yelling at Jason Carter. Funky Pete sneaks up behind Tundra and tolls him up into a little package! Funky Pete goes for a pin. Referee Jason Carter makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Jon McDaniel - We've got ourselves a winner!
Brian Rentfro - The winner of this match, Funky Pete!!!
Brian Rentfro - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 248 from Parts unknown, Cinergy!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[Cinergy comes to the ring. ]
Brian Rentfro - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 245 from Hollywood, California a member of The ICONS, Prima Donna!!! (crowd boos ********)
[Dain Bramage comes to the ring amidst golden sparks and the blaring "Testosterone," by Bush. ]
Brian Rentfro - And third, weighing in at 225, Funky Pete!!! (crowd cheers ****)
[Funky Pete walks to the ring. All 3 men stand in the ring and act like they are about to fight. Prima Donna goes to swing a punch but instead he hugs Funky Pete and Cinergy comes in as well raising his hand in the air!]
Prima Donna: Cripple! Our boy Pete here was able to beat the best you had to offer and here he is in this very ring. You think that you can make us fight, well nuh-uh, that aint gonna happen. ICONS stick together.
[The Crippler appears on the entranceway, he looks pissed off!]
Jon McDaniel: Look at that Brian, his face his the same color as your shirt.
Crippler: Why is it, that i am surronded by COMPLETE MORONS! I don't know who you ICON's think you are but you don';t run the show. I DO. So unless you all want a 3 week suspension starting immediately, then you are going to fight and you are going to beat the tar out of each other!! Just in case, you can't do the math, 3 weeks means you will miss the PPV, where you all have title shots.
[The Three men confer in the ring]
Cinergy: What ever you say Crippler, this will be just like when we were kids...
[The Crippler smirks and apparently satisfied heads to the back]
Jason Carter is the referee for this contest. Cinergy strikes Prima Donna in the elbow. Prima Donna grabs Funky Pete's arm and strkes his elbow. Funky Pete checks out the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Prima Donna drives a forearm into the head of Cinergy. Cinergy kicks Prima Donna in the back of the leg. Cinergy applies an arm wrench to Prima Donna. Prima Donna climbs to his feet. Prima Donna tackles and begins punching Cinergy. Cinergy piledrives Prima Donna into the mat. Cinergy gives Prima Donna a crotch chop. Cinergy sends Prima Donna to ringside. ]
Jon McDaniel - Cinergy can get a weapn at ringside.
[Jason Carter starts the count (.1) (..2) Cinergy knees Prima Donna and rolls back to his feet. (...3) Prima Donna slaps the face of Cinergy. Prima Donna gets up. (....4) Cinergy short-arm clotheslines Prima Donna to the floor. Prima Donna stands up. (.....5) Prima Donna takes Cinergy into the ring. Prima Donna connects with a low blow. Cinergy goes down. Funky Pete piledrives Prima Donna head first into the mat. Funky Pete knees Prima Donna and rolls back to his feet. Prima Donna is up again. Prima Donna delivers a short-arm clothesline to Funky Pete. Funky Pete gets up. Funky Pete tackles Prima Donna to the mat. Funky Pete covers Prima Donna hooking the leg. Jason Carter counts. ...1 ...2 Prima Donna escapes. Prima Donna gets back to his feet. Prima Donna kicks Funky Pete in the stomach. Funky Pete is back on his feet. Funky Pete trys for a Omote Gyaku but Prima Donna avoids it. Cinergy trys for a Omote Gyaku but Funky Pete avoids it. Cinergy and Funky Pete go to the floor Dwayne Cross starts the count (.1) ]
Jon McDaniel - Cinergy's momma would be proud!
[Prima Donna executes a back breaker on Cinergy. They fight into the aisle. (..2) Funky Pete body slams Prima Donna. (...3) Funky Pete picks up a blade and cuts Prima Donna. Prima Donna is bleeding. (....4) Cinergy measures Prima Donna up and drops a closed fist. Cinergy gets back to his feet. Prima Donna gets up. (.....5) Prima Donna and Cinergy move back to ringside. Prima Donna takes Cinergy into the ring. Prima Donna punches Cinergy in the head. ]
Jon McDaniel - Prima Donna executes a punch.
[Prima Donna kicks Cinergy in the head. Prima Donna stomps Cinergy's head. Cinergy stands up. Cinergy takes a slap to the face from Prima Donna. Prima Donna moves back to his feet. Prima Donna tackles Cinergy and pummels his head. Prima Donna covers Cinergy hooking the leg. Referee Jason Cartermakes the count. ...1 Cinergy kicks out. ]
Jon McDaniel - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Prima Donna delivers a short-arm clothesline to Cinergy. Cinergy stands up. Cinergy executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Prima Donna. Prima Donna gets up. Funky Pete goes for a Spine Buster but Prima Donna dodges the attack. Cinergy lifts Funky Pete into a vertical suplex. Cinergy gets back to his feet. Cinergy sends Funky Pete to ringside. Jason Carter starts the count (.1) (..2) Cinergy kicks Funky Pete on the floor. (...3) Cinergy knees Funky Pete and rolls back to his feet. (....4) Cinergy grabs Funky Pete and applies an arm wrench. Funky Pete is back on his feet. Funky Pete executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Cinergy. They fight into the aisle. (.....5) ]
Brian Rentfro - Funky Pete'll be counted out.
[(......6) Funky Pete and Cinergy move back to ringside. Funky Pete takes Cinergy into the ring. Funky Pete stomps Cinergy. Funky Pete fist drops Cinergy on the mat. Funky Pete is back on his feet. Funky Pete grabs Cinergy and applies an arm wrench. Cinergy climbs to his feet. Prima Donna lifts Funky Pete up and drops him on the mat. Prima Donna sucks chants start in the crowd. Prima Donna goes for a figure four. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Funky Pete trys to escape. ... ... Cinergy attacks Prima Donna breaking the hold. Prima Donna drags Funky Pete to the floor. Jason Carter starts the count (.1) (..2) Prima Donna grabs Funky Pete and applies an arm wrench. Funky Pete stands up. (...3) Funky Pete tackles and begins punching Prima Donna. (....4) Funky Pete fist drops Prima Donna on the floor. (.....5) Prima Donna and Funky Pete move back into the ring. Prima Donna kicks Funky Pete in the head. Funky Pete climbs to his feet. Funky Pete lifts up Prima Donna and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Funky Pete covers Prima Donna. Jason Carter counts. ...1 ...2 Prima Donna escapes. Prima Donna gets back to his feet. Funky Pete grabs Prima Donna from behind and puts on an abdominal stretch. Referee Jason Carter is checking for a tap out. ... Prima Donna is fighting the hold. ... Prima Donna is fighting the hold. Cinergy attacks Funky Pete breaking the hold. Cinergy drives a forearm into Prima Donna. Cinergy low blows Prima Donna. Prima Donna is up again. Cinergy tackles and begins punching Prima Donna. Prima Donna climbs to his feet. Cinergy punches Prima Donna in the head. Cinergy DDT's Prima Donna's head into the mat, then does it again for the Demonic DDT! Cinergy covers Prima Donna. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Jon McDaniel - We've got ourselves a winner!
Brian Rentfro - The winner of this match, Cinergy!!!
Jon McDaniel: All right, folks! This is the moment that you have all been waiting for. The most anticipated rematch between two red hot wrestlers. Tommy Riley and Chamleon!
Brian Rentfro: "I would usually laugh at a TV Title bout… but this is different it is for the AOWF Television title!
Jon McDaniel: "You’re right, Brian…and I’m making a note of it. I doubt you’ll be right again anytime soon.
Brian Rentfro: "I like both of these guys…I don’t think either one will give any ground. Matter of fact, I doubt that either one has given away anything in a long, long time…here they come now!"
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for the AOWF Television title. Making his way to the ring at this time is the challanger hailing from Lansing Michigan, being accompanied by former PWA World Champion Raizzor, CHAMLEEEEEEEEEEEEEON!!!!
The arena lights up on the colors of the rainforrests, with a jungle mucis echoing in the background, birds chirping and frogs croaking.
(Raizzor takes his place at the apron and Chamleon stands menacingly in his corner.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, weghing in 225 pounds, he is the current AOWF television champion, Tommy "The Technician" Riley!!!
Hate Me Now by Puff Daddy /NAS plays as Riley comes down to the ring
Jon McDaniel: I am sure that both men have just been itching for another shot at one another!
Brian Rentfro: You bet they are Jon, this time Chamleon has brought Raizzor to ringside to ensure that none of the other members of the MoA get involved in this match.
Jon McDaniel: "Jason Carter is about to start the match. Here we go!"
(Ding, ding, ding.)
Jon McDaniel: "Riley runs a hand around his waistband, and then shouts something to Raizzor, pointing at him."
Brian Rentfro: "Yeah, sounds like he’s warning Raizzor to stay the hell out of the match, if he knows what’s good for him."
Jon McDaniel: "Well, what’s good for him now is to avoid Chamleon, who charges across the ring at him, delivering closed fists over and over. Carter warns him, but Chamleonraises his hand to the referee! Riley takes the opportunity to deliver a terrific drop-kick to Chamleon’s midsection, driving him back."
Brian Rentfro: "I think Jason Carter got lucky there…and Chamleon, not so lucky."
Jon McDaniel: "Riley slings Chamleon into the corner and follow him in with a clothesline! Chamleon stumbles off the turnbuckles, and shakes his head."
Brian Rentfro: "He’ll need to shake the cobwebs out…if I were Raizzor, this might be a perfect time to get involved."
Jon McDaniel: True, but Raizzoris just walking around the ring... watching. Riley goes back in for the attack and is caught by a forceful side-suplex. He stands quickly. Chamleon drives his shoulder into Riley’s midsection, wrapping him up and standing…Ooooh! Sidewalk slam!"
Brian Rentfro: "Finish him! Chamleon should stop celebrating and put a pin on Riley."
Jon McDaniel: "Riley seems to agree. He’s shaking his head as Chamleon glares into the audience, taunting them. He wags one finger in the air, standing silently behind the challenger, who turns…OUCH! That right hand sent him into the canvas! Riley stands him up, follows up with two more rights, whips Chamleoninto the ropes, and spins him across his knee with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!"
Brian Rentfro: "That’s taken the fight out of Chamleon. He’s just groaning on the ground, now."
Jon McDaniel: "Riley is pushing his advantage. Chamleon stands groggily as the champ climbs to the top turnbuckle. This could be a high-risk maneuver."
Brian Rentfro: "These never work."
Jon McDaniel: "Riley leaps, front flips…OH NO! Chamleon pulled Jason Carter in front of him at the last second! Riley’s front-flip splash has knocked the ref out cold!"
Brian Rentfro: "He’s not stopping now, though. Look…he’s running to the ropes…he’s going to super-clothesline Chamleon!"
Jon McDaniel: And he hits it perfectly! Chamleon hits the mat on the back of his head hard, and seems to be out!
Brian Rentfro: Riley backs into the ropes and goes for a huge leg drop! Oh man, Chamleon was playing possum! He rolls out of the way, and Riley hits the mat HARD! Riley's grabbing his leg in pain! Chamleon is up, and moves to the turnbuckle. Chamleon climbs to the top, ready to splash into Riley.
Jon MCdaniel: Chamleon going for the high rish here.
Brian Rentfro: Chamleon goes for the splash but Riley rolls out of the way and chamleon goes SPLAT on the mat!
Jon McDaniel: Riley, is taking a page out of Chamleons play book there! Riley is getting to his feet now and picks up Chamleon by the hair. Raizzor is grabbing a steel chair from ringside and he hops up on the apron. The ref is STILL down! Raizzor comes into the ring and swings the chair at Riley but Riley ducks and nails Chameleon in the back of the head!
Brian Rentfro: Oops.
Jon McDaniel: Yeah, Oops is right, Raizzor is on the ground now seeing if his brother is okay, Riley begins to wake the ref, and not wanting a DQ, Raizzor gets out of the ring. Riley then picks up Chamleon and nails him with the Supreme Execution. The referee counts! 1...2...3!!!!
Jon McDaniel: Riley retains the AOWF Television Championship!! But Raizzor helped out quite a bit with that slip up there!
Brian Rentfro: Raizzor is trying to help his brother back stage, but Chamleon is pushing him away!
Brian Rentfro: The ramifications of this one is going to be huge....but, we have to go!!!!!