[The Scene opens up inside a jam packed arena where the main event for Wednesday Night Chaos is to be held.  The scene cuts to somewhere inside the arena, the shot is of an empty room, the room where Prima Donna and Raizzor will face each other and only one person will step out alive.  The scene then cuts back to the arena where Oh Canada hits the loudspeakers and The Crippler appears at the top of the ramp escorted by Spectre and Messiah.  He grins and takes a microphone as the crowd begins to chant "Asshole." The Crippler smirks at them and then speaks.]

Crippler: Oh give me a break.  If it wasn't for this "Asshole" you little panty waists wouldn't be here today.  You should all be adoring us.  We are the future.  Not the Masters, or The ICONS, and not even the LOR.  Because you know as well as I do that the so called legends are just that, legends.  They are the past.  We are the present. Tonight either Spectre or Messiah will take the title away from that pathetic failure known as The Monkey.  I don't care which one of you gets it done, just someone do it.  One of you tonight will bring the Internet gold to the newest superpower here in the PWA, All the Presidents Men! My man Myst already has the TV title, we will start at the bottom and work our way up.  Come March Madness, when Project-X defeats the champion, all of the titles will be ours!

[Messiah and Spectre grin and playfully punch each others wrist offering a silent "Amen" to the presidents words.  The scene then cuts to the PWA merchandise room where Bud Adams is sitting on a couch next to a pair of "Al's']

Jon McDaniel:  This next match will be a humdinger Brian.

Brian Rentfro: Shut your mouth, I know it will.  And I don't think Storm will have a chance.

Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall.  Making his way to the ring at this time.  Storm

Storm comes out to the ring.
 

Ring Announcer: And his opponent.  Black Sheep Will Bradley.

Will comes out to "Unforgiven" by Creed, after the house lights dim and strobe lights start up.  Will climbs in the ring and Storm has his back turned.  Will attacks.

Brian Rentfro: oh my, see I told you he wouldn't have a chance.

Jon McDaniel:  You don't know that.

Black Sheep kicks Storm in the gut and then nails a snap suplex and begins kicking the downed Storm.  Black Sheep picks him up and trys a scoop slams,
but gets reversed into a DDT by Storm.  Storm puts the fallen Bradley into a Boston Crab, but Will gets to the ropes.  Stom gets up and kicks Will out of
the ring.  The ref starts to count. 1...

Jon McDaniel:  Black SHeep hasn't won yet.

2.......3.....

Brian Rentfro: C'mon Will put that yahoo down.
 

4)...The camera pans to Will and we see him drinking a Yahoo(chocolate milk) that he pulled of the announce table. 5.....

Jon McDaniel:  Black Sheep has sold out to Yahoo.

6...... Storm climbs out of the ring, but Will grabs him and throws him into the security railing.  Will rolls in the ring breaking the count.  Strom follows and gets hit with a massive DDT.  Will goes to Storm's legs and yells at the ref to check the turnbuckle.  The ref does so and Will cheap shots Storm, and shouts "WAS THAT NOT COOL?!"

Brian Rentfro: It was super cool.

Jon McDaniel: How was the cool, huh?

Brian Rentfro:  Well Black Sheep did it so it must be cool.

The ref turns around after Will stands and says that the turnbuckle is fine.   Will shrugs and picks up Storm.  He whips Storm into the ropes and nails a hurricarana.

Brian Rentfro: This guy has talent.

Will picks him again, and nails The Total Blackout.  He makes the cover. 1..2..3.  Bell rings.

Ring Announcer:  And the winner of this match by pinfall.  Black Sheep WillBradley.
 
Bud Adams: Our next scheduled match was Remo Vs. Rage.  However The Crippler has given Rage some time off to prepare for his match at Night of Armagedon against Faith.  That match could very well be the last match of his career, because whomever loses will be forced to retire! You won't want to miss that one, it is March 20 and is sponsored by the PWA/WCIWA/WWL!

That now brings us to the handicapped match where The Monkey is set to defend his internet title against the team of Spectre and Messiah!  The Monkey tried to give the title to The Hippie earlier but The Crippler over ruled his decision and signed this match.  Before the match, The Crippler was seen talking to Spectre and Messiah telling them not to get their heads in the way of business and that they were to demolish the Monkey.

The Monkey came out first with the Internet title around his waist, he then hops in the ring and awaits his challange.  Messiah and Spectre come out together.  Just as they are about to ring the bell President Robinson appears on the ramp, this is what he said!

[Cut to arena]

Robinson: Now, Monkey... Unlike our Crippled Crippler I see nothing wrong with what you did.  In fact if my memory serves me correctly belts have been handed off in the past.  As the true President of the PWA, I hereby declare The Hippie to be the new Internet champion!

[The Monkey smiles and begins to leave the ring when The Crippler appears on the ADC Tron.  And is he PISSED off]

Crippler: Robinson, you are just like the rest of your so called "legends" you are has been! When will you get it through your thick skull that I am in charge now.  Oh yeah, and Monkey boy, I don't know where the hell you think you are going, you still have a match to compete in!

[The Scene cuts back to Bud]

Bud Adams: At this pont Messiah and SPectre began to double team The Monkey but before the Monkey could be too injured 3 masked members of The Avengers of Justice came down and evened out the Score.  Hot on their heels was Myst and Nightstyker.  The Avengers were able to rescue the Hippie but they didn't see Myst and Nightstyker hot on their tails and were met with a double clothesline on the ramp.  The 4 members of ATPM began to beat of the Avengers of Justice! MEssiah is about to rip on of their masks off but then the lights went out....

The lights came back on and The Avengers were no where to be seen! ATPM were stunned! They had no idea where they had gone!

Winner: No contest. Double DQ

Bud Adams: Our next contest was The Hippie, the new Internet champion against Nightstryker!  Nightstyker came out first and made his way down to the ring to await the Hippie who came down the ramp shortly afterwards.  Nightstyker and The Hippie are circling each other in the center of the ring.  NIghtstyker then moves in and starts to punch The Hippie with a series of hard rights.  The Hippie returns with a series of punches of his own to the head of Nightstyker.  Both men then Grapple, The HIppie is able to win the contest and twist Nightstyker into an armbar submission.  The ref checks for a tap out but Nightstyker is able to break the hold.  Free of the Hold Nightstyker then bounces into the ropes and hits The Hippie with a clothesline sending him to the mat.

Time passes, the two fight back and forth for a long time exchange random moves until....

The Hippie goes for knee drop toe hold on Nightstyker but hits the Mat hard instead, Nightstyker picks up The Hippie and drags him up to the top rope where he hits him with a belly to belly suplex off the top turnbuckle!  When The Hippie hit the ground a hood, similar to the ones worn by the Avengers earlier in the night fell out of his pocket!  The Hippie sees this and Scrambles for the hood but in the progress is hit by the Last Nightfall!  The referee makes the count 1...2...3!!  The Hippie then snatches the hood and runs back stage as fast as he can!

Winner: Nightstyker via pinfall.

Bud Adams: Wow, what a match.  And what does the presence of That hood signify? COuld The Hippie perhaps be one of the mysterious Avengers?  PErhaps all our questions will be answered one day.  Our next match is for the tag team titles and features The Grimms defending against The Carter Brothers!

The Carter Brothers came down first and they were accompanied by a friend of theirs wearing a green sweater and a pair of light coloured khakis.  Their mysterious friend also was carrying a 2x4 over his shoulder as they came to the ring.  The Grimms came out next accompanied by "Al"  Sirus hops into the ring and locks up with Dre Carter.  Dre goes for a football style tackle and knocks a suprised Sirus off of his feet.  Not giving up Dre punches Sirus repeatedly in the head and then goes for an early pin.  Sirus kicks out after 1.  Dre picks up Sirus py his head and whips him into the corner where Eddie is waiting.  Dre makes the tag to Eddie and together they toss Sirus into the Ropes an go for a power move but out of nowhere Sirus hits them with a double DDT.

All three men are lying on the ground and Grifter is yelling... well okay Grifter was stomping, for Sirus to get up and Make the tag.  Eddie got up first though and bounced off the ropes and nailed a huge Elbow on Sirus.  Dre crawls over to his corner to recouperate.  Eddie then pushes Sirus into a nuetral corner and begins to punch and kick him in the midsection.   He then pulls out Sirus and whips him into another turnbuckle.  Sirus is able to reverse the move though and sends Eddie into the corner instead.  A stumbling Sirus then makes his way over to the corner and Tags in Grifter.

Time passes, the two fight back and forth for a long time exchange random moves until....

The Carter's Khaki wearing friend is shouting something from the side of the ring.  Sirus comes over to yell something back and Dre distracts the referee.  The khaki guy then swings the 2x4 and hits Sirus in the back of the head knocking him to the outside of the ring.  Grifter quickly runs over and begins to tussell with the 2x4 wielder.  The Carters come down to and all 5 men are fighting at ringside.  The referee begins to count (1)...2....3....Grifter tosses Eddie into the steel steps..4... Dre slams Sirus' head into the corner of the guardian rail...5... Grifter hits Eddie with a knee drop...6... Dre sends sirus into the steel ring post...7... Grifter picks up Eddie by the hair!...8...9... Grifter takes Eddie into the ring to avoid a countout! The Bell rings and Grifter and Eddie look shocked.  The referee explains that the legal men were Sirus and Eddie.  So as a result the winners were The Carter Brothers, although the tag belts were not lost.

Winners: Brothers Carter via countout.

Bud Adams: Our next two opponets have had a very heated war of words the last couple of days.  Buff Daddy Cool and Ashe were finally going to settle something right now in the ring.

Buff Daddy Cool came out first, accompanied by Funky Pete.  Ashe came out next accompanied by Will Bradley.  The two men went after each other right away exchanging  punches and kicks in the center of the ring before the bell even sounded.  Ashe grabs Buff Daddy by the neck and tosses him down to the mat.  Ashe quickly followes up with an elbow to the stomach and then an elbow to the groin!  Ashe then picks up Buff Daddy and suplexes him down to the mat.  He is now taunting the buff stuff asking if he likes what he is getting.  Buff Daddy slowly gets to his feet and Ashe whips him into the ropes.  Buff bounces back and hits a telegraphing Ashe with a kick to the face.  Buff bounces off the ropes and lands a spinning heel kick to Ashe's chin.

Buff moves in and then whips Ashe into the ropes.  On the way back Buff picks up Ashe and hits a huge samoan drop sending him down to the mat.  Buff goes for the pin. 1...2... kickout!  Buff is now yelling at Ashe, asking him who his daddy is!

Again time passes...

Ashe is in control and he send Buff into the corner and follows up with a clothesline that sends both men over the edge and onto the floor.  Bradley comes over and begins to attack Buff but Pete is there to stop it from getting out of hand.   Ashe picks up The Buff Stuff and tosses him back into the ring.  AShe then drags him into the center of the ring and hits the INferno!  AShe makes the cover 1...2...3!

Winner: Ashe via. Pinfall.

Just as they are about to leave a woman in the crowd hand BSWB two crowbars, Bradley passes one to Ashe and they begin to beat Buff Daddy Cool witht he crowbars.  Officials quickly rush to the ring to break up the chaos.

Bud Adams: Well that is all for me, now I take you to the cell where Prima Donna, er I mean Dain Bramage is going to face Raizzor.
 
 
 

Jon McDaniel: Okay everyone, it’s now time for our main event. The Audience will be watching the ADC-TRON because this match is the SOLITARY CONFINEMENT MATCH! This will be bloody!

Brian Rentfro: Damn straight! The feud between these two is almost a FULL YEAR old now.. and both have agreed, this is IT.. whoever wins.. wins the feud!!!

Jon McDaniel: It’s less then three weeks to March Madness… Our #1 contenders will be chosen this Saturday, the winner of this match will fight one of those four men!

Brian Rentfro: The four men listed for that match are The Monkey, Project-X, Ironheart and Prima Donna! What a match that would be if Dain Bramage wins tonight, Prima Donna vs. Dain Bramage, a match for the history books!

Jon McDaniel: They are the same person Brian! Putting his name in that match is almost like a ill omen, but let’s not count out Prima Donna just yet, he’s one hell of an athlete!

Brian Rentfro: Well, yes, Prima Donna is a great athlete, but how do you think he’ll match up to someone the likes of Dain Bramage!

Jon McDaniel: They’re the same person!!! Just forget it. Now, let’s quickly review the rules of this match. Both men will be in a cell, locked tight and with no way out but that door. The cell is NOT padded, and you can bring what ever weapons you want into the cell. The cell is larger then normal, a 10 foot by 10 foot concrete room with a fifteen foot high ceiling. Only one man, if he is lucky, is going to walk out of there alive!

Brian Rentfro: Also remember two other things: The loser MUST say out loud.. "I was beaten" and if any one interferes, Raizzor has promised to GIVE his title to Dain Bramage!

Jon McDaniel: That’s a tall order for Raizzor! Let’s get on to the match!

[On the ADC-TRON, we see the cell, with a camera mounted in the ceiling. The door is opened, and from one room, comes Dain Bramage.. dragging a trash can full of weapons into the cell. Moments later, Raizzor exits another room, tosses his World Title to the ref and moves inside the cell. The door is slammed shut, and the match is on. All of a sudden The Crippler appears on The ADC-Tron]

Crippler: Just what the hell is going on here? Has Rentfro's stupidness caught on to you McDaniel?  I always thought you were a little smarter then that.  I seem to remember when I signed this match it was a "Solitary Confinement" match.  Not a "Solitary Confinment match for the World Title."  Check your records a little better boys, how much do I have to dumb things up for you Simpletons!!!! God you make me so sick...

Jon McDaniel: Uh, I don't think I like The Cripplers new attitude.

[Scene cuts back to the cell.]

Brian Rentfro: Both men are in the cell now. It’s a small room, but neither man is quick to make a move.

Jon McDaniel: Both men are taking turns eyeing each other and the door. What’s this, Prima Donna just let out a howling scream and is charging at Raizzor full force, a fury of blows are raining down on the Champion.

Brian Rentfro: Dain Bramage is a mad man, did you know he was once institutionalized? What a great strategy by the challenger so far!

Jon McDaniel: Strategy?!? That’s not strategy, that’s just pure blind rage! It may be doing good now, but only because he caught the champion off-guard, but it’ll eventually blow up in his face, Raizzor is a man you have to think against, he’ll need brains not brawns for this one!

Brian Rentfro: Look at that! Dain Bramage is slamming Raizzor’s head against the wall! Looks like this strategy is working for him so far!

Jon McDaniel: The Champ sure is hurting, but he blocks Dain’s next attempt! He grabs the challengers head and slams it against the wall, Dain staggers back! Raizzor has him around the neck facing upward, Reverse DDT! A big move for this early in the match, seems like Dain’s rage was for nothing. Eh, Rentfro?

Brian Rentfro: Maybe, or maybe not. Raizzor is too dazed to capitalize on that big move, he’s bracing himself against the wall.

Jon McDaniel: And Dain is getting up, he’s charging Raizzor! Raizzor gives Dain a big boot, sending him down, he moves over and starts choking Dain. How’s that for brain’s?

Brian Rentfro: So what? Raizzor pulled one over on the challenger, but this match is far from over, even being choked, Dain responds with several blows to the head, Raizzor backs off. Dain is back up!

Jon McDaniel: Both men have returned to eyeing each other, slowly circling. Dain dives for the trash can full of weapons! But he is met with a spear from Raizzor, sending both men slamming into the wall.

Brian Rentfro: I think Raizzor hit the wall with his head, he seems slightly out of it, Dain is getting back to his feet, he moves over to the trash can and starts digging through it, tossing stuff everywhere!

Jon McDaniel: I see a steel chair, a baseball bat, a toilet seat… is that a kitchen sink?!?

Brian Rentfro: *laughing* Yes it is Jon! Dain thought of everything, he is smiling, he reaches down and pulls out a two by four! He’s lifting it in the air and laughing, he’s turning towards the champion!

Jon McDaniel: This doesn’t look good for Raizzor! Dain lifts the two by four over his head and is swinging it straight for the champion’s head! But Raizzor rolls out of the way just in time.  Raizzor tosses Dain into the Corner where The camera is located.  He then cokeshim by The nexk and thrusts him upwards!!! The camera goes to static and we can see nothing!

[The crowd begins to boo at the lack of action.  McDaniel and Rentfro hastily apology, but can do nothing.  It is about 5 mintues before they can get the feed back up!]

Jon McDaniel: Raizzor hits a low blow on Dain Bramage! Dain Bramage’s down to one knee, gasping for breath! Raizzor backs up!! He’s setting the former champion up! Raizzor goes for the Tombstone backbreaker!!

Brian Rentfro: Wait! Dain Bramage just straightened up, as Raizzor moved in for The tombstone! Dain Bramage catches Raizzor and hits a huge sidewalk slam right on the steel chair! Raizzor is rolling around in massive pain. Dain Bramage backs up against the blood stained wall, trying to focus and regain his balance.

Jon McDaniel: Raizzor is trying to get to his feet, he’s holding his lower back and grimacing in pain! Dain Bramage moves in behind Raizzor and spins him around. Dain Bramage scoops Raizzor up and nails him with the Hot Stuff right over the steel chair!!!!!!

Brian Rentfro: Raizzor’s out!!! Dain Bramage’s crawling towards the door.. he’s motioning for it to be opened! The ref opens the door… Dain Bramage’s half way out….

Jon McDaniel: WAIT!! It’s the MoA!!! It’s Riley!! He just slammed the door into Dain Bramage’s head!! Dain Bramage’s out cold!!

Brian Rentfro: This can’t be!! It was supposed to be just the two men!!! Dain Bramage had this match WON!

Jon McDaniel: Here comes the LOR!! Dragon, Chamelion, Tundra and Ironheart!! They’re tearing into the MoA!! But the MoA is fighting back!! It’s another melee!!

Brian Rentfro: Oh man!! It’s the ICONS!! Cinergy, Southpaw, Slice.. Parrothead are now into the fray!! They’re helping the MoA rip apart the LOR!!!

Jon McDaniel: This is terrible!! There’s 12 men going at it.. 2 against 1 odds against the Lor….WHAT THE??????

Brian Rentfro: It’s Natural Selection!!! The Grimms, Rage.. Fear!! They’re jumping the MoA members with a vengeance, clearing the LOR to work on the ICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jon McDaniel: Dain Bramage’s still out cold, on his side.. Raizzor’s awake!! He’s crawling towards the iron door!! Raizzor’s crawling painfully over the fallen Dain Bramage, if he gets past him, he wins the match!!!

Brian Rentfro: He’s almost out.. almost… OH MAN!! Dain Bramage’S AWAKE NOW! He just grabbed Raizzor by the throat!!! He’s struggling to his feet, choking the happless Raizzor. Dain Bramage steps back into the cell, uses the last of his strength and hits The Hotstuff on Raizzor back down onto the steel chair AGAIN!

Jon McDaniel: Dain Bramage spins around, blood dripping over his eyes, and sees Riley in the massive melee. Dain Bramage rushes out the door… Dain BramageWINS .. but I don’t think he realizes it.. AGAIN he spears into Riley and the two men go down in a heap!!!!

Brian Rentfro: There’s got to be 16 or more men fighting in there!!!! MoA, ICONS, LOR and NS all going at it full tilt…….And we’re out of time again folks!!! Raizzor retains his title in what has got to be one of the most bloody battles of all time!!!! But Dain Bramage won the match!

Jon McDaniel: We can’t be out of time.. Raizzor hasn’t said "I Lost" yet!! The ref has locked the door and won't let him out until he says it!

Brian Rentfro: Who’d hear him in this mess? Now we ARE out of time.. See you Saturday when we decide our #1 contenders… For Jon McDaniel this is Brian Rentfro, Good night…

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Afterword: Okay some parts of the main event didn't make sense.  Chris wrote the match before he knew who the winner was, so I just reversed everything at the end around.  So why did Riley attack Prima Donna, I don't know. You guys can figure that part out.  Thanks to Chris for writing the main event which I totally bastardized and to Travis for Writing BSWB Vs. Storm, althought next time let me know you are goign to write a match..

Anyways if you have any comments you know where to go.