Wednesday Night Chaos

Feb 23, 2000

Bud Adams: Welcome once again to the greatest show on Earth, Wednesday Night Chaos.  We ahve a great program in store for you today with a double main event.  But first, here is snippit of a little interview done by Prima Donna and Company that was recently seen at a local show!

["We Won't Stop" by TRU hits the arena speakers as red lights flash everywhere. The crowd boos and through the smoke, the ICONS2K stand at the top of the ramp. Cinergy, Prima Donna, Funky Pete, Buff Daddy Cool, Parrothead, Southpaw, and the Slice come down to the ring. They all roll into the ring and Cinergy grabs a mic.]

Cinergy: SHUT UP ALREADY AND CUT OUR MUSIC! Looks like it's time for Wednesday Night Cinergy and we're all out here to make sure it's an ICON night. Tonight I have a match against Fletcher Moran. Who is Fletcher Moran you ask?

Buff Stuff: The Buff Stuff says Fletcher Moran is the biggest piece of trash to enter the PWA. HE should hit the weightroom. (CROWD KEEPS BOOING) The Buff Stuff requests silence. Hit 'em with it bro.

Prima Donna: Tonight, the first ever PWA scaffold match happens. Prima Donna, the HOT STUFF vs. Ultimo Crap-o, the most disgraceful excuse for a PWA employee as Brute the Fruit. The Dragon talks like he^Òs got a pair, but really he^Òs just runnin scared. And later tonight, you all will see who truly is the HOT STUFF, who truly is the SHOWSTOPPER, and who truly is the King of Hardcore. Dragon, I brought Hardcore to the PWA and tonight, you^Òll see why.

(Hands mic to Cinergy)

Cinergy: Now, as for Rampage. I got myself a Buried Alive match with the undead himself, the Corpse. Corpse, you got it coming, buddy. You think I^Òve forgotten about New Orleans? I^Òve already been buried alive, and I survived. Now it^Òs your turn.

(Cinergy moves his hands up and down, saying talky talky. Prima Donna grabs the mic)

Prima Donna: As far as you go, Raizzor. One week, one more week, and that World Title will no longer be yours. One more week, it will be mine. One more week, you will experience pain like you^Òve never experienced before. Cuz I^Òve held the World Title and know how good it feels. So when everything^Òs on the line I put everything on the line, my body, my heart, my soul. So if you think this is gonna be a walk in the park, you^Òre dead wrong. It^Òs gonna be a walk through hell, through solitary confinement. And once and for all, the whole world will know who the superior one of us is as we face off for the last time and a definate winner is determined. See you in seven days.

[LOR flashes on the screen and all the members of LOR come out.]

Raizzor: Prima, Prima, Prima. Do you actually think you have a chance. If I^Ôve said it once I^Òve said it a thousand times, you never have and never will beat me. And come next Wednesday when we step in the Hole, I^Òll prove just that. You always been mid card in my book, and that^Òs where you^Òll stay. As for the World Title, it^Òs on MY shoulder, and it^Òs there to stay.

Prima Donna: Say what you want about our match and the World Title, I don^Òt care. It^Òs still a week away. There^Òs something far more important we need to discuss.

Cinergy: (Grabs the mic) You see, we^Òve got all this extra talent just going to waste. Parrothead, Southpaw, Slice, Funky Pete. What would you say to an Eight man Survivor Rules match up? Time and place, it^Òs up to you. But we laid down the challenge. LOR vs ICONS, surviving team gets honor of greatest stable in the PWA. What do ya say?

Raizzor: I^Òm sure I can find four guys who^Òll step up to your challenge. As for time and place and who^Òs competing, we^Òll have to think about it. But as far as the match goes, you^Òre on!

(Raizzor drops the mic and points viciously at Prima Donna. The rest of the LOR yells and curses the ICONS from the stage. Their music plays as the slowly make it to the back. In the ring The ICONS continue to bash the LOR and the fans. Buff Daddy Cool strikes a pose for the crowd which gets screams from the ladies and boos from the men. Funky Pete raises the roof and dances, but is booed. The ICONS wait until the LOR is gone and exit the ring, making their way up the ramp, and to the back)

Bud Adams: The ICON's looking good addressing the matters at hand.  Now for our first matchup it was Creed Vs. Nightstyker.

The two men came down to the ring but Creed looked a little distracted, perhaps he had something else on his mind.  This was evident when they grappled up, Nightstyker won the grapple easily whiping Creed into the ropes.  On his way back Nightstyker was able to hit him with a roundhouse kick to the head sending him down to the ground.  Nigthstyker then picked up the stunned Creed and hit him with "The Last Nightfall" putting his lights out, He then covered and got the 1,2,3.

Winner: Nightstyker via. Pinfall

Bud Adams: Short but sweet, I know.  But don't fear folks there is plenty of stuff to make up for it.  Our next match featured a survivor of Woodstock and a little guy who thinks he is god.

Overlord came down to the ring first wearing a black cloack to Darth Vader's theme song.  He whips the cloak off and the crowd boos and laughs at him at the same time.  The Hippie came out next to a grateful dead song playing up the crowd as he went.  Once the Hippie got into the ring, Overlord went for a shoulder tackle but he was not strong enough to knock the Hippie off of his feet.  The Hippie laughed at overlord and was able to invert him into a devestating piledrive.  The Hippie went for a quick cover but could only get the two count.

Overlord slowly got to his feet and soon found himself flying towards the turnbuckle.  He hit it hard, but luckily he was able to move out of the way to avoid The Hippie bearing down at him with a head full of steam.  The Hippie hit the turnbuckle hard and Overlord then tried to roll him up into a cradle for a pin.  The Hippie was able to kick out right away.  The two fought back and forth, until the overlord tried to give him a chokeslam.  Of course he was not strong enough to chokeslam the hippie, who reversed the move and pinned Overlord for a three count.

Winner: Hippie via pinfall.

Bud Adams: The fun was just starting on Chaos, as Cinergy a member of the new ICONS 2000 was set to face off against the insane Fletcher Moran.

Cinergy came down to the ring first accompanied by the Slice sensation.   Fletcher then came down along with the enigmatic Sirus, who had the following to say.

[Sirus, Grifter and 'Al' step out onto the stage to the sound of the Canadian national anthem. Sirus is in full mounti gear, Grifter in O.P.P (Ontario Provincial Police Klynt ... sheesh) and 'Al' in a Winnipegers cop uniform. The step up to the edge, standing tall. All of a sudden the music switches to the 'Hockey Night in Canada' theme song. Grifter and Sirus (he does so for 'Al') take off their tops and reveal hockey jerseys. Sirus is sporting the old white and orange Campbells all-star jersey, Grifter a black Wales jersey and 'Al' a home uniform of the Jets. Sirus brings a mic up to his face.

Some signs that we can see read 'The legends have come home', 'I'll be your PRISONER' and 'Got bear? 'Al'!'.

Sirus "Good evening good folks. I am here to tell you of my honorable intentions. Tonight will be my first step to becoming your best champion ever. I know what you're all thinking, you've heard it before. But I will go on to win the intercontinental title, then prove myself by surviving and getting a hard core title. Then, and only then will I bring true glory back to the best title in this federation. Don't get me wrong, this here belt is by far my favorite (pointing to the tag team title around his waist and a miniature one on 'Al') but I will bring glory to you. I will be the internet champion. That is my goal. Who's with me?"

The crowd cheers for Sirus, although they're not sure why he wants the internet title, but hey! Any reason to cheer is a good one. The three of them head to the ring and Fletcher hops in and gets ready.

[The two started off like gang busters, this match started more out like a street fight then a wrestling match, with the two men trading punches in the middle of the ring.  Cinergy then ran back against the ropes to get some momentum and knocked Fletcher down with a thunderous clothesline.  Fletcher quickly spawled back up to his feet and tackled Cinergy who was gloating to the crowd.  He then Dragged Cinergy to his feet and tossed him hard into the turnbuckle.  He then followed up with a clothesline of his own sending both men to the floor.]

[The Slice came over and kicked Fletcher a couple of times in the back, before the Grimms could make there way over to keep the fight semi clean.  Fletcher then dragged Cinegy across and smashed his nose into the guardrail.  He tried to repeat the move, but Cinergy was able to block it and reverse it.  Cinergy the tossed Fletcher into the steel steps.]

[A figure then appeared at the top of the ramp and ran down and began to beat on Cinergy with a steel chair.  The figure was none other the newcomer to the federation, Myst! The referee then called for the bell and awarded the win to Cinergy! Myst then grabs a microphone and yells to Cinergy "I told you once, now I tell you twice. You f[censored]k with me, you f[censored]k with fate!]

Winner: Cinergy via DQ.

Bud Adams: Can you feel the excitement? I know that I can!  Our last match before the full matches featured, The Monkey and Tommy "The Technician" Riley.  The Monkey had a bit of a grudge against Riley since Riley beat him for the TV title at AOWF2!

The technician came down first and tested the ropes while he waited for The Monkey.  He came down shortly after being accompanied by his manager the Amazing Amanda.  The two locked up in the center of the ring and Riley was able to get the best of the Monkey in the Grapple and he manged to turn it into an armbar takedown.   The Monkey hit the mat quickly and Riley was on top of him even quicker applying a submission hold,  The Monkey was able to break the hold though.

Riley the picked up The Monkey by the hair and whiped him across the arena and into the ropes  The monkey came bouncing back and he was able to hit Riley with a DDT that came out of nowhere!  The two battled back and forth with neither men getting the advantage.  At the 7 minute mark, Raizzor and Chamleon came running down from the back and both double teamed on Riley!  The ref then called for the bell and awarded Riley the victory!  The Carter Brothers rushed down to the ring and began to attack Chamleon and Raizzor but they quickly retreated before any damage could be caused!

Bud Adams: Right After the Match the MOnkey had this to say!

[The crowd is in an uproar and MacDonald basks in it. After a few moments, he holds up his hand and they arena settles down...]

MacDonald - But let's get serious for a moment. This is just the beginning! One M.o.A. member laid out at my feet is not enough. I won't rest until EVERY ... DAMN... MEMBER of the M.o.A. screams in agony as I show them the "Spunky Monkey" up close and personal!! (pauses)

But...and this is a big BUT, I can't do that wearing the Internet Title around my waist. It's a nice reminder of the way I smashed those brass knuckles into Dragon's skull at Bad Blood, but I need more. I need my deserved shot at the World Title, and I can't do that with this piece of time around my waist. So if you please, Phil Garcia, could you please come out? .....................

["Touch of Grey" by The Greatful Dead hits the PA, as "The Hippie" makes his way from backstage. The lights dim and a hologram of a skeleton is flashed on his body off and on. The hologram disappears and he walks down the ramp and climbs in the ring]

MacDonald - Now Phil, I appreciate what you have done for me in the past, and especially what you did for Bad Blood. I think you deserve this more than I do MacDonald hands him the Internet Belt, and The Hippie smiles and gives him a "righteous" sign with his right hand. The crowd cheers for the new champion.]

MacDonald - Now go out and make me proud, man!

[MacDonald flashes Garcia a peace symbol and hops out the ring. Whistles and applauding from the fans grow in volume as The "Amazing" Amanda appears on the entryway at a full run. She dives at MacDonald and tackles him on the ramp, and then gives him a big ol' smakeroo. He lifts her up, smiles and waves to the excited arena and heads backstage.]

Bud Adams: Well, I guess Chamleon just couldn't wait to get his hand on Riley! Now we go to the arena for the first of 3 live matches!

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen the following match is scheduled for ONE fall and has a 15 minute time limit.  Making his way to the ring first hailing from Beverly Hills California, The GREAT OOOONE!

[TGO comes down to the ring by Pollution by Limp Bizkit]

*The ref finishes checking the Great One, and they turn to look towards the stage, awaiting his opponent. The area flashes with a soft white light and the familiar renaissance music begins playing, the crowd starts cheering, but the light slowly fades out and the music screeches to a halt. The crowd silences stunned. The entire arena flashes white again only brighter, then blue and then white again, flashing between the two, and then mixed together, spinning across the ring slowly in a spiral. The music of Collective Soul’s "Leonardo" starts playing without the words. Some of the people cheer merely out of fandom of the song, but most are just confused. It plays one verse with no words before a voice backs the music, more speaking then singing.*

You like me for me…

*Ironheart appear from behind the curtain with a mic in hand, shouldered by Tundra carrying his Intercontinental belt on his shoulder. Ironheart is the voice speaking,*

Ironheart: Not because I hang with guys like Tundra.

*Ironheart motions to Tundra who holds his belt into the air*

Ironheart: OR because I can beat this guy’s ass, I think his name is lame.

*Ironheart gestures to the Great One who appears livid*

Ironheart: Not bad eh? Don’t worry, the good guy is a fighter not a singer. Used to be part of a choir back at the Vatican. God, I hated it. Wanted to beat the face in of the Father who instructed us, but never got my chance. But I didn’t want to kick his ass as much as I want to kick yours Great One. I feel truly sorry for you, may God have mercy on your soul, ‘cause you’re about to take on the Good Guy, retribution for spilled blood. Let’s go Tundra!

*Ironheart marches to the ring, followed by Tundra. Both men hold their heads up high, two very proud men. Ironheart slights under the ropes, getting attacked viciously by the Great One.*

(Ironheart stands in the middle of the ring with a stern look, as TGO dances around him to the fans delight. TGO makes the first move, extending his arms out toward Ironheart, grappling up. Ironheart pumps his feet, pushing TGO back into the turnbuckle. The ref breaks up the two as Ironheart steps
back away from TGO. Meeting in the center of the ring, the two grapple up again. Ironheart heaves TGO over his hip sending his back to the canvas. TGO takes no time in standing to his feet, where Ironheart sends him over his hip again. TGO, again gaining his composure quickly stands to his feet.
Trying to grapple up with Ironheart, Ironheart tosses him over his hip one more time. TGO flips over onto his feet, and sends Ironheart crashing to the ground with a running close line.)

BRAIN RENTFRO: Nice move by The Great One.

JON MCDANIEL: After being thrown that many times I hope he would know what to do.

(TGO stands up a dazed Ironheart. TGO grabs one arm, spinning to whip Ironheart off the ropes. Ironheart spins an extra time, countering TGO. TGO bounces off the ropes and heads back to Ironheart, but on the way he accidently hits Duane Cross knocking him to the mat.   Tundra then takes this opportunity to pass the IC belt to Ironheart who uses it to absolutely cream TGO in the head.  Ironheart does it three or four more times just for good measure and now blood is pouring profusely from TGO's head.  Ironheart whips TGO into the ropes and  Ironheart heaves TGO over his shoulder, spinning into a 360 side walk slam.)

BRAIN RENTFRO: Woo^Åit^Òs The Revelation! This one was quick!

(Ironheart makes the cover.  The referee comes to)

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JON MCDANIEL: Well, damn! I guess that it.

BRAIN RENTFRO: Yep, I guess so.

(The twitching body of TGO lies on the mat, as Ironheart stands to an enormous applause. After showing off to the fans Ironheart steps through the ropes and heads up the ramp. About half way up the ramp a fan hurdles over the guardrail. The short, but well built man runs through Ironheart with a close line, sending him flipping onto the steel ramp. The closest cameraman runs to get closer to the action, as near-by security guards scamper to break up the two men. The fan climbs over Ironheart beating him relentlessly. The closest security guard throws the crazed fan off Ironheart, trying to hold him down. The cameraman rushes in to hear what the fan is saying to the security guard.)

FAN: Hey, get off me! I work for Russell! I^Òm Crusty, his right-hand man!

(The security guard backs off of Crusty, the once crazed clown. Ironheart still lies on the ground, twitching. The security guards motions for the other guards to stay away.)

GUARD: He says he has a gun! Stay back!

(Crusty stands to his feet. He begins to drag Ironheart to the backstage. As he looks up the LOR music begins to blare over the speakers as the audience shoot to their feet. Fans begin to scream as Chamelion, Dragon, and Tundra all come running out from the backstage area. The three men encircle Crusty, all wailing fists into him. Staggering around, Crusty drops Ironheart and falls to the ground.)

BRIAN RENFRO: Look at the LOR protect their members. They aren^Òt going to take this from Russell, and his followers!

(The lights shut off, as soft music plays over the speakers. The sound of violins, and angles flow through the arena.)

JON MCDANIEL: Uhh, oh. That sounds like Russell.

(As the lights come back on as Russell stands at the head of the ramp way, behind him stands a group of followers. Russell motions for the men to protect Crusty. The men run as if going into battle with fist flying everywhere. The LOR seem to defend themselves pretty easily, but Russell drags Crusty out of the mess and into the back.)

BRIAN RENTFRO: We have to cut to a commercial break and to straighten up
this huge mess!!

JON MCDANIEL: NOT NOW!!

BRIAN RENFRO: Look at the LOR protect their members. They aren^Òt going to take this from Russell, and his followers!

*** Commercial Break ***

[The Crippler is seen sitting in his wheelchair inside his office]

Crippler: You boys made the right choice, now the question is are you willing to go through with it.

Voices: Yes sir.

Cripper: Repeat after me if you will, a little "vow" so to speak.

We hereby swear fealty

Voices:We hereby swear fealty

To the true president of The PWA the Canadian Crippler

Voices: To the true president of The PWA the Canadian Crippler

And will accept his judgement above all others

Voices: And will accept his judgement above all others

And we will fight to the end to protect his interests.

Voices: And we will fight to the end to protect his interests.

Crippler: Excellent, you may rise.

Single Voice: Excellent, you may rise.

Crippler: You can stop repeating me now.

Single Voice: You can stop...]

Jon McDaniel - What the hell was that all about?

Brian Rentfro - I don't know but I will bet you dollars to donuts that we are going to know soon enough!

Brian Rentfro: This is what I've been waiting all night for! The Dragon and Prima Donna on top of a 20 foot scaffold! Someone is gonna get hurt bad!(Camera cuts to the backstage area of the arena, where the scaffold is alreadyset up. The Dragon is on top already.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, the Dragon.(Heavy by Collective Soul plays while the Dragon continues to sit cross leggedon the scaffold.)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by the Slice, PrimaDonna!(Slice climbs up top, followed by Prima Donna. The Dragon stands and throws acup of water in Slice's face.)

Brian Rentfro: Look at that! He wasted perfectly good water on an Icon!

(Slice rushes Dragon, but the Dragon lays him out with a right hand. Dragon pulls Slice up and kicks him in the stomach. Dragon grabs Slice around the waistand pulls him up, and walks to the edge and power bombs him over.)

John McDaniel: The Dragon just powerbombed Slice onto the concrete floor 20 feetdown! I can't believe it! The paramedics are scrambling to help Slice now.

Brian Rentfro: The Dragon took his eye off the prize and now Prima Donna is gonna make him pay!

(Prima Donna rushes the Dragon and hits him with a reverse DDT. He goes to pullup the Dragon, but Dragon grabs Prima Donna's hair and they roll punching on thescaffold.)

Brian Rentfro: They'd better watch it. They're both too close to the edge.

(The Dragon gets up, bleeding from his nose and hits a spinning wheel kick onPrima Donna. Prima Donna hits a low blow, and the Dragon falls to his knees. PDdrop kicks Dragon in the face, sending him down.)

John McDaniel: Dragon's nose is gushing. Can that much blood come out of aperson's nose safely? There is a puddle of blood on the scaffold!

(Prima Donna tries to suplex the Dragon, but Dragon blocks and tries to turn itinto a DDT. Dragon slips in the blood and Prima Donna executes a knee drop onthe Dragon's throat.)

Brian Rentfro: Dragon is gasping for breath right now! Oh, the irony of it all!His own blood will cost him the match.(Prima Donna kicks the Dragon, sending him closer to the edge. One final kick,and the Dragon rolls off. But, he hangs in the air next to the scaffold.

John McDaniel: What the hell is that? The Dragon is in some kind of harness!

Brian Rentfro: He's flying, you idiot! The Dragon is flying!

(Prima Donna looks at the Dragon in disbelief. He kicks the Dragon again, but Dragon catches his foot and pulls Prima Donna off the scaffold, too. The hang,then their combined weight proves to be too much for the harness, and theyplummet to the floor.

)John McDaniel: Both men have hit the floor at the same time! It looked likePrima Donna's leg was over the Dragon.

Brian Rentfro: Well, if you look at the monitor, you'll see that the Dragon's arm is over Prima Donna. There is no winner!

John McDaniel: The paramedics are rushing in right now. I've just got word thatSlice has already been rushed to a nearby hospital, and now it looks like Dragonand Prima Donna will be keeping him company. We've got to head to the nextmatch, but if we get more information about any of the wrestlers, we'll keep youinformed.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the PWA World Heavyweight Championship! A special stipulation has also been made, any PWA superstar that comes within 50 feet of the ring and interferes in any way, will be FIRED!!! Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at *** and hailing from ***… He is PROJECT X!!!!!

Brian Rentfro: Project X finally gets his world title shot.

[*** begins and out steps Project X. He heads to the ring, focused and determined.]

Jon McDaniel: Project X looks ready for this match! He is in the best shape of his life!

Ring Announcer: And now, weighing in at 285lbs, and hailing from Parts Unknown.. led to the ring by Jasmine Lee Sommers, he is the PWA World Heavyweight Champion……RAIZZOR!!!!!

[A variant of the Undertaker’s theme echoes through the arena as the lights dim. From the curtain steps Jasmine to the cheers and whistles of the crowd. Behind her, shrouded in the darkness, is Raizzor. He steps forward as the lights slowly brighten and the crowd’s cheers explode. Raizzor nods to Jasmine who smiles and turns around, going back stage.]

Brian Rentfro: Even Jasmine won’t be at ringside for this one.

Jon McDaniel: Yes, there is a stipulation that if any PWA Superstar gets within 50 feet of the ring, they will be fired. Project X wants his chance, and Raizzor’s giving it to him!

[Raizzor walks slowly down the ramp, taking his time as Project X paces impatiently in the ring. Raizzor gets to the steel steps but passes right by them, walking at a snails pace around the ring.]

Brian Rentfro: What is Raizzor up too?

Jon McDaniel: Look at how Project X is pacing, like a hungry lion. Raizzor’s waiting patiently and letting Project X get frustrated. Raizzor knows what he’s doing.

[Project X heaves a heavy sigh and rushes to the ropes, swiping a hand down at Raizzor, who calmly backs up out of reach. Project X curses and slips under the bottom rope. Raizzor then quickly slides inside the ring. Project X crawls back in and is met with a swift kick to the ribs.]

Brian Rentfro: Massive kick from Raizzor, the ref calls for the bell and this match is under way!

Jon McDaniel: Hey! Here comes the Crippler in his wheelchair!  What is he doing here!

[The Crippler appears at the top of the ramp in his wheelchair and wheels his way down to ringside.  In his hand he has a bunch of pink slips ready to be filled out!]

Brian Rentfro: I guess he is getting ready to fire anyone who comes down!

[Project X cries out in surprise more then pain, and grabs his side. Raizzor grabs Project X’s leg and jerks, causing PX to fall face first on the mat. Raizzor drops all his weight in his elbow onto the small of PX’s back!]

Jon McDaniel: Raizzor’s working a vicious attack on Project X. The match is hardly underway, and PX is down hard.

[Raizzor wraps his fingers in PX’s hair and pulls him to his feet, pushes him against the ropes and whips him across the ring. PX hits the other side, bounces back and ducks a clothesline attempt by the champion.

Raizzor turns to attempt another one, but PX connects first with his own, sending Raizzor on his back.]

Brian Rentfro: Project X strikes back! Now’s his chance.

[Project X watches Raizzor roll to his feet and immediately presses the advantage by scooping Raizzor up into a bodyslam. Raizzor takes most of the fall on his shoulders and rolls away quickly, trying to get his balance back. Project X moves forward but gets caught up in a drop toe hold from Raizzor. Raizzor rolls over ontop of Project X’s back, grabbing his hair and pounding his face into the mat.]

Jon McDaniel: Not much of a technical move from Raizzor.. He seems a lot more vicious then usual.

Brian Rentfro: He’s going to have to be to beat the likes of Project X tonight!

[Raizzor pulls PX back to his feet and hooks PX’s arm over his shoulders, grabs his trunks and suplexes him back to the mat.]

Jon McDaniel: Now there’s a technical move! Excellent execution from the Champion!

[Raizzor twists to his feet, uses the ropes for momentum and hits a leg drop across PX’s throat. PX coughs and grabs his throat. Raizzor is quickly back up, but PX doesn’t stay down. PX rushes Raizzor and the two lock up, each trying to gain the advantage. Finally, PX is able to force Raizzor into a headlock, wrenching his ears. Raizzor presses his palm to the back of PX and pushes with all his strength, but PX is able to hold on and starts squeezing tighter, Raizzor drops to one knee and PX has no choice but to follow. PX continues to hold on, trying to press Raizzor’s skull into him…Raizzor manages to wiggle one hand under Project X, pushes and is able to back drop PX to the mat. PX painfully lets go of his hold on Raizzor and both men lay them exhausted.]

Brian Rentfro: Raizzor was lucky there to get PX off balance, and use it against him. Now both men are on the ground and the ref is starting the 10 count on them.

[At the count of 6, PX stirs and rights himself.. followed closely behind by Raizzor. PX charges the Champion who quickly lifts his leg up and hits a superkick to PX’s jaw, backing the challenger up.

PX shakes it off and rushes again, this time ducking another attempted kick by Raizzor and then swiping his leg around to take Raizzor’s pirch out from under him. Raizzor hits the mat with PX hurriedly taking the advantage of his fall with some punches to the face and forhead.]

Jon McDaniel: PX is getting vicious as well, the ref is ordering PX to break off, but PX doesn’t seem to want to listen.

Brian Rentfro: He better, or he’s going to find himself DQ’d!

[The ref almost 5 when PX finally backs off. Raizzor looks in pain as PX pulls him to his feet, wrenches him into position and perfectly hits a powerbomb, crashing Raizzor down. PX makes the cover. 1….2 Kickout!]

Jon McDaniel: I think it’s too early to try to pin the champion!

[PX picks up Raizzor and rolls him into a small package pin combination, and the ref counts 1….2.. Kickout by Raizzor. PX curses, pulls Raizzor up and whips him into the turnbuckle.. Raizzor hits hard and PX rushes in and delivers a clothesline to the trapped Champion. Raizzor drops to one knee, but PX pulls him up and begins slamming his fist into Raizzor’s face. Raizzor gets his hands up to PX’s chest and pushes as hard as he can, sending PX crashing to the mat. But PX quickly moves back in for the attack, again attacking with closed fists! The ref tries to get PX to move off of Raizzor, but PX rears back for a wild punch and hits the ref in the jaw, sending the official to the mat in pain!]

Brian Rentfro: Oh man, Project X was so intent on hurting Raizzor, he took out the ref!!

[PX doesn’t notice, and as he goes in for another assault, Raizzor lets his feet drop out from under him, as he grabs the tights of PX causing PX to hit the turnbuckle hard. PX backs up, his hands on his nose and Raizzor hits another superkick, causing PX to fall to the mat. Raizzor then turns and climbs the turnbuckle.]

Jon McDaniel: Raizzor’s going up! He’s going for it now!

Brian Rentfro: But the ref is still out!

[Raizzor balances himself and then launches, but Project X rolls out of the way and Raizzor crashes into the canvas hard! Project X capitalizes by pulling the injured Raizzor up. Project X sets him and up hits the PROBE!!!]

Jon McDaniel: Project X hit the probe!!! He’s covering Raizzor!!!!!! There’s NO ref though!!!

Brian Rentfro: LOOK! It’s TOM RILEY!! Riley’s running towards the ring! But if he gets in there, he’ll be fired!!!!

Jon McDaniel: But the referee is out!! Riley’s got it clear!!! WAIT!! Chamelion just tackled Riley from behind !!!! Where did Chamelion come from?????????

Brian Rentfro: He snuck in from the audience!! Riley and Chamelion are exchanging punches on the ramp, and Chamelion is forcing Riley back!!! He’s not going to let Riley sucker punch Raizzor this time!!!

Jon McDaniel: The ref is stirring, Project X is still covering Raizzor!! The ref crawls over.. this is it!!

One…………………two……………….Thre……….KICKOUT!!!!!!!!! Raizzor kicked out!!

Brian Rentfro: NO one’s ever kicked out from Project X’s Probe!!!!

[Project X crawls to his feet as Raizzor tries staggering back to an upright position. Project X swings at Raizzor, who ducks and wraps his arms around PX’s waist. Raizzor then scoops Project X up, turns him around…. And crashes him down with the Tombstone Shoulder Breaker! Raizzor covers again and the ref counts…….One……………Two…………Thr... KICKOUT!!!! Project X kicked out!!]

Jon McDaniel: How! I can't believe it!!!!

Brian Rentfro: Wait a minute, there are people coming down from the ramp!

[4 men come running down the ramp towards the ring, they are Myst, Messiah, Spectre and Nightstyker!  They all run past Chameleon and Riley who are brawling in the aisle and head into the ring!  They begin to savegly beat down Raizzor with kicks and punched.  Myst grabs a steel chair from ring side and Nightstyker holds Raizzor down and they hit him repeadtly with it.  The referee starts to come to sees this and rings the bell!]

Jon McDaniel: Come on Crippler fire these evil men!

[The Crippler begins to write something on the pink slips and he motions for a ring roadie to assist him into the ring.  He is lifted up and over the ropes and into the ring.  He gives a pink slip to each of the 4 men in the ring and then he gives one to Project-X as well!  He then takes a microphone!]

Crippler: Boys, I think you know what to do with those pink slips!

[The 5 men crumple them up and begin to beat down Raizzor some more shoving the Crumpled up pink slips into his mouth!]

Brian Rentfro: Oh my God! The Crippler finally got a back bone!!! I can't believe it!

Crippler: Shut the hell up Rentfro, our else I will give you one of these, and unlike these fine young men you will not be able to rip up yours.  Now I am sure that many of you are wondering what I am doing here with the assorted collection of PWA's finest.  Well the answer is quite simple.  With the return of chumps like this *Points to Raizzor* and the "oh so high and mighty" the real president needs to ensure that much of his fed is loyal so now I present to you the newest force in the PWA, one that will rip the ICONS right out of the picture, make the MoA quake in their boots, and cause the LoR to wet their little pants.  Let me introduce to you, the future... All The Presidents Men!

[With that The Crippler hands the microphone off to Spectre]

Spectre: Take a look around here. Look at the carnage. How could I pass up being part of this? I am not a man that makes alliances, but something has to be said about being part of a powerful organization. As a member of this elite group, I will launch myself to the top as I step on each of my enemies. Look at this 'Raizzor'; a broken man. This is your champion? This is the man that Robinson saw fit to lead the PWA? All I see is an old man trying to make it back to where he was before, and the only way he could do it was to kiss the ass of the former President of the PWA; a man that he hates with a passion.You're a sell out, Raizzor, and I am proud to be one of the men to prove that
to you!

[Spectre then passes the Mic off to Nightstyker]

Nightstryker - Welcome to the new power within the PWA! As all of you know, I marked down the flaws of the other, so called, stables. We epitomize the word flawless. If any of you, especially including the Lathargic Old Retirees, want to try to get a win against any of us, by all means give us
your best shot. Oh yeah, and by the way, I have one thing to say to the BICONS as well.  

your best shot. Oh yeah, and by the way, I have one thing to say to the BICONS as well.
*pauses* While all of you Brute The Fruit wannabees continue to play playstation and barbies, the new ICONS of this federation will take over for you in this real man's sport.

[Nightstyker passes the Microphone to Myst]

Myst: "Live it up Raaizor, cos soon enough I will be the one cutting s[censored]t up, and walking away with your title. Go now...and forever hold your peace, to love and serve your lord and  Guardian....Of Darkness..."

[Myst Passes the Microphone to Messiah who speaks with a voice synthesizer]

Messiah: I could make up a million witty acronymns for the LoR that would have you peeing your pants with laughter, but I won't I will keep it simple and say that Raizzor, your bunch of clowns has been in this federation long enough.   Soon, that will all change.

[Messiah passes the Microphone to Project-X the last person to speak!]

Project-X: Sire, I am sorry that I have failed you...

[Crippler grabs the microphone]

Crippler: Don't be silly, look around, do you call this a failure! Just to show you how much I value you in this little motley crew, I am going to give you not ONE but TWO opportunties to make up for what we cost you tonight.  On March third there will be a match to determine who will face the cahmpion at the PPV.   You will be in that match.  Also, the event after the PPV, provided you are not the World Champion you will get ANOTHER shot at the title!

Project-X: *Grins* Well, I think I can live with that!   Lets get out of here!

[Two of the Men help the Crippler to get down of the ramp and Project-X wheels him backstage]

Brian Rentfro: I can't believe this! The Crippler has got a band of Merry Men together to combat Raizzor!

Jon McDaniel: Look! Riley and Chamelion are still beating on each other at the top of the ramp! Raizzor is sliding out of the ring and running up the ramp! Raizzor crashes into Riley with a spear, sending them both crashing to the ground!!!

Brian Rentfro: Raizzor’s tearing into the MoA member with a violent force!!! Here comes the rest of the MOA!!!!!!!! Oh man!! They’re gaining up on Raizzor and Chamelion!!! They’ll brutalize the two brothers!!

Jon McDaniel: NO! It’s the rest of the LOR now!! Tundra, Dragon, Ironheart!!! They’re now into the fray, picking off MoA members one by one!! Raizzor staggers back to his feet, eyeing the scene through dazed eyes!!!

Brian Rentfro: Look now! Behind Raizzor!! Prima Donna! He spins Raizzor around and hits the Hot Stuff on the Champion on the steel stage! Prima Donna laughs and taunts the fallen champion as the crowd boos and starts throwing debris at the Hot Stuff!

Jon McDaniel: We’re out of time!!! Oh man! The Melee on the stage is incredible! MOA, LOR and ICON waging violent war and we have to go!!!!

Brian Rentfro: We’ll see you Saturday for Rampage!!!!! Goodnight!!!!!!!

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Afterword: Okay so part of that main event didn't make sense.  I guess Riley and Chamelion went for Coffee while All The Presidents Men were talking.... Michael, I accidently deleted you interview so I had to make it up, sorry about that!  Speaking of Strange interviews, Jarett sent me the Sirus one a while ago and I don't remember if I included it or not. (I don't think I did!) I hope I got to everyones stuff that they sent in!

I had a thought today, do we want to do Chaos in the same format as the Rampage cards, go to the OOC board, if you have an opinion you want to share.

Thanks to:

Chris - For writing the Main event

Rob - For writing the scaffold match!

Scott T. - Who sent me The Ironheart match unexpectedly

See you later!