Wednesday Night Chaos
January 5, 2000

[The Scene Opens inside the PWA Chaos Room.  Bud Adams is standing in the middle of the room beside a minature ADCTron, life size cardboard cut outs of many PWA wrestlers appear int he room.  There are t-shirts hanging from racks, the ADC has been quick to have orders for MoA the PWA Chapter created knowing well that they would be hot sellers.]

Bud Adams:  Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen I hope that you all had a very safe holiday and you are ready to join us for our usual non stop action.  The first match on the card featured Nightstyker Vs. Aries.   Aries is a newcomer in the federation and has yet to live up to his full potential.  There have been rumors in the head office that if Aries does not put more of an effort into the events then he will be placed on the inactive list.

Nightstyker Vs. Aries

Bud Adams:  Aries starts out the match on fire but Nightstker is quickly able to turn his hothead against him.   The two started out the match by brawling in the middle of the ring.  Aries went for a grapple but Nightstyker won the test of strength and hit him with a power bomb.  From here on it was all Nightstyker.  Using a wide variety of high flying and power moves Nightstyker was able to hit his finsiher on Aries 2 minutes and 30 seconds into the match.

Bud Adams:  Our next matchup featured a member of the PWA who was victorious in the first round of the King of Extreme Tournament that was sponsered by the AOWF creed.  His opponent, The Magician, was putting a good showing before Meltdown but has been awfully quiet since then.

The Magician Vs. Creed

Bud Adams: The Magician tried to use smoke and mirrors in this one to try and get an easy win on Creed.   While Creed was in the ring waiting for the Magician to come out, The Magician came up behind him and tried to cradle him into a pin.   By the grace of God, Creed was able to kick out just as the referee was about to count the three.  Irate, Creed leaps to his feet and plants a spinning heel kick to the chin of The Magician.  The Magician staggers back into the ropes and tumbles down onto the floor.

Creed then climbs the turnbuckle and attempts to go for an elbow slam from 15 feet up. However it was too early in the match and the Magician was able to dodge the move easily.  Creed who came crashing down into the announcers table was in a weak spot, luckily he was outside the ring where no pinfall could take place.  The Magician continued to attack Creed while he was on the ground,  he even tried to use a steel chair before being warned by the referee to cool it.  The Magician didn't agree with this and he pushes the referee out of the way and continues to beat Creed with the chair.  The Referee calls for the bell and DQs The Magician.   The Magician continues to beat on a defensless Creed but suddenly two masked men wearing a strange symbol on the shirts come down and begin to attack the Magician.  The referee breaks up the fight and the masked men run back to the locker room.

Bud Adams:  Those masked men seemed to wearing a symbol that was recently seen on the current PWA champion, Stephan "The Monkey" McDonald.  It is a large A with a J underneath it.  I have no idea what this means or who the men were that ran down to the ring!

Our next sceduled match was set to be Fletcher and Reese Vs. The Band.  Two weeks ago Styx was dragged along behind a car from a masked man and it is still unknown wheter or not he will be able to compete tonight.

Fletcher and Reese Vs. The Band

Bud Adams:  Fletcher and Reese come out together and wait in the ring for The Band to arrive.  Sad but True plays over the loudspeakers and we see Heavy Metal and Juggs coming through the crowd.  Styx is nowhere to be seen.  Heavy Metal indicates for the bell to be rung.  Fletcher and Reese look at this and shake their heads, they turn to each other and make a fist, pumping it up and down three times.  Reese leaves his fists clenched but Fletcher opens his up and thus wins the traditional Rock Paper Scicciors match.  They shake hands and Reese heads off to the back stage area.  The bell rings and the two men lock up in the ring.  After about 10 minutes of back an forth Fletcher is able to hit Heavy Metal with the diamond dog to get the win.

Bud Adams:  We know join Jon McDaniel and Brian Rentfro at the arena for our double main event!

[The Scene cuts to the PWA Dome in St. Louis.  Fans are screaming in anticapation of the two matches to come.  The camera focuses in on Brian and Jon who are sitting at the annoncers table]

Jon McDaniel - Welcome to the new Millenium, we are you annoucers Brian Rentfro and Jon McDaniel.

Brian Rentfro - Tonight Natural Selection will get what is coming to them as Rage and Ashe have been forced to face their own team-mates for the tag team titles.  Then Fear will get what is coming to him when he faces the true ICON of the PWA, CY2K Cinergy!

Jon McDaniel - It should be great!

Ring Announcer - The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is for the PWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP.  Making their way to the ring at this time are the Challangers Brian "The Rage" Andersen and Ashe!

[T he arena goes dark for ten seconds.  Red, blue, and green strobe lights begin going off throughout the arena and "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 begins.  During the intro of the song the words, "Can you feel it?.............The Adrynalin?..............The Future..............The Legend...........THE RAGE!?!  Red, blue and green pyros explode one the stage and down the aisle and Brian Andersen comes out dressed in a flashy red robe, makes his way down the aisle, and enters the ring.  The strobes stop and the house lights come back on as Andersen takes off the robe to reveal his in ring attire (Green and black shorts style trunks, black elbow and knee pads, and green and black boots) ]

[5 seconds before he coems out to the arena the lights dim to almost pitch black. He stands on the entrence way Triple H style, holds his arms out to the side, and he looks around. He stands there for 5 seconds, then walks down the entrence ramp & walks to the ring slowly. He gets in the ring, throws a fist up in the air & the lights come back on. He then prepares for his match.]

Ring Announcer - And the champions! The Brothers Grimm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

['More Human Than Human' plays. Sirus and Grifter both appear at the top of the ramp with the belts over their shoulders.  They walk down to the ring and enter.  The bell rings]

Jon McDaniel - They just aren't the same without... *sniff* "Al."

Brian Rentfro - You have got to be kidding me,  the MoA did Sirus a favour, he needs to let go of his childhood and get into the NOW.

[All Four men shake hands in the center of the ring and Rage and Sirus start the match off with a test of strength.  Sirus wins the grapple and sends the Rage into the turnbuckle.  Sirus tries to follow up with a splash but Andersen moves out of the way.  Now the two men are circling each other in the center of the ring.   Sirus goes for a football tackle but Rage catches him and flips him into a powerbomb.  Rage bounces off the ropes and hits Sirus with an Elbow Smash.  Rage makes the tag to Ashe.  Now Ashe comes into the ring and picks Sirus up to his feet.  He tosses him into the ropes and then follows up with a dropkick sending both men to the floor.  Sirus staggers to his feet and begins to exchange lefts and rights with Ashe.]

Jon McDaniel - A fine display of the sprt being put on here!

[Ashe pushes Sirus away, however it is towards the corner where Grifter is waiting to be tagged.  Sirus makes the tag to Grifter and he comes into the ring.  Grifter and Ashe lock up and Grifter is able to send Ashe flying into the ropes.  Grifter follows up with a boot to the midsection.  Ashe is able to stagger over to his corner where he tags in Brian Andersen.  Rage goes to work on Grifter assailing him with punches and kicks.  Meanwhile Ashe is ringside and grabs a steel chair.  Rage puts Grifter into a full Nelson and Ashe is standing in front of him with a chair.  Now Rage is screaming at Ashe and shaking his head!]

Brian Rentfro - It seems that Rage doesn't want Ashe to use the chair.

[Ashe swings the chair anyways and Grifter ducks it nailing Brian Andersen in the head.  The lights go off.]

Jon McDaniel - What, this is NOT scheduled folks.  It seem that we are having some technical difficulties with the lights here.

[There is a creaking sound for a few seconds and the sickening sound of metal on skin.  There are a few screams from in the ring but at this point it is unknown who is screaming.  After about two minutes the screaming subsides.]

Brian Rentfro - I don't like this one bit... Hold me...

Jon McDaniel - Oh come off it!

[The creaking osund is heard once again as well as the occasion metal slap.  A few minutes later the lights come on.  Sirus and Grifter are standing alone in the ring. ]

Brian Rentfro - Where are....

Voice: Up here....

[The Camera pans up and shows Rage and Ashe tied to the rafters of the PWA dome beaten and bruised.  Faith is hanging from a harness with a microphone.  There is a pair of goggles of some sort hanging around his neck  Blood is at the top of the rafters where the harness is fastened, controling where Faith goes.  He too has a pair of the goggles.]
 

Faith:  "We were going to play nice at first. Really.  We where gonna play with you and laugh as we made you look dumber and dumber, night by night.  But I had the familiy right here, together.  I couldn't pass it up.  There's just nothing better then this guys.  nothing."

Faith flows over to Anderson

Faith:  "How long did you think it would take huh?  I know what you where thinking.  You where thinking.  "hey, this MoA is just like the  rest.  They'll come and realize that I'm Anderson and fade away to the midcard with the rest"  hehe.  I know what you're thinking now...."Where did they come from?"  Welcome to the year 2000 stupid.  Now watch as I make yet another prediction come true."

Faith flows over to Ash

Faith "You my foe are in this because....well because you're mother spread her legs one too many times.  Look at your bro there Ashtray.  Look at him there.  Does he want to help you?  Does he want me dead yet?  Or does he think you can handle yourself?"

Does (Hits Ash with the Chair.)
HE  (hits Ash again)
CARE! (Another shot with the chair).

Faith:  "Look now into the eyes of the man who owns you."

Faith flows closly to the eyes of Ash.

Faith: "I could drop you...I could.  I'm known for it in the family.  I took this night from you.  I took you a strung you up just like Styx said you'd end up."

Faith flows over to Anderson

Faith: "And I'm just one of the generals.  I just took a slight show of verbal power, and turned it into an action of which you could never retaliate.  I own you now.  Remember that."

[The camera pans down to the top of the ramp where the Crippler is sitting in his wheelchair.  He looks up and Andersen and Ashe and a grin crosses his face.  He claps his hands together slowly, almost sarcastically and only says a three words.  "Impressive.  Very Impressive."]

The lights go out again for a time, when they come on again Faith is gone.  Anderson and Ash are left to hang while help comes to bring their bodies down.  The Crippler too has disappeared.

Jon McDaniel: Can you believe what just happened.

Brian Rentfro - You are damn right I believe.  I think I am going to join the psychic network now!

Ring Announcer - The following match is scheudled for ONE fall.  Making his way to the ring at this time he is 6'9 333 pounds from Transylvania.  FEAR!!!!

[ Fear comes down to the ring scowling looking for some competition.]

Ring Announcer - And his opponent, he is a member of the ICONS 2000,  CY2K Cinergy!

[Cinergy comes out to the theme "Play Around" by Lil Cease. When he comes out the lights go dim and begin to flash red, red smoke fills the entryway, and Cinergy emerges in a shimmering red robe with a white lightning bolt on the back. He struts down the aisle slowly, stopping momentarily to look over the arena and the fans, then he comes up on the apron, receives a mic, and says a little something before the match.]

Jon McDaniel - This one could get messy....

[Fear and Cinergy begin to pound on each other right away and soon find them selves at ringside still exchanging hard lefts and right.  Cinergy whips Fear into the metal ring post and Fear hold his head in pain....  Cinergy follows up with a boot to the midsection that doubles Fear over.  Cinergy the reverse whips him into the other ring post.]

Brian Rentfro - The Icon doing a good number early on here.

[Cinergy tosses Fear towards the crowd where he spills out and Cinergy follows.  Cinergy continues to beat on Fear until a large mamalian women makes her way to the two men.  Cinergy sees the woman and runs back into the ring where he is safe.  Fear stumbles to his feet and steps over the barrier and goes back into the ring.   Cinergy is waiting for Fear and then hits him with a baseball slide which sends him staggering back.   Prima Donna then runs down the runway to join in the fray.  Fear is now being attacked by both Cinergy and Prima Donna.]

Jon McDaniel - This is awful, Fear is being double teamed!

[Now both men lug Fear back into the ring and Cinergy continues to attack Fear.  Prima Donna distracts the referee and meanwhile Cinergy gets a chair from the other side of the ring and tosses it into the middle.  Cinergy then hits the BOLT on Fear driving his head right into the chair.  Cinergy picks up Fear and Pile drives him into the chair as well.  The referee turns around and sees this and calls for the bell.  Cinergy kicks the referee in the groin and then hits the bolt on him as well.  Cinergy tosses The ref out of the way and continues to work on Fear.  Another BOLT into the chair and ANOTHER and ANOTHER.  Blood is allover the ring now and security stroms the ring.  Fear is not moving at all.  Beaten senseless by Cinergy.]  Paramedics come to the ring and take Fear off on a stretcher just as the show comes to an end.]

Brian Rentfro - See, I told you so!

Jon McDaniel - This is horrible, Fear could be dead!  We will have an update for you folks as soon as possible!  Stay tuned to Rampage for more details!
 
 
 
 
 
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