Look, I'd love to give you your results, but right now I haven't got the time. While you were filling out the quiz, one of my friends invited me out for the evening. Apparently, she, her boy friend, and her boyfriend's mate need someone to make up billiards doubles.
And wear something nice. And would it kill you to do your hair for once? Why? Oh, no reason. No reason at all.
 

It's gonna be a looooong night.