Cecil ran and ran through the undergrowth. Behind him he could hear the minions of the damned gaining on him. They had a supreme speed advantage over Cecil, seeing they had legs and Cecil did not.
"Well, I guess this is it" Cecil thought as he ran. "Dear God, I'm sorry I drank so much. I'm sorry I mocked Michelle's collection of noseplugs. I'm sorry I stole all those cars. I'm sorry I invented game shows. I'm sorry! Just PLEASE, get me out of this!"
Suddenly, there before him, stood his badly animated fairy godmother!

"Have you, like, had enough adventure yet?" she asked.
Cecil could hear 5ive coming nearer and nearer. "Yes! Yes!" he shrieked.
"But, like, you said you wanted, like, adventure an' stuff" she continued.
"I've had enough adventure. Please, all I want is a simple life from now on. I've learned my lesson."
(Violins begin in the background)
"You see, I thought I wanted adventure" said Cecil as the adorable woodland creatures began to gather round. "But I've realised that I had all I've ever wanted all along. And now I want to go home."
"You've always, like, been able to go home" said his fairy godmother. "Just, like, click your ruby slippers together and say 'there's no place like home'".
Cecil looked down. "Uh, lady- I don't have any feet" he said.
"Oh. Yeah. Right. I knew that" she said. She waved her big fan, and suddenly...

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