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"You're damn straight it's rough living
here. I'm 23 years old for Allah's sake!" |
"I prefer my donkey.
She has been a beddy good wife." |
| "Just you try comin' round hare and takin' are TV sets 'n beer... ya mutha fuckeen Muzloon fund'ment'lists!" |
SHEIK: "Mr. Rumsfeld, I am so deeply concerned about the terrible things that are happening in your country and so
I must ask I you now; how is Britney Spears?" |
"Before I discovered this site, my love life was limited
to the beasts of the fields. But now I have found many
women to jubjugate and brutalize!" |
"We're glad that we joined.
Now we can beat a different female every day" |
"Bring it on, camel jock.
I'll knock your crooked teeth down your bottomless throat, you spineless little fraction of a man." |
"bin laden sparks an opium-laced joint
and hallucinates he's Tommy Lee." |
"Oooooooh yesss!
I like this one beddy, beddy much." |
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