Queen Berryl

Ahh. The club president. She is sooo wicked!! Anyhow, Her Majesty was once queen of the Negeverse. She defeated the original Queen Serenity and completely demolished that icky Moon Kingdom. *giggle* But she never did get that damn silver crystal. So of course Marsh Mellow Brains (Sailor Moon) defeated her royal highness.

Jeddite

One of her Majesty's minions. He was the first warrior to try his luck in terminating those pesky scouts. He lost. Got run over by a plane or something. Ouch!

Zoisite

The 3rd warrior to try and vapourize those nasty little bimbettes. The Only "female" (remember, Zoisite was originally a man) of the 4 initial warriors. She also failed in getting the crystal and she dared to deliberatly go against the queens orders pertaining to Darien. She was almost thrown out of the club completely, but she and Malachite begged Her Royal Wickedness to let her stay so she allowed it. Even still, Zoisite isn't allowed to participate much at the meetings.

Malachite

Ahh....the club play-boy. Malachite was the last and strongest warrior to try and get the silver crystal and was defeated by Goody Two-Boots Sailor Moon. Even after he used that wonderufl ploy of attacking those rotten flea-bags too! Poor Baby!!!! I'll comfort you! Oh, yeah, he's got Zoicite I never did like her much.

The Gloom and Doom Girls

More of The Queen's loyal subjects. These evil ladies nearly defeated those Sailor Saps. They captured the four scouts and brought Sailor Moon to Queen Berryl. Actually, now don't tell anyone i said this, but I think her Majesty should have let them finish the job. *In the distance*

WHAT?!?!?

NOTHING!! Your Majesty!! I'm just showing a visitor around!

Rubeus

Ol' Ruby's part of the Dark Moon Family. You don't know about the Dark Moon family? Well then, friend, You'll have to remind me to tell you their story after i'm thru with the members list. IF you live that long! *cackle cackle*
Anyhow, Rubeus got to boss those icky wicky sisters around and he manipulated and used Catsy for his own greedy reasons. Isn't he great? Say, he's free......nah. Not my type. Besides he kinda went cuckoo after Prince Diamond threw him off the mission and he was defeated by you-know-who. Actually it's about time for one of our Nega-Nurses to give him his medicine. OH INJECTA!!! Where are youuuuu?

Rhonda

She's one of the four sisters' "droids". She was controlled by Catsy to take over that old man's temple. She almost succeeded too! Boy can she fight! And now Catsy's a goody goody so Rhonda does wot she wants.*giggle*

ThunderClap

Another Droid!! She was controlled by sappy ol' Prisma. She just kinda floated around and made these thunder noises to scare Stupid ol' Sailor Moon. Actually, she's not very bright. Come to think of it, I don't like her!

Frosty

She sure ain't that snowman, baby! Frosty's a droid who loves to put people...........ON ICE!!!! Any how, she was once controlled by Birdie to take over a new Ice Cream shop, but now she can think for herself. And boy is she FUN! You don't know fun until you've met Frosty! *cackle cackle*

Emerald

Emerald was picked to take over the job when Rubeus flipped. She was defeated by that gnarled old peice of cellophane. She's madly in love with Prince Diamond. Poor dear. She really is a great gal. One of my best friends. Actually people say I sound like her. I don't see how!*cackle cackle*

Animal Instinct

She's one of Emerald's lovely little droids. She took over the animal shelter that that mangy white flea bag ran away to. It was kinda cool the way she got all those stupid creatures to do those tricks! *cackle cackle*

Mistrust

Another one of Emmy's droids. This one tried to turn that little techno-dweeb against her sappy sailor friends, but it didn't work. They really stick together. Well, I did say they were sappy, didn't I?! Ah- HA HA HA!!

Doom and Gloom

No, i'm not repeating myself. Doom and Gloom are brothers, and they have nothing to do with the Gloom and Doom girls. At least i don't think they do. Last i heard they were single.........hmmm.....oh, yeah! Back to your tour! Doom and Gloom took over that little moon brat's school. And, yes, they were following Emeralds orders. They were defeated, but only cos that miserable little rabbit-child started screaming her head off, and she startled them! Hmph!

The Genie Of The Time Warp

Boy is she a meany! I don't even get along with her! She's always playing tricks on people and messing with time. Anyway, she was sent by Emerald to make sure that the Sailor Stooges didn't get out of the Time warp. Of course they did, and poor Genie lost. Oh Well!

The Grim Man

Is this guy for real? I've never seen him! Oh well, anyway, he was used to haunt Small Lady's dreams. I don't know how, but the Scouts manged to defeat him, even there!!! Am I missing something here? Maybe I'm on the wrong side......

WHAT WAS THAT?!?

Nothing, My queen!
You are getting me in a lot of trouble, do you know that?
ANYWAY...

Wise Man/Doom Phantom

Oh, boy, do i hate this guy. I know, i know, we all hate the scouts and we're from the negaverse, so we should get along....but honestly! The guy doesn't even have a face!!! You know what he looks like? Cellophane. Like an ugly old wrinkled, crumpled peice of floating, talking cellophane! And manipulated the Dark Moon family and used them, so he could have complete control of the universe and wipe out life as we know it. What a par-ty-pooper!!!

THE CARDIANS

Vampeel

Vampeel was the first cardian. Actually we don't like her too much cos she had to come and screw things up by forcing that little sniveling twit Sailor Moon to come back. If those snooty aliens had left matters alone then the negaverse could have led the world into a false sense of security and then ATTACK!!!......But anyways...

Minotaur

Cardian Minotaur was the second. She Interupted the auditions for a movie and forced the rest of the Sailor Brats to come back. UGH!

Faraion Lion

Ok the next cardian was this lion thing. I forget it's name! AH HA HA! Silly me! Anyway the lion thing did something to Sailor Jupiter's little friend and that made her MAAAD. Poow wittle Jupitew! AH HA HA!

Nacrid

This nasty little bug got lots o energy from all those silly humans at the virtual reality theatre. She was stopped by the sailor saps and 'the moon light knight' EECH!!

Racey

AH! Racey! See she's the nice tree planted in the E.D.C 's picnic area. SPEAKING of picnics those silly aliens brought Racey in to zap energy from all the happy picnicers from some school. And boy was she mean! She almost defeated Sailor Moon, and we thought Stupid Moon was dead but she was just getting help from her mommy. ECCH! And double EEECCCHH!!!

Volturos

Ok, now this guy was cool! I wonder if he's single............ Oops! I'm getting off subject again! (giggle)
You see, Ol Vulturos attacked a bunch of school buses and ZAPPED all the little kiddies energy! Pretty groovy, huh? Oh boy was he great! If only he hadn't been defeated by that icky Sailor Venus! The love senshi, oh gag me with a spoon!

Skulker

You don't wanna mess with this woman! She was sent to collect enrgy from little babies! That's even to low for me! She gets along with Mr. Cellophane just fine, though.

Amphibia

This jewel from the sea interupted the all mighty Raye's concert performance. She collected lots of energy from all of Mars' stupid fans!

Mophead

AH HA HA HA!!!! oh.....oh how i get a KICK out of that name!! Mophead!!! Anyway Ann sent this little devil out when she was posessed by the ol green eyed monster. That's right! Ann was jealous of Lita so out went Mophead. Mophead's actually our janitor! "i'm not only a member, i'm the janitor!" AH HA HA HA!!

Pierrot

Allright, next there was this clown thing, and she was like totally weird cos she had no pupils or irises! Just the outlines where eyes should be! And she was sent, to ruin Ann's play, by Alan cos he was jealous! Aren't those two ridiculous!?

Insectia

Oh, yuck! Let me tell you right now that here at the EDC club we don't like people who don't listen. And if anybody doesn't listen, it's her! She was sent by Alan to collect Energy from Darien and some school kids and she went totally cuckoo!!! She wouldn't listen to him or anyone! We really don't like it when she comes around, but , technically, she is a member. Yuck!!

Fourface

Poor Fourface. She's another one whos undergoing treatment. She's never been quite the same since she killed the doom tree. But she didn't really kill it. And besides she was only trying to help. Oh well. Hey! Whataya know! She was the last cardian!
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