Slut of the Year

Enid, Oklahoma

So desperate to suck the "white stuff" out of something, here Christina can be seen attacking a defenseless can of mousse!

Christina Michelle Woodson-Cox-Chestnut

Just a note to the little whore. People who marry more then once usally DON'T keep their ex's last name and just add on the new hubbies. You are a very stupid person and I cant believe some poor fucker married you, even if he is an ugly pussy ass nerd. Okay on with the bio.

She was born May 19, 1982 in Enid, Oklahoma to her fat, evil, two-faced whore of a mother Debbie. She was named after two of her fathers girlfriends. She was an UGLY baby and had ears so big her mother would usually tape them back, but that didn't stop her mother from entering her in baby beauty contests. After many attempts she finally won third place. This became the highlight of little Christina and her mother's life. The fact that there were ONLY three babies entered in the contest never seemed to be an issue. Early on Christina earned the nickname Dumbo because of the size of her ears. The name changed to Pinocchio when her nose began to grow long and pointed. However she is currently known as Gonzo by those who hate her best.    As a child Christina's mother spoiled her and made her believe she was better then everyone else. She became a pathological liar and a whiny, over-dramatic brat. She has never been able to maintain a long term friendship because of her attitude and it only got worse as a teenager. At the age of fifteen Christina lost her virginity on the bathroom floor of her mothers house. This was only the beginning of her sexual promiscuity. During the next few years Christina went through dozens of sexual partners and many only hours after meeting them. She's claimed to have been "engaged" or "pregnant" so many times even she's lost count. She has been known to cheat on her boyfriends with their bestfriends while still banging others on the side and they all got an STD to prove it.    While working as a stripper Christina "realized" dick wasn't enough to satisfy her so she "became" bisexual.    In 2001 she married a nice Catholic guy and deceived him into thinking she was Catholic too. The marrage ended when Christina's husband found out she was cheating on him. They reconciled when Christina found out she was pregnant, but separated again when DNA testing proved her husband wasn't the father.    Christina is currently pregnant with her second child. After considering to give the baby up for adoption for some reason she decided to keep it when she found out it was a boy. Sources say Christina has recently married the guy she claims is the father of her new baby. All this and much more is what makes Christina Michelle Woodson-Cox-? Enid Oklahoma's 2004 SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!!

Here Christina is stuffing her bra. How sad!

Scary!

Christina at age 14

ROTC  Ball! The guy she went with.

ROTC Ball! The guy she went home with.

My sources have tell me that Christina gave birth to her Seconed child about six or seven months ago. Pictures of the child bring up questions about the fater. While her and her hubby are white the baby seems to be.......well, brown. Hmmmm.

This just in. Sources now say that Christina is pregnant AGAIN!!! However it's unclear if she will keep the baby since she's apparently decided to give her current children up for adoption...