Jack gave an exasperated sigh. "Stephen, I have not seen you all day because you have been crawling all over that island. I am dying to ravish you senseless!"

"Almost done, Jack." Stephen set down a particularly hideous insect and gazed at it lovingly. "Another dozen species to catalogue, and I will be all yours." He extracted an obscenely large spider from one of his cages and ran a long, sensuous finger over the creature rather than over Jack's... Jack's... well.

Jack let loose a string of expletives, reached for his can of insect-spray, and proceeded to eliminate the competition.