|
|
Favorite meal is green pea soup because of the dramatic effect it
creates when you hurl |
|
Recently began using a small crucifix in place of a toothpick
|
|
|
Not
sure how, but you can suddenly speak Latin fluently |
|
No
longer need a Ouija board to communicate with the dead |
|
|
Most
hated alcoholic beverage is shot of faith with a holy water chaser
|
|
Don't know why friends hired an Exorcist for you when you're
already in great shape |
|
|
Stricken with severe skin rashes and festering pus-modules of late
|
|
Cuss
so much lately that 'foul language' to you is a conversation about chicken
|
|
|
Can't sleep well when your bed floats around the room too much
|
|
Can
rotate your head 360 degrees without moving the rest of your body
|
|
|
Graffiti suddenly appears on your skin from the inside out
|
|
The
sight of priests and family members seems to induce vomiting |
|
|
You've been so cold lately, you can see your own breath when you
talk |
|
Teeth have turned yellow and green, even though you use tartar
control toothpaste |
|
|
Just
discovered that terrible odor surrounding you isn't from your laundry
detergent after all |
|
Don't bath until you're so crusty you make noise when you walk
|
|
|
When
in a deep sleep, you seem to prefer wheezing to snoring |
|
Voice seems to have deepened lately, especially noticeable when
swearing |
|
|
You
greet people by peeing in your livingroom |
|
Your
new best friend is a vibrating fork |
